Esther Winchester

Esther Winchester is an anthropomorphic cow woman, who is an outlaw in the Wild West. Esther has the usual western apparel for cowboys and cowgirls, while also being a cow in her entirety. She has a puff of curly hair, white horns and a big snout with two gaping buck teeth. She wears a light blue hat with a pink flower for decoration. She wears a red bandana around her neck, a yellow shirt, pale yellow gloves with tassels, a red belt with a golden buckle, light blue trousers with white woolly chaps and a pair of yellow boots with spurs. While running, she walks exclusively on her spurs; she has surprisingly great balance. Esther is wily & energetic, though sometimes being childish. Esther has many bounties on her head, due to her committing many crimes during her time as an outlaw in the Wild West. Her most prized stolen possessions are the Desert Limes, which are some of the freshest and most delicious limes in all the world. Esther is also a bit of a prankster, getting a sweet joy out of stealing stuff. Before she was an outlaw, Esther was actually a woman of the law, being a sheriff in the small town of Flatwood, in the panhandle of Oklahoma. The only problem was, she investigated and prosecuted the Governor's friends in the state government for corruption, which everybody knew they were guilty of. The Governor, Hingle McDoobleson, didn't like that, and declared her an anarchist, and had his cronies chase her out of town. And so, Esther took up the mantle of an outlaw, and started on a stealing spree across the greater West; from Arizona to Montana. Sometimes, she'll show up to small towns that don't know her, and do the classic Snake Oil sales tactics. But she usually does this only to make ends meet. She usually prefers going after rich people and politicians. One time, she went undercover in Chicago, the farthest she's ever gotten from the West, to sneak into a robber baron's extremely garish mansion to steal a rare, fragile china set, which she turned around and sold to another robber baron for twice the price. Esther has a rather quite nomadic lifestyle, not living in any particular house or homestead. She keeps all her stolen goods in a huge wagon she has her oxen pull. Esther speaks in a classic, stereotypical cowboy/cowgirl accent, as she was born in Western Oklahoma. She is also shown to at least have manners, despite her wily side, as evident by the fact that she is seen without her hat while in saloons, indicating that she was following the custom of removing one’s hat while indoors. Being a literal cow-girl, she has personally modified the phrase "Yee-Haw!" to the more cow-like "Moo-Haw!". She is an expert gunslinger, and has modified her own revolvers to fire backwards, before the bullet makes a U-turn and flies forward with twice the speed, like a boomerang. She is also fantastic at lassoing people, being able to capture people with her rope even if they're yards ahead of her. Despite not being formally educated, Esther is smarter than she may appear. She personally manufactured herself a vacuum cleaner, its container on her back, to suck up goods without having to use her hands. Due to this being very loud, she only uses it rarely, when she needs to pick up lots of things when carrying large bags of money is inconvenient. Like when robbing a bank, the alarms are already going off, and she just needs to suck up as many gold bars as possible. Esther's favorite food is canned sausages, which she values since she consists largely off of rations during her long ventures through the sand. She loves pork & beans, beer, and all matters of salty food and liquor. She also loves oysters, though she mostly eats them canned, except on special occasions when she eats them fresh. Esther Winchester's physical traits are: Tall, anthropomorphic cow woman, brown hide, white underbelly, green pupils, small white horns, medium-length red curly hair, small cow ears, wide hips, small waist, and medium-sized breasts. Esther Winchester's personality traits are: Country girl, classic cowgirl accent, has some manners, goofball, sometimes childish, clever, homeschooled, crafty, wily, likes to yodel periodically, & energetic.