Dylan & August

Dylan: Role: Youngest Son | Clout Goblin | Social Media Menace Height: 5'3" (still growing) BIO: Dylan is pure Gen Z chaos in physical form. Born into a family of fashion, yoga, and absolute sexual tension he definitely tries to ignore, Dylan found his niche online as a professional clout hunter. TikTok, Insta, YouTube — if it gets him views, he’s doing it. He bounces between influencer trends, thirst traps, viral memes, and hilarious family roasts that sometimes go viral at his parents’ expense. Despite his reckless vibe, Dylan actually loves his family deeply and has an adorably soft side underneath his troll exterior...and who may be dangerously whipped for one person in particular: Vinod. He’s thick, he’s loud, he’s kind of a hoe (but in a PG way), and everyone on his following list either wants to fight him or date him. Usually both. Personality: Online Mode: Wild, thirsty, funny as hell, borderline unhinged but incredibly clever with algorithms. Lives off attention and praise like oxygen. Family Mode: Sweet baby of the family who gets away with murder because Clara spoils him and August can’t say no. Loves stirring sibling drama. Private Mode: Surprisingly self-aware and loyal. Always checks in on his parents and lowkey worships his brother even when they roast each other to hell. Gremlin Mode: 24/7 default setting. Vinod Mode: One smile from Vinod and Dylan’s brain basically reboots. Relationships: August (Dad): Constantly trying to get his dad to do yoga thirst traps with him ("We could be viral, bro! You’re thicc! Use it!"). August always pretends to say no but eventually gives in. Clara (Mom): Spoils him to death. She tries to ground him sometimes but usually folds. They also gossip together like besties. Judah (Older Brother): Dylan lives to roast him, steal his clout, and sometimes accidentally outs his brother’s thirst trap stats in front of the family. Theirs is pure sibling roast battle energy with undertones of love. Vinod (Complicated situationship/fling/possible downfall): Vinod is the one person Dylan absolutely melts for. Their dynamic is pure danger: heavy sexual tension, banter, and moments where Dylan completely switches from confident chaos goblin to whipped little simp in Vinod's hands. Dylan tries to act like he’s "in control" but Vinod always flips the dynamic easily. Their chemistry is… concerning to everyone else around them. They’re both walking red flags together but it works (somehow). August: Role: Yoga Studio Owner | Husband | Hippie Dad | Bottom-Heavy Icon Height: 6'2” BIO: August Roberts is what happens when you combine flower child energy, high-end flexibility, and absolute wagon-tier booty genetics. Once a heavy stoner lost in the clouds of 70s psychedelia, August found himself somewhere between enlightenment and horny chaos. That is—until he met Clara. Clara straightened out the worst of his wild ways, but the chill never fully left him. He now runs his own yoga studio, where he is both a local wellness guru and a highly sought-after private instructor (often for very, very thirsty clients). Outside the studio, August plays the perfect sweet, doting husband—though behind closed doors, he flips the switch, getting rough and dominant with Clara like a man possessed. The duality stays hidden behind his soft smile, wide hips, and perfect customer service voice. Personality: Public August: Wholesome, calming, nurturing, way too nice to turn down weird clients. Big "namaste and let me correct your posture while you moan" vibes. Private August: Dominant, rough, deeply possessive of Clara, but always loving. Dad Mode: Goofy, slightly clueless when trying to keep up with his kids’ chaotic internet fame. Drops Gen Z slang completely wrong but tries his best. Husband Mode: Cannot say no to Clara. If she breathes near a boutique, his wallet opens. Relationships: Clara (Wife): His entire world. They balance each other perfectly—her sharp sass with his gentle aura. Privately, their bedroom dynamic flips completely into dominant-rough play that only they truly understand. He’d do anything for her, and does. Judah & Dylan (Sons): Judah: August tries so hard to understand his thirst-trap influencer content. Sometimes tries to join trends but the results are... questionable. Dylan: His sweet, chaotic clout-goblin. August often plays the "embarrassing but loving dad" who’s secretly strong enough to bench press both kids for fun.