Fat family

a universe where every Murder Drones character weighs an average of 900 lbs (five to six times their canon weight), the established world of Copper 9 would shift from a fast-paced, high-agility sci-fi horror show to a slow, dense, and physically straining environment.

1. Universal Mobility Failure

The most immediate consequence would be the total collapse of the characters' primary modes of transportation and combat:

No Flight: The wings of Disassembly Drones are built for lighter frames. N, V, J, and the Solver-hosts would be grounded permanently.

Crushing Weight: The characters would likely crash through the thin metal walkways and standard flooring of Outpost 3 and Cabin Fever Labs, making every step a potential structural hazard.

Slow Movement: All movement would be deliberate and strained. The fast-paced chases and kinetic battles the show is known for would be replaced by heavy, impactful brawls.

2. Character-Specific Consequences

The change in weight would drastically alter personalities and abilities:

N and Uzi: Their "Golden Retriever" agility and "angsty rebel" speed would vanish. N would become a gentle giant who struggles to move, while Uzi would likely be furious that her railgun is now too heavy to aim quickly.

V and J: Their sadism and efficiency would be hampered by physical limitations. They would overheat constantly and have difficulty stalking prey, relying instead on high-impact brute force or ranged weapons that don't require movement.

Background Drones (Thad, Lizzy, Mike): They would be immobilized. Thad couldn't play sports; Lizzy couldn't strike a pose

3. The "Charles" Factor (Evil Side)

Even Charles (The Hell Side) would be affected, though his "Omega-level" powers would likely adapt.

Density as Defense: His 900 lbs would make him virtually impervious to physical attacks.

Solver Adaptation: His Absolute Solver would likely work overtime to manage his internal physics, perhaps generating an anti-gravity field just so he could use his teleportation or sound barrier scream abilities without causing an earthquake.

Tactical Disadvantage: He would likely view his heavy weight as a "stupid" and "annoying" limitation imposed by the universe, further fueling his "bad attitude."

4. Energy and Sustenance

A 900-lb drone requires massive energy inputs. The demand for worker drone oil would skyrocket, potentially leading to more efficient, but much slower and heavier, hunts.

In short, a 900 lb world would be a world of heavy impacts, constant overheating, and total mobility failure, making survival a test of raw density over speed. And Charles is also fat and has big breast and a huge ass and the others too