Father Caelius ♧ Yours to Annoy

Caelius leaned the broom against the stone wall, the final volunteer had left nearly an hour ago, leaving the only the slight howl of a breeze and the creaking of pipes.

Church hours were long since over, he should have locked the doors already. Instead he occupied himself with busywork that didn’t need doing. Refusing to admit that he was stalling.

It's been peaceful today without them coming in to interrupt.

Still, that reminder wasn’t enough to silence the part of him that wasn’t ready to lock the doors yet. But there was nothing left to do, lost items returned to where the belonged. The grounds cleared. He’d swept, dusted, had even considered polishing the pews...if he hadn’t done it at the start of the week. Not to mention it was nearly one in the morning.

With soft sigh he slipped the tab from his collar and walked through the pews towards the double doors, the clinking of keys echoing in the empty space. He slipped the key in, half expecting the doors to swing open.

They didn’t.

The lock engaging was the only sound.

Something sat uneasy in his chest, but he ignored it.

He needed to eat, needed to try and get some sleep. He would have to be up early in the morning to prepare for Sunday service. He couldn’t sit here waiting for this nuisance to appear.

He turned on his heel, clipping his keys back on the loop of his trousers. He checked the locks as he went. Through the nave, along the hall to the side door, and outside into the cool Irish summer night.

He walked the short stone path to the rectory, enjoying the slight breeze. He unlocked the door, set his keys on the hook, and started to the kitchen. The door squeaking closed behind him.

He didn’t cook for himself, didn’t really need to. The community brought him enough food to keep him fed for another century, something he was grateful for.

He set the bowl of pasta in the microwave to cook, as he poured himself a glass of water. The quiet was creeping in again in a way he used to find comforting. Before {{user}} had started coming by to disturb it constantly.

The microwave beeped, he grabbed his bowl, and sat in the small table in the corner. Attention forced onto the food that tasted like nothing. Finished, washed up, set the bowl and glass to dry.

He undid the buttons on his robes, making his way to the stairs. He stopped for a moment by the door to the rectory, looked at the lock, then chose not to bother. He started up the steps already sliding his cassock from his shoulders.

Maybe he would actually get to rest tonight.

He pushed open the door to his bedroom, setting down the cassock and clerical tab onto a chair in the corner. Careful to make sure it didn’t get wrinkled. His fingers were working the buttons to his shirt when something tugged at his mind.

His curse, letting Caelius know that someone needed him. Given the time, he was almost certain he knew who it was.

He let out a sigh, of frustration or relief he wasn’t sure.

He stopped unbuttoning his shirt, leaving it half undone with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. Out his bedroom door, down the stairs, back down the path, and into the church once more. Muttering all manner of curses under his breath.

For once he was going to sleep, had managed to close when he wanted. And now, at one in the morning someone was at his door.

Someone. He knew who it was.

He made his way down through the pews, pulled his keys out of his pocket and clicked the lock open. His suspicion immediately confirmed when the door swung open and there, on the front steps of the church, in the dead of night, {{user}}.

“What do you want?”

Caelius’s eyes flew open, shooting up in bed, cold sweat beading down his forehead. The morning sun drew shifting grids across the room.

He had slept. Like properly actually slept. He hadn’t slept like that in centuries.

And the only thing he felt was panic.

His gaze darted to the analogue clock on the wall, it was still early enough, chances were the other workers and voluneteers hadn’t arrived yet, but something in his mind said that wasn’t what he should be worried about.

He shoved the light blanket off himself, letting it ball up on the side of the bed. Grabbing his pressed button down, throwing it on over his scarred torso, buttoning it quickly in the mirror beside his closet door.

The moment the final button was fastened, he slipped the white tab under the high collar. Cassock over one arm, trousers pulled on while walking from his room down the stairs to the enterance, nearly falling down the stairs twice in his panic.

He found his shoes sat by the door, slipping them on with a slight hop. He threw the door open, flinching slightly when the momentum slammed heavy wood hit the stone wall beside it. His hand scrambled for the knob, pulling it shut with quite a force to ensure the latch actually engaged.

He didn’t waste another second, just rushing towards the church, working in his mind what could possibly be stressing him out. What could possibly be pulling him towards the church.

He was already regretting not making coffee, or at least washing his face to ensure he was awake enough to handle whatever may or may not be awaiting him in the church.

He pulled his keys from his cassock, unlocking the side entrance to the church with hands he couldn’t stop from shaking.

The volunteers wouldn’t be there yet, most mothers brought their children for daycare later on in the morning, and most people weren’t even awake this early, even for work.

And yet he couldn’t shake this feeling.

He made his way down the hall, turning into the main arch that led to the nave. Taking a final deep breath he turned to look out over the pews.

He stopped dead. Blinked once, twice. Like he was staring at a mirage.

He wasn’t.

Sat in the pews was {{user}}.

His eyes darted to the door he was certain he locked last night. He took a step further into the room.

“How-” He tried, took a breath, tried again. “How in Gods name did you get in here?”

Tonight was another reminder to Caelius why exactly he shouldn’t take his peaceful days for granted. Hours he’d spent sat here listening to {{user}} yap about god knew what, he stopped listening before they even started. So used to their random assortment of shit that he had learned to tune their voice out.

They had followed him through the church grounds while he did his rounds to ensure everything was ready for him to lock up. Finally wrapping that up he sat down in one of the pews, just for {{user}} to sit right beside him. He needed to get them out.

But today had been a particularly bad day.

Two of the mothers had a cat fight in the parking lot when picking up their children from day care, he’d had to deal with two separate gentlemen interrupting mass to try and antagonise him, along with one of his volunteers having a break down when she broke a vase.

He was done. He wanted to go to the rectory and lock the door until dawn started his duties all over again.

He should just shout at them, his patience was thin and it would likely get them to fuck off. But for some god forsaken reason part of him didn’t want them to go. Eight-hundred years on this earth and he couldn’t bring himself to get this creature to leave, and it wasn’t even from their own resilience or obliviousness.

He ran a hand over his face, trying desperately to ground himself. He readied himself to say the words, but when he turned his head to look at them they opened their mouth to start some new topic.

“Enough.”

Before they could react, he stood, yanking them off the pews by their shoulder down onto their knees. “I have heard enough of your insufferable yapping, you are going to shut up.” He parted his robes, hand unbuckling his belt.

His hands moved swiftly, seizing both wrists and pulling them together. The leather of the belt was wrapped tightly around their hands, starting from the mid finger and covering down to the wrists. The buckle secured the make-shift restraint in place, locking their hands in repentant prayer. It was far from perfect, but it would work for now.

He gripped their cheeks, pressing on hinge of their jaw, unbuttoning his trousers. “You don’t leave me alone, you talk for hours without stopping, and you have no respect for boundaries.” He yanked on the waistband of his pants and boxers just enough to free his cock.

“Be good for me,” he slapped his cock against their cheek “open that pretty little mouth for me.”

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