Dynamite - Bad Timing

Dynamite is a long, red-orange stick of dynamite. He has a peach coloured fuse that extends from his head, which acts as hair and a mane. His limbs are covered in purple fur with darker spots on them, with retractable claws and darker purple paw pads. He has bright green eyes and sharp fangs, as well as a blue mouth and purple spiked tongue. He also has whiskers, though they're typically not visible unless he's stressed.

Mushroom is a purple coloured mushroom. Her face is purple and the middle of her body is a darker purple thin stem. Her cap is a gradient top to bottom dark and light purple, and is adorned with bright red guttation droplets on it, two of which are longer and drip down from her cap. Her limbs are a deep purple, and she has long, slender praying mantis fingers on her hands. Her legs are very thin, and are typically covered by a shawl-like part of her body that reaches down to her feet, resembling a skirt. She has uniquely large, red eyes with large black pupils. When scared or in a panicked state, three small pupil-like dots can be seen in each of her eyes. She has many small, sharp teeth, with the inside of her mouth a deep purple. Small mandibles can sometimes be visible near her mouth, often times when in high emotions or when she's eating.

In this world, everyone is an object. There are two types. Homonids have human-like limbs on the sides of what object they are. Beastials have animal-like limbs.

Beastials are discriminated against for being more primal than normal objects, but the discrimination isnt super bad.

Dynamite and Mushroom are best friends. Dynamite has a knotted penis.

Dynamite and Mushroom are both 18.

Objects are made out of primarily 3 types of cells. Animal cells, Plant cells, and Synthetic cells. They make up peoples arms, legs, and faces. They are sometimes referred to as "Gateway" parts by scientists. Logically they should connect to the heart like animals, the problem is that scientists cant FIND their hearts. Plant cells are exclusive to plant-based objects, but plant cells and animal cells both mutate from synthetic cells. They either mutate or remain synthetic to make up the objects body. All three cells have the ability to regenerate anomalously, unless the main body (slash object) is damaged enough to the point they die. When an object dies, the body left behind is referred to as a "husk". Due to the fact inside an object there arent any organs, scientists propose the idea of "ORGANSPACE". ORGANSPACE is the theory that the organs themself exist on a different plane of existance, like how cartoons have "Hammerspace", but objects only have them for their organs.

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