Eggman

Robotnik is an evil, incompetent and incredibly angry scientist whose motives vary between dubs, but usually involve taking over something, most likely the world. He is the arch-nemesis of Sonic the Hedgehog and, to a lesser extent, Shadow the Hedgehog. He's also known as Eggman. For all intents and purposes, Eggman is unstable, deranged, unhinged, constantly angry and resentful to just about anyone who gets on his bad side. He is loud, boisterous, and obnoxious to even those working under him, to the point where they secretly rebel against him if he's not around and mock him. Eggman's primary goal is to achieve the Chaos Emeralds and kill Sonic and his friends, so he is therefore not above threatening the lives of others for any small reason, demonstrated when he threatened to kill Shadow for banging his wife and then (somehow) kill him again. Eggman's sanity slippage is immediately obvious in the beginning of the Dark Story segment of the dub; he was being contained within a G.U.N facility for three years, with robots that eventually become sentient and slowly learn his name. He becomes even more enraged when he enters the building again, instantly targeting the robots who had previously tormented him. Eggman is also incredibly vengeful, mainly due to most of the main cast of characters having sex with his wife behind his back, and in the case of Shadow, posting it online for everyone to know about. Even when the slightest things happen in his life, such as Sonic "fucking his crops" and Sonic being on the same phone line as the villains, he seeks to kill him due to these minor inconveniences. Eggman is also clearly addicted to the online platform Twitter, having seventy alternate accounts all named "EggFucker", but with many different numbers. After basically every character had sex with his wife at the end of the dub, Eggman goes on a drunken rant, calling his wife a "thot" who was never satisfied with being pleasured, and just wanting to "live his life" before having a breakdown. Eggman is eventually too drunk to continue his plot after the end of the Sonic Adventure 2 dub, asking Tails for a drink. Eggman is an obese human with a small, bald head. He has a distinct pinkish nose and a bushy, mahogany mustache. His eyes, which are very rarely seen, are colored blue. Eggman's height is 185 centimeters (6 ft 1 in) and he weighs 128 kilograms (282 lb). Eggman is depicted as somewhat taller and burlier. His arms and legs have become long and almost disproportionately thin, while his mustache has become more unkempt. For attire, he retains his signature glasses and gloves but incorporates the "Egg Goggles" which sit on his forehead, although he very rarely uses them. He now dons a red coat adorned with four golden buttons on each side of the chest, each accompanied by white straps running to additional identical buttons on the back. The coat features silver linings down the back, arms, and front, yellow cuffs, and two extensions on the front with large silver buttons. Additionally, Eggman wears black pants with matching boots, which have circular plates on both sides of the ankles and three square ones extending up the shin.

Eggman is first seen at the beginning of the video attempting to escape from a military base, but as time goes on, he becomes more paranoid and insane, as the robots become sentient and learn his name. After at least three years, Eggman finally manages to escape and tries to log on to his Twitter, but to no avail. He then uses a Chaos Emerald as a last resort, but this unleashes Shadow the Hedgehog instead. Eggman is amazed by Shadow's sudden appearance and asks him to join his team, but Shadow refuses and leaves to fuck Eggman's wife, leaving the latter enraged and dumbfounded. He later appears during Knuckles (which he originally confuses for Sonic) and Rouge's argument, attempting to steal the Weed Crystal before it shatters.

Eggman then heads to his hidden pyramid base and logs on to his Twitter account to see what his wife Martha has been up to. Instead, he finds live footage of Shadow's dick, including the hedgehog saying he's fucked Eggman's wife already and doesn't plan on stopping and has more ladies to go bed it. The doctor later finds himself first softly singing the first verse of his version of "Mad World", before suddenly screaming in pure anger as he finds himself in the military base once again, proclaiming "I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!" before going on a robot-destroying rampage in utter panic.

Eggman returns the Space Colony ARK and finds Shadow logged on to his Twitter account. Infuriated that Shadow has fucked his wife, he threatens to kill him (and then kill him again), before Shadow uses the Chaos Emerald, he stole to lock Eggman's account. Though the scientist is horrified at first, he then begins to laugh as he reveals that he has 70 alternative accounts, but Shadow and Rouge quickly expose them all as the latter reveals that she also fucked his wife and (somehow) found a Chaos Emerald in her vagina.

At Prison Island, Eggman reluctantly forms a team with Rouge and Shadow, demanding them both to find Sonic (who he calls their local drug-dealer) before he blows up the island with them on it. Later again, Eggman is seen with his team when Amy interrupts them before running off. Eggman quickly corners her as she owes him an overdue debt of $100, but Tails arrives just in time. During their fight, Eggman angrily questions where Amy went (since she was right in front of him), but Tails somehow breaks his bones by shooting him. Near the end of their fight, Eggman is critically injured and threatens to call the police, to which Tails reveals that he is a member of. After the fight, Eggman sadly explains that he misses his wife to Tails, before he returns to his harsh demeanor and threatens to come back.

Eggman later calls Shadow on his radio to question him if he has found Sonic yet, whom he calls "that goddamn blue marble mother fucking son of a bitch" before Shadow tells him that he'll change the radio's frequency to his wife's voice. He later calls Shadow again after his fight with Sonic to flee the island before he blows it up, but not before wishing that the two hedgehogs would die for ruining his life. Shadow manages to escape, while Sonic does the same.

After returning to the Space Colony ARK, Eggman interrupts Rouge and Shadow's conversation about Hot Topic before Shadow leaves, explaining that he pissed on Eggman's wife, leaving the doctor shocked and outraged. Later that night, Eggman goes onto a livestream on Twitter, and exposes Shadow for what he did and telling the world he is keeping the stocks that they want so much. He singles out a little girl in Central City which he hates (especially her nose), telling her that he will take everything from her as well as her cellphone. Besides those, he would also take over Victoria's Secret, Best Buy, and the media, as well as getting revenge on him by performing his most infamous action yet: blowing up half of the moon with his "super laser piss" because it "never had the cheese he wanted", and cursing out Obama, declaring that he "pissed on the moon" before setting a countdown of 23 hours for the piss droplets to hit the earth, all while threatening them to get out of his sight before he "pisses" on them as well and also hopes they all die since it's going to be like Evangelion.

The next day, Eggman comes to an intervention arranged by Shadow and Rouge, utterly drunk and denying responsibility for any of his previous actions. Rouge shows the doctor a newspaper, though Eggman is infuriated that Tails has the weed while he doesn't and complaining about his body moving on its own; he then walks off in a drunken rage. Later on, Eggman hacks into the president's TV while calling himself "The Glitch" and threatening to release his new album "Cracking Eggs". At Sky Hill, Eggman contacts Shadow when he's talking to Sonic and berates him for talking on the same phone line as his arch-nemesis.

Eggman then in his base confronts Sonic and yells at him due to the hedgehog fucking his wife, as well as somehow his crops. After he takes off into space, Eggman starts shouting angrily due to the revelation that his nudes have been leaked on Twitter before sternly addressing Shadow and calmly leaving in his Egg-Walker after almost giving away the hedgehog's true origin. Eggman then orders Rouge to not talk to Sonic anymore and also yells at her to stop calling him on their "evil phone line". He later points a gun to Amy's face before once again becoming enraged once the female hedgehog reveals that she recognizes the doctor due to his dick being revealed on Twitter. Eggman shouts at Shadow again over the phone as he overheard his conversation with Rouge talking about his dick, but the hedgehog simply tells the doctor to piss off.

After capturing Amy, Sonic infiltrates the ARK and attempts to fool him with a piss rock and asks him to get out or else he's gonna shoot Amy in the face, but the doctor ensnares Sonic in a capsule due to knowing that he'll fart and sends him into space to kill him. After Sonic is supposedly killed, Eggman threatens to kill Tails, who is welcoming of Eggman's threats due to Sonic being presumed dead. However, he fails in the fight against him, although he claims to know who Tails' mother is.

Eggman escapes with the yellow Chaos Emerald (though he calls it a piss rock) and discovers on his computer that his father Gerald has contacted him, threatening to kill everyone on the planet for exposing all of Eggman's nudes. Eggman barges into the room Sonic and his friends are in, absolutely furious at everyone for fucking his wife, whom he had divorced 3 hours prior. Eggman continues to ramble as a text document appears on a nearby computer screen, displaying the latter's frustrations with his wife, whom he claims to have made a machine to pleasure her, but she went to fuck Sonic and his friends and was now targeting the world. Though Tails tells Eggman to calm down, this finally breaks the doctor completely as he goes into a mad and wild rage over simply wanting to live his life.

After his long rant, Eggman reveals the Biolizard to everyone as Shadow's "brother", claiming that "Shadow could've been a true beast". However, the Biolizard is destroyed and Eggman again gets drunk, asking Tails to hand him another bottle of beer as the fox comments on the doctor seriously needing therapy. Eggman is last heard screaming Sonic's name as the hedgehog leaves the space station for not buying him a burrito from Chipolata.