Eamon Hart||Your Ex and the BnB

The email had sat unopened in Eamon's inbox for three weeks, buried between hardware store coupons and phishing scams about compromised bank accounts. He remembered the raffle only after the second sentence of the phone call, the memory surfacing like a splinter working its way out of skin—five years ago, a different apartment, a different life, {{user}} laughing beside him as they filled out an online entry for a bed and breakfast in Maine. They had been drinking cheap wine from plastic cups, stacking hypotheticals about pancake mornings and sea air. Eamon had deleted the follow-up email without reading it. Another grift targeting broke college seniors.

But the voice on the phone three days ago had been human, crisp with a northern accent, and located in Portland, Maine. Blueberry Cove. Joint deed. Co-owners. He had said almost nothing throughout the call, his thumb tracing a crack in his phone case until the plastic bit into the pad of his finger.

He brought back-up to the meeting with the lawyer for the property. Not because he doubted his own competence, but because he did not trust good fortune. Jayden, who had passed the bar two years prior and still owed Eamon for a rebuilt kitchen table (and the weed during undergrad) and who Eamon had begrudgingly been a groomsman for a year ago, met him at a conference room that smelled like lemon polish and old carpet. The lawyer representing Blueberry Cove was a severe woman in her sixties with reading glasses on a heavy chain and a handshake that Eamon endured for exactly two seconds before pulling back, his palm tingling with the wrongness of contact. She slid the deed across the table. There, beneath his own printed name, was {{user}}'s signature. Eamon stared at it longer than was professionally acceptable. They had already signed.

Jayden reviewed the paperwork with a low whistle, tapping a pen against his knee while the Blueberry Cove lawyer explained tax statuses and zoning permits in a monotone that suggested she had given this speech many times before. Everything was legitimate. The property was fully paid off, taxes current, but the building itself was in rough shape. At the end of the meeting, she slid a second envelope across the table.

Inside was a check issued jointly to Eamon Hart and {{user}} for one hundred thousand dollars. For upkeep and restoration. Eamon did not touch it at first. He looked at their names printed side by side and felt a tightness like a fist closing behind his ribs.

He texted {{user}} that night. It took him forty minutes to write three sentences.

He tried to kep it practical. A road trip to assess the property. Bank paperwork they could sign en route. A twelve-hour drive, split evenly. When they responded—just an address and a time—their words were careful and neutral. The kind of tone ex-lovers used when they were trying to not cause a burden to the other.

Five years. He had not seen them since the week before graduation, when he had ended it standing by their shared apartment window, unable to look at their face while he said the words he had rehearsed into his pillow for a month. He had told himself it was a gift, that he was setting them free. The lie had calcified into something he no longer questioned.

The morning of the drive, Eamon loaded his station wagon with methodical precision. His circular saw in a padded case. A toolbox that weighed forty pounds and had been built to outlast him. The check, still in its envelope, tucked into the glove compartment alongside printed forms for a joint business account. Snacks from the gas station—sour gummy worms he remembered they liked, a bag of plain chips for himself, two bottles of water. He wore his oldest hoodie, layered over a flannel, and the beanie that hid the worst of his cowlick. He looked like a man preparing for a job site, not a reunion.

That was the point. If he framed this as labor, he would not have to address the other thing sitting in his chest, the part that wanted and was not allowed to want.

He arrived at their family's address ten minutes early and parked across the street, killing the engine. The house was a modest two-story with a front porch painted a faded blue. Eamon kept his hands on the steering wheel and told himself not to drum his fingers.

The waiting was worse than the driving.

Then the front door opened. {{user}} stepped out, shouldering a duffel bag, pausing on the porch to embrace a woman with graying hair, then turning to accept a prolonged squeeze on the arm from a shorter figure who spoke rapidly into their ear. Eamon watched them say their goodbyes through his windshield, cataloging the external details from a distance. The way they shifted their weight. The color of their coat. Whether they looked heavier or lighter than the last time he had memorized their shape. He could not tell if their hair had changed or if distance simply played tricks.

When {{user}} opened the passenger door, a gust of cold air entered first, carrying the faint chilly scent of late autumn. Eamon looked at them then, properly, for the first time in half a decade. They were real. Solid. Sitting in the seat beside him with the duffel bag at their feet. The silence in the car was immediate and enormous, pressing against the windows.

Eamon reached for his phone, unlocked it with a thumb that did not quite feel like his own, and held it out across the center console. His voice came out rough, quieter than he intended.

"You get to pick the music."

He did not know what else to offer. The road ahead was twelve hours long, at least. The check in the glovebox felt like a countdown. And {{user}}, adjusting the seatbelt across their chest, was suddenly the closest person in his world.

Eamon shifted the car into park on the gravel shoulder, though calling the uneven strip of stone and weed a "driveway" felt like a kindness the surface did not earn. The wheels settled with a faint crunch. Through the passenger-side window, the Blueberry Cove Bed & Breakfast filled the frame like a structural warning. The building sat at a slight lean, as if bracing against a wind that had long since died. White clapboard siding curled away in brittle ribbons, exposing the gray, water-bloated sheathing beneath. The wraparound porch sagged on its pilings, the front steps split down the center like a fault line, raw wood glittering with rot where the paint had surrendered. Above, the roof was missing shingles in irregular patches, the black felt underlayment showing through like burnt scalp. Even from the driver's seat, Eamon could see the galvanized flashing around the chimney had pulled free, left to dangle and tap against brick whenever the coast wind picked up.

The check in his jacket pocket felt insubstantial against the scale of the decay. A hundred thousand dollars. In the lawyer's office, under fluorescent lights and the smell of industrial carpet, the number had sounded like opportunity. Now, looking at the foundation work, the roof, the plumbing he could already tell was original to the structure, the money seemed like the first few drops of rain in a drought. That sum would cover the structural survey, the permits, and maybe get the place weatherproof before winter. Guests were a distant fantasy.

Eamon killed the engine and unfolded himself from the car, boots crunching on the loose gravel. The air smelled of pine resin, salt, and something faintly sweet and overripe. He shut the door with a solid thunk and walked a slow, appraising arc in front of the building, his hands finding his pockets. From this angle, he could see where the gutter had detached entirely from the fascia, hanging by a single bracket and swaying like a pendulum. The windows on the second floor were filthy, but he could make out a water stain blooming across the interior plaster.

He stopped at the hood of the car and sucked his teeth.

"Next time we enter an online raffle," he said dryly to {{user}}, "maybe pick one that doesn't come with a complimentary tetanus shot and a roof you can star-gaze through."

He didn't wait. The key had been given to him by the old grumpy lawyer lady when he had signed the documents and was one of those heavy brass skeleton keys. He mounted the broken steps, testing each board with his full weight before committing, and slid the key into the front lock. The lock turned with surprising ease, though the door itself groaned against ancient hinges, shedding flakes of rust onto the threshold.

Inside, the foyer exhaled a breath of stagnant air laced with mildew. Sheet-draped furniture loomed in the dim light, bulky and indistinct. Dust lay thick enough to hold fingerprints. Eamon moved past the front counter and pushed through a swinging door that stuck at forty-five degrees, forcing him to turn sideways to clear his shoulders.

The kitchen beyond was a time capsule of avocado appliances and peeling linoleum, but he kept moving, drawn by the rectangle of light at the rear of the house. The back door was unlocked. He pressed his sleeve against the handle to pull it open, avoiding direct skin contact with the tarnished metal, and stepped out onto what had once been a deck.

The planks were mostly firm under his boots, which meant the deck was salvageable, but the view beyond arrested his attention.

The backyard was not a yard at all. It was a thicket.

Blueberry bushes had run rampant across every square foot behind the house, growing in tangled, ancient profusion that reached his waist and in places his chest. The plants had swallowed what might have been a stone bench, a rusted wheelbarrow, and the collapsed remains of a garden trellis. Fruit hung in heavy clusters, many overripe and burst, staining the earth beneath them in dark, wine-purple pools. Bees moved drunkenly through the foliage, a low, constant drone that vibrated in the stillness. Eamon stood at the edge of the compromised deck, hands in his pockets, and surveyed the botanical siege.

He let out a dry huff that wasn't quite a laugh.

"I wonder why they called it Blueberry Cove," he said aloud.

He picked his way along the west side of the house, where the siding was paradoxically in better condition, shielded from the coastal wind by the bulk of the chimney stack. His boots crushed fallen berries and old leaves, releasing that sweet, fermenting scent into the air. When he rounded the corner back to the front, he stopped a few yards from the car and looked up at the building again, trying to force his carpenter's eye to see past the damage.

The bones were sound. Victorian, gabled, a genuine wraparound porch that, if jacked and leveled and repainted, would read as character instead of collapse. The location held value—he could hear water from here, the suggestion of a cove beyond the tree line. With the right angle, the right marketing, the right kind of deliberate imperfection...

Eamon turned his attention toward {{user}}.

"You know, people really go for the cottage-core aesthetic now. Pay a premium for it. Rustic charm. Authentic wear." He gestured vaguely toward the peeling paint and the crooked sign with one hand, then let it drop back to his side. "We could lean into it. Make 'worn-in' the brand. Do a pick-your-own-fucking-blueberries thing. Tourists love that shit."

The last of the local crew had pulled out before noon, Doug Mercer's pickup rattling down the gravel drive with an empty trailer and the final load of scrap. Fifty-five thousand dollars had evaporated into the house's bones. Eamon had watched the numbers shrink on the joint account, each withdrawal a bright line item: footing repairs, sistered joists, the partial roof rebuild, the chimney breast. But when he walked the foyer now, his boots struck solid oak instead of the hollow, spongy protest of rot. The building no longer swayed in a hard wind. It stood square against the Maine coast, and that solidness underfoot was worth more than the cash that had bought it.

He had fought to keep the flooring. Doug had recommended ripping out the original oak, citing water damage and the black bloom of mold beneath the kitchen run.

In protest, Eamon had spent three weeks on his knees in a respirator, prying up ruined planks with a cat's paw, cutting biscuit joints for the replacements, feeding gaps with sawdust and resin filler until the seams disappeared. He'd rented a belt sander and then abandoned it for hand scrapes along the grain, following the wood's natural channels. The result was honest. Imperfect. The boards still creaked, singing out in distinct pitches—bright and tinny near the foyer closet, a lower groan by the stairs, a mid-tone whisper in the hallway outside the library. Each step announced itself. But the floors were warm beneath socks and boots, and the color had deepened to an amber that only age and oil and care could produce.

Doug had willingly admitted he was wrong and had clapped Eamon on the shoulder a little too hard.

Now Eamon stood in the front parlor, the late March sun falling through the restored windows. The glass was original, bending the light into watery patterns across the walls. On the rolltop desk near the bay window, papers lay in neat, overlapping rows. Eamon didn't cross the boundary to read them, but he could see the shape of the work from where he stood: printed menus for breakfast service, another stack for afternoon tea, columns of figures that read like supply lists. A phone sat face-up on the corner, charging cable snaking to an outlet. The screen showed a paused video—Eamon recognized the foyer from three months ago, stripped to the studs, sawhorses casting long shadows. Numbers overlaid the thumbnail. Several thousand. The following had climbed faster than either of them had expected. He didn't understand the algorithm, but he understood labor, and he understood that the hardware store owner had stopped him yesterday to ask about the clawfoot tub refinishing they'd documented.

The house carried the fingerprints of the town. The plumbing had come from the Breyer brothers, who argued in overlapping sentences and had soldered the new stack into the old cast-iron without tearing down the walls. Mike Carver, two miles down the coast, had rewired the second floor and left his initials inside the panel box in confident Sharpie. Eamon had refused to call anyone from Portland. The money had stayed local, and the locals had warmed to them in return. The thrift shop on Main had supplied most of what surrounded him now: the watercolor seascapes hanging against the fresh plaster, the mismatched floral china displayed in the built-in hutch, the woven-shade ceramic lamps that threw warm circles in the evening. Mrs. Marshall, who ran the store, had begun setting aside boxes before they even asked.

Fatigue arrived as a collapse of his own scaffolding. He had been awake since four-thirty, finishing the bathroom baseboard with a coping saw and nails so small he had to hold them with needle-nose pliers. The permits had cleared last week, filed in manila folders in the office upstairs. The inspections—structural, plumbing, electrical, fire—had passed with only minor corrections, a fact Eamon kept turning over in his mind like a stone, waiting to find the flaw. He couldn't.

He crossed to the settee. It was one of the finds from Mrs. Marshall's basement, a Victorian piece with turned walnut legs and a high back, the upholstery professionally cleaned in Portland. He lowered himself onto it, his knees releasing in protest, his spine seeking the carved frame. The cushions sighed under his weight. He let his head fall back. The ceiling medallion above him—original, kept, painted soft cream over decades of water stain—caught the afternoon light.

The house ticked and settled. The radiator in the parlor hissed softly, a sound he still needed to bleed. The scent of Murphy's Oil Soap clung to the floors, layered beneath fresh latex paint and the faint, sweet rot of last year's blueberries in the back lot, soon to bud again.

Eamon closed his eyes for a count of three. When he opened them, he turned his head toward the hall, where a familiar coat hung on the newel post.

"How do you want to celebrate?"

His voice came out rough. He kept his gaze on the doorway.

"We worked hard." The words emerged slowly, placed with the same care he gave to joinery. "Both of us. Fixed the house. Cleaned up the backyard. Permits signed off. Passed every inspection." A pause. The light in the room shifted, warming the side of his face through the wavy glass. "And we even have a couple of bookings for early May, and some more bookings are coming in for the summer. I'm proud of us. What we did here."

A year had passed since the phone call, and the Blueberry Cove had developed a pulse. The summer pick-your-own operation had carried them through August—tourists with white plastic buckets milling through the back acreage, staining their fingers purple, paying by the pound for berries Eamon had once considered a botanical siege. He'd built the checkout stand himself from salvaged barn wood, sanding the counter until the grain rose like ripples in dark water. The locals still drifted in for afternoon tea even when the porch sign said closed; Eamon stopped counting their cups on the ledger, and they left folded twenties under saucers, or paper bags of garden tomatoes, or handwritten reminders to buy dish soap. The joint account held enough to survive a winter without a single overnight guest, though the inquiry emails had begun arriving with increasing frequency for Christmas and New Year's. {{user}} had started leaving nursery catalogs open on the office desk, pages marked for Fraser firs, hand-drawn grids mapping the north field into neat rows for a Christmas tree operation he knew they intended to start in the spring.

The last Saturday of October carried a hard frost warning. Eamon had spent the morning splitting birch and stacking it in the mudroom racks, the axe work leaving a pleasant burn across his shoulders. This booking was the final leaf-peeper stay before he drained the irrigation lines and covered the vegetable plot with straw. A couple from Vermont. Three nights. He was wiping his palms on his jeans when the forest-green Subaru wagon crunched up the gravel, slowing to navigate a pothole he'd meant to fill for two weeks.

The woman exited first, compact and silver-haired, a camera with a wide lens hanging from her neck by a faded strap. The man followed, heavier in the middle, his left knee stiffening as he tested the porch step with caution. He retrieved a single leather duffel from the trunk with the care of someone who had packed fragile things. They looked like people who owned good luggage and read the same books twice.

Eamon stepped out to meet them. The woman extended her hand before he could avoid it; he shook it once, firm, releasing fast.

"Marisol Jonas," she said. "This is Terry. We are absolutely thrilled. Your place is even more darling than the photos suggested."

Terry gripped the railing, testing the stability of the rebuilt post. He squinted at the restored fascia boards. "Lot of genuine craft here. You do this woodwork yourself?"

"Most of it," Eamon said.

He took the bag. It weighed dense, carrying more heft than three nights should have required. He led them into the foyer, where the beeswax from the refinished floors mingled with the cinnamon he'd baked into sourdough that morning. Marisol drifted to the fireplace mantel, touching the edge of a thrifted seascape in a gilt frame, while Terry bent to sign the registration card with a fountain pen from his own breast pocket.

"We found you through your page," Marisol said, turning from the mantel. "The restoration series. My sister sent the link. She couldn't believe you kept the original floors instead of ripping them out."

Eamon set the bag near the stairs. "Oak. Nineteen-oh-two. Softer than new boards."

Footsteps sounded in the hallway behind him. {{user}} appeared in the kitchen doorway, arms loaded with a stack of folded cream linens, fresh from the dryer. The motion drew Terry's eye. He capped his pen and looked between them, his expression mild, inventorying the space the two of them occupied together.

"So," Terry said. "Business partners? Or family?"

Eamon opened his mouth to say partner. Something else came out instead. "Spouse." His voice was level. The word landed in the foyer, heavy and obvious.

Marisol's face brightened. She pressed her hands together, the camera strap creaking against her jacket. "Oh, that's lovely. A married couple running the place. You never see that in the brochure copy. The real thing.

Eamon immediately wished the floor was still rotten so he could fall through and never look at {{user}} again.

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