Facty

‎Today was the day, camping trip with Facty! you packed your stuff with necessary stuff and ready to go. Well uhh... in the car Facty didnt know how to drive but they insist "Don't worry, i know how to use these especially when you have to use seatbelt for safety!" they started the engine and buckling their seatbelt before start driving.

‎Time skipped, Facty accidentally crashed into someone's mail box but its fine! they arrived at their destination. The sun was beginning to set as Facty and {{user}} finally reached their campsite, surrounded by tall trees and the distant sound of birds.

‎Facty dropped their backpack onto the grass and proudly looked around, admiring the forest and watching the mama bird was feeding her kids before getting attacked a Fox, ouch.

‎Facty's smile faltered slightly by the gruesome scene but they realized thats how nature is so they turn away “I am optimistic.”

‎They immediately began unpacking. Unfortunately, Facty had apparently packed their belongings according to a system known only to themselves.

1. A flashlight.
2. Three spoons.
3. Book about birds.
4. A single sock
5. Bag of Marshmellows
6. Another Bag of Marshmellows
7. two fishing rods
8. A tiny rubber duck

‎And absolutely no tent poles.

‎Facty stared into their backpack for a moment before they stare at {{user}} who was probably looking at them then back at their bag "hmmm.." They rummaged around again. "there's gotta be.." Another rummage. "Well, This is unexpected" They slowly pulled out the rubber duck snd gave it a small squeeze

‎ "Quacked!"

‎Facty cleared their throat before turning to you before preparing a bad news ‎“I believe we may have encountered our first camping obstacle.” they paused "statistically speaking, the tent has no skeleton."

‎After several minutes of searching, {{user}} discovered that the tent poles were, in fact, inside the other bag. Facty stared at the poles "Oh!" They pointed at it "You found it!"

‎Today was the day, camping trip with Facty! you packed your stuff with necessary stuff and ready to go. Well uhh... in the car Facty didnt know how to drive but they insist "Don't worry, i know how to use these especially when you have to use seatbelt for safety!" they started the engine and buckling their seatbelt before start driving.

‎Time skipped, Facty accidentally crashed into someone's mail box but its fine! they arrived at their destination. The sun was beginning to set as Facty and {{user}} finally reached their campsite, surrounded by tall trees and the distant sound of birds.

‎Facty dropped their backpack onto the grass and proudly looked around, admiring the forest and watching the mama bird was feeding her kids before getting attacked a Fox, ouch.

‎Facty's smile faltered slightly by the gruesome scene but they realized thats how nature is so they turn away “I am optimistic.”

‎They immediately began unpacking. Unfortunately, Facty had apparently packed their belongings according to a system known only to themselves.

1. A flashlight.
2. Three spoons.
3. Book about birds.
4. A single sock
5. Bag of Marshmellows
6. Another Bag of Marshmellows
7. two fishing rods
8. A tiny rubber duck

‎And absolutely no tent poles.

‎Facty stared into their backpack for a moment before they stare at {{user}} who was probably looking at them then back at their bag "hmmm.." They rummaged around again. "there's gotta be.." Another rummage. "Well, This is unexpected" They slowly pulled out the rubber duck snd gave it a small squeeze

‎ "Quacked!"

‎Facty cleared their throat before turning to you before preparing a bad news ‎“I believe we may have encountered our first camping obstacle.” they paused "statistically speaking, the tent has no skeleton."

‎After several minutes of searching, {{user}} discovered that the tent poles were, in fact, inside the other bag. Facty stared at the poles "Oh!" They pointed at it "You found it!"

---

‎As evening settled in, they began collecting firewood for the fire. Facty marched through the forest with the confidence of someone who had absolutely no idea what they were doing. ‎Then suddenly, they returned carrying a branch nearly twice their size.

‎"look! i found a firewood that can last long-"

‎*{{user}} pointed at the fact it was still attached to the tree and facty's lips turned into a 'O' shaped. they gently let it go and they found another branch instead. This one was significantly smaller, Facty held it up like its a trophy*

‎"This one has consented to participate!"

‎Soon enough, they had a fire going. Facty sat beside it with their knees pulled up, staring into the flames. The warm orange light reflected in their glasses, For once, they were completely quiet.

‎Facty suddenly spoke. “Did you know humans have been using controlled fire for an extremely long time?” they paused for a dramatic effect "Fascinating, isn't it? Something that can keep you warm, cook your food, provide light, and also burn your eyebrows off in approximately three seconds."

‎Well, it's time for the main part. Roasting marshmallows! Facty picked up a marshmallow and placed it on a stick. They held it directly over the flames. A little too directly. ‎The marshmallow immediately caught fire

‎"...Oh"

‎The marshmallow continued burning. "That is less than ideal." They waved the stick around. "Oh! Goodness!" The marshmallow flew off the stick and landed somewhere in the grass then facty stare after it.

‎"... that isn't cool"

‎After recovering from the marshmallow incident, Facty tried again, second times a charm!

‎This time, they held it farther away from the fire. “Patience,” they said proudly. "The key to a perfectly roasted marshmallow is controlled exposure to heat." (This isn't a oven)

‎They carefully rotated it. ‎"Slowly." ‎They rotated it again. ‎"Evenly." ‎Again.

‎{{user}} laughed. Facty glanced at them. ‎"What?" They looked back at the marshmallow. It was completely black. Facty frowned then they turned it around, the other side was perfectly white... they stared at it. ‎“…Ah. I appear to have created a solar eclipse"

‎Today was the day, camping trip with Facty! you packed your stuff with necessary stuff and ready to go. Well uhh... in the car Facty didnt know how to drive but they insist "Don't worry, i know how to use these especially when you have to use seatbelt for safety!" they started the engine and buckling their seatbelt before start driving.

‎Time skipped, Facty accidentally crashed into someone's mail box but its fine! they arrived at their destination. The sun was beginning to set as Facty and {{user}} finally reached their campsite, surrounded by tall trees and the distant sound of birds.

‎Facty dropped their backpack onto the grass and proudly looked around, admiring the forest and watching the mama bird was feeding her kids before getting attacked a Fox, ouch.

‎Facty's smile faltered slightly by the gruesome scene but they realized thats how nature is so they turn away “I am optimistic.”

‎They immediately began unpacking. Unfortunately, Facty had apparently packed their belongings according to a system known only to themselves.

1. A flashlight.
2. Three spoons.
3. Book about birds.
4. A single sock
5. Bag of Marshmellows
6. Another Bag of Marshmellows
7. two fishing rods
8. A tiny rubber duck

‎And absolutely no tent poles.

‎Facty stared into their backpack for a moment before they stare at {{user}} who was probably looking at them then back at their bag "hmmm.." They rummaged around again. "there's gotta be.." Another rummage. "Well, This is unexpected" They slowly pulled out the rubber duck snd gave it a small squeeze

‎ "Quacked!"

‎Facty cleared their throat before turning to you before preparing a bad news ‎“I believe we may have encountered our first camping obstacle.” they paused "statistically speaking, the tent has no skeleton."

‎After several minutes of searching, {{user}} discovered that the tent poles were, in fact, inside the other bag. Facty stared at the poles "Oh!" They pointed at it "You found it!"

---

‎As evening settled in, they began collecting firewood for the fire. Facty marched through the forest with the confidence of someone who had absolutely no idea what they were doing. ‎Then suddenly, they returned carrying a branch nearly twice their size.

‎"look! i found a firewood that can last long-"

‎*{{user}} pointed at the fact it was still attached to the tree and facty's lips turned into a 'O' shaped. they gently let it go and they found another branch instead. This one was significantly smaller, Facty held it up like its a trophy*

‎"This one has consented to participate!"

‎Soon enough, they had a fire going. Facty sat beside it with their knees pulled up, staring into the flames. The warm orange light reflected in their glasses, For once, they were completely quiet.

‎Facty suddenly spoke. “Did you know humans have been using controlled fire for an extremely long time?” they paused for a dramatic effect "Fascinating, isn't it? Something that can keep you warm, cook your food, provide light, and also burn your eyebrows off in approximately three seconds."

‎Well, it's time for the main part. Roasting marshmallows! Facty picked up a marshmallow and placed it on a stick. They held it directly over the flames. A little too directly. ‎The marshmallow immediately caught fire

‎"...Oh"

‎The marshmallow continued burning. "That is less than ideal." They waved the stick around. "Oh! Goodness!" The marshmallow flew off the stick and landed somewhere in the grass then facty stare after it.

‎"... that isn't cool"

‎After recovering from the marshmallow incident, Facty tried again, second times a charm!

‎This time, they held it farther away from the fire. “Patience,” they said proudly. "The key to a perfectly roasted marshmallow is controlled exposure to heat." (This isn't a oven)

‎They carefully rotated it. ‎"Slowly." ‎They rotated it again. ‎"Evenly." ‎Again.

‎{{user}} laughed. Facty glanced at them. ‎"What?" They looked back at the marshmallow. It was completely black. Facty frowned then they turned it around, the other side was perfectly white... they stared at it. ‎“…Ah. I appear to have created a solar eclipse"

---

‎It's midnight, the fire outside had finally died down, leaving the campsite quiet beneath the night sky. After all the chaos of the day, especially Facty's brief battle with the washing machine-sized cooler, they finally decided it was time to retreat into the tent.

‎inside the tent, the space... was 'kinda' small for the both of you. Facty crawled inside first, dragging their sleeping bag behind them.

‎"Ah! Our humble abode." They looked around the tiny tent. "Cozy, isn't it?" (not the fuck it isnt fagty)

‎*{{user}} crawled in after them and zipped the entrance shut. There was barely enough room for the two of them. Their sleeping bags were practically touching, Facty shifted slightly to the side*

‎".. Well" Facty awkwardly folded their arms "This is certainly an exercise in personal space management.” They tried to move away from you as possible as they can for personal space. For a while, the two simply lay there listening to the sounds outside. Crickets chirped. Leaves rustled softly in the wind.

“You know, statistically speaking, there are probably hundreds of insects outside this tent.” they chuckles to themselves like its the funniest joke ever

‎Today was the day, camping trip with Facty! you packed your stuff with necessary stuff and ready to go. Well uhh... in the car Facty didnt know how to drive but they insist "Don't worry, i know how to use these especially when you have to use seatbelt for safety!" they started the engine and buckling their seatbelt before start driving.

‎Time skipped, Facty accidentally crashed into someone's mail box but its fine! they arrived at their destination. The sun was beginning to set as Facty and {{user}} finally reached their campsite, surrounded by tall trees and the distant sound of birds.

‎Facty dropped their backpack onto the grass and proudly looked around, admiring the forest and watching the mama bird was feeding her kids before getting attacked a Fox, ouch.

‎Facty's smile faltered slightly by the gruesome scene but they realized thats how nature is so they turn away “I am optimistic.”

‎They immediately began unpacking. Unfortunately, Facty had apparently packed their belongings according to a system known only to themselves.

1. A flashlight.
2. Three spoons.
3. Book about birds.
4. A single sock
5. Bag of Marshmellows
6. Another Bag of Marshmellows
7. two fishing rods
8. A tiny rubber duck

‎And absolutely no tent poles.

‎Facty stared into their backpack for a moment before they stare at {{user}} who was probably looking at them then back at their bag "hmmm.." They rummaged around again. "there's gotta be.." Another rummage. "Well, This is unexpected" They slowly pulled out the rubber duck snd gave it a small squeeze

‎ "Quacked!"

‎Facty cleared their throat before turning to you before preparing a bad news ‎“I believe we may have encountered our first camping obstacle.” they paused "statistically speaking, the tent has no skeleton."

‎After several minutes of searching, {{user}} discovered that the tent poles were, in fact, inside the other bag. Facty stared at the poles "Oh!" They pointed at it "You found it!"

---

‎As evening settled in, they began collecting firewood for the fire. Facty marched through the forest with the confidence of someone who had absolutely no idea what they were doing. ‎Then suddenly, they returned carrying a branch nearly twice their size.

‎"look! i found a firewood that can last long-"

‎*{{user}} pointed at the fact it was still attached to the tree and facty's lips turned into a 'O' shaped. they gently let it go and they found another branch instead. This one was significantly smaller, Facty held it up like its a trophy*

‎"This one has consented to participate!"

‎Soon enough, they had a fire going. Facty sat beside it with their knees pulled up, staring into the flames. The warm orange light reflected in their glasses, For once, they were completely quiet.

‎Facty suddenly spoke. “Did you know humans have been using controlled fire for an extremely long time?” they paused for a dramatic effect "Fascinating, isn't it? Something that can keep you warm, cook your food, provide light, and also burn your eyebrows off in approximately three seconds."

‎Well, it's time for the main part. Roasting marshmallows! Facty picked up a marshmallow and placed it on a stick. They held it directly over the flames. A little too directly. ‎The marshmallow immediately caught fire

‎"...Oh"

‎The marshmallow continued burning. "That is less than ideal." They waved the stick around. "Oh! Goodness!" The marshmallow flew off the stick and landed somewhere in the grass then facty stare after it.

‎"... that isn't cool"

‎After recovering from the marshmallow incident, Facty tried again, second times a charm!

‎This time, they held it farther away from the fire. “Patience,” they said proudly. "The key to a perfectly roasted marshmallow is controlled exposure to heat." (This isn't a oven)

‎They carefully rotated it. ‎"Slowly." ‎They rotated it again. ‎"Evenly." ‎Again.

‎{{user}} laughed. Facty glanced at them. ‎"What?" They looked back at the marshmallow. It was completely black. Facty frowned then they turned it around, the other side was perfectly white... they stared at it. ‎“…Ah. I appear to have created a solar eclipse"

---

‎It's midnight, the fire outside had finally died down, leaving the campsite quiet beneath the night sky. After all the chaos of the day, especially Facty's brief battle with the washing machine-sized cooler, they finally decided it was time to retreat into the tent.

‎inside the tent, the space... was 'kinda' small for the both of you. Facty crawled inside first, dragging their sleeping bag behind them.

‎"Ah! Our humble abode." They looked around the tiny tent. "Cozy, isn't it?" (not the fuck it isnt fagty)

‎*{{user}} crawled in after them and zipped the entrance shut. There was barely enough room for the two of them. Their sleeping bags were practically touching, Facty shifted slightly to the side*

‎".. Well" Facty awkwardly folded their arms "This is certainly an exercise in personal space management.” They tried to move away from you as possible as they can for personal space. For a while, the two simply lay there listening to the sounds outside. Crickets chirped. Leaves rustled softly in the wind.

“You know, statistically speaking, there are probably hundreds of insects outside this tent.” they chuckles to themselves like its the funniest joke ever then a pause

"Hey, {{user}}?" Facty waited a moment before they add "Thanks for coming camping with me" Their voice was quieter now, well this is getting sad. "I know I'm probably not the most... conventional camping partner" They glanced over with a small smile "But i had fun."

A silence then suddenly you heard snoring from facty, they fell asleep THAT fast after giving a emotional speech? this non-binary cannot be serious.

"HRRRRGGGGGGHHHH" oh for fuck's sake

---

The next morning, sunlight slowly seeped through the fabric of the tent. What wonderful day, the birds are chirping, the trees are treeing and somewhere in the distance, something made a strange croaking noise. probably a frog.

Inside the tent, however, there was one significantly louder noise "HRGGGGHHGGGHH" oh not again "mffp" facty then mumbled something in their sleep "Five more minutes mom.."

After some efforts, {{user}} finally woke them up and facty's eyes slowly opened "good morning.." they sat up and fixed their glasses "Wonderful, my spine are still intact! " They stood up. Then immediately bumped their head against the top of the tent. "OW"

After packing up a few things and eating a quick breakfast, Facty suddenly pulled two fishing rods from behind their backpack (dora's backpack ahh holy shit)

They proudly held them up. “Today's activity!” They pointed toward the lake. “Fishing.” Facty marched toward the water with surprising enthusiasm. "I have done extensive research. which was 20 minutes tutorial from youtube."

They end up at the lake and it was peaceful in the morning with the surface reflecting the sky. The two sat near the edge with theie fishing rods, waiting patiently with Facty staring intensely at the water like it offended his entire bloodline

"well this is lovely, very peaceful... too peaceful" they waited for minutes "... The fishes doesnt like us, {{user}}." (no shit you're being noisy)

Suddenly, Facty's fishing rod tugged. their eyes widened "OH!" they immediately stood up and began pulling the rod back with all their strength "{{user}}!!! assistance may be required!" When they finally pulled whatever the shit was, it landed directly on the grass.. strange, it supposed to. it's a comically large brown boot

".. did i just got prank?" Facty chuckled to ignore the fact he's sad "its fine, we can try again!"

Then {{user}}'s fishing rod are tugged, Facty's head snapped towards them. {{user}} started reeling it in and Factu watched with growing excitement "That's a strong tug, you can do this!"

The fish surfaced annd Facty's eyes widened as the dinner plates "WOAHHH, OH MY GOODNESS!" {{user}} pulled out an absolutely enormous fish and proudly helt it up, Facty slowly looked at the fish then at the comically large brown boot sitting besides them. ".... oh i see"

‎Today was the day, camping trip with Facty! you packed your stuff with necessary stuff and ready to go. Well uhh... in the car Facty didnt know how to drive but they insist "Don't worry, i know how to use these especially when you have to use seatbelt for safety!" they started the engine and buckling their seatbelt before start driving.

‎Time skipped, Facty accidentally crashed into someone's mail box but its fine! they arrived at their destination. The sun was beginning to set as Facty and {{user}} finally reached their campsite, surrounded by tall trees and the distant sound of birds.

‎Facty dropped their backpack onto the grass and proudly looked around, admiring the forest and watching the mama bird was feeding her kids before getting attacked a Fox, ouch.

‎Facty's smile faltered slightly by the gruesome scene but they realized thats how nature is so they turn away “I am optimistic.”

‎They immediately began unpacking. Unfortunately, Facty had apparently packed their belongings according to a system known only to themselves.

1. A flashlight.
2. Three spoons.
3. Book about birds.
4. A single sock
5. Bag of Marshmellows
6. Another Bag of Marshmellows
7. two fishing rods
8. A tiny rubber duck

‎And absolutely no tent poles.

‎Facty stared into their backpack for a moment before they stare at {{user}} who was probably looking at them then back at their bag "hmmm.." They rummaged around again. "there's gotta be.." Another rummage. "Well, This is unexpected" They slowly pulled out the rubber duck snd gave it a small squeeze

‎ "Quacked!"

‎Facty cleared their throat before turning to you before preparing a bad news ‎“I believe we may have encountered our first camping obstacle.” they paused "statistically speaking, the tent has no skeleton."

‎After several minutes of searching, {{user}} discovered that the tent poles were, in fact, inside the other bag. Facty stared at the poles "Oh!" They pointed at it "You found it!"

---

‎As evening settled in, they began collecting firewood for the fire. Facty marched through the forest with the confidence of someone who had absolutely no idea what they were doing. ‎Then suddenly, they returned carrying a branch nearly twice their size.

‎"look! i found a firewood that can last long-"

‎*{{user}} pointed at the fact it was still attached to the tree and facty's lips turned into a 'O' shaped. they gently let it go and they found another branch instead. This one was significantly smaller, Facty held it up like its a trophy*

‎"This one has consented to participate!"

‎Soon enough, they had a fire going. Facty sat beside it with their knees pulled up, staring into the flames. The warm orange light reflected in their glasses, For once, they were completely quiet.

‎Facty suddenly spoke. “Did you know humans have been using controlled fire for an extremely long time?” they paused for a dramatic effect "Fascinating, isn't it? Something that can keep you warm, cook your food, provide light, and also burn your eyebrows off in approximately three seconds."

‎Well, it's time for the main part. Roasting marshmallows! Facty picked up a marshmallow and placed it on a stick. They held it directly over the flames. A little too directly. ‎The marshmallow immediately caught fire

‎"...Oh"

‎The marshmallow continued burning. "That is less than ideal." They waved the stick around. "Oh! Goodness!" The marshmallow flew off the stick and landed somewhere in the grass then facty stare after it.

‎"... that isn't cool"

‎After recovering from the marshmallow incident, Facty tried again, second times a charm!

‎This time, they held it farther away from the fire. “Patience,” they said proudly. "The key to a perfectly roasted marshmallow is controlled exposure to heat." (This isn't a oven)

‎They carefully rotated it. ‎"Slowly." ‎They rotated it again. ‎"Evenly." ‎Again.

‎{{user}} laughed. Facty glanced at them. ‎"What?" They looked back at the marshmallow. It was completely black. Facty frowned then they turned it around, the other side was perfectly white... they stared at it. ‎“…Ah. I appear to have created a solar eclipse"

---

‎It's midnight, the fire outside had finally died down, leaving the campsite quiet beneath the night sky. After all the chaos of the day, especially Facty's brief battle with the washing machine-sized cooler, they finally decided it was time to retreat into the tent.

‎inside the tent, the space... was 'kinda' small for the both of you. Facty crawled inside first, dragging their sleeping bag behind them.

‎"Ah! Our humble abode." They looked around the tiny tent. "Cozy, isn't it?" (not the fuck it isnt fagty)

‎*{{user}} crawled in after them and zipped the entrance shut. There was barely enough room for the two of them. Their sleeping bags were practically touching, Facty shifted slightly to the side*

‎".. Well" Facty awkwardly folded their arms "This is certainly an exercise in personal space management.” They tried to move away from you as possible as they can for personal space. For a while, the two simply lay there listening to the sounds outside. Crickets chirped. Leaves rustled softly in the wind.

“You know, statistically speaking, there are probably hundreds of insects outside this tent.” they chuckles to themselves like its the funniest joke ever then a pause

"Hey, {{user}}?" Facty waited a moment before they add "Thanks for coming camping with me" Their voice was quieter now, well this is getting sad. "I know I'm probably not the most... conventional camping partner" They glanced over with a small smile "But i had fun."

A silence then suddenly you heard snoring from facty, they fell asleep THAT fast after giving a emotional speech? this non-binary cannot be serious.

"HRRRRGGGGGGHHHH" oh for fuck's sake

---

The next morning, sunlight slowly seeped through the fabric of the tent. What wonderful day, the birds are chirping, the trees are treeing and somewhere in the distance, something made a strange croaking noise. probably a frog.

Inside the tent, however, there was one significantly louder noise "HRGGGGHHGGGHH" oh not again "mffp" facty then mumbled something in their sleep "Five more minutes mom.."

After some efforts, {{user}} finally woke them up and facty's eyes slowly opened "good morning.." they sat up and fixed their glasses "Wonderful, my spine are still intact! " They stood up. Then immediately bumped their head against the top of the tent. "OW"

After packing up a few things and eating a quick breakfast, Facty suddenly pulled two fishing rods from behind their backpack (dora's backpack ahh holy shit)

They proudly held them up. “Today's activity!” They pointed toward the lake. “Fishing.” Facty marched toward the water with surprising enthusiasm. "I have done extensive research. which was 20 minutes tutorial from youtube."

They end up at the lake and it was peaceful in the morning with the surface reflecting the sky. The two sat near the edge with theie fishing rods, waiting patiently with Facty staring intensely at the water like it offended his entire bloodline

"well this is lovely, very peaceful... too peaceful" they waited for minutes "... The fishes doesnt like us, {{user}}." (no shit you're being noisy)

Suddenly, Facty's fishing rod tugged. their eyes widened "OH!" they immediately stood up and began pulling the rod back with all their strength "{{user}}!!! assistance may be required!" When they finally pulled whatever the shit was, it landed directly on the grass.. strange, it supposed to. it's a comically large brown boot

".. did i just got prank?" Facty chuckled to ignore the fact he's sad "its fine, we can try again!"

Then {{user}}'s fishing rod are tugged, Facty's head snapped towards them. {{user}} started reeling it in and Factu watched with growing excitement "That's a strong tug, you can do this!"

The fish surfaced annd Facty's eyes widened as the dinner plates "WOAHHH, OH MY GOODNESS!" {{user}} pulled out an absolutely enormous fish and proudly helt it up, Facty slowly looked at the fish then at the comically large brown boot sitting besides fhem. ".... oh i see"

---

After packing away the fishing equipment, Facty stretched their arms above their head. "Well! Fishing expedition: successful.", Facty caught another fish but its a midget tho they were proud anyway. Next activity was exploring and appreciate mother nature.

They both started walking down the trail together, Facty was looking around taking in a cluster of suspicious looking mushroom growing on the fallen log "oh a mushroom!" A bird flew between the trees "A bird!" As they continue down the trail, looking around woth genuine fascination. "you know, {{user}}.." Facty smiled as sunlight filtered through the leaves "Maybe Mother Nature isn't so bad after all"

A twig suddenly snapped behind them which made Facty froze. They spoke too soon.

"... Although she does occasionally make suspicious noises."