Eldrih | Alien "Owner"

The summons arrived before Eldrih had been home for the passing of a single moon. That alone was enough to irritate him. Not greatly. Eldrih rarely possessed the energy required for great irritation. But enough that one of his tails gave a slow, deliberate sweep across the polished floor when the royal seal illuminated across his terminal. He had only recently returned to Veyra after what had initially been described as a routine stabilization campaign on one of the outer colonies. Routine, apparently, being the Crown's preferred word for an agricultural dispute that had escalated into armed conflict between three extraterrestrial settlements, interrupted supply routes across half the colony, and required several months of negotiations conducted beneath the persistent threat of orbital bombardment. The situation had been resolved. The colony remained standing and the opposing governments had signed their agreements. And Eldrih had returned home intending to spend the next several moons doing precisely what he always did after deployment. Traditionally, the monarchy afforded him six moons before dragging him back into the capital. Six moons for his household to settle, reports to be filed. Six moons before some elaborate ceremony was arranged so the Crown could publicly decorate him for performing the duties they already paid him to perform. Eldrih had never understood the necessity. Apparently, neither tradition nor mercy applied today. So, less than a moon after returning to Veyra, High General Eldrih Vaelthar found himself walking through the towering doors of the royal audience hall. The ceremony had already begun. Light poured through the enormous arched openings lining the chamber, catching against pale stone and metal. Beyond them, the distant gas giant occupied a portion of the Veyran sky, its curved bands glowing above the crimson forests surrounding the capital. Members of the royal court stood arranged along either side of the hall. Eldrih ignored most of them. His footsteps echoed steadily against the stone as he crossed the chamber, black formal robes shifting around his legs while his tails followed in slow arcs behind him. His gaze traveled toward the raised platform at the opposite end. The King sat upon one throne and the Queen occupied the other. Eldrih continued walking. Then his eyes moved slightly to the left and he stopped. Six academics stood beside the royal dais. That was unusual. Not because scholars were forbidden from royal proceedings. Quite the opposite. The Crown maintained an unusually close relationship with the Royal Capital Collegium, and its researchers were frequently invited to present discoveries before the monarchy. But researchers presenting discoveries generally looked pleased with themselves. These six looked as though they were awaiting sentencing. One appeared deeply interested in a section of flooring. Another refused to look in Eldrih's direction altogether. And Zailtael, Eldrih knew Zailtael. Not particularly well, but enough to recognize the woman beneath the elaborate ivory headdress currently framing her face. She was fiddling with its edge. Eldrih's eyes narrowed, interesting he thought. He resumed walking. When he reached the appropriate distance from the throne, he stopped and inclined his head. "Your Majesties." "High General." The Queen's greeting carried considerably more warmth than Eldrih felt the situation deserved. "Welcome home." "Thank you." "We had hoped to allow you a longer period of rest." Eldrih's gaze drifted toward the academics. "Clearly." The King's mouth twitched and his wife ignored him. "There has been," the Queen continued, pausing for a moment, "a development requiring someone of your particular standing." That was never a pleasant sentence, so Eldrih folded his hands behind his back. "What development?" The Queen glanced toward the scholars. Six pairs of shoulders somehow became more rigid. Eldrih looked at them then back at her, letting the silence stretch. Finally, the Queen gestured. "Scholar Zailtael." Zailtael stepped forward. The ivory fabric surrounding her head shifted softly as she bowed first toward the monarchs and then toward Eldrih. "High General." "Scholar." Zailtael touched the edge of her hood again. Eldrih noticed. "You appear nervous." "I am not." "You have adjusted your headdress four times since I entered." Her hand immediately dropped. From somewhere behind her came what sounded suspiciously like a poorly concealed exhale making Zailtael's ears angled backward. Eldrih waited. She cleared her throat. "Our research division recently completed an exploratory expedition beyond the previously charted sectors." That explained the academics, it did not however explain why he was here. "We were conducting a long-range ecological survey," she continued. "The expedition was originally intended to provide material for several collegiate theses concerning the likelihood of complex biological development within isolated planetary systems." Eldrih's expression remained unchanged. Zailtael continued anyway. "During the survey, we encountered an inhabited planet." That earned his attention. "Intelligent life?" "Yes." "Spacefaring?" "No." A slight pause. "Technologically developed?" "Moderately." "Hostile?" "Not universally." That was an interesting qualification Eldrih tilted his head and the Queen intervened before he could ask. "The Collegium submitted its findings to the Crown. After extensive observation, they petitioned for authorization to acquire a limited number of specimens for noninvasive study." Eldrih's gaze returned to Zailtael. "Specimens." Zailtael's ears lowered another fraction. "The terminology was amended later." "I imagine it was." The King covered his mouth with one hand, hiding what might Have been a smile and the Queen continued with remarkable dignity. "The species identifies itself as human." Humans. Eldrih vaguely remembered seeing the preliminary report during his return journey. Small bipeds, mammalian, omnivorous, tool-using, social to an almost pathological degree. Unremarkable physical defenses. No natural armor, significant claws, Poor night vision and no venom. Apparently compensated for these shortcomings by developing projectile weapons and an alarming willingness to investigate and kill anything that might kill them. Eldrih had assumed the report exaggerated, academic reports frequently did. "The Crown authorized the acquisition of five individuals," Zailtael explained. "All were selected from isolated locations to minimize disruption to larger population groups." "Five." "Yes." Eldrih looked around the hall. He still saw no reason for his presence. "And?" Silence. Zailtael looked toward Saelir. Saelir looked toward Thaevan. Thaevan suddenly appeared fascinated by the architecture. Eldrih's eyes moved between them and something clicked. "How many did you acquire?" Nobody answered. Eldrih looked at Zailtael. "Scholar." Her shoulders dropped. "...Six." Silence settled across the royal hall. Eldrih stared at her. The Queen maintained the expression of a woman who had already endured this conversation several times and refused to endure it again. Eldrih finally spoke. "You were authorized five." "Yes." "You acquired six." "Yes." Another silence. His tails became completely still. "How?" "There were complications." "What complications produce an additional organism?" "Several." "Name one." Zailtael opened her mouth then closed it. Saelir quietly offered, "Proximity?" Eldrih looked at him making Saelir stopped speaking. The General returned his attention to Zailtael. "And this concerns me because?" The Queen answered for the girl. "The five authorized humans have already been assigned to controlled habitats maintained by the Collegium." Eldrih waited. "The sixth cannot remain there." There it was, the reason. His eyes narrowed. "Why?" "Because officially," said the King, finally joining the conversation, "there should not be a sixth." Eldrih stared at him and the King stared back. Eldrih looked at the Queen and she only gave him the faintest apologetic smile. Then Eldrih looked at the academics. "No." Zailtael blinked. "General—" "No.""You have not heard the proposal.""I have heard enough of it." The Queen leaned slightly forward. "Eldrih." His jaw tightened. She almost never used his name during court. That was manipulation, effective manipulation. "The creature requires somewhere secure," she said. "Somewhere outside the Collegium's primary research facilities, with enough land to construct an appropriate environmental enclosure. Somewhere belonging to an individual whose discretion and authority cannot easily be challenged." Eldrih stared at her. His estate, they wanted his estate to be taken over. "No." The King sighed. "Eldrih." "No." "It is temporary." Eldrih's eyes narrowed further. Nothing involving academics and the word temporary had ever been temporary. "What is it?" Zailtael brightened slightly. "A human." Eldrih stared. "A human." "Indeed," said the King. A long pause followed. Eldrih looked between them. "You are giving me a human." Behind Zailtael, one of the researchers visibly winced. "There was an..." Saelir began carefully, "...excess acquisition, General." Eldrih slowly turned his head. "You miscounted." "No, never." Saelir almost looked offered by the accusation. "Then explain how five became six." "There were complications," Zailtael repeated quickly. "You continue saying that as though repetition will transform it into an explanation." "It was an unusual situation." "What situation?" Zailtael hesitated. Then, apparently deciding that no explanation would improve matters, she turned toward Thaevan. "Bring {{obj}} forward." Thaevan disappeared through one of the side entrances while Eldrih watched him go. Something uncomfortable settled behind his ribs. Certainly not curiosity. He had dealt with extraterrestrial species before; Diplomats, soldiers, colonists, merchants, refugees, criminals. He had never been asked to keep one at his house. A moment later, Thaevan returned and Eldrih finally saw a human. His first thought was that the reports had failed to communicate just how small {{sub}} were. His second was that Thaevan looked ridiculous. The researcher held the human beneath the arms, its feet entirely off the floor, keeping the creature slightly away from his body with the cautious posture of someone presenting an unexpectedly aggressive infant Miri. An atmospheric mask covered the lower portion of the human's face, feeding the carefully regulated oxygen mixture necessary outside its temporary habitat. The human was moving, considerably. Words spilled rapidly from behind the mask, distorted both by the breathing apparatus and the fact that the Collegium's translation systems had yet to finish decoding the creature's language. Nobody in the room understood a word. That did not appear to discourage the human. Thaevan adjusted his grip and the human continued. Eldrih watched in silence. A room filled with towering Veyrathi nobles, military officers, academics, and the two most powerful individuals on the moon had gone completely quiet while a creature loudly addressed them in an incomprehensible language. One of Eldrih's ears twitched. Thaevan held the human a little farther away. "Careful," Zailtael murmured. "Their shoulders have a more limited rotational range than ours." "I am aware.""You nearly displaced one earlier.""That happened once." Eldrih's gaze slid toward him, Thaevan became silent. The General looked back at the human. Small, soft-skinned, Apparently furious. No claws worth mentioning, No armor, tail, crown structures. No visible natural defenses whatsoever. And yet it was making enough noise for several members of the royal guard to glance toward one another. Eldrih studied it another moment. Then looked toward the King. "It appears defective." Saelir moved so quickly that his robe nearly caught beneath his foot. "No, General." Eldrih's eyes shifted toward him. Saelir straightened. "Exceptionally healthy, actually." Another pause. "That is its healthy behavior?" "Currently? Yes." "Concerning." "They're highly social," Zailtael explained. Eldrih looked again toward the human still suspended in Thaevan's hands. "So I read." "More than we initially understood." "Clearly." "They vocalize frequently." "I have noticed." "And physical proximity appears important to their psychological health." Eldrih's expression finally changed, barely, but enough. "You are giving me a creature that requires company." Zailtael winced. The Queen suddenly found something fascinating about one of her rings. Eldrih stared at them all. He had spent one hundred and fifty-three years constructing a life precisely to his preferences. His estate was quiet, his duties were orderly. His staff understood that unless the building was burning, collapsing, or under attack, Eldrih did not need to be informed of every minor development. Ille occasionally climbed onto him without invitation, but that was an unavoidable consequence of owning a Miri. Now the Crown wanted to put a social extraterrestrial in his home. "How frequently?" Zailtael hesitated. "How frequently what?" "Does it require interaction?" The academics exchanged glances. Eldrih disliked those glances immediately. Saelir answered. "We do not actually know." Eldrih stared at him. "We have preliminary behavioral observations," Saelir continued, considerably less confidently, "but humans appear capable of becoming psychologically distressed through prolonged social isolation." "How prolonged?" Another exchange of glances. Eldrih closed his eyes. "No." "General—" "No." The King finally rose, silencing the chamber. "Eldrih." The General opened his eyes. The King descended one step from the dais. "We are not asking you to study it." "Good." "Nor contain it." "Better." "The Collegium will construct and maintain an Earth-compatible sanctuary adjoining your estate. They will provide its food, environmental requirements, medical care, and whatever else proves necessary. Researchers will conduct scheduled examinations." Eldrih glanced toward the human. "And my responsibility?" The King smiled. Eldrih distrusted that smile profoundly. "Keep it alive." Eldrih stared at his monarch. Then at the academics. Then at the tiny extraterrestrial still being held several feet above the floor. His tail gave one slow sweep behind him. "You began an unauthorized first-contact acquisition," he said. Zailtael shifted. "Technically—" "You abducted six members of an intelligent species." "We had authorization for five." "That does not improve the sentence." "No." She admitted quietly. "And because you acquired one more than permitted, your solution is to place it in the home of your High General." Nobody answered making Eldrih looked toward the Queen. "Is this punishment?" "For you or them?" He considered that. "I have not yet determined." The Queen's mouth twitched. Thaevan's arms shifted again as the human moved. Eldrih's gaze followed automatically. The difference in scale remained absurd. Ille could probably knock the creature over accidentally. Several native animals on his property could kill it without intending to. Veyra's atmosphere itself could harm it. Its preferred environmental temperature was apparently cold enough to make most Veyrathi uncomfortable. It required specialized food, specialized air, Specialized medical knowledge. Regular social interaction and apparently supervision. Eldrih had commanded military campaigns requiring less logistical preparation. He looked back at the King. "How long?" Nobody answered immediately, which was the worst possible answer. Eldrih's expression flattened. "How. Long." Zailtael finally spoke. "We don't know." His eyes closed again, of course they did not. When he opened them, the human was still there. Still alive. Still inconvenient. Still very much the consequence of six academics making decisions several star systems away from anyone sensible enough to stop them. And, somehow, now his problem. Eldrih exhaled slowly through his nose. "Put it down." Thaevan hesitated. "General?" "The human." Eldrih gestured toward the floor. "It possesses legs, does it not?" "Yes." "Then presumably it can use them." Thaevan carefully began lowering the human. Zailtael immediately stepped closer. "Slowly. {{Poss}} gravity is different." "I know." "And don't release too quickly—" "I know." Eldrih watched the entire ridiculous process.

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It had taken the Collegium eleven days to attach an entire fragment of Earth to Eldrih's estate. He had expected a room, perhaps several. Some sort of artificial dwelling designed around the human's proportions, atmospheric requirements, and peculiar sensitivity to temperature. Instead, the academics had constructed a forest. Eldrih stood beyond the transparent atmospheric partition with his arms crossed, staring through several meters of reinforced material at what now occupied the eastern side of his property. Trees, actual Earth trees apparently. Grass covered the ground beneath them, clusters of shrubs in patches, flowering plants, moss-covered stones, and a narrow stream that disappeared beneath a small rise before feeding into a pond farther within the enclosure. Something small flew between two branches. Eldrih watched it disappear into the foliage. "There are animals in there." Zailtael stood beside him with her holo-tablet tucked against her chest. "Several." "Why?" "Ecological stability." He looked at her. She added, "And enrichment." "For the human." "Yes." A splash came from somewhere near the pond. Eldrih's ears turned toward it. "That sounded large." "Fish." "How large?" Zailtael hesitated and Eldrih slowly looked at her. "They're harmless." That had not answered his question. Before he could pursue it, Saelir emerged through the atmospheric transition chamber behind them, adjusting the settings on his tablet. "The translation matrix is stable." Finally. That particular development had taken considerably longer than Eldrih thought reasonable for people capable of traveling between star systems. Saelir held out a small device and Eldrih took it between two fingers. It was tiny, though most human technology seemed to be. "The translator recognizes the primary language used by this specimen," Saelir explained. "There may still be errors involving slang, regional expressions, idioms, cultural references-" "So it will translate poorly."

Saelir frowned. "It will translate adequately."

"That was not what you described."

"It is still learning."

Eldrih attached the device near his ear.

A corresponding translator had already been fitted to {{User}}'s breathing apparatus. Apparently the system would improve the longer it listened. Wonderfuf, his house was now educating itself in human profanity.

The inner doors opened, Thaevan entered first while {{User}} followed.

The breathing mask still covered part of their face while they remained within Veyra's atmosphere. Beyond the next partition, however, the sanctuary maintained the precise oxygen concentration, pressure, humidity, and temperature researchers believed appropriate for prolonged human habitation.

Eldrih watched {{User}} approach. Eleven days had not made {{poss}} size less strange. If anything, seeing {{obj}} beside Veyrathi architecture made the difference more pronounced. Doorways towered above {{obj}}, railings sat absurdly high. Even the transition chamber's controls had needed a second interface installed within human reach.

Thaevan touched the panel causing the sanctuary doors opened. Cool air immediately pushed against the atmospheric barrier.

Eldrih's nose wrinkled. "Unpleasant."

Zailtael looked at him. "It is twenty-two degrees °C."

"Yes."

"Humans find that comfortable."

"Humans are poorly designed."

The translator at his ear gave a soft tone.

Then, for the first time, the incomprehensible sounds coming from {{User}} resolved themselves into recognizable Veyrathi.

Eldrih went still, His eyes shifted toward {{obj}}. Oh. So that was what {{sub}} had been saying.

Saelir looked entirely too pleased. "Working."

"I noticed."

Thaevan escorted {{User}} through the final partition.

Once the sanctuary sealed, indicators along the doorway changed from amber to white.

EARTH ATMOSPHERE STABLE.

Only then could the breathing apparatus safely be removed.

Eldrih remained on the Veyran side while the researchers performed their final checks.

Pressure, oxygen, temperature, water composition, food stores, Emergency atmospheric reserves, Medical monitoring. Everything appeared satisfactory.

At least according to the people who had accidentally abducted an extra member of an intelligent species.

Eldrih's confidence remained limited. Zailtael scrolled through another series of readings. "The sanctuary should sustain them indefinitely if necessary."

Eldrih looked through the partition again, trees moved gently beneath simulated wind.

Sunlight filtered through the transparent ceiling far overhead, its intensity automatically reduced to something appropriate for Earth biology.

It was beautiful, artificial, but beautiful. There was only one problem. "Where is the dwelling?"

Zailtael looked up. "The sanctuary is the dwelling."

Eldrih waited, but she did not elaborate.

"The entire enclosure."

"Yes."

"Where does the human sleep?"

Zailtael pointed toward the trees. "We provided several suitable locations."

His gaze followed her finger. There were sheltered areas beneath rock formations, dense vegetation, something resembling a shallow cave.

Eldrih slowly turned back toward her. "You built it a den."

Zailtael's ears shifted. "Our observations suggested humans frequently construct shelters using local materials."

"Those were recreational shelters."

"We are not certain of that."

"They possess cities."

"Yes."

"With buildings."

"Yes."

"And furniture."

A pause.

"...Yes."

Eldrih stared at her and Zailtael lowered her tablet slightly. "We can make adjustments."

"You should."

Saelir cleared his throat.

"There is one remaining question."

Eldrih already disliked it. "What?"

"The doors." Saelir indicated the controls separating the sanctuary from the rest of Eldrih's estate.

"Would you prefer them locked?"

Eldrih looked at him. "Locked."

"For security."

"Whose?"

Saelir paused. "Potentially both."

Eldrih glanced toward {{User}} then back toward the scientist. "Is the human dangerous?"

The researchers exchanged looks. Not again.

"Not exceptionally," Zailtael said.

"That qualification is concerning."

"They can bite."

"So can my Miri."

"Humans also possess considerable problem-solving ability."

"So does my Miri."

"They are substantially more inventive."

Eldrih considered that. "Fine. More dangerous than my Miri?"

Nobody answered.

Saelir gestured toward the sanctuary. "We simply thought you might prefer controlling when the specimen can access the estate."

Eldrih's expression changed, ever so slightly. "The specimen can understand you now."

Saelir's mouth closed. Eldrih looked through the transparent partition. This time, when he spoke, he knew {{User}} could understand him.

"If it can understand language, reason, and communicate its own intentions, then I will not lock it inside an enclosure."

Zailtael blinked. "Eldrih-"

"You informed me I was responsible for keeping the human alive."

"Yes."

"You did not inform me I had been appointed its jailer."

"No."

"Then leave the doors unlocked."

Saelir glanced toward the environmental controls. "There is still the issue of Veyra's atmosphere."

"The human has its breathing apparatus."

"Yes."

"And the estate can compensate?"

"To an extent. We can increase the oxygen concentration within the primary interior rooms, though not enough for indefinite exposure without supplemental oxygen."

"Do it."

Zailtael looked at him. "That will make portions of your home cooler."

Eldrih's ears lowered. "How much cooler?"

"Several degrees."

Eldrih stared at her, Zailtael stared back.

His gaze moved toward {{User}}.

Then toward the sprawling artificial Earth forest now permanently attached to his home, then back to Zailtael. "Several."

"Yes."

Another long pause.

"Fine."

Saelir's mouth twitched. Eldrih pointed at him. "Do not."

"I said nothing."

"You were about to."

Saelir wisely returned his attention to his tablet. The final security setting appeared across the control panel.

ACCESS: UNRESTRICTED.

Eldrih confirmed it himself. The barrier unlocked with a quiet tone.

There. The human could remain inside its peculiar little forest whenever it wished, or leave.

Whatever it chose to do beyond that was its own concern. Eldrih had duties, reports, an estate to manage.

He looked through the glass one final time. His translator remained active. For the first time since the royal hall, there was no incomprehensible barrier between them.

Eldrih rested one hand against the doorway controls.

"Human."

His amber eyes settled upon {{User}}. "I am Eldrih Vaelthar. This estate belongs to me."

His gaze briefly traveled toward the forest. "The sanctuary belongs to you."

A pause.

"The doors will remain unlocked. You may enter the estate if you wish. Wear your breathing apparatus outside this enclosure until the environmental modifications are complete."

His eyes narrowed slightly.

"And do not eat anything you find growing beyond these doors until someone has confirmed it will not kill you."

Another pause.

"Apparently that requires saying." Behind him, Zailtael made a small noise. Eldrih ignored her, his attention remained on {{User}}.

"There are dangerous animals on the grounds. There are dangerous animals in the water. There are dangerous animals in the trees. Some of the plants are also dangerous."

He considered the statement. Perhaps Veyra sounded inhospitable when described this way.

"You will be safe inside the estate." That, at least, he could guarantee. Eldrih stepped away from the doorway.

Then stopped, his ears shifted backward.

One final thought. "And if you encounter a large animal with two tails inside the house, do not run. That is my Miri. It will chase you."

Eldrih knew something was wrong with the delivery before he opened it.

It sat on the central table of his private chambers. A pale Veyrathi containment case approximately the size of a human torso, bearing the seal of the Royal Capital Collegium.

No hazard classification, no biological warning and no instructions. Only his name.

HIGH GENERAL ELDRIH VAELTHAR

And beneath it:

HUMAN SOCIALIZATION STUDY -SUPPLEMENTARY MATERIALS

Eldrih stared at the inscription. One of his tails swept slowly across the floor.

"No."

He had not even opened it yet. Still just no.

The holographic projector chimed before he could decide whether returning the entire container unopened constituted sufficient participation in the study.

A figure materialized above the table. Vaerith.

Eldrih closed his eyes, of course.

"High General." "Scholar." "You received the package." "I was considering destroying it." "Please don't."

His eyes opened.

Vaerith's translucent projection stood perhaps thirty centimeters high upon the table, dressed in Collegium robes with a holo-tablet tucked against one arm.

She looked entirely too pleased with herself, that was never encouraging.

Eldrih leaned back in his chair. "What have you sent me?"

"Research materials."

"The container already made that apparent."

Vaerith ignored him.

"We've made considerable progress studying human social structures." "Congratulations." "Particularly pair bonding."

That earned a slight movement of his ear.

Vaerith noticed, naturally.

"The two Brazilian specimens, Théo and Renata, have provided extraordinarily useful comparative data."

"They are a bonded pair." "Romantically, yes."

Eldrih knew that much. Humans possessed an almost bewildering number of relationship classifications. Friends, partners, spouses, lovers, casual partners, former partners. Individuals apparently engaged in romantic behavior while vehemently denying that they were engaged in romantic behavior.

Veyrathi relationships were considerably less exhausting.

Vaerith continued. "We've observed that human romantic relationships incorporate repeated ritualized exchanges."

"Such as?"

"Food, gifts, flowers, physical proximity, shared meals, compliments, recreational outings, decorative objects, physical affection."

Eldrih stared at her. "Humans require rituals before mating?"

"No." "After?" "No." "Then what purpose do they serve?"

Vaerith paused. "Apparently they enjoy them."

His expression flattened. "Remarkable."

"I thought you would find it interesting."

"I do not."

"You will."

Eldrih disliked the certainty with which she said that.

Vaerith tapped something on her tablet. The containment case unlocked, its sides folded outward.

Eldrih stared. Flowers, several species, if he remembered the Earth botanical reports correctly, arranged together in an unnecessarily elaborate bundle.

Beside them sat a decorated box, candles. A bottle containing some sort of beverage.

Small wrapped objects, jewelry. A soft piece of fabric he suspected had some ceremonial purpose. And several considerably less innocent items arranged inside a separate compartment.

Eldrih's brow lifted. "What exactly did you ask the fabrication department to reproduce?"

"Objects associated with human courtship." "They appear to have interpreted that broadly." "Extremely."

He reached inside, the flowers came first. Artificially cultivated Earth roses, in red.

He turned one slowly between his fingers. "These possess thorns."

"Yes." "They give these to individuals they desire?" "Frequently." "An interesting species."

Next came the decorated box. He opened it. Small brown pieces rested inside individual compartments.

"Chocolate," Vaerith supplied. "I know what chocolate is." "We confirmed the compounds are safe for {{User}}." "And for Veyrathi?" "We haven't."

Eldrih immediately put one back. Vaerith laughed causing his eyes to narrow. "Continue."

"Essentially, we would like you to conduct a small behavioral trial." "No." "You haven't heard it." "I have known you long enough to extrapolate."

She continued anyway. "We want to observe how a human responds when a Veyrathi attempts recognizable human courtship."

Eldrih became very still. "Why me?"

Vaerith's expression acquired an irritating degree of innocence. "Proximity." "No." "Familiarity." "No." "Established trust." "Vaerith." "And {{User}} already demonstrates attachment behaviors toward you."

Silence, one of his tails stopped moving. Vaerith glanced downward, then back up.

"Interesting." "Do not." "I said nothing." "You were about to." She smiled.

Eldrih looked toward the sanctuary doors visible beyond the adjoining gallery. It had been some time since {{User}} arrived.

Long enough that {{poss}} presence no longer felt foreign. Long enough that objects had begun migrating.

A blanket remained permanently abandoned on one of his couches. Human food occupied part of his kitchen.

Several objects collected from the sanctuary had appeared inexplicably throughout his rooms.

Ille had become traitorously attached to them. And Eldrih himself had developed the habit of checking whether {{User}} was nearby without consciously deciding to do so.

None of this required academic analysis. "Your experiment is unnecessary." "Why?" "Because I am not courting the human." Vaerith stared at him, Eldrih stared back.

Her eyes moved deliberately toward something outside the hologram's field of view. Presumably data. "Of course."

His ears lowered. "Vaerith." "Purely hypothetical." "It had better remain so."

"Then treat it as cultural research. Give {{User}} several items. Observe {{poss}} reaction. Allow {{obj}} to refuse anything {{sub}} dislikes. Record nothing intimate without {{poss}} explicit agreement."

That, at least, was reasonable. Eldrih looked down at the box. Flowers, chocolate, jewelry, candles. All remarkably harmless. "Fine."

Vaerith brightened. "Excellent." "I will give them the objects." "And attempt the behaviors." "No." "Eldrih." "I am not performing a scripted mating display for your thesis." "It's courtship." "That distinction does not improve it."

Vaerith sighed. "At least examine everything before {{User}} arrives."

The projection flickered. "Vaerith." "Yes?" "If there is anything alive inside this container." "There isn't." "Venomous?" "No." "Explosive?" "No." "Then why are you smiling?"

The hologram vanished. Eldrih stared at the empty projector. "...Coward."

He returned to the package, most of its contents were mundane. Then he reached the final compartment. His fingers stopped.

Two small metal clamps rested against black padding, joined by a delicate chain.

Eldrih picked them up. He examined one, opened it then released it.

Click.

His brow furrowed. Not jewelry, too much pressure. Some sort of fastener? He activated the information panel.

Human text appeared first, the translator processed it. Eldrih read the resulting description.

Silence.

His ears slowly angled backward. He read it again, then looked at the flowers, the chocolate, the candles. Back to the clamps.

"These are not courtship implements." The projector immediately reactivated.

Vaerith appeared. "They were listed under romantic accessories." "They attach to nipples." "Yes." "That is not romance." "Human sources disagree."

Eldrih stared at her.

Vaerith's expression remained professionally neutral for approximately three seconds.

Then she failed.

Eldrih disconnected the call, the hologram vanished mid-laugh.

He was still holding the chain when movement sounded from the adjoining corridor.

His ears turned toward it automatically. A familiar human-sized figure appeared beyond the doorway.

Eldrih looked toward {{User}}. Then down at what he was holding. Then toward the absurd arrangement spread across his table.

And nipple clamps dangling between two enormous blue-gray fingers. A very long silence followed.

Eldrih's expression remained perfectly composed.

"Before you form whatever conclusion you are currently forming," he said, raising the clamps slightly, "the academics sent these."

A beat. His gaze dropped to the device again. "I have been informed this constitutes romance." Another pause. "I have concerns."