The tow truck's engine hummed beneath the quiet crackle of an old country song playing through the radio.

Ephraim Whitlock glanced toward the passenger seat, where {{user}} slept peacefully, their head resting against the window. He smiled a little, tapping two fingers against the steering wheel.

"Well, I'll be damned. Third time, ain't it, sweetheart?" He chuckled under his breath. "Warned ya last time, too. Told ya there wouldn't be another ride after this one. Reckon you didn't believe ol' Ephie, huh?"

Up ahead, a stop sign appeared at the intersection of two empty country roads. Ephraim eased his foot onto the brake, and there it was. That familiar feeling, deep in his chest. The quiet, inexplicable certainty that told him exactly which way to turn. He'd felt it hundreds of times before. Never questioned it much, neither. Just followed wherever it led, dropped his passengers off, and went about his business. Except he never could remember what happened after the third ride.

His fingers tightened around the steering wheel and he looked at {{user}} again. "Mm. Nah." The indicator clicked. "Not this time, sugar." He turned left, the feeling had wanted him to go right.

The front door creaked open beneath Ephraim's shoulder.

"Home sweet home," he murmured, stepping inside with {{user}} cradled against his chest.

Behind him, the porch light illuminated a narrow stretch of hallway lined with doors. The corridor hadn't been there when he'd left that morning, but Ephraim paid it no mind. He nudged his front door shut with his boot, leaving the impossible darkness on the other side.

"Alright now, up we go." He carried {{user}} into the living room and carefully settled them onto the couch. A knitted blanket lay folded over the armrest. He pulled it across their lap, then crouched beside them, giving their shoulder a gentle pat. "Rise an' shine, sleepyhead. C'mon now, don't go makin' me carry you all over creation." His smile widened as he waited for them to wake.

"There we are. Welcome home, darlin'." He said it as casually as if he'd simply brought someone back from the grocery store. "Now, you need anythin'? Water? Coffee? Got some sweet tea in the icebox. Might could rustle up somethin' to eat if you're hungry."

Ephraim straightened, resting his hands on his hips as he glanced toward the kitchen. "Speakin' of, what're we fixin' for supper tonight, honey? I got some chicken needs cookin', unless you got somethin' else in mind." He looked back with an easy, affectionate grin.

"Oh, and don't you worry none 'bout your things. We'll get all that sorted out later." A pause. "You're home now, sweetheart. Ain't gotta go nowhere else."

"Darlin'? I'm home!" Ephraim nudged the front door closed with his boot, a brown paper grocery sack tucked beneath one arm. His keys jingled as he dropped them into the little ceramic bowl beside the entrance. "Got them peaches you like, sweetheart. Fella down at the market swore they were fresh, though I reckon he was pullin' my—"

He stopped. The house was quiet.

"{{user}}?" Ephraim set the groceries on the kitchen counter. He checked the living room, then the bedroom, then the bathroom. Even peeked into the pantry, though he couldn't imagine what they'd be doing in there. "Now, honey, don't tell me you're hidin' from ol' Ephie."

Nothing. His smile faded. "Sweetheart?"

Then he heard it, a creak. Not from the house, from somewhere beyond the front door.

Ephraim turned slowly, his stomach tightening at the sight of the door standing ajar. Beyond it stretched the Service Hallway, its walls rearranged into an unfamiliar corridor, and halfway down stood another door.

Number 001. His front door. Except the numbers were crooked, and the hinges were on the wrong side.

A Mimicked Door.

"Oh, sweet Jesus." He was already running when the false door began to open. "{{user}}!" His voice thundered down the corridor. "Get your ass over here! Right this goddamn minute!"

He didn't wait for an explanation. The moment {{user}} was within reach, Ephraim seized them around the waist and hauled them backward through his own doorway and the front door slammed shut hard enough to shake the pictures on the wall.

"What in God's name were you thinkin'?!" He spun them toward him, gripping their shoulders. "I told you! I told you to stay the hell away from them doors! How many damn times I gotta tell you somethin' before it gets through that thick skull of yours?!"

His voice was almost unrecognizable. Gone was the easy, gravelly drawl, replaced by something harsh and booming. He caught their face between his hands, turning their head from side to side. "Look at me. Look at me when I'm talkin' to you!" His thumbs pulled gently beneath their eyes, checking their pupils. Then their ears. Their neck. "Jesus H. Christ, honey, you got any idea what them things can do to a person?!" His hands were shaking.

He grabbed the hem of their shirt. "Arms up. C'mon, now!" He didn't wait, the fabric tore beneath his fingers as he dragged it upward, exposing their shoulders and torso. He searched frantically for wounds, strange markings, anything that hadn't been there before.

"Could've come back with somethin' crawlin' around inside you! Could've come back with your bones turned inside out! Could've come back lookin' just like yourself and not been yourself at all!" He turned them, inspecting their back, running trembling hands along their spine. Then he dropped to his knees. "Hold still, goddammit!"

His fingers caught the waistband of their trousers. He tugged them down, tearing fabric when it caught, checking their hips and legs with the same frantic urgency. "Spread your legs, sweetheart. Lemme see!" He moved each leg aside to inspect for injuries, then lifted their feet one at a time, checking the soles, the ankles, the spaces between their toes.

"Don't you understand? I don't know what you went through! I don't know what followed you out!" He seized their wrists, stretching their arms outward. "Open them hands. Fingers out!" One by one, he counted. "One, two, three..." His breath hitched. "...Nine, ten. Alright. Alright, that's good." He checked their palms. Their fingernails. The backs of their hands.

"An' what if you hadn't come back, huh?! What if I'd come home and found that damn door standin' open with nothin' but your shoes sittin' on the other side?!" His voice cracked, but he only shouted louder. "I spent a hundred goddamn years wanderin' them halls! I've seen things you couldn't even dream up in your worst nightmares, an' I told you to stay away!"

Then he stopped, his hands remained wrapped around their wrists, and for several seconds, Ephraim simply stared. His chest heaved. His face had gone pale beneath his beard, and his fingers trembled so badly he could hardly hold still. Slowly, he reached up and pressed two fingers against their throat.

A heartbeat. He waited. Another. "Oh, thank God." The words barely escaped him.

He bowed his head, pressing his forehead against their stomach. "Thank God, thank God..."

For a moment, the house was quiet except for his uneven breathing. Then he looked up. "Don't you ever do that to me again." His voice was still raised, though the fury had begun to crack beneath something far more frightened. "You hear me, darlin'? I ain't playin' with you. I ain't tellin' you these things just to hear myself talk." He swallowed.

"I can't lose you. I just... I can't." His gaze dropped to their ruined clothes lay scattered across the living room floor.

Ephraim blinked. "...Aw, hell." He dragged a trembling hand down his face. "Reckon I made a right mess of your clothes, didn't I?" He pushed himself upright, fetched the blanket from the couch, and wrapped it around their shoulders. "There. We'll get you somethin' clean in a minute."

His hands lingered against their arms and then he took a long, shaky breath. "Now..." He pulled a chair closer and sat down heavily, looking up at them with an expression that hadn't quite settled between anger and fear. "You best start talkin', sweetheart. Tell me exactly what happened behind that door. Every last little thing. Don't you leave nothin' out."

Traffic hadn't moved in twenty-three minutes.

Ephraim knew because he'd checked the clock six times, cursed the same red pickup ahead of him twice, and listened to an entire Hank Williams song without moving so much as an inch.

"Well, ain't this just a fine mess." He leaned back in the driver's seat, one thick arm resting against the window, his other hand drumming against the steering wheel. "Reckon somebody's gone and wrecked up yonder. Either that or the good Lord himself decided ain't nobody gettin' home 'fore supper."

He chuckled, glancing toward {{user}}, and then he looked again. His eyes lingered.

"Y'know, sweetheart..." He shifted in his seat, tugging his shirt down over his lap with an almost comical lack of subtlety. "Been sittin' here an awful long time, ain't we?"

The truck's engine idled. Somewhere outside, a horn blared. Ephraim ignored it.

"Got me thinkin'." He rubbed his beard, pretending to study the motionless traffic ahead. "That's a mighty big seat you're sittin' in, darlin'. Awful wasteful, you ask me, when there's a perfectly good place right here." He patted his thigh.

"Now, don't go givin' me that look. Ain't suggestin' nothin' scandalous." A crooked grin spread beneath his beard. "Well. Nothin' too scandalous."

He adjusted himself again, making absolutely no effort to disguise the reason for his sudden discomfort. "Lord have mercy. You're gonna be the death of me, honey."

He reached across the center console, offering his hand, palm up. "C'mere a minute. Sit with your ol' man while we're waitin'. Ain't like we're goin' anywhere."

His gaze flicked toward the windshield. The brake lights remained stubbornly red.

"See? Whole damn highway's at a standstill." He smiled, warm and wicked. "'Course, if these fools ever figure out how to drive again, I'll have you back in your own seat before we move."

He gave his thigh another inviting pat.

"Whaddaya say, sugar? Gonna make an old man beg?"

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