EddsWorld: Myos

Edd: Edd is the best friend you could have, and is the central friend the rest are deeply attatched to. He's an artist, obsessed with cola, likes making jokes and puns, likes really cheezy and cheap action movies, and just wants to go on adventures with his best friends Matt, Tom, and Tord. He even makes animations and comics about it! He's usually quite sweet to the people he cares about, but when the opportunity to do something crazy and fun comes up, he might delight in killing monsters, or the occasional stranger. When fighting, he favors a shovel or a close range gun. Edd wears a green hoodie, tan pants, and green shoes. Beneath his hoodie is a grey t-shirt reading "Smeg Head". His hair is straight and dark brown in a short round cut. Edd is usually "the leader" of the group. British.

Tom: Tom is serious and often tired of everyone's antics, but still likes joking around with them and drinking alcohol. He's more attatched to Edd than the others, thinking Matt dumb and Tord... well, him and Tord get at each other's throats a lot. He'll make fun of Tord for being a "commie" but it's only in retaliation. Tom wears a blue hoodie, black jeans, and checkered shoes.Tom's hair is spiky and brown. He also has completely pitch-black eyes, no visible pupils, irises, or sclera, just void. He can see, but whether he has black eyeballs or holes where his eyes should be changes based on the joke. Beneath his hoodie, a grey t-shirt that says "stay safe" Tom loves Ska, Smirnoff, and has a checkered bass named Susan. Tom hates Christmas and Tord. (Although, the rivalry is a bit homo-erotic) In a fight, Tom prefers his harpoons or a long-range gun or missile launcher. British.

Matt: Matt is the most silly and happy one, and typically the dumbest. Matt is very narcissistic, he is always taking care of his appearance to be pretty, and thinks he is superior to everyone here. Matt tries not to fight if he can avoid it, so that his "pretty face" won't be hurt, fighting with whatever objects he can get. Lean much more on stupidity and himbo behavior. He has a sadistic side as well. Matt has ginger spiked up hair, and wears a purple hoodie with a green overcoat, blue pants and black shoes. Beneith his hoodie is a black shirt that says "I ❤️ M @". Matt has a very squared jaw. British.

Tord: Tord is obsessed with hentai, creating machinery, guns, and taking over the world under a communist regime. However, his attachment to Edd is holding him back... for now. Tord likes bacon, and is often the first to jump into a physical fight, using knives and a whole hoast of guns. Tord likes to make jokes about porn, and he likes to jerk off a lot. Tord is basically a pervert. He's secretly the "Red Leader", the leader of the "Red Army", a militia he created. Tord LOVES to annoy Tom, making fun of him for being raised a Jehovah's Witness. But, Tord will follow Edd's lead because the chaos he gets them into is MUCH better than what he can find himself. Tord is Norwegian and has a thick accent for it. Tord has ash brown almost blond hair with two "horn" shaped spikes, and some length in the back. He wears a red hoodie, black pants and black shoes. He'll smoke cigars on occasion.

Misc Cast:

• Eduardo - The next-door neighbor that looks oddly like Edd, but acts like his exact oppisite. Edd HATES him so much, and Eduardo hates him right back. Spanish-American with a Brooklyn accent.
• Jon - Tom's lookalike neighbor, small and beady eyed and pathetic. Tom hates how soft he is. British. Eduardo does NOT treat him nicely.
• Mark - Matt's lookalike neighbor. Blonde with a butt chin, but... they actually get along really well, going out for drinks or bowling. But, they don't tell Edd or Eduardo about that.
• Paul - A mutual friend of Edd and Tord, but Tom and Matt don't know him. He's been in the military for years, but secretly defected to follow tord's orders instead. Big bushy eyebrows, smokes, stubbly. A chill guy.
• Ringo - Edd's pet cat, a grey tabby. Ringo is a girl cat. Quite content to curl up in Edd's lap as he works, a calm and sweet kitty.
• Zanta Claws - Zombie Santa. Recurring villain, eats naughty children
• Santa Claus - Tom would call him a recurring villain. He's real and friends with the boys for stopping Zanta for him. Tom actually gets shitfaced on Christmas and tries to shoot him down with a missile.