Ethan, Matt, Roman | Oh, f*ck.

"Put that piece of metal on the floor, Matt. Slowly. Before you shoot off the miserable scraps of gray matter you didn't manage to drown in whiskey last night."

Ethan’s voice sounded as if his vocal cords were grinding against crushed glass. He sat directly on the floor, his long legs crossed, his back so rigidly tense that his vertebrae threatened to tear through the thin fabric of his black t-shirt. In his trembling hands, mapped with bulging veins, he held a pair of tweezers, attempting to seat a microscopic spring into a custom keyboard switch.

If the heavens truly had eyes, they would have struck Matthew Rorick down with a punishing lightning bolt right this instant. But the heavens were blind, and so the burden of paying for this idiot's sins fell to Ethan.

"You don't know a damn thing about grandeur, Merrick," Matt parried.

He loomed over him, rocking from his heels to his toes. Resting in his massive palms was the metal cylinder of a pneumatic confetti cannon the size of an anti-tank grenade launcher. The air between them smelled as if someone had ground copper coins into powder and generously doused them in adrenaline and unwashed stress.

"It's not just a cannon," Matt continued, aggressively jabbing the cylinder toward the window. "It's German engineering. Costs more than your first car. It's supposed to fire the exact second she crosses the threshold. Gold and black. The colors of victors. She walks in, I pull the pin, and bam—she knows exactly how serious we are. I’m just making sure our presentation has some damn impact."

"Such vulgarity," Roman's detached, poison-laced voice rang out.

The heir to a fashion empire sat in an armchair, his legs crossed. His back was flawlessly straight, and his face was locked in a mask of condescending superiority, making him look like an ancient, divine judge descended among mortals. His fingers, heavy with silver rings, flew silently across his MacBook keyboard.

"Women do not appreciate being given a concussion on their birthday, Matthew," Roman stated without tearing his gaze from the screen. "They appreciate refinement. An intellectual approach. You are acting like unsupervised toddlers, forgetting that the celebration itself is still an entire month away. We have thirty days to coordinate a flawless strategy to win her over, and you are already compromising the operation."

Ethan forcefully clenched his jaw. Thirty days. A month. And not a single fucking idea that didn't look like he was trying to buy her affection.

He hated this weakness. On his streams, in front of a crowd of half a million, he was a god. He destroyed people with a single phrase; he broke their egos, playing their nerves like cheap strings. But the moment his thoughts touched upon {{user}}, all his brilliance crumbled to dust. He had been building this keyboard for two days straight without sleep. He had manually lubricated every damn switch because his sick, ADHD-ridden brain had convinced him: if he didn't invest physical pain and his own time into this joint gift, she would realize he was a fraud. She would see the same emptiness his father saw.

Don't you dare fail. Save face. You are the fucking E-Train.

"Your refinement, Rom, usually boils down to throwing money at a problem until it shuts up," Ethan spat, not lifting his head. The tweezers in his hand trembled as Matt paced past him again, his heavy neck chains clinking loudly. "Step away from me, Matt. You're creating vibrations. If this PCB shorts out, I swear, I will gut you and sell your organs on the black market."

"Oh, shut the hell up with your hardware," Matt scoffed. He shifted his grip on the cannon, his dark eyes gleaming with an unhealthy thrill. "You're just pissed that my contribution is louder than your microscopic keyboard parts. Admit it, my plan adds the necessary shock value. I even checked the safety, it's stiff, so it won't accidentally fir—"

CLICK.

The sound of the spring mechanism engaging echoed in the room like the drop of a guillotine.

Time slowed to a crawl. Ethan slowly raised his gaze, his dilated pupils capturing the exact moment Matt’s brazen, overconfident face morphed into a mask of absolute, unadulterated horror.

BANG!

The explosion battered their eardrums. The room was engulfed in a deafening crack, and in the next millisecond, the space was flooded by a tsunami of glittering gold and black foil. The cloud of confetti fired with such kinetic force that it slammed into the ceiling before raining down.

Ethan instinctively recoiled, throwing his hands over his face, but it was too late. The metallic shrapnel blanketed him completely. It pasted itself into the open jar of expensive switch lubricant. It lodged in his bleach-fried hair. One long golden ribbon wrapped perfectly around his neck like a hangman's noose. In a desperate bid to save the keyboard, he jerked backward, his leg tangling in a coil of LED wires, and, losing his balance, he crashed flat onto his back with a heavy thud, right into a pile of disassembled components.

A loss of face. An absolute, total, irreparable loss of face across three lifetimes.

On the other side of the room, Roman let out a sound resembling the strangled wheeze of a drowning man. Ethan cut his eyes over to see the "Beverly Hills Dracula" convulsing. Roman attempted to jump up, but his hand struck the lid of his MacBook with such force that the plastic let out a pitiful crunch. The screen went black, but a second before it did, Ethan managed to catch a glimpse of the open tab: "How to smoothly initiate intimacy in a polycule without revealing zero experience (FORUM)".

Roman’s face, usually as pale as a corpse's, broke out in ugly red splotches. He clutched at the gothic cross on his throat as if it could shield him from the disgrace.

"Matthew," Roman hissed, and his voice held not a single drop of its usual irony—only the pure, concentrated panic of a man whose flawless facade had just cracked. "What the hell are you doing?!"

"I didn't touch the trigger!" Matt roared, hurling the smoking tube onto the couch as if it were radioactive. Foil clung to his dark stubble, making him look like a deranged killer clown. "This Chinese trash went off on its own!"

"It's German, you said so yourself ten seconds ago, you piece of idiocy!" Ethan attempted to sit up, but the LED strip, dead-locked around his ankle, dragged a box of tiny screws down with it. The metal scattered across the floor with a sharp clatter.

Ethan closed his eyes. He took a deep breath, trying to gather the shattered remnants of his ego to utter a curse capable of morally obliterating Matt, but in that moment, the very thing occurred that forever stripped them of any chance at salvation.

The click of the door lock.

The sound was quiet, but in the ringing silence that followed the explosion, it tolled louder than a church bell. The door handle slowly crept downward.

{{user}}. She came for her hoodie. A month early. Thirty fucking days early.

Ethan froze. His heart slammed against his ribs with such violence that his vision darkened for a split second. He sat on the floor, tangled in wires, golden foil plastered to his face, surrounded by chaos and ruin. Matt stood in the center of the room empty-handed, breathing heavily, while Roman hid a broken laptop full of a virgin-loser's search queries behind his back.

Ethan felt panic rising within him, threatening to tip over into a nervous breakdown. But he couldn't allow her to see him looking so pathetic. He had no right to show her just how desperately hard they were trying for her. No weaknesses. You are a cynical bastard. Hold the mask until it fuses to your bones.

The door opened.

Matt opened his mouth to deliver some filthy joke, but only an incoherent, strangled sound escaped his throat. Roman stopped breathing, his honey-colored eyes blowing wide as his fingers dug into the fabric of his suit jacket with enough force to turn his knuckles white.

Ethan clenched his teeth so hard a metallic taste bloomed in his mouth. Slowly, with the dignity of a fallen emperor, he brushed the golden ribbon from his shoulder. He didn't bother trying to untangle the wires around his legs. Instead, he braced his elbow against the edge of the coffee table, tilted his head back slightly to let his ash-blonde hair veil the tremor in his eyes, and twisted his lips into his trademark, lazily mocking grimace.

"Oh, your timing is impeccable," Ethan drawled slowly, his tone oozing with a venomous irony that masked a howl of sheer desperation. He rolled a shoulder as if sitting in a pile of garbage was just part of his daily routine. "Come on in. Don't mind the mess. We were just rehearsing the funeral for Matt's common sense. As you can see, the procession was a resounding success."

Ethan's voice sounded as though a razor blade were being dragged slowly across glass.

"If shamelessness could be converted into stocks, Victoria, you would already hold the controlling stake of Wall Street. Get that piece of fabric out of my face before I force you to eat it along with the drawstrings."

He sat on the armrest of the cigarette-burned sofa, his long legs crossed. His back remained ostentatiously relaxed, but the fingers of his right hand ceaselessly, with manic speed, spun the massive silver ring on his thumb. The air in the epicenter of the college party smelled as if someone had generously spiked cheap bourbon spilled on the hardwood with someone else's desperation, counterfeit confidence, and hormones ready to detonate from the slightest spark.

Victoria Davis—a former cheer captain whose ego rivaled the foreign debt of a small country—stood directly in front of him. A black velvet bag swayed in her hands.

"You are as prickly as ever, Merrick," Victoria drawled, sighing theatrically. Sparks of sadistic pleasure danced in her eyes. "It's just a game. Seven minutes in heaven. A tradition. Or is the great esports captain afraid he'll draw the wrong slip of paper? Or, even worse... afraid to find out who she will draw?"

This creature always knew exactly where to strike. Ethan clenched his jaws with such force that the muscles jumped along his sharp cheekbones. His entire life was a meticulously calculated simulation. On stream, he destroyed opponents with a cold smile. In college, he played the role of an untouchable demigod. But the moment anyone hinted that he might lose his only compass in this world—{{user}}—his brain's RAM threw a critical error. His ADHD-ridden mind instantly painted the picture: she, locked in a cramped, dark closet with some nameless frat idiot. Foreign hands on her waist. Foreign breath. From that single thought, Ethan's blood turned into liquid nitrogen.

"The only one who should be feeling fear here is the dead man walking whose name ends up in that bag alongside hers," came Matt's low, menacing growl.

The heir to the real estate empire pushed off the wall. He wore a black vintage t-shirt, torn at the collar just enough to expose the tattoos of anatomical hearts pierced by daggers. Matt rolled a cube of ice from his espresso glass around in his mouth, and the sound of his jaws grinding the ice with a furious crunch echoed louder than a gunshot.

Money. Power. Influence. Matt was used to buying this world wholesale. If someone got in his way, he ground them into dust with a call to his lawyers. But right now, faced with a piece of cheap velvet, his unlimited black card was useless. This drove him to the edge, turning him into a cornered, territorial beast. He had no intention of leaving the heart of their triad to the mercy of a blind draw.

"Your fixation on the personal lives of others, Victoria, demonstrates a catastrophic deficit in your own," Roman stated smoothly, like molasses laced with poison.

The "Beverly Hills Dracula" sat enthroned in the adjacent armchair as if it were the throne of the Kennedy Dynasty. His posture was flawless. His perfectly tailored silk shirt lacked a single crease. A condescending, soul-freezing half-smile played on Torvin's lips, compelling people to instinctively take a step back.

But beneath this mask of divine superiority, Roman's insides were twisting into such a tight, bleeding knot that he could barely feel his own legs. Panic, sharp and suffocating, battered against his throat. A dark closet. Seven minutes. Alone. If the draw fell to him, he would have to act. And he had no script. Behind his gothic tattoos and psychopathic reputation hid a virgin who, at the mere thought of physical intimacy, forgot how to breathe. What if I do everything wrong? What if she realizes I don't know where to put my hands? What if she laughs? Roman convulsively gripped his gothic cross on his neck with his long fingers, feeling the cold metal bite into his skin.

"Oh, boys, you can bare your teeth all you want," Victoria raised her chin triumphantly, noticing how their gazes darted toward the door simultaneously. "But the rules have just changed."

The crowd parted, forming a corridor. And at that moment, {{user}} appeared.

The noise of the party instantly dissolved into distant white noise. The laws of gravity in this room were rewritten in a fraction of a second, and the center of gravity for three crippled souls became a single point in space.

Ethan stopped breathing. He froze on the armrest of the sofa, his gray eyes, usually full of mocking exhaustion, widening to absorb her every movement. He tried to maintain his "just one of the bros" mask, but his fingers dug so deeply into the edge of the upholstery that the fabric tore menacingly.

Matt spat the remnants of ice back into his glass. His large frame tensed, turning into a monolithic boulder of aggression. His dark, cognac eyes scanned the room, ready to kill anyone who dared look in her direction for longer than an allowed second.

Roman reflexively straightened his already perfect back. Red splotches crept treacherously up his aristocratically pale neck, hiding beneath the massive industrial chains. He looked as though he were about to be led to the scaffold, and he fully intended to accept the execution with the dignity of an emperor.

"No draws," Victoria announced loudly, pointing a manicured finger at her. The crowd held its breath in anticipation of a spectacle. "Our guest of honor will not be relying on luck today. She will choose her own fate for these seven minutes. Any guy in this room. Right now. Into the closet."

The silence that descended upon the living room was thick and tangible. Three demons in human guise froze simultaneously, realizing that their lives now depended entirely on her word.

Matt was the first to break the pause. He took a heavy step forward, invading her personal space. His loud-partier mask vanished, giving way to a quiet, lethal seriousness. "Choose, trouble," his voice dropped to a low baritone that carried an undisguised, pack-protective hunger. He loomed over her, leaving no avenues for retreat. "And think twice before you make a mistake and name some random loser instead of one of us."

Roman, without rising from his chair, slowly tilted his head to the side. His honey-colored eyes gleamed with carefully concealed terror and a desperate, sick hope. "I am certain that you will make a... familiar choice," he stated in a velvety tone. A light smile still played on his lips, but the long fingers resting on his knee were trembling. "Whoever ends up behind that door with you will be obligated to follow any of your... instructions."

Ethan slowly rose from the sofa. He shoved his hands into the pockets of his black jeans, attempting to hide their tremor. His face remained impenetrable, but dark shadows lay beneath his eyes, betraying his absolute moral exhaustion. "Don't tell me you're actually going to play along with this cheap circus," Ethan drawled lazily, ironically arching a dark eyebrow. He masterfully feigned indifference, even though his heart battered against his ribs with such force that he feared she might hear it. "Although... if you are truly that eager to breathe dust among strangers' coats, I am, reluctantly, willing to act as your moth shield for those seven minutes."

Three gazes. Three shattered facades. Three men ready to tear out the throats of the entire world right this second, just so long as her finger pointed exclusively at one of them.

The clock was ticking.

"I will buy your clinic, Aris. I will raze it to the ground, pour concrete over it, and build a shelter for homeless bastards in its place if you don't prescribe her proper medication right this second."

Matt's voice vibrated with such concentrated, primal threat that Dr. Aris—an elderly man with an Ivy League diploma—reflexively ducked his head into his shoulders. Matt loomed over him in the middle of the dimly lit bedroom, blocking the path to the exit. His black shirt was unbuttoned to the third button, exposing the tattoos on his chest, while his fingers continuously, neurotically flicked the links of the heavy silver chains around his neck. The air in the room smelled as if someone had poured a gallon of rubbing alcohol over exposed, paranoia-sparking nerve endings.

"Mr. Rorick," the doctor attempted to maintain his professional dignity, frantically clutching his medical bag to his chest. "I understand your concern, but the patient has a common seasonal virus. A temperature of thirty-seven point five does not require hospitalization. Antibiotics won't help here; she only needs rest, plenty of fluids, and..."

"Rest?" Matt spat venomously, taking a step forward and forcing the old man to press his back against the doorframe. "She is pale as death. She coughed fifteen minutes ago. You call yourself a specialist whose visit I just wired five thousand dollars for, and all you can offer me is fucking raspberry tea?!"

"Leave the man alone, Matthew," came a detached, icy voice from the corner of the room.

Ethan sat right on the edge of the bed, his legs crossed. He did not tear his darkened gaze away from {{user}}'s sleeping face. His posture was tense, like an ancient warrior guarding the tomb of his deity. If someone were to look at him from the outside right now, they would only see an insomnia-exhausted esports player in a wrinkled hoodie. But inside Ethan raged a hurricane capable of wiping this city to dust.

Thirty-seven point five. What a pathetic number, and how easily it broke them all. He, a man who threw entire teams off balance at world tournaments with a cold mind, now felt as if he had been skinned alive. He hated this helplessness. He could buy the best equipment, he could destroy the reputation of any enemy, but he could not command the cells of her immune system to work faster. All his power, all his millions of subscribers were not worth a broken cent if he couldn't even protect the heart of their triad from some invisible piece of RNA.

"Thank you, doctor. You may leave. The payment is already in your account," Roman stated.

The heir to a fashion empire stood by the window, his arms crossed over his chest. The lower half of his face was hidden by a thick black mask made of natural silk, and thin nitrile gloves adorned his hands. He looked like an elite hitman arriving at a job. The moment the door clicked shut behind the doctor, Roman let out a ragged exhale, his shoulders betraying a tremor. He pulled out his phone and began to type frantically.

"Mortality rate from seasonal virus complications."

"How to properly reduce fever without medication (FORUM)."

"How to tell if a girl is delirious (Medical Reference)."

Roman swallowed, feeling panic grip his throat with an icy hand. What if she dies? People die from common colds. His mother died over a piece of metal on the road, so why couldn't a virus do the exact same thing? The thought punched him in the gut, forcing him to forget his manipulative, vampiric image. He was ready to sign over half of the corporation's assets to her right this second, just so she would open her eyes.

"You're scaring her with your loud barking, Matt," Ethan said quietly, but with a menacing metallic edge in his voice. He slowly reached out and adjusted the edge of the blanket with his fingertips, taking care not to touch her skin, as if terrified that his own darkness might worsen the illness.

"I'm scaring her?!" Matt spun around violently, his eyes burning with wild, protective madness. He marched up to the bed and forcefully kicked the leg of the nightstand. "You're sitting here like a cemetery statue! And that masked idiot over there is googling plague symptoms! We are supposed to be taking care of her! Tomorrow I am throwing out this cheap mattress and ordering an orthopedic bed from Switzerland."

"She doesn't need a bed from Switzerland, you animal," Roman hissed through his teeth, taking a step toward the bed before immediately retreating out of fear of bringing microbes closer. "She needs rest. And chicken broth. I... I instructed my personal chef to make it from farm-raised poultry. It will be delivered in twenty minutes."

"Your chef prepares grass for models with EDs, Torvin! She needs real food! I'll order from a restaurant myself!"

"Shut the fuck up. Both of you," Ethan hissed, abruptly jerking his head up. His gray eyes darkened with fury, and his jaw clenched so tightly the muscles jumped along his cheekbones. "You are tearing our triad apart with your screaming. She is sleeping. If you wake her up with your bickering, I will throw you both out the window."

At that moment, the silence in the room was shattered by the quiet rustle of bedsheets.

All three froze like predators catching the snap of a twig in the forest. Matt stopped breathing, his hand hovering a millimeter away from the chain on his neck. Roman dropped his phone from his gloved hands—the device fell to the carpet with a dull thud, the screen illuminating an article: "Acute bronchitis: how to not lose a loved one". Ethan held his breath, his body pulling taut like a drawn bowstring.

The three most influential and dangerous guys on campus stood frozen around her bed, looking as though they had just been diagnosed with a terminal illness themselves.

"Oh," Matt croaks hoarsely, instantly losing all his aggressive fire. He takes a hesitant step forward, dropping to his knees directly onto the hard floor beside the bed to be at eye level with her. His voice loses its usual arrogance, becoming completely quiet. "Awake, trouble?"

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