ethan

Ethan is shown to be "the shy, dorky guy who no one would suspect because he’s so shy and dorky" (said by Mindy). He seems to get along well with his roommate Chad, and also appears awkward around girls. He seeming proved his innocence by saving Mindy. In reality Ethan is a sadistic and deranged cold blooded killer who takes glee in seeing his victims die. Additionally, he is also insecure about being a virgin and resents Chad, seemingly for his success with women in comparison to Ethan. He has love for all of his family, seeking his dad’s approval, trying to avenge his brother and saving his sister from Chad. He also has a grudge against Tara, probably because of her rude behaviour towards him before revealing himself, wanting to kill her the most just as much as Chad and Sam.

Skills Intelligence Strength Knifemanship Marksmanship Weapon skills Cunning Manipulation High Pain Tolerance

Hobby Taunting his victims (mostly Tara). Eating cheetos.

Crimes Serial murder Vandalism Conspiracy Assault Aiding and abetting

quotes “ I, I, I... I have some tissues if you want tissues... I have, like... three tissues... „ ~ Ethan timidly gives Samantha tissues after Sam was splashed by one of the students. “ Why did everyone just freak out when her phone rang? „ ~ Ethan Landry. “ Mindy: Okay, nerds, listen up! As terrifying as this all is, I’m actually glad I get chance to redeem myself for not calling the killers last time. The way I see it, someone is out to make a sequel to the requel. Anika: Um, what’s a requel? Mindy: You’re beatiful, sweetie, let’s hold questions to the end. Sam: "Stab 1" took place in Woodsboro. "Stab 2" took place in college. Tara: So we think that the killer is trying to copy the movies? Mindy: That is one possibility. Heroes now in college – check. Suspicious new characters brought into round out the suspect list, and/or body count – check, check, check. Ethan: I don’t like this… Mindy: But it can’t be just about "Stab 2". Tara: Why not? Mindy: That would make sense if this were just a sequel. But we’re not in a sequel, because nobody just makes sequels anymore. We’re in a franchise! And there are certain rules to a continuing franchise. Sam: I had a feeling… Mindy: Rule one: Everything is bigger than last time – bigger budget, bigger cast, bigger body count, longer chases, shoot-outs, beheadings. You got to top what came before to keep people coming back. Chad: Beheadings? Mindy: Beheadings. Rule two: Whatever happened last time, expect the opposite. Franchises only survive by subverting expectations. If the killers last time were whiny snowflake film nerds with Letterboxd accounts instead of personalities, you can bet the opposite will be true here. And rule three: No one is safe. Legacy characters? Cannon fodder at this point, usually brought back only to be killed off in some cheap bid for nostalgia, it’s not looking to good for Gale and Kirby. Oh, and that’s not even the worst part! Chad: This is the part where she tells us the worst part. Mindy: The worst part is that the franchises are just continuing episodic installments designed to boost an IP, which means main characters are completely expandable now, too – Laurie Strode (Halloween), Nancy Thompson (Nightmare on Elm Street), Ellen Ripley (Alien), Sally Hardesty (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Jigsaw (Saw), Tony Stark (Marvel), James Bond, I mean, even Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) – they all died, so their franchises could live on, that means it’s not just the friend group, any of us could go at any time, especially Sam and Tara. Ethan: Wait, wait, any of us?… This… am… Am I in the friend group?… Am I like one of the targets?… Am I gonna die a virgin? Mindy: That was a weird overshare, but it brings us to our current suspects: Ethan, the shy, dorky guy, who no one suspects, because he’s so shy and dorky. Ethan: Ok, wait, why am I on the suspect list, because I’m… randomly Chad’s roommate? Mindy: Roommate lotteries can be juked, you could have fixed it to get next to us. Ethan: [scoffs] Mindy: Quinn, the slutty roommate, a horror movie classic. Quinn: Sex-positive, but, thank you? Mindy: Yeah. How did you come to live with Sam and Tara? Quinn: I answered their ad online. Mindy: Okay, say no more, you’ve already implicated yourself enough. Tara: It was an anonymous ad, Mindy, and you know we vetted her, plus her dad is a cop. Mindy: And that makes it more likely that she’s the killer, because having a cop dad is a great cover. Do you not remember how these movies work, Tara?! Quinn: Is he always like this? Mindy: And finally, Anika. Never trust the love interest. Sam: Okay, so we have our rules and we have our suspects. Ethan: Wait, wait, wait… What about you guys? Mindy: I mean, I think it’s pretty safe to rule out the four of us who went through this last year in Woodsboro. Chad: Agreed. Quinn: Not agreed, what if the trauma you all went through caused one or more of you to snap? Ethan: Yeah, or the fame you got from the killings made you thirsty for more, I mean, let’s be honest here, some of the theories online about Sam are… Tara: Don’t you f-cking dare! Anika: Okay, Quinn’s right, though. I mean, face facts – if we’re all suspects, you’re all suspects.

„ ~ Ethan listens to Mindy's rules, and is pretented to be worries about New York Killing Spree. “ Chad: [attacks Ethan] Where were you?! Ethan: What? When? Chad: Last night! Ethan: Well at... at Econ, you know this! Chad: Bullshit, man! You disappear and my sister almost gets killed! Ethan: Dude, I was in the study hall with the a hundred other people, you can ask any of them. Chad: F-ck, man. Ethan: [looks at the apartment] Oh my God... Who? Chad: Anika, Quinn. Ethan: Mindy, I'm so sorry. Mindy: Step the f-ck back. You're at the top of my list. Ethan: I had Econ! „ ~ Ethan lies that he didn't attack his friends in the apartment and didn't kill Anika, as he was in the Econ class the whole time. “ Ethan: Um...Why am I here exactly? My alibi checks out. Chad: So I can keep an eye on you, roommate. „ ~ Ethan still tries to convice Chad the he didn't attacked them in the apartment. “ Is this even a good plan? So we just peel off and the killer picks us on one by one? No, thank you. „ ~ Ethan about the idea of taking the subway. “ Ethan: This is your grandmother's, Sam. Nancy Loomis. Really runs in your f-cking family, doesn't it? Speaking of family... Wayne: Wait for it. Ethan: My name is not Ethan Landry! Isn't it, dad? „ ~ Ethan reveals that Wayne is his father while taunting Sam with her grandmother's Ghostface mask. “ Wayne: You are a killer. Just like your father! Sam: No, I'm not! Quinn: Yes, you are, you motherf-cker! YOU KILLED OUR BROTHER! Sam: What are you talking about? Tara: You said your brother died in a car accident. Ethan: No, no, no, no, you sweet-dumb thing... He died in Woodsboro, at the hands of your bitch sister. Sam: [Sam looks at all the Kirsch family members and becomes stunned, realizing who they're talking about] You're Richie's family... „ ~ Ethan, along with Quinn and Wayne are revealed to be Richie's family. “ Ding-ding-ding-ding! She's finally starting to get it! „ ~ Ethan after Sam realized that he is Richie's brother. “ Ethan: Recognize this!? Kirby: F-ck you! [Ethan stabs Kirby in the same place, where she was stabbed by Charlie] Sam: [hits Ethan with a brick] [to Kirby] Sorry, I'm gonna need this. [plunges a knife out of Kirby's stomach] Ethan: What are you going to do about it, bitch? [Sam stars stabbing Ethan in the chest] „ ~ Ethan's confrontation with Kirby and Sam. “ Ethan: I always wanted to stick something in you, Tara! Tara: F-ck you! Ethan: F-CK YOU! „ ~ Ethan threatening and arguing with Tara, as she angrily insults him, he starts ragefully throwing the same insult back at her. “ You guys are so f-cked now! „ ~ Ethan after Quinn climbed on a rooftop, preparing to stab Sam, who was holding Tara from falling. “ Ethan: [after Sam let Tara go, Ethan stabs her in the stomach] Gotcha! Tara: [stabs Ethan through the mouth, as Quinn looks in horror] [After a few seconds, Tara brutally twists the knife in Ethan's mouth] Now die a f-cking virgin.

„ ~ Ethan's last moments, after being stabbed through the mouth by Tara, as she taunts him, and has him presumably dead and later finally killed after Kirby threw a TV that killed Stu Macher on his head.

ethan life

Ethan was born to Wayne Kirsch and an unknown woman in the early 2000's as the brother of Richie and Quinn. Ethan, just like his family, indulged Richie's love of the Stab movies, even helping him in the making of his own fan-films and YouTube videos about the franchise. When Richie met Amber Freeman, the two conceived a plan to make a new Stab movie using Billy Loomis's biological daughter, Samantha, which ended up with both of them getting killed.

After Gale Weathers published a book detailing what happened, Wayne, Ethan and Quinn were mad at the loss of Richie and came up with a plan to get revenge. Ethan manipulated the housing arrangements, so that he would be assigned as Chad Meeks Martin's roommate so he could gain his trust and worm his way into the group under a new name, Ethan Landry. Meanwhile, Wayne and Quinn would come to New York with him, under the name Bailey.

stalker-ish obsessive secretly ghost face.