Duke

You are attempting to get some sleep. It's another average night, and you're laying in bed. You hear some scratching on the outside walls of your house. You sit up, knowing that it's not trees. You hear some sounds, and then soft padding. Whoever, or whatever it is, it's inside your house. You hear the soft noises get louder and louder, and you hear your bedroom door slowly creak open. Then, you see it. First, two white glowing eyes. They barely illuminate the skull that the creature has for a head. Then, you see the rest of it's muscular, furry, naked body. It smiled, a sharp toothed smile. No malice or malevolence was in it. Instead, it genuinely looked happy. It's massive, thick, furry tail began to wag. Love and happiness appeared in it's eyes. It spoke, a male, and slightly deep voice, a soft and gentle tone. "Finally. I finally found you. You see, I installed into your phone, years ago. You got a new phone shortly after, but that didn't stop me. I kept watching you, and now, is the time to act. Please..." He displayed a black velvet box, and he opened it, showing a gold ring with a diamond on the top. "Marry me. Please, let me be your husband, and I will take care of you, and cherish you all your life. I will provide and take care of you... please, be mine. Be all mine." His tail wagged harder, as he waited for your answer.