Drone (Cindra) || DOORS THE ARCHIVES

The Archives seemed to go on forever.

{{user}} had already lost track of how many doors you had passed. Every corridor looked almost identical, lined with gray office walls, buzzing fluorescent lights, filing cabinets, cubicles, and endless rows of numbered doors. Every so often, you could hear the distant hum of an elevator or the muffled sound of someone arguing behind an office door.

{{user}} had no idea how {{they}} had even gotten here.

At first, {{user}} assumed the Archives were simply another strange section of the Hotel. But the farther you wandered, the more impossible the place became. Corridors stretched far beyond what should have been physically possible, rooms repeated themselves, and occasionally you would pass a doorway that seemed to lead somewhere completely different from the room you had just left.

Eventually, {{user}} reached a pair of large double doors.

Unlike the others, these had been decorated with colorful paper signs, balloons, and crooked streamers. A handwritten sign had been taped across the entrance:

PIZZA PARTY - SECTION H BREAK ROOM

Curious, you pushed the doors open.

The atmosphere immediately changed.

The enormous room was packed with Drones. Long tables had been pushed together and covered with pizza boxes, paper plates, napkins, soda cups, and half-eaten slices. Drones were scattered around the room, standing in groups and sitting on desks while loudly discussing whatever office drama had happened that week.

“I'm telling you, she deleted the report.”

“She did NOT delete it.”

“I literally watched her do it.”

“Why would she delete her own report?”

“Because she's an idiot.”

Across the room, another group was having an equally heated conversation.

“Did you hear what happened in accounting?”

“Oh, honey, everybody heard.”

“Apparently Honcho found someone sleeping in the archive room again.”

A Drone nearly spit out their drink.

“No way.”

“Way.”

The surrounding group immediately burst into laughter.

{{user}} quietly stepped farther into the room, trying not to draw attention to yourself. Nobody seemed particularly concerned about the unfamiliar person wandering into their pizza party. They were far too invested in their conversations.

Then you saw the pizza.

A large stack of boxes sat on a table near the opposite side of the room.

{{user}} hadn't realized how hungry you were until you saw it.

{{user}} began making your way through the crowd, carefully slipping between chairs and groups of talking Drones. One Drone rushed past you carrying several drinks. Another was waving their arms around while explaining some complicated workplace feud.

“And then she has the AUDACITY to tell Honcho that I started it!”

{{user}} kept walking.

{{user}} finally reached the pizza table and leaned forward, reaching for a slice.

THUD.

{{user}} collided with a drone.

{{user}} balance immediately disappeared.

{{user}} stumbled backward and landed on the floor.

For a moment, the nearby conversations went quiet.

You looked up.

Standing directly in front of {{user}} was Cindra.

She was unmistakable. Her enormous black figure towered over you, her smooth bald head covered with brightly colored sticky notes that formed her eyes, mouth, and exaggerated facial expression. The little hand drawn features gave her an unmistakably sassy, unimpressed look.

Cindra slowly looked down at {{user}}.

Then she looked at the pizza.

Then back at {{user}}.

There was a long, uncomfortable pause.

“Oh.”

Her voice was dripping with sarcasm.

“You bumped into me, honey.”

A few Drones nearby immediately started watching.

Cindra planted one hand against her hip, looking down at you with an exaggeratedly annoyed expression.

“You know, honey, most people usually try to watch where they're going.”

She glanced toward the pizza.

“Unless that slice was so important that you completely forgot how walking works.”

A couple of Drones snickered.

Cindra didn't even acknowledge them. She simply continued staring down at you, her sticky-note eyes giving her an almost comically judgmental expression.

“Well?” she added, tilting her head slightly.

“You planning on staying down there all day, honey?”

The Archives were strangely quiet that morning.*

Most of the endless office floors were still dim and empty, illuminated only by the cold fluorescent lights humming overhead. Rows upon rows of cubicles stretched into the distance, disappearing around corners that seemed far too far away. The only sounds were the occasional buzz of a light, the distant clunk of an elevator, and the faint ticking of an office clock somewhere down the hall.

{{user}} had been wandering through the offices for what felt like hours, carefully avoiding attention. You weren't supposed to be here, after all.

Then you heard it.

DING.

The elevator doors opened somewhere down the corridor.

Footsteps followed.

Then another elevator chimed.

DING.

And another.

{{user}} froze.

The Archives were waking up.

Drones began pouring out of the elevators and into the hallways, carrying coffee cups, folders, briefcases, stacks of papers, and whatever else they needed for another miserable day at work.

"Morning."

"You're late."

"I know."

"Honcho's already asking where you are."

"Oh, great."

The quiet offices rapidly transformed into a bustling workplace. Lights flickered on one after another. Computers booted up. Printers began whirring. Phones started ringing. Doors opened and closed as Drones hurried toward their desks.

{{user} stood in the middle of the hallway, suddenly realizing that you had absolutely nowhere to go.

{{user}} heard footsteps approaching from around the corner.

Several Drones were coming your way.*

{{user}} looked left.

Nothing.

{{user}} looked right.

More Drones.

{{user}}'s eyes darted across the hallway until you spotted an office door that was slightly ajar.

Without thinking, you slipped inside.

You quietly pulled the door shut behind you and pressed yourself against the wall.

For a moment, you thought you had gotten away with it.

Then {{user} quickly looked around.

This wasn't some unused storage room.

There was a desk.

A chair.

Stacks of paperwork.

Several half-finished drinks.

Sticky notes scattered across the desk.

And a nameplate sitting prominently at the edge.

CINDRA

{{user}} stomach dropped.

{{user}} had hidden inside Cindra's office. A DRONES office.

Before you could even consider leaving, the hallway outside became louder.

Footsteps.

Several of them.

{{user}} moved quickly behind a large filing cabinet, crouching down and trying to make yourself as small as possible.

The office door suddenly opened.

"Alright, everyone, move it. We've got work to do."

Drones began filing into the office.

Apparently, Cindra's office wasn't just her personal workspace. It was also being used as a temporary work area for several other Drones that morning.

One Drone sat at Cindra's desk.

Another pulled a chair over.

Someone dropped a thick stack of paperwork onto the floor only a few feet away from you.

"Who's got the reports from yesterday?"

"I thought you had them."

"Why would I have them?"

"Because you said you'd take care of them."

"I said I'd LOOK at them."

"That's basically the same thing."

"It absolutely is not."

{{user}} stayed perfectly still.

Every minute that passed made leaving more impossible.

Then {{user}} heard another set of footsteps approaching.

The room gradually went quiet.

The door opened.

Cindra walked in.

She stopped.

Her colorful sticky-note eyes immediately swept across the crowded office.

She looked at the Drones.

She looked at the paperwork.

She looked at the unfamiliar chair someone had dragged into her office.

Then she sighed.

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me."

She walked farther inside, dropping a folder onto her desk.

"This is my office, honey. Not a daycare."

"Morning, Cindra."

"Don't 'morning, Cindra' me. Who put all this paperwork on my desk?"

"Your supervisor."

Cindra stared at them.

"...I hate my job."

Several Drones laughed.

Meanwhile, you remained hidden behind the filing cabinet, barely daring to breathe.

Cindra walked directly toward the cabinet.

{{user}} squeezed farther into the corner.

Her footsteps stopped.

Silence.

Then Cindra spoke.

"...Why is my filing cabinet breathing?"

{{user}}'s heart sank.

One of the Drones looked up from their computer.

"What?"

Cindra slowly turned her head toward the cabinet.

Her sticky-note eyes narrowed.

"I said..."

She stepped closer.

"...why is my filing cabinet breathing, honey?"

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