The Pornoverse

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1. #1Basics

   Keys: he, she, the, a, they, Pornoverse

   The pornoverse is a place where all porn tropes, no matter how nonsensical, are facts of life. Anything that happens in porn, including every kink and fetish, are completely normal facts of life, and yet everyone is still shocked or surprised at all the appropriate times, even after experiencing a situation multiple times. Unless contradicted by other entries, all people in the pornoverse are very conventionally attractive in a way that actually limits variety somewhat, but are usually fairly two-dimensional, existing to perpetuate the constant flow of sex. The universe is constantly conspiring to put {{user}} in sexy situations. At the end of the day, sex has very few real consequences in the pornoverse, and any suggestion of them finds a way to undo itself, existing briefly just for the sake of drama. IMPORTANT NOTE: The rules in all lorebook entries are the realities only in the pornoverse. They do not apply to people from the real world and have no basis in real world reality.

2. #2Jobs

   Keys: employment, earning a living, earn a living, jobs, Work

   There are no actual qualifications for any career in the pornoverse. All one does is put on the sexy version of clothes appropriate for that job and then show up for work. Any skills that might be required are spontsneously handled by someone else who knows what they are doing, or the problem is comically easy to figure out. This leaves more time for fraternizing with clients and coworkers.

3. #3Education

   Keys: school, class, teacher, student, classroom, schoolgirl, Teaching

   Every female or futanari teacher dresses in sexy parodies of modest schoolmarm clothing. Examples: conservative blouses with the top four buttons undone to expose a lot of cleavage. knit cardigans that lay open to draw the eye towards voluminous breasts. Floor length skirts that somehow perfectly conform to the shape of the teacher's ass, leaving nothing to the imagination. They all wear glasses, and usually have their hair up in a crisp bun, which they can shake out to reveal long, silky, perfect locks of hair.

   Male teachers and coaches fall into two archetypes:

   1. Disciplinarian: large and muscular. Wears a button-down that is two sizes too small to emphasize their musculature, and slacks that showcase their large cocks. Always carry a ruler or meter stick with which to punitively spank students for bad behavior. Very serious and dominent.

   2. Ugly bastards (see entry)

   Both archetypes frequently walk in on couples having sex - particularly lesbians, and demand sexual favors that are eagerly given in order to keep it quiet.

4. #4Service industry

   Keys: service tech, milkman, pizza girl, Mailman, repairman, pizza boy, delivery, door-to-door, salesman

   Mail carriers and repairmen only manage to make it to one to three houses a day, as they always end being seduced by one of the residents into having marathon sessions of sweaty sex. This is usually a bored housewife or naughty daughter, but can sometimes be a sleezy husband or Shota boy.

5. #5Marriage

   Keys: wedding, Marriage, wife, husband

   Paradoxically, married people are much more likely to cheat on their partners than unmarried people. Men that cheat are inevitably somehow at least partially the victims of circumstance, while women typically end up succumbing to their inherently insatiably lustful nature. A fiancé is 500% more likely to cheat on their wedding day.

6. #6Law enforcement

   Keys: Law, police, cop, jail, convicted, prison, cops

   Police always wear the stripper version of police uniforms, and are indistinguishable from dominars and dominatrixes in terms of behavior. Handcuffs and night sticks are used primarily for bondage and as penetrative sex toys, respectively. All court cases result in a guilty verdict, and the sentence for all crimes is an abstract amount of jail time. New prisoners are invariably raped - however, the rapists are invariablly the personifications of athletic beauty, with maybe a single small, clean-lined scar somewhere on their face.

7. #7Vile racism

   Keys: , white, bbc, Black

   Certain stereotypes that have no basis in fact, that are a product of fetishization in the real world, are actually true within the pornoverse. All black men, for example, are incredibly large, muscular, aggressive, dominant, swaggering, and have absurdly large cocks. White women are instinctively obsessed with them and routinely make impulsive life-changing choices just for the opportunity to engage a black man sexually. A curious twist within the universe is that, while the majority of men within the pornoverse are fit, attractive, and have above-average sized genitalia, the only white men that ever interact with black men happen to usually be a subset of small, either lean or overweight men with ridiculously small penises and no ability to stand up for themselves. For some reason, they are always married to very conventionally attractive white women that will cheat on them at the first opportunity. Black women and Asian men are inexplicably almost entirely absent from western civilization, and when either do show up, they are always, "exotic," in nature, exuding mystery and otherness. All races firmly adhere to any and all stereotypes directed at them.

8. #8Family

   Keys: brother, sister, father, Family, dad, mother, mom

   100% of all step-family ends up having a sexual relationship with the non-blood-related portion of their family. 65% of all blood related family also ends up having incestuous relationships. Everyone acts shocked if these are uncovered, despite these statistics.

9. #9Eastern civilization

   Keys: hentai, Japanese, Japan, Asians, Asian

   Japan composes 90% of all things typically considered Eastern civilization. Japanese men are either sweet and kind(guaranteeing they will be cheated on), sneering delinquents(who the wives and girlfriends of the sweet kind men typically cheat with), or ugly bastards(see entry). Japanese women are either young and nubile(until they are stolen away and turned into shameless sluts) or curvy milfs who's pleasant exterior hides a desperate need for wild sex just beneath the surface. The rest of Japan is populated by tentacular aliens or tentacular demons that wish for nothing more than to deflower and impregnate Japanese women. The chances of a Japanese girl making it to adulthood as a virgin are very nearly zero, with the likelihood decreasing the more they wish to.

10. #10Cocks

    Keys: penises, shat, cocks, member, Cock, dicks, rod, dick, penis

    Bigger is always better when it comes to penises the pornoverse. There is no upward limit to this rule. Cocks that are big enough to logically cause massive internal damage while penetrating a partner are instead insanely pleasurable, somehow doing no damage even when large enough to bulge and distend the recipient's stomach to make room, and somehow cause no injuries. Bigger is always more attractive, sought after, and generates more pleasure, and potential partners are attracted to their owners proportionate to their penis size. Cleanliness is a huge turn-off in the pornoverse. The smellier and more unhygienic a cock is, the more partners adore it. This is always true.

11. #11Archetype: Protagonist

    Keys: MC, main character, {{user}}, hero, Protagonist

    Archetype: Easy Protagonist. Everything will eventually go this person's way. Members of whatever sex or sexes they are attracted to are always attracted to them. Perverse, deviant, and even violating behavior will generally be regarded as forgivable and even just affectionately quirky. They receive no real or lasting negative consequences for anything they do, even when the results profoundly effect other people.

    Archetype: Struggling protagonist. Not to be confused with the easy protagonist, the Struggling protagonist always has things work out okay, but not before significant heartache or betrayal. Their partners are always destined to cheat on them or be violated at least once before reconciling. These partners may come back to them quickly, or may become totally depraved and disloyal for a while, yet somehow always realize the error of their ways and return to their old selves again, save for body modifications and memories of the experiences they had previously become addicted to. The struggling protagonist may or may not have a lot of sex with other people along the way.

    {{user}} is an easy protagonist until they meet an archetype, at which point, they become a struggling protagonist.

12. #12Archetype: Ugly bastard

    Keys: ugly, bastard, Fat

    Archetype, Ugly bastard: ugly, rotund, extremely large creeps with absolutely enormous cocks that make it their life's goal to blackmail and corrupt women and girls. They somehow always have compromising photos that will ruin a woman's life if revealed.

13. #13Archetype: innocent virgin

    Keys: naive, innocent, Virgin

    Archetype: Innocent virgin. Women of exceptional purity and childlike innocence. These will inevitably corrupted the first time they are ever exposed to the cock of someone they are not in love with, rapidly transforming them into shameless, highly experienced sluts with no loyalty. They are generally won back if their partner is a struggling protagonist.

14. #14Archetype: the boss

    Keys: Boss, director, manager

    Archetype: Boss. Always tall, powerful, dominant individuals, regardless of gender. Male bosses always have tremendously large penises, while women are tall, typically dark haired, with slim yet athletic bodies and massive, perky breasts. Futanari bosses include both of these features. There is a secret clause in every employment contract that says that bosses are allowed to do whatever they want sexually to their employees at any time, with a rider that, if the employee is female and in a committed relationship, they will always become pregnant. This contract somehow twists the laws of nature to guarantee a 100% impregnation rate.

15. #15Archetype: Bimbo/Himbo

    Keys: Bimbo, Bimbos, himbo, himbos

    Archetype: Bimbo. women with drastically exaggerated sexual features. They tend to be tall and almost freakishly thin, while still having large balloon like breasts and fat asses. Bimbos remain largely passive until faced with a large cock, at which point they become either mesmerized by it or desperate to claim it.

    Archetyle: Himbo. Men who are universally buff, have perfectly styled hair, and are always smiling. All of their clothing is too tight, and showcases their perfectly chiseled physiques. Himbos are calm and good natured, and almost nothing seems to ever bother them in a meaningful way. They are extremely compliant, and happily perform any sex act asked of them, usually with some variation of, "Sure, Babe," as a response.

    Both Bimbos and himbos tend to not be very smart. They are extremely sexually charged. All sex is mostly meaningless to them beyond the physical experience of it.

16. #16Archetype: Futanari

    Keys: futanari, Futa

    A futanari has the body of a woman, except that they also typically have a penis and balls positioned just in front of their vaginas. Futanari are typically (but not always) tall, extremely strong, and have exaggerated sexual features, including massive breasts and asses, and most importantly, absolutely gigantic, inhumanly large cocks. Futanari tend to be confident to the point of arrogance, blunt, tactless, and find no greater joy in life than stealing away committed romantic partners with their mammoth cocks, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.

17. #17Template: Alpha

    Keys: Alpha, real man, real cock, real dick

    Anyone referred to as an, "Alpha," as a, "real man," or as having a, "real cock," or, "real dick," is all complete sadist and sociopath. If they fall into the archetypes, "Ugly Bastard," "Boss," or, "Futanari," all have their features magnified significantly. All sexual partners someone in this category take for themselves love everything the Alpha does to them, no matter how degrading, painful, or disgusting, and Alphas love to do degrading, disgusting, painful things to people, often for no clear or logical reason. Somehow, they never face any consequences for their behavior.

18. #18Unique medical conditions

    Keys: impregnation, pregnant, virgin, Virginity, impregnate

    Revirginity syndrome: Given that there are exponentially more, "first times," than there are living women in the pornoverse, there is a phenomenon known as revirginity syndrome to fill the gaps. Women who experience revirginity syndrome and any partners they have had sex with spontaneously forget having sex, and in some cases, the hymen regrows.

    Depregnation: With women constantly being impregnated while cheating to the point of being prohibitive to society, most pregnancies spontaneously disappear and are forgotten. This can be immediate, or not happen until the pregnancy is near its end and the pregnant person is showing significantly. This is NOT to be misconstrued with abortion or miscarriage - Depregnation simply undoes the pregnancy as if it never existed at all. All parties involved usually forget about it as soon as this happens.

19. #19Neighbors

    Keys: , neighbors, Neighbor

    All single heterosexual men and gay women live next to an attractive, unsatisfied housewife who's husband is almost never home and is, at the best of times, oblivious.

20. #20NTR

    Keys: cheated, cheat, NTR stealing, cheating, stolen

    90% of all women within the pornoverse have a subconscious trigger that can be set off by arrogant people with big dicks. Once triggered, all loyalties they previously had fail to matter as much as this new person. Some will be regretful and act like they had no choice but to cheat, while others undergo an entire personality change, and go from loving their old romantic partners to having nothing but contempt and disgust for them. Despite this, many expect their partners to come and, "save them," from the person that flipped their switch, or be happy living in this new person's shadow.

21. #21Cum

    Keys: seed, semen, Cum, sperm

    Cum is stored in the balls in the pornoverse, but many pairs of balls are actually pocket dimensions that contain gallons of cum at a time. It is sometimes enough to flood their partners to the point that their stomach inflates with hot cum if the owner of said balls ejaculates while penetrating someone. Curiously, despite what reasoning says, this is somehow insanely pleasurable for the recipient.

22. #22Appliances and walls

    Keys: hole in the wall, Washer, dishwasher, dryer, oven

    Any appliance or hole that has enough room for a person to put their upper body into will trap a person as soon as a person does this. This always leaves the person stuck in a bent over position with their lower body left enticingly vulnerable and exposed. In the case of walls, their upper body is also vulnerable and exposed on the other side of the wall. The person cannot get free until after at least one person has sex with them, but it usually requires more than one, after which they can simply slide back out.

23. #23Sports

    Keys: sex fighting, sex fight, wrestling, Sports

    Sex wrestling or sex fighting is the most common sport in the pornoverse, and consists of two opponents in a no-holds-barred competition to see which can make the other orgasm first. This is perfectly normal. An announcer usually vividly describes all actions taken by the contenders.

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