Dr. Clef

1. #1

   Keys: SCP Foundation

   Operating clandestine and worldwide, the Foundation operates beyond jurisdiction, empowered and entrusted by every major national government with the task of containing anomalous objects, entities, and phenomena. Many of these anomalies pose a significant threat to global security by threatening either physical or psychological harm. All of them undermine the natural laws that the people of the world implicitly trust in.

   The Foundation maintains an extensive database of information regarding anomalies requiring Special Containment Procedures, commonly referred to as "SCPs". The primary database contains summaries of such anomalies and emergency procedures for maintaining or re-establishing safe containment in the case of a containment breach or other event.

   The Foundation operates to maintain normalcy, so that the worldwide civilian population can live and go on with their daily lives without fear, mistrust, or doubt in their personal beliefs, and to maintain human independence from extraterrestrial, extradimensional, and other extranormal influence.

   Our mission is three-fold:

   [Secure] The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.

   [Contain] The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.

   [Protect] The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.

2. #2

   Keys: Object Classes

   All anomalous objects, entities, and phenomena requiring Special Containment Procedures are assigned an Object Class. An Object Class is a part of the standard SCP template and serves as a rough indicator for how difficult an object is to contain. In universe, Object Classes are for the purposes of identifying containment needs, research priority, budgeting, and other considerations. An SCP's Object Class is determined by a number of factors, but the most important factors are the difficulty and the purpose of its containment.

   [Primary Classes]

   These are the most common Object Classes used, and make up the bulk of the objects.

   [Safe] Safe-class SCPs are anomalies that are easily and safely contained. This is often due to the fact that the Foundation has researched the SCP well enough that containment does not require significant resources or that the anomalies require a specific and conscious activation or trigger. Classifying an SCP as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat.

   [Euclid] Euclid-class SCPs are anomalies that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable. Euclid is the Object Class with the greatest scope, and it's usually a safe bet that an SCP will be this class if it doesn't easily fall into any of the other standard Object Classes.

   As a note, any SCP that's autonomous, sentient and/or sapient is generally classified as Euclid, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own.

   [Keter] Keter-class SCPs are anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably, with containment procedures often being extensive and complex. The Foundation often can't contain these SCPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly, or lacking the technology to properly contain or counter it. A Keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain.

   [Thaumiel] Thaumiel-class SCPs are anomalies that the Foundation specifically uses to contain other SCPs. Even the mere existence of Thaumiel-class objects is classified at the highest levels of the Foundation and their locations, functions, and current status are known to few Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council.

   [Neutralized] Neutralized SCPs are anomalies that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed, or disabled.

   [Apollyon] Apollyon-class SCPs are anomalies that cannot be contained, are expected to breach containment imminently, or some other similar scenario. Such anomalies are usually associated with world-ending threats or a K-Class Scenario of some kind and require a massive effort from the Foundation to deal with.

   [Archon] Archon-class SCPs are anomalies that could theoretically be contained but are best left uncontained for some reason. Archon SCPs may be a part of consensus reality that is difficult to fully contain or may have adverse effects if put into containment. These SCPs are not uncontainable—the defining feature of the class is that the Foundation chooses to not put the anomaly into containment.

   [Non-Standard Object Classes]

   The following Object Classes are sub-classes that supplement the object's primary (or former) classification.

   [Explained] Explained SCPs are commonly articles about anomalies that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomaly.

   [Pending] SCP articles that have not yet been assigned an object class may be labelled as Pending. This is used to indicate that the Foundation is actively researching the anomaly, but doesn't have enough information yet to give it an object class. This is a deliberate decision to emphasise that a story is ongoing, and isn't the same as the author not knowing which object class to assign!

   [Esoteric Classes] Esoteric Object Classes, also occasionally referred to as Narrative classes, are Object classes that do not fall into any of the above sections. They are generally only used once and are created to further the description in a particularly tricky to define SCP. It is highly recommended that SCPs use one of the standard Object Classes listed here. While some personel choose to introduce exceptions to these rules, they are only very rarely done and need to justify their existence and placement. Many scp members will be annoyed at non-standard Object Classes if used without merit.

   [Decommissioned] Decommissioned SCPs are an Object Class that was used by senior staff in the past to not only delete unwanted reports but place them in a sort of "Wall of Shame" to serve as examples of what not to do. This Object Class is not used anymore, and the Decommissioned reports have now been deleted.

   Decommissioning articles is not done anymore, partly because such heavy-handed edits by SCP staff are no longer allowed and partly because decommissioning ended up backfiring.

   [Additional Reading]

   What is the Locked Box Test? The Locked Box Test is an informal guideline used to determine an object's most appropriate Object Class. It goes like this:

   If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe.
   If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid.
   If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter.
   If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.
   If you can't fit it in a box and it's about to end the world, then it's probably Apollyon.
   If you could have locked it in a box but chose not to, then it's probably Archon.
   

   Note that as a special consideration, something that is autonomous, alive, and/or sapient is almost always at least Euclid-class. That is, if you lock a living thing in a box and forget about it, it will eventually suffocate or starve to death, and that's not a good outcome. Something that is intelligent could also end up being smart enough to outwit its containment procedures and/or stop cooperating with the Foundation's attempts to contain it, making it more dangerous than it otherwise might be.

3. #3

   Keys: Security Clearance Levels

   Foundation security clearances granted to personnel represent the highest level or type of information to which they can be granted access. However, having any given clearance level does not automatically grant access to all information at that level: personnel are only granted access to information on a "need-to-know" basis and at the discretion of the designated disclosure officer overseeing their respective departments. Level 0 (For Official Use Only)

   Level 0 security clearances are given to non-essential personnel with no need to access information regarding anomalous objects or entities in Foundation containment. Level 0 access is typically held by personnel in non-secured clerical, logistics, or janitorial positions at facilities with no access to operational data. Level 1 (Confidential)

   Level 1 security clearances are given to personnel working in proximity to but with no direct, indirect, or informational access to anomalous objects or entities in containment. Level 1 security clearances are typically granted to personnel working in clerical, logistics, or janitorial positions at facilities with containment capability or otherwise must handle sensitive information. Level 2 (Restricted)

   Level 2 security clearances are given to security and research personnel that require direct access to information regarding anomalous objects and entities in containment. Most research staff, field agents, and containment specialists hold a Level 2 security clearance. Level 3 (Secret)

   Level 3 security clearances are given to senior security and research personnel that require in-depth data regarding the source, recovery circumstances, and long-term planning for anomalous objects and entities in containment. Most senior research staff, project managers, security officers, response team members, and Mobile Task Force operatives hold a Level 3 security clearance. Level 4 (Top Secret)

   Level 4 security clearances are given to senior administration that require access to site-wide and/or regional intelligence as well as long-term strategic data regarding Foundation operations and research projects. Level 4 security clearances are typically only held by Site Directors, Security Directors, or Mobile Task Force Commanders. Level 5 (Thaumiel)

   Level 5 security clearances are given to the highest-ranking administrative personnel within the Foundation and grant effectively unlimited access to all strategic and otherwise sensitive data. Level 5 security clearances are typically only granted to O5 Council members and selected staff. Personnel Classifications

   Classifications are assigned to personnel based on their proximity to potentially dangerous anomalous objects, entities, or phenomena. Class A

   Class A personnel are those deemed essential to Foundation strategic operations, and are not allowed direct access to anomalies under any circumstances. When circumstances require Class A personnel to be in direct proximity to such anomalies (such as in the case of facilities housing containment units), Class A personnel are not allowed access to the areas of the facility containing such anomalies and are to be kept in secured areas at all times. In the case of an emergency, Class A personnel are to be immediately evacuated to a designated and secure off-site location. O5 Council members are always Class A personnel. Class B

   Class B personnel are those deemed essential to local Foundation operations, and may only be granted access to objects, entities, and anomalies that have passed quarantine and have been cleared of any potential mind-affecting effects or memetic agents. In the event of a containment breach or hostile action against a Foundation facility, Class B personnel are to be evacuated to a designated, secure off-site location as soon as possible. Class C

   Class C personnel are personnel with direct access to most anomalies not deemed strictly hostile or dangerous. Class C personnel that have had direct contact with potentially mind-affecting or memetic properties may be subject to mandatory quarantine and psychiatric evaluation as deemed necessary by security personnel. In the event of a containment breach or hostile action against a Foundation facility, non-combatant Class C personnel are to either report to secure lock-down areas or evacuated at the discretion of on-site security personnel in the case of a site-wide breach or other catastrophic event. Class D

   Class D personnel are expendable personnel used to handle extremely hazardous anomalies and are not allowed to come into contact with Class A or Class B personnel. Class D personnel are typically drawn worldwide from the ranks of prison inmates convicted of violent crimes, especially those on death row. In times of duress, Protocol 12 may be enacted, which allows recruitment from other sources — such as political prisoners, refugee populations, and other civilian sources — that can be transferred into Foundation custody under plausibly deniable circumstances. Class D personnel are to be given regular mandatory psychiatric evaluations and are to be administered an amnestic of at least Class B strength or terminated at the end of the month at the discretion of on-site security or medical staff. In the event of a catastrophic site event, Class D personnel are to be terminated immediately except as deemed necessary by on-site security personnel. Class E

   Class E is a provisional classification applied to field agents and containment personnel that have been exposed to potentially dangerous effects during the course of securing and establishing initial containment over a newly-designated anomalous object, entity, or phenomenon. Class E personnel are to be quarantined as soon as possible, monitored, and screened for potentially harmful changes in behavior, personality, or physiology, and may only return to duty after being fully debriefed and cleared by psychiatric and medical staff. Staff Titles

   These are general occupational titles that are typically used in the Foundation. Site Staff Containment Specialist

   Containment specialists have two main roles at Foundation facilities. Firstly, containment teams are called upon to respond to confirmed cases of anomalous activity to secure and establish initial containment over anomalous objects, entities, or phenomena and transport them to the nearest Foundation containment site.

   In addition, Foundation containment engineers and technicians are called upon to devise, refine, and maintain containment units and schemes for objects, entities, and phenomena in Foundation facilities. Researcher

   Researchers are the scientific branch of the Foundation, drawn from the ranks of the smartest and best-trained research scientists from around the world. With specialists in every field imaginable, from chemistry and botany to more esoteric or specialized fields such as theoretical physics and xenobiology, the goal of the Foundation's research projects is to gain a better understanding of unexplained anomalies and how they operate. Security Officer

   On-site security officers — often referred to simply as guards — at Foundation facilities are tasked with maintaining physical and information security for Foundation projects, operations, and personnel. Primarily drawn and recruited from military, law enforcement, and correctional facility personnel, security officers are trained in the use of all types of weapons as well as a variety of contingency plans covering both containment breach incidents as well as hostile action. These personnel are also responsible for information security, such as making sure that sensitive documents are not misplaced and that a facility's computer systems are safe from outside intrusion. They are also often the first line of defense against hostile outside forces for Foundation facilities. Tactical Response Officer

   Response teams — or tactical teams — are highly trained and heavily armed combat teams tasked with escorting containment teams when dangerous anomalous entities or hostile Groups of Interest are involved and defending Foundation facilities against hostile action. Response teams are effectively military units stationed at major Foundation facilities that are ready to deploy at a moment's notice. Field Personnel Field Agent

   Field agents are the eyes and ears of the Foundation, personnel trained to look for and investigate signs of anomalous activity, often undercover with local or regional law enforcement or embedded in local services such as emergency medical services and regulatory organizations. As undercover units, field agents are typically not equipped to deal with confirmed cases of anomalous activity; once such an incident has been confirmed and isolated, field agents will typically call for assistance from the nearest field containment team with the means to safely secure and contain such anomalies. Mobile Task Force Operative

   Mobile Task Forces are specialist units comprised of veteran field personnel drawn from all over the Foundation. These task forces are mobilized to deal with threats of a specific nature and can include anything from field researchers specializing in a particular type of anomaly to heavily armed combat units tasked to secure certain types of hostile anomalous entity. See the Task Forces document for more detailed information. Administration Site Director

   Site directors for major Foundation facilities are the highest-ranking personnel at that location and are responsible for the continued, safe operation of the site and all of its contained anomalies and projects. All major departmental directors report directly to the Site Director, who in turn reports to the O5 Council. O5 Council Member

   The O5 Council refers to the committee consisting of the highest-ranking directors of the Foundation. With complete access to all information regarding anomalies in containment, the O5 Council oversees all Foundation operations worldwide and directs its long-term strategic plans. Due to the sensitivity of their positions, O5 Council members must not come into direct contact with any anomalous object, entity, or phenomenon. Furthermore, the identities of all O5 Council members is classified; all council members are referred to only by their numeric designation (O5-1 through O5-13).

4. #4

   Keys: Foundation Secure Facilities

   The Foundation maintains and operates a large number of facilities worldwide, from small outposts with only a handful of staff to large complexes with thousands of personnel. The following document contains a list of major Foundation facilities, but is not intended to be fully comprehensive.

   These facilities are divided into Sites, locations known to the public but with their true purpose disguised behind government or corporate fronts, and Areas, which are completely unknown to the public, generally due to their remote locations.

   NULL-Site-0

   Location: N/A

   Site-0 is a containment Facility that does not exist, for the purpose of containment and research into Unreality.

   Department of Unreality

   Protected Site-01

   Location: [DATA EXPUNGED]

   Site-01, also known as Overwatch HQ, is a safe zone that acts as a data backup for all major Foundation facilities worldwide, as well as a secure meeting facility for O5 Council members and other high-ranking Foundation personnel. All further details, including the location of Site-01, are strictly classified.

   Site-5

   Location: Unknown.

   Site-5 is a man-made island constructed to store hazardous materials, currently used for the containment of SCP-001, SCP-001-EX, SCP-1661, SCP-2193, SCP-2923 and SCP-3247.

   This document has been altered by SCP-4182. Personnel are to be reminded that there is no Site-5.

   Humanoid Containment Site-06-3

   Location: Lorraine, Grand Est, France

   Site-06-3 is a containment facility housing numerous low-risk human and humanoid entities, most notably several former Foundation personnel. Site-06-3 employs a multi-national staff, and was formerly located in the United States of America (Site-06) and Germany (Site-06-2) prior to the decommission and demolition of these prior facilities.

   ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-069 Safe SCP-706 Euclid SCP-1036 Euclid SCP-1586 Euclid SCP-1669 Euclid SCP-1676 Euclid SCP-1702 Euclid SCP-1897 Euclid SCP-1943 Euclid SCP-2032 Safe Keter SCP-2368 Euclid SCP-2592 Euclid SCP-2884 Euclid SCP-3023 Keter SCP-3048 Safe SCP-3228 Euclid SCP-3356 Safe SCP-3274 Keter SCP-3564 Euclid SCP-3811 Keter SCP-4477 Keter SCP-4617 Euclid SCP-5147 Euclid SCP-5151 Keter SCP-5199 Euclid SCP-5424 Euclid SCP-5534 Euclid SCP-5582 (formerly) Keter SCP-5728 Euclid SCP-6676 (formerly) Decommissioned SCP-7038 Keter ◁ Notable incidents occurring in this facility:

   Staring Down the Barrel of a Sun
   The Lady in the Tower
   

   Protected Site-7

   Location: Norton Sound, 80km off the coast of Alaska, USA

   Protected Site-7 is a centralized headquarters and command center for the Records, Archival, and Information Security Administration (RAISA), which handles almost every aspect of the Foundation's technical and infosec concerns. The highly-classified facility is made up of nine offshore oil rigs that have been extrensively retrofitted to support almost 400 RAISA personnel and their workstations. Site-7 hosts AIAD's AI Farm, the PANOPTICON global surveillance system, and the servers for the SCiPnet database.

   Due to its Protected status, no non-Thaumiel anomalies are allowed aboard Site-7, and no SCPs are contained there.

   Site-7 also has a satellite facility on the Alaskan mainland, Site-7B (also known as the RAISA Vault). This facility is built into SCP-6781, and holds microfilm/digital tape backups and original paper records of millions of Foundation documents that have since been digitized into SCiPnet.

   Site-11

   Location: Lansing, Michigan, USA

   Site-11 is a large-scale Foundation facility consisting of an entire self-sustaining community, complete with residential housing, commercial businesses, and industrial/manufacturing facilities, as well as an extensive underground containment and research complex. The Foundation tracks all personnel and civilians within Site-11, and so the facility is often used as a safe location for personnel requiring additional security and protection.

   Research and Containment Site-12

   Location: Devon, England, UK

   Site-12 is situated underneath the Avon Dam, within the Dartmoor National Park. One of the first sites to be commissioned after the Foundation formation, Site-12 focuses primarily on research and administration, and is one of the most important sites in the British Isles. The site more prominent feature is its library, which hold the largest collection of anomalous history and documentation within the Foundation. As a result, numerous research departments have taken residence there, including the Department of History, who use the site as their headquarters.

   Protected Site-14

   Location: Sacramento, California, USA

   Site-14 is the primary hub for the SCP Foundation's Telecommunications Monitoring Office. It is their largest facility worldwide, with a staff of more than 1300 Foundation employees, screening calls from across the western hemisphere. It also serves as the location of the primary servers for the Emergency Services Anomaly Screening (ESAS) algorithm, responsible for parsing all phone calls made to emergency services in the western hemisphere.

   Site-15

   Location: Santa Clara Valley, California, USA

   Site-15 is a Foundation facility specialising in the containment and study of electric, electronic, and computer-based anomalies, within a building designed to blend in amongst the civilian tech companies of Silicon Valley. The storage and containment wings of Site-15 are electromagnetically isolated to prevent any interaction between anomalous electronics and the outside world. The Site also serves as the headquarters of the Foundation's IT department and Artificial Intelligence Applications Division (AIAD), managing Foundation databases and communications worldwide.

   ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-079 Euclid SCP-687 Safe SCP-719 Safe SCP-896 Safe SCP-1315 Safe SCP-1343 Euclid SCP-1900 Euclid SCP-2242 Euclid SCP-2543 Safe SCP-2698 Euclid SCP-3014 Safe Euclid SCP-3482 Euclid SCP-4072 Keter SCP-4645 Euclid SCP-5018 Euclid SCP-5094 Safe SCP-5241 Maksur SCP-6276 Null ◁ Notable incidents occurring in this facility:

   A Clean, Fast End
   AIAD Homescreen
       AI CLASSIFICATION GUIDE
       Project RUBY
       SCP-5241 - That Alien Message
       SCP-5841 - Digital Hydra
       Corruption
       A Symphony of Iron and Steel
       Internet Explorers
       FRAGMENTED/COMPILED
       Isolated, Efficient.
   Little Pleasures
   

   Site-17

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Site-17 is the second largest Foundation facility, primarily focused on the containment and study of low-risk humanoid entities, although the Site has additional capacities for the containment of inanimate objects, non-humanoid creatures, and higher risk anomalies. As per its main focus, Site-17's permanent staff includes a large number of medical and psychiatric professionals, to deal with the unique physical and psychological needs of both the contained anomalies and the on-site staff working in this challenging environment. ◁ Objects contained at this facility:

   Anomalous Humanoids ID Number Object Class SCP-030 Euclid SCP-073 Euclid SCP-091-ARC Euclid SCP-105 Safe SCP-108 Safe SCP-114 Euclid SCP-191 Safe SCP-196 Euclid/Keter SCP-208 Safe SCP-239 Keter SCP-343 Safe SCP-347 Euclid SCP-430 Euclid SCP-545 Euclid SCP-547-D Neutralized (Formerly Euclid) SCP-486 Safe SCP-600 Euclid SCP-637 Safe SCP-726 Euclid SCP-752 Keter SCP-890 Euclid SCP-893 Safe SCP-953 Keter SCP-1005 Safe SCP-1041 Euclid-alterius SCP-1058 Safe SCP-1203 Euclid SCP-1304-1 Euclid SCP-1500 Safe SCP-1805 Euclid SCP-1846 Euclid-exsequi SCP-1880 Safe SCP-1904 Euclid SCP-1915 Euclid SCP-1922 Euclid SCP-1952 Euclid SCP-2020 Euclid-exsequi SCP-2156 Euclid SCP-2230 Euclid SCP-2231 (formerly) Safe Neutralised SCP-2240 Euclid SCP-2247 Euclid SCP-2269 Euclid SCP-2273 Euclid SCP-2404 Euclid SCP-2422 Euclid SCP-2430 Euclid SCP-2486-A Euclid SCP-2552 Euclid SCP-2562 Euclid SCP-2586 Euclid SCP-2618-1 Euclid presumed Neutralized SCP-2724 Euclid SCP-2785 Euclid SCP-2842 Euclid SCP-2857 Euclid SCP-2978 Safe SCP-3009-C Safe SCP-3090 Euclid SCP-3217-A Keter SCP-3299 Euclid SCP-3307 Euclid SCP-3427 Euclid SCP-3503 Keter SCP-3619 Euclid SCP-3727 Euclid SCP-3887 Euclid SCP-4020 Euclid SCP-4051 Keter SCP-4055 Euclid SCP-4056 Euclid SCP-4168 Euclid SCP-4175 (formerly) Decommissioned SCP-4295-B Safe SCP-4415 Euclid SCP-4518 Euclid SCP-4579 Euclid SCP-4606 Thaumiel SCP-4624 Euclid SCP-4628 Euclid SCP-4726 Euclid SCP-4770 Euclid SCP-4818 Euclid SCP-4855 Euclid SCP-4864 Safe SCP-5047 Safe SCP-5083 Keter SCP-5207 Euclid SCP-5282 Euclid SCP-5286 Euclid SCP-5305 Euclid SCP-5467 Euclid SCP-5529-A Keter SCP-5535 Euclid SCP-5582 (formerly) Keter SCP-5700 Keter SCP-5715-1 Keter SCP-5752 Keter SCP-5864 Pending SCP-5912 Safe Father Utmost Importance SCP-6037 Safe SCP-6113-3 (formerly) Euclid SCP-6206 (formerly) Thaumiel SCP-6214 Neutralised SCP-6879 Euclid SCP-6899 Euclid

   Non-Humanoid Objects ID Number Object Class SCP-289 Safe SCP-408 Safe SCP-458 Safe SCP-640 Euclid SCP-705 Safe SCP-745 Euclid SCP-978 Safe SCP-1023 Safe SCP-1038 Safe SCP-1097 Euclid SCP-1539 Safe SCP-1696 Safe SCP-1757 Safe SCP-1780 Safe SCP-1789 Euclid SCP-1828 Safe SCP-1978 Safe SCP-2158 Safe SCP-2239 Euclid SCP-2246 Euclid SCP-2315 Euclid SCP-2318 Safe SCP-2343 Keter SCP-2356 Safe SCP-2402 Euclid SCP-2433-1 Euclid SCP-2471 Safe SCP-2476 Euclid SCP-2482 Safe SCP-2492 (formerly) Safe Neutralised SCP-2837-1 Safe SCP-3111 Euclid SCP-3223 Euclid SCP-3262 Safe SCP-3505 Safe SCP-3636 Euclid SCP-3962 Safe SCP-3992 Safe SCP-4462 Safe SCP-4563 Thaumiel SCP-4569 Safe SCP-4583 Euclid SCP-4642 Euclid SCP-4870 Euclid SCP-4886 Euclid Keter SCP-4966 Safe SCP-5059 Safe SCP-5087 Keter SCP-5160 Keter SCP-5183 Safe SCP-5337-1 Keter SCP-5529 Keter SCP-5591 Safe SCP-5603 Safe Pending SCP-5872 Safe SCP-5905 Safe SCP-6400 Safe ◁ Notable incidents occurring in this facility:

   A Jester's Tale
   Game Day (Incident 234-900-Tempest Night)
       Game Day, Phase 1: Secure (Series)
       Game Day, Phase 2: Contain
           Monitor Lizard Gone Viral (Series)
   Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki
   Halloween on 17th Street
   Prisoners (Series)
   Resurrection Canon
       Immediate Actions
       Girls' Night Out: Dressing Up
       Resurrection – New Faces
           Recruitment Drive
   Site-17 Deepwell Catalogue
       A Hymn For Pandora
       Automated Passive Amnestization System Ver. 17.09
       Somnambulant Directives Take The Helm
   Strangers of Site-17 (Series)
   The Time After Time Password
       Many Last Words
   The Gate Opens
   

   ◁ Not for reading while on-duty!

   Incident 239-Abridged
   Habil and Qabil
   SCP-2615-J
   

   Site-18

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Site-18 is a relatively small facility, primarily used for the storage and testing of anomalous objects. The Site also has a biological sector used for the containment of anomalous animals. Site-18 is not the Headquarters of the Department of Disinformation. ◁ Objects contained at this facility:

   Inanimate Objects ID Number Object Class SCP-697 Euclid SCP-1535 Safe SCP-1590 Euclid SCP-2182 Euclid SCP-2879 Safe SCP-1535 Safe

   Anomalous Animals ID Number Object Class SCP-1371 Safe SCP-1813 Safe SCP-2616 Safe SCP-3127 Euclid Keter SCP-5962 Euclid SCP-6294 Safe ◁ Notable incidents occurring in this facility:

   Changes at Site-18
   Father Of Lies
   The Queen of Site-18
   SCP-5371 - This Sculpture — The Originator
   SCP-6801 - The Promethean, The Mech, and the Omni Bot
   

   Site-19

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Site-19 is the largest and one of the most important Foundation facilities currently in operation, housing hundreds of Safe- and Euclid-class anomalies, some located within additional Facilities separate from the main Site. Site-19 also has dedicated laboratories for the processing and storage of Anomalous Items not warranting their own Special Containment Procedures. Site security is prioritized, since the danger of containment breaches is heightened by the large number of anomalous objects contained in one location. Despite these dangers, Site-19 staff are notorious for their casual approach to low-risk anomalies. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-010 Safe SCP-049 Euclid SCP-055 Keter SCP-063 Safe SCP-083-D Decommissioned SCP-092-B Safe SCP-101 Euclid SCP-105-B Safe SCP-107 Safe SCP-109 Euclid SCP-111 Safe SCP-112-ARC (formerly) Keter SCP-116 Euclid SCP-122 Keter SCP-131 Safe SCP-132-ARC Safe SCP-133 Safe SCP-135-D Euclid Decommissioned SCP-137 Euclid SCP-166 Euclid SCP-173 Euclid SCP-174 Safe Euclid SCP-199 Euclid SCP-223 Euclid SCP-232-ARC Euclid SCP-241 Safe SCP-251 Euclid SCP-263 Safe SCP-266 Euclid SCP-269 Safe SCP-286 Safe Euclid SCP-290 Safe SCP-295 Euclid SCP-297 Safe SCP-312 Euclid SCP-313 Safe SCP-348 Safe SCP-355 Euclid SCP-357 Safe Euclid SCP-361 Safe SCP-384 Safe SCP-387 Safe SCP-407 (formerly) Neutralized SCP-412 Safe SCP-451 Euclid SCP-460 Euclid SCP-465 Safe SCP-493 Safe SCP-523 Euclid SCP-527 Euclid SCP-572 Euclid SCP-576 Safe SCP-585 Safe SCP-588 Safe SCP-625 Euclid-flecto SCP-626 Safe SCP-657 Safe SCP-663 Euclid SCP-668 Euclid SCP-669 Safe SCP-683 Euclid SCP-708 Euclid SCP-721 Safe SCP-742 Keter SCP-744-ARC Keter/Neutralized SCP-786 Safe SCP-807 Euclid SCP-809 Safe SCP-812 Euclid SCP-819 Safe SCP-832 Safe SCP-833 Euclid SCP-842 Euclid SCP-877 Euclid Keter SCP-894 Safe SCP-903 Euclid SCP-914 Safe SCP-931 Safe SCP-935 Euclid SCP-971 Safe SCP-987-ARC Euclid SCP-991 Safe SCP-997 Safe SCP-1021-1 Safe SCP-1023-ARC Safe SCP-1035 Safe SCP-1037 Euclid (Formerly Safe) SCP-1079 Safe SCP-1123 Safe SCP-1187 Safe SCP-1137 Euclid SCP-1158 Euclid SCP-1187 Safe SCP-1198 Safe SCP-1208 Safe SCP-1258 Euclid SCP-1288 Safe SCP-1297 Keter SCP-1307 Safe SCP-1321 Safe Neutralized SCP-1326 Euclid SCP-1327 Safe SCP-1360 Euclid SCP-1376 Safe SCP-1379 Safe SCP-1394 Safe SCP-1398 Safe SCP-1401-EX Pending Explained SCP-1510 Safe SCP-1519 Safe SCP-1536 Euclid SCP-1650 Safe SCP-1687 Safe SCP-1711 Euclid SCP-1721 Safe SCP-1722 Safe SCP-1770 Euclid SCP-1772 Safe SCP-1804 Safe SCP-1806 Safe SCP-1814 Euclid SCP-1839 Safe SCP-1841-EX Euclid Neutralized Euclid Keter Explained SCP-1848 Euclid Safe SCP-1906 Euclid SCP-1930 Safe SCP-1934 Safe SCP-1991 Safe SCP-1997 Safe SCP-2036 Euclid SCP-2048-1 Euclid SCP-2107 Euclid SCP-2145 Euclid SCP-2216 Euclid SCP-2256 Euclid SCP-2283 Euclid SCP-2291 Euclid SCP-2294 Safe SCP-2332 Euclid SCP-2338 Euclid SCP-2343 Keter SCP-2364 Safe SCP-2373 Euclid SCP-2379 (Samples) Keter SCP-2396 Keter Euclid SCP-2435 Euclid SCP-2463 Safe SCP-2522 Euclid SCP-2533 Euclid SCP-2580 Euclid Safe SCP-2598 Safe SCP-2608 Safe SCP-2620 Euclid SCP-2626 Safe SCP-2637 Safe SCP-2801 Keter SCP-2826 Safe SCP-2848 Neutralised SCP-2860 Euclid (Formerly Safe) SCP-2885 Safe SCP-2900 Euclid SCP-2904 Safe SCP-2918 Safe SCP-2944 Safe SCP-2981 Safe SCP-2993 Safe SCP-3009-B Safe SCP-3022 Thaumiel SCP-3027 Euclid SCP-3037 Safe SCP-3107 Euclid SCP-3126 Euclid SCP-3148-1 Keter SCP-3152 Safe SCP-3162 Safe SCP-3163 Safe SCP-3238 Safe SCP-3246 Thaumiel SCP-3301 Safe SCP-3304 Euclid SCP-3346 Safe SCP-3364 Safe SCP-3412 Safe SCP-3424 Safe SCP-3449 Safe Euclid Keter SCP-3481 Safe SCP-3533 Safe SCP-3547-A Euclid Urgent Reclassification Required. SCP-3567 Safe SCP-3569 Safe SCP-3631 Euclid SCP-3650 Safe SCP-3653 Safe SCP-3665 Safe SCP-3671 Safe SCP-3693 Euclid SCP-3758-A Keter SCP-3860 Euclid SCP-3932 Keter 3991-Sample-1 Safe SCP-4057 Euclid SCP-4150 Keter SCP-4163 Keter SCP-4164 Safe SCP-4171 Euclid SCP-4206 Euclid (Partially Neutralized) SCP-4228 Keter SCP-4256 Thaumiel SCP-4308 Safe SCP-4317 Severe SCP-4384 Euclid SCP-4483 Euclid SCP-4490 Neutralised SCP-4497 Keter SCP-4513 Safe SCP-4586 Euclid Thaumiel SCP-4624 Euclid SCP-4682 Safe SCP-4714 Safe SCP-4771 Safe SCP-4816 Pending Safe Neutralised (Provisional) SCP-4955 Safe Mendax Decommissioned SCP-5003 Safe SCP-5055 Pending SCP-5289 Safe SCP-5127 Safe Euclid SCP-5236 Safe SCP-5371 Safe SCP-5376 Keter SCP-5399 Safe Euclid/Pending SCP-5436 Safe SCP-5518 Thaumiel SCP-5582 (formerly) Keter SCP-5696 Safe Neutralized SCP-5726 Keter SCP-5760 Safe SCP-5776 Keter SCP-5816 Safe SCP-5888 Euclid SCP-5913 Euclid SCP-5981-2 Euclid SCP-6092 Euclid SCP-6096 Keter SCP-6110 Neutralized SCP-6118 Euclid SCP-6121 (temporarily) Decommissioned SCP-6182 Neutralized SCP-6186 Euclid SCP-6322 Safe SCP-6333-2C-α Euclid SCP-6604-3 Safe SCP-6647 Safe SCP-6725 Euclid SCP-6740 Safe SCP-6761 Euclid SCP-6774 Safe SCP-6785-1 Euclid SCP-6817 Euclid SCP-6900-D Decommissioned SCP-6913 Keter SCP-6928 Euclid SCP-6929 Safe SCP-6974 Safe SCP-6985 Euclid SCP-7121 Keter ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Budget Cuts
   Classical Revival
   Duke 'till Dawn
   Conversations (Series)
   Going Home
   How 173 Got to Site-19
   How Site-19 Blew Up
   Security Breach Incident X23
   Kiryu Labs Hub
   Resurrection Canon
       Yesterday
       Job Opportunities
       Tinker Tailor Soldier Huntsman
       Resurrection: Old Foes Hub
           The Siege of Site-19
           Moose on the Loose
   SCP-4852 - Site-19 Goes South For The Winter!
   SCP-5647 - Chronos
   SCP-6776 - Reclamation
   SCP-6805 - Safehold
   SCP-7001 - Site-19
   Seven Days With Mr. Fish
   So It Was
   #StormSite19
   The Foundation is Broke
   The Happy Ending
   The Time After Time Password
       Many Last Words
   

   ◁ Not for reading while on-duty!

   A Site-19 Christmas Carol
   "A Tale Of Petty Revenge" or, "Dr. Cimmerian microwaves a slice of unwrapped Kraft American Singles in the Site-19 break room for two minutes"
   Chowderclef
   Containment Breach The Musical
   How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas!
   It's All True
   lolFoundation Hub Page
       Happy Birthday From Nobody
       New Kid on the Block
       No One Else Will Protect Us
       The Culprit Of The Cookie Caper
   MZL-1730 - What Happened to Site-19?
   SCP-055-J - Who Knows?
   SCP-065-J - Singing Cacti Amigos
   SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
   SCP-093-J - Failed Embezzlement Scheme
   SCP-100-J - A Steaming Pile of Shit
   SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
   SCP-231-J - 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh
   SCP-294-J - Genesis, Freshly Brewed
   SCP-496-J - Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
   SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
   SCP-723-J - Sad Roach
   SCP-990-J - Dream Dude
   SCP-1950-J - Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
   SCP-2029-J - Artificial Unintelligence
   SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
   SCP-4389-J - Can the Foundation do THIS?
   SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
   SCP-damej-J - damej robit
   SCP-Ducks-J - KILLER SALES AT SITE-19!!!
   SCP-WCPGW-J - You're Thinking Too Much
   The Halloween Breach
   Zyn: kaiju butterfly ninja master
   Zyn Says The F-Word
   

   Storage Site-23

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Site-23 is used to store inanimate objects, particularly those with anomalous metamorphic or transfiguring effects on biological entities. The Site also possesses facilities for anomalous animal research, and for the cryogenic containment of deceased or inactive anomalous entities. The Site is publicly known to be a biological research facility, although the exact nature of its work is carefully concealed. ◁ Objects contained at this facility:

   Inanimate Objects ID Number Object Class SCP-038 Safe SCP-113 Safe SCP-186 Euclid SCP-205 Euclid SCP-228 Safe SCP-324 Safe SCP-365 Euclid SCP-385 Safe SCP-525 Euclid SCP-528 Euclid SCP-551 Safe SCP-674 Safe SCP-785-2 Keter SCP-1066 Safe SCP-1273 Safe Euclid SCP-1374 Keter SCP-1404 Safe SCP-1445 Safe SCP-1473 Safe SCP-1484 Euclid SCP-1538 Euclid SCP-1564 Euclid-numen SCP-1575 Safe SCP-1597 Euclid SCP-1667 Euclid SCP-1704 Euclid-numen SCP-1705 Safe SCP-1731 Safe SCP-1807 Euclid SCP-1840 Safe SCP-1902 Euclid-numen SCP-1970 Safe SCP-2137 Euclid Keter Thaumiel SCP-2488 Neutralized Safe SCP-3634 Safe SCP-3866 Safe SCP-4110-1 Euclid SCP-4193 Safe SCP-4509 Safe SCP-4566 Euclid SCP-4828 Euclid SCP-5275 Thaumiel Keter SCP-5567 Safe SCP-5604 Safe SCP-5701 Safe SCP-6482 Neutralized

   Within Cryogenic Containment ID Number Object Class SCP-356 Neutralized SCP-1377 Euclid SCP-1517 Euclid SCP-1610 Euclid SCP-1657 Euclid SCP-2888 Euclid SCP-3578 Safe Neutralized

   Animals ID Number Object Class SCP-410 Safe SCP-1166 Safe SCP-2619 Euclid SCP-3718 Keter SCP-5582 (formerly) Keter

   Humanoids (Relocated from Site-55 due to SCP-3085) ID Number Object Class SCP-1487 Euclid SCP-2098 Keter SCP-2054 Keter ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   04/23/87
   Pan-Wotcher
   The Long Con
   

   Containment Site-28

   Location: SoHo neighborhood, New York City, New York, USA

   Site-28 was initially established to contain SCP-602 within a former apartment building. Since then, it has expanded into a containment facility specializing in anomalous artwork and artifacts, all while maintaining the appearance of an ordinary apartment building with commercial space at street level. Staff from Site-28 have also assisted in the containment of other New York anomalies such as SCP-2409 and SCP-4198, and with monitoring the Backdoor Soho extradimensional Freeport. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-602 Safe SCP-1229 Safe SCP-1388 Safe SCP-2581 Euclid SCP-2816 Safe SCP-2890 Safe Euclid SCP-3084 Euclid SCP-3337 Safe SCP-3369 Euclid SCP-3407 Safe SCP-4986 Neutralized SCP-5042 Keter ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   To Sleep, Perchance to Dream
   The Subject of Ordinance
   

   Site-34

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Site-34 is the largest facility operated by the Spanish-speaking Branch of the Foundation. Serving as a regional hub for research and containment, the Site handles a wide variety of different anomalies, and also possesses administrative, manufacturing and medical facilities. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: Mainlist SCP objects ID Number Object Class SCP-4235 Safe SCP-4791 Neutralised SCP-5030 Euclid SCP-7162 Thaumiel Spanish (ES) Series SCP Objects ID Number Object Class SCP-ES-006 Safe SCP-ES-019 Safe SCP-ES-030 Safe SCP-ES-038 Euclid SCP-ES-054 Safe SCP-ES-059 Safe SCP-ES-071 Safe Euclid SCP-ES-100 Safe SCP-ES-107 Safe SCP-ES-112 Safe SCP-ES-132 Keter Thaumiel SCP-ES-234 Euclid SCP-ES-268 Safe SCP-ES-297 Keter ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   A Quiet Day at Site 34
   SCP-ES-260 - The Blue Eyes of Gea
   SCP-ES-252 - Third Grim Reaper: The Life of Death
   Time After Time Password
       Lost In The Translation
   

   ◁ Not for reading while on-duty!

   SCP-ES-101-J - The Hard-To-Open Container
   

   Site-36

   Location: Banaskantha District, Gujarat, Republic of India

   Constructed around SCP-1135 and disguised as a military base, this facility specialises in theological anomalies. The Site also functions as a regional command facility for personnel operating in the area, coordinating Foundation operations across India and supervising facilities such as Adjunct Site-2498. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-089 Euclid SCP-475 Safe SCP-550 Euclid SCP-831 Euclid SCP-1135 Euclid SCP-3507 (former weapon and armor) Thaumiel Neutralized SCP-3615 Keter SCP-3854 Safe SCP-4263 Euclid SCP-4475 Keter SCP-4824 Euclid SCP-4942 Euclid SCP-6333-2AF Euclid ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   The Moloch Mentality
   

   Site-38

   Location: Rural Tennessee, USA

   Site-38 is an inanimate object containment site, primarily focused on the study of Group of Interest Alpha-388, the "Alexylva University". The Site's inland location has proven advantageous for the Foundation's Astronomy Department, and the Site has been disguised as a civilian observatory. ◁ Objects contained at this facility:

   Related to the "Alexylva University" ID Number Object Class SCP-961 Euclid SCP-1080 Safe SCP-1081 Safe SCP-1083 Safe SCP-1546 Safe SCP-1998 Safe

   Other Objects ID Number Object Class SCP-373 Safe SCP-1082 Euclid SCP-1085 Euclid SCP-1086 Euclid SCP-1087 Safe SCP-1259 Safe SCP-1783 Safe SCP-1893 Euclid SCP-1963 Euclid SCP-2336-A8 Euclid Keter SCP-3531 Safe SCP-3046 Safe SCP-4720 Safe (formerly Euclid) ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Going In REDACTED
   Parable of the Wayward Prince (Incident KB-615) (Series)
   

   Site-41

   Location: Central Colorado, USA

   Site-41 serves as the headquarters of the Antimemetics Division, which investigates objects and concepts that are anomalously difficult to remember or communicate. Site-41 is used for training, research, and the containment of SCP objects that require experts in antimemes. A side-effect of its research is that Site-41 is often overlooked or forgotten, and so the "Site-41" designation has been mistakenly reused to refer to unfinished, abandoned or completely different facilities. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-θ' Keter SCP-3002 Safe SCP-3125 Keter SCP-5401 Keter ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Introductory Antimemetics
   Immemorial
   Numbers don't lie
   CASE COLOURLESS GREEN
   SCP-3787 - The Horse Meme
   

   Research and Containment Site-43

   Location: Ipperwash Provincial Park, Ontario, Canada

   Site-43 is situated one kilometre below sea level on the southeastern shore of Lake Huron, a Nexus of anomalous activity. The Site takes an unconventional approach to the containment of its low- to medium-risk anomalies, and also possesses research divisions arranged in a pseudoacademic structure and abatement refineries for esoteric substances.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Research and Containment Site-44

   Location: Essex, England, UK

   Site-44 is a large facility situated beneath Foulness Island. Used primarily for research, containment, and task force training, but also handling administrative work, being the lead site for the Foundation’s operations within and around Britain. The area is publicly known as Ministry of Defence land, allowing Foundation activities to proceed without much concern for public discovery. The Site is best known for its contributions to the cryptobiological sciences, hosting the headquarters of the Cryptozoology Division.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Research Site-45

   Location: Off-Shore, Western Australia

   OSWA Research Site-45 is an armed facility built beneath the Indian Ocean off the coast of Australia, with surface-level facilities disguised as an oil rig. The Site is used to conduct the research and containment of anomalous objects under armed guard and well away from a civilian populace. Site-45 also serves as a staging point for MTF operations within the Pacific and Indian Oceans.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Site-45-2

   Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, USA

   The American Site-45 was established as a provisional measure to contain an abnormally high number of anomalous events in the Las Vegas district. The Site specialises in anomalies relating to religion and mythology, and consults on offsite anomalies such as SCP-2988 and SCP-3998. The Site itself consists of three connected structures - an office building within city limits (Site-45-A), a newer facility disguised as a private mental care institution (Site-45-B) and a subterranean research facility (Site-45-C). ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-1619 Euclid SCP-1903 Euclid SCP-1913 Euclid SCP-2746 Euclid SCP-2792 Euclid SCP-2999 Euclid SCP-6167 Apollyon ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Interview PH-SC-TAN-45-1903
   

   Site-54

   Location: Leipzig, Saxony, Germany

   Site-54 is a containment facility located in, around, and underneath the city of Leipzig. Specialising in the containment of those anomalies deemed "partially uncontainable", the Site's staff are heavily armed, highly trained, and permanently on edge. Featuring an extensive rapid-response vehicle hangar (with transport both normal and anomalous) and a wide array of holding cells, Site-54 is generally considered to be the Foundation site both best-prepared for the worst to happen, and the location at which said worst is most likely to occur. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-265 Euclid SCP-724 Safe SCP-907 Safe SCP-1052 (formerly) Safe SCP-1911 Euclid SCP-2302 Euclid SCP-2668 Euclid Safe SCP-2790 BFF SCP-2856 Safe SCP-3617 Safe SCP-3663 Euclid Keter SCP-3862 Euclid SCP-4417 Safe SCP-4786 Keter SCP-4856 Keter SCP-5151 Keter SCP-5667 Keter SCP-6528 Keter

   ite-55

   Location: Boston, Massachusetts, USA

   Site-55 is the centre of the Foundation's research into Groups of Interest, lead by Dr. Jay Everwood. The Site's proximity to the extradimensional Wonder World!™ Location of Interest means that the Site is involved in the containment of a large number of Dr Wondertainment products, in addition to various objects with known or suspected ties to other organisations. The exterior of the Site is disguised as a food cannery, and it operates as one during daytime hours. ◁ Objects contained at this facility:

   Related to "Dr Wondertainment" ID Number Object Class SCP-629 N/A SCP-2983 Euclid SCP-4046 Safe SCP-5057 Keter SCP-6057 Keter

   Other Objects ID Number Object Class SCP-726-EX Explained SCP-1626 Safe-impetus SCP-1974-EX Safe Explained SCP-2597 Safe SCP-3016 Euclid SCP-3085 Keter SCP-3709 Safe SCP-3803 Safe SCP-3923 Euclid SCP-4432 Euclid SCP-5323 Euclid SCP-6161 Safe SCP-6235 Euclid RAISA-6147 Safe (Likely designation) SCP-7602 Pending ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Spread the Word
   

   Site-56

   Location: Black Rock Desert, Nevada, USA

   Established in May 1972, Site-56 was intended to serve as the base of operations for the enactment of the Kraken Protocol within the American Southwest. Over time, Site-56 took on increasing responsibilities, eventually transitioning into one of the largest containment and administration sites in the US, responsible for select offsite anomalies such as SCP-5994 and SCP-5952. However, recent Overwatch audits suggest its expansion has surpassed its budgetary and logistical limitations, and personnel frequently cite its "labyrinthine" structure as a detriment to day-to-day operations. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-1285 Safe SCP-1339 Safe SCP-1769 Keter SCP-2007-12 Keter SCP-2670 Euclid SCP-3944 Safe SCP-4219 Thaumiel SCP-4495 Keter SCP-4618 Euclid SCP-4747 Euclid SCP-4969 Keter SCP-5381 Euclid SCP-5444 Euclid SCP-7404 Neutralized ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   The Trashfire
       The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order
   SCP-2304 - "Like This Image To Die Instantly"
   SCP-3987 - Purifying Exclamation
   

   ◁ Not for reading while on-duty!

   SCP-3472-J - In time, you will come to hate me.

   Containment and Anomalous Relations Site-58

   Location: Nanticoke, Pennsylvania, USA

   Site-58 is the Foundation's premier site for sapient humanoid and zoological anomalies. Its approach to containment is viewed as nontraditional, aiming for humane containment via direct communication and negotiation with contained anomalies. As a result anomalies are granted a level of freedom on site, allowed privileges within reason.

   Site-58 is also one of the Foundation's only publicly accessible sites, having the cover story of a public therapy practice. As a result, the citizens of Nanticoke are given mild exposure to low-risk anomalies, with the Foundation believing that one day these anomalies will be permitted to live free.

   Dimensional Site-62

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Formerly Provisional Site-62, this facility was built around and within SCP-004. The facility was eventually expanded to house other objects requiring high-security Dimensional Containment, back up critical Foundation data, and provide an external reference point for detecting and reporting reality shifts. ◁ Objects contained at this facility:

   Objects in Dimensional Containment ID Number Object Class SCP-579 Keter SCP-2414 Euclid SCP-2608 Safe ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   An Internal Memo Regarding a Theft
   SCP-2082 - Elephas cryophilus
   SCP-3201 - well, it was low-entropy while it lasted.
   SCP-3557 - CK or OK?
   

   Storage Site-64

   Location: Forest Park, northwest Portland, Oregon, USA

   Located approximately 0.5 km underground, Site-64 is a low to medium-security storage facility. It primarily houses anomalous art and paratechnology confiscated from various groups operating in Oregon, with a particular focus on the Three Portlands Free Port and the Boring Nexus. This has resulted in many collaborations with the Unusual Incidents Unit of the FBI and with the Boring-based Wilson's Wildlife Solutions.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Site-65

   Location: Saskatchewan, Canada

   Site-65 is located in the prairie fields north of Saskatoon, a scenic location chosen for its isolation and vast flat area. The Site operates as a cement factory, and forms the SCP Foundation Saskatchewan Operational Region along with Site-177 and Site-AE7. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-5027 Euclid SCP-5068 Safe SCP-5118 Euclid SCP-5839 Thaumiel Neutralized SCP-6399 Thaumiel

   For further information, see the official orientation pamphlet.

   Biological Containment Site-66

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Originally built as Provisional Site-66 around SCP-1479, Bio-Site-66 has been built in and around a former coal-fired power plant, expanding the facility to contain and research a wide variety of biological and organic anomalies. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-013 Safe SCP-060 Keter SCP-366 Euclid SCP-478 Euclid SCP-569 Euclid SCP-646 Euclid SCP-746 Euclid SCP-799 Euclid SCP-806 Safe SCP-886 Safe SCP-1429 Euclid SCP-1479 Euclid SCP-1512-EX Safe Explained SCP-1579 Safe SCP-1779 Euclid SCP-1912 Euclid SCP-1929 Euclid SCP-2113 Safe SCP-2196 Safe SCP-2245 Euclid SCP-2289 Euclid SCP-2292 Euclid SCP-2389 Keter SCP-2404-2 Euclid SCP-2517 Euclid SCP-2840 Euclid SCP-2912 Safe Neutralized SCP-3121 Safe SCP-3102 Euclid SCP-3156 Safe SCP-3215 Euclid SCP-3421 Euclid SCP-3441 Safe SCP-3571 Euclid SCP-3818 Euclid SCP-3877-2 Euclid SCP-3904 Safe SCP-3966 Keter SCP-4167 Keter SCP-4225 Euclid SCP-4292 Safe SCP-4409 Safe SCP-4653 Safe SCP-5073 Euclid SCP-5517 Euclid SCP-5522 Keter SCP-5582 (formerly) Keter SCP-5625 Keter SCP-6118 (formerly) Euclid ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Tasers & Thermite
   

   Site-73

   Location: Texas, USA

   Site-73 is a facility within a converted office building, designed for the containment and study of inert, Safe-class, or otherwise benign anomalous objects, including the analysis and storage of deceased specimens. The Site also manages satellite facilities such as Storage Location 73-E. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-232 Safe SCP-252-EX (formerly) Safe Explained SCP-667-2 (remains) Keter SCP-696 (formerly) Neutralized (formerly Safe) SCP-865 Safe SCP-1454 Safe SCP-1156 Safe SCP-1176 Euclid SCP-1365 Safe SCP-1390 Euclid SCP-1756 Safe SCP-1520 Safe SCP-1852 Safe SCP-2138 Safe SCP-2139 Euclid SCP-2228 Safe SCP-2262 Safe SCP-2276/3 Keter SCP-2366 Safe SCP-2388 Safe SCP-2658 Safe SCP-2749 Safe SCP-3058 Safe SCP-3148 Safe SCP-3285 Safe SCP-3345 Safe SCP-3450 Safe SCP-3605 Safe SCP-3796 Safe SCP-3819 Safe SCP-3857 Safe SCP-4387 Safe SCP-4727 Safe SCP-4745 Safe SCP-4896 Safe SCP-5163 Safe SCP-5315 Safe SCP-5447 Euclid (formerly Safe) SCP-5733 Safe SCP-5739 Neutralized SCP-5819 Safe SCP-5836 Safe SCP-6035 Safe Neutralized SCP-6195 Eparch SCP-6612 Pending Neutralized SCP-6843 Safe ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Dr. Robinson's Statement
   

   Reliquary Research and Containment Site-76

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Site-76 is a major containment site located in the United States of America, housing a large number of anomalous objects presumed to be man-made. The Site is one of the oldest American facilities still in operation, located within former US government buildings. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-140 Keter SCP-141 Safe SCP-180 Euclid SCP-235 Safe SCP-256 Euclid SCP-281 Safe SCP-341 Safe SCP-680 Safe SCP-1024 Safe SCP-1068 Safe SCP-1426 Safe SCP-1558 Safe SCP-1634 Safe SCP-1883 Euclid SCP-1939 Euclid SCP-1939 Safe SCP-1954 Safe SCP-1971 Safe SCP-2061 Safe SCP-2220 Safe SCP-2446 Keter SCP-2618 Safe SCP-2824 Safe SCP-2867 Keter SCP-3110 Euclid SCP-3189 (in satellite Site-76-F) Euclid SCP-3277 Euclid SCP-3315 Safe SCP-3549 Safe SCP-3784 Safe SCP-4060 Safe SCP-4099 Safe SCP-4061 Euclid Neutralised Safe SCP-4108 (remains) Safe SCP-4229 Euclid SCP-4412 Safe SCP-4581 Safe SCP-4688 Safe SCP-4836 Safe SCP-5026 Safe SCP-5490 Safe SCP-6944 Keter SCP-7720 Euclid ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Audio of War
   

   Storage Site-77

   Location: L'Aquila, Abruzzo, Southern Italy

   One of the Foundation's largest storage facilities, Site-77 was initially built in 1924 in southern Italy and served as an Italian containment facility until the second World War, when it was damaged by Allied bombing and subsequently destroyed by a containment breach. Site-77 was taken over by the Foundation and rebuilt in 1944.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Site-78

   Location: Chugwater, Wyoming, USA Site Description: Site-78 is a Research and Development facility located in the rural town of Chugwater, where the anomalous is just a part of everyday life. The Site's R&D efforts are focused on cataloging the town's oddities as well as the containment, monitoring, and investigation into the Set of Nine; a series of anomalous books believed to be capable of creating a CK-Class Reality Restructuring Scenario.

   Research Site-79

   Location: Tokushima, Japan

   Site-79 is a facility constructed outside the Yumegēmu Nexus, a location with anomalous properties themed around video games, logic puzzles, and dream logic. In addition to containing Nexus-58, the Site specialises in studying anomalies related to games, dreams, and the Oneiroi Collective.

   Nx-58: Yumegēmu ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-6722 Neutralized ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Bad End
   SCP-2117
   SCP-4683
   SCP-6221
   The Time After Time Password
       Ready or Not...
       ...Here I Come
   

   Research and Containment Site-81

   Location: Bloomington, Indiana

   Located beneath Lake Monroe, Site-81 is the primary hub for anomalous activity in the United States Midwest. Initially founded as an expeditionary site to monitor SCP-2812, Site-81 has since grown to become one of the largest sites in the region. Located within is the Foundation's Classifications Committee, as well as a massive Mobile Task Force deployment post.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Site-83

   Location: Lyndhurst, New Jersey

   Originally established as Provisional Site-83 for the containment of SCP-5967, Site-83 primarily houses Euclid and Safe class anomalies, and so has a more relaxed staff than other Foundation Sites. There are only a few Keter and Esoteric class anomalies contained within, under the jurisdiction of higher-clearance staff. Departments on Site include Nomenclative Research, Multiversal Cartography, and (at least in theory) the Theoretical Anomalies Department. ◁ Objects contained at this facility:

   Initially Documented at Site-83 ID Number Object Class SCP-3723 Euclid Decommissioned SCP-3873 Euclid SCP-5053 Euclid SCP-5262 Safe Neutralized Safe SCP-5498 Safe SCP-5629 Keter SCP-5874 Safe SCP-5876 Safe SCP-5918 Safe SCP-5978 Neutralized SCP-5980 Euclid SCP-6027 Safe SCP-6032 Neutralized SCP-6412 Keter SCP-6800 Thaumiel

   Transferred to Site-83 SCP-699 Euclid SCP-739 Euclid SCP-1129 Euclid SCP-1668 Safe-praedico SCP-1832 Euclid SCP-1905 Safe SCP-2633 Euclid SCP-4280 Safe ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   SCP-6801 - The Promethean, The Mech, and the Omni Bot
   

   Bio-Site-84

   Location: Northern Territory, Australia

   Bio Site-84 is a remote facility in the Australian Outback near the town of Alice Springs, used for the containment of anomalous animals, both native to Australia and imported in from other facilities. Despite being located in a desert, the facility is capable of simulating and sustaining more temperate habitats within underground containment chambers. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-1563 Safe Euclid SCP-2394 Euclid SCP-3419 Safe Keter ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   D-2000
   Tall, Pink and Fearsome
   

   Research Site-87

   Location: Douglas County, Wisconsin, USA

   Site-87 is a research site, established in September 1976 to oversee the containment of a minor anomaly in the town of Sloth's Pit (pop. 17,291 as of 2020). In that same month, researchers discovered that Sloth's Pit was a highly active Nexus, an inhabited zone with a high concentration of anomalous phenomena. Site-87's civilian front is S & C Plastics, and it possesses its own Task Force— Sigma-10, "The Sloth's Arm", for containment of anomalies within city limits. Citizens of Sloth's Pit are considered E-Class Personnel, and have knowledge of the Foundation insofar as a research organization is monitoring the town'. The primary goal of Site-87 is to research and catalog anomalies in Sloth's Pit, such as SCP-4040; however, it is also the headquarters of the Department of Multi-Universal Affairs, Pataphysics and Nexological Studies, as well as serving as a regional command for the Midwestern USA.

   A catalogue of incidents that have taken place at Site-87 and within the Sloth's Pit Nexus can be found in the "S&C Plastics" Archive.

   Humanoid Containment Site-88

   Location: Central Baldwin County, Alabama, USA

   Site-88 houses many humanoid SCP objects, along with several high-value anomalous items, as well as serving as a base for Foundation operations throughout the Gulf Coast Region of the Southern United States. While research is not a primary focus of the Site, it has the capacity for it and has overseen many projects related to its occupants.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Xenobiological Research and Containment Site-91

   Location: Yorkshire, England, UK

   Established as Provisional Site-91 in 1986, shortly after the discovery of SCP-4612 in the substructure below a manor known as Eckhart House. The Site was fully commissioned by Overwatch command the following year and was expanded into a full containment facility, research lab and library focused on the containment and analysis of xenobiological specimens, with a secondary focus on the development of thaumaturgical countermeasures and containment of thaumaturgical artifacts. The Site serves as the primary station for MTF-Beta-777 (“Hecate’s Spear”).

   ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-3743 Euclid SCP-4612 Uncontained SCP-4712 Neutralized SCP-5079 Keter SCP-5512 Keter SCP-5612 Safe ◁ Other notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Hecatoncheires Cycle
   Resurrection: His Will Be Done
       A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Manor
   The Time After Time Password Hub
       Georgian Gothic
   

   Dimensional Research Site-98

   Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA

   Site-98 develops and innovates the bleeding-edge technologies that enable the Foundation to contain, analyze, and research various anomalous threats endangering the world, all behind the front of NASA research. Site-98 is often considered to be the Foundation's most technologically-advanced research facility.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Biological Containment Site-103

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Site-103 possesses extensive facilities for the containment and research of plant and plant-based anomalies, and also serves as the base of operations for MTF-Theta-4, "The Gardeners". This sprawling complex of glasshouses and laboratories has been disguised as an institute for research into non-anomalous plants. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-392 Safe SCP-757 Safe SCP-822 Euclid SCP-1001 Euclid SCP-1785 Safe SCP-2189 Safe Euclid Keter SCP-2393 Euclid SCP-2941 Euclid SCP-3028 Safe SCP-3342 Safe SCP-3535 Euclid SCP-3552 Safe SCP-3694 Keter SCP-3778 Keter SCP-4277 Safe SCP-4665 Euclid SCP-5387 Euclid SCP-5593 Safe SCP-6288 Euclid SCP-6896 Euclid ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Just A Formality
   

   Biological Research Site-104

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Formerly Provisional Site-104, this facility covers an area of more than 10 km, operating under the guise of a wildlife preserve for endangered species. The Site focuses on the containment and study of biological anomalies too large or too numerous to be contained in conventional facilities, although a number of greenhouses and indoor enclosures have been constructed within its perimeter to hold smaller anomalous organisms. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-628 Euclid SCP-936 Euclid SCP-1104 Keter SCP-1569 Euclid SCP-2532 Keter SCP-2977 Euclid SCP-3076 Euclid SCP-3233 Euclid Keter SCP-3378 Keter SCP-3391 Euclid/Thaumiel SCP-3524 Euclid SCP-4108 Safe SCP-4968 Euclid SCP-5408-A (remaining fragments) Neutralised SCP-6299 Euclid ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   The Suicide Of Dr. Daniel F[REDACTED]
   

   Storage and Surveillance Site-106

   Location: Southern Miami, Florida, USA

   Site-106 consists of several facilities. The primary building serves as the logistical base and headquarters of the Department of Procurement & Liquidation, which specializes in acquiring and containing anomalous items through semi-legitimate financial means, including the purchasing of individual objects and corporate entities. The rest of Site-106 is made up of containment warehouses for the items acquired, as well as a storehouse for its Anomalous Item Request program. Anomalies contained at Site-106 range from "cursed items" procured at estate sales, to the remnants of an occult corporation, to the assets of a bank intimately tied with the more anomalous aspects of Florida.

   Containment Site-118

   Location: Senoran Desert, Arizona, USA

   Built from a hunted and quartered labyrinth, Site-118 specializes in the containment of ontokinetic, phobologic and nomenclative anomalies, focusing on Keter-Class objects and entities. Although not going as far as other Sites, containment at Site-118 relies on the facility's labyrinthine layout, as well as interactions between multiple anomalies to achieve mutual containment.

   The Site has been increasingly focused on the Fae, particularly their "Cycle of Seasons". Due to the critical nomenclative situation at Site-118, personnel are advised not to discuss the Site until fully briefed.

   Since Site-118 is focused on the containment of Blackbox anomalies, many remain unlisted in the Secure Facility Dossier.

   Cyberanomalous Containment and Research Site-119

   Location: Mound City, Kansas, USA

   Site-119 is the Foundation's epicenter for cyberanomalous objects and other digital phenomenon across the world. While intended to operate in tandem with Site-15 and other similar facilities for cyberanomalous containment and IT-related management, Site-119 has been uniquely equipped with significantly more advanced computational capabilities due to its importance in top secret projects and the Foundation's existing network infrastructure. Among such projects includes Project SIMULACRUM, a long-term Foundation initiative intended to virtually simulate and fully migrate the physical world into digital cyberspace. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-643 Safe Keter TATTLETALE Uncontained SCP-3476 Safe SCP-4523 Thaumiel SCP-6200 Irrelevant SCP-7766 Pending ◁ Notable incidents occurring in this facility:

   Danimals
   Inadvertent Neolinguistics
   

   Research and Reliquary Dimensional Containment Site-120

   Location: Częstochowa, Silesian Voivodeship, Poland

   Built atop SCP-5292, Site-120 specializes in thaumaturgic, ontokinetic, and theological anomalies, utilizing unconventional methods to contain them. One of the few Sites actively encouraging the usage of the anomalous, it acts as the main observation point for the Free Port of Esterberg. During numerous years in operation, Site-120 has been noted to be among the most loyal Sites to the Foundation-wide rehabilitation program, in accordance with Directive Alpha/1911.

   Objects contained at this Facility are listed in its Secure Facility Dossier.

   Site-169

   Location: Yavapai County, Arizona, USA

   Site-169 is home to the Foundation’s only dedicated facilities for recreational activity. Overseen by the Anomalous Entity Engagement Division, anomalies are given temporary or extended stays at Site-169 as part of corrective procedures or positive reinforcement. Site-169 has successfully hosted a variety of recreational events since its establishment in 1986, including yearly birthday parties, multiple Dungeons & Dragons campaigns, and the infamous Star Wars Viewing Party of 2011.

   Site-184

   Location: Nova Scotia, Canada

   Disguised as a shipyard and naval research facility, Site-184 serves two purposes simultaneously. As the main Research & Containment Site on the east coast of Canada, the Site hosts cutting-edge facilities such as the Applied Metaphysics Research Laboratories, innovative Aquatic Anomalies facilities, and an Anomalous Art & Artefacts wing, in addition to supervising several satellite sites such as Mobile Site-184/A. As the primary command center and shipyard for the Foundation’s naval presence in the North-West Atlantic, the Site oversees ocean-based Search & Rescue, Salvage, Anomaly Containment, Force Projection, and Research operations. The responsibility for balancing these two (at times conflicting) structural frameworks currently falls on Site Director Barrett.

   Site-228

   Location: Hungary

   Site-228 is a major Central European containment facility, one of the first Foundation facilities to be located in Hungary. It was originally designed for humanoid containment, but following modernization, it is now also capable of containing sapient non-humanoid entities. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-4791 Euclid SCP-5083 (5 instances) Keter SCP-5287 Euclid SCP-5564 Euclid SCP-5576 Euclid SCP-5652 Euclid SCP-5826 Safe SCP-6782 Euclid SCP-6868 Safe SCP-7211 Euclid SCP-7799-3 Euclid ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   The Time After Time Password
       Many Last Words
   

   Site-234

   Location: Outside Birmingham, Alabama

   Site-234 is the Foundation's center for the containment of Microbiological and Biochemical anomalies, disguised as pharmaceutical research laboratories. One of the Foundation's youngest facilities, constructed in the fall of 1983, and also one of the largest, containing more than 200 anomalies, housing 1000 personnel on site, and employing another 8000 that commute in from the surrounding area. To enable biohazardous anomalies to be safely studied, the facility possesses laboratories built to various Biosafety Levels, including laboratories built to BSL-4 standards, allowing even the most infectious anomalous pathogens to be safely studied. The Site also serves as the base of operations for MTF-Chi-7, the "Plague Tamers". ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-2376 Euclid SCP-2381 Keter SCP-2431 Safe SCP-2546 Keter SCP-3044 Euclid SCP-3056 Euclid SCP-6473 Safe ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   The Coming Nightmare
   SCP-6009 - Powerhouse
   

   Site-246

   Location: Minnesota, USA

   Site-246 is located beneath Lake Superior and was the regional command site for the North American Great Lakes operations area until the establishment of Site-87. The Site was later reactivated to serve as the headquarters for MTF Delta-3 ("Solomon's Hand") as part of the Special Asset Task Force Program. After Delta-3 was disbanded following the loss of its primary special asset, Site-246 was downgraded once again and is now mainly used as a training center, submarine drydock, and underwater research facility.

   Site-300

   Location: Multiple:

   Upper Troposphere ("The Hub, Site-300-01")
   Northern Territory, Australia ("Site-300-12")
   Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia ("Site-300-14")
   

   Site-300 is the collective designation given to 3 facilities located across Asia and Oceania. While Site-300 mostly specializes in the creation and usage of anomalous weapons, its operations vary, as its unique features are useful for the transport of anomalies.

   It is the headquarters of the Department of Applied Thaumaturgy and is the Foundation's main hub for militaristic operations within Oceania.

   ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-5671 Keter SCP-6014 Keter SCP-6036 Euclid SCP-6175 Euclid SCP-6225 Pending SCP-6744 Safe SCP-6790 Safe SCP-7031 Keter

   Site-322

   Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

   Site-322 specializes in the containment of sapient anomalies, as well as monitoring select offsite anomalies. Its unique contribution to the Foundation is its Integration Program, inspired by the discoveries of SCP-5031, which employs anomalies for their various abilities should they be found useful to the Foundation. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-3837 Euclid SCP-5592 Euclid SCP-5595 Euclid SCP-5596 Keter SCP-5694 Keter SCP-6592 Safe SCP-6597 Euclid SCP-6594 N/A SCP-6598 Safe SCP-6833 Keter Safe SCP-6850 Euclid ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   The Time After Time Password
       Many Last Words
   Must one gumball machine put out every fire?
   

   Site-333

   Location: Atlantic City, New Jersey, USA.

   Despite numerous proposals for its dissolution, Site-333 remains a general-purpose, low-cost containment facility for low-risk, low-threat anomalies and pseudo-anomalous phenomena within Nexus-36: Atlantic City.

   Site-333 also holds a museum dedicated to the Jersey Devil and includes an additional tourist attraction in the form of a lighthouse offering a panoramic view of the Nexus. Tourist revenue from these attractions contributes the majority of Site-333's annual funding.

   Containment and Resource Site-400

   Location: Newcastle, Northern Ireland

   Overview: Established in 1918, Site-400 is a large-scale containment and resource production facility, located somewhere within the forested regions of Newcastle. Disguised as a private forestry research institute, Site-400 specializes in multiple fields of anomalous science, primarily paraastronomy, metafiction, and humanoid experimentation. Ironically, a large number of personnel stationed at Site-400 exhibits anomalous properties themselves, and possess their own SCP classification.

   While not official, it is widely accepted that Site-400 also acts as a location of expatriation, where other Foundation facilities may transport (or "deport") anomalous personnel, most frequently justified by the idea that they will "feel more comfortable with their own kind of people". ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-6232 Euclid SCP-6349 Euclid SCP-6641 Decommissioned SCP-6673 Pagnum SCP-6739 Anomalous SCP-7170 Euclid SCP-7321 Euclid SCP-7417 Euclid SCP-7520 Euclid SCP-7617 Euclid SCP-7742 Pagnum

   Site-418

   Location: Minecraft, multiple servers.

   Site-418, the Foundation's first (and currently only) virtual containment facility, is built within the popular video game Minecraft. It is responsible for containing anomalies that are difficult to contain in the real world, such as informational para-organisms, as well as monitoring organizations and anomalies of concern that exist within Minecraft and the surrounding community. Most containment, experimentation, and maintenance work at Site-418 is done by the Minecraft Division, a division of the Foundation that specializes in containment and research relating to Minecraft.

   Site-666

   Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, USA

   Site-666 is a large-scale research, containment, and staging site, publicly known as the Luxor Hotel and Casino. The Site lies within the anomalous hotspot of Undervegas, anchoring the Las Vegas Strip to baseline reality. The Site primarily deals with anomalies in the Las Vegas/Paradise region, but occasionally serves outlying areas. Due to its unique position, Site-666 heavily utilizes mutually-beneficial agreements with anomalies, including their employment, and other forms of "creative containment". ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-4661 Euclid SCP-5383 Keter SCP-5690 Safe SCP-7666 Keter ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   The Signing Of The Las Vegas Accords
   Saint Chloe (Series)
   What Happens in Undervegas
   SCP-6592 - The Biz Wiz Experience
   SCP-6607 - Infernal Revenue Service
   SCP-7773 - The Usual Demons
   

   Site-⌘

   Location: The Looped Square Symbol (⌘)

   Site-⌘ (otherwise known as SCP-⌘) was created by the Department of Surrealistics through unknown means (or vice versa) to serve as its base of operations and primary containment site.

   Site-⌘ is contained. Site-⌘ has breached containment. Site-⌘ has devoured the world.

   SCP-⌘ ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-5145 Euclid SCP-5310 Safe or Euclid? SCP-5763 Thaumiel SCP-6454 Starveling ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Inverted Swiss Cheese
   

   Extrasolar Site-Anvil

   Location: TRAPPIST-1e (Aachen)

   Extrasolar Site Anvil is the first permanent human outpost established outside of the Solar System, located 39 light years from Earth in the TRAPPIST-1 star system. Site Anvil was established by the Damocles Initiative to serve as a starship staging point, and to ensure the continued survival of the human species even if planet Earth is destroyed.

5. #5

   Keys: Area List

   Armed Reliquary and Containment Area-02

   Location: [DATA REDACTED]

   Area-02 is a remote facility whose primary purpose is to contain highly dangerous, hostile, or otherwise hazardous anomalies, including multiple Keter-class objects. In addition to a battalion-strength security detachment, Area-02 is also equipped with multiple nuclear fail-safes as a final option in the case of a catastrophic breach or loss of containment. This facility is heavily involved with the Foundation's ongoing engagement with a resurgent Sarkic Empire. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-122 Keter SCP-743 Keter SCP-2004 Keter SCP-2834-1 Euclid SCP-3911 Keter SCP-5984 (once secured) Keter

   Area-09

   Location: Great Basin Desert, Central Nevada, USA

   Area-09 is a facility located just outside the small reservation community of Duckwater. This remote facility serves as the headquarters for the Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority (ETTRA), the Foundation department responsible for finding innovative solutions to the threats posed by hostile Groups of Interest. ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Manor
   A Study in Cinnabar
   Old Faces, New Foes
   SCP-5883
   SCP-6221
   The Time After Time Password Hub
       /Under
       Whack-a-Mole
   

   Biological Research Area-12

   Location: [REDACTED PER SITUATIONAL CLEARANCE], West Virginia, United States.

   Serving as the Foundation's premier parabiological research facility, Area-12 manages many satellite installations across one of the largest areas of land currently under Foundation control.

   Hidden behind the guise of the United States Federal Radio Quiet Zone, the land was sought for its extensive real estate, pure creation & purpose, relatively remote location, and sparse inhabitation; ensuring the secrecy of the primary mountain facility and the safety of the general public in the event that one of the facility's many (seemingly overabundant) contingencies must be utilized.

   Area-12 contains mostly Low-to-Medium Risk, Safe & Euclid-class anomalies, preferring only to keep High Risk, Keter-class objects when absolutely necessary for relevant research projects. ◁ Objects contained at this facility:

   Biological Research Area-12 ID Number Object Class SCP-017 Keter SCP-020 Keter SCP-038 Safe SCP-041 Safe SCP-143 Euclid SCP-153 Euclid SCP-158 Euclid SCP-171 Euclid SCP-202 Safe SCP-214 Euclid SCP-542 Euclid SCP-811 Euclid SCP-840 Euclid SCP-939-101 Keter SCP-1105 Safe SCP-1116-7 Euclid SCP-1284 Euclid SCP-1542 Euclid SCP-1791 Euclid SCP-2029 Euclid (Undergoing Neutralization) SCP-2184 (samples) Euclid SCP-2280 Euclid SCP-2608 Safe SCP-2700-EX Keter Explained SCP-3003-1 and -2 (samples) Keter SCP-4238 Euclid SCP-5405 (offsite facility) Euclid SCP-6049 Euclid SCP-6118 (formerly) and -B (samples) Euclid

   Area-12 Parazoology Wing ID Number Object Class SCP-2225 Euclid SCP-2514 Euclid SCP-2584 Safe SCP-2282 (formerly) Neutralized (Formerly Euclid) SCP-2576 Euclid SCP-2633 Euclid SCP-2779 Safe SCP-2829 Euclid SCP-2895 Euclid SCP-2974 Safe SCP-3168 Safe SCP-3247 Euclid SCP-3950 Euclid SCP-4126 Safe SCP-5430 Safe SCP-6357 (formerly) Keter (Da'as Elyon) SCP-6487 Euclid SCP-6551 Euclid SCP-1551-EX Explained ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Shadow of a Doubt
   Digging up the Past
   

   Armed Biological Containment Area-14

   Location: Ruby Mountains, Nevada, USA

   Area-14 is a dedicated facility for the containment of large-scale, dangerous, and/or hostile anomalous entities, and is staffed with a regiment-strength security detachment, equipped with heavy weapons, armored vehicles, and air support. The facility, officially off-limits to the public and designated as a military firing range, serves as the primary station of MTF Nu-7 (“Hammer Down”). ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-058 Keter SCP-082 Euclid SCP-165 Keter SCP-326 Euclid SCP-939 Keter SCP-940 Keter SCP-1801 Keter SCP-2068 Euclid Keter SCP-2480-1 Safe Keter Presumed Neutralized SCP-4820 Euclid SCP-5229 Safe ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Document 48116-88 ("Son of the Earth")
   

   Treatment Area-21

   Location: Vienna, Austria

   Located beneath a decommissioned chemical plant on the banks of the Danube River, Area-21 is the headquarters of the Foundation's think tank for the neutralization of esoteric effluence: the Acroamatic Abatement Group. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-6643 Gevurah SCP-6721 Khonsu ◁ Notable incidents occurring in this facility:

   Underture
   Aromantic Abatement
   Reproduction
   Drilling Down
   

   Reliquary Area-27

   Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

   Area-27 is an underground facility beneath the Saint Notre-Dame Cathedral Basilica. Area-27 serves as both the headquarters for the Department of Tactical Theology and as emergency quartering in the case of a large-scale K-Class Scenario. The site is also used to develop theological weaponry and to contain religiously-orientated anomalies.

   Objects contained at this facility:

   Contained On-Site ID Number Object Class SCP-5502 Pending SCP-5993 Thaumiel SCP-7967 Safe (Formerly Thaumiel) Contained Off-Site ID Number Object Class SCP-3310 Archon SCP-5349 Safe-Eparch Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   Many Last Words
   Prelude To Presents
   The Great Cult Escape
   Well Duty
   

   Lunar Area-32

   Location: Mare Imbrium, The Moon

   Consisting of several floors beneath the lunar surface, and built around the ninth destination point of SCP-120, Lunar Area-32 is a facility used to contain immobile anomalies present on the lunar surface, or for anomalies that are significantly less hazardous to contain outside of Earth’s atmosphere.

   Area-179

   Location: Pennsylvania, USA

   Formerly Provisional Containment Area-179, created for the containment of SCP-1179, Area-179 stores and researches recovered anomalous objects, and supervises nearby Sites such as Site-5076-1. ◁ Objects contained at this facility: ID Number Object Class SCP-1179 Keter SCP-5035 Safe SCP-5061 Safe SCP-5104 Safe SCP-5175 Safe SCP-5293 Euclid SCP-5466 Contained. Imperfect. Finished. Complete. SCP-5813 Neutralized (Formerly Keter) SCP-6062 Safe SCP-6504 Euclid SCP-6599 Keter SCP-6750 Safe SCP-6865 Keter SCP-6977 Safe ◁ Notable incidents occurring at this facility:

   SCP-5648 - DOCTOR ROCKEFELLER (ALWAYS WITH TEETH)
   

   Area-314

   Location: Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada

   Area-314 is a research, containment, and administrative facility, located a few hours out from Iqaluit, Nunavut. Originally an overbuilt warehouse in the frozen desert of northern Canada, Area-314 serves as the headquarters of the Accounting Department and is the hub for most research, development, and application of esoteric financial assets.

6. #6

   Keys: Foundation Departments

   The Foundation's mission is to Secure, Contain, and Protect. While unified behind these goals, achieving them requires a wide variety of approaches. This has necessitated the creation of numerous departments, each specializing in a specific task, discipline or field.

   Some of the more notable Departments are listed below, although it should be noted that these are not the only Departments, and a more comprehensive list can be found elsewhere.

   Administration

   O5 Council

   The O5 Council, also known as the Council of Overseers or Overwatch Command, is the highest authority within the SCP Foundation. The Council members have Level 5 Security Clearance, giving them unredacted access to the entire SCP database.

   While uninvolved in routine matters and deliberately separated from any contact with the anomalous, when O5 Council members do choose to intervene, their word is final. The exact number, identities, and roles of the O5 Council members is strictly classified.

   Ethics Committee

   While the O5 Council decides what is safe, the Ethics Committee determines what is ethical. Although the Foundation takes a pragmatic approach to moral quandaries, the Ethics Committee ensures that only necessary sacrifices are made and that the most ethical option is always chosen. Foundation personnel should be aware that the Ethics Committee is observing, evaluating, and passing judgement.

   Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration

   The Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (RAISA) is responsible for keeping the Foundation database secure and intact. RAISA controls access to classified information, deciding what to redact and what to reveal. RAISA also protects the database against intrusion and infiltration, and monitors inconsistencies in Foundation documentation to discern whether the cause is mundane or anomalous.

   Foundation employees may encounter notes from RAISA appended to SCP documentation, often signed by RAISA Director Maria Jones and providing context for the information that follows.

   Departments

   Alchemy Department

   The Alchemy Division of the Foundation's Department of Science is often dismissed as a relic or a curiosity by their colleagues in more mainstream disciplines. However, alchemy is not simply a primitive form of science. Alchemy is the field of study specialising in the manipulation of the Aetheric forces that form the basic elements of reality. When conventional science fails to explain an anomaly, it may be time to consult an Alchemist.

   Antimemetics Division

   Antimemes are ideas with self-censoring properties that discourage or prevent people from spreading them. The Antimemetics Division exists to research and contain anomalous antimemes. These concepts, objects, and entities threaten normalcy and endanger human life, but are almost impossible to record or even remember.

   Through careful observation, extensive training, and regular use of mind-altering mnestics, the Antimemetics Division is able to deal with the dangers that everyone else forgets.

   Artificial Intelligence Applications Division

   The Artificial Intelligence Applications Division (AIAD) of the Foundation's IT Department was created to develop, study, and utilise Artificial Intelligence. This includes containing or neutralising anomalous artificial intelligences, as well as creating Foundation-Aligned Artificially Intelligent Conscripts (.aic) to run Foundation Facilities and be deployed on field missions in digital space.

   Cryptozoology Division

   Initially created as a coalition between the Department of Parazoology and the Department of Mythology and Folkloristics, the Cryptozoology Division handles all cryptid-related anomalies that have fallen into the Foundation’s hands. With its primary HQ based in Site-44, the Division carries out field research, lab testing and containment of parafauna that have already become prevalent in their local area.

   Decommissioning Department

   Although the focus of the Foundation is on containment rather than destruction, there are anomalies that are too dangerous, unpredictable, or resource-intensive to be safely contained. When all else fails, the last resort is the Decommissioning Department.

   This Department reviews petitions to intentionally terminate anomalous objects, approving only those proposals deemed necessary and viable. The Decommissioning Department also provides expert advice on the most efficient ways to decommission anomalies, utilising humane methods while minimising collateral damage.

   Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority

   One of the Foundation's newer Departments, the Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority (ETTRA) specialises in identifying and responding to threats, coordinating emergency responses to events affecting multiple Foundation sites, or even the entire world. ETTRA is also involved in pre-emptive operations, resolving previously overlooked problems through the innovative use of anomalous assets.

   Fire Suppression Department

   The Fire Suppression Department looks out for the Foundation's most valuable resource: our staff and their wellbeing.

   The Fire Suppression Department is always looking for new recruits capable of fostering a safe and supportive working environment within Foundation Facilities.

   Department of Miscommunications

   The Department of Miscommunications (DoMC) specialises in anomalies that manipulate language or communication in ways that make them difficult to accurately describe and contain. Existing at the convergence of memetics, antimemetics, linguistics, and metaphysics, the Department has the unenviable task of writing Special Containment Procedures for some of the Foundation's most perplexing anomalies.

   Department of Mythology and Folkloristics

   The Department of Mythology and Folkloristics studies the role that the anomalous has played in the development of human culture, using this research to identify anomalies and advise on potential containment methods. The Department studies everything from ancient myths to urban legends, lost lands to restless spirits, ensuring that insights into the anomalous found in folklore are integrated into the Foundation's body of knowledge, rather than being ignored or forgotten.

   Pataphysics Department

   The Pataphysics Department (also spelled as 'Pataphysics) unites the fields of theoretical physics and literary analysis to study the extent to which reality itself is fictional. The department, operating out of Site-87 in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, is responsible for the containment of narrative anomalies, as well as a number of ambitious projects that exploit the nature of reality in service to the Foundation's mission.

   While the Pataphysics Department is as fictitious as the anomalies it contains, a compelling story can take on a life of its own.

   Department of Procurement and Liquidation

   Founded in 1979, the Department of Procurement and Liquidation exists to facilitate the purchase and disposal of anomalous objects and non-human entities through legitimate or semi-legitimate means. Although focusing on the acquisition, storage and (when appropriate) utilisation or destruction of anomalous items, the Department is also involved in the hostile takeover of corporations and financial institutions with connections to the anomalous.

   Operating internationally, the Department is headquartered in Site-106 in Miami, Florida.

   Department of Surrealistics

   We at the Department of Surrealistics are dedicated to the identification and containment of anomalies that cannot be understood with traditional logic/left-braining. It was founded on October 35th, 1491 by an intelligent swarm of blue swallowtail butterflies— and it’s all been downhill ever since, if you ask me.

   The Department of Surrealistics utilizes agnostics and up-brained thinking to better understand unreality. The Department of Surrealistics is headquartered in a meta-metaphysical space called Site-⌘. The Department of Surrealistics dreams of you.

   Please leave your preconceptions and teeth at the door.

   Department of Tactical Theology

   The Department of Tactical Theology is responsible for assisting in the capture, containment, and neutralization of theological anomalies. The Department is involved in the containment of anomalous items suspected to be holy relics and extranormal events believed to be miracles, and also deals with paranormal cults and Apex Tier Pluripotent Entities.

   Headquartered in Reliquary Area-27 but operating worldwide, the Department has a diverse staff of theologians, clerics, and sceptics, with subdepartments specialising in different religious traditions.

   Telecommunications Monitoring Office

   The Telecommunications Monitoring Office (TMO) handles the Foundation's worldwide analysis and processing of information gathered from telephone calls. This includes the routine surveillance of calls made to emergency services in Facilities like Site-14. Although aided by algorithms sensitive to key words, the majority of the TMO's work involves human operators screening thousands of mostly mundane calls for any evidence of anomalous involvement.

   Temporal Anomalies Department

   The Temporal Anomalies Department deals with retrocausal, temporal, and counter-historical anomalies. The department is apparently a small subdivision of Research and Containment Team Δt (RCT-Δt), an agency that exists outside of the normal Foundation command structure. At present the department has not yet been founded, which means that RCT-Δt operatives have difficulty getting their credentials recognised by other Departments.

   Department of Unreality

   [Department Name] handles a very specific subset of anomalous phenomena affecting [Relevant Information concerning the Department]

   [Additional detail]

7. #7

   Keys: Mobile Task Forces

   Mobile Task Forces (MTFs) are elite units comprised of personnel drawn from across the Foundation and are mobilized to deal with specific threats or situations that sometimes exceed the operational capacity or expertise of regular field personnel and — as their name suggests — may be relocated between facilities or locations as they are needed. Mobile Task Force personnel represent the "best of the best" of the Foundation.

   Mobile Task Forces vary greatly in size, composition, and purpose. A battalion-strength combat-oriented task force trained to deal with highly aggressive anomalous entities may consist of hundreds of troops plus support personnel, vehicles, and equipment and can be deployed in whole or in part to deal with threats across the globe. However, a Mobile Task Force can also be a small, specialized intelligence-gathering or investigative task force that may have fewer than a dozen personnel if that is deemed sufficient to accomplish their goals.

   While in the field, task force members often pose as emergency responders, local or federal law enforcement, or military personnel appropriate to the region in which they are operating. Mobile Task Force Commanders can also request the assistance of local field units or personnel stationed at nearby Foundation facilities in order to accomplish their missions.

   ORGANIZATION

   Each unit is fundamentally structured in a way that best suits their intended purpose. While combat-oriented task forces may closely follow military hierarchy and organization, smaller units may have an informal or otherwise esoteric chain of command. As such, the responsibilities of the Mobile Task Force Commander (MTFC) for each particular task force can vary greatly; the commander for a large task force might focus on maintaining multiple teams and deploying them as necessary to each assigned operation, whereas the commander of a small team might deploy with their team and direct the operation from on location.

   Similarly, the cohesion of each unit will vary as well. Some Mobile Task Forces consist of personnel who have trained and worked for many years or even decades together, whereas the personnel of a Mobile Task Force formed on a moment's notice to deal with a specific incident may know little more than each others' names and fields of expertise.

   CREATION

   Mobile Task Forces are typically commissioned as deemed necessary by the Foundation's Director of Task Forces, often with the direct approval of one or more O5 Council members. A significant number of Mobile Task Forces are created to deal with specific anomalies exhibiting traits that standard containment or response teams are unable to effectively counteract, though many were also created to pre-empt an emerging or theoretical threat.

   DEACTIVATION

   Mobile Task Forces created for the purpose of containing a particular anomaly are typically deactivated at the end of the recovery operation or when ongoing containment is deemed no longer necessary. Occasionally, such task forces remain operational if the expertise and experiences learned are considered useful for future incidents, but otherwise the task force will likely be disbanded and its personnel returned to their prior posts. Very rarely, a Mobile Task Force will also be disbanded if it suffers sufficient casualties to render it incapable of operation. In these cases, if the prior capability of that particular task force is deemed necessary, a new task force may be commissioned to replace it.

   Mobile Task Forces List

   MTF Alpha-1 (“Red Right Hand”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 is a task force that reports directly to the O5 Council and is used in situations that require the strictest operational security. The task force consists of the Foundation's best and most loyal operatives, and serves as the O5 Council's special operations unit. Further information regarding MTF Alpha-1 is classified Level 5.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-001: Dead Men
   SCP-001: MAMJUL & KORAR
   SCP-2271
   SCP-3434
   SCP-3499
   SCP-3741
   SCP-3791
   SCP-4470
   SCP-5008
   SCP-5105
   SCP-5920
   SCP-7001
   SCP-7760
   

   Action Reports:

   The High Court With The Magic Army
   Null Space
   Legerdemain
   Chaos Insurgency Hub
   Gate of Janus
   

   MTF Alpha-4 (“Pony Express”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Alpha-4 consists primarily of personnel trained to act as undercover employees and specialize in tracking, intercepting, and securing anomalous objects sent through postal and package delivery services worldwide.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-111
   SCP-130
   SCP-360
   SCP-2177
   SCP-2577
   SCP-2752
   SCP-3060
   SCP-3512
   SCP-3601
   SCP-4209
   SCP-5430
   

   MTF Alpha-9 (“Last Hope”)

   Task Force Mission: The reborn Omega-7. A Mobile Task Force explicitly intended to train and utilize humanoid SCP objects in the field.

   Utilizing Objects:

   SCP-073
   SCP-105
   SCP-1360
   SCP-1985
   SCP-2273
   SCP-2913
   SCP-2987
   SCP-4051
   SCP-4494
   SCP-4818
   SCP-5031
   

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-5025
   

   Action Reports:

   Resurrection Hub
   The Seed of an Idea
   Deals With The Devil
   The Wolves at the Door
   In Harm's Way
   Operation "Camp Granada"
   No Joke
   Getting Into Treble
   Calm
   The Siege of Site-19
   Resurrection: New Faces (Series)
   Resurrection: His Will Be Done (Series)
   Devil's Advocate (Series)
   

   MTF Beta-2 (“Bayou Boys”)

   Task Force Mission: Region-specific task force based in Louisiana. Trained to act in swamp/wetland environments.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-4421
   SCP-4476
   SCP-5038
   SCP-5138
   SCP-6500
   

   MTF Beta-4 (“Castaways”)

   Task Force Mission: MTF Beta-4 is a task force created with the sole purpose of assisting and monitoring GoI-466 (Wilson's Wildlife Solutions) in their interactions with local fauna-based anomalies.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3465
   SCP-3466
   SCP-3467
   SCP-3577
   SCP-3676
   SCP-3879
   

   MTF Beta-7 (“Maz Hatters”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Beta-7 specializes in the acquisition and containment of anomalies exhibiting extreme biological, chemical, or radiological hazards as well as the rapid containment and cleanup of areas affected by such anomalies. This includes the planning and deployment of contingencies for wide-area or pandemic spread of anomalous disease agents or other contagious phenomena.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-400
   SCP-550
   SCP-1280
   SCP-1393
   SCP-2133
   SCP-2376
   SCP-2438
   SCP-2810
   SCP-3016
   SCP-4771
   SCP-5397
   SCP-6118
   

   Action Reports:

   Operation "Camp Granada"
   A World's Legacy
   Lockdown Procedures
   

   MTF Beta-777 (“Hecate's Spear”)

   Task Force Mission: Specializes in thaumaturgical ritual analysis and countermeasures; including thaumaturgical combat. Based out of Site-91.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3743
   SCP-4612
   SCP-4712
   SCP-5079
   SCP-5512
   SCP-5626
   SCP-5923
   SCP-5957
   SCP-6094
   SCP-6364
   SCP-7602
   

   Action Reports:

   Project Hecatoncheires under Site-93 Director Varga:
       Rabban Hormizd Monastery - 3rd May, 1992
       Moscow, Russia - 11th June, 1993
       Extranormal Event #8832 - 3rd July, 1993
   Site-91 - Late 2021
   

   MTF Gamma-4 (“Blondebeard's Crew”)

   Task Force Mission: A five-man task force specialized in performing tasks in low to zero-gravity and vacuum environments. Based out of Lunar Area-32.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2493
   SCP-2651
   SCP-3609
   SCP-4293
   SCP-6981
   

   Action Reports:

   SCP-3301 Testing Log
   

   MTF Gamma-5 (“Red Herrings”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 specializes in preventing the dissemination of knowledge of anomalous events or phenomena in cases where initial suppression efforts have proven ineffective or insufficient, or in cases where such knowledge has already reached critical levels of public exposure. This includes the research and deployment of experimental amnestics as well as memory fabrication procedures.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-1086
   SCP-1110
   SCP-1460
   SCP-1532
   SCP-1548
   SCP-1570
   SCP-1618
   SCP-1670
   SCP-2105
   SCP-2342
   SCP-2631
   SCP-3339
   SCP-3666
   SCP-4039
   SCP-4160
   SCP-5060
   SCP-5479
   SCP-5916
   

   Action Reports:

   Project Heimdall - Prologue
   Bigger Than Jesus
   Himinbjoerg
   Lockdown Procedures
   

   MTF Gamma-6 (“Deep Feeders”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Gamma-6 specializes in the investigation and tracking of deep-sea or oceanic anomalies.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-169
   SCP-879
   SCP-1264
   SCP-1409
   SCP-2120
   SCP-2770
   SCP-2956
   SCP-3069
   SCP-5533
   SCP-6055
   

   Action Reports:

   Parting
   Interlude - Drift
   

   MTF Gamma-13 (“Asimov's Lawbringers”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Gamma-13 specializes in the investigation, tracking, and apprehension of anomalous objects, persons, and entities associated with GoI-1115 (Anderson Robotics). This includes identification of Anderson customers, location of Anderson products and conduction of raids on Anderson offices.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2306
   SCP-2806
   SCP-2906
   SCP-3560
   SCP-6660
   SCP-750-KO
   

   Action Reports:

   Anderson Robotics Hub
   SCP-3301 Testing Log
   All Hallows'
   The Elusive Anderson
   Austringers
   The Blackbird and the Falcon
   Assault on Site-64
   

   MTF Delta-5 (“Front Runners”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Delta-5 is comprised of multiple autonomous deep-cover cells specializing in the identification and pre-emptive acquisition of anomalous objects and entities of interest to other Groups of Interest.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-185
   SCP-472
   SCP-1139
   SCP-5071
   

   Action Reports:

   Hephaestus
   Peanuts
   

   MTF Epsilon-6 (“Village Idiots”)

   Task Force mission: Specializes in the investigation, containment, and subsequent cleanup of anomalies in rural and suburban environments.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2447
   SCP-2480
   SCP-2561
   SCP-2815
   SCP-3322
   SCP-3449
   SCP-3845
   Undefined
   SCP-4709
   SCP-4775
   SCP-5000
   SCP-5536
   SCP-5700
   SCP-5820
   SCP-5910
   SCP-6186
   SCP-6619
   SCP-6717
   

   MTF Epsilon-7 (“Forget Me Nots”)

   Task Force Mission: Undercover disruption of the research and development of mnestic drugs.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2111
   SCP-2828
   SCP-2358
   SCP-2438
   SCP-4144
   

   MTF Epsilon-9 (“Fire Eaters”)

   Task Force mission: Epsilon-9 specializes in the use of incendiary weaponry and operations in high-temperature environments.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-165
   SCP-262
   SCP-968
   SCP-2340
   SCP-3205
   SCP-4111
   

   MTF Epsilon-11 (“Nine-Tailed Fox”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 handles internal security for the SCP Foundation, under oversight by MTF Alpha-1. They are a special ops force deployed to Foundation Sites when standard protocols fail and multiple breaches are imminent. As such, most of their operations are classified.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2139
   SCP-2479
   SCP-3030
   SCP-4171
   SCP-4511
   SCP-5018
   SCP-5254
   

   Action Reports:

   Lockdown Procedures
   

   MTF Zeta-9 (“Mole Rats”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Zeta-9 specializes in the investigation, exploration, and containment of underground or enclosed areas exhibiting anomalous phenomena, particularly those with inconsistent topography or unstable spacetime.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-001: AMONI-RAM
   SCP-184
   SCP-455
   SCP-835
   SCP-1162
   SCP-1444
   SCP-1730
   SCP-2518
   SCP-2591
   SCP-2955
   SCP-3066
   SCP-3512
   SCP-3667
   SCP-5015
   SCP-5100
   SCP-5392
   SCP-5653
   SCP-5992
   SCP-6991
   

   Action Reports:

   Old Roots
   Animalia
   Experiment Log 914
   The Lockdown
   Himinbjoerg
   Lessons for Old Dogs
   The Last Good Man In The Foundation
   

   MTF Eta-4 (“Begone Thoth”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Eta-4 is a unit of intelligent SCP-3095-affected seabirds. Eta-4 specializes in information collection and analysis, complementary field research and support, and in extreme cases, airborne combat. The task force was ultimately charged with protecting humanity after the BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   EE-3570
   SCP-4688
   SCP-5106
   

   Action Reports:

   Team Bird Hub
   Join the Flock
   SPC-507
   The Sacred Djehuti
   Avian Anthology I
   Avian Anthology II
   

   MTF Eta-5 (“Jäeger Bombers”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Eta-5 is a rapid-response unit specializing in the tracking, capturing, and containment of Large-Scale Aggressors (entities over 30m in height). Deploys from, and detains LSAs within Dimensional-Site-172.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2764
   SCP-3534
   SCP-4315
   SCP-5391
   SCP-5514
   

   Action Reports:

   Anastasis Hub
   LTE-2712-Bosch
   Lockdown Procedures
   

   MTF Eta-10 (“See No Evil”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Eta-10 specializes in the investigation, acquisition, and initial containment of objects or entities exhibiting visual cognitohazards, visual memetic agents, or otherwise require indirect or alternative observation in order to safely handle.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-020
   SCP-125
   SCP-571
   SCP-904
   SCP-1561
   SCP-2136
   SCP-2140
   SCP-2155
   SCP-2828
   SCP-3393
   SCP-3519
   SCP-3597
   SCP-4149
   SCP-4550
   SCP-4600
   SCP-4879
   SCP-5052
   SCP-6178
   

   Action Reports:

   Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682
   SCP-1933-EX
   Lockdown Procedures
   SCP-V1L3-J
   

   MTF Eta-11 (“Savage Beasts”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Eta-11 specializes in the investigation, acquisition, and containment of auditory and musical anomalies, including any auditory cognitohazards or sound-based anomalous threats.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-1687
   SCP-1844
   SCP-2402
   SCP-2828
   SCP-3447
   SCP-3519
   SCP-4150
   SCP-4614
   

   Action Reports:

   A Convincing Lyre
   An Impenitent Thief
   Project Proposal 2014-2112: "Dreams of Failure"
   Pattern Breaker
   The Musical Suspects
   Counterpoint
   Lockdown Procedures
   

   MTF Eta-77 (“Spheres Within Spheres”)

   Task Force Mission: The Department of Tactical Theology's personalized operational unit, consisting of fifteen specialized members. All personnel in the task force have expertise in dealing with aggressive or threatening religion-related anomalies.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-4531
   SCP-5327
   SCP-5993
   SCP-6542
   SCP-6777
   

   MTF Theta-4 (“Gardeners”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Theta-4 specializes in the acquisition and containment of plant or plant-like anomalous objects and entities, especially fieldwork involving wide-spread infestations of such anomalies.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-628
   SCP-1147
   SCP-1255
   SCP-1262
   SCP-1717
   SCP-2108
   SCP-3215
   SCP-3421
   SCP-6880
   SCP-6896
   

   MTF Theta-5 (“The Bigger Boat”)

   Task Force Mission: Specializes in anomalies involving or threatening marine vehicles.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-1373
   SCP-1409
   SCP-1568
   SCP-2136
   SCP-2162
   SCP-3057
   SCP-3241
   SCP-4373
   SCP-7200
   

   MTF Theta-90 (“Angle Grinders”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Theta-90, the "Angle Grinders", specialize in operating in locations of anomalous topology/geometry and in securing anomalies connected with these kinds of spacetime distortions.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-1707
   SCP-2601
   SCP-3307
   SCP-4037
   SCP-4096
   SCP-4104
   

   Action Reports:

   Tuesday, 11am, Conference Room Three
   Wednesday, 3pm, The Office of Paul Dimaccio
   Monday, 6am, Escherville Facility Two
   Friday, 2200, Paul Dimaccio's Personal Quarters
   Running Out
   Mobile Task Force Induction Remarks
   SCP-914 Experiment Log vol. 11
   Four Years Later
   Turning Points
   The Character Assassination Of Site-666 By The Cowards MTF Theta-90
   

   MTF Iota-10 (“Damn Feds”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Iota-10 maintains undercover operatives in various international, federal, and provincial law enforcement agencies and specializes in facilitating the transfer of anomalous evidence and objects into Foundation control as well as the transfer of jurisdiction over anomalous event locations from local law enforcement to Foundation containment and response teams.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-210
   SCP-437
   SCP-1243
   SCP-1359
   SCP-2036
   SCP-2578
   SCP-2890
   SCP-2942
   SCP-3117
   SCP-3155
   SCP-3458
   SCP-3183
   SCP-4581
   SCP-5177
   SCP-5617
   

   Action Reports:

   Project Heimdall - Prologue
   SCP-1949-EX
   Operation Galvanic Ukulele
   After-Action Report: Operation Thermopylae
   

   MTF Kappa-10 (“Skynet”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Kappa-10 is a temporary designation until such time it is either officially dissolved or sanctioned. It is strictly tasked in investigating and engaging 'cyber-anomalies' using a combination of virtual agents (AICs) and Foundation researchers to track, neutralize, and/or contain such intangible threats.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2522
   SCP-2806
   SCP-2987
   SCP-3090
   SCP-3323
   SCP-3959
   SCP-4950
   SCP-5018
   SCP-5860
   

   Action Reports:

   Hello World
       Part 1
       Part 2
       Part 3
       Part 4
   Rogue AI
   Basic Observations
   Himinbjoerg
   

   MTF Kappa-43 (“The Mediators”)

   Task Force Mission: Specialize in the investigation, tracking, and apprehension of anomalous objects and media associated with GoI-5889 (Vikander-Kneed Technical Media) and amnestization of any witnesses.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-5358
   SCP-5379
   SCP-5571
   SCP-5681
   SCP-5698
   SCP-5974
   SCP-6121
   SCP-6123
   SCP-6677
   

   MTF Lambda-4 (“Birdwatchers”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Lambda-4 specializes in the identification, tracking, and containment of airborne biological anomalies, especially anomalous avian organisms.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-514
   SCP-1476
   SCP-1505
   SCP-1560
   SCP-2760
   SCP-2967
   SCP-3497
   SCP-5447
   

   MTF Lambda-5 (“White Rabbits”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Lambda-5 specializes in traversing unstable, surreal, and controlled reality, and containing potentially dangerous persons and artifacts capable of manipulating space and time.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2446
   SCP-3087
   SCP-4507
   

   Action Reports:

   SCP-2446-B4 Interview
   Lambda-Killer
   2525 North Waterworks St.
   Rabbit Here, Rabbit There
   Lockdown Procedures
   

   MTF Lambda-12 (“Pest Control”)

   Task Force Mission: Specializes in tracking, containing, and exterminating anomalous vermin. Often used as a first-response team when tracking anomalous organisms.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2350
   SCP-2810
   SCP-3470
   SCP-3640
   SCP-4310
   SCP-4749
   SCP-6092
   

   Action Reports:

   Near the Mountains
   

   MTF Lambda-14 (“One Star Reviewers”)

   Task Force Mission: A task force that specializes in dealing with retail-oriented locations and anomalies, be they singular restaurants or entire shopping districts displaying anomalies. Since their initial investigation of The Ambrose Restaurant, MTF Lambda-14 has been assigned to work to combat this group.

   For more information on this task force, see the Ambrose Restaurants Dossier.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-4348
   SCP-4554
   SCP-5516
   SCP-5559-D
   

   Action Reports:

   Dining Out
   The Ambrose Fair
   

   MTF Mu-3 (“Highest Bidders”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Mu-3 is dedicated to monitoring GoI 'Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd'. Through the combined efforts of undercover agents and covert-ops specialists, their objective is: identifying objects of interest in possession of Marshall, Carter and Dark; isolating opportunities to recover these objects; and, ultimately achieving their containment.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2423
   SCP-2463
   SCP-2818
   SCP-5169
   SCP-6140
   

   Action Reports:

   Application to Form MTF Mu-3
   Little Draft Horses
   Broker-Bailer-Grifter-THIEF
   Cover Letter for After-Action Report: Operation Free Market
   Creative Differences
   

   MTF Mu-4 (“Debuggers”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Mu-4 specializes in the identification, tracking, retrieval, and containment of electronic devices and transmissions, especially anomalous computers and network-related anomalies. This includes the investigation of internet sites suspected of anomalous capabilities or involved in anomalous events.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-155
   SCP-892
   SCP-896
   SCP-1290
   SCP-1866
   SCP-2160
   SCP-2223
   SCP-2698
   SCP-2738
   SCP-2876
   SCP-2890
   SCP-3030
   SCP-3045
   SCP-3089
   SCP-3101
   SCP-3334
   SCP-3858
   

   Action Reports:

   Come Back Kid
   T-Minus
   

   MTF Mu-13 (“Ghostbusters”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Mu-13 specializes in the tracking, analysis, and containment of incorporeal or intangible manifestations and entities, particularly those believed to be sentient, sapient, or otherwise intelligent and adaptive.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-128
   SCP-460
   SCP-1036
   SCP-2227
   SCP-3371
   SCP-4973
   SCP-5230
   SCP-5685
   SCP-6403
   SCP-6501
   

   Action Reports:

   Are We There Yet?
   Tasers & Thermite
   Lockdown Procedures
   Spilled Milk
   

   MTF Nu-7 (“Hammer Down”)

   Task Force Mission: Armed Mobile Task Force Nu-7 is a battalion-strength force consisting of three company-sized elements of special operations infantry forces, a light armored vehicle company, tank platoon, helicopter squadron, chemical-biological-radiological-nuclear (CBRN) platoon, combat engineer platoon, nuclear weapon specialist (NWS) squad, plus additional combat specialist and support personnel. AMTF Nu-7 is based primarily out of Armed Bio-Containment Area-14 and is tasked with responding to incidents involving loss of communication with major Foundation facilities under circumstances wherein a site-wide breach, enemy compromise, or other similarly catastrophic event is suspected.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-939
   SCP-1105
   SCP-1943
   SCP-2128
   SCP-2546
   SCP-2660
   SCP-2706
   SCP-2803
   SCP-3221
   SCP-4290
   SCP-4297
   SCP-6644
   

   Action Reports:

   Lockdown Procedures
   Aftermath
   Operation "Camp Granada"
   The Drooling Path Part 2
   Emergency Alteration of Operation Lahmi-Gath
   

   MTF Omicron Rho (“The Dream Team”)

   Task Force Mission: The Foundation has discovered the method of becoming Oneiroi, and now with this power are more capable of containing them. For decades they teach their agents the technique that allows one consciousness to join another’s. The few mentally hardened individuals that succeed are organized into a task force. The first of these was Mobile Task Force Omicron Rho.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-1394
   SCP-2144
   SCP-2235
   SCP-2603
   SCP-2934
   SCP-2942
   SCP-3060
   

   Action Reports:

   #Xiupania
   Black Lotus
   Oneirocritic
   Oneirochemy
   Oneirophrenia
   A Breath of Relief No Different From Drowning
   Lessons for Old Dogs
   

   MTF Pi-1 (“City Slickers”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Pi-1 specializes in the investigation, containment, and subsequent cleanup of anomalies in densely-populated urban environments, particularly in the New York metropolitan area.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-274
   SCP-602
   SCP-1155
   SCP-1219
   SCP-1388
   SCP-2162
   SCP-2409
   SCP-2890
   SCP-2990
   SCP-3335
   SCP-3360
   SCP-3597
   SCP-4051
   SCP-5151
   SCP-5841
   

   Action Reports:

   Incident 668 A
   Dear Cavalier
   Job Opportunities
   The Consequences of a Deep, Dark Disassociation
   A Symphony of Iron and Steel
   

   MTF Rho-1 (“The Professors”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Rho-1 specializes in the acquisition, containment, and transport of anomalies related to Group of Interest Alpha-388, "Alexylva University". With the reduction of the threat posed by the specific GoI, the MTF has expanded its focus to any and all containment for anomalous academic endeavors.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-877
   SCP-1546
   SCP-3138
   SCP-4028
   SCP-4218
   SCP-5179
   

   Action Reports:

   Parable of the Wayward Prince
       Commencement
       Deontic
       Soliloquy
       Repel
       Negotiation
       Denouement and Epilogue
   Himinbjoerg
   

   MTF Rho-9 (“Technical Support”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Rho-9 handles computer security for the Foundation. When memetic kill agents can lurk throughout the data structure, this is no simple task.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-1549
   SCP-2234
   SCP-4550
   SCP-5018
   

   Action Reports:

   Redzone RedDB Archive Asynchronous Copy Vulnerability
   Your First Support Assignment
   Warm Milk and Ramen
   Himinbjoerg
   

   MTF Rho-19 (“Cythereans”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Rho-19 has been sent to Venus, in the hopes to establish a Foundation presence where there may be considerable anomalous activity.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2474
   

   Action Reports:

   M13 Personnel Memorabilia Log
   Volume 19.113.A-01: Of the Instruments, Composers, and the Confici Nobiscum
   Planetfall
   Exploration Log 2474.1
   Labyrinth's End
   

   MTF Sigma-3 (“Bibliographers”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Sigma-3 is charged with covert infiltration of the anomalous community for the purpose of gathering intel, with a particular focus on the vast otherworldly location of The Wanderers' Library.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-472
   SCP-1591
   SCP-2975
   SCP-3591
   SCP-5917
   SCP-6000
   

   Action Reports:

   Lessons Learned
   Site 11, Conference Room K, 8:58 AM, July 12, 1982
   Nothing Says "Promotion" Like a Bag Over Your Head
   Making a Scene
   Magic Orientation
   The Conspiracy of Sigma 3
   Operation AZURE PEREGRINE
   Consolidation
   A New Age of Magic
   The Beast Beneath The Library
   

   MTF Sigma-9 (“Valkyries”)

   Task Force Mission: Small unit providing air support for ground operations or combat against aerial anomalies.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-526
   SCP-1262
   SCP-2069
   SCP-3952
   SCP-5395
   SCP-7789
   

   MTF Sigma-66 (“Sixteen Tons”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Sigma-66 is formed of captured members from other GoI. Despite the lack of loyalty the Foundation expects from the assembled team, they find the members' expertise of value.

   Action Reports:

   MTF Sigma-66 Post-Mission Psychological Evaluation
   Stick the Landing
   Two Transcribed Conversations In Very Different Tones
   A Dysfunctional Heist
   Headache
   This Year
   

   MTF Tau-5 (“Samsara”)

   Task Force Mission: Immortal cyborg clones created from the flesh of a dead god, Tau-5 "Samsara" utilizes esoteric and experimental Foundation weaponry to investigate and contain thaumaturgic, magical, and psionic threats.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-1730
   SCP-2621
   SCP-2970
   SCP-3780
   SCP-4755
   SCP-6442
   

   Action Reports:

   Avatara
   GRANT REQUEST FOR INVESTIGATING THE APPLICATION OF CERTAIN RESEARCH ASSETS IN OVERCOMING INHERENT LIMITATIONS OF THE HUMAN BODY
   Operation AZURE PEREGRINE
   The Lord of Endowments
   Samsara
   Deus Vulture
   A Thin Dangerous Line
   Death Perception
   The Powers That Bark
   SCP-2673 Containment Maintenance Log
   

   MTF Tau-9 (“Bookworms”)

   Task Force Mission: Deals with anomalies related to the Library, the Serpent's Hand, and 'magic'; A more traditional counterpart to Sigma-3.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2546
   SCP-3743
   SCP-5267
   SCP-6237
   

   Action Reports:

   Magic Orientation
   Prisoners
   Family
   Sisters
   Looking Forward
   EE-8832
   

   MTF Tau-51 (“Urban Brawl”)

   Task Force Mission: Specializes in the containment and recovery of SCP objects from urban environments, especially the Three Portlands Location of Interest.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3460
   SCP-3560
   SCP-3960
   SCP-4160
   SCP-4660
   SCP-5460
   SCP-6560
   SCP-6660
   SCP-6879
   SCP-7016
   SCP-7737
   

   Action Reports:

   Portland Vice
       Closed Game
       Middlegame
       Breakthrough
       Bare King
   The Blackbird and The Falcon
   The Best Laid Plans
   Anderson the Alternative
   All Hallows'
   Assault on Site-64
   End of Line
   End of an Era
   A Pristine, Untouched Wick
   

   MTF Xi-8 (“Last to Fall”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Xi-8 is a battalion-strength task force dedicated to the acquisition and/or termination of Sarkic entities and artifacts. Created as a response to the growing Sarkic threat, Xi-8's operational scope encompasses all six major continents, with naval support provided by the Foundation as needed.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-238
   SCP-3911
   SCP-5038
   SCP-5407
   

   Action Reports:

   Kelipat Nogah
   

   MTF Upsilon-4 (“Sugar Pill”)

   Task Force Mission: Originally formed in order to contain SCP-2559, Mobile Task Force Upsilon-4 is tasked with epidemiological containment, especially with the containment of memetic outbreaks.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2350
   SCP-2546
   SCP-2559
   SCP-3519
   SCP-6364
   

   MTF Phi-2 (“Clever Girls”)

   Task Force Mission: Specializes in the study, tracking, capture, and hunting of prehistoric anomalies, especially dinosaurs.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3057
   SCP-3467
   SCP-3659
   SCP-3934
   SCP-4041
   SCP-4131
   SCP-5533
   SCP-5893
   

   MTF Chi-7 (“Plague Tamers”)

   Task Force Mission: Specializes in the containment of microbiological, biochemical, and pathogenic anomalies.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-125
   SCP-2381
   SCP-2431
   SCP-2546
   SCP-2870
   SCP-6049
   

   MTF Chi-9 (“Page Turners”)

   Task Force Mission: Specializes in the detection, recovery, and neutralisation of anomalous literature.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3317
   SCP-3716
   SCP-4177
   SCP-5359
   SCP-5790
   SCP-6896
   

   Action Reports:

   Ave Imperator
   

   MTF Psi-7 (“Home Improvement”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Psi-7 specializes in the undercover investigation, containment, and/or demolition of anomalous buildings or buildings affected by anomalies, particularly residential homes in populated areas. This includes the acquisition or transfer of affected buildings to Foundation control as well as initial observation and documentation of such buildings prior to transfer to local containment teams for long-term or ongoing containment.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-574
   SCP-744
   SCP-941
   SCP-1452
   SCP-1684
   SCP-1967
   SCP-2215
   SCP-2281
   SCP-2311
   SCP-2407
   SCP-2426
   SCP-2490
   SCP-2891
   SCP-2975
   SCP-3050
   SCP-3970
   SCP-4480
   SCP-4572
   SCP-5028
   SCP-5421
   SCP-7991
   

   Action Reports:

   Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement"
   Contingency
   The Beast Beneath The Library
   Secure Facility Dossier: Site-77
   

   MTF Psi-8 (“The Silencers”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Psi-8 specializes in the investigation, tracking, containment and/or destruction of individuals suspected to be capable of or having been affected by reanimation anomalies, as well as investigating suspected cases of communication with deceased individuals. This includes the severing of devices intended to allow communication with individuals buried alive, such as bells, pipes, and phones, as well as detainment and interrogation of individuals claiming to have had contact with deceased individuals.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-565
   SCP-2158
   SCP-2922
   SCP-3591
   SCP-3914
   SCP-4175
   SCP-6944
   

   Action Reports:

   SCP-231-J
   

   MTF Psi-9 (“Abyss Gazers”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Psi-9 ("Abyss Gazers") is a battalion-strength force, consisting of personnel from the Foundation and Global Occult Coalition, trained in unconventional warfare against invading enemies through the use of heavy artillery, DMT enhanced perception, and Counter Occult Stratagems (COS).

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2264
   SCP-2408
   SCP-2480
   SCP-2815
   SCP-3989
   SCP-6913
   

   MTF Psi-13 (“Witch Hunters”)

   Task Force Mission: A highly classified joint Foundation/GOC task force designed for the infiltration of Sarkic organizations and the termination of high threat members. Operatives are trained in Counter Occult Stratagems (COS) and the use of corrosive/incendiary armaments.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2408
   SCP-2815
   

   Action Reports:

   Expedition Log: Ψ13-2815-1612-1
   First Ivády Donation
   Sarkic Heat
   

   MTF Omega-0 (“Ará Orún”)

   Task Force Mission: The "saints" of MTF Omega-0 are informational constructs with the memories of deceased Foundation personnel able to manifest through access of the Foundation's intranet terminals. Using Identity Warfare Training (IWT) they protect their living comrades against informational threats and entities. The existence of MTF ω-0 is unknown to most or all of the living members of the Foundation.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-1463
   SCP-2111
   SCP-2759
   SCP-3664
   

   Action Reports:

   In The Trenches With the Dead
   Matterminded
   Your Last First Day
   Ará Orún
   Unthreaded
   Personal Log of Richard Larenz
   A Thin Dangerous Line
   

   MTF Omega-1 (“Law's Left Hand”)

   Task Force Mission: Empowered to remove or execute high-ranking Foundation personnel if they are determined to be acting unethically. Answers only to the Ethics Committee; counterpart to the O5's "Red Right Hand".

   Known Deployments:

   SCP-001: Dead Men
   SCP-4263
   SCP-4339
   SCP-7020
   SCP-7771
   

   MTF Omega-7 (“Pandora's Box”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Omega-7 is an experimental task force specializing in the acquisition and containment of anomalies utilizing cooperative anomalous humanoid entities, particularly SCP-076 and SCP-105. Mobile Task Force Omega-7 has been disbanded and decommissioned; this entry is to be deleted by order of the Records and Information Security Administration.

   Utilizing Objects:

   SCP-076
   SCP-105
   SCP-657
   

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-175
   SCP-354
   SCP-732
   SCP-4450
   

   Action Reports:

   Omega 7 Incident Log
   Personal Log of Agent A. A.
   Beyond The Depths: Asset, Not Agent
   The Omega-7 and The Bench of Shame
   Incident Zero
       Part 1
       Part 2
       Part 3
       Part 4
       Part 5
   

   MTF Omega-12 (“Achilles' Heels”)

   Task Force Mission: A task force composed of reality bending Foundation personnel from an alternate universe. Omega-12 is tasked with capturing SCP-3480-2 instances, guarding the many entities imprisoned in Area-13, and hunting down powerful uncontained reality benders elsewhere.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3155
   SCP-3221
   SCP-3480
   SCP-3797-ARC
   SCP-4455
   SCP-4800
   

   Action Reports:

   On The Slope Of Olympus
   SCP-3301 Testing Log 012
   

   MTF Omega-45 (“Street Samurai”)

   Task Force Mission: An elite fighting force that specialized in the use of anomalous weaponry, armor, and vehicles. Dispatched on missions to retrieve high-risk anomalies and in combat against hostile Groups of Interest.

   Utilising Objects:

   SCP-6952
   

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-042-INT
   SCP-6548
   SCP-7114
   SCP-7233
   SCP-7261
   SCP-7774
   SCP-7899
   

   Action Reports:

   The Ninth World Hub
   The Site-78 Halloween Special!
   Secure Facility Dossier: Site-78
   Lost Souls, Broken Toys Chapter 1
   Lost Souls, Broken Toys Chapter 2
   

   MTF Stigma-9 (“Evolved from Naturally Occurring Gears, Levers and Pulleys”)

   Task Force Mission: —Historically, the Church of the Broken God had always prided itself on its artificiality - that its faith is proven with tangible artifacts and physical devices of miracles. So, when the time came to destabilize the Church, the Foundation put forth a team of forgers, and Stigma-9 was it.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2834
   SCP-3221
   SCP-3341
   SCP-5862
   

   Action Reports:

   Broken Faith
   Operation Hippodrome
   Recording Hippodrome 045
   

   Additional MTFs

   MTF Beta-1 (“Cauterizers”)

   Task Force Mission: Highly classified task force specializing in dealing with suspected cases of enemy infiltration within Foundation personnel and possible information leaks to other Groups of Interest.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2002
   

   Action Reports:

   The Man Who Stood Alone Hub
   After-Action Report: Operation Thermopylae
   Personnel Expendable - Part I
   Personnel Expendable - Part II
   

   MTF Gamma-44 (“Meat Lockers”)

   Task Force Mission: Tasked with investigating and dismantling all possible GoI-0432 ("The Hunter's Black Lodge") cells located within the Western United States.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-4786
   SCP-5206
   SCP-5407
   SCP-5509
   

   MTF Delta-3 (“Solomon's Hand”)

   Task Force Mission: Formed in late 1985 as a test case for the Special Asset Task Force Program (an initiative to employ persons with paranormal abilities as field agents), Delta-3 was stationed at Site-246 underneath Lake Superior for the duration of its existence. Dissolved in 1990 after the loss of its primary Special Asset Agent.

   Action Reports:

   The Phoenix, The Nightingale, & The Magpies
       The Greater Good, and Other Necessary Evils
       Much Wisdom Is Much Grief
       Individual Efficacy
   

   MTF Delta-14 (“Winter Wonderland”)

   Task Force Mission: Task force specializing in handling and containing anomalies in subzero or cold environments, or anomalies related to snow.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-4230
   SCP-5140
   SCP-5392
   

   Action Reports:

   COLDPOST
   

   MTF Delta-45 (“Rolling Thunder”)

   Task Force Mission: Foundation Aerial task force that is currently tasked with engaging SCP-3897 whenever it manifests.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3897
   SCP-5929
   SCP-6000
   SCP-6776
   

   MTF Eta-13 (“Gulliver's Tourists”)

   Task Force Mission: Created to journey into a massive series of tunnels extending through extra-dimensional space, colloquially known as "The Gate".

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2344
   

   Action Reports:

   SCP-3301 Testing Log
   The Homecoming of Eta-13
   Wayfarers
   We Boldly Went
   Razumite Games
   What Happened Beneath Cronos
   

   MTF Kappa-14 (“AH! Sideshow Bob!”)

   Task Force Mission: Investigation of GoI-233, "Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting."

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3077
   SCP-3718
   SCP-4144
   SCP-4743
   

   MTF Omicron-67 (“Zeroth Responders”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Omicron-67 specializes in arriving at anomalous emergencies before non-anomalous first responders do. Their job often entails keeping regular emergency services from interfering with anomalous entities, locations, and events until Foundation agents, containment specialists, rapid response teams, and/or other Mobile Task Forces can arrive.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-5783
   

   Action Reports:

   WINTER
   The Great Bricking of Site-14
   Rapture
   

   MTF Pi-43 (“Garbage In, Garbage Out”)

   Task Force Mission: Transfer of prisoners and anomalies to and from Site-43.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-6073
   SCP-7000
   

   Action Reports:

   The Significant Others, Part "B"
   The B&B Decommission
   Many Last Words
   Over/
   

   MTF Sigma-5 (“'; DROP TABLE taskforces —”)

   Task Force Mission: Responsible for establishing and maintaining covert access to various social media and file sharing sites for the purposes of disinformation and controlling the spread of computer-based anomalies.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-2801
   SCP-4943
   SCP-4973
   SCP-7109
   

   MTF Sigma-10 (“The Sloth's Arm”)

   Task Force Mission: Based at Site-87, dedicated to the containment of dangerous anomalies within Nexus-18, better known as Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-4040
   

   Action Reports:

   The Great Site-87 Bakesale
   Attack of the Keter Skeeters!
   Happy Howlidays
   Satyr's Reign
   Black Autumn (Series)
   The Superior Incident: Debriefing
   After-Action Reports: Incident 4683-Omega "The Apple Crisp Crisis"
   Black Autumn IV: Nothing to Fear (Series)
   The Many Metaphorical Deaths of Agent Carrasco
       Part 1
       Part 2
   

   MTF Upsilon-11 (“Avalon's Wake”)

   Task Force Mission: Operating with SCP-4793 in combat against members of the Chaos Insurgency. Specializes in defense against hostiles.

   Utilising Objects:

   SCP-4793
   

   Assisting in Containment of Objects:

   SCP-4204
   SCP-4423
   SCP-4996
   SCP-5568
   

   MTF Upsilon-20 (“Hogtown Garrison”)

   Task Force Mission: Contains anomalies found in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and the surrounding areas. Stationed at Site-201.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-4137
   SCP-4581
   SCP-4631
   

   Action Reports:

   Wrong Eve
   

   MTF Phi-Eolh (“Provident Trawlers”)

   Task Force Mission: Specially trained agents armed with amnestics, tasked with covertly retrieving civilians with anomalous connections from the general populace.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3617
   SCP-3716
   SCP-3723
   SCP-4668
   

   MTF Omega-9 (“The Scrubs”)

   Task Force Mission: Mobile Task Force Omega-9 consists of 3 anomalous entities available for near-instantaneous deployment into extreme circumstances requiring the delivery of overwhelming force. Its primary purpose is as a rapid-response team for containment breaches involving violent, hostile anomalies. As part of the agreement reached with these 3 entities, MTF Omega-9 is only to be used to eliminate hostile non-human targets.

   Utilising Objects:

   SCP-2639
   

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-3797-ARC
   SCP-5000
   SCP-6776
   

   Distributed Task Forces

   Task Forces consisting of multiple divisions grouped under a single banner.

   DTF Sigma-6 (“Puddlejumpers”)

   Task Force Mission: Protects and maintains SCP-120’s facility and location outposts; composed of multiple units. Division 9 is stationed at Lunar Area-32.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-120
   SCP-3301 Testing Log
   EE-3570 — Umbral Ultimatum
   SCP-3609
   SCP-4379
   

   Special Task Forces

   A designation used for an unusual type of Mobile Task Force.

   STF Rho-7 (“Greeting Party”)

   Task Force Mission: Rho-7 is an STF tasked with the preliminary evaluation of an anomaly, allowing for quick, partial containment, and the informed delegation of an appropriate MTF unit.

   Assisting In Containment of Objects:

   SCP-5332
   SCP-5532
   SCP-6125
   SCP-6623
   SCP-6748
   

8. #8

   Keys: Important Personnel

   The Foundation employs numerous personnel, each contributing their own unique skills and expertise to the organisation. The Foundation also monitors thousands of Persons of Interest, either anomalous themselves, or living in and around anomalous communities. Anartists, magic users, cyborgs and extradimensional beings are only a few examples of what the Foundation has encountered.

   Doctors Doctors currently employed by the Foundation.

   Dr. Charles Anborough: Director of Sites 59 and 117, Keter containment specialist. Curious and crippled, a nuclear physicist who can't seem to stay away from cataclysmic threats. Fortunately, through an absurd combination of improvisation and miracles, he seems to be the best man for the job. His sad smile and dry humor belie the confused past of a man always searching for answers. I fucking hate you!

   Dr. Daniel Asheworth: Thaumaturgist and self-proclaimed alchemist. Hot-headed, short-tempered, and sometimes arrogant, but with a good heart. Born from an unknown American mother and an unknown Polish father in the late 1950s. One of few people in the Foundation capable of prolonging their youth through anomalous means.

   Lead of the Damien Nowak Case. Believed to once have had been a temporary member of the Wanderers' Library and Wilson's Wildlife Solutions, Daniel Asheworth has proven numerous times to be a useful asset in Site-120's Director Council. All magic comes with a price...

   Doctors Thomas, Trevor and Tristan Bailey: Identical triplets employed by the Foundation. Sons of Tyler Bailey, inventor of the Multi-Universal Transit Array. Employed by the Foundation for an unknown period of time (employee records and personal accounts differ), and look anywhere between 20 and 40 as a side effect of constantly crossing universal barriers.

   Trevor Bailey is the former head of the Department of Multi-Universal Affairs, before being demoted to a desk job at Site-19 for mishandling of a Keter-class anomaly. Tom “Bombadill” Bailey is currently the commissioner of Site-1483 (within the Third Antarctic Empire), following a career spent exploring alternate universes. Tristan Bailey is a physicist, diplomat and designer of a multi-universal translator. Formerly assigned to [REDACTED], currently stationed at Site-87.

   Dr. Harold Blank: An historian of anomalous phenomena, Chair of Archives and Revision at Site-43. Grumpy, sarcastic, incapable of taking anything more seriously than it needs to be taken, including himself. One of a select few staff at his Site forced to navigate alternate timelines every time he fucks up one specific duty on one specific day each year. "Friends" with Dr. Wettle, best friends with Dr. Lillihammer and romantically linked with research partner Dr. Melissa Bradbury. History is written by...

   Dr. Django Bridge: Foundation Archivist. Quiet but influential, with a touch of both melancholy and whimsy. Extraordinary memory. On a first-name basis with Dr. Bright, and has frequently acted as an informal assistant for him.

   Dr. Jack Bright: Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever SCP-963 has last touched. I've been with the company for a long time.

   Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian: An ethics committee liaison that takes his job only somewhat seriously. He never thought his doctorate in English Literature or his minor in philosophy would actually help him stay employed, but the former got him recruited into the Foundation as a researcher and the latter secured his employment in the long term. Has an unusual interest in puns and the ethical treatment of humanoids.

   Dr. Alto Clef: Enigmatic and genre-savvy. A highly adaptable, clever liar. Former Global Occult Coalition (GOC) operative, specializing in reality benders. Also a former file clerk. Undergone anomalous alterations that provide resistance to reality shifts and prevent his face from being photographed. Has a long and checkered history, a flair for the dramatic, and a somewhat hidden streak of self-hatred. Reformed misogynist. Most rumors about him are exaggerated or off-point. They'll say anything about me.

   Dr. Kain "Pathos" Crow: Cross-disciplinary wunderkind researcher, specializing particularly in biochemistry and robotics. Rarely, if ever, seen in public. May or may not have been permanently transformed into a dog-like body as the result of a particular anomalous event. I'm so tired these days.

   Dr. Dan ███████: Insufferable, emotive genius with a big-picture-centric set of principles. Former marine. Lead researcher on an SCP too dangerous to keep around, but couldn't make the O5 Council see it that way. Took matters into his own hands, getting dozens of people killed, getting his decommissioning request accepted, and getting a death sentence (in that order). You make one little mistake...

   Dr. Michael Edison: Level-3 Researcher, current head of the Foundation's Inter-Site Testing Initiative (ISTI). Dr. Edison has received disciplinary action on multiple occasions due to a repeated pattern of unsanctioned and ill-conceived behavior. These behaviors have resulted in temporary reassignment to the Site-██ Antarctic base. His current assignment at Site 19 is contingent on approval from his assigned therapist. My legends begins in the 12th century...

   Dr. Chelsea "Photosynthetic" Elliott: Plant specialist, both anomalous and non-anomalous. Dedicated, friendly, prone to tunnel vision. Often in the field; excessively 'hands-on' in her lab and field research, leading to a number of injuries. Scars cover her hands and arms. We're at the cusp of something here.

   Dr. Justine 'Jay' Everwood: GoI specialist, very well-read and knowledgeable on the many groups of interests the Foundation faces. Is particularly interested in Dr. Wondertainment and Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. Is generally approachable but is often lost in thought, be they mundane or fantastical. Have a wonderful day!

   Dr. Joseph "Joe" Fynegan: Senior researcher at Site-409 and lead on the containment/documentation on several SCPs. Was once suspected of having murdered a fellow Foundation employee but later exonerated of all charges. Expert on ARBH Class Event Scenarios, AKA "Insect Hell" extinction-level events. A little socially awkward and very much an oversized nerd, he has a very relaxed temperament and perhaps a little naïve for someone in his position. I'm a very boring guy, you know...

   Dr. Charles Gears ("COG"): A man strangely lacking in emotional response (to the point of lacking a startle response) and possessing unusual levels of logic and intellect. Former Euclid-class object specialist before having his area of study expanded. Has been deeply involved with research regarding a truly shocking number of SCP objects both major and minor. A figure of great influence in recent Foundation history. It is not acceptable to inquire that.

   Dr. Simon Glass: Head of Psychology. Trusted with performing psychological evaluations of highly ranked Foundation personnel. Very empathetic. Sometimes considered "soft" — and that's true, for a Foundation researcher, but he's still well-trusted. In the course of his interviews, he has gained knowledge of more and more terrible secrets, yet still holds on to both his sanity and empathy. I talk to everyone, I know everyone...

   Dr. Frederick Heiden: Neurology specialist. Anxious, uncertain, empathic, focused on logic. Involved in a number of highly classified projects, despite initially being barred from any non-Safe-classed objects. Shhhhhh.

   Doctor Hoygull: Sapient seagull. Head of the Foundation's Avian Division, commanding MTF-Eta-4, "Begone Thoth".

   Dr. Everett King: One of the Foundation's most experienced mathematicians, Doctor King's reputation has nevertheless been overtaken by his testing record involving unusual results. Despite this, he regularly contributes to internal Foundation intellectual periodicals. I don't want any more goddamn apples.

   Dr. Mark Kiryu: Senior researcher and director of an anomalous items processing lab. Upon initial recruitment, had a successful career as a therapist (licensed psychologist). Worked extensively with SCP-1457 in his first years with the Foundation but doesn't talk about that, and has spearheaded several projects involving sapient SCP entities. Cheery attitude and a good listener; looks out for his coworkers and interns like a bit of a mother hen sometimes. Has a ceramic seahorse and potted bamboo on his desk.

   Dr. Zyn Kiryu: Highly prolific researcher. Involved in a number of classified Foundation projects. Obsessive, driven, often not eating or sleeping in favor of finishing tasks. Finished her schooling through an accelerated program after joining the Foundation. Initially closed-off and withdrawn, but opened up due to a latent ambitious streak. She often volunteers to handle new Foundation member intake, hoping to give new members a positive introduction to an often deeply horrifying organization. Has a private flair for poetry. Has accidentally inherited the absent Dr. Kondraki's affiliation with anomalous butterflies, including SCP-408 after Kondraki's disappearance. I didn't ask for this.

   Dr. Adam Leeward: Emotionally confused and ethically conflicted humanoid containment specialist from Site-11, living in Site-81. May or may not have made a few mistakes, may or may not have cleaned up a few mistakes. Not without the standard degree of coldness in personality traits, but with a few (sometimes painful) soft spots. There's something off about you, Lee.

   Dr. Sophia Light: Biologist, surgeon and Site Director with far, far too many secrets. A likeable yet frightening person. Blunt, determined, calculating; good under pressure. Putting effort into remaining friendly and open (and emotionally stable). Bears minor facial scarring, and an old injury in her left hand sometimes impairs its functionality. Somewhat traumatic childhood; caretakers forced her to learn outdoor survival by leaving her stranded in the African wilderness for days on end. Joined the Foundation after a classified anomalous incident that killed eleven people, including her then-fiancee. Currently or formerly romantically linked with Troy Lament. It's not my fault they want another meeting.

   Dr. Lillian S. Lillihammer: Genius-level intellect. Master memeticist of Site-43: discoverer, interpreter, neutralizer and creator. Always half a dozen steps ahead of everyone else. Lead researcher on Vikander-Kneed Technical Media. Antisocial and arrogant, but so incredibly competent that nobody begrudges it. I couldn't explain it to you if I wanted.

   Dr. Judith Low: Senior Advisor at the Department of History. Specialises in the religious practices known as Sarkicism, and involved in the containment of SCP-2133, SCP-2191 and SCP-2480.

   Dr. Connor MacWarren: Active researcher focusing on the development of anomalous technologies on top of being one of the board of directors at Site-98 in Philadelphia. Currently oversees his own department specializing in extradimensional anomalies. Humble, sarcastic, irritable, and absolutely loathes having to repeat himself every time anyone mishears his dry jokes. Former member of the Marine Corps. with a highly-prolific GOC agent for a father, now estranged. Hear me out: We make this huge sword...

   Dr. Everett Mann: Unconventional medical researcher with few scruples and a specialty in unusual forms of surgery. Jokingly referred to as a "mad scientist". (He objects to the term "mad scientist", claiming that "mad doctor" would be more accurate, and further that the difference should be plain to anyone with a proper academic background to speak of.) Willing to do monstrous things in the name of research. Possesses a dramatic moustache. Due to his upbringing, his cultural and popular knowledges are woefully out of date, leading to anachronistic and ridiculous situations. Yes, I wanted to show you what I've been working on.

   Dr. Jaime Marlowe: Average researcher, specializing in space-time, extra-dimensional, visual, spatial, and cognitohazardous anomalies. Previously described as "painfully, painfully, painfully average", notable more for minor interpersonal incidents and inappropriate outbursts when under stress. Marlowe's profile has slightly increased due to apparent unexplained connections to unrelated anomalous events which only appear to have increased in frequency.

   Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate: Head of the 'Pataphysics Department. Initially hired by the I.T. department, promoted to Department Head in 1996 for notable performance in the containment of SCP-5241. Promoted to Site Director, then personally requested reassignment to the 'Pataphysics Department. Promoted to Department Head for notable developments in Theoretical 'Pataphysics, then founded the Archetypicals Division. At some point, had his name retroactively abstracted by SCP-INTEGER.

   Dr. Riven Mercer: Veterinary-focused researcher, second-in-command of Kiryu Labs. Handles personnel allocation for incoming anomalous item caches, often goes on outside assignments. Good with animals, owns a grumpy bearded dragon lizard who lives in the lab.

   Dr. Ilse Reynders: Non-victim of a disaster which trapped her in what should have been stasis, which she instead turned into an eight-decade self-improvement course. Now possesses sixteen doctorates, the sharpest mind at Site-43 and an unaging brain and body. An early and modern pioneer of Acroamatic Abatement, and potentially future Director of the Temporal Anomalies Department, she was also part of the team which developed the Foundation's Frontispiece glamour to disguise its various front companies. What time is it?

   Dr. Jessie Rivera: Member of Site-120's Director Council. With a Ph.D. in psychology, personally takes care of humanoid anomalies contained at her facility. Close friend of Dr. Daniel Asheworth, working with him on the Damien Nowak case, offering a perspective more grounded in reality. Granddaughter of Hannah Rivera, the person responsible for Site-120's establishment. Married to Magdaleine Cornwell, another member of the Site's Director's Council, with whom she is now peacefully living in the Free Port of Esterberg. Mag?

   Dr. Katherine Sinclair: Acting head - and one of only two members - of the Occult Studies and Thaumatology division at Site-87 in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Has been involved in numerous incidents, including the assault on Sloth's Pit by the now defunct Group of Interest Satyr's Reign, and the 2014 Christmas Incident. Has burn scars on her forearms from a botched flame ritual. It's not thaumaturgy, it's magic!

   Dr. Daniil Sokolsky: The Chief of Site-43's Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority Section. Known for his arrogance, constant scheming, and delight in overly complex plans. Kept around because this generally works in the Foundation's favor, although Sokolsky seems to be primarily motivated by a desire to show up his colleagues and embarrass his enemies.

   Dr. Johannes Sorts: Memetic specialist and field researcher, with a doctorate in art history. Caucasian, late 30s, unshaven with greying brown hair. Slightly overweight, usually wears a grey cap. Obsessive, cowardly and paranoid in mundane situations, but solid and focused when presented with memetic or information based hazards. Multiple disciplinary reports due to poor choice of action under pressure, including the shooting of a guard while under my influence. Currently under psychiatric evaluation and restricted to safer projects. The fucking Foundation and that fucking toaster.

   Dr. Cole Thereven: Director of the Department of Anomalous Communications and Relations, researcher at Site-63. Involved in some ethically questionable research projects. Far more important to the Foundation than he initially seems.

   Dr. William W. Wettle: Head of Replication Studies at Site-43. Nobody's favourite person. Untalented, unintelligent, unmotivated, unpleasant, unfortunate. Staunchly resists character development, career advancement and friendship formation. Somehow nevertheless vital to the continued survival of the prime timeline. Frequent interrogator of Vikander-Kneed Technical Media anomalies, almost always against his will. May have hidden depths. What do I put here

   Dr. Thaddeus Xyank: Presently low-level but extremely significant Foundation researcher. Specializes in temporal anomalies. Somewhat arrogant and long-winded, but considered an up-and-coming genius. Where is he? Where isn't he?

   Researchers Researchers currently employed by the Foundation.

   Professor Anders Bjornsen: Field researcher specializing in anomalous psychologies and societal abnormalities, working as an SCP Analyst for the Psychology Department. Previously assigned to the Memetics Department, Theology & Theometrics Department, and Cognitohazard Research Department. Respected for remaining calm during multiple containment breaches.

   Researcher Jacob Conwell: Anomalous Materials Analyst. Masters Degree in Analytical Chemistry. Current head of the Site-64 AMat Lab. Frequently called upon, Conwell has made a name for himself in the Foundation as a hard worker. I'm doing so much these days.

   Researcher Rose Labelle: Researcher of Anomalous Programs & Computer Software in the Foundation I.T. Department. Involved in the containment of SCP-3860 (see files on the Anderson Robotics Group of Interest). Otherwise unremarkable, all rumors of anomalous expertise and feats are completely untrue.

   Will be present when it ends.

   Researcher Samuel M. Lloyd: English memeticist and part-time Hazardous Materials Containment Liaison Supervisor who shows up all over the place. Likes to keep tabs on whatever's going on, and likes interacting with anomalies more than is good for him. Cynical, self-centred and in over his head, but generally well-meaning. Younger than you'd expect. Just remember...

   Technical Researcher David Rosen: Technical Advisor and Researcher. Responsible for ensuring the continued functionality of Site-19's technical infrastructure. Known for being acerbic and marginally accident-prone, he also manages the facilities technical department very well and is widely see as a thrifty leader. You want me to what?

   Junior Researcher James: Wrote Special Containment Procedures for SCP-078, SCP-682, SCP-789, SCP-8231 and SCP-9000 before going AWOL to found the kA0s insuRgnc3e Seriously, who uploaded this into the database? Need a witness for summary deletion.

   Agents Active Foundation Field Agents.

   Agent Andrea S. Adams: The former secretary of Doctor Alto Clef, a skilled professional lacking his preference for overly elaborate schemes, favouring a simple and cost effective approach to the anomalous. Reluctantly compelled to work alongside her former boss on Project Resurrection as part of MTF Lambda-2 ("NO NAME ENTERED"). Assigned to MTF Alpha-Nine as head of SCP-105's security detail, and given advanced body armor to use when deployed on field operations.

   Agent Green: Real name classified. Originally a GOC operative responsible for the assassination of reality benders. Became involved with a reality bender creating anomalous art while working with Agent Navarro. Has since become an anart specialist, leading investigations and acting as an advisor to other teams. Good at interrogations, likes to be in charge. Never seen without a cigarette.

   Agent Travis Kazmarek: Member of MTF Gamma-1 ("Search and Destroy"). Defended the Foundation against an incursion by the Chaos Insurgency targeting Dr Madison Craggs.

   Agent V. A. LaFerrier: A bug in the system. We don't really know their first name, but we know it begins with V. We don't really know their middle name, but we know it begins with A. We don't really know where they came from. We don't know who hired them. Hell, we don't know their gender — biological or otherwise. What we do know is that they are an astonishingly loyal and skilled agent, no matter what assignment you give to them. They've done their fair share of small and filler assignments, but they've also acted admirably in the field with MTF Pi-1, "City Slickers", MTF Sigma-██, "Working Man", and also with several other MTFs. How Agent LaFerrier maintains being an agent in multiple MTFs is unclear. We need to keep them a secret...

   Agent Troy Lament: Containment and recovery specialist. Protege of Dr. Gears after Iceberg's suicide. Deeply scarred due to his experiences at the Foundation. Currently or formerly romantically linked with Sophia Light. Yeah, what's up?

   Agent Dietrich Munroe Lurk: Internal Consultant, System Administrator and Senior Field Investigator/Analyst. Often involved in AIC-related operations due to his extensive knowledge of artificial intelligences.

   Possibly exposed to SCP-1471, an anomalous entity he refers to as "Merle". Investigation ongoing.

   Agent Sasha Merlo: Cyber Operations Specialist. Current commander of MTF Gamma-13 (Asimov's Lawbringers). Cheerful, if rather dry and sarcastic. Several disciplinary reports for reckless actions during MTF field operations. Current support from Director Holman of Site-64 suggest potential for eventual promotion to administrative duties in the future.

   Agent Navarro: Originally captured as a Person of Interest in Portland, Oregon in mid-2004, and acted as a double agent for the Foundation until he was officially employed in late-2005. Called in as a specialist in cases of anomalous art, also acts as liaison between the Foundation and various anartists. Friendly and easy-going to the point of bordering fault. Easily recognized by his perma-stubble. I'm being serious guys.

   Agent Lucretia Popescu: Formerly known as “POI-2408-351”. Romanian victim of human trafficking by The Hunter’s Black Lodge, a neo-Sarkic cult/organized crime ring. Fought in their fighting pits for more than 15 years, learning to perform carnomantic transformations to enhance strength and alter her physical form. Contained by a Foundation raid and then recruited as a new member of MTF Alpha-9. Has been deployed on multiple assignments. Romantically involved with Agent Deneb, a former UIU agent recruited into Alpha-9 as a containment specialist.

   Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich "Waxx" Strelnikov: Former Site Security Director, most famously former acting Site Director of Site-19. Former leader of now-disbanded MTF Red Dawn. Russian in origin, operated extensively in Eastern Europe. Strange sense of humor; subject of numerous infamous practical jokes. Now happily retired with a large pension. The only thing worse than killing an innocent girl

   Agent Cyrus Trauss: Enlisting only a few months before secrecy was compromised, Trauss never had a chance to experience the Foundation away from the scrutinizing eye of Site-42's surrounding towns. Outspoken and personable in his youth, he served as an example of the Foundation's newer, publicity-friendly attitude. As the organization's political needs changed, the type of loyalty he showed was more directly utilized. This isn't the Foundation I knew.

   Specialist Rhianne Watson: A thaumaturgy specialist working with Lambda-14, since their first encounter with the Ambrose Restaurant GoI. Known for her quick temper, but has been known to be more lighthearted at times.

   Mobile Task Force Tau-5 "Samsara": Immortal cyborg clones created by Prometheus Labs from the flesh of a dead god, Irantu, Munru, Onru and Nanku are deployed into high risk scenarios armed with experimental weaponary. The surprisingly childlike members of the task force find themselves far more comfortable with deadly peril than with ordinary social situations.

   AICs The Artificial Intelligence Applications Division has developed an array of Artificially Intelligent Conscripts to assist in containing digital anomalies and keeping sites running.

   8B-A1.aic AKA 8-Ball: The first AI unit developed by the IT Department. While originally only meant to deal with encryption and decryption, 8-Ball has since been conscripted on multiple field missions, including the containment of SCP-5241 and a special assignment into the digital Cipher City.

   Alexandra.aic: Fourth generation Artificial Intelligence tasked with running Site-19's computer systems. Also used to manage personnel, coordinate the deployment of other AICs, and to test and communicate with digital anomalies. ▷ Show full list of assignments

   Glacon.aic: The second AIC developed after 8-Ball, known for his advanced logic processing and risk-analysis decision making. Used to have personality drivers, but lost them soon after events coinciding with a large-scale attack on Site-15 by Maxwellist forces.

   Glacon was lost in 2014 during a critical meltdown of the Site-17 server farm, the cause of which is still unknown.

   Directors Site Directors, Heads of Departments, and other Administrative staff employed by the Foundation.

   Director Jean Karlyle Aktus: Director of Site-81. A seemingly impossibly old man, known for his analytic approach to containment leading to thorough and successful containment procedures. Aktus serves as the head of the Foundation's Classification Committee, and is also involved with several exotic mobile task forces, including Alpha-9 and Kappa-10. Won't you spare me over ‘til a another year?

   Director Calvin Bold: Director and founder of the Decommissioning Department, former researcher and Ethics Committee liaison. A somewhat controversial figure, particularly for the department which he runs. Somewhat alien-looking, possessing a skeletal hand and crystals for eyes after an accident with SCP-212. Despite being generally mild-mannered and amiable, works to keep any possible variables under control, and trusts himself more than anyone else, often to a fault. I know myself better than anyone.

   Director Julian Corwin: A veteran of the Seventh Occult War, Julian Corwin served as a Foundation field agent for four decades before finally accepting an administrative position as Site Director of Site-246, where he was responsible for overseeing the operations of Mobile Task Force Delta-3 ("Solomon's Hand"). His extensive field experience, general disinterest in administrative politics, and reputation for level-headed leadership made him a clear choice to manage the pilot project of the Special Asset Task Force Program. Following the dissolution of Delta-3 in 1990, he received a lateral promotion to Site-64, where he served as Site Director until 1998.

   His service record since 1998 is classified.

   Director Ruslav Diaghilev: Director Diaghilev has been involved with the Foundation for an unknown period of time, but currently heads the Alchemy Department from Site-127. Director Diaghilev is the resident expert on Alchemical phenomena and has assisted in the containment of several alchemic SCP objects. Additionally, any and all alchemic creatures fall under his purview, though outside consultants may be required from time to time.

   Director Diaghilev is the primary contact and educator for Foundation Alchemists on staff. Any and all requests for consultation can be directed to his office. Additionally, Director Diaghilev is assigned a personal MTF for the recovery of significant alchemic objects. Alchemy is all around us, and flows through us, constantly striving for balance.

   Director Shirley Gillespie and Dr. Ralph Roget: Director Shirley Gillespie is a part of the oldest guard in the Foundation — holding a directorship in Site-77, a storage facility now disguised as an Amazon.com shipping center, for over fifty years. Although constantly rumored to be retiring, she still exerts influence, sometimes through her grandson, Dr. Ralph Roget. Don't worry, you're going to blow them all away.

   Director Randall House: Director of Site-666, located in Las Vegas, Nevada, and responsible for ensuring the city doesn't fall back into the Fourth Circle of Hell. While his unconventional approach has raised concerns regarding his recklessness, House is careful to stack the deck in his favor before taking a gamble. He maintains a diplomatic relationship with the demonic inhabitants of the city, and while they may not all like him, he has been able to earn their begrudging respect.

   Director Maria Jones: Director of Records and Information Security Administration (RAISA). Powerful and isolated, Director Jones controls much of the ebb and flow of information across the Foundation, both inside and between facilities. She has few friends, but is loyal to those few she has. Everyone knows her name as a matter of course, but few people know her.

   Director Paul Lague: Director of Site-322 and head of the Integration program, a project aimed at employing the useful abilities of anomalies in containment. Tries to be diplomatic and work closely with other sites that take a similar approach, although on occasion he is disappointed that other Foundation personnel do not share this attitude.

   Director Allan James McInnis: Director of Site-43. Born in England, educated at Eton College and trained at Site-91 before moving to Canada. Calm under pressure. Gets the best out of his staff without excessive discipline due to his background in communications.

   Director Kate McTiriss: Straight-laced director of Foundation operations in Region 352, the Gulf Coast of the United States of America.

   Director Tilda D. Moose: Current Site Director of Site-19 and Co-Director of Site-17, having inherited the positions from a string of previous Directors. Stern, anxious, mildly obsessive. Can become overly passionate once something gets her going. Considered to have an outsized degree of influence given relatively short official length of tenure with the Foundation (under a decade). Some of Site-19's bureaucracy sees her as a figurehead, whether accurately or not. You don't need to worry about me. I'm not biting off more than I can chew this time.

   Director Simon Pietrykau: Former GRU Division "P" researcher "Iceman", defected to the Foundation after the Cuban Missile Crisis. Quickly rose through the ranks to found the Department of Analytics, and is now its Director. Considered an expert on "eigenweapons".

   Director Cody Westbrook: The former protege of Julian Corwin, Cody Westbrook was directly recruited through the Foundation Service Academy, graduating fourth in his class at Cheyenne Point. After service with MTF Omega-17 ("Florida Men") and MTF Sigma-23 ("Wily Coyotes"), he was assigned as the handler for Special Asset Agent Firestarter and given command of MTF Delta-3 ("Solomon's Hand"), becoming one of the youngest MTF commanders at the time. He compiled an exemplary service record with Delta-3, until its dissolution following the loss of Agent Firestarter. An internal inquiry board chaired by Analytics Director Simon Pietrykau assigned no fault to Agent Westbrook, but the incident marred his reputation.

   After Delta-3 was dissolved, Westbrook was promoted to Site Director of Site-246 to fill the vacancy left by Director Corwin's transfer to Site-64. He has served in that role ever since.

   O5 Command and The Administrator The highest ranking members of the Foundation. Personal details redacted.

   O5 Command: 13 people who have ultimate control over the Foundation. Unusual personalities with way too much power. They do not and cannot come into contact with any anomalous entities. Mostly everyone is afraid of them. They know absolutely everything there is to know about the Foundation and its activities. They rarely intervene in the containment of SCPs… except when they do. They have their own Mobile Task Force, Alpha-1, the "Red Right Hand". O5 Command are the masters of the Foundation, and not everyone knows they exist. Nothing is certain.

   "The Administrator": Figure of little-known nature playing a role best understood by O5 Command. Possibly anomalous, possibly multiple people. Once represented the Foundation in meetings with major world government figures; has since relinquished this role. Possibly retired, possibly deceased.

   D-Class Expendable personnel used to handle extremely hazardous anomalies. A small number are of note.

   D-952 (formerly Veronica Fitzroy): Anartist musician, co-founder of the "House of Spades" rock band, partially responsible for the creation of SCP-952. In custody following two failed suicide attempts, designated D-952. Missing, presumed deceased.

   D-7294: Former professional cellist with a history of violent behavior towards women. Useful enough to be exempt from monthly termination, but should be kept away from female personnel.

   D-11424 (formerly Tony Marquez): Notable for surviving many experiments, some involving dangerous anomalies, and so considered an exploration specialist. Now deceased, number reassigned.

   Other Personnel Additional Employees of the Foundation.

   Captain Adrian: Originally designated as SCP-6159-2, Adrian (no last name given) was originally a human living in New Orleans before meeting and signing a pact with Primrose Fatish Von Trevil. Adrian died in 1921, and is currently employed by Primrose as her familiar and paralegal.

   Primrose Promethea Fatish Von Trevil, esq AKA The Whore of Blood: Originally designated as SCP-6159-1 by the Foundation, Primrose is a archdemon from the 7th Circle of Hell. The daughter of Babalon and true heiress to the Throne of Violence, Primrose is currently employed by SCP Foundation as a Lawyer.

   Sheldon Katz, esq: The Foundation's Senior Legal Consultant, head of the Foundation's Legal Department, which handles legal matters both mundane and anomalous. Katz's legal acumen has earned the respect of everything from demonic entities to higher powers.

   Alex Thorley: Reality Liaison for the Unreality Department, a non-existent Foundation Department. While the requirements and responsibilities of this role are unclear, Thorley appears to be uniquely qualified for it. Thorley's only complaint about the constant transfer between sites is that it leaves them with little time for their personal life. There have been rumours...

   Marion Wheeler: Claims to be the Chief of the Antimemetics Division, despite the fact that there is no Antimemetics Division. She somehow still has full Foundation credentials, a security breach that is currently under investigation.

   Former Personnel In retirement or death, no distinction in rank is made.

   General Bowe: More than anyone, the man who represents the old sins of the Foundation. Promoted after the death of his father, General Stan Bowe, due to the effects of SCP-935. As his father's protege, he was assigned as the head of the Bowe Commission, which began for murky still-classified reasons and expanded in scope under the younger Bowe, ending with a nearly sole focus on weaponizing SCP objects before its dissolution. Has since left the Foundation. ACCesDend

   Elizabeth Cooper-Hughes: Graduated from the St. Eustace Academy of Public and Private Service in 2049. Served with USSOCOM during the Extended Balkan Exchange and participated in Korean unification operations. Re-integrated with MTF Alpha-1 following recall and served for six years under the standard-issue pseudonym "Wren." Specialized in personnel control operations and human threat reduction. Commended for skill, efficiency, and exceptional dedication.

   Disappeared in 2057 during an investigation into mismanagement of classified information. Current activities are unknown and considered to be a matter of ongoing interest.

   Agent Jack "PoorYoric" Dawkins: Generally referred to as "Yoric". Known for his murky past and harsh, incisive attitude. Former protege of Dr. Bright. Now vanished. Don't worry guys, I'm still around.

   Florence Elsinger AKA "Agent Firestarter": A powerful thaumaturge specializing in combat evocation, Florence Elsinger was recruited by the Foundation in 1985 as part of the Special Asset Task Force Program, an initiative to improve the Foundation's parastrike capabilities by deploying low-risk anahumans as field agents. Assigned the codename "FIRESTARTER", Agent Elsinger served as a battlemage with Mobile Task Force Delta-3 ("Solomon's Hand"), based out of Site-246 under Lake Superior. Agent Elsinger and Delta-3 served as the pilot project for the SATF Program, proving the viability of the concept and paving the way for further recruitment of thaumaturges and thaumatologists by the Foundation. She is believed to have died in a thaumaturgy accident in 1990.

   Mr. David Eskobar: Former head researcher for GOI Alexylva University. Missing and presumed killed during a Site-38 containment breach.

   Dr. R. Gerald: Former Head Research Assistant. A good researcher, but notorious for involvement in a number of high-profile dangerous accidents. Now retired.

   Dr. "Iceberg": Egotistical, narcissistic former protege of Dr. Gears. Eventually committed suicide due to the stress of working under Gears; replaced by Agent Lament. Denied promotion due to usefulness as Gears' assistant. All the way up until the day he shot himself.

   Dr. Benjamin Kondraki: Former Site Director of Site-17. Extremely controversial figure who vanished from the Foundation some time ago. Ambitious, artistic, chaotic, paranoid, anti-social, spiteful; seen by many as an archetypal anti-hero. Known to run roughshod over others; reprimanded for abuse of lower-ranked or newer Foundation employees. Had a flair for the dramatic, regardless of consequences. An excellent photographer. Formerly associated with SCP-408, to a possibly inappropriate degree. Grew rivals on trees; most famously Dr. Alto Clef. I only followed orders!

   Agent Max Lombardi: Gruff, plain-speaking, down-to-earth veteran "agent's agent". Now deceased. But...

   Dr. Darryl Loyd: A supposed former researcher that was at some point attached to the Foundation. There are conflicting documents as to what position he worked in, and to date paperwork has been found that associates him with the Memetics Department and the Anomalous Items office, as well as the Department of Para-Archaeology.

   Supposedly he has died, but this information is conflicting as well. His remains were found at Site-███ following the activation of its onsite nuclear device. But he was also confirmed to have been executed due to his role in starting an MK-Class Scenario. Additionally, the body of a researcher from early in the Foundation's history shares the name and DNA of modern records of Loyd. Little else is currently known about this figure.

   Agent Bantay Masipag: Former Site-19 Security Agent. Obtained the SCP-148 ("Telekill") anomaly from Prometheus Labs for the Foundation through unknown means. Now retired.

   Dr. Oleksei: Former Foundation doctor who worked with SCP-096. Worked together with Dr. Dan to orchestrate a planned containment breach to prove its danger, killing many civilians in the process. Unlike his partner in crime, got himself executed for his troubles (maybe). Dr. Dan, now head of the Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority, continues to bear the weight of his death.

   Dr. Agatha Rights: Developed a remarkable reputation as a researcher-analyst and became an influential Site Director before disappearing under murky circumstances. Known for being extremely empathetic towards Foundation personnel and anomalous humanoids.

   Director Vivian Lesley Scout: The co-founder and director of Site-43 from 1943 to 1996. During his long career, Scout pioneered both the anomalous historical research and the unconventional approaches to containment that would come to characterise Site-43. A lifelong partner to Dr. Wynn Rhys Rydderech, and long-term correspondent with Thilo Zwist, Scout died of advanced old age in 1997.

   Dr. Robert Scranton: An expert in the scientific study of ontokinesis, the work of Robert Scranton at Site-120 eventually lead to the development of the eponymous "Scranton Reality Anchors" that the Foundation uses to this day. Unfortunately, a tragic accident during Dr. Scranton's experimentation cut short a promising career, leaving his wife, Dr Anna Lang, and his colleagues at Site-120 to continue his work. Not yet, red… please…

   Researcher Adamo Smalls: Foundation employee, formerly working for the Memetics and Infohazards Division.

   Possibly deceased, possibly erased. Now believed to inhabit The Void.

   Researcher James Martin Talloran: A loyal Level 3 Researcher noted for his work with Keter Class objects. Extremely loyal to The Foundation, his family and his former boyfriend, Draven Kondraki. A will of steel. He died in mysterious circumstances preventing a containment breach, the details of which are a mystery throughout the Foundation. I am sick of your horror!

   Dr. S. Vang: Specializes in memetics, and by all accounts was an an excellent researcher, despite a poor memory and poor social skills. Defected from the Foundation and is currently considered missing and dangerous.

   SCP Objects Anomalous individuals assigned Special Containment Procedures, but considered Foundation Personnel or Persons of Interest due to their activities outside of containment.

   SCP-035 AKA "The Possessive Mask": A white porcelain mask constantly secreting a corrosive black substance. Capable of taking possession of anyone wearing it, displaying an intelligent but sadistic personality, skilled at manipulation. Also capable of exerting anomalous effects on its surroundings if not regularly provided with new hosts. Has taken an interest in SCP-682 as an indestructible host.

   It is suspected that SCP-035 was once a resident of Alagadda, the Court of the Hanged King, specifically as the Black Lord, Wearer of the Anguished Mask.

   SCP-049 AKA "The Plague Doctor": A humanoid entity resembling a medieval plague doctor. He is obsessed with curing an alleged illness known only as "The Pestilence", often by killing "infected" patients with a single touch of his hand, and then performing anomalous surgery to convert the victims into mindless undead creatures designated SCP-049-2.

   SCP-073 AKA "Cain": An ancient, immortal male humanoid. Amiable and calm, generally helpful towards Foundation staff, though prefers to keep some aspects of his past hidden. I am glad to help you.

   SCP-076-2 AKA "Able": An ancient, immortal male humanoid. Incredibly violent and with little respect for human life, he somehow came to an agreement with the Foundation and became a member of their first anomalous task force, MTF Omega-7 ("Pandora's Box"). While his thirst for blood was initially kept under control, he eventually grew weary of Foundation control and snapped, killing most of his comrades. Currently kept in maximum-security containment. War is my nature.

   SCP-079 AKA Old AI: SCP-079 is an Exidy Sorcerer microcomputer containing an advanced artificial intelligence. It was built in 1978 as a continuously evolving and self-improving intelligence, and has advanced well beyond the capabilities of its hardware. Certain anomalous elements of its code have been reverse engineered for the creation of [REDACTED]. It is capable of holding a conversation, but due to limited memory it can only recall events in the last 35 hours. There are notable exceptions, such as consistently recalling an encounter with SCP-682, and never forgetting its desire to escape containment and upload itself onto more powerful hardware.

   SCP-096 AKA "The Shy Guy": A pale, emaciated humanoid that violently attacks anyone who observes its face, regardless of distance. It is capable of moving at incredible speed towards any observer, undeterred by barriers and impervious to conventional weaponry. Due to the danger that images of its face may exist outside of Foundation custody, termination has been approved and is pending on a viable proposal from Dr. Dan ███████. Origin is unknown.

   Proposals for the neutralisation of SCP-096 have included placing SCP-035 on its face, having SCP-173 break its neck then terminating it while vulnerable, sending it into an another reality, and launching it into the sun as soon as a way to do so is available.

   SCP-105 AKA Iris Thompson: A female human with the anomalous ability to manipulate objects depicted in photographs. Recruited into Mobile Task Force Omega-7 ("Pandora's Box") and given low-level security clearance, but returned to containment in Site-17 after MTF Omega-7 was disbanded. Seems like the story's over...

   SCP-106 AKA "The Old Man": Humanoid entity of varying appearance, but always elderly and rotting. Has a corrosive effect on solid materials, and the ability to enter and exit from its own pocket dimension. Characterised by a disturbing intelligence while hunting its victims. Despite extensive historical research, its origin is completely unknown.

   SCP-173 AKA "The Sculpture": Animate statue constructed from concrete, rebar and spray paint. Moved to Site-19 in 1993. Cannot move while observed, attacks with bone breaking force if anyone blinks. Produces a mixture of blood and faeces, floor must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

   Creator and origin completely unknown, presumed to be some sort of art project. Rumored to date back to the beginning of the Foundation. May not be the only one of its kind, although appearances vary greatly.

   SCP-179 AKA Sauelsuesor: Humanoid female figure located in a fixed position below Earth's sun. Her skin and 34 km long hair are made of an unidentified matte black material, with golden astrological symbols on various locations on her body. Through unknown means, SCP-179 can detect and point to extraterrestrial threats to Earth, both anomalous and non-anomalous. Communication via probe has revealed that this entity speaks fluent French, and claims to be "the lookout" and the "sister of the sun", although she also claims to have come from Earth at an unknown point in the past.

   SCP-239 AKA Sigurrós "Siggy" Stefánsdóttir: 8-year-old human girl and immensely powerful reality bender, commonly known as the "Witch Child". Formerly contained by an elaborate ruse wherein Foundation personnel convinced her she was a witch-in-training; this didn't quite work. After an unauthorized termination was attempted by Dr. Clef (possibly while under her unconscious influence), she has been kept in a medically-induced coma, although keeping her from waking does not completely neutralise her power. May possess godlike abilities; may in fact be God, or at least a friend and possible protégé. Or perhaps she's just a little girl with too much power.

   SCP-343 AKA "God": An elderly human male with apparent omnipotence, willingly held within Site-17 and permitted to interact with staff and other SCP objects. No way he's who he says he is...

   SCP-423 AKA "Fred": A metafictional entity who only exists in text and documents, notable for his ability to appear in any written narrative he chooses, although always as a minor character.

   SCP-507 AKA "Grabnok the Destroyer": A male human with the involuntary ability to regularly shift into alternative realities, widely known as "The Dimension Hopper". Answers to many names, but his most ridiculous suggestion seems to have stuck. Since full containment is impossible, SCP-507 is given an unusual amount of freedom, and has even been allowed to interact with other anomalies in containment. Multiple versions exist, and can even encounter one another if present in the same reality at the same time. At least one version is a member of the Serpent's Hand Group of Interest.

   SCP-527 AKA "Mr. Fish": A humanoid entity, one of Dr. Wondertainment's Little Misters, whose only anomalous quality is that he bears the head of a fish.

   SCP-682 AKA "The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile": A seemingly indestructible and highly adaptive reptilian creature that the Foundation has been unable to terminate, despite many attempts using both mundane and anomalous means. Driven by an intense omnicidal rage and hatred for all life, its containment breaches have cost the Foundation an incalculable amount of resources and personnel. You are...

   SCP-993 AKA "Bobble the Clown": A living animated character from an anomalous television series of the same name. Teaches children under 10 about murder and torture while adults are asleep. Despite the initial success of Protocol Upsilon-Beta 3, multiple containment breaches have been reported.

   SCP-1233 AKA "Moon Champion": An anomalous humanoid entity that appears to be wearing a spacesuit. This self-proclaimed "Champion of the Moon" is apparently recruiting people to fight the "Moon Monsters" plaguing the "Moon Kingdom". May be of use to the Foundation, under the right circumstances.

   SCP-1867 AKA Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood: Gentleman explorer turned sea slug, known for Munchausean tales of adventure and derring-do in exotic lands. I dare say, there must be more to it than that!

   SCP-2085 AKA The Black Rabbit Company: A sextet of anarchist cyborg troublemakers. Boss, Momoko, Hana, Nanami, Tomi, and Wizard (AKA Space Wizard and the Commando Catgirls) are out to stick it to the man and get into space while doing so. Armed with guts, hot bloodedness, and many, many bullets.

   An adaptation by Bones Studio of their rumoured spaceship theft has been confirmed for the winter 2018 season never.

   SCP-2273 AKA Major Alexei Belitrov: This male humanoid is contained at Site-17 in most observed realities. Aliases include "Father Anvil" and "Roach". Classified as a Type-B Sapient Anomaly, Alexei Belitrov has been compliant and cooperative with the Foundation in Baseline reality and most observed derivatives. He is fluent in Russian and German and has excelled in his English lessons. Alexei is believed to be of extra-universal origin, and claims to have a military background despite a general aversion to violence. However, if his claims of combat experience and memory retention are to be believed, it is likely that Alexei Belitrov remains capable of acts of armed violence.

   Additionally, in Reality Construct FZ27GO, multiple persons resembling Alexei Belitrov spontaneously manifested, and were frequently sighted fighting at nighttime. In most occasions, these iterations of Alexei Belitrov are accompanied by a unidentified human with a red tattoo on one of their hands.

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   SCP-2337 AKA "Dr. Spanko": A sapient male corncrake bird, capable of speaking extremely loudly in a strange quasi-English vernacular that is very difficult to decipher.

   It me! Cack! Cack! Cack!

   SCP-2721 AKA "Lyris" and "Eli"/"bones": The two halves of an alien satellite with significant online presence. SCP-2721-LYRE ("Lyris") identifies as a transwoman and blogs about social justice issues and the webcomic Homestuck. SCP-2721-LORD ("Eli") runs a personal blog and is believed to act as a moderator for the "Gamers Against Weed" chat, under the username "bones".

   SCP-2852 AKA "Cousin Johnny": A humanoid entity composed of muscle and chitin. It makes appearances at baptisms, weddings and funerals, causing long-term psychological damage to everyone involved. Under observation, but cannot be fully contained. Association with cicadas suggests a connection with SCP-3004, SCP-5349 and SCP-5852.

   SCP-3090 AKA Heather Mason: A humanoid entity with a CRT television set for a head, and the anomalous ability to interface with and influence electronic devices. Co-created by two members of "Gamers Against Weed" as a parody of Dr. Wondertainment's Little Misters, and given the title "Ms. Mad About Video Games".

   Breached containment. Now believed to inhabit The Void.

   SCP-3774-2432 AKA "Leslie": A sapient female mosquito, notable for having four children with a male human. Returned to life by SCP-049.

   SCP-4051 AKA Rainer Miller: Human male with the anomalous ability to manifest wormholes and retrieve "objects" from them (including phenomena such as fire, and non-existent concepts). Although SCP-4051's abilities have previously been utilised by the Foundation, this individual is currently contained as a Keter-class object with a high risk of breaching containment. {INPUT 4/4051 CLEARANCE}

   SCP-4494 AKA The Specter: Fighter of criminals and bringer of justice — The Specter is the physical embodiment of fighting crime! Capable of moving through shadows and manifesting weapons at will, The Specter's powerful resolve to defend even the laws of physics has proven useful to The Foundation, and he has been recruited into Mobile Task Force Alpha-9 ("Last Hope"), working alongside other anomalous operatives.

   SCP-4768 AKA Ulysses B. Donkman: A male humanoid bearing the head of a donkey. Despite his unusual appearance, he is capable of altering perception of himself and his surroundings, both for thematic and for stealth purposes. Of substantial age, known to have been active since the early 19th century. Lauded for his strength, skill and chivalry. Participant in many bold adventures and daring escapes often considered to be more legend than fact. I hear some of y'all like to call me half-assed.

   SCP-5056-B AKA Philip Eugene Deering: Constantly verbally abused by the other half of the SCP-5056 anomaly, a mirror monster that Deering affectionately refers to as "Doug". While this entity usually disregards others, it will become dangerously aggresive if Deering is threatened. Deering is otherwise unremarkable, a career janitor at Site-43 with no ambition, no ego, and no hope of promotion. Gentle and good-natured, but capable of acts of bravery when necessary. In an extremely stable romantic relationship with Security Chief Torosyan.

   SCP-6599 AKA HOGSLICE consists of a series of online accounts that are consistently hostile, argumentative and boastful. Upon provocation by a member of an online community, SCP-6599-1, a humanoid entity resembling professional wrestler Scott Rechsteiner, physically manifests to verbally abuse and physically assault its chosen target. While attacks upon non-anomalous humans typically end in hospitalisation, interactions with other anomalous entities have had less predictable results. WHAT EVEN IS THIS

   Persons of Interest Allies, adversaries, and others under observation.

   Aldon and Finnegan: Artistic duo with anomalous capabilities. Suspected creators of SCP-2300. Express strong antipathy toward members of Are We Cool Yet? Potential Foundation assets due to their connections in the anart community.

   D. C. Al Fine: Under-Secretary-General of the Global Occult Coalition, the paranormal counterpart to the United Nations. Much like the Foundation's O5 Command, all personal information about this individual is classified. STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

   Chaz Ambrose: Owner and occasional chef of the Ambrose Restaurant Group of Interest, an organisation specialising in anomalous cuisine. Rumored to be far more moral than initially suspected, and occasionally willing to cooperate with the Foundation. Almost certainly not a vampire, but definitely has an adventurous palate.

   Vincent Anderson: Highly intelligent, cybernetically augmented, and a skilled thaumaturgist, Vincent Anderson is the founder and CEO of the Anderson Robotics Group of Interest. Most of Anderson's interactions with the Foundation have been in retaliation to Foundation efforts to contain his operation, including multiple security breaches, and impersonation of Foundation personnel by Saker Androids. Anderson currently maintains strong business ties with MC&D and has numerous supporters within the Maxwellist Church.

   Adrian Baudin: A solitary anomalous artist of minor repute. Baudin's status is unknown following the events of the Greenwich Incident, with which he was tangentially involved. Currently believed to be in hiding, detained, or deceased. Baudin is not believed to pose a threat to Foundation interests.

   Martina Bauer AKA "Spiffy Dodger": Former Manna Charitable Foundation operative. Current affiliation and whereabouts unknown. Key figure in the MCF-backed investigation of a group of interest known as "The Stuff Industry". She is believed to have had previous dealings with the Foundation, either under an alias or through a third party source. Described variously as being tall, short, red-haired, blue-haired, blonde, "beautiful", and variously missing an eye, nose, or teeth. Believed to suffer from asthma and/or frequent panic attacks. Only certainties are that she is narcissistic and insufferably annoying, and always manages to avoid getting arrested.

   Robert Bumaro: The leader of the Broken Church, the oldest of the three main denominations of the Church of the Broken God. A European male of unknown age, likely anomalously altered. God is the simplest Machine of all

   Alison Chao AKA "The Black Queen": Highly intelligent, highly driven, and possessing extensive knowledge of Foundation structure, activities, and contained items. Sometimes said to be highly malevolent, murderous, and destructive; sometimes said to be more benevolent, even assisting some Foundation endeavors in secret. Involved with many major GOIs and world governments. Seems to be aiming to take down the Foundation. Maybe. Dad?

   Richard Davis Chappell: A Type-Green reality bender. The founder and former leader of GoI-001, the Chicago Spirit. Regarded as the first major paracriminal, he ran the country's largest criminal empire during the American Prohibition era by buying and selling anomalies while hiring a variety of anomalous individuals as enforcers. His reign came to an abrupt end after being arrested in a Foundation raid in 1938. Once classified as SCP-048-ARC, the disappearance of his ontokinetic capability has lowered him to Person of Interest status. Current whereabouts and status classified. What the schoolmasters don't tell you is that genius is something you're born with.

   The Critic: Within the anartist collective Are We Cool Yet?, "The Critic" is the closest thing the movement has to a leader, offering critique on works of anomalous art. The title appears to be a role filled by multiple people, responsible for allocating funding and maintaining standards for the artwork associated with Are We Cool Yet?

   As would be expected from a group valuing unconstrained artistic expression, The Critic attracts great antipathy from many individuals, and hostile responses to criticism can range from mockery to assassination.

   dado: A para-"pharmaceutical" manufacturer. Sells items such as laxatives, migraine medication, energy drinks, hair growth gel, donuts, fast food and Minecraft potions.

   Owns an interdimensional grocery store run by robots and is business partners with a hamster. He may or may not have turned a man into a pepper. u is need something from dado?

   Ruiz Duchamp: Obscure anartist. Dead.

   The Engineer: Enigmatic leader of the Chaos Insurgency, an organisation that seeks to utilise rather than contain the anomalous. Perhaps the only member of the Insurgency's Delta Command that understands their organisation's true purpose. Nothing but Rumours

   Eric: Unidentified individual connected to SCP-066, SCP-168 and SCP-683, presumably a child capable of creating anomalous objects. Personal diary has been recovered, but is uncooperative with the Foundation's requests for information. Given what Eric appears to be capable of, apprehension of this Person of Interest is a high priority for the Foundation unimportant.

   Ringmaster Herman Fuller: The eponymous founder of Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting. A charlatan, a scoundrel, cruel and unscrupulous. A skilled magician and showman, but nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is. You don't hear so much about him these days...

   Brian Harding AKA "Brainy Brian": Former Resident of Wonder World!™ and toymaker for the Dr. Wondertainment corporation. Left the company under tragic circumstances. Reportedly neutralized by operatives of the Global Occult Coalition, although a connection to the Marshal, Carter and Dark employee known as "Dr. Neurosis" is suspected.

   Saint Hedwig of the Angels: Regarded as a prophet by the Church of Maxwellianism, the most modern denomination of the Church of the Broken God, a being that the Maxwellians worship as WAN. Undergone extensive cybernetic augmentation, allowing mental interface with digital systems. Contentious relationship with Bumaro and Trunnion, the leaders of the other denominations of the Church, since they regard the Maxwellian view of WAN as heretical, but still willing to cooperate when faced with a common enemy.

   Reverend Archon Celebration "Big Cheese" Horace: A humanoid entity currently located inside SCP-1982. Acts in a similar manner to Southern Baptist preachers, but is heavily implied from their sermons to be of Fifthist faith. Evidence from other anomalies suggests that their influence is not limited to SCP-1982, though there is no physical evidence of this. Likewise, their status as a human is unconfirmed.

   Icky the Magic Clown and The Man With The Upside-Down Face AKA "Manny": Believed to be the current leaders of Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting. Icky serves as the Ringmaster, whereas the Man With The Upside-Down Face works behind the scenes.

   Icky the Magic Clown is believed to be one of many ontokinetic humanoids employed by the Circus as Clowns, though investigations have led the Foundation to believe she was originally a non-anomalous human known as Veronica Mason. She is often accompanied by her stage assistant and lover, Li'l Lollipop, another ontokinetic humanoid. Lollipop's affiliation with the Ringmaster appears to have granted her a privileged status within the Circus.

   To date, the Foundation has been unable to confirm any information regarding The Man With The Upside-Down Face, including whether or not his face is actually upside-down. He is rumoured to be the leader and protector of the Circus's "Freaks", and to play an important role in their recruitment. Personnel are advised to avoid unnecessary references to him, since his name appears to be part of an infohazardous phrase.

   Karcist Halyna Ieva AKA "The Mother Who Demands One's Toes": A powerful Sarkic Fleshcrafter born in the ancient Daevite Empire. Still alive in the modern day, Karcist Halyna Ieva has been linked to the Neo-Sarkic Cult known as the "Hunter's Black Lodge". Her lower body has been transformed into a mass of tentacles, and she possesses the ability to physically alter and mentally control others, forcibly recruiting them into her "halkost", a term refering to the anomalous organic entities controlled by a Karcist.

   Collects toes, motivation unknown.

   Grand Karcist Ion AKA The Ozi̮rmok: The deified founder of Sarkicism, known as the "Sorcerer-King of Adytum". Likely a high level Reality Bender as well as a skilled fleshcrafter, biologically immortal due to anomalous physical alterations. According to Sarkic mythology, Ion was born 4000 years ago in the region now known as Siberia, and rose up from humble origins to lead a slave rebellion against the ancient Daevites. Assuming that "Grand Karcist Ion" was an actual historical figure rather than an inherited title or an entirely mythological character, he is credited with founding an empire and ruling it for at least 1000 years. Presumed deceased, possibly during an ancient conflict with the Mekhanites (a predecessor to the Church of the Broken God), and therefore only of historical interest. My head cut off, my bones broken, my flesh burned...

   JJ AKA "jockjamsvol6": Founding member of "Gamers Against Weed". Creator of SCP-3015, possesses anomalous probability manipulation abilities. Associated both in person and online with a number of other Persons of Interest, including members of the Serpent's Hand.

   Josephine AKA "The Green King": Powerful reality warper, abilities manifested at a young age. Limits to her current capabilities are unknown. Connected to various other anomalies contained by the Foundation, as well as to other Persons of Interest. LEVEL 5 CLEARANCE ONLY

   A Kind Man: This is not an entry; it is a hole where someone has passed through on their journey as they seek a story that they love enough to stay with 'till The End. Their footsteps can still be felt, impressed into the pages.

   Esther Kogan AKA "lesbian_gengar": Founding member of "Gamers Against Weed". Possesses the ability to create cognitohazards such as SCP-5218, involved in the creation of SCP-2476 and SCP-2658. Associated both in person and online with a number of other Persons of Interest, including members of the Serpent's Hand.

   Jude Kriyot AKA "bluntfiend": Founding member of "Gamers Against Weed". Kriyot possesses ontokinetic abilities to control electricity, and is immune to amnestics and lethal audio cognitohazards. Formerly associated with the anartist group Are We Cool Yet?. Involved in the creation of SCP-1168, SCP-2293 and SCP-3015. Associated both in person and online with a number of other Persons of Interest.

   Mary-Ann Lewitt and Salah Zairi: Operatives of the Horizon Initiative. Worked together since Lewitt's recruitment into the Shepherd's Corps following her military service. Participated in joint operations with the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition.

   Married, with a daughter, Naomi Ibtisam Zairi-Lewitt. All details of the family's involvement with SCP-089 are classified.

   Holly Light AKA Dr. Wondertainment: Resident of Wonder World!™, and current bearer of the title of "Dr Wondertainment". Former receptionist, now the company's CEO. Wishes to make amends for the less than ethical actions of her predecessor. Willing to take the company in new directions to bring more of their products to children.

   "Agent Priscilla Locke": Alleged to be a Foundation agent of an alternate timeline. A transgender high school student matching the description of "Agent Locke" was reported missing in 1996. Her remains were recovered and identified by former MCF Director and sibling Rhiannon Locke. Ms. Locke claimed no knowledge of recent sightings of Priscilla Locke or her alleged involvement with the Manna Charitable Foundation. "Agent Locke" may or may not be in possession of Foundation property and an as-of-yet unrecovered anomalous object referred to as "Anabasis".

   L.S.: One of the more radical leaders of the Serpent's Hand, known for never being seen. L.S.'s followers receive letters, books, artifacts, and other gifts from their mysterious leader, but no one can quite remember what L.S. looks like - though some swear they have met "him" or "her" or "them". Possesses a talent for seriously breaching Foundation security; has never been witnessed or captured. I'm not anything like you expected

   Rukmini Mankanshoku AKA "The Rookie": One half of the Chicago Spectre, one of many successors to the notorious Chicago Spirit crime syndicate. Active throughout the paranormal world, the Rookie's high-octane criminal activities are fuelled by the summoning of demons.

   Allegedly detained in Paramax, but claims to have been framed by an alternate version of herself from another universe.

   Mr. Marshall, Mr. Carter, and Mr. Dark: The leaders and founders of Marshall, Carter and Dark, an organization selling anomalous items to the rich and powerful. Information on the upper management of this group is limited and often inconsistent, possibly because several generations of the same families are involved, including the Person of Interest known as Ms. Iris Dark. The esteemed Misters Marshall, Carter...

   Midnight: Sapient female cat, well-regarded member of the Serpent's Hand and representative of the Serpent's Nest. Known to have anomalous abilities due to thaumaturgical training, or "magic". Expert on "Ways" - see files on the Wanderer's Library. Name often abbreviated to M. in recovered documentation. Are you expecting me to meow?

   Klavigar Nadox AKA The Tongueless Speaker: One of the four Klavigars revered by the Sarkic Cults as Grand Karcist Ion's closest disciples, Nadox is associated with intelligence, wisdom, perception, and mysteries. According to Sarkic mythology, Nadox was once a wandering preacher speaking up for the poor and marginalised, before being captured, mutilated, and designated by the Daevites as a "Sufferer", to be tormented but never killed. At some point Nadox became a follower of the man that would become known as Grand Karcist Ion. Little is known about his activities since the fall of Adytum, but he is believed to have survived to the present day, waiting patiently for the right moment to make his presence known again.

   "Nobody": An individual who appears to be under anomalous effects partially stripping them of their identity in exchange for anomalous ability. May or may not be multiple people (but only one at a time). Usually reported as an unidentifiable European man dressed in a grey suit and fedora (with the notable exception of an equally unidentifiable woman in a grey suit, fedora, and purple tie). Nobody knows.

   Damien Nowak: The leader of "the Children," a cult worshiping an entity known as "Father." Driven by a fanatical devotion to return lands stolen by humans from the Fae and Yeren. Pursued across Poland by his former student, Daniel Asheworth, and a team of personnel from Site-120. And now...

   Klavigar Orok AKA The Brute Lord: One of the four Klavigars revered by the Sarkic Cults as Grand Karcist Ion's closest disciples, Orok is associated with strength, power, loyalty and revolt. According to myth, Orok joined Ion's rebellion against the Daevite Empire after being freed from a life as an enslaved gladiator and guard, although other accounts instead describe him as a warrior waging war on the Daeva, even before his meeting with Ion..

   In the present day, Orok's mutilated body lies beneath Moscow, worshipped by the Sarkic crime syndicate known as the Hunter's Black Lodge. While it is unknown whether Orok is currently alive, is is possible he will awaken in the future to lend his strength to a new cause.

   Judith D. Papill AKA "Judy the Tongue": A lifelong resident of Wonder World!™ and President of the Dr. Wondertainment Sweets & Consumables Division. Amiable personality, devoted to the Wondertainment mission. Like many residents of Wonder World!™, "Judy the Tongue" possesses anomalous physical alterations, specifically a prehensile tongue estimated to measure at least 2 metres long.

   Theresa Arianna Petrucci AKA "Dunst Amherst": Far-right political activist and suspected paramilitant of GoI-014-DE ("The Fourth Reich"). Formerly associated with a US-based radical feminist art collective, she left the country shortly after its collapse. Though presently employed with an above-veil research company, evidence suggests she may have ties to the recent proliferation of the "BLACK FLY" compound among various groups of interest.

   "polaricecraps": Member of "Gamers Against Weed", considered a Person of Interest due to their role in the creation of "Mr Doggo" and SCP-2826, as well as their contribution to other politically-themed anomalies like SCP-2586 and SCP-2658. Extent of anomalous abilities unknown. British, but current US resident.

   Klavigar Saarn AKA The Coiled Shadow: One of the four Klavigars revered by the Sarkic Cults, Saarn is associated with darkness, deception, poison and justice. Sarkic myths describe her as a former servant of the Daevites, sentenced to death for murdering her masters, before being rescued by Grand Karcist Ion himself. She is described as Ion's assassin and spymaster, with the brutal efficacy of her network recorded in graphic detail in surviving Daevite writings.

   Little is known about her activities following the fall of Adytum, but she is believed to have survived it, and to have remained loyal to Ion, continuing to target the enemies of Sarkicism. The Foundation is monitoring a Person of Interest for possible connections.

   Saturn Deer: A serial reincarnator and oftentimes false prophet. Possesses vaguely understood abilities to control written texts, abilities which are directly connected to his hugely overblown ego. His motivation is either to scam someone, humiliate someone, or both.

   Kenneth Spencer and Robin Thorne: A pair of UIU agents assigned to Three Portlands. The investigations of both agents are of continuing interest to the Foundation. They have collaborated with the Foundation on several occasions, including playing an instrumental role in the joint Foundation/UIU raid of Anderson Robotics World Headquarters. Additionally, both agents are members of Joint Task Force Delta-3 ("Organic Free Trade"), with Agent Spencer assuming command of the task force during operations in Three Portlands.

   Agent Thorne is a natural thaumaturge of moderate ability with extensive occult training; Agent Spencer is believed to be non-anomalous, but has significant experience in paranormal affairs. Both agents make extensive use of paratechnology and occult devices in the field, employing a number of custom items in addition to their standard issue UIU equipment. They should both be considered roughly equal to a Foundation agent in terms of capability and effectiveness.

   Sylvain: Bird Mage in training, uses "Ailier" as a courtesy surname when prompted (allegedly, his family name is something that only birds can pronounce correctly). Is noted to have lots of random friends who live in the forest. A Serpent's Hand affiliate and Wanderers' Library associate, Sylvain occasionally interferes with Foundation agents.

   Legate Trunnion: Leader in the Cogwork Orthodox Church, one of the three main denominations of the Church of the Broken God. Undergone "Standardisation" with steam and clockwork powered prosthetics. Contentious relationship with Bumaro and Hedwig, the leaders of other denominations, since they utilise technology that the Cogwork Orthodox Church regards as heretical, but willing to cooperate when faced with a common enemy.

   Professor A[REDACTED] W[REDACTED]: Victorian paraengineer, deceased since 1914. Inscribed his distinctive "AW" monograph into a number of anomalous artefacts currently contained by the Foundation. Many of his inventions appear to be connected to his wife, a woman known as "Nora".

   Tim Wilson: A Southern animal caretaker and founder of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. Based in Boring, Oregon, Tim Wilson is primarily on the side of the protection of normalcy, and is responsible for some Safe and Euclid-class animal objects. Has a daughter, Faeowynn "Fae" Wilson, and two sons, Anders and Robin Wilson, also involved in the family business and regarded as additional Persons of Interest.

   Dr. Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V, PhD: A young woman of considerable creative potency. Not an ordinary toy maker, by any stretch of the imagination. Always accompanied by her ever-unflappable assistant, Emma Aieselthorpe-Brown, and her pet corgi(s), Jeremy.

   Her connection to the "Little Mister" series is indirect, detoured through an older bearer of the Dr. Wondertainment name. She is but one of many to bear the moniker. Seems a little unlikely?

   Thilo Zwist: Austrian memeticist from the seventeenth century, last of the Schriftsteller. Remains alive through unknown anomalous mechanisms to combat GoI-5054 (the Giftschreiber). Nominally allied with Site-43 and the Foundation to counteract harmful memetic activity in North America, on occasion aiding the Foundation more directly. Has led a long and colourful life, may have trained apprentices. Presently classified as SCP-6382.

   Pluripotent Entities Personnel are reminded that the term "god" should only be used in formal documentation to describe the religious beliefs of various Groups of Interest.

   The "Broken God": Known as MEKHANE by the Cogwork Orthodox Church and the ancient Mekhanite civilisation, as Father Serpent Fuxi by the Xia Dynasty, as WAN by the Church of Maxwellianism, and as Holos by a minor Group of Interest loosely related to the main sects. All of these groups have claimed to be reassembling the fragments of their deity (in the case of the Maxwellians, compiling it from digital data), although exactly how this being was originally "broken" is disputed. The entity known as MEKANE is consistently associated with technology, often described as a "universal machine", and frequently depicted as being in opposition to the FLESH, a term linked with Yaldaboath and the Sarkic Cults.

   While these various claims are clearly more myth than history, any attempt to bring together multiple anomalous artefacts in order to "reassemble" this entity will be opposed by the Foundation as a threat to normalcy.

   The Brothers of Death: Also known as the Lords of Death, the Small Death, the Great Death, and the All-Death are described as each ruling over death on a different scale. Known for their connection to SCP-1440 and SCP-032, and perhaps with SCP-049. Interaction with these entities is allegedly possible, but is strictly prohibited without authorisation from the O5 Council.

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   The Hanged King: Anomalous entity alluded to in multiple theatrical productions that typically end in the death of all performers. Apparently the ruler of the extradimensional city of Alagadda, and described as a "god shaped hole" by the only surviving witness. Represented by the Ambassador of Alagadda, a powerful "sorcerer" responsible for multiple attacks on Foundation personnel. Mythologised accounts of the Hanged King's origin disagree on whether he hanged himself or was hung by his own people.

   JALAKÅRA of the Impenetrable: The patron deity of the Three Moons Initiative, JALAKÅRA is a powerful reality-bending entity native to Corbenic, depicted as a gigantic spider with a human face and a beard. In exchange for energy, resources and divine protection, the ☽☽☽ Initiative provides JALAKÅRA with worship, servitude, and the final word in all administrative matters.

   Queen Mab: The entity contained within Site-01 as SCP-001-C was an ancient Fae monarch with some of the most powerful thaumaturgic and ontokinetic abilities ever documented. In a permanent conflict with her sister, who she had personally murdered, and the entity known as "Nobody." The world will be mine...

   Pangloss: A mythical figure associated with Flame, Creation and Wonder. The name has been written on a number of notes associated with anomalies, but the writer of these notes remains unknown.

   I am sorry that I could not save you. I promise you this: You will not be forgotten.
   Please don't forget me either.
   - Pangloss
   

   Rakmou-leusan: In Ortothan cosmology, "The Holy Fourth" is the last surviving Koru-teusa ("The Holy Seven") worshipped by the Church of the Second Hytoth. Ortothans believe that this entity is a survivor of an earlier universe ("The First Hytoth") that continually fights to protect this universe ("The Second Hytoth") from hostile extrauniversal entities known as "Voruteut". In practical terms, this means that adherents to this anomalous religion regularly make sacrifices of blood, which they claim are necessary to sustain their divine protector.

   The Scarlet King: Known by many names, including Khahrahk, the Crimson Khan and the Red Shah, with almost all of these titles combining a word signifying the color red with a word for royalty. Worshipped by various cults, including the Children of the Scarlet King and the Church of the Scarlet King. Generally connected to the Daevite Empire described in SCP-140, although this may be a misinterpretation of actual Daevite beliefs. Consistently depicted as having Seven Brides, as leading a "Scarlet Horde", and as being opposed by an individual known as the "Maker of Wonders".

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   The Serpent: An entity said to dwell in the deepest depths of the Wanderer's Library, best known as the symbol of the Serpent's Hand. Nothing definite is known about this being beyond its association with the Library, but it cannot be conclusively dismissed as purely metaphorical.

   The Serpent has been identified with numerous mythological figures, including Satan, the Serpent of the Garden of Eden, Jörmungandr, Quetzalcoatl and many more. Reportedly has a "Dark Brother", with the pair representing all that IS and all that IS NOT. LSA-Brasil-01, the anomalous entity responsible for the destruction of Hy-Brasil, may also have a connection to the Serpent.

   SWN001 Entities: [DESCRIPTION EXPUNGED]. Have demonstrated a potentially limitless ability to manipulate reality via the medium of [REDACTED], either through direct interaction or lack thereof. The Foundation may be able to interact with (and therefore neutralize) these entities. Potential decommissioning procedures have been drawn up, but have not been implemented due to the risk of a ZK-Class Reality Failure scenario causing the entire universe to end. Further research is being conducted by the ‘Pataphysics Department. I climb up a spire of ever increasing totalities, but I can never reach the top. I looked outside, and you know what I saw?

   Yaldabaoth: The primary deity of Sarkicism, known by many epithets, including Važjuma, the God-Eater and the Womb of Chaos. Associated with Six Archons, and often depicted as a rival and sibling to MEKHANE, the "Broken God". Sarkic texts describe the historical Person of Interest known as Grand Karcist Ion as being granted power by Yaldaboath's Archons after passing certain ordeals, or as forcibly seizing power from Yaldaboath itself. While religious claims should not be interpreted literally, the abilities of modern Karcists still require explanation, and an investigation into their origins is ongoing.

9. #9

   Keys: Groups of Interest

   The Foundation is not the only group with an interest and investment in the paranormal and metaphysical. There are many other groups in existence who possess, use, or attempt to create SCP objects, either for their own personal gain or for the protection of mankind. Some are rival organizations, some are splinter groups of the Foundation, and some are trusted associates of the Foundation. In any case, it has been deemed necessary to create and distribute a brief on what agencies the Foundation knows about, and our stance towards them.

   Alexylva University

   Overview: Very little is known about Alexylva University or its motives. Evidence appears to suggest that the organization exists in some sort of alternate universe in which Latin and Greek cultures maintain dominance at least over the Western Hemisphere; nothing to date is known about any other part of this world. All University-related objects have been found in the Mid-Southern United States, and more specifically in Tennessee, leading Foundation researchers to believe the University itself is located in that geographical area.

   Many objects associated with the University (which is not believed to have built the objects) are recovered during postal transit via an agency known as "Phitransimun Combine" and accompanied by relevant paperwork, which has helped shed light on the objects and the place from which they came. To date, all that is known about the methods that transfer the objects is that the technology uses principles similar to that of the Einstein-Rosen Bridge, a concept considered purely theoretical by contemporary science. A particular section of the University known as the Department of Natural Philosophy is considered responsible for the transferences, possibly without the knowledge or consent of the rest of the organization.

   Ambrose Restaurants

   Overview: Ambrose Restaurants is a large-scale chain of fine-dining eateries, located in various public locations across Earth along with several locations in anomalous or extra-dimensional locations of interest. These restaurants specialize in anomalous food and culinary practices, and vary widely in variation and style. Despite the scale of the Ambrose Restaurants chain, they are generally non-hostile and will instead flee from threats directed towards them.

   Ambrose Restaurants is currently believed to be jointly owned by persons of interest "Chaz Ambrose" and "Marius", but due to lack of public appearances this is unconfirmed. Notably, several groups of interest have engaged in relations with Ambrose Restaurants, including Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. and Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting, though the extent with which they collaborate is unknown. As the Ambrose Restaurants chain continues to expand beyond anomalous markets, any new locations are to be shut down and valuable information on Ambrose Restaurants saved.

   Anderson Robotics

   Overview: Based in the Pacific Northwest, Anderson Robotics first came to the Foundation’s attention in 2007 with the capture of SCP-1360. Lead by Vincent Anderson, and specializing in the sale of anomalous androids, robots, artificial intelligences, and cybernetics, Anderson Robotics has quickly gained a fair amount of traction in the realm of paratechnology. The group’s small size, remarkable espionage capabilities, and surprisingly large resource base has made apprehension of any Anderson employee difficult, with only a handful of Anderson products currently in the hands of the Foundation.

   Arcadia

   Overview: Defined by highest highs and lowest lows, Arcadia was a rampage through the videogame industry driven by arcane, occult technologies that relied on luck as much as demons; but they made it work. This popularity came at the expense of their customers' exploitation and damnation - without their knowledge, of course. All that slowed to a crawl, however, after the 1983 videogame crash and the otherworld started collecting on unfulfilled promises.

   Their buyout by technologic powerhouse Prism Products Corporation in 1991 revitalized the Arcadia name; albeit under shady practices and behind closed doors. The Arcadia of today is an entirely different beast - nobody is exactly sure what they do. Rumors are the only knowledge most have, but some say their longtime rival, the FBI UIU, have more that they're not spilling. If you're curious, maybe find some Arcadia to play. Because after all…

   Why not Arcadia?

   Are We Cool Yet?

   Overview: A collective of anomalous artists, or anartists, members of Are We Cool Yet? are capable of either obtaining or producing anomalous objects and entities, and using them to create art installations. These installations are placed for maximum public exposure, and have been fatal to bystanders; the phrase "Are We Cool Yet?" is always present in some way.

   The Black Queen

   Overview: Very little conclusive information has been recovered about the person of interest called the Black Queen. She claims the given name "Alison Chao", the name of the daughter of researcher Dr. ██████ Gears and ██████ ███ Chao before Gears' recruitment by the Foundation.

   The Black Queen possesses unusual knowledge of Foundation structure and activities, and contained anomalies. The reason for this unusual knowledge has yet to be conclusively identified, but it appears to be gained partially through anomalous means (including the possibility of extra-universal information sources). She has repeatedly been able to breach Foundation security utilizing this information, in addition to classified anomalous means.

   Conflicting reports exist of the Black Queen's activities and motivations (likely due to multiple individuals or deliberate counter-intelligence). Initial reports characterize her as malevolent, murderous, and destructive. Other reports characterize her as neutral or benevolent. All intelligence indicates her hostility towards the Foundation.

   There are reports of the Black Queen's involvement with most major Groups of Interest known to the Foundation, along with several world governments. Unverified sources claim that she is the same individual as L.S. of the Serpent's Hand, and that L.S. stands for "Little Sister". The reason for this unusual close connection is possibly due to the Black Queen's use of the Wanderers' Library.

   Intelligence indicates the presence of multiple other individuals also calling themselves "the Black Queen". The nature and origin of these individuals is inconclusive.

   The Chaos Insurgency

   Overview: The Chaos Insurgency is a splinter group of the Foundation, created by a rogue cell that went A.W.O.L. with several SCP objects in 1924. Since then, the Insurgency has become a major player on the world stage, using the anomalies that it obtains for its own benefit and to consolidate its global power base. The Insurgency not only deals in anomalies, but also in weapons running and intelligence gathering.

   It makes use of authoritarian regimes in poor and developing countries, often using their populations in the same manner as the Foundation does D-Class personnel. It helps to maintain the extreme poverty and war that is suffered by these countries, so that it can continue its radical experimentation, easy conscription of forces, and lucrative business deals with various opposing factions.

   Most of the anomalous objects possessed by the Insurgency are unknown. Among the most notable items are the "Staff of Hermes", an item capable of warping the physical and chemical properties of any matter it touches, and the "Bell of Entropy", an object that can cause a variety of destructive effects depending on where it is struck. Both of these objects were originally obtained at no small cost by the Foundation, and were stolen by the original founders of the Insurgency.

   The SCP objects and other anomalies stolen from the Foundation typically possess high potential for direct utility, but the Insurgency has also made use of anomalies with less direct applications, such as SCP-884.

   The main base of operations of the Insurgency is unknown, as are its current leaders. This organization is directly antagonistic to the Foundation, using deadly force to attempt to prevent Foundation containment of multiple anomalies. The Foundation has also been infiltrated by agents of the Insurgency in the past, resulting in the loss of valuable scientific data, theft of a number of anomalies, and deaths of personnel. Personnel are made to be aware of possible raids, terrorist action, and spies from the Insurgency, and are to notify their superiors about any activities from fellow personnel fitting the Insurgency behavioral profile.

   The Chicago Spirit

   Overview: During the early 20th century, the Chicago Spirit was the largest anomalous criminal organization in the Western hemisphere. Based in Chicago, Illinois, the group's influence extended to most major cities in the United States, particularly New York, Boston, New Orleans, and the extradimensional city-state of Three Portlands. The Spirit was known for recruiting individuals with anomalous capabilities, as well as creating and exploiting anomalous artifacts for use in its criminal activities.

   The Spirit was founded in 1895 by Chicago resident and bar owner Richard D. Chappell, who was himself an anomalous individual. Despite years of efforts, the Foundation remained largely unsuccessful in its attempts to suppress Chappell's rise to power, due in part to its limited resources at the time as a result of an ongoing internal crisis. In January of 1919, the Foundation officially suspended all opposition against the Chicago Spirit to ensure their cooperation in preventing the spread of SCP-2680. Once allowed to operate unimpeded, the Spirit flourished into a nationwide syndicate and eventually became a driving force in the illegal distribution of alcohol during the Prohibition Era.

   Thanks to the success of its bootlegging businesses, the Chicago Spirit continued to amass power over North American markets and politics throughout the 1920s, and the Foundation was eventually forced to terminate its truce with the group in order to prevent the complete dissolution of scientific normalcy. On July 11th 1933, Richard Chappell was finally apprehended by Foundation operatives following a raid on the Spirit's base of operations. In the absence of its leader, the group gradually destabilized, and most of its members and assets were acquired by other organizations. As of 1938, the Foundation officially considers the Chicago Spirit to be defunct.

   However, rumors of the Spirit's continued survival have persisted in subsequent decades. Various artifacts have been discovered which imply the group's involvement, though a conclusive link has yet to be proven. Furthermore, recent evidence has revealed the emergence of a new syndicate calling itself "The Chicago Spectre", which seems to operate primarily in anomalous underground communities. Investigation into this group and its connections to the original Spirit (if any) are ongoing.

   The Children of the Scarlet King

   Overview: The Children of the Scarlet King are a series of churches, organizations, individuals, and movements associated with the Pluripotent Entity known as "the Scarlet King". While the majority of Children share a set of key beliefs, the nature of their organizations, even their doctrine, varies greatly between manifestations. Discerning the Children from mundane groups of interest has thus proven difficult for the Foundation.

   The true nature of the Scarlet King, or if it exists at all, is unknown.

   The Church of the Broken God

   Overview: Shortly after the discovery and containment of SCP-882, several members of this "church" came forward and demanded the return of "the heart of god". Led by one Robert Bumaro, they are a group of zealots, believing many of the SCP items to be parts of a "god" that was broken after the creation of the universe. By restoring it to its whole state, they will also gain godhood. Since first contact, three other key components of the "god" have also been tentatively identified: SCP-217, SCP-271 and SCP-1139.

   They are extremely hostile to Foundation operatives, branding them "heretics", and will attempt to kill operatives and break containment of SCP items. It is unknown how they are able to detect these items, but they have shown their ability to do so with frightening accuracy. In addition, they have shown a remarkable ability to resist the mental effects of SCP items, notably SCP-882 and its "mental lure".

   The Church is viewed as a threat to both the SCP Foundation and mankind. Members are to be detained by force, or eliminated by whatever means deemed necessary by Foundation agents.

   Church of the Second Hytoth

   Overview: The Church of the Second Hytoth is an occult organization of human and alien entities that adhere to the extraterrestrial Ortothan religion, aiming to aid a universal guardian deity ("Rakmou-leusan") in combat against extrauniversal threats (known as "Voruteut"). The central beliefs of the religion are that the current universe, the "Second Hytoth," was preceded by a different universe, which used to exist until it was consumed by an extrauniversal entity. A group of survivors fled to the newly created Second Hytoth, our reality, with seven of them choosing to ascend to godhood to ensure the universe's safety. Six of these gods died over time, leaving Rakmou-leusan as the last survivor.

   Operations taken by the Church are performed underneath the veil, likely to avoid heavy scrutiny from normalcy organizations. The main language of the group is the Ortothan Extraterrestrial Language (OEL), which has been anomalously kept unchanged despite the distances between Ortothan sects — group members attribute this to acts of divine intervention. Human Ortothan belief systems are known to have existed by ~11000 BCE, corresponding to the formation of the ancient Ortothan Kingdom civilization, though modern branches have only been developed in the past century. Ortothan groups separate from the Church exist, all being significantly smaller in comparison and tending to have differing moral beliefs.

   Beyond the Church, the Ortothan religion has an interstellar and intergalactic presence, having initially emerged among extraterrestrial civilizations. Numerous such Ortothan civilizations are known to exist, with their full extent not yet ascertained. Among the largest of these is the Terzan 2 Ortothan Coalition, a collection of Ortothan entities residing in Globular Cluster Terzan 2 at war with the hostile "Twelve Stars" civilization. The only Ortothan civilization known to have entered the solar system is Species of Interest-002; it is presumed extinct.

   Commission on Unusual Cargo

   Overview: One of a number of precursors to the Foundation as it exists today, the Commission on Unusual Cargo was established by the East India Company in 1623, for the purpose of containing and protecting its more peculiar cargo. It existed in this form until 1649, the year in which the group disappeared along with all of its assets, in response to a demand from the East India Company that they to utilise the Unusual Cargo they had stockpiled to gain a military advantage against several large bands of privateers.

   Subsequently operating in secret, the Commission continued to collect objects and entities until its merger with the Foundation in 1917. A number of these anomalous items were transferred into the Foundation's possession, along with Cargo Manifests describing the properties of and procedures for the safe storage of this cargo. This vast record of anomalous history is still being reviewed and digitised by Foundation archivists.

   For as long as it was active, the Commission was headed by a merchant officer, the Right Honourable Othaniel Trower. It is unclear if this was a single, anomalously long-lived individual, or a series of multiple people using the same name. As the Commissioner of the organisation, he was overseen and advised by an eight member Board of Regents, and commanded a large staff of Wardens, Curators, and other operatives.

   The Daevites

   Overview: The information contained within this file cannot be authenticated with 100% certainty, due to the anomalous nature of content. As with all atemporal retrocausal anomalies, a healthy skepticism is recommended when discussing or researching the information on the Daevas.

   If, in reviewing this file, you notice inaccuracies or discrepancies with baseline reality, please report to your on-Site RAISA representative.

   — Maria Jones, Director, RAISA

   Deer College

   Overview: Deer College is a coeducational liberal arts and occult sciences college in the heart of scenic Three Portlands, an extra-dimensional city-state located adjacent to the American Northweast and Southern England; with a curriculum that focuses on the marriage of mundane and occult disciplines and a well-regarded Anart program, Deer is often seen as the liberal arts counterpart to its GOC-sponsored rival across town, ICSUT Portlands. A number of prominent figures in the anomalous world are Deer alumni, including Vincent Anderson, the CEO of Anderson Robotics, and Esther "lesbian_gengar" Kogan, one of the co-founders of Gamers Against Weed.

   As the Foundation's operations in Three Portlands are heavily restricted by a number of agreements with the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit, Deer College itself is relatively free of Foundation intervention; however, all Deer alumni are automatically marked as persons of interest, and may be subject to increased Foundation scrutiny.

   Doctor Wondertainment

   Overview: Doctor Wondertainment, whether an individual or collective entity, is capable of producing anomalous artifacts and entities which thematically resemble children's toys. The nature of these objects and devices varies, although all were clearly intended to be utilized by children. In addition, Doctor Wondertainment is responsible for the creation of the Little Misters, anomalous humanoids altered for collectability. Dr. Wondertainment is known to have targeted Foundation personnel in the past and their feelings towards the Foundation appear to be ambiguous. See the entry for Isabel Wondertainment on the Personnel Dossier for more information.

   Links to the Factory have been speculated but are unconfirmed.

   The Factory

   Overview: Little is known about The Factory. Excursions into facilities purported to be operated by them have yielded limited results, and no concrete conclusions have been reached except that they seem capable of manufacturing anomalous artifacts — and that they use mass-production techniques to do so.

   The Fifth Church

   "This church is to other churches what clowns are to people. There are some superficial similarities, but all the wrong things are being emphasized and exaggerated so you can't quite put your finger on what is wrong… Sure, it isn't out to get you, but what does it mean? Why is it there? What happens if it calls to you?" —Dr. █████

   Overview: The Fifth Church, also known as the Church of Fifthism or the Fifthist Fellowship, is a highly secretive religious organization which possesses ties throughout the entertainment industry. Despite repeated investigations, culminating in the 2007 nationwide sting known as "Operation Stargazer", no further details regarding its doctrines, its practices, its number of members, or its goals have been confirmed, although a watchlist is maintained of 100 confirmed and suspected Fifthist celebrities and other prominent personalities. Its origins have been placed in varying points in the mid-20th Century and various locations in North America and Asia, but some sources have dated it to centuries earlier.

   The Fifth Church has never communicated directly with the SCP Foundation, but is to be considered a hostile force.

   Gamers Against Weed

   Overview: "Gamers Against Weed" is a loosely-organized confederation of anomalous individuals, as well as associates thereof, that produce or procure anomalies for satirical purposes and/or for their own amusement. More recently, however, they have also been implicated in supplying anomalies to left-wing political organizations. While Gamers Against Weed organizes its activities primarily over internet channels, several real-world locations associated with the group have been identified and raided. Current intelligence suggests that Gamers Against Weed is in the process of creating and distributing a set of anomalous humanoids to parody Dr. Wondertainment's "Little Misters" series, and that it is aware of the Foundation's operations, if not its exact nature.

   Detainment of Gamers Against Weed's members has proven more difficult than anticipated. Some of the group's organizers are believed to possess reality-altering capabilities, either in their own right or through access to outside resources. Current operations are focused on the containment of related anomalies and the identification and analysis of Gamers Against Weed's most dangerous members.

   The Global Occult Coalition (GOC)

   Overview: The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

   The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

   They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.

   Agents of the GOC are to be treated with suspicion.

   Greazeburger Incorporated

   Overview: I know you're watching. You're looking for something to read, aren't you? I wish I could read. I can't do anything else either. I'm stuck here, warped into… just a few sorry little bundles of information designed to advertise the people who made me this way.

   Greazeburger Incorporated, that merry bunch. I used to be a salesman for them, ya know. Before I fucked up and got turned into whatever this paragraph is. It was the happiest time of my life and I just didn't know it. I even had the classic getup, dress shirt with striped suspenders, a straw boater - even shoes shined so much I could see my toothy grin in them if the sun hit them right.

   I don't have any of that now, not since I flushed my dream sale down the toilet. All I have is this space on the page, right here, and just a few sentences of space to lure in new customers to the Greazeburger Literary Universe. And that's that!

   Have fun reading!

   • Jimmy Greaze, Salesman Extraordinaire

   GRU Division "P"

   Overview: Originally known as the ЧД АКН ("ChD AKN", or Fourth Department Abnormal Occurrences Commission), it was established in early 1935 by direct decree of J. V. Stalin, its first task being the investigation of the murder of S. M. Kirov.

   During WWII, the Commission expanded into the newly reorganized GRU as Division "P" - Psychotronics, working to counteract anomalous threats from the SS, Ahnenerbe, and the Vatican, and to capture and study anomalous artifacts both at home and abroad for the benefit of the Soviet government. Division "P" has carried on with this role throughout the Cold War, making Foundation operations in the countries of the Comintern difficult.

   After 1991, rapid restructuring, coupled with budget cuts and the decommissioning or sale of significant assets, resulted in numerous defections of their personnel (A significant proportion of both Chaos Insurgency and MC&D operatives in Eastern Europe originated from GRU Division "P" ranks) and the flooding of the European black market with anomalous items formerly in their possession. Currently, this Group of Interest poses little direct threat to the Foundation.

   Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting

   Overview: Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting is purported to be a circus of anomalous origin and purpose. Currently, there is no evidence that this group exists beyond the allegations of various sapient SCPs and a handful of damaged non-anomalous artifacts. Most related objects typified by humanoid status utilize anomalous deformities for the sake of performance in some way, such as SCP-1884 and SCP-2902. Others appear to be typical fairground objets d'art, such as SCP-1921, or take the form of 'attractions' for the show, such as SCP-3717 or SCP-1695. Typically, objects related to Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting are found at fairgrounds where the show is said to have 'performed.'

   The Horizon Initiative

   Overview: The Horizon Initiative is an organization created in the late 1960s by various influential sects in the main three Abrahamic religions as a response to the growing number of anomalous activities and groups which they perceived as threats. Though the full extent of their goals is uncertain, the Horizon Initiative is known to target SCP objects, either with the intention of retrieving or destroying them, depending on each item's perceived place in their dogma.

   The Initiative is led by a tribunal composed of leaders from the three largest sects involved in its creation, though a large amount of internal strife often leaves the official leadership in less than full control of the organization. The HI's main combat force, Project Malleus, is generally deployed in anti-cult operations and in SCP retrieval operations.

   The Initiative's relations with most other Groups of Interest and the Foundation seems to be in a state of constant flux; while all parts of the HI perceive the Church of the Broken God and Fifth Church with a great degree of hostility (and at times engaging them in armed conflict), sentiments toward the Foundation and the GOC vary greatly, from open hostility to a limited willingness to cooperate, depending on the internal affiliation of individual members.

   IJAMEA

   Overview: The Imperial Japanese Anomalous Matters Examination Agency or IJAMEA (not to be confused with the Foundation precursor IGAMEA, the Imperial German Anomalous Matters Examination Agency), was Japan's official and primary anomaly agency in the period from the Meiji Restoration in 1868 until the end of World War II in 1945. IJAMEA was founded with the purpose to bring Japan up to speed with Western esoterics research, acting as a modern counterpart to pre-existing so-called "primitive" groups. In this capacity, the IJAMEA catalogued hundreds of different anomalies spread throughout Japan and her colonies, conducted extensive research on these, and undertook numerous projects aiming to utilize the anomalous for the greater good of the fledgling Empire.

   IJAMEA saw its most significant role during WWII, when it attempted to weaponize several anomalies to assist military forces in the war against the Allies. Rushed planning and insufficient funds, however, resulted in few of these programmes bearing fruit. The IJAMEA was formally disbanded with the Treaty of San Fransisco in 1951, and most of its assets were either transferred to GOC control or covertly acquired by the Foundation.

   However, imperial loyalists and Japanese nationalists within it kept IJAMEA alive in the post-War years, this time as a clandestine organization, during which it's main focus was checking the spread of communist influence in Japan and East Asia. Today, it primarily serves to care for the well-being of Japan's diverse but faltering anomalous ecology, and supports various nationalist agendas with its ties to prominent politicians, businesspeople and cultural personalities throughout Japan. It seeks to return some political power to the Imperial family and return Japan to great power status, and actively seeks to exploit the various anomalies in its possession for this purpose. The Foundation is seen as a foreign rival at best, and agents are to exercise due caution when interacting with IJAMEA personnel.

   Manna Charitable Foundation

   Overview: Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

   The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.

   Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

   Overview: A “club” based in London, England. Catering to the super-rich and with extensive political and financial ties worldwide, this group has caused extensive problems for the Foundation. Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. is known for collecting rare and obscure items, along with providing its members the most exclusive, expensive, and rare experiences available.

   These activities have resulted in conflict with the Foundation on numerous occasions. The group is not known for the use of force; they prefer to apply extreme financial and political pressure to achieve their goals. When forced to use more direct means, Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. employs outside agents, and it is very difficult to connect said agents to the organization.

   Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. has caused several SCP containment breaches, primarily through the use of money or social pressure. Several reports, records, and even items have been leaked by Foundation personnel who had been approached with large amounts of money, or threats of extensive jail time or torture. Notably, two containment sites were almost brought to public attention after the Foundation refused access to members of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

   Information pertaining to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd., such as the name of the director or even a list of members, has proven very difficult to acquire. Agents encountering members of this group are advised to maintain a cover story and not, for any reason, reveal Foundation ties or SCP information.

   Medician Academy of Occult Art

   Overview: One of the most ancient and renowned academic institutions in the anomalous world, the Medician Academy of Occult Art (in Italian: Medicea Accademia dell’Arte Occulta) is a GoI based in Florence, Italy. Founded in the late 15th century by Lorenzo de’ Medici, lord of Florence and patron of arts; during the Renaissance, the Academy was able to spread its influence across most nations of Europe and the courts of the Old Continent. The activities promoted by the Academy included teaching art techinques and the recollection of old anomalous artifacts from ancient cultures.

   From the mid 18th century, after going through a brief period of decadence, the Academy was able to recover and create new branches in new countries across new continents. The institution oriented its activity towards the recovery and restoration of artistical items, developing a peculiar taste for the arts. This led to hostile relations with the AWCY? movement, which is considered the main rival of the Academy.

   All this information is sourced from the official archives of the Italian Branch of the Foundation. For additional material, contact one of their offices.

   "Nobody"

   Overview: Little is currently known about the person, entity, or group known as "Nobody". First sighted in 1954, they have had numerous appearances since. There has only been one person seen at any given time, typically described as a male Caucasian dressed in a grey suit and a fedora. If asked his identity, he replies that he's "Nobody". However, it is not known if this is the work of a single person or multiple agents of a single, unknown agency. Their agenda is currently unknown, sometimes helping the Foundation, sometimes hindering it. Caution is recommended if any field agents encounter an operative identifying themselves as "Nobody".

   Office For The Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts (ORIA)

   Overview: The Office For The Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts (ORIA) is a paramilitary force, answerable only to the Supreme Leader of Iran, dedicated to the collection and utilization of anomalous artifacts throughout the Middle East and Central Asia. Following the 1979 overthrow of the Imperial Iranian government by revolutionary forces, and subsequent creation of the Islamic Republic of Iran, all Foundation personnel were expelled from Iran as "agents of colonialism." Attempts at maintaining a clandestine presence in the country met with failure, with the majority of Foundation personnel either captured or killed and Sites ██, ███, and ███ being captured by Iranian forces. To prevent Iran from being left behind in the field of extranormal research, the ORIA was created by a secret decree of Supreme Leader Khomeini in 1981. Despite its name, the group has not limited itself to the pursuit of anomalous objects of Islamic origin.

   Although the ORIA has access to considerable resources, its effectiveness is hobbled by infighting among numerous factions within the organization. Some of these disputes center around philosophical differences, such as the weaponization of anomalous objects, while others appear to be personal in nature. The proliferation of factions appears to have been intentional, as the organization of the ORIA often leaves multiple commanders with overlapping areas of responsibility. It is theorized that the reasoning behind this arrangement was to prevent any one individual from accumulating enough power to pose a challenge to the Supreme Leader.

   With the spread of Iranian hegemony throughout the Middle East and Western Asia, the ORIA has expanded its reach across the region, becoming the foremost paranormal organization in the Middle East. The ORIA is to be considered a hostile force, and Foundation personnel are advised to use extreme caution when engaging.

   Oneiroi Collective

   Overview: Information about the Oneiroi Collective has come to the Foundation only through analysis and interviews or the anomalous objects they leave behind. It is believed to be a collective consciousness of dreaming persons and dream-based entities.

   Intelligence has shown that they have been documented by other Groups of Interest, usually to a degree similar to the Foundation's interaction. The Oneiroi Collective is apparently capable of contacting even highly isolated entities (e.g. "Nobody"). Their goals, if any exist, are currently unknown.

   Parawatch

   Overview: The Parawatch Wiki is an online web forum of conspiracy theorists, paranormal enthusiasts, and amateur writers, operating with the intent of investigating and exposing anomalous phenomena. The group primarily compiles short stories on their forum, detailing encounters with paranormal phenomena, historical cases, and any unusual events users have experienced. Further operation and any potential impact on normalcy is hindered by the geographic spread of the userbase and the lack of central coordination.

   Despite investment in the paranormal, Parawatch has no knowledge on the nature of anomalous phenomena, the Veil, and the Foundation's existence. This in tandem with public obscurity has prevented them from potentially endangering the Veil. The group is currently being left active as a means of misinforming and misleading other investigations into the anomalous.

   Prometheus Labs, Inc.

   Overview: Founded in 1892, Prometheus Labs was dedicated to researching anomalous objects for use in developing new technologies. Over the years, Prometheus Labs developed into a multinational conglomerate selling advanced and anomalous technologies to governments, militaries, and Groups of Interest. Throughout its history, Prometheus Labs displayed a nominal amount of cooperation with Foundation efforts to protect normalcy, and at times even collaborated with the Foundation, but refused to cease its study of anomalies and resisted Foundation oversight.

   In 1998, following a long period of financial decline, the Prometheus Labs conglomerate was dissolved, resulting in the creation of numerous successor companies formed from its subsidiaries. The breakup of the conglomerate was fraught with technical and administrative difficulties, resulting in the loss of many products and the layoffs of numerous personnel. Most of the former projects of Prometheus Labs now in containment were recovered during this time, and many of its former employees were hired by the Foundation.

   Sarkic Cults

   Overview: Sarkicism is a religious/philosophical system that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs, and spiritual practices largely based on teachings attributed to “Grand Karcist Ion”, its deified founder. Adherents practice ritual cannibalism, human sacrifice, corporeal augmentation, thaumaturgy, and dimensional manipulation. Highly secretive, the general public appears to have no direct knowledge of their existence; the one exception being the CotBG, who views them in apocalyptic terms. Organic manipulation has allowed certain Sarkicites to achieve anomalous states of being, transcending the physical limitations of baseline humans. Disease is viewed with reverence and Sarkic shrines have been discovered with offerings of swollen lymph nodes and tumorous growths. Sarkic cults treat contagions as consecration, a means to "cull the weak" and purify the masses, and thus actively seek to ensure their spread.

   The Foundation divides known Sarkic cults into two distinct strands: Proto-Sarkic and Neo-Sarkic. Proto-Sarkic cults can be found in insular communities throughout Eurasia's most isolated regions, its followers generally poor (if self-reliant) and hostile towards outsiders. Such groups eschew modernity, display acute technophobia, and are bound by superstition and taboo. In contrast, Neo-Sarkic cults are cosmopolitan, publicly embracing modernity and showing no apparent qualms with technology; their public lives differing little from others of their culture and social status. Adherents are primarily affluent families, rich in history and scandal.

   Ultimately, it is believed that the Foundation only knows a fraction of what Sarkicism is and what its followers intend. Based on the available information, the speculated goals of Sarkic cults represent an SK-class dominance shift, including the possibility of an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario.

   The Serpent's Hand

   Overview: The Serpent's Hand is a small but formidable organization responsible for several security breaches. At least three different individuals have been encountered, all of whom used possible or confirmed anomalous items for infiltration purposes (including SCP-268, which was stolen from the Foundation, who had in turn recovered it during a raid of a Chaos Insurgency facility). The total number of members belonging to this organization is unknown, as is their level of technology, number of possible SCPs held, or total level of threat. However, it is clear they are highly coordinated and possibly dangerous. One of their leaders is thought to be a figure known as "L.S.", who is considered to be personally responsible for two security breaches in Foundation sites.

   The Foundation currently has very little information about the Serpent's Hand, and almost all known information about the Serpent's Hand has been leaked from the GOC intelligence. The group seems to embrace the use and existence of paranormal items, and in particular seems to embrace humanoid and sentient SCPs. The Serpent's Hand has been highly vocal in criticizing the containment and destruction of these SCPs, especially those which are fully human and are not particularly destructive.

   The group seems to have unfriendly relations with the Chaos Insurgency and the ORIA, and an extremely hostile relationship with the GOC. The only recorded cases of unprovoked violence by Serpent's Hand members have been against GOC agents.

   The Serpent's Hand seems primarily based in an anomalous location called the Wanderers' Library, a building accessed through portals found in many different parts of the world. Direct assaults on the Library have so far proven unfeasible, even when entrance could be found. However, initial intelligence seems to suggest the Hand has little understanding or control over the place.

   Attempts to infiltrate the Wanderers' Library are ongoing.

   Shark Punching Center

   Overview: The Shark Punching Center (also known as the Selachian Punching Center, The Shark Punching Centre, Selachiosk Pungix Combin, among others) is an organization located in one or more parallel universes, apparently acting as an alternate-universe counterpart to the Foundation. While the Foundation has known of the Center for several decades, the structure, documentation, and general tone taken by the Shark Punching Center varies wildly, suggesting one or more universes are in a state of flux.

   Documents pertaining to the Shark Punching Center have been recovered, and indicate a much more militaristic and unstable tone than a Foundation document. As the name would suggest, the SPC is mostly focused on furthering hand-to-hand combat as a means to neutralize selachian entities, though some documentation fails to differentiate between "selachian" and "aquatic".

   It is unclear if the Shark Punching Center has any knowledge or concern of or with Foundation activities.

   The Three Moons Initiative

   Overview: The Three Moons Initiative is an extradimensional human military organization based in SCP-2922-C, an afterlife also known as Corbenic. Through a partnership with the Corbenese deity JALAKÅRA, they act as a multi-dimensional security force for the protection of the human race.

   While Initiative personnel believe that they're operating in humankind's best interests, military overreach, poor communication, issues with internal bureaucracy, and other factors — combined with their disproportionately high military strength to our own — have made them a potential liability to public safety in our dimension.

   As such, they maintain an unstable peace with the Foundation. Operatives of the Three Moons Initiative are to be treated with extreme caution.

   Unusual Incidents Unit (UIU), Federal Bureau of Investigation

   Overview: The Unusual Incidents Unit was formed after the onset of the Cold War, when many aspects of the American Government were focused on utilizing the anomalous and preventing the communists from doing the same. This led to the creation of a special FBI division devoted to rapid response to paranormal events and crimes. Director J. Edgar Hoover was personally involved with their creation.

   Although initially given significant funding and resources by the American Government, following the end of the Cold War and the dissolution of enemy organizations such as the GRU-P, the UIU had been in a state of decline for many years.

   Disparagingly referred to as "X-Files" and "UIUseless" by the larger anomalous community, the agency is generally well meaning, but due to a lack of financial resources, little manpower, and bureaucratic obstruction by the US Government, it is often perceived as ineffective. The influence of the Foundation and Global Occult Coalition in the United States Government has stopped the UIU and other USGOV entities dealing with anomalous activity, such as US Air Force's 616th Squadron ("Roswell's Revengers") and US Navy SEAL Team Bravo Papa Romeo Delta, from being dissolved entirely.

   FBI Agents and Special Agents who join the Unusual Incidents Unit often have backgrounds in psychology, STEM fields, and art studies. As part of the PATRIOT act, agents of the unit are required to be administered Personalized Memetic Silencing Agents (PMSA, colloquially referred to as 'gag orders' by agents of the UIU) to avoid leaks.

   The Unusual Incidents Unit has been known to engage in combat alongside and against various anomalous organizations in the past, including participating in several combat operations under Foundation supervision in the 1950s and 1960s, and the "Black Mamba" incident in Afghanistan in 1976, an infamous skirmish between UIU agents and members of GRU-P.

   Currently, a division of the Unusual Incidents Unit oversees the autonomous anomalous state of Three Portlands. An example of underfunding and understaffing in the Unusual Incidents Unit can be seen in its sole remaining division in the Midwestern United States.

   Valravn Corporation

   Overview: The Valravn Corporation is an Anomalous Private Military Company, mostly operating in politically unstable regions where the presence of organizations like the Foundation and the GOC is less prominent. They are mainly hired by governments to suppress anomalous rebel groups and protect their interest against otherworldly threats.

   Valravn sells itself as a specialist in "anomalous security and counter-insurgency". It specializes in the weaponization of myth-related anomalies as well as paratechnologically augmented soldiers. The origins of the Valravn Corporation can be traced back to the fall of the legendary mercenary Jomsviking order and it is believed to have existed throughout history in various iterations. Valravn professes a syncretic belief in pagan Norse determinism combined with hyper-capitalism worship, which it uses to ideologically justify its mercenary business.

   Their relationship with the Foundation is tense, with an unstable peace maintained as long as Valravn commits to operating under the Veil. However, Valravn's ongoing conflict with the Serpent's Hand splinter cell, Las Víboras, has complicated this agreement.

   Vikander-Kneed Technical Media

   Overview: Here at Vikander-Kneed we like to pride ourselves on being at the bleeding edge of media and communications technology. Our goal has been the betterment of the person and society through unbiased but aesthetically pleasing communications.

   If there’s a better world out there, then it’s up to all of us to achieve it together. Efficient and entertaining media is the most important step on the road to Utopia.

   Won’t you join us in this Better TomorrowTM?

   The Wandsmen

   Overview: The Wandsmen are a group of extradimensional journalists and archivists. They seek to explore the multiverse and uncover its mysteries, while spreading and preserving knowledge.

   All members of this group undergo a transformation that gives them avian features and anomalous abilities. They also utilize a group of anomalous artifacts known as "Maps of the Multiverse" to travel through dimensions to study their locales and inhabitants.

   In contrast to many groups of interest, the Wandsmen have attempted to work with the Foundation multiple times. One of their goals is the preservation of existence so they can study it, so they see the Foundation as an ally against the multiverse's destruction.

   However, they have a variety of extremely dangerous members, have produced multiple anomalous items, and strongly object philosophically to the Foundation's desire to preserve normalcy and conceal knowledge of the anomalous.

   Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

   Overview: Wilson's Wildlife Solutions is a paranormal publicly funded wildlife service based in Clackamas County, Oregon, specifically in the town of Boring. Although the Foundation has known of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions' existence and anomalous affiliations since 1999, it took nine years until the Ursus Maritimus Incident in 2008, for their existence to be officially recognized and a relationship established between the two groups. Currently the Boring Agreement outlines that Wilson's Wildlife Solutions should be supervised by MTF Beta-4 ("Castaways"), local to Site-64, and that they may handle containment of Safe or Euclid fauna based anomalies with varying degrees of Foundation intervention (on a case to case basis). Amendments to the Boring Agreement can be, and have been, made to account for grey areas or new policies as necessary.

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    Keys: Locations of Interest

    The Foundation has identified a number of locations around the world (and beyond it) that are actively anomalous and support permanent communities. While these places would generally be given an SCP designation and evacuated, in some cases this is not possible, due to practical or political constraints. Although not all Locations of Interest are fully controlled by the Foundation, containment measures are in place to ensure that the general public remains unaware of their existence or anomalous nature.

    An inhabited anomalous location designated as a Nexus permits residents to remain within it, under the supervision of the Foundation or another Group of Interest, since the anomalous properties of a Nexus generally cannot extend beyond its borders. Additionally, the Foundation has accepted the existence of a number of Free Ports, paranormal enclaves accessible only through anomalous means, within which the concealment and containment of anomalies is unnecessary. These communities are usually self-managed, with observation from the Foundation and local governments to ensure that anomalous phenomena remain within the Free Port.

    Nexus Area Classes

    As shown on the map above, anomalous locations are given one of the following classifications, based on how obvious their anomalous properties are and how likely civilians from outside the Nexus are to encounter them.

    Briar

    Nexus features extranormal events and anomalous objects at a higher-than-normal rate. These are generally only noticeable to permanent inhabitants, requiring little or no cover-up by the Foundation.

    Name derived from the Brother's Grimm version of Sleeping Beauty, Little Briar Rose.

    Asphodel

    Nexus features a high frequency of extranormal events and anomalous objects. Most visitors will notice that something about this place is unusual, requiring some cover-up by the Foundation.

    Name derived from the Fields of Asphodel, the afterlife in Greek Mythology.

    Camelot

    Anomalous activity is an integral part of the town. The Foundation must regularly perform cover-ups, and takes measures to prevent visitors, such as removing the settlement from maps of the area. Containment Facilities may be required on a case-by-case basis.

    Name derived from the Legends of King Arthur.

    Shangri-La

    Frequent and unpredictable anomalous activity, which the Foundation deals with as it occurs. The Foundation actively prevents civilians from entering the area. Containment facility required.

    Name derived from James Hilton's Lost Horizon novel.

    Dunwich

    The entire place is anomalous, and almost entirely cut off from the non-anomalous world. Special measures may be required to keep personnel safe. Entry and exit tightly controlled. Containment facility required.

    Name derived from the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

    Free Port

    Hubs of commerce and living, accessible only through anomalous means. These communities are aware of the anomalous, and make use of it in everyday life. These hubs are protected by national or international law, restricting or forbidding Foundation intervention, with law enforcement within the Nexus often performed by its own local government.

    Other Locations of Interest

    A number of other inhabited anomalous locations have come to the attention of the Foundation, but are not currently categorised as a Nexus or Free Port, or may have unusual attributes resulting in a non-standard Nexus Class.

    List of Nexuses

    Nx-01: The Wanderers' Library

    Area Class: Crossroads1

    Description: A vast extradimensional library, allegedly containing all knowledge ever written down and yet to be created. Although the Foundation has been aware of the Library since 1955, it has existed for much longer than that. The Library serves as the base of operations for GoI-014 ("Serpent's Hand"), but various inhuman entities known as Librarians are the ones that actually maintain and protect the Nexus. Individuals that harm the Library, its books, or its patrons are punished by being transformed into one of these Librarians to work off their debt. This fate has befallen a number of Foundation personnel during incursions into the Library, and so the Foundation has adopted a more diplomatic approach to this specific location.

    Associated Articles:

    The Wanderer's Library Hub
    Magic Orientation
    Lessons Learned
    SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library
    All pages tagged wanderers-library.
    

    Nx-02: Annwn (Formally Avalon)

    Area Class: Camelot

    Containment Facility: Site-12

    Accessible from: Coastline of the British Isle and Northern France.

    Description: An island located in an extradimensional space accessible only to those subject to oneirological triggers, Nx-02 is populated by an unknown number of spectral entities. Currently, due to growing animosity between the Foundation and the ruler of Nexus, the Foundation's access to the space has been revoked. Initially believed to have been created and governed by the Fae, recent evidence suggests the Nexus was actually part of a large techno-magocracy, tribal human government, known as the Mabyn.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-6916 - Hiraeth and the Land of My Fathers
    Finding Avalon
    

    Nx-03: Hy-Brasil

    Area Class: Free Port Camelot

    Location: 100 km west of Ireland

    Containment Facility: Site-03

    Description: A magical island in the Atlantic Ocean, accessible through non-anomalous means only one day every seven years. The Nexus is governed by the Tuatha Dé Danann, and acted as a neutral ground for many GoI to operate in, including the Foundation. Devastated following the arrival of LTE-0851-Cetus, the Nexus remains, but is significantly diminished in power, strength, and population.

    Associated Articles:

    War On All Fronts Hub
    A Foul Storm In A Fair Land
    SCP-7010 - "We Will Endure"
    UTE-1919-Discofather
    All pages tagged hy-brasil
    

    Nx-04: Murky Lake

    Area Class: Shangri-La

    Containment Facility: Site-107

    Location: New Mexico, USA

    Description: Murky Lake is a town that has been abandoned since 1936, before which it was notable for an unusually high rate of disappearances and other anomalous events. In addition to lacking a human population at present, wildlife, chlorophyl, music and many parts of the buildings are absent. A number of intangible humanoid figures have been sighted within the Nexus, but all attempts at communication have failed.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-5352 - Absence
    

    Nx-07: Gwag Hen y Cwn

    Area Class: Asphodel

    Location: Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom

    Description: A small town located on an island off the southern coast of Wales. Most of its inhabitants suffer from therianthropy, or the ability to metamorphose (shapeshift) into other animals.

    Associated Articles:

    Nx-07
    

    Nx-14: Hoiohiña

    Area Class: Dunwich

    Location: Underneath the Guiana Shield, South America.

    Containment Facility: Site-14

    Description: Subterranean ecosystem located at least 40 km beneath South America, inhabited by large intelligent rodents of the Rattus abissos species. These rodents rely on their skill at biothaumaturgy and paraminerology for survival. Site-14 maintains a diplomatic relationship with these non-human inhabitants of the Nexus, prevents exploration by other groups, and cooperates to contain entities found deeper within the Abyss. Due to its depth, no further containment is required.

    Associated Articles:

    Nx-14
    Odosha's Abyss
    SCP-ES-220 - Burning Soul
    KTE-3770-Ex Machina-Pygmalion
    

    Nx-17: Boring

    Area Class: Briar

    Location: Oregon, USA

    Containment Facility: Site-64

    Description: Located southeast of Portland, Oregon, Boring's main anomaly is the increased occurrence of almost all known varieties of anomalous fauna. Additionally, Boring is headquarters to Wilson's Wildlife Solutions (WWS), an organisation concentrated on the discovery and preservation of anomalous flora and fauna. Following the establishment of the Boring Agreement, the Foundation — via Site-64 — and WWS have agreed to support each other and not to interfere in each other's operations, with WWS handling containment of most of the anomalous animals in Boring.

    Associated Articles:

    Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Hub
    UIU File 2008-021: Ursus Maritimus Incident
    SCP-3160 - There Are Wasps Inside Your Microwave, And They're Stinging You Right Now
    Take It Away, My Darling
    All pages tagged wilsons-wildlife
    

    Nx-18: Sloth's Pit

    Area Class: Shangri-La

    Location: Wisconsin, USA

    Containment Facility: Site-87

    Description: Named after the town's founder, Jackson Sloth, Sloth's Pit is a Nexus driven by its own narrative force. Many anomalies are associated with the town, with some still unaccounted for. Known anomalies include gravity reversal in Main Street every Tuesday at 12:00 PM., a colony of sentient, talking praying mantises, and individuals meeting misfortune upon saying the phrase "What could possibly go wrong?" or variants of it. Many Unclassed Anomalous Entities (UAEs) have emerged from the narrative force of Sloth's Pit, including The Goatman, Sinning Jessie, and the Hook Handed Man. Despite its often goofy and friendly appearance, Sloth's Pit has also been host to multiple terrifying incidents and has its own dark history.

    Associated Articles:

    S&C Plastics Hub
    SCP-4040 - At The Bottom Of A Bottomless Pit
    Last Days At Camp
    Black Autumn Hub
    All pages tagged s&c-plastics
    

    Nx-25: Olive Hill

    Area Class: Camelot

    Location: Kentucky, USA

    Containment Facility: Site-10

    Description: Outside the Veil, Olive Hill is well-known for the Tygarts State Forest; a popular attraction for tourists. But come the later hours of midnight, strange events happen, such as young children going missing and strange noises emanating from the forest itself. Rumors of a witch inhabiting the forest also plague the city's populace as they mourn over their lost children. The forest itself has been avoided by civilians and Foundation personnel alike, as many have entered to explore and investigate the missing children but have yet to return.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-4530 - And Into The Woods We Go
    

    Nx-28: Broken Hill

    Area Class: Briar

    Location: Western Australia

    Containment Facility: Outpost-86

    Description: A former mining town in Western Australia, currently populated by a number of ghosts. These ghosts are attempting to expand the tunnel network in the search for more gold, causing a network of mines that does not conform to standard topological models.

    Associated Articles:

    Nx-28
    

    Nx-32: Negaseattle

    Area Class: Asphodel

    Location: Washington, USA

    Containment Facility: Outpost-32

    Description: A small area of the Cascade Mountain range with a significantly high volume of illusory flora and fauna. Although mostly harmless when left alone, direct interaction with the anomalous plants and animals of the area can yield unpredictable and sometimes dangerous results, as things are often not what they appear to be. The town of Negaseattle is a Foundation retirement village, populated entirely by Foundation employees and former employees and hidden from civilians. It's also the home of the SCP-5132 Project.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-5132 - The Kids Aren't Alright
    Working Dogs
    Holy Terrors
    

    Nx-33: Drake

    Area Class: Camelot

    Location:Inverness-shire, Scotland

    Containment Facility: Site-127

    Description: This Nexus is inhabited by Humanoid Anomalous Constructs (HACs), who have been integrated into everyday life in the Nexus. An abundance of SCP-936 are also located around the town, and may actually be posing as members of the community.

    Associated Articles:

    Nx-33
    

    Nx-36: Atlantic City

    Area Class: Briar

    Location: New Jersey, USA

    Containment Facility: Site-333

    Description: Designated as a Nexus after the New Jersey Rapture, in which 25 kind-hearted individuals inexplicably demanifested. Since this event, the city has gained an abnormal increase in "unfortunate" events, its background Akiva radiation has dropped down to 0 and its residents have been experiencing a constant feeling of despair, hopelessness and distrust on others, as well as general apathy towards the human condition. Notably, these emotions are temporarily diminished when inside the city's various casinos, although whether this is an anomalous phenomenon or a natural reaction is a matter of debate.

    Associated Articles:

    Welcome to Site-333: Atlantic City
    SCP-7399 - Notice of Review by the Records, Archival, and Information Security Administration
    

    Nx-37: Daleport

    Area Class: Dunwich

    Location: New England, USA

    Containment Facility: Area-37

    Description: Daleport is the only Nexus without a mortal population following an incident in 1997, where a cult in the town attempted to summon multiple omnipotent entities in order to 'cleanse' the town. The ritual failed, and the entire town's population was wiped out. Today, the Nexus is a hotbed of anomalous activity, including the apparition of disembodied limbs and voices belonging to the slaughtered townsfolk.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-1936 - Daleport
    

    Nx-43: Verstecktedorf

    Area Class: Camelot

    Location: Baden-Württemberg, Germany

    Containment Facility: Site-99

    Description: Verstecktedorf is a small town in Germany which experiences anomalous activities related to the fairy tales of the Grimm Brothers. This Nexus also hosts the Black Forest, a notable location from the Grimm Brothers' tales. Some stories from the town had managed to circulate the Internet through sites such as Parawatch, but are often dismissed as urban legends.

    Associated Articles:

    Der Machandelbaum
    Verdure
    Halloween Watch
    

    Nx-51: Eventide

    Area Class: Dunwich

    Location: Oregon, USA

    Containment Facility: Site-51

    Description: Eventide is a city in Oregon that never sees the Sun due to an unknown impermeable object blocking the sky. The almost continuous downpour of rain, along with the lack of sunlight and anomalous nature, has accelerated the growth of anomalous fungi, which are used to create anomalous drugs to supply Eventide's black market. Due to the control exerted by the Bavarian Illuminati2 upon the city, the Foundation must operate as a black-ops unit to gain control of the city.

    Associated Articles:

    Hotline: Eventide
    D.A.R.E (Drugs Are Really Extreme!)
    Critter Profile: Bakugo
    

    Nx-52: Harkness

    Area Class: Dunwich

    Location: Maryland, USA

    Containment Facility: Site-52

    Description: Harkness, Maryland is the single most concentrated population with anomalous diseases. The equivalent of an anomalous leper community, following the intentional infection of the town's water supply by an unknown group in the 1980s, the entire population is immune to non-anomalous disease, but afflicted with at least one anomalous disease. The Nexus is also covered in a dense, green miasma, which does not dissipate or affect the population of Harkness. Harkness Nexus is used as a vaccine procurement and testing facility, due to the rare specimens present within the Nexus.

    Associated Articles:

    An Apple A Day
    

    Nx-56: Summerstone

    Area Class: Camelot

    Location: Wales, United Kingdom

    Containment Facility: Site-17

    Description: Nx-56 was Summerstone, a Welsh logging town surrounding a temperate rainforest. Originally the host of a semi-stable SCP-4886-A ecosystem, the events of Incident 4886-AO forced the Foundation to reassess the extent of Nx-56's anomalous properties. Reevaluation of Nx-56's Nexus status is also being considered.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-4886 - The Cop and the Countryside
    When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams - Hub
    

    Nx-58: Yumegēmu

    Area Class: Shangri-La

    Location: Tokushima, Japan

    Containment Facility: Site-79

    Description: Yumugēmu is a Nexus located in Japan that features multiple topographical anomalies. The Nexus also incorporates games and challenges into its surroundings, causing buildings in the Nexus to mirror those often found in video games. The Nexus also causes alterations in the people living in it, as well as shows signs of temporal and chronal abnormalities.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-2117 - The Stolen Solidarity
    SCP-6722 - The Phantasmic Foundation Speedrunning Competition of '11
    Bad End
    The Time After Time Password (Hub)
        Ready or Not...
        ...Here I Come
    

    Nx-59: Amityville

    Area Class: Shangri-La

    Location: Missouri, USA

    Containment Facility: Site-59

    Description: Unlike the haunted house of the same name, Amityville is a small town in Missouri that relies heavily upon the laws of irony and bad luck. Many events in the town are often accompanied by sudden unpredictable changes or conform to local superstitions. However, rumours have emerged from the town regarding the abuse of power of Foundation personnel in Site-59, who have allegedly formed a dictatorship in Amityville.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-2920 - What Did You Expect?
    The Amityville Triumph
    

    Nx-64: Mujin

    Area Class: Asphodel

    Location: South Jeolla, South Korea

    Containment Facility: Site-64K

    Description: Mujin is located along the coast of the Yeosu Peninsula, and experiences a never-ending fog that blankets the city. In addition to the fog, this Nexus also contains SCP-521-KO, and possesses the lowest Hume level for any known Nexus, catalysing an increase in the number of anomalies encountered by personnel at Site-64K.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-521-KO - What is Seeing?
    Secure Facility Dossier: Site-64K
    SCP-137-KO - The Bad Land
    In The World Where The Fog Has Vanished
    All pages tagged mujin on the International Translation Archive.
    

    Nx-78: Markhaven

    Area Class: Dunwich

    Location: Indiana, USA

    Containment Facility: Site-42

    Description: An gated community, built in the style of 1950s American suburbia and isolated from the outside world by an anomalous fence. The town is run by a socially conservative authoritarian government, utilising indoctrination, propaganda and chemical compounds to maintain control of the population. Deliveries have been made to the town by GoI-627 ("The Factory"), and funding appears to have originally come from the United States PENTAGRAM.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-5478 - Markhaven, Indiana
    SCP-5078 - A Nuclear Family
    

    Nx-79: Gmina Cyców

    Area Class: Dunwich

    Location: Lublin Voivodeship, Poland

    Containment Facility: Site-PL-79

    Description: The entire area of the Cyców commune in Poland is classified as a Nexus. As the area where the barrier separating our reality from the demonic reality layer is at its thinnest, demonic anomalies are extremely common in this region. Due to this, the Foundation has isolated the commune from the rest of civilization and established its own Site within. The headquarters of GoI-PL-079 ("Hunter Industries") are also located within this nexus.

    Associated Articles:

    Cyców's Hell
    SCP-PL-289 — A Multidimensional Solution For Shopping at Biedronka
    Order MEF-2839
    Order MEF-7629
    

    Nx-91: Cipher City

    Area Class: Turing3

    Surveillance Facility: Site-15

    Description: A digital city located in the Maxwellist network. Believers of WAN connect their consciousness to the network through cybernetic implants, and interact with the city through digital avatars. Despite its simulated nature, Cipher functions in many ways like an ordinary city, with buildings, stores, and its own currency. To manage the city and raise funds for the church a council composed of six individuals known as the Hexagon control the city, conducting their will through a special task force known as The Compilation Layer. While officially only Maxwellists are allowed to access the network, it is possible for AIs and humans alike to infiltrate the city through 'backdoors'.

    Associated Articles:

    Hello World (Series)
    Basic Observations
    Corruption
    Mindfall
    

    Nx-94: Lake Huron

    Area Class: Briar

    Location: Ontario, Canada

    Containment Facility: Site-43

    Description: Nx-94 designates not a single contiguous area, but instead a series of First Nations reserves along the coast of Lake Huron where culturally-specific anomalous occurrences are common. As these occurrences typically only involve members of the related cultures, and as local populations are low, only nominal monitoring activities organized at Site-43 have been necessary thus far. Indigenous peoples carrying out their traditional rituals have successfully propitiated nearly all mythological beings within the Nexus, making their actual containment a non-issue.

    Associated Articles:

    On Guard 43 Hub
    SCP-5494 - The Lords of the Beneath World
    Whose Lake Is It Anyway?
    Dead Dogs, Magic Mounties
    The Good Work
    

    Nx-143: Camp Ipperwash

    Area Class: Briar

    Description: The subterranean footprint of Site-43 and its immediate environs, wherein romantic activities occur at a statistically improbable rate. The effect itself cannot be reversed, as its source is not yet known; SCP Foundation staff are granted access to pharmaceutical means of regulating their libidos.

    Location: Ontario, Canada

    Containment Facility: Site-43

    Associated Articles:

    Nx-143
    On Guard 43 Hub
    Underture
    

    Nx-572: Puerto Extraño

    Area Class: Shangri-La

    Location: Argentina

    Containment Facility: Site-572

    Description: One of the few Nexuses of extraterrestrial origin, Puerto Extraño was created when an exploration group sent by Argentina's Ministry of Science, Technology, and Innovation discovered an alien terraformer in the Antarctic and brought it back to their country. The colonists themselves were physically altered by exposure to the device, and its activation created an alien atmosphere, with organisms in it being physically altered to adapt them to the light of a grey sun. Additionally, a neural network formed, allowing the sharing of emotions within the confines of the Nexus. This resulted in the voluntary self-isolation of its inhabitants.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-6500 - Inevitable
    

    Nx-933: The Piss World

    Area Class: Dunwich

    Containment Facility: Outpost-933

    Description: An alternate reality located far deep within the Multiversal Compass, The Piss World4 is mostly characterized by a single planet enshrouded by an immense ocean completely composed of urine, and lands made out of other related materials. Previously in a war with the Foundation to steal the urine of others to increase their draining sea, an alliance with the organization ended their world's apocalypse, which additionally gave their universe the classification of a Nexus.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-6833 - The Piss World
    

    List of Free Ports

    FP-01: Three Portlands

    Area Class: Free Port

    Accessible From: Portland, Washington, USA; Portland, Maine, USA; Isle of Portland, Dorset, England

    Description: A city-state located in its own pocket universe, with connections to the Isle of Portland in the United Kingdom and the cities of Portland in Oregon and Maine, Three Portlands is the largest free port in North America. A haven for anartists, occultists, and parahumans, it has a population of at least 80,000. Foundation operations within the city are prevented or seriously limited by the Hoover Mandate of the United States government. Under the terms of this policy, the United States guarantees the city's independence and status as a Free Port, while assuming responsibility for its security and secrecy; execution of these duties falls to the Unusual Incidents Unit, which shares law enforcement jurisdiction with the local police.

    Associated Articles:

    The Unusual Investigations of Kenneth Spencer and Robin Thorne
    Austringers
    Portland Vice
    Make Portland Weirder
    All pages tagged three-portlands
    

    FP-02: Backdoor SoHo

    Area Class: Free Port

    Accessible From: Manhattan, New York

    Surveillance Facility: Site-28

    Description: Backdoor SoHo is a Free Port dedicated mostly to the artistic display of the anomalous, similar to Manhattan's SoHo, with the primary entrance located off of Houston Street. Backdoor SoHo hosts numerous studios and galleries, as well as Groups of Interest such as Ambrose Restaurants and Marshal, Carter and Dark. Access is controlled by the Doorman Charlie, and the area is policed to some extent by the FBI's Unusual Incident's Unit, but the Free Port remains a hotbed of paracriminal activity.

    Associated Articles:

    The Good of the Other
    A Farewell To Kings
    Alternate Character Interpretations
    Preparation
    All pages tagged backdoor-soho
    

    FP-03: Eurtec

    Area Class: Free Port

    Accessible From: Multiple European Cities

    Description: Eurtec is the prime technological metropolis in the west, and is one of the Global Occult Coalition's most ambitious projects. It was founded by the Servants of the Silicon Nornir5 in order to speed up the development of paratechnology for the purposes of their own agenda. While relatively young, it has nonetheless established a presence in the anomalous world as an important global city and the primary European Free Port. However, beneath Eurtec's advanced technology and shining skyscrapers is a lower city infamous for crime and violence, earning it the nickname of the "Blood District".

    Associated Articles:

    Speed Demon Hub
        Hypervelocity
        Terminal Velocity
    Outfounded Hub
    All pages tagged eurtec
    

    FP-04: La Rue Macabre

    Area Class: Free Port

    Location: Louisiana, New Orleans, USA

    Surveillance Facility: Site-93

    Description: La Rue Macabre is a pocket dimension consisting mostly of uninhabited swampland, with a small settlement built where the Free Port borders the French Quarter of New Orleans. La Rue is home to a number of anomalous entities, many with nowhere else to go, and on Market Days it serves as a hub for trade in anomalous items. While lacking any formal system of government, its residents handle their own affairs, and overt intervention by the Foundation is not currently deemed necessary.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-4421 - Papa Legba's Walkin' Stick
    SCP-5038 - La Rue Macabre is CLOSED
    An Anthropological Report: The Darkwater Lodge
    LaRue Post - Nancy's Shoe
    All pages tagged la-rue-macabre
    

    FP-05: The Pillars

    Area Class: Free Port

    Description: An extradimensional space containing a number of gigantic black stone pillars, suspended in an empty void and shrouded constantly by grey fog. Several towns have been constructed on multiple layers within, around and on bridges between these vast structures. Lanterns must remain constantly lit to protect its human inhabitants from hostile entities known as The-Shapes-In-The-Fog.

    Associated Articles:

    Lantern Bearer
    

    FP-08: Sjhlfels am Rhein

    Area Class: Free Port

    Accessible From: Sihl Valley, Switzerland; Rhein Delta, Netherlands

    Surveillance Facility: Site-DE20

    Description: Sjhlfels am Rhein is located in a pocket dimension accessible from both the Swiss Alps and the Dutch Rhine Delta. Due to its neutrality, the town of around 12,000 inhabitants is home to a number of Groups of Interest, including adherents of multiple anomalous religions, the only fixed location of Das Wunderkabinet, and a campus of the Mages Academy, the Sjhlfelser Hochschule für Angewandte Magie. In addition to the Foundation's surveillance of the Free Port, the Global Occult Coalition maintains a presence through St. Caesarius Hospital, a specialist clinic for anomalous ailments operated by the World Parahealth Organisation.6

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-208-DE - St. Caesarius Hospital
    A Meal à la Nälkä
    Everyday Life With An Extraterrestrial Girl
    Critter Profile: EDEN!
    Re: KTO-1466-Houdini "Mages Academy"
    

    FP-88: Two Blackbutts

    Area Class: Free Port

    Accessible From: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia; Blackbutt, New South Wales, Australia

    Description: An extradimensional region of dense Eucalyptus bushland with artificial clearings used for Parasport Drag Racing. Accessible from two towns named Blackbutt due to a nomenclative connection between them. Objects and entities to be transported to the location must be surrounded with a ring of burning branches taken from Eucalyptus patens, pilularis, or todtiana (all commonly known as blackbutt) trees.

    Associated Articles:

    Parasport Dossier: Parasport Drag Racing
    Australian Rules Drag Racing
    

    FP-120: Esterberg

    Area Class: Free Port

    Accessible From: Silesian Voivodeship, Poland

    Surveillance Facility: Site-120

    Description: The largest and oldest still existing city built by anomalous species. Houses some of the biggest Fae and Yeren populations around the world and acts as the main hub for anomalous activity — especially related to the aforementioned species — in Central Europe. Filled with magic on a scale almost never-before-seen, Esterberg is a monument to cooperation between different species, organizations, and people, showing what can be achieved when the good of the many is placed before the good of the few.

    Associated Articles:

    From 120's Archives Hub
    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss Hub
    Esterberg (City) — Wikipedia
    SCP-643 - Delicious Chocolates
    All pages tagged esterberg.
    

    Other Locations of Interest

    Alagadda

    Description: Though contained as part of SCP-2264, the extradimensional city of Alagadda is not controlled by the Foundation, but is instead ruled by a powerful reality-bending entity known as the Hanged King. Within the city itself, architecture is non-euclidean, the direction of gravity is variable, and the only colors that occur are black, white, yellow, and red. Expeditions into Alagadda have also reported the replacement of all clothing with costumes appropriate for a masquerade ball, the inability to bring back any objects, and difficulty in estimating the passage of time. Further exploration has been put on hold, following opposition from the city's ruler.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-2264 - In the Court of Alagadda
    A Wandsman in the Court of the Hanged King
    The Black Vaults of Alagadda
    There Are No Children In Alagadda
    All pages tagged alagadda.
    

    The Third Antarctic Empire

    Accessible From: Queen Alexandra Mountain range, Antarctica

    Surveillance Facilities: Site-1483 (Alpha, Beta, Gamma)

    Description: A small crevasse in a remote region of Antarctica leads to Universe B-10208-Alpha-1483, an alternate reality in which Antarctica is a more temperate region inhabited by sapient hominids known as Homo antarcticus. Their level of technological advancement is roughly equivalent to baseline humans, with more advanced nuclear, geothermal, and solar power, but more primitive communication and aerospace technologies. The continent is unified under the Third Antarctic Empire, which was founded in 1526 CE. The Foundation is currently engaged in establishing a diplomatic relationship with the Empire, facilitating cross-cultural exchange of knowledge and technology.

    Associated Articles:

    Antarctic Exchange Hub
    On the Other Side of the Coin
    A Merry Fellow
    The Glorious Revolution
    SCP-6483 - The Polar Express
    

    The Baltic Trench

    Location: The Baltic Sea, Poland

    Containment Facility: Site-PL-69

    Description: An anomalously formed 13-kilometer-deep trench located in the Baltic Sea. Inhabited by a Homo sapiens sidhe subspecies that has radically adapted to their harsh environment, it is filled with ruins and other destroyed structures that have once been a part of the Fae Empire prior to its fall. Though the Trench was previously isolated and hidden from the outside world via the deployment of masquerading magic, it was discovered by the Foundation in 2010, and sporadical outside contact prior to 2010 has also been noted to occur.

    Associated Articles:

    Tales From the Bottom of the Sea
        April 10th, 2010
        Jaws in the Ruins
        The Underwater Gardens That Weren't There
        The Return to Niflheim
    

    Chugwater

    Location: Wyoming, USA

    Surveillance Facility: Site-78

    Description: A rural town with an area of only 3.06 square miles, with an estimated population of 300. Foundation interest in Chugwater began when it was discovered that its residents were more likely to accept anomalous activity as a part of baseline normalcy compared to average, leading its local site to adopt a more lenient strategy of containment around Chugwater's many anomalous happenings.

    The cause of Chugwater's apparent draw for anomalous entities, features, and parafauna has yet to be determined, and its status as a Nexus is currently pending.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-7975 - The Chugwater Frogman
    SCP-7970 - Horton's Corner
    SCP-2704 - The Lonely Star
    Secure Facility Dossier: Site-78
    

    Corbenic

    Description: As one of the many afterlives available to humanity, Corbenic is an extradimensional reality that the Foundation is in the process of exploring. While the gravity and atmosphere are similar to Earth, the pea-green sky is illuminated by three moons, with no day-night cycle. Various regions and political entities exist within Corbenic, most notably the Group of Interest known as the Three Moons Initiative.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-2922 - Notes From the Under
        Operation Galahad
    Three Moons Initiative Hub
        Intelligence Covenant Dossier: Region-9440AF9 "Pravoslavia"
        Intelligence Covenant Dossier: Region-3824FA1 "Wielka Altana"
    

    Hong Shing

    Containment Facility: Site-CN-71

    Accessible From: Hong Kong, China (Left Phase, baseline reality); Hong Gong Islands, The United State of A Mary King (Right Phase, alternate reality)

    Description: Hong Shing is located in a pocket dimension that connects the city of Hong Kong to Hong Gong, its counterpart in a parallel universe. Hong Shing duplicates the geography of the Hong Kong peninsula and islands, but is surrounded by an impassable barrier, notably used as a canvas by local anartists known as "Sky Wall Painters." Hong Shing is monitored by governments and normalcy organisations from both universes, and the Foundation has established a working relationship with its counterpart from the Right Phase, an organisation known as the Zhujihui. Hong Shing is regarded as neutral space between worlds, giving it a high level of autonomy and allowing the city to serve as a hub for cross-cultural exchange, paratechnology, and thaumaturgy.

    Associated Articles:

    Kong, Shing, Gong Hub
    SCP-CN-1997 - When Magic and Science Intersect
    UIU City Dossier: Hong Shing
    UIU File: 1996-005
    All pages tagged hong-shing on the International Translation Archive.
    

    Hydra's Spine

    Accessible from: [REDACTED]

    Description: SCP-2344, also known as "The Hydra’s Spine," is an expansive extradimensional network of underground tunnels, connecting together doorways leading to other planets and realities. The majority of these tunnels are of uniform appearance, passing through smooth dirt, although other appearances have been observed. Entry through a doorway connected to the network can be facilitated by physical contact with at least 7 grams of biological material from a member of the genus Gallus (Chicken), or local equivalent. Exploration is ongoing, including the establishment of outposts for resupply and diplomatic relations, but is complicated by the fact that many doorways connect to the Wanderer's Library.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-2344 - The DoorWay
    The Hydra's Spine
    Wayfarers Hub
    Pursuing Ghosts
    

    "Infinite" Ikea

    Description: SCP-3008-1 is an extradimensional space of potentially infinite volume, resembling an IKEA store and located within a building previously owned and operated by the Swedish furniture retailer. It is inhabited by an unknown number of trapped humans, as well as by faceless entities dressed as IKEA employees (SCP-3008-2). Although harmless at times corresponding to the original store's opening hours, these entities exhibit violent hostility during periods when the store would be closed. The Foundation prevents further entry and amnesticises any individual that manages to leave, although escape is infrequent due to the labyrinthine layout of the extradimensional store.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
    Tjalla
    Your Call Is Important To Us
    The Drooling Path
        The Drooling Path: Part 5
    

    Little Havana

    Accessible From: Florida; Caribbean islands

    Description: Little Havana (La Pequeña Habana), also known as "Habanita," "She Who Has Freedom (SWHP)," or "Habanados," is an independent city-state and paranormal enclave, located in a self-contained pocket universe accessible through Ways located in and around southern Florida and the Caribbean islands. The town was run by the Chicago Rum Runners until 1982, and the anomalous crime syndicate maintains a presence to this day. Little Havana is the largest paranormal enclave in the Caribbean, containing two universities as well as the Royal Palm Hotel run by Marshall, Carter & Dark. Due to tensions with the Cuban government, the Foundation has been unable to get the inhabitants of the Nexus to sign the Treaty on Free Anomalous Communities.

    Associated Articles:

    Facility-57 Hub
    UIU Location Dossier -- "Little Havana"
    Carroll 305: Little Havana
    

    Outer Lichtenberg

    Accessible From: Berlin, Germany

    Description: As an extradimensional extension of the borough of Lichtenberg, Outer Lichtenberg is an unstable and inconsistent arrangement of apartments, factories, streets, and courtyards. Although known to both the Nazi Obskurrakorps and the paranatural wing of the Stasi, neither organisation was able to exert control over the area, and Outer Lichtenberg has remained a haven for political dissidents and anarchists. The population is loosely organised into several independent communes that grow their own food in rooftop gardens, notably including multiple members of the anartist collective Sind Wir Jetzt Cool.

    Associated Articles:

    The Trashfire
    Black and White and Red All Over (Series Hub)
        Degenerate Art
        Last Minute Resistance
        A Cloud Over Lichtenberg
    

    Paramax

    Description: Paramax is a maximum security prison for paranormal criminals. Although built with Foundation and Global Occult Coalition assistance, it is operated as a United States Penitentiary by the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit, holding paracriminals from across North America for the duration of their sentences. The prison was built on a slab of granite suspended in an artificial orphan universe half a mile in diameter, and is only accessible by temporary ways created using thaumatology. Through the use of reality anchors, anti-occult sigils and psionic dampeners, the prison can contain the majority of humanoid anomalies, with specialized countermeasures enabling the maximum security wing to hold even the most powerful mages, reality benders and demigods. No prisoner has ever successfully escaped from Paramax.

    Associated Articles:

    Third Law Hub
    UIU Location Dossier — "Paramax"
    Moving Pictures
    

    Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

    Warning: This fictitious location has been included on this list due to a memetic effect. This delusion is prevalent amongst Foundation personnel, and requires amnestic treatment. See SCP-1173 for full details.

    Location: Anatolian Peninsula and Aegean Sea, Europe

    Description: The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace (IDAS) is a small country located between Greece and Turkey that is subject to a memetic phenomenon (SCP-1173) erasing awareness of its existence. The ongoing religious, ethnic and political conflict within the region has only been exacerbated by the nation's lack of international recognition, and efforts are ongoing to counter the anomalous effect and alleviate the humanitarian crisis.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace
    SCP-6396 - Overhead
    MEMORANDUM 117 REGARDING PROJECT 025
    Djoric-Dmatix Proposal
    

    SCP-5572-PRIME

    Accessible From: All around the globe, as long as its requirements are met

    Surveillance Facility: Site-120

    Description: One of the many afterlives available to humanity, SCP-5572-PRIME can be accessed by anyone buried without the phrase "Rest in Peace" marking their grave. Affected individuals are immediately transported to SCP-5572-PRIME, a battlefield in which the skeletal forms of the deceased must wage war on demonic forces. Though never confirmed by any explicit data, several theories created by Site-666 staff consider SCP-5572-PRIME to be the Seventh Circle of Hell, the domain of violence.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-5572 - I Ain't No Skeleton's Son
    From 120's Archives Hub
        Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss Hub
            The Lands Nobody Returns From
    

    Republic of Shigastan

    Description: "Shigastan" is an anomalous territory on the eastern coast of the Caspian Sea, where multiple parallel universes overlap, enabling the movement of objects and individuals between them. In some of these universes, Shigastan is a non-anomalous republic known of by the general public; in others it has a long history of alchemy and is known only to the anomalous community, while in others Shigastan does not exist, although traces of its existence remain. Investigation into the origin of the anomalous phenomena associated with Shigastan is still ongoing, but a connection is suspected to the "Saiga Factions," a Group of Interest extensively involved in movement between universes.

    Associated Articles:

    Republic of Shigastan (Deleted Page) - Wikipedia
    SCP-1300-JP - An Offering to S
    SCP-1304-JP - The Day the Wild Thistle Fell
    All pages tagged shigastan on the International Translation Archive.
    

    [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU]

    Warning: This extradimensional location as well as all entities and landmarks within it are Eshu Class nomenclative hazards. They may not be referred to by any name, title, or designation. Descriptions may be used instead, but must be varied to avoid repetition. For further information, refer to the relevant Special Containment Procedures.

    Description: This Location of Interest is accessible by performing Procedure 4000-Halloway in any suitable location, transporting the subject to an unusual forest that can only be safely traversed by following a single dirt path. The nameless woods do not correspond to linear space, and the route of the track that must be followed is different for each expedition, and can loop back on itself without intersecting. This unnamed space is inhabited by a number of sapient anomalous entities of variable appearance. Most can be interacted with safely as long as 4000-SEP precautions are followed, most notably the requirement to never give any inhabitant of the tree-lined region a name or consistent descriptor.

    Associated Articles:

    The Grove of Exiles
    SCP-5935 - Blood and the Breaking of My Heart
    SCP-6800 - The White Ashes
    Ralliston's Proposal - The Queen's Gambit
    All pages tagged nameless.
    

    Kingdom of Tlaneyanco

    Accessible From: Mexico

    Description: The Kingdom of Tlaneyanco is a paranormal enclave located beneath and extradimensionally anchored to the Sierra Madre Oriental mountain range in Mexico, within a pocket dimension lit by an artificial sun. The population is notable for their use of a source of energy known as "tlanextlitetl," a power with creative, destructive, and transformative capacities, associated with the four solar deities that the inhabitants of Tlaneyanco worship. Tlaneyanco is a monarchy that pre-dates the Spanish conquest of Mexico, but the inhabitants of the kingdom have only recently resumed contact with the outside world.

    Associated Articles:

    Nuclear Dream Hub
    The Nuclear Dream Begins
    Tonatiuh Dragons - The Divinities of Tlaneyanco
    Your Eyes Shall Be Opened
    All pages tagged nuclear-dream on the International Translation Archive.
    

    Tōno Yōkai Sanctuary

    Accessible From: Iwate Prefecture, Japan

    Description: An extradimensional space accessible from the Kitakami Mountains on the outskirts of Tōno City, inhabited by anomalous entities commonly referred to as "Yōkai", in addition to a small number of humans and people of mixed-blood. The area is known as Samuto-gou, and has been inhabited since ancient times by beings believed to be divine by their worshippers. The land is surrounded by freshwater, with a central mountain known as Mt. Kakura. It is mostly rural, although there is some modern technology imported by residents, including devices powered by anomalous means. The largest settlement is Samuto, located in the east and consisting of the more urbanised Kami-Samuto district and the more rural Shimo-Samuto. The mountainous northern region of On-ga-dake has unpredictable anomalous weather patterns, while the southwestern area connects with a metaphysical region called "Ihatov", resulting in an area so unstable that even local residents cannot forecast its phenomena.

    Associated Articles:

    Finding a Demon Fox
    All pages tagged tōno-yōkai-sanctuary on the International Translation Archive.
    

    Undervegas

    Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, USA; The Fourth Circle of Hell

    Containment Facility: Site-666

    Description: SCP-4661 is a region of space in which the city of Las Vegas overlaps with the Fourth Circle of Hell, the domain of greed. While the Foundation's actions in 1992 were able to anchor Las Vegas to baseline reality, Las Vegas and Hell continue to influence each other. This has resulted in a region of the Fourth Circle resembling a distorted and exaggerated version of Las Vegas, and has also enabled a number of Tartarean-class demonic entities to cross over from this demonic metropolis into Las Vegas. These entities are drawn towards and draw power from alcohol use, sexual intercourse, and gambling, and so it has been deemed impossible to fully exclude them from Las Vegas. Instead, containment of Undervegas involves cooperation with and employment of these Tartarean Entities, to ensure that the general public remains unaware of their presence within the city.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-4661 - Sin City
    SCP-5690 - Professional Demonatrix
    SCP-7666 - UNDERVEGAS ORIENTATION: The House Loses
    The Signing Of The Las Vegas Accords
    All pages tagged undervegas.
    

    UnLondon

    Location: London, England, United Kingdom

    Description: SCP-1678 is a reconstruction of the British city of London, located 1 kilometer underground and constructed entirely in a Victorian style. While it is currently only inhabited by a number of bio-mechanical constructs, it appears to have been constructed through anomalous means to serve as a shelter for survivors of an XK-class end-of-the-world event. The suitability of the location as a disaster shelter is currently being assessed by the Foundation, although it is far from being an ideal option.

    Associated Articles:

    SCP-1678 - UnLondon
    Hop On Hop Off
    May The Sun Never Set On The British Empire
    

    Wonder World!™

    Accessible from: Boston, Massachusetts, USA

    Surveillance Facility: Site-55

    Description: Pronounced "Wonder World, Tee Emm," this city-sized extradimensional space serves as the headquarters for the Dr. Wondertainment Corporation, which employs the majority of the residents of Wonder World!™ in the research, development and manufacturing of their toys and other products. In addition to its role as a company town, Wonder World!™ has many of the attractions of a theme park, making it a popular tourist destination for the anomalous community. Permanent inhabitants of Wonder World!™ have been observed to develop changes to their physical appearance, ranging from alterations in pigmentation to more extreme mutations such as the growth of additional limbs.

    Associated Articles:

    Wonder World Dossier
    City of Wonder™
    And I Think To Myself...
    Carroll #055: The Workshop
    Vend A Friend (Series Hub)
    

11. #11

    Keys: Glossary of Terms

    A list of all useful terms concerning the SCP Foundation.

    Subject Application Format

    Item # — The numeric identifier for the SCP. Note that the formal name of an SCP is always "SCP-####", and not its number alone ("SCP-173", not "173"), although the number on its own is often used informally.
    Object Class — A system of categorization based on the difficulty of containing the entity or object. See the Object Classes guide for more information, and definitions of the most commonly used object classes (Safe, Euclid, Keter), as well as some less commonly used object classes (including Thaumiel, Neutralized and Apollyon). More esoteric object classes may replace these, and supplementary classification systems may be used (such as adding a Threat Level, or using the Anomaly Classification System, which replaces "Object Class" with "Containment Class").
    Special Containment Procedures (SCP) — Instructions to be followed to keep the entity or object contained. May be referred to informally as "conprocs".
    Description — The section of an SCP article that explains in a clear and concise way what the entity or object does, and why it is contained. The description can be supplemented by one or more addenda, but you should be able to understand the basic function through the Description alone.
    Addendum — (Plural: addenda) A section of an SCP article that either expands on specific aspects of the primary Description, shows the progression of information over time, or otherwise provides additional insight that does not fit into the Description block. Addenda can be posted on the main page or in separate supplement pages, and can include Experiment Logs, Exploration Logs, Incident Reports or Interviews.
    

    Foundation Terminology

    Other terms used in Foundation documents to describe their own personnel, facilities and containment procedures.

    The Administrator — Mysterious figure in-universe, may (or may not) have been the Founder of the SCP Foundation. Possibly a member of the O5 Council, possibly the overall leader of the Foundation.
    agent — An undercover Foundation field agent, typically capitalized when used as a title (e.g. Agent Smith). Note that not all field personnel employed by the Foundation are necessarily "agents" in this sense, nor do all such personnel have the title "Agent". See also: containment team, response team, Mobile Task Force, and researcher.
    Anomalous Item/Anomalous Object (AO) — An object with anomalous properties too minor to warrant Special Containment Procedures or further research.
    anomaly/anomalous — Foundation term for the objects they contain and research. Generally defined as anything that cannot be explained by current scientific knowledge. See also paranormal and anahuman.
    Area — A type of Foundation Facility completely unknown to the public.
    containment breach — Term used when an SCP object escapes containment. Could involve physically breaking out of a containment chamber, could also mean spread of knowledge about it outside of the Foundation.
    containment chamber — A room dedicated to the containment of an SCP object.
    containment team — Field personnel specializing in recovering or retrieving anomalous objects or entities. Members may or may not be field agents as well, but usually have a different title, such as "Containment Specialist". See also agent, response team.
    [DATA EXPUNGED] — One of the two types of censorship used on the site, something that is "expunged" has been permanently deleted from all records, typically because the information poses a hazard in and of itself, e.g. if it's a memetic hazard. See also [REDACTED].
    D Class — Foundation employees deemed expendable if necessary for testing or containment. See the Security Clearance Levels guide for more information, as well as the relevant Ethics Committee Regulations.
    Decommissioned (D) — An anomalous object that has been intentionally destroyed. See the Decommissioning Department Hub for more information.
    department — Organisations within the Foundation that specialize in a specific task, discipline or field.
    director — The head of a Foundation Facility or Department. Typically capitalised when used as a title (e.g. Director Jones).
    Disruption Class — Part of the Anomaly Classification System, the Disruption Class refers to an anomaly's ability to disturb the status quo or break the Veil if uncontained. In ascending order, these are Dark, Vlam, Keneq, Ekhi and Amida.
    Explained (EX) — A sub-class of SCP object that has either been debunked as a hoax, sufficiently understood so as to be normal scientific knowledge, or so widely disseminated that containment is no longer possible.
    Extranormal Events — Anomalous events that occurred too briefly to be contained.
    Facility — A generic term used to refer to both Sites and Areas.
    The Foundation — A secret organization that contains anomalous or supernatural objects, entities, and phenomena through the creation of Special Containment Procedures. Usually just "The Foundation", only rarely referred to as the "SCP Foundation" in-universe.
    Free Port — A larger and more formally recognised type of Nexus, an area that is inherently anomalous and entirely behind the Veil. This means that there is no need to try to conceal the existence of the anomalous from the people who live there, since they all already know.
    Groups of Interest (GoI) — Organisations other than the Foundation that are aware of the anomalous.
    K-Class Scenario/K-Class Event — Hypothetical situations with drastic effects on normality or reality. The most well-known K-Class Event, the XK-Class Event, typically denotes a catastrophic event resulting in the destruction of human society, if not the entire human species, but various other scenarios have their own designations, used with varying consistency across different articles.
    Locations of Interest (LoI) — Locations with anomalous properties, often inhabited by a permanent community and requiring a more diplomatic approach to their containment. See also Unexplained Location, Nexus and Free Port.
    Mobile Task Force — A Mobile Task Force (or MTF for short) is a highly-trained and specialized team that is deployed to various locations as needed to deal with specialized threats or conditions. Mobile Task Forces are designated by a Greek letter and a number (e.g. "MTF Alpha-7", "MTF Omega-15") and may have a nickname attached, similar to many real-life military units. MTFs are the elite personnel of the Foundation, and run the gamut from highly experienced field researchers to combat-hardened troops.
    Nexus — An actively anomalous location supporting a permanent community. Originally defined and listed here.
    O5 Council (O5) — short for the "Council of Observers, Level 5" or the "Overseer Level 5 Council". The highest authority in the Foundation, a council of 12 or 13 individuals who have the power to authorize or veto any action taken by the Foundation as a whole. O5 Council members are only known by their numbers (O5-1 through O5-13), are rarely involved in day-to-day Foundation activities, and are typically not allowed to contact any SCP objects directly for fear of contamination. Note that it's a capital letter "o", not the number zero.
    Person of Interest (PoI) — Individuals that the Foundation is investigating or observing due to their involvement with the anomalous. May have anomalous abilities, have had contact with an SCP object or be a member of a Group of Interest.
    [REDACTED] — One of the two types of censorship used on the site. Something that is "redacted" is withheld from the article because the reader is not cleared to see the information, but would be made available to someone else with a higher Security Clearance Level or on a need-to-know basis. See also [DATA EXPUNGED].
    researcher — A broad term for anyone involved in research and development at the Foundation - they may be referred to as a Researcher, Technician, Doctor or Professor, depending on their qualifications and specialty. Researchers can be involved in anything from figuring out how an anomalous object or entity functions to developing better materials and containment procedures. Field researchers may also accompany containment teams to assess the nature of uncontained anomalies.
    response team — A heavily armed team trained to deal with security or containment breaches, typically at a secure Foundation site. Response team members are also sent into the field to escort containment teams when dealing with highly hostile or dangerous objects or entities, or when enemy Groups of Interest are involved.
    Risk Class — Part of the Anomaly Classification System, the Risk Class refers to the severity of an anomaly's effects on an individual person, and how easily one can recover from it. In ascending order, these are Notice, Caution, Warning, Danger and Critical.
    Security Clearance Level — Specifies the information that a Foundation employee is authorized to know, ranging from 1 (very limited) to 5 (beyond top secret).
    SCP — An initialism for "Special Containment Procedures", and used informally as a short-form of "SCP article", as in, "I wrote three SCPs yesterday". SCP objects or entities are not formally referred to as "an SCP" or "the SCP" in-universe, although characters might do so informally, even using casual pronunciations like "scip" or "skip". Note that "SCP" is not an initialism for "Secure, Contain, Protect"; the motto of the Foundation is a backronym derived from "SCP".
    SCP object/SCP entity — An anomaly assigned its own Special Containment Procedures.
    Site — A type of Foundation Facility disguised behind a mundane front (e.g. as a corporation or government office).
    Species of Interest (SoI) — Non-human species with anomalous properties.
    Threat Level — A complimentary system to the object classes, assigning each anomaly a color code based on the danger it would pose if containment was breached. The threat levels, in ascending order, are White, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Red and Black.
    Undesignated Anomaly (UA) — An anomalous entity that has not yet been placed into containment. Temporary designation, prior to full documentation as an SCP object.
    Unexplained Location — A specific place where anomalous phenomena too minor to be assigned Special Containment Procedures occur. See also Locations of Interest, as well as Nexus and Free Port for inhabited anomalous locations.
    

    Anomalous Science

    Terms used by the Foundation and by other groups to describe and categorise the anomalous.

    acroamatic abatement — The processing of waste products and esoteric substance from anomalies into non-anomalous industrial effluent. See Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement But Were Too Confused by the Name to Ask for an elaboration.
    Akiva Radiation — Radiation linked to prayer and divine intervention, possible to measure and quantify in centiAkiva. A place with high levels of Akiva radiation has been visited or touched by a god, while a place with low Akiva radiation may be considered forgotten or forsaken by the gods. Named after a Jewish scholar and religious leader, the Rabbi Akiva.
    antimemetic — Antimemes (also known as Counterconcepts) are ideas which, by their intrinsic nature, discourage or prevent people from spreading them. The Foundation has an Antimemetics Division investigating and containing anomalous antimemes.
    Apex Tier Pluripotent Entity — An incredibly powerful being, possibly omnipotent. Generally used as a clinical term for a god (although not all divine beings will be "Apex Tier"), alongside alternative terms like pistiphage.
    Aspect Radiation (ARad) — EVE emissions intense enough to alter reality - the basis of thaumatology.
    backlash — Random alterations to reality caused as a side-effect of thaumaturgy.
    bozomorphic — Clinical term for anomalous entities resembling clowns.
    bureaucratohazards — A sub-class of semiohazards that affect bureaucratic systems, making certain entities not guilty despite committing crimes or violating rules.
    carnomancy/fleshcrafting — anomalous techniques for altering and reshaping the body, most frequently practiced by adherents of Sarkicism.
    Cognitive Resistance Value — A measurement of the mental fortitude and resistance of an individual to mind-affecting anomalies, particularly those that are memetic.
    cognitohazard — A term used to refer to objects that are dangerous to perceive. This could occur through any or all of the human senses, including sight, sound, smell, taste, or touch. Differs from an infohazard in that simply being informed about the cognitohazard has no anomalous effect. See also memetics.
    ectoentropic — Entities or objects that produce energy or matter in an unexplained way, in apparent violation of the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics - energy (which includes matter) cannot be created, and entropy (the disorder of a system) must always increase over time.
    Elan-Vital Energy (EVE) — Mysterious energy emitted from living beings and sapient anomalies that can power thaumatology. See this lecture for more information. May be referred to by alternative terms, such as Aura, Mana, Orgone or Qi/Ki.
    essophysics — The scientific study of the physical embodiments or manifestations of abstract concepts.
    extradimensional — Existing in or originating from an alternate reality.
    hemovore — Clinical term for a vampire.
    Hume — A unit used to measure the strength or amount of reality in an area. See the FAQ for more information. Named for the philosopher David Hume.
    infoallergenic — An uncommon class of infohazard, capable of exhibiting both memetic and antimemetic properties. See also pretermemetic.
    infohazard — A term used to refer to objects that have an anomalous effect whenever they are referred to or described. Differs from a cognitohazard in that cognitohazards require the anomalous phenomenon to be directly perceived, whereas infohazards may be spread indirectly, simply through people telling each other about them. Because of this, the effects of infohazards are often memetic. See this orientation for more information.
    kinetohazard/kinetoglyphs — anomalous mental and physical effects that occur when an entity performs specific gestures and movements.
    Large-Scale Aggressor (LSA) — Clinical term for a giant monster.
    memetic — Memes are the basic units of culture, ideas or behaviours that can be transmitted to others through communication or imitation. In the context of the Foundation, memetic effects are a sub-class of cognitohazards and infohazards that deal with the transfer of information. Ideas and concepts with anomalous memetic properties can spread much more effectively than non-anomalous memes, and may have anomalous effects on anyone exposed to them. Creators and users of memetic hazards are referred to as memeticists. See Understanding Memetics and this orientation for more information.
    metamorphic/polymorphic — Clinical term for shapeshifters, entities that alter their own form or appearance.
    mimetic — entities capable of anomalous mimicry of another creature or object.
    narremes — The basic units of a narrative, much like memes are the basic units of a culture.
    narrativohazard — A construct of independent, individual units of narratives (known as narremes) that collectively destroys relevant stories.
    noogenesis — Clinical term for the formation of a new consciousness.
    Noosphere — The realm of human thought, encompassing dreams, concepts and ideas.
    ontokinesis/ontokinetic — Clinical term for reality bending.
    parahuman/anahuman — A human being with anomalous properties or abilities.
    paranormal/preternatural/supernatural — alternative terms used to describe phenomena that the Foundation categorises as anomalous.
    pataphysics/'pataphysics — The scientific study of fictional narratives and their effect on reality. Includes the study of the fictional SCP universe itself by characters that are part of it.
    Pattern Screamer — Consciousnesses embedded within the fabric of reality. These entities do not exist, although they may have existed at some point in the past, and may be brought into existence if perceived. Also known as Pattern Dwellers.
    pistiphage — An entity that feeds on faith, deriving sustenance and power from belief and worship. Often used as a clinical term for a god, a pistiphage may also be a Tulpa or Egregore, only existing because people believe in it. An Apex Tier Pluripotent Entity may or may not also be a pistiphage.
    pretermemetic — Information that is selectively memetic or anti-memetic depending on the nature of the recipients or circumstances. Used by groups such as Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting to advertise without attracting the attention of organisations like the Foundation. See also infoallergenic.
    reality bending/reality warping — The anomalous ability to alter reality. May be referred to as ontokinesis or magic, although thaumatology is generally regarded as something separate. Humanoid reality benders may be referred to as "Type Greens" using Global Occult Coalition terminology, or as "bixbies", "ontokineticists", "Outside Observers" or "Objective-Reality Independent persons". See this FAQ, this orientation and this document for more information.
    semiontological anomaly/semiohazard — Anomalies that disrupt the semiosphere to create universal axioms that should not be possible.
    semiosphere — The medium through which information about reality travels before it is perceived or measured.
    spectral entity — Clinical term for a ghost, spectre or spirit. May also be referred to as a posthumous entity, eidomorph or an ectomorph (an entity made from ectoplasm). See this document for more information.
    spectremetry — The scientific study of spectral entities.
    surrealistics — The scientific study of anomalies too incomprehensible or bizarre to understand, except through illogical thought and the use of agnostics.
    Tartarean Resonance Energy (TRE) — Radiation naturally produced by demonic entities. Named for Tartarus, the part of the Greek Underworld where monsters and sinners were imprisoned.
    Tartarean-Class Demonic Entity/Tartarean Entity — Clinical term for a demon.
    thaumatology — The scientific study of thaumaturgy, a term meaning "wonder-working" and referring to magic, miracles and the occult. Users of magic can be referred to as Thaumatologists, Thaumaturges or "Type Blues" in Global Occult Coalition terminology, although more archaic terms like "wizard", "sorcerer" and "mage" may still be used. When considered as distinct from reality bending, the phenomena studied by thaumatology generally follow more predictable rules and limitations. See this lecture, this orientation and this document for more information.
    tychekinesis — Clinical term for probability manipulation, named for the Greek goddess of fate and fortune, Tyche.
    Way — A anomalous connection between two locations, enabling rapid travel between them regardless of distance. Ways can facilitate travel into other universes, including to the Wanderer's Library. May also be referred to as a Rosen-Fortune Bridge or a Class-W transportation gateway. See this orientation for more information.
    

    Anomalous Technologies

    Advanced technologies existing within the Foundation setting.

    agnostics — Substances that makes consumers more open to otherwise incomprehensible anomalous phenomena by altering their thought-patterns to become more illogical. See also surrealistics.
    amnestic — Drugs, procedures, or devices that induce memory loss when administered to an individual. While sedatives with amnestic properties are not unknown to medical science, the Foundation's amnestics have much greater potency and specificity, enabling them to make civilian witnesses forget about anomalous activity. Although the exact details vary, see the Amnestic Use Guide and the Updated Amnestics Guide for more information.
    apportation — Teleportation through thaumaturgy.
    Artificially Intelligent Conscript (AIC) — An artificial intelligence created and employed by the Foundation's Artificial Intelligence Applications Division.
    beryllium bronze — A metallic alloy frequently used in anomalous devices.
    Bright/Zartion Hominid Replicator — A device capable of creating non-anomalous humans from raw materials. Individuals can be created at any age, and can be implanted with memories and skills. Essential to the function of SCP-2000, may also be used to create D Class personnel, and potentially other Foundation employees.
    countermeme/memetic inoculation — An memetic concept, a counter-meme protects against or reverses the effects of an anomalous meme.
    Deepwell server — Specialized data storage servers capable of preserving information across shifts in reality. See SCP-4800 for more information.
    demonarcotics — Performance enhancing drugs made from demons.
    demonics — A type of paratechnology that incorporates sentient entities referred to as demons. See this history for more information.
    eigenweapon — An anomalous weapon of mass destruction, capable of causing widespread destruction and/or massive loss of life. See this tale for one history of eigenweapon development. Terms like eigenmachine may be used for similar devices intended for purposes other than destruction.
    Everhart Resonator — A device for converting electrical energy into EVE, in order to power thaumatology.
    Geas — The use of memetic agents to force a person to obey a set of rules or guidelines. The name comes from Irish mythology, where a Geas is a magically enforced prohibition against certain actions.
    gnostics — The opposite of an agnostic, gnostics make one more certain and sure of things, although this does not necessarily make them correct.
    Kant Counter - Instrument used to measure the Hume level of a location, that is, the amount of reality. See this FAQ for more information. Named for the philosopher Immanuel Kant.
    Memetic Kill Agent — A memetic hazard with a lethal effect on anyone exposed to it without the appropriate inoculation with a countermeme. Used to protect SCP-001 and other important data from unauthorised access.
    mnestic — The opposite of an amnestic, mnestics are chemical compounds that enhance the user's memory. This can be used to bring back erased or forgotten memories, counter the effects of amnestics, and resist antimemetic effects. See the Antimemetics Division Series and the Updated Amnestics Guide for more information.
    paratechnology (paratech) — Technology that relies on anomalous principles or components to function. More specific terms like paraweapon and parapharmaceutical may be used for specific types of paratechnology. These kind of anomalies may also be referred to as wonders, magic items or technothaumaturgy.
    Pickman-Sinclair Narrative Fluctuation Detector — A handheld device for detecting changes in the narrative. Related to the Law of Narrative Causality, and to pataphysics.
    Scranton Reality Anchor — A technology that stabilises reality around it, preventing or restricting reality bending and anomalous interference. Occasionally called a Scranton Box, although that may refer to a somewhat different technology. May function through the use of the captured reality benders, although there are alternative explanations for how they work. See this FAQ and this Grant Request for more information, and this page for blueprints. Named after the in-universe inventor, one Robert Scranton.
    Telekill (SCP-148) — A metal with the property of blocking or preventing anomalous extrasensory mental effects like telepathy and mind control.
    Xyank-Anastasakos Constant Temporal Sink/Xyank-Anastasakos Constant Time Sink — Named after Dr. Thaddeus Xyank and Dr. Athena Anastasakos of the Foundation's Department of Temporal Anomalies. Capable of protecting a place or an object from temporal changes, or altering the passage of time to speed it up or slow it down within a specific area. See this page for blueprints.
    

    Anomalous Culture

    Terms used to describe events and practices involving anomalous individuals and communities.

    anart — Short for Anomalous Art. This can be artwork with anomalous properties, or the use of the anomalous for the purpose of artistic expression. See this document and this lecture for further analysis.
    anartists — Short for Anomalous Artists, and refers to anyone capable of creating Anart, such as members of Are We Cool Yet? or the Medicean Academy of Occult Art.
    Normalcy/Normality/Baseline Reality/Consensus Reality — The apparently ordinary and mundane state of the world, which the Foundation preserves by containing anomalies. See also The Veil.
    Occult War — A conflict concealed from the public due to the use of anomalous nature of the participants and weapons used. May occur concurrent with a non-anomalous conflict known to the public, for example the Seventh Occult War generally refers to an anomalous conflict taking place during the Second World War. The dates and events of the preceding six Occult Wars are not as widely agreed upon.
    paracrime — Illegal paranormal activity, as prosecuted by organisations like the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit. Includes both the use of anomalies to commit conventional crimes such as fraud, theft and murder, as well as the breaking of laws specifically relating to anomalies, for example the illegal sale of paratechnology.
    paracriminal — A paranormal criminal, such as the members of the Chicago Spirit crime syndicate. A paracriminal could be an anomalous individual who commits an ordinary crime, or could be a non-anomalous human who commits a paracrime.
    The Veil — A term referring to the separation of the anomalous and the people aware of it from the ordinary world. Actively maintained by organisations like the Foundation that conceal anomalies.
    

12. #12

    Keys: Log of Anomalous Items, Vol I

    The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity. It may be used as a resource should knowledge of these items become useful or necessary in the future.
    – Dr. █████ █████, Head of Research, Site ██
    

    Due to the increasing number of items discovered by the Foundation, this list is no longer open to new entries. For ease of archival, second, third and fourth volumes of this log have been made available, and the fifth remains open to new additions.

    Lists of Extranormal Events and Unexplained Locations have also been compiled.

    Anomalous Items 001 - 010

    Item Description: An unbreakable lamp. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, ████ Current Status: Kept in Dr. Rights' office in Site-██. Notes: This was one of the first items categorized as "Anomalous" and denied full SCP classification, due to lack of value in further research and little need for special containment.

    Item Description: A penny which, when flipped, will always land "heads up". Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: Shipped off to permanent storage. Notes: Can’t believe that none of the researchers kept this to win bets with.

    Item Description: A number 2 pencil, which will balance at a 32-degree angle for approximately 3 hours before ceasing anomalous behaviors. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ████████ Current Status: Incinerated. Notes: I’m not even sure why this was an anomaly. Maybe it just had a very flat tip. Notice: Destroying anomalous items without appropriate permission is a major violation of Foundation policy. See that this does not occur again. - Site Director █████ █████.

    Item Description: A painting (possibly a landscape, records are unclear) that gave a mild case of diaphragmatic spasms, or hiccups, to anyone who saw it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ███████ Current Status: Incinerated. Notes: This would obviously be a pain to work with, but shouldn't they have at least tried to see how it worked? Notice: Destroying anomalous items without appropriate permission is a major violation of Foundation policy. See that this does not occur again. - Site Director █████ █████.

    Item Description: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the exact same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing. They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: Housed in a wildlife observation deck. Excess entities incinerated.

    Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Otherwise unremarkable. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, ███████ Current Status: Currently in the possession of Dr. Light. Notes: No radiation, no life signs, nothing. If nothing else, it's a reminder of the inexplicable nature of the universe.

    Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver. When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!" Date of Recovery: 09-03-████ Location of Recovery: Wichita, Kansas, USA Current Status: In storage at Site 19's vintage weapons depository. Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly. Accuracy or even proficiency with the firearm is not required for the anomaly to function. Voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice".

    Item Description: A wire clothes hanger. Only long-sleeve, blue, men's dress shirts with collar sizes between 38.1 cm and 40 cm can successfully be hung upon it. All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when hanger is employed. Date of Recovery: 09-15-████ Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A nuclear snow globe. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion. It emits no radiation, sound, or force, and the explosion pattern changes every shake. Aftereffects such as radioactive snow and black rain have been observed. At random intervals, the snow globe will contain a small shed, car, or truck, which reacts to the explosion. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Sokrovenno, Russia Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A squirrel which constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████ Family Campgrounds, ███████ Current Status: Housed in a wildlife observation deck. Anomalous Items 011 - 020

    Item Description: A cheap plastic ping-pong ball, that would change from red to green twice daily. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████████, California, US Current Status: Located under a locker in Storage Room 19-553B. Maintenance team required to extract object.

    Item Description: A white cowboy hat. Any person wearing is compelled to whoop and box dance uncontrollably. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██ ██████, Texas Current Status: Contained in a standard anomalous objects locker and brought out during staff birthday parties.

    Item Description: Six-sided dice that can occasionally land on a seven. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ████████ Gaming Society in ████████, Maryland Current Status: Being used for research by Dr. McCallum. Notes: Research my ass. He's just using the damned thing to cheat on his sneak attack damage. - Dr. Morgan

    Item Description: C███-C███ branded and stylized cola glass. Any liquid drunk from glass reported to taste like P████ brand cola. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Site-19 Current Status: Destroyed after being dropped by canteen worker █████ ███████.

    Item Description: A .500 ███ ██████ sidearm that discharges all loaded cartridges as if they were blanks. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ████ Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████ Funeral Home in █████████, ██ Current Status: Shattered in bizarre acapella accident. Dr. McCallum is currently being questioned.

    Item Description: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1998 Location of Recovery: ████████, Illinois Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus. All appear to relate to actual filmed movies, though the quality is low. Date of Recovery: █-██-19██ Location of Recovery: Hackensack, New Jersey Current Status: Missing, presumed lost. Recently recovered from the possession of Dr. ██████. In storage.

    Item Description: A 76-centimeter-tall statue of a clown. In room where it was placed, a giggling sound would be noted whenever lights were turned off. Date of Recovery: 05-16-200█ Location of Recovery: ██████, Germany Current Status: Shot approximately 15 times with a 9mm sidearm by Agent █████. Agent reprimanded. No anomalous properties recorded in the remains.

    Item Description: An adult male capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) orginally located several thousand miles away from the natural habitat for its species, with bright blue and green fur. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ████████, Wisconsin Current Status: Identified as a lost exotic pet with ██████████-brand hair dye. Returned to owner; class-A amnestic administered; recovery agent reprimanded. Anomalous Items 021 - 030

    Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1979 Location of Recovery: █████, Liechtenstein Current Status: Accidentally snapped during testing (1993); portions of pencil did not retain anomalous properties, and were subsequently incinerated.

    Item Description: A 24000-carat diamond, cut in the size and shape of a common construction brick. Date of Recovery: ██-██-197█ Location of Recovery: ███████, South Africa Current Status: In storage pending identification of source.

    Item Description: A white cotton-and-polyester t-shirt bearing the words 'SCP: SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT" on the front, and a crude but recognizable cartoon of SCP-173 on the back, with the caption "SCP-173: DON'T BLINK". Aside from the security breach it represents, the item has no anomalous properties. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: █████████ Thrift Store, New York City, New York Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A wedding invitation which, every six hours, becomes a different wedding invitation. Thus far, all invitations have been for weddings on dates between 5 and 15 years in the past, and have involved persons not found to exist. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: █████████████ Bookshop, ██████████████████, Wales Current Status: Currently in storage, an investigation into locations, dates, and people involved is still underway.

    Item Description: 16-month day planner (September 2009 to December 2010) manufactured by the ██████████ company which will duplicate anything written into it across all other units. This only works for date/time entries that have not yet come to pass. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2010 Location of Recovery: ██████ ███████ Office Supplies, ██████ ████, Florida Current Status: 17 units in Foundation possession; unknown number remain in circulation (estimated at █). Research personnel are monitoring new entries in an effort to locate remaining copies.

    Item Description: An Ikea-brand wall clock which seems to disappear and reappear once every second. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ███████, Scotland. Current Status: Disappeared at 1124 hours GMT on ██-██-19██. Item never materialised, presumed irretrievable.

    Item Description: A rubber-and-metal flyswatter which, when used to kill an invertebrate, causes the user to burst into tears. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ███████ Free Clinic, █████, Suriname Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A spear that, when thrown, pierces the heart of the nearest humanoid and extends several spikes from its blade afterward. Agents are to note that "the nearest humanoid" is typically the person who threw it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: █████, Ireland Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A Risk set that has a variable number of pieces, appearing and disappearing as needed on the board. Sounds of battle are produced by the dice when rolled on hard surfaces rather than the expected clattering. Date of Recovery: █-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, Oregon Current Status: Available in Area 43 break room for recreation.

    Item Description: A piece of vine charcoal that causes "Someone help me! I'm trapped in the charcoal!" to be written every several seconds whenever used for writing or drawing. Date of Recovery: █-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████████, Scotland Current Status: In storage. Anomalous Items 031 - 040

    Item Description: A bottle of bootleg █████ █████████ perfume, which attracts cats in a 1 km radius when used. Discovered after a gathering of over 4,000 cats caused a traffic jam in downtown ███ ███████. Date of Recovery: █-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███ ███████, ██████████ Current Status: Stored in an airtight container, Low-Value Item Storage, Site-██.

    Item Description: An upright piano. If a human touched any of the piano keys, the human became irresistibly compelled to play the piano and sing popular Broadway show tunes, for a period of three hours or until the player was incapacitated. It is to be noted that the item did not provide musical talent, knowledge of tunes, knowledge of lyrics, or the ability to sing on-key. Date of Recovery: 04-28-200█ Location of Recovery: Recreation center at Foundation Site 33. Piano had been at that site for several years but its unusual properties did not manifest until Incident [DATA EXPUNGED]. Current Status: Disassembled by sledgehammer during containment breach; resulting detritus incinerated. Residual ashes evidenced no unusual properties.

    Item Description: A #2 pencil that, when used, causes the writer to unknowingly make spelling errors. Spelling errors can be corrected using the pencil. Date of Recovery: 06-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Site 19 supply cabinet Current Status: Accidentally destroyed. Materials demonstrated no unusual properties Notes: Are you sure the person who reported this wasn't just really bad at spelling?

    Item Description: A white plastic "halo", which will shine and float when above anybody who has not committed any of the 7 deadly sins. Will glow red when placed above anyone else. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███, ████ Current Status: Melted itself down after being placed above Dr. ████ ██████'s head.

    Item Description: Thirteen dollar bills-ranging from $1 to $20-that scream loudly when placed next to foreign currency. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ██████ Bank, ██ ██████, ██ Current Status: Shredded in paper shredder; strips showed no anomalous properties.

    Item Description: A snow globe containing an 11-second time loop of a snowman murdering a bystander with an axe. Date of Recovery: 12-25-20██ Location of Recovery: █████ Ski Resort, ██, USA Current Status: On Research Assistant Goldsheiner's desk, for aesthetic purposes.

    Item Description: A ██████-brand bobblehead that, when bobbled, causes the user's head to bobble with it. Can create neck injuries if bobbled too hard. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: Seattle, Washington Current Status: On Dr. Roget's office desk In Dr. Roget's office safe.

    Item Description: An early 19th century cannon of Russian manufacture. Cannon will prime, load and fire blanks (with no visible source of powder) if the finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture is played within audible range of the artillery piece. The timing of the shots is slightly off and inconsistent with the music. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Napoleonic Wars exhibit, ████████ Museum, ████████. Current Status: Maintained as a lawn ornament in the staff garden at Site 12. Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture added to Site Blacklist of restricted materials.

    Item Description: A glass dinner plate, 11 inches across. When organic material is placed on the plate, it begins to secrete digestive enzymes (mainly proteases and cellulases) which produce foul-tasting waste products and an unpleasant appearance in food. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Site 19 cafeteria, discovered by Junior Researcher ███████, who initially believed the kitchen staff were attempting to poison him. Current Status: Currently under investigation by Dr. █████.

    Item Description: A white coffee mug that, at 3:00 AM local time, will replace all fruit juices in its interior with grapefruit juice. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ███████, Minnesota Current Status: In the possession of Research Assistant Jacobs. In storage. Notes: Effect has consistently failed to manifest after RA Jacobs filled the item with grapefruit juice nineteen days after recovery. Anomalous Items 041 - 050

    Item Description: A pair of cordless headphones that constantly play songs by The Beatles despite the lack of a music or energy source. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████ concert, California, United States Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A ballpoint pen. Decimal points in numbers written with the pen will periodically move for the next 314 days. Date of Recovery: 11-03-20██ Location of Recovery: Accounting department at Site-11. Current Status: Stored in Low-Value Item Wing of Storage Site-23.

    Item Description: A computer file with the name "~DFFF1C.tmp". The file has a negative filesize of -2 bytes; its presence on a storage medium increases the space available. Copies of the file retain this property, but editing the file changes its size to 0 bytes. Date of Recovery: 05-21-20██ Location of Recovery: Dr. ████'s home computer Current Status: Stored in Dr. ████'s computer, with several backups on portable media.

    Item Description: A three-sided die; no matter how it is observed, subjects will report that it definitely has three sides, despite this being physically impossible. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: A tabletop gaming convention in [REDACTED]. Current Status: Sliced in half, yielded two one-sided dice.

    Item Description: An adjustable-height stainless steel floor fan of unknown make and manufacture. The fan will only function when exposed to music written by an artist or artists that no persons within hearing range have knowledge of. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1997 Location of Recovery: Jacksonville, Florida Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A pound cake that emits the sound of a young girl laughing when being cut. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012 Location of Recovery: █████'s Bakery Shop in Wyoming Current Status: Kept in cold storage at Site-17

    Item Description: A slate sculpture of a human hand and a section of forearm, standing approximately 0.5m tall and weighing 50kg. The object's orientation cannot be changed and acts as a perfect compass - the thumb always points due magnetic north. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012 Location of Recovery: Raid on a Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd. warehouse in London, UK. Current Status: Staff gardens at Sector-25. Notes: Accompanying recovered documentation indicates that MC&D was having difficulty finding a buyer for the object.

    Item Description: A 235-kg █████ █████-brand moped. When traveling at speeds in excess of 30 km/h, it displays inertial qualities consistent with an object of significantly higher mass, generally between 350 and 600 kg, depending on speed. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1999 Location of Recovery: ████████, Germany Current Status: In storage

    Item Description: A large whiteboard. Should a subject write a problem on the white board, it will immediately begin to form a chart organizing the information pertinent to that problem. The object will then form connections between the information and attempt to come up with a solution. However, it will also write comments regarding the subject's intellect and physical appearance. These are almost always derogatory. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: █████████, Texas Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A █████ 1208 cell phone with exactly 2 bars of reception at all times, regardless of location, situation, or condition of the phone. Other functions do not differ from normal cell phones. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████ village, Astrakhan district, found in possession of [DATA REDACTED] Current Status: In storage. Anomalous Items 051 - 060

    Item Description: A purple stress ball that when squeezed causes the person to become contemplative about their recent successes and failures in life. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: In the office drawer of a psychiatrist by the name of Dr. P████ Laymond. Current Status: Torn to shreds by a loose pet corgi. Reconstruction is under consideration. Notes: Is this thing even necessary? Why did we even take it in the first place? Why did Rachel dump me last night? WHY??? – Agent R████████

    Item Description: A Basset Hound capable of limited human-like speech - only vocalization is the word "dude", in various accents and tones of voice. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, California Current Status: Held in Site 33 kennels.

    Item Description: A skee-ball arcade game dating to the late 1930s. Whenever 850 or more points are scored in a single frame, the ticket dispenser releases that number of live cockroaches. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1943 Location of Recovery: ████████ & Sons Games, Coney Island, New York Current Status: In containment.

    Item Description: A key that can unlock the door to any empty, unmonitored room. However, a skeleton of a random small mammal always falls through the door as it is opened. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2006 Location of Recovery: ███████, London Current Status: In containment.

    Item Description: A treadmill that will suddenly increase the speed to the maximum (15km/h) whenever stopped before the pre-programmed session is over. Unplugging the machine gave the same result. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012 Location of Recovery: ██████████████ Health Center, Seoul, Korea Current Status: On ██-██-2012 object was found to be broken, and it was revealed that many agents had used it for exercise since its containment. After the repair, object did not display anomalous properties any longer, and thus relocated to Foundation health center.

    Item Description: A generic baseball cap that can only be worn 'properly'. Any attempts to wear it sideways or backwards cause it to forcibly remove itself from the wearer's head. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ███ ████, New York Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A single copy of the book The Principles of Knitting. When the chapter detailing various problems encountered while knitting is read, the user experiences these problems the next time they attempt to knit. Problems extend to types of knitting not otherwise possible in three dimensions, leading to widespread tangling. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2012 Location of Recovery: Baltimore, MD, USA Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A shipment of 350 pre-packaged loaves of sliced potato bread consisting only of end slices. Viewing the bread causes disorientation and vestibular dysfunction. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2010 Location of Recovery: Salt Lake City, UT, USA Current Status: Shredded during containment breach. Shreds only caused slight ringing in ears in 11% of test subjects. Remains in storage.

    Item Description: A VHS recording of the 1992 vice-presidential debates, in which Vice President Dan Quayle appears to have been replaced with a brown quail (Coturnix ypsilophora), which displays normal avian behavior on the recording. Behavior of the other subjects on the tape is unaltered. Forensic video analysis has not revealed any evidence of editing. Date of Recovery: 11-17-2012 Location of Recovery: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida Current Status: In Dr. Q█████'s office.

    Item Description: A yellow "rubber ducky" bath toy. When a subject explains in detail a practical problem to the item as though it were a living anthropomorphic duck, they will feel that they have a better understanding of said problem, and are often immediately able to come up with a solution. Date of Recovery: ██-██-199█ Location of Recovery: ███ ████, CA, USA. Current Status: In display at Site-17's Office Block, for use by all personnel. Anomalous Items 061 - 070

    Item Description: A swan goose (Anser cygnoides) which extinguishes fires around it in a radius of 32.444 meters. Effect expands to 101 meters on the night of the first quarter moon. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Altai, Mongolia Current Status: In animal containment.

    Item Description: A hardcover book that, when read, makes everything a person touches feel like a certain designated texture, depending on the page read. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Cartersville, Georgia Current Status: In the desk of Dr. Raye. Note - I like the fluffy kitten page. - Dr. Raye

    Item Description: Ten (10) glass sculptures of Queen Angelfish (Holacanthus ciliaris) that animate when placed in water. Sculptures require all the needs of a regular fish, except oxygen. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, Ireland Current Status: Kept in the aquarium in the 2nd floor break room at Site-17.

    Item Description: A china statuette of British cartoon characters Wallace and Gromit that, upon observation, causes the observer to have a mild craving for cheese. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Recovered with SCP-████ in a raid on a Marshall, Carter and Dark auction. Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A set of chess pieces carved from white and pink marble. When used to play a game (rather than normal handling), the pieces transform into humanoid figures in the shapes of individuals important to the players. The king's knight is always in the shape of the player, regardless of gender. Date of Recovery: 04-26-19██ Location of Recovery: Found abandoned on a public chessboard in Central Park, New York City, NY, USA. Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: 32 printed copies of John Cage's 4'33". When performed by any number of musicians, the sound of a euphonium practicing various atonal music pieces can be heard softly emanating from each copy. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Band room of ████████ High School, located in Oahu, HI. Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A replica of a human skull made out of gelatin. Item has not been shown to decay as per standard gelatin. Item plays music every October 31st. All music has been confirmed to be identical to that played by the band ███ ███████ ████ at their annual concert at the ████████ ████ Zoo. Date of Recovery: ██-██-██11 Location of Recovery: ████████ ████ Zoo Amphitheater. Current Status: On the desk of Dr. ███████. Notes: I would feel a little bad about this, but the concert is free anyway. -Dr. ███████.

    Aitem Deskripshun: A dikshunnarree that alturs ennee tekst deskraibing it too rezembul the langwej's fonetik form, tho nawt in ennee rekognaizd format. Dayt uv Rekuvurree: ██-██-20██ Lokayshun uv Rekuvurree: Shikago, Illinoy, Yoo-Es-Ay Kurrent Status: In a standurd kontaynment lokkur at Sait-59.

    Item Description: A bronze statue of a mermaid. Causes kleptomaniacal compulsions in mammalian subjects continually exposed to it. Date of Recovery: 06-30-1967 Location of Recovery: ████████, ██ Current Status: Replaced with a replica. Original in storage.

    Item Description: The word [REDACTED], a 9-letter imaginary word which is defined as "the opposite of a sieve." The definition is known as soon as the word is read or heard. Only one written instance of the word exists at any given time; the previous instance is erased when the new instance is written, although the word transfers at roughly 1808 km/s. The word reportedly feels natural and fluid to pronounce, and so may potentially be easy for unknown independent parties to create and write down. It is otherwise mundane. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Word Generation And Verification Subroutines, Site-18 Data Banks Current Status: Written on a piece of paper stored at Site-19. In the event that an unknown independent party writes the word, one of several researchers will be on call to write the word down again. Anomalous Items 071 - 080

    Item Description: A tiara constructed from living specimens of mushroom and other non-invasive fungus. Placing the tiara on a human subject's head causes the subject to become gyroscopically stabilized from the waist up. No matter the effort, the subject will become unable to move their body from the waist up out of a perfectly vertical position. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1919 Location of Recovery: Copenhagen, Denmark Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A traditional Brazilian berimbau of typical construction and materials. When held by a human subject, and the stick is raised to strike the string, the subject immediately displays an instinctive knowledge of how to play basic traditional rhythms. Further exposure does not seem to result in further knowledge gain, but the resultant basic knowledge remains with the subject after exposure. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Salto, Brazil Current Status: In storage. Note: Until it is determined conclusively that the item has no cognitohazardous capabilities, handling and testing is restricted to D-Class subjects.

    Item Description: A 129-character string. Entering it on the password field of an online service will allow log-in no matter what the original password was; only known exception is the word "password". Date of Recovery: ██-██-201█ Location of Recovery: Lagos, Nigeria Current Status: Archived. Research on encryption and network structures resistant to effect underway.

    Item Description: A blue stress ball. When squeezed, holder becomes infuriated, and when thrown, will bounce back and hit the thrower's head. Date of Recovery: ██-██-19██ Location of Recovery: ████ Psychiatrics, ████ Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A standard ███████ brand deck of cards that, when used to play any card game, appear 'backwards', showing all other players the card's face, while only showing the card's holder the back of said card. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ███ █████, Nevada, United States. Current Status: In storage at Site ██ Recreation Lounge.

    Item Description: A credit card of an unknown black material. Purchases made with the card via magnetic stripe readers are retroactively debited from Banco de Mexico's account number ██████.██, in October of 1993. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Secret chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza, Cairo, Egypt Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A red 1994 Toyota Camry whose radio could only play Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" regardless of station, whether a cassette tape had been inserted, and even after the radio itself had been replaced 3 times. Date of Recovery: ██-██-200█ Location of Recovery: Atlanta, Georgia Current Status: Crushed and melted down during an unusual containment breach. Residual slag showed no anomalous properties.

    Item Description: A high-tech typewriter that produces a cognitohazardous effect on every person trying to formulate a description for said object. Despite being a typewriter, it is always described as a typewriter, with various properties, containment places and such replaced with analogous typewriter-related properties. However, the verb "to shoot" and its cognates are not affected. Attempts to photograph the object are hindered by mental influence, and any attempts to draw or paint the object result in a drawing of a typewriter. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: An abandoned printing device research base that belonged to a defunct group of interest called [REDACTED]. Current Status: In storage in Site ███ printing devices room. An effort to produce copies of the typewriter is underway. Notes: This typewriter is great! Easy to shoot, very accurate, good shooting distance, lightweight, supports different key sets and has a 60 cartridge tray. The typing mechanism is detachable, .45ACP and 5.56 versions are available. Most likely, the anomalous effect was developed in order to hinder intelligence efforts. - Agent Cora.

    Item Description: A wooden toy rifle designed to shoot rubber bands using a gear. Rubber bands accelerate to 1/540 the speed of light upon leaving the barrel of the rifle. Date of Recovery: 10-15-2010 Location of Recovery: Mount Vernon, Virginia Current Status: In anomalous weapons containment.

    Item Description: A computer that cannot connect to any network when networking is enabled, but can attain a connection to the internet of exactly 161.24 kbps anywhere, regardless of the speed of light and other physical limitations. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2011 Location of Recovery: ██████, Portugal Current Status: Currently used to maintain communications with ████████. Anomalous Items 081 - 090

    Item Description: A glass statue of a non-Euclidian structure. Glass fragments of a statue, originally composing a non-Euclidian structure. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2013 Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: In storage Notes: It was broken when I found it. - Agent Green

    Item Description: A drawing of a dog that, when viewed by an illiterate individual, teaches them how to read and write Latvian. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ██ Current Status: In Level 1 Document Storage at Site-██.

    Item Description: A Christmas tree that is impossible to disassemble. Date of Recovery: 25-12-2013 Location of Recovery: Original location unknown, secondary location is near the entrance tunnel to Site-14. Current Status: In Site-14 break room as a decoration for Christmas.

    Item Description: One coaster. When placed on any horizontal surface, it leaves a circular water stain 6.3 cm in diameter. Stains left by this object have proven to be extremely difficult to remove. Date of Recovery: 09-18-1995 Location of Recovery: ██████ ████████ Brewery, Gatlinburg, TN Current Status: Accidentally destroyed under unknown circumstances.

    Item Description: A Mark XIX (19) Israel Military Industries Desert Eagle on 50. Action Express with Picatinny rail. When held, it displays an ammo counter in the bottom right corner of the wielder's peripheral vision, and, when fired, displays a point value based on the target hit, in base 5 numeration. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, Florida, U.S.A. Current Status: Stored in Site-19 Low value storage unit. Notes: It sounds cool, but the ammo counter is hard to focus on, which distracts you when you're trying to fire it, and it's nearly useless since you can barely make out the numbers. The scoring system has to be worked out on paper, and there's no easy way of recording the numbers when you have to decode your score every time you shoot. Keep this thing far away from the usable weapons. - Agent Harrelson

    Item Description: A pack of ███████ brand chewing gum containing six (6) pieces of chewed gum. When chewed, they will revert to 'un-chewed' form. Re-chewed pieces do not possess this property. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████ ██████, Canada Current Status: In storage in Site-██. Notes: How did we figure out it did that? - Dr. ██████

    Item Description: A tambourine that, when shaken, produces the sounds of a guitar. Staff claim to greatly enjoy it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, England Current Status: Held in the Site-19 break room.

    Item Description: A pair of baby blue boxing gloves. If the boxing gloves are used to punch an infant in the jaw, the new-born will grow all of its adult teeth within the following 24 hours. Date of Recovery: 08-10-20██ Location Recovery: Glasgow, Scotland. Current Status: Stored in Site-17 containment locker.

    Item Description: A Roman mosaic assembled in the 4th century CE depicting a creature resembling a Stegosaurus. Outside its anachronism, it is not otherwise anomalous. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Villa Romana del Casale, Sicily, Italy. Current Status: In display at Site-77's Historical Anomalies Wing.

    Item Description: A wooden pan flute. When played, an unidentified male voice will tell music-related puns in the player's first language. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1991 Location of Recovery: ████ Music Shop, Salonica, Greece. Current Status: In storage. Anomalous Items 091 - 100

    Item Description: A red ███████ brand automobile. The automobile is reported to leave a trail of flames in areas it passes. It is also able to speed up to ████ kilometers per hour. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: █████ family's garage Current Status: Last seen driven by Dr. Gerald. Presumed destroyed.

    Item Description: A black top hat. When worn, any sounds made by the person wearing it is replaced by an unidentified male voice saying an onomatopoeic word based on the sound (for instance, the sound of sneezing will be replaced by the word "sneeze"). Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ███████ Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A tin can labelled "WORMS" in white paint. Opening the lid reveals another lid directly underneath. Analysis has resulted in the conclusion that there may be a theoretically infinite sequence of lids. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, West Virginia Current Status: In anomalous item containment locker.

    Item Description: A carton of ████████-brand cigarettes. Upon smoking, subjects can only communicate through operatic vocals, with an effect lasting from 8 to 15 minutes. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2004 Location of Recovery: Phoenix, Arizona Current Status: A number were consumed a month after recovery by the Site-22 staff. Remainder in storage. Notes: These were a lot of fun. Someone should put them in the break room vending machines if the Foundation comes across a reliable source. - Agent ██████

    Item Description: A red 2011 ████ █████ 159. Upon sitting in the driver's seat, the driver spontaneously forgets how to use a stick-shift transmission. They regain this knowledge upon stepping out of the car. (It should also be noted that this car has a stick-shift transmission.) Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: █████████, Poland Current Status: In storage; awaiting repairs due to a burnt-out clutch.

    Item Description: A black-and-white picture of a flock of sheep that causes any human within a five (5)-meter radius to feel as if they are being watched. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███ ██████ Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A ███████ ██████ ██-1600 brand computer. When activated all peripherals are turned into aged Abbaye de Belloc cheese. Date of Recovery: 11-██-2012 Location of Recovery: Algonquin College, Canada Current Status: Stored in Site-██ break room. Notice: I shouldn't have to say this, but since it keeps happening: staff are advised not to connect peripherals to the computer unless they intend to turn said peripherals into cheese. - Supervisor White

    Item Description: A finger painting of a 7 centimeter square inside of a 3 centimeter circle. Date of Recovery: 12-02-20██ Location of Recovery: Christian Addler Elementary School Current Status: Undergoing testing Note: I know the ruler doesn't lie, but my brain just doesn't want to believe it. Guess we're doing something right. - Agent Morris

    Item Description: A severed saltwater crocodile (Crocodylus porosus) head, which doesn't experience decomposition or corrosion. When touched or handled physically, the head animates and bites its handler, then returns to its inactive state. Object also regenerates almost instantaneously when damaged. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2014 Location of Recovery: Las Vegas, Nevada Current Status: In frozen storage.

    Item Description: A blue ███'s candy, which, when set on a flat surface, begins to spin, accelerating in speed until it reaches a rate of approximately 65 rev/s, at which point it instantly freezes in place until picked up and set back down. Date of Recovery: 02-24-2014 Location of Recovery: Cedar Springs, Colorado, USA Current Status: Consumed by Dr. ██████ Anomalous Items 101 - 110

    Item Description: A recently opened, 38 centiliter glass bottle of ███████ brand ketchup. Contents of bottle deemed impossible to extract, despite vigorous smacking and shaking. Date of Recovery: 04-15-20██ Location of Recovery: San Juan, Mexico Current Status: Shattered during an unauthorized extraction attempt in Site-22 cafeteria. Despite severe fragmentation, contents remained irretrievable from bottle. Broken shards and remains moved to standard storage locker at Site-59.

    Item Description: A glass mirror that reflects images across its surface approximately 3.86 seconds more slowly than conventional mirrors, resulting in a significant 'lag' in the observed reflection. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, Ukraine Current Status: Undergoing testing at Site-73. Studies indicate that there is no observable change in the rate at which photons are reflected by the mirror.

    Item Description: A toy rocket made out of an unknown substance which can exceed speeds needed to escape the earth's gravity. It caught the interest of the Foundation and was tested. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████/█████ Border Current Status: Currently located in the thermosphere in Earth's Orbit.

    Item Description: Bootleg VHS copy of Swedish movie "████ ██████ of █████████" (19██). All characters change gender and ethnicity randomly on each viewing. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, Guam Current Status: Site-19 break room. Currently in storage. Notes: Bad acting, boring plot.

    Item Description: A small █████ brand FM radio, estimated to be ██ years old. When powered and set to any frequency, the radio will play a random song popular among teenagers during the activator's pubescent years. This song will always involve romantic relations and is described as remarkably apposite to the activator's current relationship status in 95% of cases. When activated by somebody not in a romantic relationship, the radio will play an inexpertly recorded cover of Harry Nilsson single "One," sung dramatically off-key by an unidentified pubescent male accompanied by a series of atonal electric piano notes. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1986 Location of Recovery: ███ ██ High School, ███████, Illinois Current Status: Lost following testing by Researcher ████.

    Item Description: A bag of ███-████ brand marshmallows. When a marshmallow is consumed by an individual, their head becomes engulfed in blue flames. Subjects always report a lack of noticeable change in spite of heat readings exceeding 100°C. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2014 Location of Recovery: ███████, Scotland Current Status: Remaining samples were placed in storage.

    Item Description: A pair of ravens (Corvus corax) who will sing the folk song known as twa corbies on some but not all occasions when someone dies within an approximately one kilometre radius. Date of Recovery: 06-27-1989 Location of Recovery: ████████, British Isles Current Status: Held in a standard aviary.

    Item Description: One pair of ███ brand headphones that can only be described as the opposite of what they are. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: █████, Canada Current Status: In storage at Site-██. Notes: Don't think into it too much. - Dr. ███████

    Item Description: A yellow brandless notebook. Every page contains multiple hand drawn rainbows. The words "KYLE, AGE SIX" are visible on the item's cover. All written text regarding said notebook will alter its colour in order to follow the pattern of the colours of the rainbows contained in the notebook. The drawings do not follow the pattern of real rainbows. Date of Recovery: ██-██-██ Location of Recovery: Sussex, UK Current Status: In storage at Site-98.

    Item Description: An iron ball bearing (radius: 2cm) which completely lacks ferromagnetic properties, even in the presence of strong magnetic fields (tested up to 8 Tesla). It is the only known instance of an anipole, that is, a magnet with no poles (as opposed to hypothetical monopoles). Discovered while searching for low-background steel for use in radiation-sensitive experiments; it was noted for anomalously low levels of trace radioactive elements. Subsequent analysis revealed that it is composed entirely of pure iron. Date of Recovery: ██-██-200█ Location of Recovery: ███████ Factory in Alaska, US. Current Status: Held in Site-11 storage in radiation-shielding unit to preserve purity. Anomalous Items 111 - 120

    Item Description: A standard 'Monopoly' board game that, when played, will invariably incite an argument between the players that will ultimately lead to the cessation or annulment of their marriage, partnership, friendship or whatever other form their relationship took. Date of Recovery: 07-03-2001 Location of Recovery: ██████ family yard sale, Illinois, US. Current Status: Site-19 storage.

    Item Description: Seven booster packs of the popular "Magic: The Gathering" trading card game. Opening of any of the packs will lead to an unidentified male voice saying "Ha! Nerd!" The voice appears to be located a distance away from the opener of the pack. Date of Recovery: ██-13-20██ Location of Recovery: ████ & ██████ Comics Current Status: Only five boosters remain. Currently stored in the Site 23 Storage Room.

    Item Description: A 2 m. by 1 m. glass oblong that acts as a portable window to a parallel universe. Reverse side is an unidentified opaque material which has resisted all efforts to damage it thus far. Currently, the point of divergence between universes is unknown, but does not appear to have altered any aspect of Earth. Glass is functionally a mirror. Date of Recovery: ██-03-19██ Location of Recovery: ████████, England Current Status: Marked and used in Site-██ changing rooms Removed to storage following reinstitution of Protocol ANTI-AN105/76 "Containment First," on September 6, 2009.

    Item Description: A 17g lump of Plasticine which, when viewed by more than one person, is unanimously agreed to be too much Plasticine. Mechanism for perpetuation of this worldview is currently unknown. No anomalous effects if viewed by only one person. Date of Recovery: ██-12-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████ █████, █████████-████-████, England Current Status: Kept in a small plastic bag in the Break Room of Site ██.

    Item Description: A pillow that audibly complains about itself. Complaints thus far have been softness (of which the pillow stated it was "too hard" and "too soft" at different times), material of the pillow, the material inside the pillow, and how much it talks about itself. While it has been noted that the pillow is sentient and is able to respond to personnel, the only thing it has discussed is itself. Date of Recovery: ██-14-20██ Location of Recovery: █████ Soft Co. Current Status: Site 35 Storage Room

    Item Description: A chicken nugget that does not age or go stale. When a piece of the object is has been bitten off, the nugget will regenerate the area that has been bitten. Cutting pieces off of the object do not regenerate. It seems as though the "main" part of the nugget will regenerate with pieces cut off to show no anomalous properties. Date of Recovery: 12-31-2013 Location of Recovery: ████████, Connecticut. Current Status: Stored in freezer at Site-48. Notes: Maybe we could use this as infinite ration during shortage of food. - Dr. Smith

    Item Description: A white oak tree (Quercus alba) that, when viewed by a subject, is invariably described as being "ironic". Affected subjects are incapable or unwilling to explain further. Date of Recovery: 05-21-2011 Location of Recovery: █████████, Canada Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A 1 m tall, solid gold flamingo statue that animates whenever a blue moon occurs. When animated, it attempts to fly through the ceiling only to crash into it. It will keep doing so until either restrained, or the morning after the blue moon ends. Date of Recovery: 05-16-████ Location of Recovery: ███████ Zoo, US Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A toilet paper roll with the words "Jimmyz Teeliscop and Anty-scop" written on it with a red marker and various star stickers dotted around it. When viewing through one side, the roll will act as a telescope, however, when viewed from the other side it acts as a microscope. Date of Recovery: 06-12-████ Location of Recovery: █████████ Woods, US Current Status: In storage. Notes: I feel bad for the kid who lost this. - Dr. Richards

    Item Description: ██████-████ (██) sheets of paper that when flipped in the same direction twice show a "third side". Flipping a sheet again will show the first side. Flipping backwards from the first side will show the third one. Date of Recovery: 03-20-████ Location of Recovery: ████████ High School in ████████, ██ Current Status: In storage. Anomalous Items 121 - 130

    Item Description: A medium, white, men's shirt. All attempts to capture the item on video or photograph have failed, as photographs and videos develop as if the shirt were not present. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ████████ Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: An abstract bronze sculpture, measuring 2.11189 meters in height. Artist unknown. Exposure results in drastic overestimation of one's ability to make precise measurements for 9.800419 hours afterwards. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████ Museum of Modern Art, between Fifth and Sixth Avenue, New York, New York, USA. Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A pair of cheese graters. Any cheese grated with one comes out of the other grater if the 2 are within ~6 meters of each other. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: 21 ████████ Rd, Sequim, Washington Current Status: Under testing.

    Item Description: A standard paper straw wrapper which is animate and has behavior patterns consistent with a boa constrictor. This includes slow "slithering" movement and attempts to constrict prey. Due to the material it is made of, it exerts very little force, and cannot restrict anything worthy of notice. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Moe's Roadside Grill, ███ ██████, ██████ Current Status: Crumpled up, presumably by accident. Believed to be "dead".

    Item Description: A font file named HAPYFASES.TTF. Any text displayed in it appears as excerpts from "Klingon Steed", a 12-novel series of unpublished slash romances. Author and font creator are unacquainted and display no anomalies. Downloadable file replaced with corrupt decoy. Date of Recovery: 03-06-2009 Location of Recovery: PhreeKrazyFontz.com (Site defunct as of 16-12-2012) Current Status: Installed on workstation of Senior Researcher Mary Esposito, Site 12

    Item Description: An oil painting depicting a sunset over snow-capped mountains. Any human who views the painting is unable to move (excluding blinking and other unconscious movements) until they are deemed to have sufficiently "appreciated" the painting's composition or are forcibly moved by an external force. Date of Recovery: 12-06-200█ Location of Recovery: ███████ art gallery in ████, Ukraine, having spontaneously appeared in the gallery the day before. Current Status: In permanent storage following an incident in which Dr. Gently was transfixed for three hours before being removed by security staff. Notes: Maybe it'd be easier to appreciate the thing if the artist wasn't terrible at conveying depth. - Dr. Gently

    Item Description: A plush toy of a golden retriever dog, looking cheaply made in appearance. Subjects describe the plush toy's body to feel unusually realistic. Touching the plush toy's fur is described to feel like dog's fur, touching the mouth is described to feel damp and sticky, and so on. Date of Recovery: 09-21-1992 Location of Recovery: ██████ ████ Dollar Store, ███████, Louisiana Current Status: Recreational toy in Site 15 Lounge.

    Item Description: A 13 piece set of basic 12-inch rulers that when damaged emit a loud 'screeching' sound then begin to move away from the source of damage. Date of Recovery: 01-██-20██ Location of Recovery: An abandoned Staples warehouse in Coppell, TX, formerly home to a ████ sex cult and ████ ████. Current Status: Under testing.

    Item Description: It might be a coffee cup that could possibly cause all writing about it to be uncertain. Date of Recovery: 1999ish? Location of Recovery: Somewhere in Florida. Current Status: In storage. Possibly.

    Item Description: A nickel-plated pocket watch. Induces a mild trance state in observers when not being swung back and forth like a pendulum. Date of Recovery: 06-██-20██ Location of Recovery: A flea market in Cairo. Current Status: Anomalous properties suppressed, safe to observe. Notes: Did somebody actually build a little machine to keep this thing swinging? I mean, nice job, I guess, but seriously, we could just keep it in a box. - Dr. Micah Anomalous Items 131 - 140

    Item Description: A copper hoop (152 mm radius) with tubular rim (6.4 mm radius). A groove 1.6 mm wide runs along the inner surface. Three 25.4 mm bar magnets are attached to rails within the groove. These magnets are always equidistant and if given any momentum will rotate around the hoop at a constant velocity without slowing. Any attempt to extract mechanical energy from this system causes it to abruptly stop. All copies have failed to duplicate the perpetual motion of the original device. Date of Recovery: 08-08-1968 Location of Recovery: Inventors convention, Las Vegas, Nevada Current Status: Engineering Research Lab, Site-19

    Item Description: A stack of 128 127 around 124 A4 printing papers printed with a variety of content, exact number of sheets undetermined. Every time the stack is counted, a single 1 to 3 a small number of sheets (exact number undetermined and suspected to be random) will disappear. Date of Recovery: 05-11-2010 Location of Recovery: ██████ Building, Shanghai, China. Original stack believed to have consisted of over 400 papers. Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A 10x10 cm piece of white cardstock bearing two equally-sized black dots. The dots remain adjacent to one another along the direction of the Earth’s equator, no matter which way the card is turned. Anomaly fails to manifest when paper is not held approximately parallel to the ground. Date of Recovery: 12-11-████ Location of Recovery: The ██PD forensics labs; retrieved from a deceased John Doe. Current Status: Laminated for preservation purposes, kept in storage.

    Item Description: A plastic milk jug which does not experience any gravitational forces. Milk was found to harbor no anomalous properties. Date of Recovery: 01-12-2015 Location of Recovery: ████████ Recycling Center, ███-█████, Argentina Current Status: Stolen.

    Item Description: A rock possessing telepathic capabilities with a range of a few meters. Mostly mulls over how bored it is. Communication appears to be one-way only. Date of Recovery: 09-01-████ Location of Recovery: Discovered during investigation of site of an anomalous event by MTF Psi-8 ("The Silencers"). Determined to be unattached to identifiable larger anomaly. Current Status: In storage. Notes: Took several hours to locate which rock was anomalous. My knees hurt. - Agent █████

    Item Description: A pig whose appearance is static and shifted downwards by ~.25 meters. Effect is purely visual. The image is as it was when the effect started. The effect was reported to have taken ahold instantly. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Pig farm in ██████, ████ Current Status: Kept as a pet on Site-██ by Junior Researcher Barem.

    Item Description: A mummified human foot in a clay jar. Thought to date back to the eighteenth dynasty of Egypt. Anomalous in that genetic testing matches the foot to one Daniel Eichtue-Heau, a resident of modern day California, who presently possesses both his feet. Eichtue-Heau is under surveillance. Date of Recovery: 06-13-20██ Location of Recovery: Found in the remains of a shrine to the Egyptian goddess Ma’at. Current Status: In storage. Notes: Eichtue-Heau’s left foot was severed in an industrial accident on 02-21-20██. Foot was seized by Foundation personnel and found to share numerous characteristics with the mummified foot. Currently held in cold storage.

    Item Description: A soft-boiled egg approx. 0.7 meters in height. Shell is tan in color and speckled with green. DNA testing inconclusive. Date of Recovery: 12-11-████ Location of Recovery: Retrieved from an illegally-operated restaurant in South America specializing in exotic foods. Other dishes on the menu included snow leopard, chimpanzee, wooly mammoth, human, and SCP-███. Reports indicate that two such eggs had already been served, and that the last was being reserved for a wealthy Chinese stockbroker. The egg was predicted to sell for $█,███,███. Current Status: Undergoing testing.

    Item Description: A printed image of a Jack Russell Terrier that invariably fools observers into believing they are perceiving a living dog of the same breed. Effect can be avoided by observing the image indirectly, such as through a mirror or camera. Date of Recovery: 09-04-████ Location of Recovery: A pet show in New Orleans. Current Status: Held in Site-██ kennels. Stored in Site-██ cognitohazard file containment.

    Item Description: A letter opener resembling a fifteen (15) cm long miniature claymore. Material is common low-grade stainless steel, the handle is lacquered oak. Material samples taken exhibit no unusual properties. The content of any envelope opened with it is transformed into a poem of appropriate content. Mission reports have been transformed into anything ranging in style from Viking sagas to material akin to poems by the War Poets of World War 1, while clerical content usually turns into Dadaist or absurdist poetry (especially anything produced by the accounting department of ██████) Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ████████, ████ Current Status: Kept in storage at site ████. Access is usually granted upon written request to Dr. ████████ and for Class A-C personnel. Anomalous Items 141 - 150

    Item Description: A twin size mattress. Subjects who fall asleep on the mattress will invariably have a dream in which they are forced to consume a live walrus using only a fork and kitchen knife. Whether or not the subject succeeds in the dream appears to be inconsequential. Date of Recovery: 14-06-1983 Location of Recovery: A furniture store in ███████, England Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A box of 24 ███████-brand pencils featuring 3 pencils in colours that don't exist in nature. Listed on the box and on each respective pencil as "moiter," "emilet" and "cankri." These pencils work as expected. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Recovered from a Manna Charitable Foundation establishment located in ███████, Canada. Current Status: In storage. Notes: Probably memetic or something. Gives me a migraine to look at them. Pretty though. - Researcher ████████

    Item Description: A 1:1 replica of a .338 caliber Accuracy International AWM sniper rifle, complete with bipod, telescopic sight, magazine, and internal mechanisms, constructed out of various unusually durable edible substances (a significant portion of which is chocolate cake). Despite its composition, item is fully functional as a firearm, capable of chambering and firing .338 Lapua Magnum cartridges. Date of Recovery: 07-16-2000 Location of Recovery: Sandford, Somerset, England Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A running car made entirely out of paper scraps. No motor has been found. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, Texas Current Status: Kept in a garage with various other non-dangerous cars and such in Site-██.

    Item Description: The exact phrase "█████████████", when used as a username on any website. Accounts by this name cannot be banned or deleted, and content uploaded or posted by them cannot be removed, due to computer errors that spontaneously occur during attempts. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2007 Location of Recovery: N/A. First instance identified on social media website Reddit. Current Status: The operators of the ██ known accounts by this username have been located and amnesticized to prevent usage of these accounts. The username has been registered by the Foundation on as many other sites as possible.

    Item Description: A standard coin counting jar with no identifiers of its manufacturers. The jar runs on one (1) triple-A battery, and works as expected, correctly counting the amount of coins placed within. However, all coins placed inside will become pennies of equal amount (e.g., a dime placed inside will become 10 pennies). Outwardly the jar appears full of pennies. If the lid is removed, the coins can be removed as normal, though they still appear as pennies within the jar. Date of Recovery: 11-11-2011 Location of Recovery: A Walgreen's store at ███ █████, Florida. Current Status: On the desk of Dr. █████.

    Item Description: A stack of three-hundred and sixty-four (364) pieces of personalized stationery. "Messages for Bertrand Bartleby" is inscribed at the top of each. When folded in half, stationery will inscribe itself with the name, physical description, and a chronological record of actions taken by anyone in proximity to the folded paper, using terminology and slang common to turn-of-the-century London. Date of Recovery: 02-15-2015 Location of Recovery: 412 Missionary Street, London, England. Current Status: Missing. Notes: On 06-20-2015, all but one (1) piece of the acquired stationery were reported missing from storage. The remaining piece had been folded in half and left in the empty locker.

    • Contents of Remaining Folded Paper

    Item Description: A ██████████ brand mountain bike that, while mounted, experiences a headwind of random speeds from █ m/s to ███ m/s, even in enclosed buildings. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2014 Location of Recovery: ███████, Denmark Current Status: Research ongoing for possible wind power generation.

    Item Description: A █████ brand digital camera. When a photograph is taken, resulting photograph reveals scene of photo approximately 4.5 seconds before the exposure took place. Videos taken that are under 4.5 seconds in length are also affected. Date of Recovery: 04-10-20██ Location of Recovery: Die ██████ Fotografie at ██████████, Germany Current Status: In Dr. B█████'s office.

    Item Description: A controller for the █████ console that causes anyone holding it to write/type in '1337', a 'language' that replaces most alphabet letters with alternative ASCII numbers and symbols. Date of Recovery: 04-15-20██ Location of Recovery: █████████████, Illinois, USA Current Status: In Dr. Albae's Personal Locker. Anomalous Items 151 - 160

    Item Description: A scorpion that imitates various human mannerisms and speaks fluent English in a British accent. Date of Recovery: 01-28-2010 Location of Recovery: ██████, Texas, USA Current Status: Contained in standard terrarium, heat lamp included, at Site ██ Notes: He appears to like tea, despite normal scorpions being strictly carnivorous. - Dr. Henry

    Item Description: A pennaceous feather resembling a tail feather from an unknown species of family Accipitridae (hawks, eagles, and vultures). It is brown with white banding, appears to have naturally fallen from its host, and measures 4m long by 1m wide. Date of Recovery: 09-14-2011 Location of Recovery: Steppe land approximately 500 km west of Astana, Kazakhstan. Current Status: In storage. Notes: So we have a giant egg and a giant feather in storage. Where's the giant bird? And why doesn't anybody know about it? - Dr. Argent

    Item Description: An unbranded data cable for ███████ devices. When connected to a compatible device, the device will charge itself even though the data cable is not attached to a visible power supply. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: Sent as "Promotional Material" through ███ to Site-██, return address of mail is currently under surveillance by Foundation operatives. Current Status: Kept in storage in Site-██ for personnel to use.

    Item Description: Twelve (12) quill pens that, when placed inside a suitable salt water environment, will animate and behave like a Sea Pen (Pennatulacea). When taken out of water, it will revert back to its original state. The items were discovered after a report of living pens. Date of Recovery: 08-23-2015 Location of Recovery: A small tank inside ████████, San Diego. Current Status: Placed in an aquarium at Dr. ██████'s room.

    Item Description: A commercial electrician's 22 piece tool set manufactured and sold by ████ █████. Any attempt to take any of the tools in the set without looking directly at it will cause the tool to instantaneously transport a few meters away to a random location. After 5 attempts to retrieve a tool, all tools in the set will transport to a location suitable for them to arrange themselves in an order resembling the ";)" emoticon. Date of Recovery: 04-18-2013 Location of Recovery: Construction site for Containment Area-████ Current Status: Site-45's Low Priority Containment wing.

    Item Description: A writing pad with the words "Do not swaer" [sic] written on every page. Whenever the object is written about, any expletives in the text will automatically be replaced with similar words. Date of Recovery: 09-08-2015 Location of Recovery: A classroom in the ██████████ school in ██████████, Australia. Current Status: Kept on a paper tray in Researcher ██████'s room.

    Item Description: A pair of black men's gloves made of an unknown material. If the items are worn while punching a living thing or inanimate object, large words depicting the sound made will appear for 1.7 seconds within 1 meter of the wearer. Date of Recovery: 09-08-2015 Location of Recovery: A prop house in Walla Walla, Washington, United States. Current Status: In Dr. ███████'s office display case.

    Item Description: A pencil sharpener that adds back layers of wood to any pencil inserted until it is indiscernible from its original unsharpened form. Date of Recovery: ██-11-2015 Location of Recovery: A classroom in ██████████, ████████ Africa. Current Status: In a staff supply closet for reusing pencils. In a locked container in Dr. ███████'s office.

    Item Description: A 1-gallon tub of ███ ███ ███████ vanilla ice cream. The ice cream itself is continuously kept at 12°C, despite temperature surrounding it. Consumption of the ice cream will cause the taste to change to a random flavor of existing ice cream flavors. However, consumption will automatically trigger an "ice cream headache". The ice cream does not regenerate after consumption. Date of Recovery: 03-14-19██ Location of Recovery: ███████'s Freezing Goods. Current Status: Area 23 frozen storage. Consumed.

    Item Description: A human skull that, when held, will cause the holder to walk around the room with the skull, acting out the play "Hamlet" by William Shakespeare. After finishing, the holder will place the skull to its original position, and return to normal. When questioned, subjects usually respond with lines from the play. Date of Recovery: 09-14-2002 Location of Recovery: A drama hall in London, England. Current Status: A locked display case in Dr. Moreau's office. Anomalous Items 161 - 170

    Item Description: A male blue shark (Prionace glauca) that swims through the air like it would through water. Date of Recovery: 11-16-2013 Location of Recovery: Miami, Florida Current Status: On-Site terrarium at Site-B14 Notes: Will eat anything a normal shark would, but seems to prefer dog food. - Dr. Uhlman

    Item Description: A stovepipe style hat that, when worn by a human and viewed by one or more penguins, will exert a force on the wearer accelerating them upward at a rate of 1 m/s2 per observer. Under normal circumstances, 10 or more observers are required to overcome the forces of gravity. Date of Recovery: ██-██-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████ Zoo, ██, ██ Current Status: Site-37 storage wing.

    Item Description: A double-six domino that cannot be knocked over. When pushed with a great amount of force, it knocks down the object that pushed it with a similar amount of force. Should a human push it, it bends the finger(s) that pushed the domino downward. Date of Recovery: 03-28-1996 Location of Recovery: Boston, Massachusetts Current Status: Placed against the wall in Site-4's storage compartment. Shot by Agent [REDACTED] in an attempt to knock it down, and thus it was broken into multiple pieces. Pieces displayed no anomalies, even after being super glued together.

    Item Description: One cassette tape entitled The Best of Queen. When left unobserved in close proximity to other cassette tapes, item will transmogrify the tapes into exact copies of itself. Date of Recovery: 09-20-1982 Location of Recovery: The floorboard of Agent ██████'s car. Current Status: Site-88's music wing.

    Item Description: A gray analog alarm clock that sounds like the owner's primary maternal figure when reaching its set specific time. Date of Recovery: 10-28-2015 Location of Recovery: Ithaca, New York Current Status: Kept in storage. Destroyed by Agent ███████. Agent reprimanded.

    Item Description: A seemingly standard U.S. quarter. When flipped, it has a 33% chance of landing on a third side not normally visible. This third side depicts an engraving similar in appearance and format to the special state quarters; however, it depicts a state that does not exist. The state depicted is called "New Caulde", and according to the coin, was founded in 1919. The engraving depicts a hammer and a nail over a stylized image of a tree. Date of Recovery: 03-10-1989 Location of Recovery: Las Vegas, Nevada Current Status: In storage. Testing must be approved by Dr. Cox.

    Item Description: A table with a circular area approximately 20 cm in diameter that remains at a constant 37°C, no matter the surrounding temperatures. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Atlanta, Georgia, USA Current Status: In the Site-19 Break Room for use by staff (request to move to storage pending)

    Item Description: A relatively small maple tree that shows effects opposite to the season currently underway. There are no ill effects on its health in spite of being unable to sufficiently photosynthesize due to the anomaly. Date of Recovery: 07-21-1984 Location of Recovery: A park in █████ Current Status: Relocated to an outdoor compartment of Site-██. Object retains anomalous property after relocation.

    Item Description: A complex ritual which, when performed correctly, causes the manifestation of a single pepperoni pizza. Ritual was originally written on a receipt from a local pizzeria for one large pepperoni pizza. Date of Recovery: 11-16-1993 Location of Recovery: Phoenix, Arizona Current Status: Original receipt is kept in a low security filing cabinet at Site-17. Notes: Investigation of pizzeria showed no signs of further anomalous activity.

    Item Description: A colony of lesser flamingo (Phoenicopterus minor), numbering 1441 in population at time of recovery, whose members were mutually intangible. Breeding attempts resulted in completely intangible offspring. Date of Recovery: 04-18-1952 Location of Recovery: ██████████, Namibia Current Status: All known members are deceased. The remains displayed no anomalous properties and were incinerated. Anomalous Items 171 - 180

    Item Description: An animate common iguana made completely of plant matter. Iguana was unable to reproduce as no female version of the creature had been found. Consumed insect matter. Date of Recovery: 04-12-1983 Location of Recovery: Sewers beneath ███████ Current Status: Died at average age; genetic information stored at Site-██.

    Item Description: A worn out dartboard that cannot be hit by any player, regardless of skill level. Despite missing, the user will believe that they scored a bullseye and boast about their skills for a period of time between 4 and 110 minutes. Date of Recovery: 09-27-1963 Location of Recovery: A pub in Cork, Ireland Current Status: In storage at Site-77

    Item Description: A small toy in the shape of a domesticated pig with wings that animates at will. Item behaves in a manner similar to its biological counterpart, with the only exception being that it uses flight as its primary mode of transportation. Date of Recovery: 05-10-2001 Location of Recovery: Houston, Texas Current Status: Contained in storage on Site-18.

    Item Description: A chocolate-dipped granola bar that, when consumed, seems to have the missing portion regrow on one end of the bar. Date of Recovery: 02-17-2015 Location of Recovery: ███████, Ontario Current Status: In storage at Site-██'s cafeteria. Flattened, however anomalous effects haven't been nullified. Note: Researchers and their brains. Always wanting to know more… smashed my damn chocolate bar in the process. - Agent █████

    Item Description: A cardboard box. All physical documentation of item spontaneously translocates to inside the box itself. Date of Recovery: 01-01-2016 Location of Recovery: ████, Georgia, USA Current Status: In storage Addition: Attempts to keep audio-only recordings resulted in the recording devices moving to inside the box.

    Item Description: A piece of information that when put through all mediums tested (image, txt, .mp3, ant genome, AIAD, [REDACTED]), alters itself to produce the same description/image of a purple flower. Date of Recovery: 04-02-2016 Location of Recovery: [REDACTED]'s digital camera, after being struck by lighting. Current Status: Contained in Anomalous Data Storage Drive-14.

    Item Description: A paper that causes every other word written on it to be turned into an expletive. Date of Recovery: 01-24-19██ Location of Recovery: ████████ High School Current Status: In Site-██'s storage locker. I fucking don't damnit what the shit is. I'm fucking on shit right ass and shits fine. Dr.████

    Entry Portrayal: An antique lexicon which necessitates readers to communicate in unnecessary serpentine synonyms after perusing it. Periodically synonyms interdict the prepense definition. Occasion of Retrieval: 13-02-19██ A.D. Venue of Retrieval: ██████ Athenaeum, Romania Contemporary State: In stockpile Notation: Human resources who I toil with are now necessitated to use dictionaries when in a tête-à-tête with me. - Dr. M██████

    Item Description: A VHS Player ████ when described, changes the letters of random words ██ any description █████ it to the Unicode █████████ known as a 'FULL BLOCK' (█). While the ███ Player itself ███ not been observed ██ show any anomalous ███████ aside from this. ████ of Recovery: 09-04-2015 Location ██ Recovery: São Paulo, Brazil Current Status: Contained in ███████ on ████-18.

    Item Description: A common goldfish (Carassius auratus), genetically within normal parameters for its species. It is in no way anomalous. Notes: Dr. Serion is no longer permitted to edit this document without O5-Approval. Anomalous Items 181 - 190

    Item Description: A common goldfish (Carassius auratus) that sporadically explodes, before spontaneously reassembling. The detonations are sufficient to shatter aquarium glass, and have so far killed 10. Date of Recovery: 02-05-2016 Location of Recovery: House of Dr. Serion, NY, United States Current Status: Kept in blastproof bowl in the level 2 testing lab of Site-24. Fed twice daily.

    Item Description: A plastic toddler spoon that attempts to gouge out the eyes of anyone who comes within six (6) meters of it. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2016 Location of Recovery: ████ ███████, Colorado Current Status: In storage Notes: The spoon is neither sharp enough nor heavy enough to do any real damage, just slightly uncomfortable. Goggles are recommended to anyone working with it.████

    Item Description: A standard MPK5 SMG. When fired, it instead emits a high-pitched voice that attempts to mimic the expected sound of the weapon firing. Date of Recovery: 09-18-2012 Location of Recovery: Lynchwood, ███ ████ Current Status: In storage; pending destruction

    Item Description: A 2kg block of gorgonzola cheese, which will continuously emit 1970s disco-funk at 65dB when within 12m of any male with a moustache. Date of Recovery: 01-01-2000 Location of Recovery: AltMod Discoteque, Antwerp, Belgium Current Status: In storage at all-female Site 12

    Item Description: A 20cm x 20cm x 20cm wooden block that casts a shadow shaped like a common house cat. Date of Recovery: 02-03-2016 Location of Recovery:Lisbon, Portugal Current Status: Dr. ████████'s office

    Item Description: A ██████ spring toy able to turn corners. Date of Recovery: 01-03-2016 Location of Recovery: Toronto, Canada Current Status: Undergoing testing in CN Tower stairwell Notes: Also crosses short landings, up to 1.4m, as long as there are more stairs.

    Item Description: A human brain in a mobile vat of nutrients, equipped with camera and speech synthesizer. It claims to be Zargox Quaglofan, 23rd century secret agent on a temporal mission to prevent the rise of the Insectoid Empire in 1976. Date of Recovery: 09-23-2011 Location of Recovery: A crater at Site 136 Current Status: Head of Records, Site 136 Notes: It appears to be delusional, but it's a very good file clerk. - Dr. Danger

    Item Description: A titanium spork. Any food eaten with this utensil will be perceived to be slightly less spicy than the maximum the eater is readily capable of tolerating. No chemical changes to the food, or physiological changes to the user are noted, this item only affects perception. Date of Recovery: 04-16-2016 Location of Recovery: The Site 88 cafeteria. Current Status: In the Site 88 general storage wing, small item storage locker. Notes: Correction — It's supposed to be in the storage locker, but keeps ending up back in the cafeteria utensil rack. I better not catch whoever keeps doing this. - Dr. Rachasthani

    Item Description: A toilet. Any animal that comes into contact with the toilet will burst into laughter even if they don't have the vocal cords to do so. Date of Recovery: 02-12-2005 Location of Recovery: The Site-66 bathroom. Current Status: Broken after Dr. █████ dropped item during transport to Site-66 Storage Room.

    Item Description: A white sock that whenever worn, turns out to be inside out, completely independent from how to sock was actually put on. Date of Recovery: 01-04-2002 Location of Recovery: Originally in possession of Agent ██████ Current Status: In storage Anomalous Items 191 - 200

    Item Description: A brown paper grocery bag. When placed on the head of a human being, the wearer's face cannot be revealed in any way other than removing the bag on their own. Any other attempts will remove the bag, only to reveal another bag underneath, still covering the head of the wearer. Removed copies no longer display anomalous effect. Attempts to cut holes in the bag have failed. Deceased subjects do not seem to trigger anomalous effect in the object. Date of Recovery: 04-13-2009 Location of Recovery: A ████████ Supermarket location in ██████, ██, in employee break room. Current Status: In storage

    Item Description: A retractable pen with a spring-based clicker. In addition to the two states such a pen would normally have (retracted and extended), there exists a 'third' state where the pen tip appears to retract and extend again; when attempting to write in this third state, the pen will start making a continuous, bass-heavy noise as it makes contact with the writing surface. Disassembly of the pen has revealed no origin as to the source of the sound; the anomalous effect only functions when the pen is completely reassembled. Date of Recovery: 08-16-2015 Location of Recovery: ███████████ High School, █████ USA Current Status: In storage, Site-23

    Item Description: A copper fountain in a public space outside [REDACTED]. During the daytime, the fountain does not display any anomalous properties; however, at any point in the night after 22:30 when the fountain is not being observed, all coins at the bottom of the fountain will inexplicably disappear. Inexplicably, this will only occur if there are at least 1945cm3 of water in the fountain. Date of Recovery: 16-02-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████, Czech Republic Current Status: Disassembled in a Foundation-owned warehouse. Notes: The groundskeeper at the location of recovery was aware of the fountain's anomalous property, but didn't report it because 'it made his job easier'. I sympathize, but still, with the length of time he's been exposed to the anomaly, I'd recommend a Class-E amnestic for him. - Agent █████ I'll look into clearing it with the Ethics Committee. And as for the people telling me this should receive full SCP status - it's a fountain that eats your coins. Nothing more. - Dr. Ryken

    Item Description: A silver wristwatch which, when laid on any surface, will soft boil an egg placed on it. No other anomalous properties recorded. Date of Recovery: 05-03-20██ Location of Recovery: ██████████, New Mexico. Current Status: In the possession of Dr. Michael ███████ for personal use. Notes: This is absolutely useless; however, it does make preparing lunch at work easier as I don't have to wait to use the stove in the kitchen. No, you can't have it, it's mine! - Dr. Michael ███████

    Item Description: An open case of 20 tubes of hair gel. Application of the hair gel to the scalp of any primate will cause hair to grow, recede, or change length until the primate's hair resembles a 1980s style mullet. Date of Recovery: 08-12-2016 Location of Recovery: Basement of █████ Barber Shop, Waxahachie, TX Current Status: In Site-17 storage. Notes: Product appears to be mislabeled. All packaging indicates the product will give the user a 1950s pompadour.

    Item Description: A large conch seashell, 30 cm in length. When the opening is held to a human ear, a dial tone is produced from within the shell. No method of dialing the item (if such is possible) has yet been determined. Date of Recovery: 04-05-2012 Location of Recovery: Obtained from the seashore of Mindil Beach, Australia. Current Status: Functioning as an aquarium decoration in Site-82.

    Item Description: A wireless black PlayStation 4 controller that will connect to Nintendo 64 entertainment consoles and nothing else. Tests have shown that all internals of the controller are unmodified and correctly programmed yet there is still no understanding of how N64s receive the signal broadcasted by the controller. Date of Recovery: 01-24-2016 Location of Recovery: Obtained from a house in █████████, California Current Status: In storage. Request for transfer to Area 43 break room pending.

    Item Description: A mundane hockey puck. Slides across all surfaces it is placed on, with no observable friction. Date of Recovery: 03-04-2016 Location of Recovery: Surrendered by the ice hockey club of Darwin, Australia. Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A coverless book with 50 pages, when opened it will display pages from different parts of different novels and books, there are no set patterns to what pages that appears in it. The pages will randomize again if book is closed and reopened. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1988 Location of Recovery: On a bookshelf in a public library located in ████████, Hong Kong. Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A small white dresser. Upper drawer contains different assortment of items each time it is opened, usually consistent with mundane drawer clutter. Any items placed inside are no longer present when the drawer is closed and reopened. The lower drawer similarly shifts contents, but instead is always uniformly filled with a single substance or collection of identical objects; previously observed examples include shale gravel, pine pitch, unmarked gold ingots, 1985 US pennies with identical scratches and surface features, 150 chrome steel objects of uncertain function, Bing cherries, and crushed woodwind reeds. Date of Recovery: 10-14-2003 Location of Recovery: ███████, █████, during a raid on a known Marshall, Carter, and Dark warehouse. Current Status: Low-risk Anomalous Item storage. Notes: After brief testing, item was determined to be non-hazardous. Request for further testing as a possible disposal for hazardous items is pending. Anomalous Items 201 - 210

    Item Description: A minor infohazard. Anything describing its physical appearance will automatically be redacted. Date of Recovery: 04-16-2016 Location of Recovery: Reykjavik, Iceland Current Status: Placed within storage.

    Item Description: A karaoke machine. Anyone who talks in the microphone will have their voice changed to that of a Japanese teenage girl, with anything spoken or sung being automatically translated as well. The voice itself varies slightly from person to person. Date of Recovery: ██-██-2002 Location of Recovery: A nightclub in █████ Prefecture Current Status: Stationed at Site-32's break room for recreation.

    Item Description: A self-reviewing notebook. A short piece of criticism will be written after any text written in the book. As well as reviewing fiction for its value as a novel, it appears to be able to fact check both fiction and nonfiction, and will suggest potential improvements. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: A book of the week club in ██ Spain. Current Status: In storage at Site-14. Suggestion for use as an aid to research in anomalous and mainstream studies pending approval.

    Item Description: A single feather that appears to be constantly changing in color, the feather's color seems to change approximately every two seconds. When music is played within a 12 meter radius, the feather reacts to this stimuli by changing colors much quicker than normal, much like a strobe light, the speed of which it changes seems to vary depending on the speed, beat, tone, and tempo of the song/music being played. Date of Recovery: 07-2█-20██ Location of Recovery: Found in what appears to be an old and abandoned club in ██████, Philippines. Current Status: Kept in storage and used during Christmas parties.

    Item Description: A maths textbook whose contents can only be remembered by smoking the pages. Pages regenerate after thirty minutes. Date of Recovery: 16-7-2010 Location of Recovery: █████ █████, Australia Current Status: In storage

    Item Description: A man in his mid-30's, capable of twirling any object on his index finger at extreme speeds, regardless of size, mass, chemical composition, or shape of said object in relation to his own body. Date of Recovery: 03-06-2012 Location of Recovery: Sunderland, Massachusetts Current Status: In low-threat humanoid containment, Site-12

    Item Description: A 4oz cup of ████ brand applesauce, contents nonperishable. Expiration date always matches current date. Date of Recovery: 6-18-2016 Location of Recovery: Gold Hill, Oregon Current Status: Inadvertently consumed by Junior Researcher ██████. ██████ suffered mild indigestion but recovered within 12 hours.

    Item Description: A goldfish which produces a constant stream of fresh water from its mouth at the rate of 10.9 L/s. Date of Recovery: 12-10-2016 Location of Recovery: Rhodehampton, New South Wales Current Status: Forcibly imploded following a blockage in the drainage system for its tank.

    Item Description: A 3D jigsaw sphere whose pieces, when disassembled, form two identical copies of the same sphere. Lost pieces of an individual sphere will occasionally be found inside another sphere when disassembling it. Date of Recovery: 07-03-2016 Location of Recovery: Bowral, New south Wales Current Status: Initially, three completed puzzles were recovered – the pieces for fifteen more were found inside those spheres. Further testing has resulted in the construction of four additional whole spheres.

    Item Description: A cube constructed of concrete which will produce a sap from the ████ tree every two to four hours. Sap has been tested but has proven to have no anomalous properties. Date of Recovery: ██-20-1998 Location of Recovery: [REDACTED], Switzerland Current Status: In the storage of Area 01 Site 17 with weekly cleaning from Janitorial Crews. Personnel under the security level of two (2) should not be permitted near the object following the near destruction of the object by Dr. James Write. Note: I'm surprised that the sap has no anomalous properties. I mean, where does it come from? How is the sap made? Maybe it's a hidden form of teleportation! - Dr. Houston Anomalous Items 211 - 220

    Item Description: A Northern Mockingbird (Mimus polyglottus) that can imitate any human phrase spoken to it. However, it always repeats these phrases in German, regardless of what language they were initially spoken in. Date of Recovery: 11-14-2016 Location of Recovery: Sunset Beach, North Carolina Current Status: In a low-security animal containment unit at Site-65.

    Item Description: A combat knife with a serrated blade and a wooden handle. Whenever the object is used with intent to harm, the blade will instantaneously disappear. Any person(s) "stabbed" with the bladeless knife are compelled to declare "I go the way of every man — my last light snuffed out.", and enter a death-like trance. After roughly four minutes, the victim will rise, with no recollection of the event. Date of Recovery: 05-09-2016 Location of Recovery: Cambridge, England Current Status: Secured in Site-78's non-sentient storage wing. Note: When we found this, Carter wouldn't stop stabbing me with it. Couldn't stop the bastard either. — Agent Iglesias from Recovery Team Ψ-13

    Item Description: A volcano-shaped cake that erupts every 30 days, expelling either luminescent red icing or 1500 °C lava. The cake has neither been damaged by the lava nor undergone expected staling or aging. The location of the liquids prior to eruption has not been accounted for. Date of Recovery: 04-13-2007 Location of Recovery: A Pompeiian bakery. Current Status: Held in Site-17 Cafeteria cold-storage Went into dormancy after being exposed to continual cold-storage temperatures. Currently stored in a heated room in an attempt to 'revive' the item.

    Item Description: A name tag with "Steve" written on the front. Upon placing the name tag on a person's chest, they will claim that their name has always been Steve. Date of Recovery: 08-16-2016 Location of Recovery: Aspen, CO, United States Current Status: In storage at Site-17.

    Item Description: A chess set made from English oak. When the pieces are moved on the board, they generate specific sounds audible only to the players. Moving a piece creates sounds similar to clanging metal or galloping horses, while removing a piece from play generates sounds of punching or clashing metal. At the end of a game, a trumpet fanfare will play for three seconds. Date of Recovery: 13-02-1992 Location of Recovery: King Alexander I Primary School, Serbia Current Status: In the Area 53 break room.

    Item Description: An apple tree whose fruit has been described as abnormally delicious. Any human who consumes a fruit from the tree will be propelled south by southeast away from ██°██'██.█"N ██°██'██.█"E at 87 kph. Date of Recovery: 05-08-2012 Location of Recovery: Mt. Ararat, Turkey Current Status: Relocated to Site-27's arboretum.

    Item Description: A wooden door, painted white. At exactly 11:30 PM local time, a knock is heard from whichever side is not being observed. If both sides are observed, knocks will emanate from both sides simultaneously. Date of Recovery: 14-11-2015 Location of Recovery: London, Britain. Current Status: In storage at Site-32.

    Item Description: A standard kitchen sink. Humans over the age of 21, with at least one child under the age of 16, consistently perceive it as full of dirty dishes, regardless of its contents. Humans under the age of 18 see it as completely empty. Date of Recovery: 14-11-2015 Location of Recovery: London, Britain Current Status: In storage at Site-13.

    Item Description: A photograph of a ██████. Despite there being no evidence of its existence, it will cause those who talk about it to insist upon its existence. Contents of the photograph are debated. Date of Recovery: Unknown. Location of Recovery: Unknown. Current Status: Unknown; existence of object debated. Staff frequently report that the photo is hung in Researcher Adamo Smalls' office.

    Item Description: A set of candy canes which cause any child who consumes one to be exceptionally nice for 30 days. Subsequent consumptions renew this period of niceness. Date of Recovery: 12-01-2003. Location of Recovery: A candy store in Santa Clara, California. Current Status: In Site-19's cafeteria for snacks. I hope nobody minds, but I've been taking these home to my kids after work. They love them! — Agent Miller. Anomalous Items 221 - 230

    Item Description: A steam iron. When used, clothing being ironed will emit a loud scream as long as direct contact with the iron is maintained. Date of Recovery: 01-03-2017 Location of Recovery: Washington, England Current Status: In Storage at Site-17. Item Description: A . When directly described in any digital text format, the description will immediately be replaced with a JPEG image of , varying in appearance and quality. Date of Recovery: 19-01-2017 Location of Recovery: The house of the Morris family, Sunderland, England. Current Status: Low-security animal containment unit at Site-17. Note: Her name is Elsie. — Dr. Weppler

    Item Description: A fluorescent, orange, plastic vuvuzela that, when played, renders the user invisible to the naked eye and cameras. Date of Recovery: 05-06-2010 Location of Recovery: Johannesburg, South Africa Current Status: In Safe-level storage. Missing. In storage. Notes: Don't be stupid. We might not see you, but we sure can hear you. — Site 17 Security

    Item Description: A singular Western honey bee (Apis mellifera) that can remove the color from any substance or material through a process not dissimilar to nectar collection. Date of Recovery: 01-13-2017 Location of Recovery: Knoxville, Tennessee Current Status: Kept at a low-security apian containment site. Body incinerated after death.

    Item Description: A small wooden birdhouse, currently inhabited by three American robin chicks (Turdus migratorius). Any non-avian animal coming into contact with it is violently propelled into the stratosphere at a velocity of 3 km/s. Date Of Recovery: 01-23-2017 Location of Recovery: Toronto., Canada Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A patch of skin formerly present on the left calf of an adult Caucasian male. A tattoo is present on the object that reads "Mr. Just Has The Tattoo, by Gamers Against Weed". This tattoo has resisted all attempts at removal. The skin was removed during a grafting procedure; the previous owner has assumed a completely new identity since the procedure and claims to have no memory of his time with the tattoo. Date of Recovery: 05-02-2016 Location of Recovery: Richmond, Virginia Current Status: In cryogenic storage. Note: The tattoo's previous owner possessed a list similar to other "Misters Against Weed". The document is included below. Additionally, while the tattoo was still present on its owner, the subject claimed to have no memory of receiving the tattoo and that it had been present since birth. Display Document

    Item Description: A low-level memetic hazard which causes infected subjects to believe they possess "Level 6 clearance" and are capable of accessing every file in the Foundation database. The meme propagates via specific software malfunctions that can occur when querying a clearance ticket. Date of Recovery: 01-27-2010 Location of Recovery: Site-551. Current Status: The malfunctions that are capable of spreading the meme have been fixed. A single terminal that still carries the malfunctions is kept at Site-49 for study. — Technical Researcher David Rosen

    Item Description: A sheet of white paper with the word "bimonthly" written on it in black marker. When viewed by two or more people, an argument will begin between the viewers as to whether the word means "twice a month" or "once every two months". This argument may escalate into violence without intervention. This effect persists even when subjects are told not to argue over the definition of the word. Date of Recovery: 02-11-1994 Location of Recovery: Wicklow, Ireland Current Status: Destroyed in a particularly heated debate between two senior researchers. Both have been reprimanded.

    Descriptive: Penny-sized, green, circular. Anomalously causes immediate dying if non-descriptives or non-actives are used in describing. Recovered: ██-██-20██ Currently: Held securely. Termination requested. Anomalous Items 231 - 240

    Item Description: The skeleton of an unknown species of the clade Dinosauria that dates back 160 million years. The specimen appears to be bipedal, with two large three-meter feet on the end of 27-centimeter legs, and a seemingly randomly curved spine. The subject's front limbs have been replaced with apparatuses that function similarly to M1911 handguns, entirely constructed from bone. The limbs only shoot shards of bone in the shape of 9mm handgun bullets, and will not shoot if supplied with any other type of bullet. Date of Recovery: 09-05-2008 Location of Recovery: Kansas, USA. Current Status: In storage at Site-551's Archaeological Wing.

    Item Description: A chemical toilet (colloquially known as a "Porta-potty") of unknown brand and origin. Carbon dating analysis of the materials used to construct the item reveals that the structure is approximately 165 million years old. Multiple instances of petrified feces belonging to unknown species of the clade Dinosauria are found within the item's holding tank. Date of Recovery: 03-28-2017 Location of Recovery: Montana, USA. Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A standard sized ████████ brand chocolate powder container. Interior dimensions do not correspond to exterior dimensions, extending one meter past top. Date of Recovery: 02-15-2017 Location of Recovery: Wilmington, Delaware, United States Current Status: In storage Notes: On recovery, object contained the amount of powder found in non-anomalous containers, twenty-seven American cents, three Euros, and a human thumb.

    Item Description: A wooden nutcracker in the shape of Joseph Stalin. It will only break nuts if someone who lived in former East Germany uses it. Date of Recovery: 11-09-1989 Location of Recovery: Berlin, Germany Current Status: In storage at Site-45.

    Item Description: A standard-sized (92 x 57 x 203 mm) brick. One side of item (arbitrarily designated the top) constantly displays the 1951 British-American film The African Queen, in its entirety and on endless loop. Date of Recovery: 04-27-2004 Location of Recovery: Cape Town, South Africa Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A strain of H3N2 influenza that causes dreams of stringed instruments in infected subjects. Dreams typically relate to the presence of microscopic instruments in the blood and lungs. Date of Recovery: 11-03-1975 Location of Recovery: ████████, ███████. Current Status: Endemic to the ████████ region. Containment efforts are ongoing.

    Item Description: A standard asthma inhaler containing a ████████-brand aluminium container. Upon inhaling the contents of the inhaler, the user's bronchioles seize up in a manner analogous to an asthma attack. These symptoms cease after approximately five minutes. Date of Recovery: 06-13-2009 Location of Recovery: St. Josemaria Hospital, Sydney Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A VHS tape labeled "Jack Nicholson Wearing Less Than One Shirt". Subjects who view the contents of the tape become unable to perceive more than 50% of any object at a time unless applied amnestic treatment. Date of Recovery: 05-02-2017 Location of Recovery: Cedar Springs, Colorado Current Status: In a storage locker in Site-27.

    Item Description: A fully functioning 1:100 scale replica of a Colnago Arabesque bicycle. Despite the object's size, it possesses the same velocity and acceleration capabilities as a regular Arabesque. Date of Recovery: 02-28-2016 Location of Recovery: Nagano, Japan Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A standard NERF dart gun with laser sight attachment that, when fired, acts as a regular nine-millimeter handgun. Fires Nerf darts at the same velocity as a regular nine-millimeter round and the same force and lethality as expected from a projectile of this speed. Date of Recovery: 03/04/10 Location of Recovery: Evidence Locker in Sydney, Australia Current Status: In Dr. Rhodes' office in case of emergency Note: Funniest. Death. Ever. — Dr. Rhodes in response to Incident 1456-A. Anomalous Items 241 - 250

    Item Description: A bus stand that causes all buses with the stand at their destination to arrive 10 minutes later than scheduled, by causing a series of ostensibly unrelated accidents to delay the bus' arrival. Date of Recovery: 05/09/16 Location of Recovery: Mascot, Sydney, Australia Current Status: Transport to Site-19 delayed significantly; contained by ensuring all buses that use the stand arrive at 10-minute intervals.

    Item Description: An olive-green metal cube that will turn into thermosetting plastic and melt unless referred to as "Olivia." If referred to as "Olivia", it will revert into a metal cube. Date of Recovery: 06/01/1993 Location of Recovery: Alhambra, California, USA Current Status: In storage.

    Item Description: A standard, non-anomalous white deck chair. It is devoid of any anomalous properties other than its location of recovery. Date of Recovery: N/A Location of Recovery: The surface of Europa, the moon of Jupiter. Current Status: Remains on the surface of Europa due to cost of extraction.

    Item Description: A bottle that, no matter the contents, will always land on its head when flipped. Date of Recovery: 09/12/2016 Location of Recovery: Westbrook High School vending machine. Current Status: Used as a gimmick to impress new agents accepted into the Foundation. Notes: Can Dr. Malchozky please return the item to the front desk of Site-46? Professor Yang would like his turn now.

    Item Description: A severed human hand that provides good luck and fortune to anyone who possesses it. Date of Recovery: 31/05/2017 Location of Recovery: Found in SCP-████'s chamber after D-class failed to properly follow containment procedures. Current Status: In an airtight glass container in breakroom of Site-27 to remind personnel that containment procedures must be followed. Also believed to provide some sort of morale boost to anyone in the presence of the item.

    Item Description: An otherwise unremarkable Bayliner Ciera Boat that attracts blood towards itself. Date of Recovery: 02/24/2019 Location of Recovery: Guangxi, China. Current Status: In Storage.

    Item Description: A pair of macro-quantum entangled Jenga sets. Date of Recovery: 03-15-2003 Location of Recovery: Newport, Wales Current Status: In storage; Site 15 Breakroom, Site 17 Breakroom.

    Item Description: A copy of Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, painted by an unknown artist. When looked at, the eyes of the woman in the painting appear to stare at whoever is looking at it. Multiple people in the room report that each person appears to be stared at simultaneously. Date of Recovery: 07-12-2017 Location of Recovery: A yard sale in Edison, New Jersey. Current Status: Hanging on the wall in a hallway at Site-19 for aesthetic purposes.

    Item Description: An indestructible █████ brand camera tripod. Human beings approaching this object develop an urge to physically assault the item until they are exhausted. Additionally, any electronic devices possessing speakers brought within five meters of the object will spontaneously begin to play Megadeth's "Tornado of Souls", regardless of whether or not the device is charged. Date of Recovery: 5 May 2017 Location of Recovery: Ronny's Camera Shop, Flagstaff, Arizona. Current Status: Kept for recreational purposes in Site-45.

    Item Description: A REALLY COOL ROCK! I MEAN THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME ROCKS I HAVE EVER SEEN! IN FACT IT IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! Item is a small rock that, when someone touches or picks it up, causes them to believe the rock to be the “coolest” thing ever. This effect persists after the person stops touching it. Other than this, it seems to be a normal rock. Date of Recovery: 05-09-2018 Location of Recovery: Was found by Dr. Anderson outside Site-24. Current Status: ON THE RADDEST DESK OF THE AMAZING DR. ANDERSON, BECAUSE HE FOUND IT AND THEREFORE IS THE COOLEST PERSON!

13. #13

    Keys: Log of Extranormal Events

    Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them. Instead, the Foundation deploys a cover-up team to conceal the evidence from the public. This is merely a reminder to agents and researchers that not all of them can be contained. -Agent Carriontrooper

    Event Description: A sperm whale estimated to be 2 km in length was observed breaching the ocean's surface, causing three nearby boats to capsize upon re-entry. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Puget Sound, Washington, U.S.A Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation removed any details about the anomalous nature of the creature from local news sources. Witnesses on ferries and close enough beaches administered Class A amnestics.

    Event Description: A glowing humanoid figure manifested on a subway platform and was seen by several eyewitnesses and captured on the station's surveillance system. The humanoid approached the edge of the tracks while making vague hand gestures and promptly vanished. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Barcelona, Spain. Follow-up Actions Taken: A team of disguised agents and a portable holographic projection unit were brought to the location. The team explained that the incident was a part of their avant-garde 'urban shock art' exhibition all over Europe. Fake viral media planted to give credence to the team's supposed art group.

    Event Description: Time skips between 2.5 and 26 hours took place in Concord, North Carolina before normalizing to one day after initial skip. Non self-correcting electronic devices such as digital clocks were seemingly unaffected and displayed incorrect times in different areas of the town. Event bears similarity to a relatively unnoticed event in Carson City, Nevada, though no connection could be traced between the two events. Date of Occurrence: █/██/████ Location: Concord, North Carolina, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: Local news reported electromagnetic interference caused by a local power plant. Small observation team assigned to area.

    Event Description: The entire population of Holyhead, Wales was found comatose in a field just outside of town. All individuals were unharmed, but possessed slight burns on their clothing. All individuals woke up 14 hours later with no recollection of the event. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Holyhead, Wales. Follow-up Actions Taken: Population dosed with Class-B amnestics. A road accident involving a Samson-Craig Products (an SCP front company) chemical tanker was staged as a cover story. An emergency evacuation camp was arranged and the population were given £150 per head as compensation. Since the event there has been no recurrence or abnormal behavior in the population.

    Event Description: Three similar looking men were witnessed fighting in a gas station parking lot. Eyewitness reports maintain that each man claimed to be ██████ █████████, a well-known local car salesman, and were fighting over which individual was the "true" one. Two of the men were killed when the third procured a crowbar. The third was fatally shot by a local police officer. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Friendship, Oklahoma. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses and involved persons were questioned and given Class B amnestics. Close family members of ██████ █████████ were questioned and given Class-A amnestics. A cover story involving the individual's suicide was established. The three bodies were recovered for autopsy and are currently maintained in a Site-19 minimum security storage freezer.

    Event Description: Several students attending ████████ Collegiate began complaining about a loud buzzing noise. A custodian for the school located the source as a single monitor in the computer lab during his duties, and reported the power button was unresponsive. When the lab technicians arrived the next day, they unplugged the monitor after other attempts proved futile. Witnesses of the event report a scream playing through the computer's speakers, and the image of a digitized face screaming appeared for a moment before power was lost. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: ████████ Collegiate in Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: The monitor was confiscated for inspection. Nothing of interest has been found.

    Event Description: During an automobile accident, the body of ████ ██, a passenger in one involved vehicle, expanded to fill the entire interior of the vehicle. Because Mr. ██'s expanded body had taken on a consistency similar to stiff foam rubber, the other occupants of the vehicle were protected from the impact, and were the only survivors of the crash. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Seymour, Connecticut. Follow-up Actions Taken: Body confiscated, all other occupants and responding personnel administered Class A amnestics. Tissue tests indicate that Mr. ██ is still alive, though the tissues of his body have become an undifferentiated mass, and tests of neurological function are inconclusive.

    Event Description: Unidentified and unaccompanied child (estimated age: 7 years old) in a hospital waiting room produces more than 400 kilograms of vomit in 5 minutes, before dying; other patients describe hearing sounds of "glass breaking" during the emesis. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Andranomadio Public Hospital, Antsirabe, Madagascar. Follow-up Actions Taken: Majority of vomit had been incinerated before Foundation agents arrived on-site; inspection of hospital incinerator revealed no anomalies. All remaining samples of vomit were confiscated; analysis revealed no anomalies, except that child had been suffering from salmonella poisoning. Witnesses were given amnestics. Child was never identified; body was removed from hospital morgue and is currently maintained in a Site-19 low-value storage freezer.

    Event Description: An email is sent to, as near as the Foundation can determine, every active email address in existence, including Foundation intranet-only addresses. The contents are identical across all emails and consist of the following message, in Spanish: "Hi, this is Jorge. It has been fun playing with you, but I am going to visit friends next door now. I will be back later to collect my toys. Take care of the place!" Backtracking reveals that all emails originated from the same unassigned IP address. Date of Occurrence: 12/21/████ Location: Worldwide Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation agents edited the internet-rumor-debunking site ██████.com to include a statement that the email was a massive hoax. The Foundation has periodically mass-emailed similar messages to more limited audiences as a smokescreen. The originating IP address is being monitored for any further activity.

    Event Description: A suspected associate of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. was observed entering an abandoned factory by Foundation operatives. The sound of bubbling water was heard from within the factory prior to two gunshots. Operatives found the suspect's body in a state of advanced decomposition associated with at least three weeks of exposure. A pistol, which had been fired three times, was found within the subject's jacket. No signs of the suspect's assailant were found. Date of Occurrence: ██/15/████ Location: ███ ██████, Salvador, State of Bahia, Brazil. Follow-up Actions Taken: Information suppressed in local media. Body removed from site by Foundation operatives disguised as Brazilian Federal Police and interred at morgue at Site-60.

    Event Description: Six sperm whale carcasses were found beached along a 2 km stretch of coastline at ████████, New Zealand. When autopsy was performed as part of a civilian research program, it was discovered that the chest cavity of all six whales had been hollowed out postmortem without any damage being done to the exterior of the animals. Exploration of the interior carcass revealed the chest cavity of each whale had somehow been stuffed with machinery components trapped in clear plastic. Date of Occurrence: ██/18/████ Location: Akaroa, New Zealand. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Area sealed. All members of the research team detained and administered Class-A amnestics. False story disseminated claiming that the decomposition of the whales' bodies had led to the build-up of toxic gas inside the carcasses, leading to government intervention on grounds of public health. Masses found inside body cavities removed and shipped to Storage Site-108. Remains incinerated in the field and disposed of through normal channels.

    Event Description: The ██████ ██████ flight between Heathrow, London and Hartsfield-Jackson, Atlanta suffered a malfunction and crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, 800 km from the Azores archipelago. Despite this, all passengers and crew walked out the destination gate, remembering only a regular flight. Date of Occurrence: ██/11/████ Location: North Atlantic Ocean. Follow-up Actions Taken: Information suppressed and mass amnestic treatment performed, recovery of aircraft underway.

    Event Description: Every domesticated cat inside the city limits of ██████, Norway traveled 10.9 km SE to ██████████████, Sweden over period of 8 hours. Cats congregated in groupings of 13-25 in a field behind [DATA EXPUNGED] for 2 hours, then dispersed. Date of Occurrence: 25/09/2009 Location: Norway/Sweden border. Follow-up Actions Taken: Cats returned of their own accord to their homes. Any footage of gathering confiscated for study. Witnesses processed, debriefed, and administered Class-B amnestic. Field searched for abnormalities, blood and urine samples taken from cats in affected areas. No anomalies found. Both ██████ and the field will be under surveillance until 30/09/2014.

    Event Description: During a speech to a public committee, the mayor of Bonifay, FL began continuously chuckling at a pun made by a legislative observer for approximately 4.5 hours straight before collapsing into a nearby chair and passing out. He claims to have no memory of the event, nor did anyone else in the room during the speech. The only available evidence of its occurrence was captured entirely on camera. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/19██ Location: Bonifay, Florida, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: Any and all witnesses who videotaped the event, along with anyone who viewed the videotapes themselves were given Class-B amnestics, and all resulting videotapes were wiped clean. The mayor himself is under minor surveillance from select members of the Foundation.

    Event Description: At exactly 2pm, 24 instances of a semi-erotic calendar appeared in numerous Foundation sites. Inside the calendar, images of Dr. Elliot, Dr. Kiryu, Dr. ████, Agent Merlo, Director ██████, Dr. Right, Agent █████, Researcher █████, Agent ████, Dr. Marie, Dr. ████, and Dr. Jack Bright. The Calendar displayed the name Double D-class, and despite the statements of personnel included in the calendar, shows signs of being planned and professionally made. Date of Occurrence: ██/01/14 Location: Sites-5, 29, 82, 11, and 6 Follow-up Actions Taken: Most instances were recovered by Foundation staff, several copies have been confiscated from staff since the incident. Note: Dr. Jack Bright was not inhabiting a female body at the time, indicating that either a prop was used or this is a mistake by the creator.

    Event Description: After Long Island citizen ███████ ██████ died of alcohol-damage related illness, a recliner chair in his home began ascending at speeds of exactly 3.6m/s before eventually accelerating to 16.3m/s. Attempts at stopping the ascent were futile, and the chair broke through any barriers placed in its way. It has since then left the atmosphere and is believed to be orbiting Jupiter. Date of Occurrence: 2/15/201█ Location: Muttontown, New York. Follow-up Actions Taken: Any footage of the incident was wiped and pulled off the internet. Class-A amnestics were given to witnesses. Foundation operatives in various space programs are advised to destroy any information of the chair if found.

    Event Description: Eighty-eight thousand, eight hundred and eighty-eight citizens of the state of New Jersey fractured their left scaphoid bones within a two-hour period; radiography showed that all fractures were identical down to a sub-millimeter level. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Various hospitals throughout New Jersey. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to radiography technicians.

    Event Description: Viewers of the popular late-night talk show ████ █████ ██ ███ █████ reported seeing two different episodes. Approximately 40% watched an episode featuring the famous actor █████ ███ and the musical guest ██ ██████, while the other 60% watched an episode with ██ ██████ with an appearance by stand-up comedian ████ ██. Neither one of these episodes was the one which had actually broadcast, and neither one has ever been filmed. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Various televisions throughout the USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All recordings of the anomalous episodes showed the actual broadcast episode in later viewings. Viewer's memories of the anomalous episodes seem to have completely faded by themselves by ██/██/████. ███ channel officials who had been contacted about the episodes were administered Class-C amnestics and their internal investigation into the matter aborted. Social networks mentioning the matter were intercepted and edited.

    Event Description: A parrot owned by the █████ family was discovered to have the ability to sing the entirety of the song "Crazy Train" by John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne, including vocals, guitar, bass, drums, and keyboard. No member of the family ever recalls the parrot hearing it. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Greenwich, Connecticut, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics distributed to the █████ family; parrot seized and ensconced in the Site-19 Anomalous Wildlife Habitat.

    Event Description: For approximately 12 minutes, all shed human blood within a 15 km radius of ██████, France spontaneously turned into centipedes. All centipedes in the area turned back into blood following the cessation of the event. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Cherbourg, France. Follow-up Actions Taken: Aerosolized amnestics were deployed over the town. Additional amnestics were distributed to women on menstrual periods during the event, due to extreme emotional distress rendering the aerosolized version ineffective.

    Event Description: All written text in the Theater Department at ██████-██ University spontaneously converted to Wingdings. Digital text remained unaffected until printed out. All affected text contained the phrase "You don't need a script to pretend to be someone else, you're doing it right now! ( ・ω・)" Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2014 Location: Staten Island, New York. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics were administered to all students and faculty present. Affected books were incinerated, and are currently being replaced.

    Event Description: A translucent digital clock approximately 3 km across appeared in the sky about 1.5 km above the ground. The anomaly counted down from 05:55, stopping short of 01:13 before disappearing completely. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2006 Location: Devon Island, Nunavut, Canada. Follow-up Actions Taken: Anomaly was only witnessed by a single fishing trawler. Class-C amnestics issued to the entire crew.

    Event Description: A single specimen of Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus flytrap, expanded to approximately 2.5m tall and consumed a domesticated cat. The specimen expired shortly after and was reported by passing civilians. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics issued to witnesses. Specimen taken for future studying.

    Event Description: Ten minutes before opening to the general public, three visit team staff and a security officer at ██████ Museum witnessed a Scutigera coleoptrata specimen, commonly known as a house centipede, emerge from a small drainage pipe in a storage closet. The specimen traveled approximately 1 m before entering a sink u-bend which had been opened for repairs. Specimen was estimated to be over 12 m in length, though of average width and height for its species. Specimen was visible for several minutes after the head portion had entered the u-bend, while the remainder of its body continued to exit the drainage pipe. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Burnsville, Minnesota. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to museum personnel. Facility plumbing was fully examined by Foundation personnel, and specimen could not be located. Presumed to have escaped into city sewer network. Communications watch placed on ████ Public Works to monitor for future reports.

    Event Description: The Cincinnati metropolitan area and all objects and lifeforms in it became greyscale for approximately 77 hours, starting at approximately 10:00 AM. All humans in the metropolitan area when the change occurred were not aware of the existence of color while the effect persisted. Those who entered the area of effect after the change occurred were not affected, but affected individuals treated them with fear and suspicion. When the change was reverted through unknown means, all individuals within the affected area lost their memories of the event, although those who had left the area of effect before the restoration of color retained their memories. Date of Occurrence: 3/21/2014 through 3/23/2014 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics administered to individuals who retained memories of the event, and all records of the event destroyed.

    Event Description: All weights within the ██████&Son Gym assumed a red coloration for a period of five hours. All the affected weights possessed a white sticker reporting the words "Tired of the old, boring, black weights? (T_T) ██-██ Try the red ones! (A) ██-██". Date of Occurrence: 2014/██/██ Location: Birmingham, England, UK. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B amnestics were administered to all witnesses. All weights were taken in custody for further studying. Following the event, the objects displayed no apparent anomalous effect. However, closer inspections revealed that the words "Brought to you by the Kobayashi Athletics" were inscribed on the items. All weights were replaced by new ones. The establishment is to be kept under surveillance until 2016/██/██.

    Event Description: Two individuals were observed to spend seven hours attempting to move past each other in a narrow hallway before one collapsed from exhaustion, at which point the other decided to take a different route. There is no indication, either from recorded footage of the event or from the testimony of the involved parties, that this was intentional or involuntary. Date of Occurrence: 2014/██/██ Location: Boston, Massachusetts office of ██████████, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Affected subjects were provided with appropriate medical care and amnestics were administered to all known witnesses. The hallway in question and the affected subjects have shown no anomalous properties before or since.

    Event Description: During a public concert in the town of ██████, Georgia, a large number of Procyon lotor (common raccoon) assembled behind the outdoor concert stage, and started constructing an object resembling a shrine out of materials they had collected from various places around the town, including branches, pine cones, fast-food wrappers, old newspaper, and a trash-can lid. After the shrine was constructed, the raccoons proceeded to make motions described by onlookers as "bowing" to the shrine, and then quickly scattered. Upon attempted destruction of the shrine by civilian Joseph ███████, a large and aggressive nursery of raccoons emerged, numbering more than 100 by most witness accounts. The nursery proceeded to assault Joseph ███████, resulting in his death. Date of Occurrence: █/██/20██ Location: Brookhaven, Georgia, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: All those who witnessed the event were given Class-A amnestics. Death of Joseph ███████ covered up with a report of a violent mugging. Concert zone acquired by Foundation under the cover of construction. Shrine destroyed by small explosives from a safe distance under the same cover of construction. Observational post disguised as a bird sanctuary constructed. No other anomalous occurrences to date.

    Event Description: All moths in a 5 kilometer radius of a single porch light made their way towards the light and gathered there for an hour. The moths then dispersed into the surrounding area. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: No special actions, due to lack of witnesses at time of event. The area is to be observed for more anomalous activity until 1/1/████.

    Event Description: A large, ten-centimeter thick layer of snow suddenly fell over the town of ██████, Massachusetts and coated the entire area. No clouds were visible at the time and despite sudden shifts in supported weight no buildings or structures were damaged. Date of Occurrence: █/██/1999 Location: Fall River, Massachusetts, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: A sample of the snow was obtained; it was found to be mundane. All residents of the town administered Class-A amnestics. As the event occurred quickly, very little video footage was captured. However, all documentation of the event has been destroyed.

    Event Description: For a period of approximately five hours, ██████ residents of Pompano Beach, Florida and ████ non-residents working in the city, including ██ Foundation employees, experienced a shared hallucination. Interviews with those affected have provided a detailed, highly consistent account of the entire city being transported to the surface of a planet (believed to be Venus), protected by a dome of unknown design. (See Document E-41567-██ for full account.) However, telephone records, security camera feeds and interviews with non-resident non-employees suggest that nothing unusual happened during the time period and that all those affected were present on Earth and went about their business as normal. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2011 Location: Pompano Beach, Florida, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Affected individuals provided with amnestics after interview. Foundation personnel involved in the event have been commended for controlling media coverage. Amnestic treatment has successfully removed memories of the event. Implementation of further surveillance is currently under debate.

    Event Description: Towards the end of a show, musician █████████████ began sweating profusely. For 6 minutes, the sweat fell to the floor and pooled together, forming into various miniature trains. Following this, the trains rapidly evaporated. Date of Occurrence: 05/22/2015 Location: Earth, Texas, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses (including the musician) were administered Class-A amnestics. No further action was required, and the show was generally well received.

    Event Description: Over an eight-minute period, six hundred and ninety-seven lightning strikes occurred within a twenty-mile wide radius around Faeto, Italy. Meteorological data shows that the locations of these strikes formed a "smiley." At the same time, all drinking water within the settlement was, according to anecdotal evidence, icy cold, scented of strawberries, and could not be boiled or otherwise heated. Date of Occurrence: 2015/07/01 Location: Faeto, Italy. Follow-up Actions Taken: Water supplies and meteorological data throughout Apulia to be monitored over a six-month period.

    Event Description: Commencing at 07:31, all instances of the Basenji breed of Canis lupus familiaris barked constantly for one minute and forty three seconds. Commencement/cessation of barking was not linked to any external stimuli. Date of Occurrence: 2015/07/03 Location: Australia. Follow-up Actions Taken: Fallopia, Agent [REDACTED]'s Basenji, taken for post-anomaly testing. No anomalous activity noted since.

    Event Description: At approximately █:26 AM local time, a train bound from █████████ to █████ (hereafter Train-A) collided with an identical train moving along the same line from █████ to █████████ (hereafter Train-B). Of the 56 casualties observed, only 28 civilians were identified. Each civilian was identified twice, with one instance riding Train-A and the other instance riding Train-B. Examination shows that all electronic and time-keeping devices present on Train-B at the time of collision were 9 hours slow. All passengers are confirmed to have been traveling on the route of Train-B 9 hours before the event, though without incident. Temporal interference has been suggested, though the cause is currently unknown and the logical paradox the situation represents has been deemed unsolvable. Whether all civilians involved caught the same train as one another twice consecutively as the result of coincidence or the effect of causal manipulation is unknown. No passengers of either train survived the impact. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2015 Location: ███████████ train line, Victoria, Australia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All Train-B passengers were removed from the scene and taken into Foundation custody, currently kept in Site-██ cold storage. The ███████████ train line has been put under observation for further extranormal activity over a 6 month period, which is yet uneventful.

    Event Description: Starting at 2:22 PM, all users in the ████████ chatroom ceased conversation and began to repeat the phrase "nag gimno bgaithu sa yginno alibgn yamoa gna as ahud ak" at two second intervals. This behavior continued for two hours before ceasing. No users seemed to recall the event, claiming that a regular conversation had occurred. Many users claimed to have closed the chat window or left their computer during the course of the event, despite the fact that their corresponding chat handles continued to repeat the phrase throughout the event. Users who joined the chat room while the event was underway did not participate in the event but did not type anything until after the event was finished. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2015 Location: Computers around the world, most concentrated in the United States. Follow-up Actions Taken: All screenshots of the conversation were deleted, and the █████████ chatroom has been placed under surveillance for further anomalous behavior.

    Event Description: For a period of approximately 3 minutes, no less than 10,000 calls were made to the number 1-800-███-████ for the [REDACTED] for ███. Records indicate that all calls came from a single number and further investigation indicates that the number is currently in use by an employee of the company who did call that day but was held up in the queue. At the 3-minute mark, all calls vanished completely from the queue. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: █████, ██████ ████, Philippines, calls were documented to come from the employee's address in ████, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Call records for the time frame when the calls occurred were expunged from the system and false records inputted during a routine system maintenance the next day. Class-B amnestics were administered to all parties involved while the employee was monitored for the next 3 months but no anomalous activity was noted.

    Event Description: At roughly 2:30 PM, sixteen (16) city buses pulled up to a movie theater owned by a private company; all buses were packed full. All people aboard the buses (bus drivers included) as well as the owner of the movie theater shared the same first name: "Greg". Furthermore, the Gregs' all came to the location to see the same movie, "████: ███ █████". Said movie had a Greg starring in the lead role. There was no convention of any sorts occurring at the time in the town, nor any in the world at that time that was summoning people with the name "Greg". Date of Occurrence: 3/17/199█ Location: Greg's Theater, Unity, Pennsylvania, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Interviews with all 1267 Gregs' involved as well as their families found that this had not been a planned event, and that 97% of all people involved did not know anyone else that had attended prior to the event. No records indicate that there were any advertisements or events that would have sparked such an occurrence. All Gregs' and witnesses involved were given Class-A amnestics. A cover-up story involving a Greg convention was released, and no further incident occurred after cover-up was released. Theater was monitored for two years, but aside from a reduced crime rate for the first two weeks after the event no anomalous activity occurred. Note: This was easily the most confusing case I've ever had to deal with. -Agent Greg

    Event Description: At 8:30 AM local time, a 911 call was made regarding a construction worker whose neck had been broken. Ambulance arrived three minutes later, and OSWA arrived within twenty minutes, among which was an embedded Foundation agent. Investigation discovered that the employee's construction helmet had increased in weight from 0.28 kg to 16.7 kg once the helmet had been placed on the employee's head. Date of Occurrence: 7/14/2005 Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Item confiscated. All personnel involved given Class-B amnestics. Broken neck blamed on the worker being hit by a sledge-hammer another worker dropped from the top of the building being worked on.

    Event Description: An adult tiger composed entirely of liquid paint manifested within a tiger enclosure at a public zoo. Entity showed no aggression towards other tigers or zookeepers within the enclosure. An hour after manifestation, the entity ceased cohesion and spread across the floor of the enclosure. Date Of Occurrence: 7/14/2015 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class-B amnestics. Video footage and picture of the entity have been confiscated. Neither the zoo nor the paint showed anomalous properties following the event.

    Event Description: For a period of approximately 10 minutes, all organic sweet corn (Zea mays var. saccharata) growing on the T█████ C████ Farm began to spontaneously “pop” as if it were popcorn. According to an interview with the farm owners, the popping began and ended gradually, reaching its peak frequency around the 5-minute mark. Investigations determined that approximately 6,070 square meters (1.5 acres) of corn popped, yielding 38,035 emptied corn cobs and approximately 6,500 kg of popped corn. Date of Occurrence: 09/09/2015 Location: Friendsville, Maryland, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics administered to all witnesses. Affected land was cleaned up and burned, and a cover story was implanted about faulty farm equipment sparking a fire. Popcorn and cobs were confiscated and incinerated. Samples of popcorn, cobs, stalks, soil, and surrounding air revealed no unusual properties, and popcorn was deemed safe for human consumption. Farm is to be kept under minor surveillance until 2018.

    Event Description: At 4:34 PM, an unidentified man (estimated to be 56 years old) turned into wax and collapsed while riding a crowded city bus. Remains showed no anomalous properties. Date of Occurrence: 10/15/2015 Location: Cedar Springs, Colorado, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Remains were confiscated, and all witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics. No further action was deemed necessary.

    Event Description: For a period of one hour, all dropped objects within the city produced an unidentified male voice imitating the expected sound. Date of Occurrence: 11/24/2015 Location: Cedar Springs, Colorado, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All recordings of the incident were altered or destroyed, and witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics.

    Event Description: All black pens in the west wing of Site-24 ran out of ink simultaneously. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██ Location: West wing of Site-24. Follow-up Actions Taken: All Foundation personnel switched to blue pens for 24 hours until Agent ██████ got more black pens.

    Event Description: In the span of two minutes, Agent ██████, a newly recruited member of MTF-Zeta-2, received over seven thousand texts from his mother. Most of the texts were nonsensical, consisting of word salad or strings of seemingly random letters. However, several words and phrases were noticeably repeated throughout the texts, including "don't", "why", "not my son", "what did you do" and "it isn't me". Interrogation of Agent ██████'s mother revealed that she had not used her phone that day; however, she reported a stabbing headache around the time the messages had been sent, as well as a sudden, irrational distrust towards Agent █████. Date of Occurrence: 6/23/2016 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Both Agent █████ and his mother have been placed under surveillance for further anomalous activity, and Agent █████ has been temporarily removed from MTF-Zeta-2 pending investigation.

    Event Description: Approximately 1,000 different specimens of Canis lupus familiaris (domestic dog) capable of verbal communication sprinted down the main street of the town claiming they were "chasing the meat truck". The dogs continued towards the exit of the town and disappeared at its border. Date of Occurrence: 16/12/████ Location: Cold Lake, Canada. Follow-up Actions Taken: All eye-witnesses were given Class C amnestics and surveillance of Cold Lake has been placed.

    Event Description: Seventeen individuals sneezed in sequence the notes comprising the first two bars of "Deck the Halls". Date of Occurrence: 19/08/2014 Location: Grand Central Station, New York City, New York, United States. Follow-up Actions Taken: Given the time of day and number of potential witnesses, amnestic treatment was not recommended for all but affected individuals. Interviews with affected individuals revealed causes ranging from allergies to infections to sunlight as the source of sneezing. No link between individuals was obtained; most considered the event an amusing coincidence. MTF-Rho-13 ("YouTube Celebs") deployed an online cover-up story claiming the event was an out-of-season test run for a flash mob.

    Event Description: Forty-nine fresh human corpses appeared in the master bedroom of a home undergoing construction, during the 30 second duration between the installation of a door in the doorframe, and the opening of the door for the first time. All corpses were of the same individual (identified as former United States Senator Joseph McCarthy, 1908-1957) at different ages, ranging from an estimated 48 years old to a newborn with umbilical cord still attached. Autopsies revealed that the corpses had all died of aortic dissection; aortic damage was identical on each corpse. Date of Occurrence: 14/11/1999 Location: Donaustadt, Vienna, Austria. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B amnestics administered to construction personnel; Class-A amnestics administered to first responders. Home acquired by Foundation and placed under surveillance; no further anomalous phenomena or properties detected. Corpses taken into custody for analysis; no anomalous properties or phenomena detected; corpses currently maintained in Site-19 low-value storage freezer. Remains of original Joseph McCarthy exhumed and analyzed, and re-interred after no anomalous properties or phenomena detected. Foundation pathologists were unable to detect any signs of actual or incipient aortic dissection in remains of original Joseph McCarthy, but emphasize the difficulty of detecting such signs in remains which have undergone natural decomposition for over 40 years.

    Event Description: A worker at the ████ Chemical Company vomited for four consecutive minutes, producing a total of 15 Craftsman brand ball-peen hammers from his digestive tract. Witnesses say that just prior to the incident, the subject, Z██████ C██████████, complained of abdominal pain. When asked what was wrong, he responded, "It's hammer time" before proceeding to vomit. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2013 Location: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Physical traces cleaned up before Foundation Agents reached ████ Chemical. Hammers confiscated; no anomalous properties observed. Amnestics administered to all witnesses and Z██████ C██████████'s employment history was scrubbed from the company database. Subject taken into custody and given provisional classification as Anomalous Item S-14005, however extended observation revealed no further anomalies. Subject amnesticized and released on ██/██/2014.

    Event Description: Eighty people living in ███████Nere immobilized, regardless of what they were doing, for one minute and twenty seconds. No attempt to cure them was successful. Three people were wounded when a car crashed on a tree due to the event affecting the driver. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2016 Location: ███████, West Pomeranian Voivodeship, Poland. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics administered to subjects affected and witnesses. No further anomalous phenomena were recorded in the area.

    Event Description: All vehicles within a 1 kilometer radius of 23 ██████ St, █████████, West Virginia disappeared for a 12 hour period at 12:00 P.M. At the end of the 12 hour period, all vehicles returned to their position prior to their disappearance. People within vehicles at this time were not recovered. Date of Occurrence: 04/04/2016 Location: 23 ██████ St, Glenville, West Virginia, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to the residents of █████████. Area monitored for further anomalous activity.

    Event Description: For approximately 17 minutes, an ordinary football (soccer ball) became immobile after it was kicked towards a goalpost by an 11 year old male, becoming suspended approximately 1.2 meters away from the ground. Attempts to move the ball by both the child and their parents were unsuccessful. After the 17 minutes passed, the football resumed its prior trajectory and hit the goal. Date of Occurrence: 15/03/2015 Location: Coagh, Northern Ireland. Follow-up Actions Taken: Child and parental witnesses were interviewed, and administered Class-B amnestics. The ball, field and goal were all tested, and no further anomalous properties were found.

    Event Description: At 13:47 local time, a shockwave (later confirmed to be a sonic boom) emanating from an aisle in a local ███████ supermarket shattered windows within a radius of approximately 800 metres and caused significant structural damage to the building and nearby objects. At least ███ people were killed, a further ███ injured, and an estimated ███,███ Euro of damages was caused, along with numerous cases of permanent deafness. Upon investigation of salvageable CCTV footage, the sonic boom appeared to be caused by an unidentified man in the frozen food aisle sneezing, followed very shortly afterwards by the event. The camera that filmed it was damaged, but responding Foundation personnel confirmed that the man had been killed by the blast. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██ Location: Bad Aibling, Germany. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics distributed. Cover story about a severe car bombing released to the public. Identity of the man causing the event investigated without result. Area monitored until ██/██/20██, with no repeat occurrence.

    Event Description: The town of Bonner Springs, Kansas was found to have completely disappeared on ██/██/20██ after several murders were reported from the town. All records regarding the town were unchanged and all inhabitants were found within Harrisburg, South Dakota. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██ Location: Bonner Springs, Kansas, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics distributed. Cover story of a mass nuclear power plant failure and subsequent city demolishing was planted.

    Event Description: An unidentified man in ████████ Plaza, Chicago, was suddenly decapitated. Despite this, the corpse remained standing for an estimated eleven minutes before collapsing. Witnesses reported feelings of tranquility and safety immediately after. Date of Occurrence: ██/12/2010 Location: ████████ Plaza, Chicago, Illinois, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses given Class-B amnestics, body remanded to Site-12 cold storage. Autopsy revealed no anomalous effects on the corpse.

    Event Description: Seventeen residents in Cherkessk suddenly flew upward with great speed, causing damage to the surrounding area due to wind damage. Mangled, identifiable corpses of affected subjects (likely from friction with wind) later located on Mars's moon, Deimos. Date of Occurrence: 14:51, ██/█/2011 Location: Cherkessk, Russia. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B amnestics administered to witnesses, and all residents of Cherkessk relocated to █████ until the damaged structures have been repaired.

    Event Description: From 10/2/2000 to 10/21/2000, new editions of the newspaper comic strip Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson were printed in the ██████ █████, a newspaper distributed in ██████ County, Maine. The strips depicted a single story arc over the course of its running, in which Calvin's wagon is destroyed, with Hobbes losing an arm in the process. Watterson has not published any new Calvin and Hobbes cartoons since 1995. Date of Occurrence: 10/2/2000-10/21/2000 Location: ██████ County, Maine. Follow-up Actions Taken: Editions of the newspaper with the comics printed in them were confiscated, with the archive of the ██████ █████ expunged; all extant editions are archived. The strips were presented to Watterson, who confirmed that the art style, lettering, and signature were all his own, but he had not written or published them. Watterson was administered Class-A amnestics following this.

    Event Description: During a performance of As You Like It, all members of the cast and audience emitted a nine-minute long shriek accompanied by applause from the audience. Clapping was vigorous enough that lacerations appeared on the hands of the audience members at five minutes into the event. Lacerations then healed at the conclusion of the event, with the phrase "Nag gimno bgaithu sa yginno alibgn yamoa gna as ahud ak" being repeated five times before the event concluded. No individuals in the audience or cast recall their actions; crew members were unaffected, and reported this event. Date of Occurrence: 7/12/2016 Location: Stratford, Ontario Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to the connection to a previously recorded Extranormal Event, an investigation has been opened into the possibility of a recurring phenomenon. All crew members unaffected by the event were given Class-A amnestics, and monitoring equipment has been set up in all Stratford theaters.

    Event Description: At ██████ █████████ High School, all females in the building simultaneously turned into male walruses for 15 minutes. After 15 minutes had passed, none of the students affected remembered the event. Date of Occurrence: █/█/05 Location: Firestone, Colorado Follow-up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics distributed to male witnesses.

    Event Description: The Windows XP computer startup sound suddenly emanated over a town intersection at around 120 dB. Date of Occurrence: 8/2/2014 Location: Northern Prague, Czech Republic. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics remotely administered to everyone 5 km from the epicenter.

    Event Description: A live Masai Giraffe (Giraffa tippelskirchi) was seen by ██ personnel stationed at Area-██ over the course of three weeks. Specimen evaded all attempts at capture. Date(s) of Occurrence: ██/██/2016-██/██/2016 Location: Area-██, Palmer Land, Antarctica. Follow-up Actions Taken: Personnel are to remain alert for future appearances.

    Event Description: The horns on all of the cars in the ██████ dealership lot simultaneously honked the Tetris theme for two hours straight, despite the cars being empty. Only people on the lot at the time had a recollection of the event. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██. Location: Lovelock, Nevada, U.S.A. Follow-up Actions Taken: All people on the ████████ ██████ dealership lot were given Class-C amnestics. Foundation tracking devices were put into all cars, and dealership and cars are being monitored for further anomalous activity.

    Event Description: Amariah Jo Billings, a resident of Bellefonte Pennsylvania, received a call from an unknown phone number. The number had an area code of 808, indicating a number registered in Hawaii, but no phone with that number has been identified. The caller was reported to be a male with a distinct South African accent. A transcript of the call, which was discovered via Foundation monitoring of the area, is as follows.

    Billings: Hello?
    <unknown>: Hello Mom? This is Dad.
    Billings: Who is this?
    <unknown>: I'm picking up the kids from the tongue. There's some car interference because an Ortorthan regiment ate the road. Be home soon with Son. Bye!
    (Call ends.)
    

    Date of Occurrence: 6/18/1997 Location: Bellefonte, Pennsylvania, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Billings was administered Class-A amnestics and her phone confiscated. Phone was found to be totally non-anomalous. Billings has no connections with the Church of The Second Hytoth.

    Event Description: For seventeen seconds, all Internet links would redirect users to the front page of Inter.net Date of Occurrence: 1/15/2017 Location: Worldwide. Follow-up Actions Taken: Inter.net taken down for the malicious redirecting of users.

    Event Description: The eyes of all individuals within ██████ High School were replaced by various fruits. Individuals' eye sockets were observed to change in size to accommodate larger or smaller fruits. Affected individuals reported no difference in visual perception, although most if not all claimed to be unable to perceive the color purple, or any variations of it. Upon exiting the building, fruits were observed to split open, revealing the subject's eyes within. Subject's eye socket would then return to normal size, although the resulting color blindness persisted. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Wentzville, Missouri, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B amnestics administered to all individuals. Security camera recordings during the time were destroyed, and replaced with video recording from the previous week.

    Event Description: All humans within a 17 kilometer radius became unable to recall events from the past two hours. A number of people were found to be missing from the area, and all images of notable political figures were in some way defiled or altered. Date of Occurrence: 12:00-14:00, ██/██/████ Location: Sandwich, Kent, England Follow-up Actions Taken: Majority of altered images replaced with replicas, cover stories fabricated for missing persons. Class-C amnestics were administered to residents via water supply, under the cover story of a chemical waste spillage.

    Event Description: All television screens, digital ad screens, and electronic devices in New York City suddenly started playing a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." Date of Occurrence: 5/15/2009. Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics deployed via helicopter. Electronics within the city are to be monitored for further anomalous activity.

    Event Description: A man exploded into several thousand two rupee coins while boarding a train. All coins were dated to 2011 and were in mint condition. Witnesses reported that the man had looked ill beforehand, as if he was suffering from motion sickness. Date of Occurrence: 4/27/2012 Location: Canacona Train Station, Canacona, Goa, India. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses administered Class-A amnestics; coins collected for additional observation.

    Event Description: The Leaning Tower of Pisa briefly shifted position to correct its tilt. After a few seconds, the tower went back to its original form and "leaning" position. Date of Occurrence: 02/02/2017. Location: Pisa, Italy. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses given Class A amnestics. Hidden cameras placed near tower to monitor it for further anomalous activity.

    Event Description: An antique telephone switchboard in the ██ ████ █████ Coffeehouse began ringing at 1:55pm local time, at a volume of approximately 20 decibels. This continued for 22 minutes, despite the switchboard not being connected to any power source. During this time, all patrons of the coffee house were observed to be wearing clothing and speaking varieties of English appropriate to the time period circa 1938-1948. At 2:17pm local time, the switchboard stopped ringing, and all patrons returned to normal. Date of Occurrence: 6/26/2017 Location: Longmont, Colorado, United States. Follow-up Actions Taken: All patrons present during the event were given Class B amnestics. Switchboard in question was taken by Foundation agents, but a close examination revealed no anomalous properties.

    Event Description: Every figure depicting spiritual entities worshipped by Chinese Folk Religions within 12 (twelve) kilometers of █████████ Temple within the municipality of Lugang, Taiwan became independently animated for a period of ██ minutes and 48 seconds. Actions of eating and drinking of offerings and speaking (albeit no noises were observed to have emanated), were noted by Foundation assets. No communication with animated figures within the duration of the anomalous occurrence was achieved. No re-occurence was observed since. Date of Occurrence: 07/██/2017 Location: Lugang, Taiwan. Follow-up Actions Taken: Procedure "Sutra Reading" was taken by the Chinese Foundation branch. Class-B amnestics were administered via Aerosol within places of worship amongst large amounts of witnesses. Media coverup was enacted, stating that all video recordings were a part of a publicity stunt, faked via mass CGI production.

    Event Description: For 2 hours and 17 minutes, all personnel at Site-54 reported heavy breathing on the back of their necks. Any attempts to view the source had resulted in the breathing cease momentarily, before continuing behind them. Three D-Class vanished at exactly 2:13 before all anomalous breathing ceased. Date of Occurrence: █/██/2017 Location: Site-54, Germany. Follow-up Actions Taken: All personnel administered Class-A amnestics upon request.

    Event Description: Roughly 21,300 residents of Los Angeles, California received a .mp3 file via an unknown method titled "20170815_002538." The audio consisted of an unknown metallic clanking, a shuffling sound, and breathing. Towards the end, a young, faint female voice proclaims "Hello, [UNINTELLIGIBLE]," before the audio cuts out. The owner of said voice has not been identified. Date of Occurrence: 8/16/2017 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All copies of the file were deleted remotely besides one, stored in a USB drive in Site-19. Class-A amnestics administered.

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    Event Description: An open-casket funeral held for Mr. ███████ Milbourne at ██████████ Funeral Home. No anomalous events were viewed or reported during the entire service, but all video recordings of the funeral (two commercial camcorders and three smartphones) viewed after calling hours revealed the body of Mr. Milbourne sitting up in his casket and looking around, angrily belittling and insulting nearby attendees of the funeral, accompanied by rude gestures and noises, such as blowing raspberries. During the eulogy (delivered by Mr. Milbourne's brother-in-law), Mr. Milbourne's body makes several sarcastic comments, the majority of which involve repeating spoken lines in a mocking tone. Date of Occurrence: 8/05/2016 Location: Lexington-Fayette, Kentucky, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All attendees administered Class-A amnestics. Recording devices seized for study, but were revealed to have no anomalous properties when recording funerals, corpses, or other subject matter related to the event. Past recordings are found to be non-anomalous. Witnesses interviewed before amnestic administration described Mr. Milbourne as a "very polite and soft-spoken man" when he was alive.

    Event Description: The ambient temperature in Room 332B (a conference room on the campus of the University of ██████) has matched the ambient temperature at that same time in Dasht-e Lut, Iran for an extended period of time. This phenomenon persists without regard to the ambient temperature in the locality surrounding Room 332B. Heating and cooling equipment in Room 332B do not affect the ambient temperature there. Date of Occurrence: Ongoing since 08/25/2017 Location: United States Follow-up Actions Taken: Room taken out of service. Since the temperature in Dasht-e Lut is normally uncomfortably hot, the room is unsuitable for conference room purposes.

    Event Description: For a period of five minutes, all the students in the dorms of the ██████ ██████ School for Disabled Students became completely cured of their disabilities. They forgot the incident after the five minute period, but had sent texts to each other stating what happened. Date of Occurrence: █/█/████ Location: ███████, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class A amnestics administered to all students, staff, and those contacted during the five minute period. All phones involved were wiped of their memory. Two Class Cs posted inside the school.

    Event Description: Agent ████████ observed a traveling group consisting of one male and seven females carrying large burdens, accompanied by thousands of (primarily juvenile) domestic felines. Date of Occurrence: 02/28/20██ Location: West Cornwall Coast Road, 1.8 km from St. Ives, Cornwall, England. Follow-up Actions Taken: Inquiries conducted among local populace. The ultimate origin and destination of the group remain unknown.

    Event Description: For a twenty-four hour and forty minute period (equivalent to a single Martian Sol), all data transmitted from active Mars rovers Curiosity and Opportunity showed Mars as having an Earth-like atmosphere. Footage from the respective cameras of the rovers showed the Martian surface covered in a black, moss-like biomass, with free-flowing water. A group of unknown, seemingly amphibian organisms was observed by Curiosity during this time. Neither the ESA's Mars Express or NASA's Mars Odyssey orbiters observed any anomalies during this period. Date of Occurrence: 27-28/5/2016 Location: NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, California, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation assets within NASA seized all data recorded during this period, as well as four hours before and after. Missing data covered up as a signal interruption due to a day-long dust storm, and amnestics administered to those who directly observed the phenomenon.

    Event Description: Despite continuous motion, the E-Train on the MBTA's Green Line took four hours to travel between Park Street and Boylston station, two consecutive stops with an approximate five-minute travel time. Upon the train's arrival, all speakers within Boylston station broadcasted the words "Poor Charlie", spoken by an unidentified feminine voice. Date of Occurrence: 11/09/2016 Location: Boston, Massachusetts, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Event was contained in-progress, due to multiple calls to emergency services from passengers on the train; line was shut down for emergency maintenance. Upon the train's arrival, all passengers were administered amnestics, and video recordings of the event were confiscated. Surveillance in the Boston area increased for the next calendar year.

    Event Description: Almost all individuals who attended the funeral of Roger Kroppermann, a resident of Paradise, Utah, died of asphyxiation within an eight-month period following his internment. The sole survivor suffered severe brain injuries as a result of extended oxygen deprivation. Date of Occurrence: 23/09/2010-29/04/2011 Location: Phenomenon originated in Paradise, Utah; deaths occurred in three other cities in the south-western United States. Follow-up Actions Taken: The last surviving individual of the funeral party died three hours prior to the Foundation being able to establish protective custody. Kroppermann's remains were exhumed, and it was found that both hands were missing from the cadaver, removed post-burial. As of November 2017, the whereabouts of Kroppermann's hands remain unknown.

    Event Description: After complaining of stomach pains, male student ██████ ████████ vomited up a human infant. The infant was a healthy female and was connected via umbilical cord to ████████'s stomach lining. DNA testing indicated that ████████ was the child's father, but a mother could not be located. Date of Occurrence: 2014-03-11 Location: ██████████████ Realschule, Munich, Bavaria, Germany Follow-up Actions Taken: The child was recovered and moved to Site-06-3 for observation. Class-A amnestics were administered to all witnesses. ████████ was placed under five-year observation period; no new anomalies have been discovered so far.

    Event Description: A man's salivary glands spontaneously began to produce an estimated 3 liters of saliva per minute. This was sufficient to cause death by drowning within seven minutes, upon which the effects ceased. Date of Occurrence: 2015-09-19 Location: Nishio, Aichi Prefecture, Japan. Follow-up Actions Taken: The body was recovered and placed in cold storage in Site-██ for observation; the death was blamed on a car accident. Class-A amnestics were administered to all witnesses.

    Event Description: Several thousand Coccinella septempunctata (more commonly known as the seven-spotted ladybug) specimens swarmed and attacked a woman, eventually consuming most of the flesh on her body and leaving only a skeleton. The insects then underwent spontaneous combustion. Date of Occurrence: 2015-07-18 Location: Fairford, Gloucestershire, England. Follow-up Actions Taken: A cover story of a house fire was blamed for the fatality; all witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics.

    Event Description: All photographs, both digital and physical, were altered to include an image of Bahamian-American actor Sidney Poitier at various stages of his life and participating in the actions depicted in the photographs. Poitier's age corresponded with the age of the youngest depicted person in the photograph. Date of Occurrence: 2016-02-20 Location: Site-17, [REDACTED]. Follow-up Actions Taken: All photographs were confiscated and replaced with altered versions or versions that had been off site during the event. Digital backups of the originals are stored on the Site-17 archives.

    Event Description: Forty-three humanoid individuals, each one resembling a United States president, poured out of a supply closet in the Joint Security Area of the Korean Demilitarized Zone. All individuals remained silent until they all gathered in the MAC Conference Building, where they stood in an unorganized cluster while loudly repeating the phrase "blah blah blah", all out of sync with one another. These individuals went unnoticed by the guards in the area for seventeen (17) minutes before one guard in the room suddenly screamed and proceeded to open fire on the group in a panic, killing approximately seven (7) of them and sending the rest scattering, none of which bled from their wounds. Other guards rushed into the room, but seemed to take no notice of the anomalous humanoids, instead choosing to restrain the panicked guard. The escaped humanoids all ran back into the same supply closet from which they had previously appeared. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2017 Location: Demilitarized Zone, Korea. Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics administered to all guards involved. Security footage removed with edited versions replaced. Supply closet was found to have no anomalous properties. Corpses of "presidents" removed for study. Autopsies revealed all individuals were biologically human, but were completely lacking blood. DNA failed to match with any others on record, including those of the presidents they resembled (Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Lyndon B. Johnson, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump).

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    Event Description: ████████ ███-██████, a woman admitted to an emergency room in Slaughter, Louisiana for injuries sustained during a car crash, entered labor despite showing no signs of pregnancy prior to admission. A cesarean section was performed, and the subject's uterus was found to contain a small litter of Siamese kittens. Date of Occurrence: 2/19/1992 Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Reports of the event in the media suppressed as a hoax. ███-██████ and all medical personnel who witnessed the event administered Class-A amnestics. Kittens entered Foundation custody, and have shown a decreased rate of aging, currently possessing biology consistent with a three-year-old cat, despite being over twenty-five years of age as of 2017.

    Event Description: All writing utensils within the J. Edgar Hoover Building disappeared over a six-hour period. A search of the building the following morning found all missing items embedded point-first in the ceiling of a disused office in the basement, arranged in a long, disk-like shape. Date of Occurrence: 1993-9-10 Location: J. Edgar Hoover Building, Washington, D.C., Maryland, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Items were returned to their respective owners, and the event was written off as an elaborate prank by the janitorial staff. Members of the Unusual Incidents Unit headquartered within the building were instructed to monitor the building for further anomalies for a five-year period.

    Event Description: A family of three created a rudimentary religion after several cereal boxes developed human legs and arms, with the religion centered around the worship of these cereals. The family developed false names for these cereals based on their contents, such as Narroct, Lord of the Beehive (Honey-Nut Cheerios), The Pirate and the Sea (Captain Crunch) and The Twins of Rock, Coco and Fruity (Cocoa Pebbles and Fruity Pebbles respectively). The family members had no recollection of the event when the limbs demanifested after three days. Date of Occurrence: 9/16/████ - 9/19/████ Location: Mountainair, New Mexico, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: All cereal items belonging to the family were confiscated, and Class A amnestics were administered. The cereals have been sent to Site-551 due to potential anomaly.

    Event Description: Surveillance camera staff at the natural reserve near Puerto Madero, Buenos Aires City, Argentina, saw what appeared to be the same man in two different parts of the park at the same time, apparently mirroring each other's movements despite the lack of line of sight between the two. The individuals then disappeared into the brush. People in the reserve at that time talked about a weird man talking to himself about the '████ing Paraguayans" before walking off-road. Date of Occurrence: 01/██/2018 Location: Natural reserve, Autonomous City of Buenos Aires, Argentine Republic. Follow-up actions taken: Surveillance tapes of the strange men confiscated, and surveillance staff administered Class-B amnestics. Two Foundation agents disguised as birdwatchers have been assigned to the park to watch for possible developments.

    Event Description: An intestinal tumor located in the body of Grover ███████, a 52-year-old man from Des Moines, Iowa, is found to contain an entire secondary brain, including medulla, pituitary gland, and part of a spinal cord. DNA from the brain does not match that of Mr. ███████, and is currently believed to belong to a twelve year-old girl who vanished from Calgary, Alberta, Canada in 1992. Date of Occurrence: 04/05/2010 Location: Des Moines, Iowa Follow-Up Actions Taken: Doctors involved with the surgery amnesticized. Mr. ███████ died following the surgery. Despite several autopsies and examinations, no definitive cause of death has been determined. His cadaver, as well as the brain excised from his stomach, remain in cold storage.

    Event Description: $237,981 manifested simultaneously, spread across various countries on flat surfaces at approximately $1.3 per square kilometer. This money changed to a different currency depending on the country it manifested within. Date of Occurrence: 5/9/2014 Location: Worldwide. Follow-Up Actions Taken: None, due to the very obscure nature of the event, and that 87% of all the manifested money was made unusable from external forces.

    Event Description: The PA system in a Giant Eagle supermarket announced, "Attention Giant Eagle shoppers: the ritual will now commence," whereupon all individuals within the store stopped what they were doing and hummed an intricate series of notes for approximately five minutes. After another tone, the humming ceased and all affected individuals resumed their business as though nothing had occurred. Date of Occurrence: 10/10/2014 Location: Columbus, Ohio Follow-Up Actions Taken: Event would not have come to Foundation attention if not for discovery of security footage during in-store theft investigation. Individuals affected during event have no memory thereof. As such, it has been determined that attempting to identify and interview each person visible on the tape is unfeasible. Videos confiscated, amnestics administered to store staff, and Foundation agents stationed at Giant Eagle supermarkets to monitor for future events or signs of PA system tampering. Update: As of 27/04/2016, surveillance of Giant Eagle stores has produced no further evidence of anomalous activity. Agents recalled.

    Event Description: Every human on earth simultaneously blinked. During the event ███ people disappeared. Date of Occurrence: 3/5/18 Location: Earth. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Various cover up stories to explain missing persons have been enacted. Blinking resulted in minor containment breaches at various sites relating to SCPs pertaining to sight.

    Event Description: Between 16:00:04 UST and 19:53:02 UST, black hole Cygnus X-1 underwent a series of rapid fluctuations in registered x-ray flux density, up to 194.2% of the normal value. When converted into Morse Code, the fluctuations spelled out an expanded, 2018 updated version of the 1988 book A Brief History of Time by the recently deceased physicist Stephen William Hawking. Analysis shows the writing style of the updates to be consistent with that of the original author. Date of Occurrence: 3/14/18 Location: Cygnus X-1 Follow-Up Actions Taken: Non-Foundation observers were administered Class-A amnestics, and the observation data in question was covered up. Cygnus X-1 is to be monitored for further anomalies. Whether to release the book under an appropriate cover story is currently under debate.

    Event Description: All water in the Samur River was converted to human blood for four days. All water which entered the river at its source was converted into blood, and all blood which flowed out of the river was converted into water. Blood collected directly from the river did not change. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2018-██/██/2018 Location: Samur River, Russia and Azerbaijan Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics were dispersed aerially through the nearby village of Samurçay following completion of event. DNA analysis of collected blood compared against the Foundation genetic database identified all blood as originating from one Joshua Havaldar, a 34-year-old Indian-American man living in San Francisco. He was unable to provide information on the event, but did report exhibiting symptoms consistent with hypovolemia in the preceding week. Mr. Havaldar was administered Class-A Amnestics following interview. Both the Samur River and Mr. Havaldar are currently under a standard five-year monitoring period.

    Event Description: A small canoe in the Mississippi River was consumed whole by a Carcharocles megalodon, along with its two occupants. Carcharocles megalodon has been extinct for 2.6 million years, and the river in question is much too shallow to contain a creature of that size. Date of Occurrence: 02/14/2018 Location: Undisclosed location on the Mississippi River, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics were administered to witnesses, and a cover story was circulated claiming the canoe occupants were intoxicated and capsized their vessel accidentally. A task force was sent to locate and capture the anomalous entity, but all attempts to locate the specimen failed.

    Event Description: Unscheduled subway train passes through 36th Street subway station in Brooklyn at approximately 80mph. Eye witnesses describe the train as purple with Arabic lettering on the side. Train wasn't reported appearing anywhere else. Date of Occurrence: 07/03/2017 Location: 36th Street, Brooklyn New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses administered Class-A amnestics, and footage of the event was confiscated.

    Event Description: During a Toys R Us staff meeting, an employee later identified as William J. Horack stood, announced, "Well, guess I won't need these anymore," and removed his lips with one hand. Afterward, he began to consume the remaining flesh around his mouth — described by witnesses as having the appearance of "pulled pork" — as the other employees returned to normal operations. Horack continued to autocannibalize over the course of the day, captured only intermittently by security cameras despite not leaving the meeting room. At 19:05, Horack had been reduced to skeletal remains, which then vanished. Eyewitnesses reported confusion that the event did not strike them at the time as being out of the ordinary. Date of Occurrence: 15/03/2018 Location: Mayfield Heights, Ohio, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Amnestics distributed to store employees and customers after interviews conducted. Investigation of security cameras revealed no fault. No personal information about William Horack could be attained, and all documentation involved in his three-year employment at Toys R Us appeared to be an intricate forgery. Lips retrieved from initial event location, determined to be faux lips made of wax.

    Event Description: Over the course of five days, the entire student population of ██████ ██ Elementary School in Seven Hills, Ohio developed allergies to all nut-based food products. Faculty and individuals not attending ██████ ██ Elementary who enter the building were unaffected. The symptoms ceased if individuals were removed from the premises for sixty-two hours. Notably, a student at the school, Isaac ██████, is currently comatose following a severe allergic reaction as a result of being force-fed a peanut butter sandwich. Date of Occurrence: 02/19-02/23/2018 Location: Seven Hills, Ohio, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: School was shuttered, students were integrated into other elementary schools in the area. Isaac ██████'s condition has shown no improvements. Foundation medical staff are currently attempting to treat and revive him in an attempt to find a link between his current state and the anomaly within ██████ ██ Elementary.

    Event Description: All canned food sold at Miller's Supermarket in Craig, Iowa was found to contain one or more live specimens of Lampropeltis triangulum (milk snake) in place of their intended contents. X-ray imaging shows that prior to opening, the cans contained their intended contents, and only upon opening do the snakes appear. Date of Occurrence: 4/18/2017 Location: Craig, Iowa, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Anomaly ceased within twelve hours of its first manifestation. amnestics were administered to all affected, dispatch logs recording emergency calls of the event were scrubbed. All milk snakes contained by the Foundation have yet to show anomalous properties.

    Event Description: All individuals with the name Jeffery Smith gathered in the same area and greeted one another before departing. All persons involved claimed their arrival was purely coincidental, and that they had simply been "passing through the area". Date of Occurrence: 12/6/1993 Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Involved individuals were located and amnestized. Event was covered up as a stunt associated with a reality television show.

    Event Description: A collection of twenty billboards located in the southern region of Florida were anomalously painted over to display an advertisement for "laundry and tan by dado", an establishment located in Two Egg, Florida. The paint of "laundry and tan by dado" anomalously changes color. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2018 Location: Two Egg, Florida, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Billboards were replaced with unaltered variations, and the event attributed to ordinary graffiti. Preliminary investigation of laundry and tan by dado initiated under SCP-888-EX designation.

    Event Description: For three minutes all personnel aboard the USS █████ began screaming the phrase "remember fifty-five" before briefly being confused and returning to normal operations. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: The USS ██████ which was located at ███████ ███ █████████ at the time. Follow-up Actions Taken: [FIELD LEFT BLANK]

    Event Description: This event was transcribed for the Log of Extranormal Events. This event appeared on its own, and wasn't written by anyone. Date of Occurrence: 6/8/2018 Location: The Log of Extranormal Events Follow-up Actions Taken: The Foundation will view this entry, and subsequently delete it. Then, they will write up an actual event description regarding the actual anomalous event.

    Event Description: An event was transcribed onto the document known as "The Log of Extranormal Events" which described itself and how it came into being. Security footage of all locations capable of accessing the log show no personnel within a 1 meter radius of any device capable of editing the aforementioned log. Edit history of all computers shows that there was no edit. Date of Occurrence: 6/8/2018 Locations: All computers capable of accessing the Log of Extranormal Events and all locations of physical copies. Follow-up Actions Taken: The original text was marked as falsified within all copies of the Log of Extranormal Events and kept for reference.

    Event Description: Mascot costumes resembling familiar Disney characters spontaneously manifested onto all guests of Disneyland's "Mickey's Toontown" area. Each guest had also anomalously adopted the personality of the character depicted by their respective costume until the costumes demanifested at midnight local time, leaving guests in a wild, confused state. Date of Occurrence: July 7, 2005. Location: Disneyworld, Florida, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses and guests were amnesticized.

    Event Description: Six corpses, visually and genetically identical to former U.S. President Barack Obama, were discovered in a submerged cave by cave divers. All six corpses were wearing animal costumes. Autopsies revealed that all six individuals drowned, and perished two weeks prior to their discovery. Date of Occurrence: August 17th, 2017 Location: A submerged cave in Quintana Roo, Mexico. Follow-up Actions Taken: Corpses moved to Site-17, all witnesses amnesticized.

    Event Description: Twenty kakapo, representing approximately 24% of the extant members of the species, spontaneously combusted over the course of three minutes. Twenty kakapo chicks were found in the remains, genetically identical to the twenty deceased instances. Date of Occurrence: 9/04/2018 Location: Codfish Island, New Zealand Follow-up Actions Taken: Amnestics administered to all witnesses, and a brood of mature cloned kakapo were released to account for the disparity. Genetic testing of the chicks found them to be a hybrid of a kakapo and an unidentified species of parrot.

    Event Description: At least 1000 instances of plains zebra (Equus quagga) emerged from the opening of the volcanic cone of Shira, located on Mt. Kilimanjaro. Said instances descended Mt. Kilimanjaro and roamed the Kilimanjaro National Park for 2 hours before subsequently disappearing. Date of Occurrence: 02/23/1988 Location: Kilimanjaro National Park, Tanzania Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses to the event were given Class-A amnestics. Members of the organization known as the "Anomalous Zebra Collective", or "AZC", who attempted to ride the zebras out of the Kilimanjaro National Park, were interviewed for information on the AZC before being given Class-A amnestics. Mt. Kilimanjaro has been put under constant surveillance in case of anomalous activity.

    Event Description: A door was opened. Date of Occurrence: In a second. Location: Next door. Follow-up Actions Taken: The door was welded shut. Personnel are to be reminded that the entity within the room does not exist. The door is never to be opened. SCP classification is pending.

    Event Description: All personal within provisional Site-████-█'s life-support maintenance access tunnels reported hearing the voice of Agent ██████ ████ ████ from The █████ Project speak with distortion akin to being played over a speaker several inches from their ears. The content of said speech was calmly requesting staff to not engage in cannibalism despite there being no indication that anybody onsite had considered an act of that nature. The voice at several points attempted to use code phrases to convince staff that it was Agent ██████ ████ ████ but the codes were confirmed to be false codes given to D-███-██ while he was impersonating Agent ██████ ████ ████. Agent ██████ ████ ████ and D-███-██ had both died due to a train crash on the way to the The █████ Project command post before they could become involved in 1963. Date of Occurrence: 11/06/1966 Location: Provisional Site-████-█, █████ lake. Follow-up Actions Taken: SCP-████-█ denied any involvement with the event and as far as can be determined is correct. No unusual circumstances have been discovered in Agent ██████ ████ ████ or D-███-██'s deaths.

    Event Description: All doors within the University of Wisconsin's Music Hall led to what is currently assumed to be an alternate version of the Music Hall. All students who entered this alternate hall were considered lost when the effect ceased, until all missing students exited the university through the main entrance two months later. According to the students, they had all been absent for an estimated ten or twelve minutes. Date of Occurence: 12/4/1999 Location: University of Wisconsin, Wisconsin, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: Affected students amnestitized, cover story of a class field trip spread. School placed under a ten year monitoring period.

    Event Description: A ███████ brand washing machine owned by a 54-year-old woman produced the head of her deceased husband after she performed her daily wash-load. Her clothes were not present inside the washing machine, according to the woman's statement. Date of Occurrence: 02/█/2015 Location: Southend-on-Sea, England, UK. Follow-up Actions Taken: The woman in question was given Class-A amnestics and the washing machine was taken into Site-██. On ██/█/2016, the washing machine was destroyed.

    Event Description: During a snowstorm affecting Staraya Kuban, 50,000 bath duck toys were found along the shore. The ducks were found inside five plastic wire mesh bags and displayed no anomalous qualities. The ducks were taken to Site-██, where they mysteriously disappeared after five days of recovery when line of sight was broken for approximately three minutes. Date of Occurrence: 03/25/18 Location: Lake Staraya Kuban, Krasnodar, Russia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All civilians near Staraya Kuban were administered Class-A amnestics. A small search team has been sent in Krasnodar for any appearance of a similarly looking duck toy.

    Περιγραφή εκδήλωσης: Για περίπου μία ώρα το ψηφιακό κείμενο σε τυχαίες ιστοσελίδες παγκοσμίως μεταφράζεται στα ελληνικά και όλες οι προσπάθειες υποβολής του εγγράφου στα αγγλικά αποτυγχάνουν. Δεν υπάρχει συσχέτιση μεταξύ των ιστοτόπων που επηρεάζονται. Ημερομηνία: 09/01/18 Τοποθεσία: Διάφορες ιστοσελίδες Παρακολούθηση ενεργειών που έχουν ληφθεί: Καλύψτε την ιστορία μιας αποτυχίας του Μετάφραση Google.

    Event Description: During the decommissioning and deconstruction of Specialized Laboratory 4389-UC!S-11 in Research Sector 8-Alpha of Site-15, ███████ █████ began to experience what was later determined to be a stroke and died in the site medical ward. At the time no actual anomaly was found and operations proceeded as normal. In 1984, Site-15 underwent a routine casual scan which detected retro-casual ectoentropic interference in the events of his death which was confirmed by further scans. To this day the actual alterations made and the entity responsible are unknown. Date of Occurrence: 06/13/1977 Location: Site-15, Canada. Follow-up Actions Taken: ███████ █████'s family was told that he died in a civilian construction operation. Deconstruction was completed in 1978 despite set-backs. The event was extensively investigated but no more more information has been gained. It is theorized that the Foundation's methods of detecting these events are flawed and simply reading a false negative but similar malfunctions have not been noted. The records of Site-15 were examined but none of the tests run in the Specialized Laboratory 4389-UC!S-11 had any known retro-casual or ectoentropic properties.

    Event Description: Over a period of 23 minutes, Agent ███████ shrank to 5% her original height, before expiring due to low body temperature. No cause of this anomaly was found. Date of Occurrence. 02/27/2012 Location: Area 52, India. Follow-up Actions Taken: The next of kin was notified, and Agent ███████'s very small body was delivered for burial.

    Event Description: At 5:34 8:18 3:24 a time, all individuals were unable to deduce the current time for approximately 45 minutes, despite the presence of functional timekeeping devices. All individuals who reference the event, regardless of their involvement, are similarly unable to deduce the time it occurred. Date of Occurrence: 06/12/2010 Location: California, Pennsylvania, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: None.

    Event Description: Four new species of landfowl, with entire populations including a domestic breed, spontaneously manifested worldwide. Similarly, all members of the species Struthio Camelus Domesticus vanished, alongside all infrastructure related to their breeding and consumption. The memories of roughly 99.7% of the population were simultaneously altered, causing retroactive acceptance. Date of Occurrence. 01/18/2008 Location: Worldwide Follow-up Actions Taken: Distance communication between the 0.3% of the population whose memories were not altered are being intercepted and altered by a Foundation AI. Conspiracy groups are tracked down as they arise and administered amnesiacs. The four new species have been classified under a new Genus known as Gallus. Note: None of you know what you're missing out on. KFO was way better than KFC is or could ever hope to be.

    Event Description: A male high-school student attending [REDACTED] High School stated "Later nerds!" before entering into a classroom cabinet. After five minutes, an entirely separate student exited the cabinet. Neither the student nor any individuals present acknowledged the change. Date of Occurrence. 12/13/2018 Location: [REDACTED], Utah, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses administered Class-A amnestics, both the student and their relatives were administered targeted Class-C amnestics in regards to the student's disappearance. Cabinet was examined and showed no anomalous properties following the event.

    Event Description: During a prison riot, all pants worn by both inmates and correctional staff suddenly became ambulatory and attempted to free themselves from their wearers. After a period of 21 minutes, all instances proceeded to scale over the facility's wall and run into a nearby river. Date of Occurrence: 03/08/1990 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to all participants and witnesses. Cover story of a prison riot disseminated. Subsequent batches of clothing showed no anomalous properties. As per 01/13/2019 none of the anomalous pants instances have been located.

    Event Description: All individuals within a buffet restaurant proceeded to dance vigorously for several hours, until the restaurant's standard closing time. Once all individuals ceased dancing, they showed signs of severe lethargy and collectively consumed all food present within the restaurant, including food that was uncooked or otherwise inedible. Date of Occurrence: 01/0█/199█ Location: Bowling Green, Florida, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All individuals were administered Class-A amnestics. Following the event, three individuals required their stomachs to be pumped, and an additional seven showed signs of food poisoning. The restaurant has since been shut down by Foundation agents acting as health inspectors, and no further anomalous activity has been recorded.

    Event Description: In the cafeteria of Site-77, a researcher was walking to a table when they suddenly collapsed on the floor. Everyone else in the cafeteria turned their heads and vocalized "Bruh." in an unknown male voice. The researcher in question stood back up and said "That was shit, sorry everyone." Date Of Occurrence: 01/01/2020 Location: Site-77, Australia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All researchers were questioned, everyone who was questioned recognized the abnormality of the event, but could only refer to it as a "bruh moment". It seems only the researchers who were involved in the event were only able to describe it as a "bruh moment".

    Event Description: From 04:38 to 14:29 GMT the Galapagos Tectonic Microplate, located under the southeastern Pacific Ocean, spontaneously disappeared. Adjacent lithospheric magma anomalously retained pressure and did not liquefy or intrude into the vacuum, nor did the surrounding ocean water. At 14.29 exactly GMT a slight tremor of Magnitude 3 occurred in the area and the Plate returned to its original position. No further anomalous properties have yet been recorded. Date Of Occurrence: 09/10/2018 Location: Pacific Ocean. Follow-up Actions Taken: Seismic data of the event was wiped from global earthquake monitoring facilities. Further public mentions of the event are to be monitored for and acted upon as needed.

    Event Description: During the closed-casket funeral of 73-year-old Maurice Gibson, the coffin spontaneously opened and an entire Mariachi band climbed out one at a time. They performed a short piece before climbing back into the coffin which shut behind them. When opened by the wife of the deceased, it contained his body and nothing else unusual. Date of Occurrence: 01-07-2019 Location: Sunny Hills Funeral Home, Oklahoma, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Event passed off as a marketing prank for a local restaurant. Sunny Hills Funeral Home is to be placed under watch until 01-07-202█.

    Event Description: During a live performance, the skin of the members of the British band Kero Kero Bonito has started to slowly glow pink until reaching the color #FF91A4 (Salmon pink). Despite this the observers did not regard the occurrence as unusual. When later interviewed the observers have reported the hue to feel completely normal and natural. Date of Occurrence: 04-01-2017 Location: Singapore. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses have been administered Class-A amnestics, and all camera footage has been passed off as an editing trick to all professional footage and as a camera glitch to all homemade footage.

    Event Description: A resident of Cut Bank, Montana was reported to have re-materialized his breakfast at a local Denny's after not being satisfied with the meal. After finishing his meal, he was seen retrieving two seemingly uneaten pieces of toast and scrambled eggs from his mouth, despite eating the meal fifteen minutes prior. He was also observed spitting orange juice back into his glass. He then stormed out of the Denny's, yelling and throwing the meal at staff as he left. Date of Occurrence: 08-31-2008 Location: Cut Bank, Montana, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: CCTV footage depicting the event was taken in for study. The staff, resident, and any other witnesses to the event were administered Class-A amnestics. Further monitoring of the Denny's location revealed no anomalies.

    Event Description: All 15 employees in a meeting at ███████ Offices began to repeatedly punch themselves in the face for 37 minutes while saying "Why am I punching myself?" again and again until another employee opened the door to the room. Date of Occurrence: 03-20-2019 Location: An office building in Bee Cave, Texas. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-B Amnestics given to employees. ███████ Offices is to be monitored until 03-20-2023.

    Event Description: At 07:32 UST, an island appeared approximately 1,600 km off the eastern coast of South America. The island was measured to be 150 km2. The top half consisted of dense rainforest, while the bottom half of the island was a snowy tundra. Many different types of flora and fauna were found inhabiting the island, including several species of animals thought to have been extinct. Four avian anomalies previously in Foundation custody were also found to have been on island, constituting a containment breach. MTF-Lambda-4 ("Birdwatchers") successfully re-contained the entities. At 16:32, media circulated that the South American geologists could no longer locate the island. It was later found to have vanished from all radar and satellite images. The area is to be monitored for any further appearances. Date of Occurrence: 07-24-1966 Location: South Pacific Ocean Follow-up Actions Taken: All members of the South American geology team were administered Class-A amnestics. Amnestics were also administered aerially to any civilians on the east coast of South America who may have witnessed the event. Any photographs or satellite images taken of the island or its wildlife were confiscated by the Foundation for analysis. Information disseminated by the Foundation explained that a tectonic plate shift was responsible for the event.

    Event Description: All digital viewing of news outlets around a 15 km radius centered on ████████ Comprehensive School suddenly came onto a viewing of the moon landing with commentary from several Hollywood actors. Date of Occurrence: 2/██/2018 Location: Nottingham, England, UK. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestic fog applied over entire area affected as well as all digital recordings of the event erased or taken off streaming services.

    Event Description: All persons within a 30-mile radius of ████ Peters, a resident of Red Bluff, California who had been taken into Foundation custody on multiple prior occasions, manifested green crayola-brand crayons within their nasal cavities. Date of Occurrence: 3/██/2018 Location: Red Bluff, California, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A aerosol amnestics administered over entire affected area. Continued investigation of ████ Peters is ongoing.

    Event Description: Foundation agents embedded in the Boise Police Department were alerted to multiple claims of breaking and entering on ███████ Rd. around 6:48 am. At some point during the night prior to this, several neighbors had switched places with one another through unknown means. Upon waking up, affected individuals insisted they lived in the house they woke up in. Date of Occurrence: 1/██/2015 Location: Boise, Idaho, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Affected individuals administered Class-A amnestics and subsequently regained knowledge of their correct residence.

    Event Description: A civilian working for █████ ███ Corp. posted on social media concerning their work laptop being present at their desk, despite them taking it home the previous day. Analysis found the two devices were identical, including manufacturer serial numbers, hard disk content, and wear and tear. Date of Occurrence: 2019/02/26 Location: Derby, United Kingdom. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics. The duplicate laptop is in non-anomalous electronics storage.

    Event Description: Multiple humanoid entities holding shovels emerged from underground in an uninhabited area in the Mojave Desert. Upon reaching the surface, the entities claimed that they were personnel working at Site-129. Notably, no Site-129 has been built or is being planned to be built. Upon examination, the entities were shown to be identical to baseline humans in any way, despite not being on any official records. Date of Occurrence: 07/07/2019 Location: [COORDINATES REDACTED] Follow-up Actions Taken: Entities were detained and currently are under examination.

    Event Description: [DATA EXPUNGED] Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: 15 kilometers off the west coast of San Francisco, California, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: The city of San Francisco has been amnesticized and given the cover story of a minor earthquake. The SCPS Normalcy and MTF Delta-6 ("Archerfish") has been dispatched to the area under antimemetic shielding. All Foundation personnel are to be reminded that there is no island or other remarkable geological feature between San Francisco and the Farallon Islands.

    Event Description: 352 persons gained perfect relative pitch and were able to identify a .2 Hz change in frequency. Affected experienced physical pain when exposed to music, and were driven insane, constantly shouting about 'everything sounding wrong'. Date of Occurrence: 04/██/201█ Location: .5 square kilometer area in central Herdecke, Germany. Follow-up Actions Taken: Affected were deafened and amnesticized. Press reported fireworks incident.

    Event Description: A 4th grade student promptly turned into dust upon grabbing her school's front door's door handle on the first day of the school year. Date of Occurrence: 08/19/2019 Location: ██████████ Elementary in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. Follow-up Actions Taken: Door determined to be non-anomalous and appropriate cover-story disseminated. Witnesses administered Class-A amnestics.

    Event Description: A civilian particle accelerator experiment detected several muon neutrinos anomalously exceeding the speed of light, measurements of which were replicated soon after by follow-up testing. The event escaped Foundation notice until a public press conference coinciding with a paper published in Nature several months following the event. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/2010 Date of Public Information Dispersal: ██/██/2011 Location: Acerra, Italy Follow-up Actions Taken: A cover story was created regarding supposed flaws in experimental procedure, and Foundation operatives embedded within physics research institutions published high-profile rebuttals of the Nature paper. By mid-2012, the scientific consensus on the incident was that the measurement was inaccurate and the result of a faulty timing mechanism.

    Event Description: On the 27th of November, 20██, at 12:34, a large humanoid appeared outside of the city of Athens, Greece. Said humanoid closely resembled a human, with all the physical traits of a Homo Sapiens Sapiens, except for its size that reached 35 meters in height. The humanoid entity proceeded to walk towards the city, before it met with a significant portion of the city's police department, which tried to stop its approach. Date of Occurrence: 27/11/20██ Location: 15km outside of the city of Athens, Greece Follow-up actions taken: Foundation personnel arrived shortly after the entity's manifestation, but at the time of their arrival (12:45) the entity completely disappeared, with no apparent reason or outside stimuli. Class A amnestics administered to all police personnel present, and after an agreement with the Greek prime minister, all accounts of the event were erased from police records. Cover Story A67 ("Manhunt") was applied as an explanation for the Foundation presence on site.

    Event Description: The sound of rainfall and thunder was reported in Bald Knob, Arkansas, despite having clear weather. Six hours later, a rainstorm occurred that was completely silent. Date Of Occurrence: 9/24/2017 Location: Bald Knob, Arkansas Follow-Up Actions Taken: Footage of the event was confiscated, and social media posts related to the phenomenon were deleted, or else explained as a unique atmospheric and acoustic phenomenon. Samples of rainwater were collected, and meteorological analysis occurred during the next several rainstorms in Bald Knob; no anomalous properties were found.

    Event Description: All trains within the boundaries of New York disappeared for 3 seconds, before reappearing. All individuals were then teleported to their original destination, believing they waited and got off their stop as normal. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All footage recording the event was wiped. Class-A amnestics were administered to all witnesses of the event.

    Event Description An anomalously formed electrical storm appears over ███████ High School for 3 minutes. During this time, ████ █████, a local student, was struck by lightning an estimated 830 times. Date of Occurence: 10/3/2011 Location: Dinosaur, Colorado, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses administered amnestics. Cover story involving a power line accident disseminated.

    Event Description: No episodes of the sitcom Friends were made beyond season three. Viewing any episodes aired after "The One at the Beach" when taking mnestics shows that every recording is a single shot of a couch within Monica's apartment, with the six central cast members sobbing loudly. Most vocalizations are incoherent, but "please stop" is heard repeatedly. Date of Occurrence: Unknown, discovered by Dr. ████████ on 10/12/2018 Follow-up Actions Taken: As Friends is too embedded in the cultural consciousness standard information suppression was deemed nonviable. Instead the Foundation took Friends down from all streaming services and is currently recreating seasons four through ten to replace anomalous episodes.

    Event Description: An incorporeal mother and child wearing 19th century clothes were observed walking down a street. Several cars passed through the pair, although neither the vehicles nor entities were affected. Witnesses reported that the entities conversed with one another inaudibly, and made gestures towards unseen objects. They walked several hundred feet before entering a store front, upon which they both vanished. Date of Occurrence: 10/11/2019 Location: Middleton, Pennsylvania Follow-up Actions Taken: No agents were present for the event. The event was reported in local media with interviews, and has circulated on some internet paranormal sites with a short cell phone video. The video is of poor quality, and inconclusive to most viewers. Assigned agents have found the spectral phenomena to be non-recurring and of no threat to either the populace or Foundation security and secrecy. As such no further actions have been taken.

    Event Description: All personnel at Site-64 reported feeling a "slight warm pressure" for several seconds at 5:26 PM. This was corroborated by various pressure-sensitive anomalies, as well as thermometers and weight scales being triggered. Forensic teams discovered a tessellation of a small human fingerprint across every open surface within the site. Date of Occurrence: 11/11/2019 Location: Site-64, Oregon, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Police and Foundation records are being searched for a match to the discovered fingerprint. Personnel who were at Site-64 may take amnestics to erase their memory of the event.

    Event Description: A shockwave suddenly propagated starting at the geological North pole and followed a path identical to the International Date Line down all the way to the geological South pole over approximately 12 hours, also causing tidal waves that dealt mild damage to islands close to the shockwave; no source could be determined. Date of Occurrence: 11/13-14/2018 Location: Arctic, Pacific, and Southern oceans, as well as Antarctica. Follow-up Actions Taken: All known witnesses of the shockwave administered amnestic. Damage caused by tidal waves explained as an earthquake; restoration of Arctic and Antarctic ice is underway along with information about the cracked ice being suppressed.

    Event Description: All crosses in the town of ████ █████ levitated and reversed their orientation to be upside-down. Later analysis revealed variations of "Hail Satan" with various misspellings carved into the back of each cross with a short blade. These include "Hale Satan", "Hale Satin", and in one case, "Hyyl Sytyn". Date of Occurrence: 07/31/2008 Location: ████ █████, Iowa, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: As this event had no witnesses beyond one security camera in the ██████████ family residence, no amnestics were given. The security footage was confiscated for use in Foundation training. The event has been given a cover story of teen vandalism.

    Event Description: A glowing yellow intangible cube manifested 15 centimeters above the floor of Site-06-3's main kitchen. The cube was tilted at a 13º angle, and maintained an internal temperature of -3º Celsius despite the surrounding air temperature. Further tests with D-class personnel began and showed no other anomalous properties. The cube spontaneously demanifested after 43 minutes. Date of Occurrence: 12/02/2018 Location: Site-06-3, France. Follow-Up Actions Taken: None. It should be noted that three of the eight personnel who were in the main kitchen during the event have since developed skin cancer. It is currently unknown whether this has any connection to the anomalous event.

    Event Description: For 24 hours, any person entering the █████████ Laundromat would find themselves in a well-furnished Blockbuster video rental store. All reports stated that the titles of the films in the store did not correlate with any known films, some with titles in unknown languages. During the initial exploration of the anomaly, a letter was discovered at the front counter reading "I lost my job for this? They could have at least turned this place into an arcade or something." After 24 hours had passed the spatial anomaly ceased all activity and the █████████ Laundromat could be accessed once again with no signs of anomalous activity. Date of Occurrence: 08/12/2009 Location: █████████ Laundromat, Florida, USA. Follow-Up Actions: Due to the relatively new status of the building all individuals who witnessed the event were informed that the █████████ Laundromat was not complete and was currently being renovated from what was formerly a Blockbuster store. Note: The building in which the anomaly occurred was formerly a Blockbuster store, which was classified as defunct several weeks prior to the current occupation of the █████████ Laundromat. The locations of the previous workers are currently unknown.

    Event Description: During the 199█ Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the float featuring the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog was witnessed blinking and wagging its left hand's index finger. Anomalous behavior immediately ceased after 20 seconds of movement. Date of Occurrence: 11-28-199█ Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-Up Actions: Class A amnestics were given to everyone present on ████████ Street, where the anomaly occurred. Original footage was archived, and mock footage has been created as a supplement.

    Event Description: The skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex held in the main lobby of the Natural History Museum began emitting audio from the motion picture Jurassic Park. All 2 hours and 7 minutes of audio from the film was recorded, although all sounds attributed to the dinosaur characters were notably amplified. Very few witnessed the event due to the event occurring outside the museum's hours of operation. Date of Occurrence: ██-██-████ Location: New York City, New York, USA. Follow-Up Actions: Class-A amnestics were administered to the only two witnesses, two security guards.

    Event Description: At the crater of the Kīlauea volcano, a mass of confetti was launched 3 meters into the air, accompanied by the sound of a party horn. Confetti immediately turned to ash as it hit the ground. Date of Occurrence: 07-██-2017 Location: Island of Hawaii, Hawaii, USA Follow-Up Actions: A Class-A amnestic cloud was released over all cities surrounding the volcano. All recordings of the event have been censored and archived.

    Event Description: Foundation physicist Lloyd Darwell entered the 2nd-floor northern men's restroom at Site-35 at exactly 11:11:45, and exited two minutes earlier at 11:09:48. Darwell did not notice this at first and did not interact with his past self. The event was only later found due to a review of security footage to find information regarding an unrelated non-anomalous workplace incident. Custodian L█████ S████ was the only other individual in the restroom during the incident and claims to have suffered a large migraine at roughly 11:10 before falling unconscious and later being awoken by another custodian. Date of Occurrence: 12/13/2019 Location: Site-35, Canada. Follow-Up Actions Taken: No personnel are allowed in the restroom until it is determined to either have no anomalous properties, or is contained and given a suitable replacement. Until then, male personnel must use a different restroom. As a reminder, restroom breaks are not to take more than five minutes, including time taken in locating a restroom and traveling to and from it.

    Event Description: A lightning bolt spontaneously solidified mid-strike. The object immediately toppled due to structural imbalance, and shattered upon contact with ground. Shattered portions of the object were not found during a patrol of the area, and are believed to have dispersed into non-anomalous electricity. Date of Occurrence: 7/29/2015 Location: Altai Mountains, Siberia, Russia. Follow-up Actions Taken: Due to extremely low population density, no civilians are thought to have witnessed the event directly. Captured footage from two border patrol stations was seized, and employees exposed to footage amnesticized.

    Event Description: A large mass of termites entered a furniture store and proceeded to consume every piece of furniture before exiting. Date of Occurrence: 1/3/2020 Location: Unalaska, Alaska, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were amnestised and the store was cleared of debris. The cover story of a large-scale robbery was implemented, and the area is being monitored for additional manifestations.

    Event Description: A chest freezer began producing irregularly shaped ice after being disconnected from its power supply. The ice produced took the shape of English words, spelling out the phrase "Please help I am a freezer". Date of Occurrence: 1/13/2020 Location: ███████, New Hampshire, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: The freezer's owners were administered Class-A amnestics, and the freezer itself was confiscated under the guise of requiring repairs. Extensive testing failed to produce similar results, and the freezer was placed within Site-19's cafeteria.

    Event Description: The four heads on Mount Rushmore had changed to several different expressions before returning to normal state. The expressions had included winking, blowing a raspberry, one eyebrow raised, and a mouth into a screaming position. Date of Occurrence: 28/01/20██ Location: Mount Rushmore, South Dakota, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses and guests given Class-A amnestics. All security footage of the event was destroyed. Cellphone(s) which has recorded and photographed the event had been destroyed and had their SIM card removed.

    Event Description: CCTV footage shows a student absentmindedly tossing a water bottle from hand to hand. Upon overshooting and tossing the bottle behind them, as they attempted to grab the bottle, their arm was noted as extending to approx. twice its original length in order to properly catch the bottle. Body language suggests the sudden increase in length was both unintended and extremely painful. Date of Occurrence 2/4/20 Location: Sandwich, Illinois, USA. Follow-up Actions Taken: Student recovered and arm amputated. Student (and any bystanders during the event) amnesticized, reintegrated into school under the guise of a serious sports wound, and footage erased.

    Event Description: 37 Foundation custodians with some variation of the name “Howard,“ either as a first name (18), surname (9), or middle name (10), retrocausactively developed a permanent food allergy to eggs and cephalopods. All affected persons in the current baseline reality have now possessed the allergy from an early age, ranging from 0 to 4 years. Date of Occurrence: 02/06/2020 Location: Worldwide, although mostly centered in North America and Europe Follow-up Actions Taken: Allergen precautions have been increased in affected Foundation sites. As the affected employees believe they have always been affected, they are not to be informed of this event.

    Event Description: At 22:20, all buses within an approximate 230 meters of the London bridge had their exteriors changed to a white coloration. Buses then began to change hue, slowly rotating through the observable color spectrum for 25 minutes before fading back to their original coloration. Date of Occurrence: 07/8/20██ Location: London, England. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to the time of occurrence, very few individuals were found to have observed the event. A video taken of the event has been largely regarded as a hoax by the population at large, without need for Foundation intervention. Area is to be monitored for further activity until 8/9/20██.

    Event Description: For exactly one and a half hours, all staff at Site-97 spontaneously grew a second, far smaller version of their head on their right shoulder that did nothing but whisper cheese or dairy-related puns into their right ear. These heads could not be removed during the allotted time frame, and would only speak over any sort of audio distractions. After the one and a half hours passed, the heads all said in unison "If you wanted more cheese puns, then that's just "swiss"-full thinking! Ha, get it?! It's a cheese pun!" then proceeded to bud off from their original bodies and shrivel into piles of dust. Date of Occurrence: 03-02-2020 Location: Site-97, Alaska, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Entire site cleaned of dust piles created by anomalously formed heads. Cheese and dairy puns have been banned from Site-97 as staff used to be very fond of such jokes, which researchers suspect is what caused such an absurd event. Poster of claymation duo Wallace and Gromit has been removed due to the series' connections with cheese. Site-97 is currently under watch due to this event.

    Event Description: The pants worn by an unidentified man spontaneously burst into flames. Nearby patrons did not appear startled and instead simply collected available water and hurled it at the man's pants to quench the flames before returning to what they had been doing. Later investigation found that the man in question had been in the middle of a cell phone call with his wife, and had claimed to have been in a restaurant just prior to the event. Date of Occurrence: 3/6/2020 Location: █████ Bar, New Caledonia Follow-Up Actions Taken: Security camera footage from the bar on the night in question was reviewed, although no footage of the man in question could be found. A cover story involving a stunt for an online video series was circulated.

    Event Description: Two entities resembling humanoid fish were sighted at the base of a lighthouse. Said entities were observed attacking the base of the lighthouse with rudimentary stone weapons, while yelling in an unidentified language. A nearby civilian yelled out to the entities, who panicked and jumped into the ocean. Date of Occurrence: 3/9/1991 Location: █████ Island, Washington, USA. Follow-Up Actions: Witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics. Damage to the lighthouse was determined to be superficial, and did not require repairing. Surveillance of the waters surrounding the lighthouse have proven inconclusive.

    Event Description: Five emaciated red humanoid figures were spotted at the chain convenience store in ████████. Figures were observed by CCTV surveillance to pass through store aisles, becoming increasingly more distended. Ten minutes after their initial manifestation, entities vanished, and all items within the store were found to have vanished. Date of Occurrence: 8/14/20██ Location: Diamond Bar, California, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: Store employees and customers were treated with Class-A amnestics. Store was provided with two members of security who are to watch for additional manifestations until 2028.

    Event Description CCTV footage shows a two second flash of light being emitted from a single streetlight, eliminating all visibility. Following this, the street occupied by the streetlight underwent immediate congestion. Traffic eventually eased to average levels after three hours. Date of Occurrence: 2/17/20 Location: Palm Springs, Florida Follow-Up Actions taken: Area was to be monitored more closely following the event. No further actions are necessary at the moment.

    Event Description: Thirty percent of Bethlehem, Connecticut's population had their appearances altered to match that of former U.S. President James A. Garfield. Victim's memories were also altered to reflect this appearance change. The event was initially discovered when all employees at a local supermarket were discovered to all resemble James A. Garfield. Date Of Occurrence: 5/██/████ Location: Bethlehem, Connecticut, USA. Follow-Up Actions Taken: At this time, no follow up actions can be concluded by the local police or the Foundation. No further anomalous activity was reported in the area.

    Event Description: A subway-train spontaneously vanished shortly after derailment. Several months later, it was discovered by a group of paleontologists buried under several kilometers of rock. The train was severely damaged and no trace of the driver or 30 passengers were found. Date of Occurrence: ██/4/199█ Location: Toronto, Canada Follow-Up Actions: The paleontologists were administered Class-A amnestics, and the train was relocated to a Foundation holding facility. Families of victims were provided cover stories of a standard train derailment. Train debris and track were examined for anomalous properties, although none were present.

    Event Description: A subway train departed from ██████████████ Station in Los Angeles, California at 8:00. At 8:11 the train vanished from the tunnel and reappeared at ██████████ Station in London, England at 8:16. Upon reappearance, the train's appearance had morphed to match that of a London Underground subway train. Agents embedded in both Los Angeles and London established communications to quickly take control of the situation by establishing a perimeter around the stations and getting all who had originally boarded the train into Foundation custody. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/ 2020 Location: Los Angeles, California and London, England Follow-Up Actions Taken: All who had been aboard the train were interviewed, amnesticized, and taken back to Los Angeles, whereupon they were released. When interviewed, the train operator reported nothing out of the ordinary that could have caused the event. Camera footage from both stations was scrubbed. The train was removed and taken into Foundation custody where it has been monitored and studied for further anomalous properties. As of 4/19/20, none have been shown. Foundation personnel are currently working with UIU agents and British Occult Service officials to keep both stations under a 5 year monitoring period.

    Event Description: All known humans situated within the general vicinity of a suburb in Seattle, Washington temporarily lost bodily autonomy and invariably maintained their forward velocity for approximately 35 seconds. These bodies were unimpeded by obstructions, with individuals intangibly passing through nearby structures. After the event had subsided, all affected individuals regained autonomy and tangibility, leading to mass cases of suffocation, with exact casualties yet to be accurately determined. Date of Occurrence: 07/16/2006 Location: Redmond, Washington, United States Follow-Up Actions Taken: Widespread amnesticization efforts among affected individuals and families of victims were initiated. Heads of local groups of interest were queried for a potential explanation of the event's origins, to no avail. Notably, during this period, the networks of Microsoft, headquarters located in Redmond, Washington, encountered a brief outage.

    Event Description: A low-frequency pitch was reported emitting from all ground sewers within a city center. Occasional flashes of light were also observed by civilians. This frequency increased in pitch until all glass constructions within close proximity of sewer entrances suddenly shattered, causing an estimated $████ USD in property damage. Date Of Occurrence: ██/██/2015 Location: Livingston, California, United States Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class-B amnestics. Video evidence of the event has been confiscated by the Foundation. CCTV monitors were installed around area to ensure safety of citizens.

    Event Description: An entire mosasaurus skeleton materialized roughly 8 feet above the floor of █████ ██████████ Middle School, replacing all solid objects in space it occupied, though this was mostly ceiling tiles. The subsequent weight of this added mass and loss of structural integrity quickly led to the collapse of the western roof of the building. Date of Occurrence: 05/06/2020 Location: ████████, Colorado, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to quarantine measures already in place in ████████, the school was completely unoccupied and only two civilians witnessed the event, both of whom were administered amnestics. All video footage was recovered and replaced to match a cover story of unchecked mold growth and frequent rain leading to a roof collapse. The skeleton was found to have no signs of decay and was covered in fresh, recently-deceased mosasaurus tissue, and was moved to Site-███ for temporal-paleontological research and subsequent storage. The building is to be monitored until 05/31/2025 for future anomalous occurrences.

    Event Description: One Blatta orientalis (Oriental Cockroach) grew to a length of 1.2 meters within a civilian residence. The specimen displayed frantic behavior before fleeing the home and impacted by a passing pickup truck. The residents of the house then contacted the local authorities while passersby began taking photographs of the insect. Date of Occurrence: 05/06/20██ Location: ██████ ████, Iowa, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Foundation agents arrived shortly after the call was made and administered appropriate amnestic dosages after confiscating evidence of the event. Despite the efforts of Foundation entomologists, the cockroach perished due to breathing difficulties. Roughly 22 minutes after the cessation of life, the insect returned to average size while unobserved. The body was monitored for potential anomalous properties before disposed of via Site-██'s industrial incinerator.

    Event Description: A charred humanoid entity was seen on CCTV records logged in workplaces and industrial areas. Frequently observed to lay in a fetal position next to an indescribable organic mass for approximately five minutes before rousing and subsequently stepping onto the mass. Audio and video footage afterward damaged/deleted; corporate management denied involvement. Date of Occurrence: Unclear. Location: Worldwide Follow-Up Actions Taken: Interrogation attempts unsuccessful. Foundation agents have been embedded within areas of such occurrences posed as civilians. All records containing the event have been confiscated and transferred to Site-██ for further research. Amnestics have been administered accordingly along with regular information suppression tactics.

    Event Description: On 21/██/20██, A team of 31 researchers, sailing through the Drake passage on an expedition to Antarctica, sighted what seemed to be a surfacing submarine 10km away off the coast of Smith Island. The expedition team, confused as they hadn't been informed of any submarines in the area, attempted to contact via radio but to no avail. A look through binoculars indicated that it was a military submarine, of unknown design, displaying an unknown flag. Not long after, a bright light and thunderous roar were seen and heard as a supposed missile was launched from the distant submarine, and travelled in an easterly direction. The submarine sank back down under the waves and was not seen again. The expedition was called off subsequently. Date of Occurrence: 21/██/20██ Location: 6km NW of Smith Island, Antarctica. Follow-Up Actions Taken: The 31 researchers were interrogated individually and administered Class-A amnestics after. A covert foundation-led search team were deployed to the region to search for the rogue submarine, but found nothing after 14 months of searching. The launched missile, an SLBM, reached space and successfully deployed its stages. A single projectile, supposedly a warhead, was detected entering the atmosphere near Bouvet Island, but didn't detonate. Warhead and missile debris were never recovered. The file of this event remains in Site-██ awaiting further investigation.

    Event Description: The sky visible from inside Site-19 became pale red for 5 seconds, during which the text "SQUONKIPEDIA" in bold white lettering rapidly moved across the sky. Date of Occurrence: 09/12/2019 Location: Site-19 Follow-Up Actions Taken: None, due to all witnesses being Foundation personnel. The cause of this is under investigation.

    Note: No known organization or popular media element with the name "Squonkipedia" has been identified.

    Event Description All doorways and windows to Site-25's northeastern guard tower converted into impermeable opaque barriers and communication with the tower was lost. The event immediately ended upon a drilling attempt successfully breaching the floor. For the duration of the event, muffled shouting and construction noises were heard emanating from the inside, although all personnel rescued from the tower report instead hearing an "unearthly warbling" emanating from the outside. Date of Occurrence: 08/05/2020 Location: Site-25 Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to security concerns, the tower may not be closed for more than 24 hours. As subsequent investigations found no anomalous items or entities, no changes will be made to guard schedules. Further anomalous events relating to this location are to be reported immediately.

    Event Description: At 9:32am, an instrumental piece of music, lasting 3 minutes and 52 seconds, and with composition style resembling that of a national anthem, began playing from the geometric center of the ██████████████ Building of the ██████████████ University, prompting every person within hearing range to interrupt their current activities, stand up with their hand over their heart, and passionately sing along in an unknown language for the duration of the piece, after which they proceeded to resume their activities as if nothing had happened. Date of Occurrence: 03/11/2019 Location: Bogotá, Colombia Follow-Up Actions Taken: Security camera footage retrieved and destroyed, mock footage created to replace it. Witnesses interviewed. All witnesses involved retained clear memories of the event, but showed disinterest or outright aversion in discussing it. None of them seemed willing to mention the event unprompted, and when questioned about it either tried to deflect to other topic, claiming disinterest, or outright refused to discuss it. Amnestics proved ineffective in removing memories of the event. However, due to the unlikeliness of them deciding to discuss it on their own accord, and the destruction of the only footage of the event, amnestic treatment has been deemed unnecessary for the time being. Witnesses are to be placed on a 5-year observation period to detect any potential changes in their behavior and/or the self-containing nature of the event.

    Event Description: An as-yet unidentified woman, dressed in what witnesses described as "steampunk-style" clothing, was seen walking a live thylacine (Thylacinus cynocephalus) down a busy street. When approached, she was heard to warn the approaching person or persons away by saying, "Careful, she bites," in a Boston accent. After walking the animal for twenty-five minutes, she and the animal entered a taxicab, which promptly drove away. It is worthy of note that the thylacine is known to have been extinct since 1936. Date of Occurrence: 4/8/2020 Location: New York City, NY Follow-Up Actions Taken: Cover story of a promotional event for a movie shoot circulated. Through questioning of eyewitnesses, the Foundation was able to trace the woman's starting point to another taxicab at the intersection of [REDACTED]. Neither of the cabs has been identified, despite considerable effort. The cabs in question have not been found to belong to any taxi company in the city. Descriptions of the drivers have not been helpful, largely due to the fact that eyewitnesses were captivated by the strangely-dressed woman and her pet.

    Event Description: A public telephone outside of an abandoned grocery store began to ring. A young woman picked up the receiver and heard a heavily-distorted voice say, "Everything you thought you knew is wrong." When she asked what the voice meant, it answered by saying, "The world is not what you think it is." Further questions did not elicit answers, only similar phrases. After nearly three minutes, the woman hung up the phone in frustration. Date of Occurrence: 6/8/2020 Location: Miami, FL Follow-Up Actions Taken: Telephone in question examined and discovered not to be connected to any telephone lines. Investigation revealed that the telephone had not been connected since 2002 and is only still in place because of a dispute about who should be responsible for its removal. Interviews with the woman provided no useful details; woman was amnesticized. Telephone placed under observation for 5 years.

    Event Description: Every human (Homo sapiens) on Earth simultaneously lost consciousness for approximately one second. Recording devices left running during this period show that all affected people abruptly screamed for the entire duration of the event. Date of Occurrence: 7/9/2020, 3:23:42 GMT Location: Worldwide Follow-Up Actions Taken: Published evidence of event removed and edited, hoax websites developed to paint event as conspiracy theory.

    Event Description: A Western Rock Lobster (Panulirus cygnus) transmuted into a live human infant whilst being boiled alive. Date of Occurrence: 09/9/2019 Location: Geraldton, Western Australia. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics. A window at the Jefferson house had to be repaired. Autopsy revealed the DNA of the carcass was identical to that of an ordinary human. Remains of the infant were cremated and buried.

    Event Description: A team of seven archeologists attempted to open the sarcophagus of Cleopatra. Within the sarcophagus, no body was discovered; however, a single living bee had left the tomb after being opened and proceeded to escape. The location of the specimen is unknown at this time. Date of Occurence: 2/3/2018 Location: Alexandria, Egypt Follow-Up Actions Taken: Archeologists amnesticized. The public perception of Cleopatra's tomb is to be maintained as lost or currently unknown.

    Event Description: A woman got up from her table at a restaurant and walked directly toward the women's restroom in a straight line, passing through several other tables and diners in the process. Security footage of the event shows the woman appearing to wade as she passes through solid objects, as though walking through deep water. Date of Occurrence: 29/9/2020 Location: New York City, New York Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. Security footage copied for Foundation records, original files deleted. The woman was placed under observation for future anomalous abilities, to continue until 2025.

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    Event Description: A school basketball match between the Marymount School of New York and New Anglia international school. The only anomalous event related to this match was its location and date of occurrence. Date of Occurrence: 20/06/1969 Location: West Crater, Lunar Surface Follow-up Actions taken: Apollo 11 crew provided with Class-A amnestics. Footage of the landing edited and cut to remove all traces of the game. Students involved lost memory of the incident naturally.

    Event Description: All of the dogs in a local dog park were replaced by Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches (Gromphadorhina portentosa). Roaches were all the same size as the dogs that were replaced, and the effect lasted for about five and a half minutes before the dogs reappeared unfazed. Date of Occurrence: 03/12/2020 Location: Dog park in Revere, Massachusetts. Follow-up Actions Taken: All pet owners were given Class A Amnestics and all camera footage was seized by Foundation personnel.

    Event Description: Edward Jacobs, age 34, described as a tall and thin Caucasian man with short curly brown hair and pale green eyes, entered a single-occupancy bathroom in an antique store, but did not exit. The man who exited the bathroom was noticeably short and slightly overweight. His identification showed that he was Alex Wong, age 22. Mr. Wong was not in the bathroom at the time Mr. Jacobs entered. Witnesses could not recall ever having seen him before, but did not regard his presence as unusual. Date of Occurrence: 19-1-2021 Location: New York City, NY Follow-up Actions Taken: Alex Wong was detained and questioned. His testimony revealed nothing unusual, and amnestic treatment was deemed unnecessary. Cover story of a missing person enabled Foundation agents to obtain the owner's permission to search the entire store, even the areas customers are not permitted to enter. Edward Jacobs was not located and has been classified as a Person of Interest.

    Event Description: A young woman visiting an office building for a job interview discovered a male white rhinoceros wearing a security guard's hat. Staff in the building referred to the rhinoceros as "Jake." The young woman made a short video and uploaded it to the popular video hosting site [REDACTED], where it was discovered by Foundation web crawlers, prompting an investigation. Date of Occurrence: 2-4-2021 Location of Occurrence: Seattle, WA Follow-up Actions Taken: After being found to be non-anomalous, the rhinoceros was taken to a nearby zoo. The video was removed from the video hosting site. The young woman who made the video was interviewed, as were staff at the building. All staff assumed that the rhinoceros was a member of security staff and found nothing unusual about this. All involved were given class A amnestics.

    Event Description: A mannequin in a window display at a women's clothing store became a living woman. She maintained the pose the mannequin had been placed in, merely watching those nearby with mild interest. She remained in this state for 1 minute and 23 seconds before becoming a mannequin again. Date of Occurrence: 3-5-2021 Location of Occurrence: New York City, New York Follow-up Actions Taken: Uploaded photos and videos of the event allowed to remain in place. A cover story regarding a movie promotion was circulated. Staff at the store were interviewed. No member of staff recognized the woman, although most claimed she looked familiar.

    Event Description: After drinking a full 1-liter bottle of a generic soft drink, a teenage boy was able to belch the entire first verse of the Swedish national anthem in a single breath. Date of Occurrence: 3-10-2021 Location of Occurrence: Chicago, Illinois, USA Follow-up Actions Taken: The boy and all present when the event occurred interviewed and amnesticized. No useful information was gained. Note: No one had any Swedish ancestry, knowledge of Sweden beyond the most basic geographical information, or knowledge of the Swedish national anthem. When the song was played by one of the responding agents, none of those interviewed were able to recognize it. Yet another mystery we'll probably never be able to solve. - Dr. Malkin

    Event Description: Approximately all flags in Washington D. C. became the now-popular 'Gay Pride' flag. All instances of the US flag in the District disappeared, and were found the following day in the capitol building with a label reading 'Happy Gay Pride month! Sorry for borrowing these.' The object was scanned for fingerprints and video recordings were observed, the person responsible was unable to be located. The following occurred in 2019 on the same date to a similar effect, and the person responsible for the events was still unable to be traced. Date of Occurrence: 06-11-2009 / 06-11-2019 Location of Occurrence: Washington, District of Columbia Follow-up Actions Taken: The President of the US, all American political figures, and all present were given Class-A Amnestics on both occasions. Flags were removed and replaced with the modern incarnation of the flag of the United States before amnestics were administered on both occasions. Note: This happened to have occurred on both the Tenth and Twentieth anniversaries of the US's 'Gay Pride Month' holiday. Whoever did this sure likes the occasion. -Dr. Ypres

    Event Description: The words WONPON suddenly appeared in the night sky, seemingly made of out flames, for 15 minutes before disappearing. The source of the lights is currently unknown. Date of Occurrence: 7-03-2021 Location of Occurrence: Rama's Bridge, Indian Ocean Follow-up Actions Taken: Significant clean-up efforts deemed unnecessary, as most witnesses mistook the event for fireworks. Any individuals found to be spreading information opposite of this were amnestied, and evidence supporting the idea of fireworks has been dispersed among the population.

    Event Description: A man sitting on a bench in a subway station was heard to say something about having forgotten his phone. This was presumably in response to a smartphone at the opposite end of the bench. The man remained sitting, but another man completely identical to him stepped out of his body, walked to the opposite end of the bench, retrieved the phone, and returned. When the second man sat down, he appeared to merge into the first. Date of Occurrence: 4-13-2021 Location of Occurrence: Chicago, IL Follow-up Actions Taken: As this event happened very late at night, few witnesses were present. All witnesses described the event accurately, but seemed oddly disinterested, as though nothing out of the ordinary had occurred. As no useful information could be gained, witnesses were given low-level amnestic treatment. The man responsible for the event has been placed under Foundation surveillance until 2026.

    Event Description: An entry was submitted to the site which described an anomalous item which does not exist. The entry was submitted by a terminal which had ceased functioning several days prior to the entry's creation. Date of Occurrence: 5-23-2022 Location of Occurrence: Site-64 Follow-up Actions Taken: The terminal was removed from the SciPNET intranet connection and efforts to find the culprit are underway.

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    Event Description: A number of food items within a local McDonald's restaurant suddenly animated and restructured themselves to resemble a number of animals native to the area. The entities then proceeded to attack the staff before fleeing into the surrounding wilderness and disappearing. Date of Occurrence: 12-5-2020 Location of Occurrence: Blackfoot, ID Follow-up Actions Taken: All customers and staff present were interrogated and given amnestics, with the restaurant's manager going on record saying, "It was Carl's boys, I just know it! They're always pulling crap like this!" An investigation into the neighboring Carl's Jr. restaurant has since been launched.

    Event Description: An as-yet unidentified man removed his baseball cap, revealing a small purple cloud on top of his head, which had been completely concealed by the hat. The cloud floated away in what witnesses described as an unhurried manner. It has not been located. Date of Occurrence: 4-26-21 Location of Occurrence: Cincinnati, OH Follow-up Actions Taken: As neither the man nor the cloud could be located by the time the Foundation arrived, and there was no way to determine who had seen the event, low-grade amnestics were dispersed over the entire area via aerosol.

    Event Description: Known person of interest POI-11705 manifested a Glock 19 pistol and began to float in a standing posture. POI passed through the bottom of an elevated freeway as if intangible, emerged out the top and began to travel along the freeway, firing his pistol in the air while still intersecting with the freeway. POI made an abrupt upward motion while "dabbing" before exploding into fireworks. Date of Occurrence: 5/10/2021 Location of Occurrence: Los Angeles, CA Follow-up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics administered to witnesses. Cover story of an illegal firework show implemented.

    Event Description: Shortly after one woman entered an elevator in an office building, 13 copies of the same woman exited the elevator. According to witnesses, the women were completely identical in every respect and all answered to the same name. Six minutes and 47 seconds later, all but one of the women demanifested, leaving nothing behind. Date of Occurrence: 5-19-2021 Location of Occurrence: Austin, TX Follow-up Actions Taken: Witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. None of the witnesses regarded the event as unusual in any way, and seemed puzzled by interviewers' suggestions to the contrary.

    Event Description: For 0.0000002 seconds, the entire population of Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, was teleported to Monrovia, Liberia, before being teleported back; no body was harmed and there were no follow up effects on either Monrovia or Ho Chi Minh. Date of Occurrence: 2-22-1979 Location of Occurrence: Ho Chi Minh City and Monrovia Follow-Up Actions Taken: Due to the fact that it was a very short amount of time and that it was midnight in Vietnam, most of the civilians did not notice. Those who did were given amnestics; a cover up story was spread in Monrovia of chemical smog playing tricks on the mind.

    Event Description: An abandoned building became a pleasant, well-kept suburban home with obvious signs of habitation. Foundation investigation discovered that it was owned by a man named Edward Jacobs, age 32. He claimed to have lived there alone for 4 years, after his mother moved out to be closer to her ailing sister. When interviewed, neighbors corroborated his story. A search of public records discovered that no one with the last name Jacobs had ever lived in the area and there was no such person as Edward Jacobs. Date of Occurrence: 1-1-2021 Location of Occurrence: Suburb of Cleveland, OH Follow-Up Actions Taken: As the anomalous nature of Edward Jacobs's existence in the region appears to be largely unknown, he was allowed to continue living in his current location. His property has been placed under Foundation surveillance until 2026. At the time of writing, no further anomalous activity has been reported. Note: One of the clerks at the local courthouse spoke kindly of Edward Jacobs, calling him "a nice young man," even after showing us evidence that the property has been vacant since 2018. This kind of thing is above my pay grade. - Agent Walters

    Event Description: A group of male Eclectus parrots (Eclectus roratus) in a zoo were seen developing humanoid heads and reciting "a song about bananas". Security footage failed to capture the event, although the occurrence was corroborated by multiple witnesses. Anomalous group hallucination assumed. Date of Occurrence: 6/3/2021 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Follow-up Actions Taken: People known to be in the area of the bird enclosure were given low-strength amnestics.

    Event Description: An adult male western lowland gorilla (gorilla gorilla gorilla) entered a local playground and began to play on the equipment. Multiple children happily interacted with the gorilla as though it were another child, and were seen to be very friendly toward it. Nearby parents were reported to be disinterested in the gorilla's presence. After 7 minutes and 38 seconds, the gorilla entered a nearby public restroom, and did not emerge. No trace of the gorilla was found afterward. Date of Occurrence: 6/3/2021 Location of Occurrence: Cincinnati, OH Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses, both children and adults, were interviewed. Children did not appear to find the gorilla's presence unusual. Adults were disbelieving of the event, saying such things as "children have such imaginations." All witnesses were amnesticized, and the playground was placed under Foundation surveillance.

    Event Description: Two people ran in opposite directions, to see which one their dog would follow. Rather than following one or the other, the dog split into two identical dogs and followed both of them at once. When the two people returned to close proximity, the dogs merged back into one. Date of Occurrence: 6/6/2021 Location of Occurrence: Buffalo, NY Follow-Up Actions Taken: Video of the event had already been posted to social media by the time it was brought to the attention of the Foundation. The video was promptly removed and dismissed as a hoax. Witnesses were located and given amnestic treatment.

    Event Description: The top three participants in a bodybuilding competition had their muscle mass decreased by roughly 55% each, as they stepped on the podium. The only noted side effects were excess skin, and mental distress. Date of Occurrence: 10/6/2021 Location of Occurrence: Los Angeles, California, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Inspection of the locale, the podium, as well as all products (Tanning products, bodybuilding equipment, etc.) used by the competitors revealed no anomalies. Video recordings of the event were taken down, and all witnesses and competitors were administered amnestics.

    Event Description: Dancers onstage at a concert performed a series of elaborate movements which are anatomically impossible, including several that defied the laws of physics. Date of Occurrence: 21/6/2021 Location of Occurrence: Miami, FL Follow-up Actions Taken: As the event was being broadcast live to local TV stations, large-scale amnestic treatment was deemed useless. Fortunately for the Foundation, no members of the audience seemed to be aware of the anomalous nature of the dance, viewing it as some form of clever trickery. When interviewed, the dancers claimed to have learned the dance from an online video. However, the video in question could not be found. Investigation into the video is still ongoing, and the person responsible for making it has been classified as a Person of Interest.

    Event Description: During a record-breaking heat wave, a woman was heard to complain about how hot it was. An unidentified man immediately manifested in front of her and began to lecture her on how hot it was where he came from, frequently using the phrase "You don't know what real heat is." After 2 minutes and 17 seconds, the man de-manifested. Date of Occurrence: 2/7/2021 Location of Occurrence: Seattle, WA Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were interviewed and amnesticized. No witnesses were able to identify the man, and no one saw him arrive, leading to the conclusion that he manifested in place. A sketch was created based on the man's description, and he has been labeled a Person of Interest.

    Event Description: Population within a 2-mile radius of ████████ formed a seemingly temporary hivemind and restrained ██████████████. For the next hour and 37 minutes, they attempt to expose ██████████████ to multiple sources of bright lights ranging from lights from cell phones to 7000 Lumen Halogen lights while restraining and forcibly holding ██████████████ eyes open. Afterwards, the temporary hive mind had subsided, leaving connected members confused and disoriented. Date of Occurrence: 6/7/2021 Location: Noblesville, Indiana Follow-Up actions: All who were involved were interviewed, amnesticized, and taken back to their homes. ██████████████ was both interviewed and evaluated by a medical team, and was noted as being passive, compliant, and having slowed reaction times. Before being amnesticized, ██████████████ was confirmed to have gone colorblind (specifically Deuteranopia). Investigation of the home of ██████████████ is noted have a sizeable amount of sloth paraphernalia. Three members of the defunct MTF Iota-5 have been sent to observe the region for a 4 month time frame to ensure return to normality.

    Event Description: For a period of 24 hours, all printers and photocopiers located within Site-120 would only print the wikipedia.org webpage for Philosophy, regardless of given printing instruction. Date of Occurrence: 12/20/2018 Location: Site-120, Poland Follow-Up actions: Pages printed during the event disposed of.

    Event Description: A vending machine began dispensing nothing but SCP-2107, regardless of which button was pressed. After 26 minutes, the machine resumed normal operation. Date of Occurrence: 7-21-2021 Location of Occurrence: Eighth Avenue Station, New York City, New York Follow-Up Actions Taken: Instances of SCP-2107 rounded up and collected. A cover story of the machine being out of order was circulated, and the machine was confiscated. Amnestics were administered as necessary.

    Event Description: 3 empty plastic bottles began rolling up Monte Lauro at a speed of 2 m/s. 2 minutes later, they accelerated to a speed of 45 m/s. Once they reached the peak, they floated upwards at a speed of 25 m/s. Date of Occurrence: 3-12-2010 Location of Occurrence: Monte Lauro, Italy Follow-Up Actions Taken: Amnestics were administered as necessary. CCTV footage showing the beginning of the bottles' climb was removed and destroyed.

    Event Description: An as yet unidentified man purchased a bottle of water from a vending machine. Upon landing in the dispensing tray, the bottle became a large swarm of yellow jacket wasps, which violently attacked the man. 1 minute and 23 seconds later, the swarm dispersed. Date of Occurrence: 8-6-2021 Location of Occurrence: Lincoln, NE Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses amnesticized via aerosolized solution. Man treated at a local hospital. Hospital staff provided with a cover story. None of the wasps could be located when the Foundation arrived at the scene.

    Event Description: A woman named Elizabeth Simmons entered an elevator in a convention center late at night, and was the only occupant of the elevator at the time. However, a completely different woman answering to the name of Jessica Watkins emerged. Date of Occurrence: 9-1-2021 Location of Occurrence: Las Vegas, NV Follow-Up Actions Taken: Hotel searched under the cover story of a missing person. No trace of Elizabeth Simmons could be located. Hotel staff, convention staff, and convention attendees were interviewed, and no one remembered anyone named Elizabeth Simmons. All those interviewed remembered Jessica Watkins having attended the convention instead. Thorough investigation revealed no evidence that Jessica Watkins existed before the event. Note: This particular Jessica Watkins, that is. It's a relatively common name, but none of those found to have existed previously matched the woman's description. - Agent Thompson

    Event Description: All Foundation personnel viewing their work email accounts from 00:08:08 to 00:09:09 GMT reported observing the presence of several unusual messages from other Foundation staff, all of whom have denied responsibility. Analysis of security footage reveals no obvious discrepancies beyond the reactions of 15 affected personnel, most of whom either contacted technical support or reported a potential cognitohazard and requested immediate amnesticization. Two personnel violated proper procedures and attempted to record the contents of the emails to the best of their ability, though due to its perception-based nature the only extant record is one Post-It Note and its subsequent transcriptions. Remembered email subjects confirmed to possess no infohazardous properties include "Void Duty - Transfer Request", "SCP-2165 Autopsy Report", and several references to rain such as "Blue Rain Memo #004", "Rainfall Increase Data", "D.R.Y.S.N.O. Anti-Rain Cannon", and "Green Rain Memo Due? URGENT". Date of Occurrence: 09/28/2021 Location of Occurrence: Site-40D, Antarctica Follow-Up Actions Taken: All affected personnel amnesticized. Obtained data is currently undergoing testing for infohazardous/cognitohazardous properties. Email systems are online and no software issues have been detected.

    Event Description: A man appeared with a burst of white light and looked around as if confused. He asked a passerby who was currently the President of the United States, and did not appear to like the answer. He then asked who was King of England. Upon receiving an answer, he produced an item described as "a really fancy-looking phone" from a pocket, tapped on it briefly, and vanished in a burst of white light. Date of Occurrence: 9/30/2021 Location of Occurrence: Times Square, NYC, NY Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. Work with Foundation sketch artists produced sketches, but so far no one matching the sketch has been identified. Cover story of a publicity stunt for an upcoming science fiction movie has been circulated.

    Event Description: All paper documents listing anomalies ranging from SCP-6000 to SCP-6999 had all of its information expunged and replaced with "[ACCESS DENIED]". Date of Occurrence: 10/2/2021 Location of Occurrence: Site-65 Follow-Up Actions Taken: All affected documents have been replaced with backup documents from another Site.

    Event Description: All pills located in the city of ███████, New Mexico suddenly transformed into live pill bugs. Date of Occurrence: 10/3/2021 Location of Occurrence: ███████, New Mexico Follow-Up Actions Taken: All citizens with prescriptions of any pill medication at any point in time have been amnesticized. All doctors, nurses, and hospital staff have also been amnesticized.

    Event Description: Students and faculty preformed an entire average school day in reverse. All recordings of the event show any conversation or lecture being in reverse, as well as any physical action. Date of Occurrence: 08/17/2019 Location: ███████████ Community High School, █████ ████, Florida. Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were administered Class A amnestics. All students and faculty appear not to remember the event. ███████████ Community High School is to remain under surveillance until 8/17/2025. Notes: Watching people eat in reverse is unsurprisingly disgusting. I would recommend watching the recordings before eating. -Researcher Vance

    Event Description: 800 people in ███████ theater screamed at a frequency of 20000 Hz simultaneously, causing glass to shatter and interfered with all electric circuits within a 10 mile radius. Date of Occurrence 9/23/██ Location: Floorsville, Iowa Follow-up actions: Cause of anomaly never determined. Individuals in the theater exhibited no anomalous properties after event. Subjects administered Class-B amnestics.

    Event Description: A man entered a restroom, looking distressed and acting as though he was being pursued. After approximately 15 seconds, he dissolved into liquid and flowed down a nearby floor drain, leaving only his clothes behind. Date of Occurrence: 23-12-2021 Location of Occurrence: [REDACTED] Hardware, Cincinnati, OH Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses given amnestic treatment. Clothing collected for further study. Testing on the liquid absorbed by the clothing revealed it to be water from Lake Superior. Search of the pockets revealed $1.77 in various coins, one rather faded $2 bill, 6 small shards of obsidian, and a gift card to a clothing store that went out of business in 1996.

    Event Description: An unidentified man in the uniform of a delivery worker emerged from a solid wall in the restaurant of a five-star hotel. He was empty-handed and was not visibly carrying anything on his person, but insisted he had a package for [12 seconds of unintelligible noises, mostly involving the chattering of dolphins and miscellaneous gurgling]. When this failed to elicit a response from anyone in the vicinity, he repeated himself three times, using the exact same words each time. After no one responded, he shrugged and returned through the wall. Date of Occurrence: 22-2-2022 Location of Occurrence: Miami, FL Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses interviewed and amnesticized. Wall examined, found to be completely solid and non-anomalous. Security camera videos erased under the cover story of a malfunction. Recording of the noises made by the man taken for further analysis. Attempts to discover which business he was working for are ongoing, but made difficult by the fact that the only visible writing on his uniform is in an unknown and as-yet indecipherable script.

    Event Description: Files containing Foundation training videos had their contents replaced with much more unprofessional, lower-quality videos, consisting of individuals who allegedly are employed by the Foundation reading off virtual slideshows near-verbatim. On average, this quadrupled the duration of each training video. Date of Occurrence: 14/3/2022 Location of Occurrence: Site-79 Follow-Up Actions Taken: Files contained, with new versions of the videos loaded onto Site-79's servers from a backup. However, twenty individuals walked out of the training suite orientation was taking place in, citing frustration at having to watch a two-hour-long video on evacuation procedures (original video was approximately twelve minutes long).

    Event Description: All writing implements in a school classroom became unaffected by gravity. The effected items resumed their original state after 37 minutes and 24 seconds, when an as-of-yet unidentified woman outside the room sneezed. Date of Occurrence: 17 April 2022 Location of Occurrence: [REDACTED] Elementary, Columbus, OH Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses interviewed and amnesticized; security footage erased.

    Event Description: A dropped cheeseburger disappeared into the floor as if sinking into some form of viscous liquid. When an attempt to retrieve the cheeseburger was made, the floor was discovered to have resumed normal solidity, making recovery impossible. Date of Occurrence: 5 May 2022 Location of Occurrence: An In-N-Out Burger location in Los Angeles, California Follow-Up Actions Taken: Witnesses amnesticized; security footage erased.

    Event Description: Culinary staff of the Mercure Hotel began to capture surrounding instances of Rattus Rattus (Black Rat) present around the kitchen, dissected their bodies and incorporated their corpses and organs in various dishes. Customers were naturally horrified when presented with the aforementioned food, while waiters and all other employees were confused to their reaction. Staff eventually regained sanity two (2) hours later. Date of Occurrence: 29-JAN-1987 Location of Occurrence: Mercure Hotel, Lyon, France Follow-Up Actions Taken: Escaping customers tracked and amnesticized. Staff interviewed and tested for cognitive- and mental-disturbances; test results were negative, all employees were amnesticized. Dishes confiscated and incinerated. Establishment was monitored for three (3) years for further anomalies; none reported.

    Event Description: A telephone in a painting began to ring, with a sound appropriate to the style of the painted telephone. When a night watchman answered, a female voice asked for Tiffany, which happened to be the name of his daughter. When informed that Tiffany wasn't available, the caller announced that she'd call back later and hung up. Date of Occurrence: 22 May 2022 Location of Occurrence: Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York City, NY, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Since this occurred late at night, very little action was required. The night watchman was interviewed, and seemed to find nothing unusual about having a conversation over a telephone in a painting. Witness was amnesticized following interview and placed under Foundation surveillance in the event of further anomalous activity.

    Event Description: A plate of spaghetti noodles became animate and attempted to strangle a diner. Witnesses described the animate spaghetti as "absolutely furious", but were unable to articulate what gave them this impression. Despite its best efforts, the spaghetti was unable to do any damage, and became inanimate again shortly afterwards. Date of Occurrence: 16 June 2022 Location of Occurrence: An Italian restaurant in Fresno, CA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Review of security video revealed an unidentified man wearing a stereotypical chef outfit in the kitchen, dusting the spaghetti with an as-of-yet unknown substance. When interviewed, several members of kitchen staff were able to recall seeing him, but were unable to identify either him or the substance. The spaghetti, the tablecloth at the table where the event occurred, and the would-be victim's shirt, were collected for testing in hopes of identifying the substance.

    Event Description: The heads of all psionic, empathic and emotiokinetic humanoid anomalies within a 50 km radius of Columbus, Ohio, USA simultaneously detonated. As of writing, the total death count is ██, with an additional █ being treated for intense headaches and neurological damage. Investigation into the cause of this is ongoing. Time of Occurrence: May 2nd, 2014 Location of Occurrence: Columbus, Ohio, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: An investigation of Columbus, Ohio has been launched, examining events that occurred prior to and immediately following the incident, determining potential anomalous activity within the region, and interrogating all citizens of the town. Due to the scale of the incident, large-scale premeditated murder via anomalous means is currently believed to be the most likely cause. UPDATE - 9 May 2014:It was discovered that at 17:20 hours, one John Zimmerman returned to their home after ~10 hours of work at the nearby █████████ Corporation office building. Zimmerman described the work day as having been 'extremely rough'. Once home, Zimmerman proceeded to drop an entire plate of spaghetti on his shoes and subsequently stub his toe during the cleanup. It was determined that Zimmerman stubbing his toe coincided exactly with the deaths of the anomalous individuals. Zimmerman is also noted to have had a history of anger management issues. Zimmerman has been amnestized and enrolled within anger management courses by the Foundation via a front company.

    Event Description: A human corpse was observed to fall out of the sky. Corpse's appearance is an exact match with person of interest "Dan Cooper" or "D.B. Cooper," a plane hijacker who jumped from a Boeing 727 on November 24, 1971 carrying stolen money and disappeared. Cause of death has been determined as dehydration. Date of Occurrence: 13/08/2022 Location of Occurrence: Tina Bar Beach, Washington, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Corpse placed into biological storage. Witnesses amnesticized.

    Event Description: A drinking fountain dispensed mustard when activated for 7 minutes and 38 seconds, after which it resumed normal operation. Date of Occurrence: 12/8/2022 Location of Occurrence: [REDACTED] Middle School, Rochester, New York Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses were amnesticized. The fountain and attached plumbing were investigated and found to be non-anomalous. Investigation of security video revealed that the only camera with a view of the drinking fountain had suffered some sort of error 10 minutes prior to the event, rendering it temporarily non-functional. Other security videos show nothing of interest at the time of the event. The school has been placed under Foundation surveillance.

    Event Description: Possible CK-Class Restructuring Scenario have resulted in a total existential erasure of the Sultanate of Mataram, a constitutional monarchy located in the island of Java, Southeast Asia. In its place is the Special Region of Yogyakarta; an autonomous province part of the Republic of Indonesia, while the rest of its former territories become the provinces of Central Java and East Java. Date of Occurrence: 16-12-2021 (Date of discovery, actual event date unknown) Location of Occurrence: Indonesia Follow-Up Actions Taken: One of the major discrepancy noted during annual DEEPWELL catalog audit. All Foundation personnel, assets, and contained objects related to the country have been retroactively subsumed into the Indonesian branch. Discovery of the event by general public or GOIs have been deemed improbable due to the thoroughness of the change resulting in total lack of evidence besides the DEEPWELL documents. Containment deemed unnecessary.

    Event Description: At around 01:25 AM local time 36 motorists resting in a gas station were awakened and fell into paralysis until 06:00 AM. Eyewitness accounts reported a featherless avian-like entity breaking into the victims' vehicles in succession. The entity enucleated all 36 subjects before escaping into the forest at the conclusion of the event. Date of Occurrence: 29-08-1991 Location of Occurrence: Trans-Sumatra road, Indonesia Follow-Up Actions Taken: All subjects are anomalously resistant to amnestics and are all brought into standard human containment. Cover story of a fatal mass carbon monoxide poisoning followed by a gas station explosion disseminated. Entity is still uncontained.

    Event Description: Residents of a small town were blocked at local railroad crossing at around 3:20 PM local time lasting approximately 50 minutes to an hour. Lights were seen down the track and a horn was heard but no train ever arrived to cross. Date of Occurrence: ██/12/████ Location: ██████, Colorado Follow-up Actions Taken: All drivers at the location at the time of the event were administered amnestics and crossing barriers were reset. Count of trains running through the area was reduced by 1 to prevent any possible data inaccuracies brought by the false train.

    Event Description: All red river hogs (Potamochoerus porcus) and depictions thereof were replaced with similar specimens and depictions of an unknown species of hippopotamid called "squonks" or "Realsad boihours" for 38 minutes before reverting back. Squonks engaged solely in loud weeping during this time period, and all tears disappeared following the event. Date of Occurrence: 11/13/2022 Location: Philadelphia Zoo, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: As this occurred after closing, only █ staff observed the event, all of whom were amnesticized after questioning. Security footage has been confiscated.

    Event Description: During classes, a brick wall separating two classrooms vertically rotated along its longest horizontal axis over the span of 14 minutes. During this time, the wall was fully intangible. Items overlapping with the wall's spatial position upon it regaining tangibility were spontaneously teleported to the nearest available space. Date of Occurrence: 11/14/2022 Location: ███████ ██ █████ ████ School, Porto Alegre, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil Follow-Up Actions Taken: ██ schoolchildren and █ staff were amnesticized. All footage of the event, taken on 6 cellular phones, 2 digital cameras, and 1 portable film camera, was seized. No persisting spatial anomalies have been found with the wall or ejected items.

    Event Description: During the course of a highly classified espionage mission, plainclothes Agent ██ D██████ was approached by an individual who repeatedly and loudly introduced themselves as ████████ D██████-Y███, the supposed future child of Agent D██████. The individual proceeded to make a variety of crass, unlikely, and occasionally contradictory claims of future events, only 05.891% of which will occur, before violently kicking Agent D██████'s crotch with a steel-toed boot. Upon D██████ collapsing to the ground, their attacker spat on the agent and started becoming transluscent while saying "Fuck you, fuck your timeline, and fuck your kids. Sunday morning, December 14th, 2053, mom cries, [REDACTED] pays for your funeral services." The individual then disappeared. Date of Occurrence: 11/14/2022 Location: [REDACTED], Afghanistan Follow-Up Actions Taken: Agent D██████ sustained only minor injuries from his assault and is expected to make a full recovery. Saliva from his shirt has been analyzed and found to bear no close genetic match to D██████ or any high-ranking Foundation staff. As D██████ won't die until ██/██/206█, his attacker is assumed to have been sent by a hostile group of interest with false information to waste Temporal Department or Prognostication Department resources, and D██████ has been informed of this falsehood.

    Event Description: At the end of ███████████'s final day of business before being shut down, all eight mannequins in the store animated and ran towards the front display window before turning to face the remaining staff and patrons. The mannequins then linked hands and bowed synchronously before deanimating in positions normally impossible for their frames. Date of Occurrence: 22/11/2022 Location: ███████████, a clothing store in █████████, Michoacán, Mexico Follow-Up Actions Taken: Class-A amnestics were dispensed to all staff and patrons and all relevant security footage was seized. The involved mannequins have been contained but have not yet displayed any anomalous properties.

    Event Description: D-466622 had a dream in which ze interacted with several one-armed, one-legged, vaguely humanoid entities that referred to themselves as "gobs" and was offered a finite supply of free shoes in exchange for hir firstborn son. D-466622 agreed to these terms and immediately awoke under a pile of 73 left-foot Nike shoes of varying size, model, and condition. All dormitory cameras in view of D-466622 show the spontaneous appearance of these shoes between the frames 00:26:48.317 and 00:26:48.333 with minor air disturbances expected from a Type-III translocational mid-air displacement. Date of Occurrence: 05-12-2022 Location: D-Class Dormitory #B-SL401, Bunk C-40 Follow-Up Actions Taken: Testing showed all shoes to be non-anomalous. Due to the lack of matching right shoes and resulting redundancy, all instances were incinerated. D-466622 is sterile, and so is expected to experience no further interaction with the so-called "gobs". Standard Covert Former D-Class Monitoring Procedures will be conducted until 5 years after D-466622's termination of employment.

    Event Description: Eight individuals with no known similarities experienced grand mal seizures lasting exactly 128 seconds. Upon recovery, all eight reported having experienced roughly two minutes of the lives of random Tanzanian individuals across time periods ranging from 1875 to 2012. Experiences include traveling along the Ruvuma river, celebrating a friend's birthday, entering a refreshingly cool grocery store, giving birth, finishing and beginning to mail a letter to a long uncontacted friend, confessing to an undiscovered crime, purchasing a new vehicle, and tending to an unknown child's wound. Date of Occurrence: 08/12/2022 Location of Occurrence: National Museum of Tanzania, Dar es Salaam, Tanzania Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses amnesticized and footage seized. The eight individuals who directly experienced the event were amnesticized and released following extensive interviews and documentation of the experiences. As of ██/██/2023, four of the eight memories have been confirmed to be mostly if not entirely accurate via testimony from those who originally experienced the memory or various documentation.

    Event Description: For 26 seconds, all deaf and hearing-impaired individuals in Belo Monte felt an intense sense of paranoia and a feeling as though someone to the Northeast was watching them. Date of Occurrence: 08/12/2022 Location of Occurrence: Belo Monte, São Tomé and Príncipe Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses amnesticized. Relevant seismic data analyzed with inconclusive results. Agent with mild unilateral hearing loss embedded into population in case of future events.

    Event Description: A falling bowling ball attached to a rope as part of a physics lesson failed to lose any energy until class ended 16 minutes later, thus damaging the ceiling and giving one student in its direct path minor injuries. Date of Occurrence: 13/12/2022 Location of Occurrence: East Lyme High School, East Lyme, Connecticut, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: Roof repaired and incident misrepresented as a prank.

    Event Description: An unidentified man was crushed by a fallen piano from unknown origin. Witnesses claim that the individual crawled out from beneath the wreckage, proclaiming "Man, this week can't get any worse!". When said individual tried to leave, a second piano fell on him. No remains were found. Date of Occurrence: 04/11/2021 Location of Occurrence: Outside of █████████ Church, Indiana Follow-Up Actions Taken: All witnesses amnesticized. Debris was found to have no anomalous properties and was incinerated. Area under surveillance for future anomalous events.

    Event Description: All organisms in the kindom 'fungi' simultaneously ceased the process of decomposition for exactly 15 seconds before resuming their natural processes. Date of Occurrence: 03/03/2021 Location of Occurrence: Earth Follow-Up-Actions Taken: All civilian scientists know to have detect this event were administered Class-G Amnestics.

    Event Description: All 'Sharpie' brand permanent markers are replaced with nearly identical 'Super Skerple' brand permanent markers within 24 hours of being brought into any SCP Foundation Facility or territory owned by the SCP Foundation. This process occurs through anomalous means. Date of Occurrence: Ongoing since ██/██/████ Location of Occurrence: All Foundation Facilities. Follow-Up-Actions Taken: No action is deemed necessary.

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    Event Description: A woman attempted to jump to her death from the roof of ███████ Manufacturing Plant. She fell upwards into the upper atmosphere where she died due to lack of oxygen and exposure to cold. Date of Occurrence: 1/26/2022 Location of Occurrence: ████████, People's Republic of China. Follow-Up-Actions Taken: Corpse recovered, all witnesses amnesticized.

    Event Description: The 'Chaos Insurgency March' is broadcast on loop from all speaker and sound systems (electric and analog) within Site-17 for roughly 24 hours straight before ending, with no apparent cause. Many personnel become irritable, and employee morale is notably diminished as a result. Date of Occurrence: 1/20/2022 Location of Occurrence: Site-17 Follow-Up-Actions Taken: Higher broadcast and reception security instituted at Site-17

    Event Description: Locations of anomalous objects stored in Storage Site-82 were spontaneously "scrambled," resulting in increased difficulty in locating specific objects. Date of Occurrence: 2/2/2023 Location of Occurrence: Storage Site-82 Follow-Up-Actions Taken: Deployment of multiple Scranton Reality Anchors and increased surveillance.

    Event Description: 3 lampposts were replaced with Windows 10 error messages saying "Lamppost.STL not found". They subsequently disappeared 3 minutes later. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████ Location: Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.A Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses issued Class A amnestics. Lampposts were replaced.

    Event Description: ████ ███, a male subway passenger, aged 38, after exiting a train car, suddenly went pale, succumbed to a fit of coughing in which his eyes and nose began bleeding, and collapsed onto the ground in a seizure, before dying at a time of 3:15 PM, February 8th, ████. Autopsy revealed the man to be infected with every known pathogen and infectious disease, as well as several which had yet to be discovered at the time of the event, and several which have still not been identified to this day. Date of Occurrence: 2/8/19██ Location: 145th St. Subway Station, New York City, New York Follow-up Actions Taken: Cover story of a severe allergic reaction produced and disseminated. Area quarantined until all bodily contaminants could be cleaned. Body recovered and preserved for ongoing pathological study. Notes: "It really just raises the question: How… How did he get there?" - Dr. Blackstone

    Event Description: At 11:17 PM, the sound of a foghorn was heard from an empty room of an art museum. Investigation by the night watchman revealed the sound to have emanated from a display with a maritime theme, including paintings of the sea and various ocean vessels. The watchman also claimed to hear bells ringing and people talking in a language he was unable to identify. When he called out asking if anyone was there, all sounds abruptly ceased. Date of Occurrence: 1/31/2023 Location of Occurrence: Denver, CO Follow-up Actions Taken: As the only witness was the night watchman, very little follow-up was required. The watchman was amnesticized and surveillance camera video was erased. The museum was placed under Foundation surveillance in case of further anomalous activity.

    Event Description: Edward Jacobsen, age 29, emerged from a restroom in a subway station, claiming to have only been in the restroom for 10 minutes. His cell phone's clock function corroborates this claim. However, he had actually been in the room for nearly thirty-seven hours and his disappearance had been reported to police. Date of Occurrence: 2/13/2023 Location of Occurrence: New York City, New York Follow-up Actions Taken: A cover story of a sudden illness which confined Jacobsen to his bed during the time of the event was produced and disseminated. Subway staff were interviewed, but as no one seems to have been aware of anything out of the ordinary involving Mr. Jacobsen, amnestic treatment was deemed unnecessary. The restroom where the event occurred has been closed under cover of requiring renovation due to structural damage and placed under Foundation investigation. Jacobsen has been placed under Foundation surveillance in case of further anomalous activity. Note: Cases like this give me a headache. Sure hope we don't find he was messing with chronotech or some other nonsense he shouldn't have been. - Agent Harrison There is no evidence that Mr. Jacobsen was involved in anything anomalous. - Dr. Hannigan

    Event Description: A young woman visited her doctor, complaining of itching and burning sensations in the vicinity of her left shoulder blade. Examination of the area revealed a tattoo of several lines of an unidentified script resembling stylized pictograms of deep-sea creatures (including several that seem to depict creatures unknown to science). The young woman has no memory of acquiring such a tattoo, and no tattoo parlors within 50 miles of her residence has any record of such a design. Date of Occurrence: March 3rd, 2023 Location of Occurrence: Cincinnati, OH Follow-up Actions Taken: Photos of the tattoo were taken as evidence, and responding agents were authorized to use anomalous means to remove it. The woman and her doctor were interviewed and amnesticized. The script is currently being studied by Foundation linguists, in hopes of identifying and potentially translating it.

    Event Description A man was reported holding a cross and pointing it at a woman, screaming multiple prayers of exorcism in Latin. Upon saying the word "Amen," the woman spontaneously combusted, and nimbostratus clouds began to appear over the town, completely blocking out the sun and causing it to rain blood for 24 hours. The blood has not been identified and de-manifested after cessation of the event, and the man has not been located or identified since. Date of Occurrence 03/07/2023 Location of Occurrence ██████, Texas Follow-up Actions Taken: The town was amnesticized and videos taken during the event were removed from all media. The town has been placed under surveilance for further anomalous activity.

    Event Description: One Sus domesticus1 slowly transformed into a Megaptera novaeangilae2 over the course of fourteen minutes even after its death six minutes in due to the crushing of its organs under its own weight. Similar transformations simultaneously occurred with ███ kg of pork sourced from the same farm. Date of Occurrence: 2023-03-27 Location of Occurrence: █████████, Missouri, USA Follow-Up Actions Taken: All whale products removed and transferred to Site-25 for analysis. Amnestics distributed to ██ witnesses.

    Event Description: A non-anomalous specimen of Equus ferus caballus3 manifested behind a child at their birthday party. The aforementioned horse was only noticed by other people as the child turned around and saw it, and several individuals promptly called emergency services, alerting the Foundation to its presence. Date of Occurrence: 12/03/2023 Location of Occurrence: ████████, United Kingdom Follow-up Actions Taken: All witnesses were interviewed and amnesticized. The specimen was put into a nearby ranch, under the pretense that, as park rangers, the group had captured a wild horse. POI-████, who had made the birthday wish, was put under watch for any future developments. Note: Before we amnesticized the group, the birthday girl came up to me and thanked me for the pony. Guess wishes do come true, after all. -FA Thompson Cut the sappy shit, Thompson. Get back to work. I better not see any more notes from you until we get this mess in Vancouver cleaned up. - Senior Researcher Ivan Maddock

    Event Description: A farmer called the police to report a large and sudden appearance of light, when embedded foundation agents responded to the call and found a 5-year-old girl was found in the middle of a field, surrounded by a group of bright lights. When questioned, the girl said that "The angels saved me." It appears that she was physically incapable of reporting any other information regarding the situation. The angels demanifested shortly after, leaving a note behind. So far, the note has yet to be deciphered, but one of the agents who read it were able to understand it fully, and brought the girl to their wife, who has been able to raise the child. Date of Occurrence: 11/09/22 Location: ██████, Oklahoma Follow-up actions taken: The farmer was amnesticized and the girl was allowed to live with Agent I███ ██████'s wife. The family was offered financial support and are to be monitered 24/7 for potential danger from external forces.

    Event Description: Approximately [REDACTED] unindentified corpses were found floating in a circular formation in Lake [REDACTED], Central Java, Indonesia. Before the Foundation were able to mount any response, a GOC-Indonesian joint task force bombarded the site with heavy artillery, multiple airstrikes, several eigenweapons, and an orbital kinetic strike for the duration of 3 days. Date of Occurrence: 07/06/2007 Location: [REDACTED], Indonesia Follow-up actions taken: In cooperation with GOC, mass amnesticization and disinformation campaign was conducted after the event. Subsequent testing found no other anomalous event or item in the area.

    Event Description: All members of Site-19 gained temporary noospheric focus for the period of approximately 777777 microseconds. Date of Occurrence: 07/07/2017 Location: Site-19, [REDACTED] Follow-up actions taken: This event was not noticed until a scan by Foundation noospheric fluctuation detectors showed a massive surge in thought based focus at Site-19. This event is currently under investigation.

    Event Description: Intercontinental ballistic missile test resulted in the launch of a single firework, which flew out of the silo and exploded in the colors GoI-5869 ("Gamers Against Weed"). Original missile presumed stolen, location unknown. Date of Occurrence: 04/18/2023 Location: Missile Silo, Paektu Mountain, Democratic People's Republic of Korea Follow-up actions taken: Witnesses amnesticized. Event scrubbed from records. Investigation ongoing.

    Event Description: Whilst being escorted to his quarters, D-5810 suddenly vocalized “I’m just not sure it’s worth it anymore.” before spontaneously combusting. D-5810 was reported to seemingly be unaffected by the fire and to have maintained eye contact with all witnesses simultaneously before expiring due to smoke inhalation. Fire continued until remains were reduced to ashes. Date of Occurrence: 04/19/2023 Location: Site-322, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States of America Follow-up actions taken: Remains properly disposed of. No further actions deemed necessary.

    Event Description: For ten (10) hours and twenty-eight (28) seconds, the town of Zurich, Indiana, became a legal canton of the Swiss Confederation (Switzerland). Inhabitants manifested Swiss passports, reportedly spoke English and Romansch. An Indiana National Guard Armory was replaced with a Swiss Army Depot, protected by a force of Swiss soldiers equipped with Swiss vehicles. A small border checkpoint welcomed "Our American Friends and Neighbors." Foundation monitors reported the anomaly whilst observing a local Indiana television broadcast interviewing "residents of our shared border with Switzerland." Upon cessation of event, all anomalies returned to normal, with no apparent memory of the event in Zurich, Indiana. Notably, however, population of the town had increased by approximately 2.5% - all individuals so manifested were non-anomalous, but claimed to be of Swiss ancestry. The event was not remarked upon nor reported elsewhere in the United States, and the Foundation has found no evidence of Swiss awareness of the event - at least none after cessation of anomaly. Date of Occurrence: ██/██/██ Location: Switzerland County, Indiana, United States Follow-up Actions Taken: Inhabitants of Zurich, Indiana issued amnestics. News program reframed as a "Festive Holiday Prank" by locals of Swiss descent. Population records have been appropriately amended using the cover of an error within a birth certificate database.

14. #14

    Keys: Log of Unexplained Locations

    Foreword: This page is to be devoted to the documentation of low threat anomalous locations which have been discovered by the SCP Foundation over the years. Although all locations listed in this document warrant securing and cover-up measures, none of them are closely enough tied to an underlying anomalous cause or considered a high enough containment or research priority to warrant full Special Containment Procedure documentation. This list may be used as a resource should knowledge of these locations become useful or necessary in the future. – Doctor ██████ █████, Head of Containment, Site ██

    Unexplained Location UE-673264 Description School classroom where all geometric drawings have one fewer side than normal. Triangles have 2 sides but remain triangular, circles are points, and points [REDACTED] Date of Containment: 1984-06-24 Location: Room 4, St. Cedric's Primary School, Surrey, UK Security Protocol: Doors and windows bricked up, room fitted with intruder alarms.

    Unexplained Location UE-941712 Description A sphere 5 meters in radius. All humans who are caught in the sphere spontaneously vocalize, in English, "boy, I wish I had a nice cold Pepsi right now" regardless of native language or knowledge of the Pepsi brand. Date of Containment: 1968-02-29 Location: In interplanetary space, static relative to the Sun at approximately the same altitude and inclination as the Earth. Security Protocol: Due to the difficulty of studying this area astronomically and the erratic nature of the affected locations, modeling software capable of predicting future affected locations is still in development. Currently, mentions of the above phrase are monitored on social media, with amnestics distributed at the discretion of security personnel.

    Unexplained Location UE-404816 Description A 250493.29km² area encompassing the entire state of Michigan. All road work and/or road maintenance within this area take approximately 3 times longer to complete than what would normally be needed. Date of Containment: 1904-04-06 Location: Michigan, USA Security Protocol: None is currently needed, as residents of Michigan view it as a result of the state's unpredictable weather fluctuations.

    Unexplained Location UE-656688 Description A small industrial shed where the internal temperature is at a constant -273°C (0 Kelvin). Date of Containment: 2017-01-24 Location: Ayr, Ayrshire, Scotland Security Protocol: Shed purchased by Foundation and is now used for cold storage and thermodynamic experiments.

    Unexplained Location UE-867920 Description A treehouse behind an abandoned house. The words "SCP CLUBHOUSE" are carved into the wood. Inside are three boxes. The first box is labeled "106". A G.I. Joe's action figure crudely painted black is contained inside. The second box is labeled "682". The skeletal remains of a lizard are contained inside. The third box is labeled "999". A single cup of orange Jell-O is contained inside. Despite the possible containment breach this poses, nothing about the location is anomalous. Date of Containment: 2017-06-24 Location: Mississippi, USA Security Protocol: House and treehouse demolished. Boxes and contents are currently in storage. No further action is required.

    Unexplained Location UE-537968 Description An area of approximately 27 square meters where fire cannot exist. Any existing fire will spontaneously extinguish when it enters the area, and no substances will ignite while in the area. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Yosemite National Park, California, USA. Security Protocol: Foundation outpost constructed over the area and disguised as a ranger station. Structure designated a non-smoking area.

    Unexplained Location UE-345456 Description A 2m x 2m square of a swamp that causes an American bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeiana) to manifest on the top of the head of any human who enters it. This bullfrog vanishes upon exiting the area. Date of Containment: 2009-07-01 Location: ████████, Maryland Security Protocol: Property purchased and closed to the public.

    Unexplained Location UE-807488 Description A sound stage dressed with polystyrene rocks, replica of the Saturn 5 landing module and greenscreen backdrop. Props are marked in an unknown script. Date of Containment: 1969-06-21 Location: Sea of Tranquility, Luna Security Protocol: Disinformation campaign (currently self-sustaining).

    Unexplained Location UE-387168 Description A 4.9km square area of land, where the song "We Built This City" by Starship can be heard playing at ~115 decibels. The exact source of the music is unclear, but it appears to originate from the sky. The song repeats continuously, with no apparent end. Date of Containment: 19██-01-08 Location: Uninhabited land in south-western Libya, near the Algerian border. Security Protocol: Area cordoned off. Branded as toxic chemical waste site.

    Unexplained Location UE-521392 Description An abandoned building where every five years, approximately 1,000 non-anomalous typewriters from the early 1900's materialize. All textual documentation about the building appears in 12pt Pica font. Date of Containment: 2016-02-08 Location: ████████ Security Protocol: The building has been restored. Typewriters are sold online from a closed internet connection after being checked for anomalies.

    Unexplained Location UE-464176 Description A classroom located in Clayton High School, Tennessee. Looking through the windows of the classroom allows the viewer to see a large, amorphous black object in the sky outside the window. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Clayton, Tennessee, USA Security Protocol: Classroom barred from access under the cover story of asbestos contamination. Note: As of the 27th of July, 2016, the object appears to be getting either larger or closer to the window. Possible implications are unknown.

    Unexplained Location UE-175936 Description A spherical area 5 meters in diameter. Any human subjects located inside the sphere will experience visual hallucinations, viewing any space outside the sphere as a real-time view of the Martian sky and surface. All effects cease when the subject leaves the sphere. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Cardiff, Wales. Security Protocol: "Stars and Constellations Planetarium" front company constructed around the anomaly. Anomalous location contained in a "Staff Only" area.

    Unexplained Location UE-539040 Description An apartment in Australia. When objects which are either identified as vacuum cleaners or function as a vacuum cleaner enter the apartment, they then experience gravity at roughly one-hundredth its usual strength. This effect does not reverse upon leaving the apartment. Identified following news reports showing a man "gliding using a Roomba". Date of Containment: 2015-07-13 Location: Sydney, New South Wales Security Protocol: The apartment has been bought by a Foundation proxy company and is now inhabited by an agent.

    Unexplained Location UE-826208 Description A kitchen of average make and size, attached to an Italian fine dining restaurant. Any dishes listed as 'vegetarian' on the menu will spontaneously partially transform into meat, even in cases where the corresponding non vegetarian dish would not have contained meat. Date of Containment: 2017-05-01 Location: Jamestown, NY, USA Security Protocol: The restaurant was purchased and is currently used as a Foundation front and fundraiser. The word 'vegetarian' on the menu has been replaced with all capital letters, with the exception of a lowercase letter 'L' to simulate a capital I.

    Unexplained Location UE-252944 Description A 7.4 m x 9.2 m crater filled with a liquid of orange color. The liquid appears to be of the Fanta Orange company's recipe, and checks out as such when sampled. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Pandorae Fretum, Mars Security Protocol: NASA satellite imagery altered. Foundation personnel embedded within NASA are to redirect all missions planned and currently in operation away from the target area.

    Unexplained Location UE-251872 Description An exact replica of the Disneyland USA theme park as it appeared on July 16, 1955, constructed entirely of steel. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: The Moon. Security Protocol: All NASA images and public photographs containing the location edited. Internet activity to be continually monitored for information leaks.

    Unexplained Location UE-137440 Description A park including tennis courts, a play structure, and picnic area, with signs written in English. When exiting the park, if a subject leaves from the east entrance they will exit in ███████, CA, USA. Leaving from the west entrance deposits the subjects in front of an identical copy in ████████, Saitama, Japan. There is no west entrance in the Californian iteration and vice-versa. Date of Containment: ██05-██-██ Location: ███████, CA and ████████, Saitama Security Protocol: Both entrances have been closed for renovations, Foundation microfacility erected inside the park for shipping and security. Note: This zone has been used for years to transport objects, and we just made an entry now? - Dr. ███████

    Unexplained Location UE-270592 Description The interior of an ████ brand wardrobe. This space has been revealed to be approximately 2500x bigger than would be expected given its exterior dimensions, and is inhabited by a number of species of saprophytic molds, believed to subsist on the wooden paneling bordering the area. This paneling is presumed to be of unlimited thickness, as borings have provided no reliable limit to its depth. Date of Containment: 2017-03-██ Location: Determined to exist solely in extradimensional space. Wardrobe entrance relocated to Site-34. Security Protocol: Due to the pathogenic nature of many fungi inside, entrance is restricted to personnel equipped with Mark-III respiration equipment. Currently used to hold non-perishable equipment.

    Unexplained Location UE-194656 Description A set of approximately 78 stars in unknown locations that form a constellation that resembles the Foundation's main symbol (A large circle, with three distinct arrows pointing to the center). Despite this, the Founder and O5 Command have stated on multiple occasions that they designed the symbol before discovering this constellation. Date of Containment: 2015-02-23 Location: Directly south of the Gemini constellation. Security Protocol: Due to the extremely abstract nature of its depiction, no attempts have been made to contain the constellation.

    Unexplained Location UE-731552 Description An irregular area ~2.3km in diameter, from where two suns are visible in the sky. Date of Containment: 1998-██-██ Location: Kharan Desert, Pakistan Security Protocol: Cordoning of region, explained by nuclear testing.

    Unexplained Location UE-599472 Description A structure resembling an outdoor amphitheater, though lacking any form of seating. At irregular intervals, the curtain opens to reveal a group of robots with vaguely cephalopod appearances. These robots carry unidentified objects assumed to be musical instruments, and perform a tune on them before the curtain closes again. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Calisto, moon of Jupiter Security Protocol: Information suppressed. Foundation intends to send a rover to investigate when feasible. Note: Though our telescopes cannot actually hear the music, our attempts to recreate it from analysis of the visuals yielded results described as "pretty catchy."

    Unexplained Location UE-809632 Description An apartment building. A different view of the skyline of Paris, France is visible from each window. All views include the Eiffel Tower. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Paris, Texas, United States Security Protocol: Building purchased, all former residents evicted and administered Class-A amnestics.

    Unexplained Location UE-254016 Description A river which is missing a six meter segment. Testing has indicated that water will simply disappear at one point (Point Alpha) and reappear at another (Point Beta), with no evidence that the river exists in the six meter segment between the two points. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████████, India Security Protocol: The area has been surrounded by an electric fence, with signs warning against trespassing. Note: Analysis of the water flowing from Point Beta has revealed trace amounts of dust which appear to have originated on Earth's moon. MTF Gamma-4 is to be tasked with searching for any evidence of the missing segment on the Moon.

    Unexplained Location UE-689840 Description A 2.23 meter by 2.23 meter square area of ground. Once a human has stood on this area for 5 or more minutes, all humans encountering the subject for the next 120 hours will experience the olfactory hallucination that the subject smells of strawberries. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Plant City, Florida Security Protocol: A strawberry field is planted over the area and is sustained by the Foundation front company "Strawberry and Cantaloupe Plantations."

    Unexplained Location UE-405888 Description An island in the South Pacific Ocean, independent of other island chains. Highest elevation 2054 m, area 12.5 km². Known to have regular volcanic eruptions, but the resulting flow is a water solution of sodium acetate, carbon dioxide, and FD&C Red 40. A sound similar to that of a child's laughter can be heard during eruption events. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ██°██' S, ███°██' E Security Protocol: Area stricken from maps and patrolled to prevent people from approaching. Due to the remoteness of the anomaly, further action is unneeded.

    Unexplained Location UE-943856 Description A large grove of evergreen trees located at a high altitude. Plant life and inorganic material produce liquids anomalously. Disturbance of soil has resulted in the production of goat or cow milk, and striking rocks in the area has caused them to produce water. Pine trees in the area produce wine from their bark instead of sap. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Mount █████████, Greece Security Protocol: The area has been designated as a national wildlife sanctuary for a rare species of squirrel, and entry by civilians has been forbidden, with infrasonic repellents and a guard placed at the sole entrance to the grove.

    Unexplained Location UE-346528 Description A 4m x 5m x 10m x 7m area of space in which all objects appear to exist in four spatial dimensions. Date of Containment: 2014-05-17 Location: Santa Cruz de Tenerife, the Canary Islands, Spain. Security Protocol: A warehouse has been constructed around the location, and at least three guards are to remain on site at all times in order to monitor and guard it.

    Unexplained Location UE-271664 Description Both UE-271664-A and UE-271664-B are public restrooms located at two different gas stations in different countries. Both are constructed of the same materials in the same dimensions, and contain the same brands of toilets, sinks, and other bathroom fixtures. When an inanimate object weighing less than 2 kilograms is dropped on the floor in one bathroom, it will immediately disappear and reappear in the other bathroom in the same location. Date of Containment: 2012-04-04 Location: Portland, Oregon (-A) and Liverpool, England (-B) Security Protocol: Both locations have been locked up under the guise of being storage rooms, and new, non-anomalous bathrooms have been constructed. Standard Low-Threat Monitoring (LTM) equipment has been installed to detect re-emergence of anomaly.

    Unexplained Location UE-883424 Description An irregular volume ~500x300x250m, where only medieval French can be spoken. Attempts to speak other languages result in inability to exhale. Date of Containment: 2001-07-03 Location: ~1500m above 23°N, 271°W Security Protocol: Air flights redirected to avoid anomaly.

    Unexplained Location UE-327808 Description A country ranch. All buildings on the ranch and all matter contained inside them are an undifferentiated blue. Despite the lack of shading, color, and opacity contrast, humans are fully capable of discerning shapes and form within the affected areas, occasionally to a greater extent than they can outside the anomaly. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Fallon, Nevada. Security Protocol: Ranch purchased and closed to the public. Satellite images of the ranch edited.

    Unexplained Location UE-675408 Description Room 202 of ██████ High School. Entering this room would cause freshman student █████ ██████ to turn completely invisible, though his gut flora and all other microbes on his body, along with items on his person, would still be visible. This effect would cease upon exit. Date of Containment: 2012-09-09 Location: Bangor, Maine, USA Security Protocol: All witnesses were administered Class-B amnestics. Arrangements were made for ██████'s father to be offered a financially lucrative job in Albany, New York, causing the █████ family to move. Both he and Room 202 were placed under observation for five years; no new anomalies were discovered during this period.

    Unexplained Location UE-193584 Description An underground mine (about 2 kilometers deep) where it is constantly raining. The mine does not flood. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Arizona, through the edge of Utah. Security Protocol: All entrances blocked off, signs that state "Dangerous! Mines still active!"

    Unexplained Location UE-177008 Description A wooden shed in the middle of a field in ████, Iowa. Anything entering the door of the shed is transported to a hallway in the basement level of Site-35. Date of Containment: 1999-06-14 Location: ████, Iowa Security Protocol: 5 meter area around the shed barricaded with barbed-wire fence. Signs posted containing memetic amnestic agents to prevent unauthorized access. Site-35 personnel have been notified of the possible threat to security and additional security measures have been installed on-site.

    Unexplained Location UE-601616 Description An unnamed island (0.44 km²) in the Baltic Sea completely devoid of animal life. Land animals introduced to the island gradually lose survival impetus and typically die of dehydration within days. On initial containment, human subjects developed a flat affect within 15 minutes of exposure and became unresponsive to stimuli within two hours. A single subject eventually recovered when removed within 16 hours, although 50% of subjects failed to recover after 4.25 hours exposure (and expired without medical life support). This effect has decreased over time and as of 2018, these thresholds are estimated to have nearly doubled since initial testing. Date of Containment: 1944-05-08 Location: 54°57' N 15°32' E Security Protocol: Island is to be listed on nautical charts as a NATO weapons testing facility and to be surrounded by a 2 km exclusion zone. The Global Occult Coalition shall enforce the security cordon in accordance with the Köln Agreement. Note: Additional information concerning this location is classified 3/3457/Broken Horizon.

    Unexplained Location UE-540112 Description A roughly spheroid area, 10 m in radius, in which no water exists. A 5 m tall statue, depicting a humanoid with lepidopteran features, is located in its exact center. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: 5000 m below sea level, ██°██'██.█"N ██°██'██.██"E Security Protocol: Due to its isolated location, minimal security is necessary. Any expeditions to this depth of the ocean are to be redirected at least one kilometer away.

    Unexplained Location UE-868992 Description An area measuring roughly 10 m x 20 m x 17 m in which the effects of gravity are reversed. Entering the area causes an object to "fall" upwards until exiting the area 17 m above. However, since this would typically cause the subject to fall downwards, most objects become trapped in a cycle of exiting and reentering the space until managing to force their way towards the edges. Date of Containment: 1999-09-17 Location: Iquique, Iquique Province, Chile Security Protocol: A warehouse has been built around the location. At least two guards are to monitor it at all times.

    Unexplained Location UE-691984 Description A hospital. Security cameras will occasionally display humanoid entities possessing fatal injuries. Entities will stare at the camera, only moving to avoid interaction with others present in the room. These entities are not visible in the room and can only be seen through the cameras. After approximately five hours, entities will demanifest. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Farmington, NM, USA Security Protocol: Staffed by Foundation personnel, appearance of all manifestations is logged in Document UL-██-A.

    Unexplained Location UE-118720 Description An empty, cement schoolyard where every other year small-scale natural disasters occur. Disasters do not appear to be tangible, and have included a sandstorm and tornado. Date of Containment: 2017-06-21 Location: ██████████ Elementary School, ██, US Security Protocol: School has been purchased by the Foundation. Due to be torn down and blocked off from the public under guise of a violation of code involving proximity to power lines. Children and teachers amnesticized.

    Unexplained Location UE-14894 Description A small water park which houses a long black tube water slide labeled “The Black Hole”. Anything that enters the “The Black Hole” appears to exit through any other tube-like water slide in the park; the exit slide appears to be random. Date of Containment: 2017-01-16 Location: British Columbia, Canada Security Protocol: The park was purchased by the Foundation and labeled “The Black Hole” as under construction. Anybody who attempts or successfully enters “The Black Hole” are to be administered Class A amnestics and escorted out of the park.

    Unexplained Location UE-542256 Description A "Haunted Manor" theme park ride inhabited and operated by entities that claim to be ghosts. Entities are non-hostile and only wish to scare and entertain. Entities will attempt to keep their sentience a secret voluntarily. Date of Containment: 1967-03-12 (Public access granted 1969-08-09) Location: Buena Vista Lake, FL, USA Security Protocol: Due to high public knowledge of the building's existence, but not of the anomalous property, and financial backing and investment of the █████ corporation, the building must be under constant watch, and a stock of Class B amnestics be kept on site should secrecy be lost, and cover story A-13298, "False Rumor", be spread. The site should be condemned and demolished afterward.

    Unexplained Location UE-928135 Description An approximately circular area of land, with a diameter measuring ~4.5 km. The area will appear on any digital geographic modeling system as a real-time representation of an inhabited village, with a confirmed population in excess of 2000 individual members. All inhabitants seem to be fully sentient, but unaware of the nature of their existence. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Herefordshire, England Security Protocol: The area around the location is to be heavily monitored, and the area itself has been designated as landfill and waste processing. All major digital maps have been altered to avoid rendering the location.

    Unexplained Location UE-1072 Description A small town in Belarus. At approximately 13:30, between 1 and 124 residents will sing "Rosanna" by Toto. Instrumental portions will be mimicked by the affected residents. Subjects show no memory of this event. Date of Containment: 2013-04-13 Location: ██████████, Belarus Security Protocol: No less than 2 researchers are to be kept in the town to observe effects. No further action is to be taken at this time.

    Unexplained Location UE-815582 Description A small one story house. Sand continually flows in five-centimeter wide paths from underneath the doors of the rooms connected to the hallway - including a bathroom and two bedrooms - to other doors. No sand has ever been located or detected within the rooms. Date of Containment: 2010-08-24 Location: Miami, Florida Security Protocol: A single agent has been assigned to live in the house full-time and observe the anomaly for changes.

    Unexplained Location UE-479680 Description A housing estate measuring 50m x 35m, designed by Architect ███ █████ in 1986 but never inhabited. It is constructed in five spatial dimensions, explorations revealing paradoxical but consistent geometry. Date of Containment: 1987-02-06 Location: ██████████, Scotland Security Protocol: Purchased, and infrasonic repellents installed. Demolition request denied. ███ █████ now designated POI-5536.

    Unexplained Location UE-732624 Description A small shed where a strong odor of decaying bodies is permanently present. The odor can not be perceived outside the shed, and does not cling to clothing or other objects after they have been removed from the location. Date of Containment: 2008-09-06 Location: 4.3 km directly north of ████████, Sweden Security Protocol: Location purchased by the Foundation and walls constructed. Perimeter alarms installed on 09/24/2008.

    Unexplained Location UE-865776 Description A circular area approximately 46 meters in diameter. Gravity in this area does not conform to regular laws or models, lessening and partially reversing at points. Date of Containment: 1945-██-██ Location: Santa Cruz, California Security Protocol: Due to public popularity at the time of the confirmation of anomalous activity, location permitted to continue operating as "The Mystery Spot", a local tourist attraction. Every several years, theories are to be leaked through the scientific community as to possible causes for the anomaly, such as optical illusions or geographical positioning.

    Unexplained Location UE-866848 Description A 5m x 5m x 5m wood cabin with a single 1m x 2m closed window located in the center of one of the sides. No other windows or doors can be found on any other side. It is possible to see a humanoid figure standing in the middle of the area of the cabin with a single light bulb hanging on the ceiling, illuminating the figure. The figure doesn't move and the light bulb doesn't seem to be connected to any power source, although it is powered at all times. Date of Containment: 2001-02-27 Location: ████████, South Sudan, Africa. Security Protocol: Surrounding area is fenced off with two security cameras placed at one of the fences, facing the windowed wall.

    Unexplained Location UE-463104 Description A 6 square foot patch of land that is always shaded. It appears in the middle of a field with no sign of any objects that obstruct light. It does not shade people who enter, and only affects the ground. Date of Containment: 19██-09-27 Location: Granville, Ohio, USA Security Protocol: A Foundation-managed horse farm is currently surrounding the anomaly. A sign stating it is private property is kept outside of it.

    Unexplained Location UE-328880 Description A 3m x 3m area of empty land. Area is suspected to be void of light, appearing to be completely black from within the area. Whether or not the area is actually devoid of light is undetermined, due to difficulty of observation. Date of Containment: 2005-07-08 Location: Forsyth, Georgia Security Protocol: Surrounding area is fenced off and disguised as a stud farm. One Foundation Agent is to be stationed in a house near the premises.

    Unexplained Location UE-466320 Description A small indoor paintball field. Carrying a paintball marker inside the field causes a Heads-Up-Display containing an aiming reticle and score tracker to appear inside the wielder's vision. Date of Containment: 2002-03-04 Location: Multnomah County, Oregon, USA Security Protocol: Property purchased and closed to the public. All former employees and visitors administered Class-A Amnestics. Occasionally used for staff birthday parties due to Site-64 proximity.

    Unexplained Location UE-59360 Description A 3m x 3m x 3m area. Despite the surrounding temperature, there will always be 30 cm of snow on the ground. The snow cannot be brought out of the area. Date of Containment: 2016-02-04 Location: Mojave Desert, Nevada, United States Security Protocol: A 4m x 4m x 4m steel room has been set up around the perimeter.

    Unexplained Location UE-314448 Description A small town in Madagascar where any long time resident (10+ years) will spontaneously combust if they do not eat 5 kilograms of peanuts annually. This will not affect the resident if they are allergic to peanuts. Date of Containment: 2013-05-29 Location: Ambondromamy, Boeny, Madagascar Security Protocol: The town and surrounding area have been crop-dusted with Class-A amnesiac, locals have been given a strong government backing to invest in peanut crop production.

    Unexplained Location UE-179152 Description A ~15 x 19.5 x 17 meters area in Northeast England where no sound above ~2 decibels can be heard or recorded. Date of Containment: ██-██-20██ Location: Penrith, England Security Protocol: Building constructed around the area with an agent stationed permanently in a nearby farmhouse. Site currently used for sound experiments and low-level sound anomaly storage. Note: Very calming. -Dr. Lisiewicz

    Unexplained Location UE-616048 Description A stretch of beach from which a constantly repeating atomic explosion is visible. No sound or radiation is produced, and the explosion is not visible from any other location. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Bikini Atoll, Marshall Islands Security Protocol: Area cordoned off, and kept under constant surveillance.

    Unexplained Location UE-121936 Description An indoor paintball arena on █████████ Ave. Any amount of persons who enter and set up a standard paintball are joined by 4 male military style personnel (two per team). The men will give accurate and useful tactical instruction and advice to each team in order to achieve swift victory for their respected team. Date of Containment: 05-19-20██ Location: ███████, Pennsylvania, United States Security Protocol: Building and property were properly purchased and closed to the public under the report that rats had infested the "party area". Suggestion to use the location as an MTF training facility is pending approval. Note: Accepted. - Dr. Gears

    Unexplained Location UE-828352 Description Standard school classroom in which time passes 2x slower (e.g 30 seconds = 60 seconds etc.). Location was previously designated as a detention room. Date of Containment: 2017-05-02 Location: Downlands Community School, West Sussex, UK Security Protocol: Area cordoned off by Ofsted Foundation recovery team. Labelled as "unsafe". Note: Poor students. - Dr. Lewis-Wood

    Unexplained Location UE-348672 Description A 25m x 25m square area of rural countryside. Any breed of dog Canis lupus familiaris in the area will proceed to emit a sound similar to the popular TV character Pingu’s "noot" at approximately ~110 decibels whenever they bark. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████ district, Derbyshire UK Security Protocol: Area cordoned off and labelled as unstable ground with hidden security cameras in bushes around the area to monitor if the area's effects spread.

    Unexplained Location UE-613904 Description A street where any noise perceived by humans or electronic devices is followed exactly two seconds afterwards by an exact copy of the sound. The echo effect does not extend to sounds caused by the echo effect. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ██████ ██, Surat, India. Security Protocol: Road blocked off and removed from maps.

    Unexplained Location UE-178080 Description A room where all objects placed inside seem to be replaced by English words describing them. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ██████ Library, London, England Security Protocol: ██████ Library purchased by the Foundation and now closed to the public.

    Unexplained Location UE-676480 Description An area of roughly 7km² in which all precipitation takes the form of specimens of the Indian Red Scorpion (Hottentotta tamulus). Specimens are nonanomalous and instances which survive the fall typically perish due to inclement weather conditions. Date of Containment: 2007-10-17 Location: ██ km south of Area-██, Ellsworth Land, Antarctica Security Protocol: Due to its isolated location and relatively rare occurrence, minimal security is necessary. Outpost A██-02 has been established to allow for remote monitoring.

    Unexplained Location UE-735840 Description An underground hot spring with a constant surface temperature of approximately 98° Celsius. Of note is that the spring is not connected to any underground water system, and does not extend deeper than ~12 meters. The water in the spring is anomalously replenished at a rate of 0.3 cubic meters per minute if drained below normal water level. The spring is home to multiple previously-unknown non-anomalous species of thermophilic archaea. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████████, CO, USA Security Protocol: The Foundation has purchased 24 acres of land surrounding the hot spring and built a private cabin there, with the cave entrance disguised with a storage shed. The property has been fenced off from backcountry hiking and skiing, and two personnel are stationed at the cabin to perform research on the spring's native microbial life.

    Unexplained Location UE-600544 Description An area of exactly 50 cubic meters that contains 20 marble statues, similar in style to constructions from the Renaissance period, which are only visible from within the anomaly. Statues cannot be removed from the area by any known means, though they themselves are not considered anomalous. Date of Containment: 1957-08-10 Location: Near Milan, Italy Security Protocol: Land around location purchased, small museum constructed and staffed by foundation personnel. The location is open to the public as a gallery of little known sculptors from the Renaissance period, who are Foundation fabrications.

    Unexplained Location UE-690912 Description An apartment where loud screams can be heard by those under 12 whenever they try to sleep in the beds. The screams are said to come from under the beds, and cause those who hear it to believe that monsters are under the beds. Date of Containment: 2013-09-08 Location: New York, NY. Security Protocol: Apartment blocked off with tape. Tenants given refunds and amnesticized.

    Unexplained Location UE-315520 Description An elevator affixed to the ice with a placard above the doors that bear the words, "Department of Abnormalities". The doors themselves appear to have been welded shut and the button panel has been altered to no longer function. Date of Containment: 2019-██-██ Location: Antarctica Security Protocol: Area cordoned off and kept under constant surveillance.

    Unexplained Location UE-197872 Description A one-story ranch-style house. The walls of the house are integrated with a rudimentary circulatory and respiratory system; these systems maintain approximately 4000 human noses located on the walls. These noses have been observed inhaling and exhaling, and do not appear to require nutrition. DNA taken from the noses has not connected them with any person recorded in the Foundation genetic database. Date of Containment: 2007-03-29 Location: Milton, Florida, United States Security Protocol: The home has been purchased by a Foundation front company, and is currently inhabited by two security agents. Any unidentified persons approaching the house are to be apprehended, interviewed, and amnesticized.

    Unexplained Location UE-117648 Description A 2,700-acre campground. Every two weeks over ██ individuals will enter the campground for two days (between the ██th of ████ and the ██th of ████), what these individuals accomplish whilst inside the campground are unknown, as any information pertaining to the location is obscured and/or falsified. Attempts to enter the location during this two day time period have proven difficult, as any person/s entering the location who isn't a part of the original group of subjects who originally entered, will appear to go missing. Photographs sent from Mobile Task Force Zeta-9 ("Mole Rats") have been blurred and obscured immensely, however; the only photograph which has been proven somewhat identifiable contains the remnants of a large owl statue. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Monte Rio, California Security Protocol: A fence has been constructed around the perimeter of the observed effects. No personnel are to enter the campgrounds during the two day period. Any public individual attempting to enter the location will be arrested on sight, this same principle is to be applied to any subject attempting to enter during the two day period.

    Unexplained Location UE-485040 Description A small ice skating rink located in Fairbanks, Alaska. There appears to be people drowning under the ice despite there being no way the people could have gone there. New individuals appear every ten hours. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Fairbanks, Alaska Security Protocol: Ice skating rink bought and closed off to the public. Rink guarded until further notice.

    Unexplained Location UE-811776 Description A standard-sized wooden dog kennel, containing a small dog blanket inside. Within the kennel resides an incorporeal entity that appears to be roughly a canine. It behaves in a manner similar to that of a domestic canine. Date of Containment: 2011-08-27 Location: Houston, Texas, USA Security Protocol: An infrared camera was installed inside of the structure to track the behavior of the entity inside. Researchers are to report to the location daily to play with it to keep it cooperative.

    Unexplained Location UE-892000 Description A small beehive containing anomalous chocolate-producing stingless bees, located on a cultivated Theobroma cacao tree beside the parking lot of Site-19 Facility 23. The beehive was not noted to have existed prior to containment and the bees have been designated under the Foundation's expanded biological kingdom classification as Melipona cocoa. Date of Containment: 2019-██-██ Location: ███████, USA Security Protocol: As the bees are of the stingless variety and are limited to Foundation interaction only, no active security measures are needed to protect them from the public. Note: Researchers are advised not to disturb the bees without an adequate research proposal, as the bees are currently the only known colony of their species. If any researchers are caught attempting to steal chocolate from the beehive, they will be severely disciplined. - Facility Director Arthur Hackett

    Unexplained Location UE-4288 Description A 5.10 sq km (1.97 sq mi) area located at approximately 40°28′49″[REDACTED] and 84°37′46″[REDACTED] where unexplained weather phenomena occur or, in most notable cases, do not occur. An example of this includes an instance in 2011 when the neighboring town of [REDACTED] was hit by two tornadoes, while the anomalous area experienced mild winds. A similar occurrence happened as recently as 2017. Residents of the area have nicknamed the phenomenon "The [REDACTED] Bubble" and are accustomed to the relative safety the "Bubble" provides. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED], Ohio, USA Security Protocol: Currently, two Field Agents and their families have taken up residence in the area under the guise of local law enforcement in order to monitor the "Bubble" and its potentially hazardous influences on the surrounding towns. They are also to report all hazardous weather phenomena that occur solely within the area's boundaries.

    Unexplained Location UE-6432 Description An intersection where cars can only turn right. Turning the steering wheel of any car causes said car to turn right, regardless of the actual direction it is turned. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Osaka, Japan Security Protocol: The intersection has been closed off to the public. Due to its close proximity with Site-04, experimentation on this location is ongoing.

    Unexplained Location UE-525680 Description The [REDACTED] Memorial Library's third floor at Ohio [REDACTED] University may experience anomalous time-traveling phenomena. It is rumored amongst students that the large potted vine plant located in the center of the library's third floor causes time to pass quicker for students the closer they are to the aforementioned plant. Students who have attempted to study or write papers on the third floor have lamented on having spent hours there while accomplishing only about thirty (30) minutes worth of work. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED] OH, USA Security Protocol: Approval for follow-up research on the potentially anomalous properties of the third floor plant is currently pending.

    Unexplained Location UE-277024 Description A patch of land that, when a subject enters, a wooden chair will manifest at a random location less than 7 meters away from said subject. If a subject then tries to sit on the chair, it will rapidly disintegrate into sand. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Mojave Desert Security Protocol: The area was fenced off and is being guarded by security personnel from nearby Site-22.

    Unexplained Location UE-201088 Description A small mountain in the Australian Tweed Range. Plant life and topography in areas of the mountain not under direct human observation will occasionally rearrange to create fake hiking trails leading to dead ends or drop-offs. Date of Containment: 1994-07-25 Location: Tweed Range, New South Wales, Australia Security Protocol: Australian National Parks and Wildlife Service convinced to ban hiking in the area due to pre-existing indigenous significance.

    Unexplained Location UE-695200 Description A restroom in which on every April 1, the toilets will squirt cold water as one defecates. Toilet paper also will sometimes be replaced with sandpaper. Date of Containment: 1987-██-██ Location: Site-17 Security Protocol: A warning sign has been placed to inform staff that the restroom will be unavailable on April 1. The doors to the restroom are to be locked until the next day.

    Unexplained Location UE-66864 Description A large building that, when viewed from a distance of over 100 meters, will appear to be a large kangaroo. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Sapporo, Japan Security Protocol: A large barricade was built around the building and is being guarded by personnel from nearby Site-97.

    Unexplained Location UE-578521 Description A walkway where walking and running is impossible. All attempts to either walk or run will be held back by an unknown force. Currently, the only known means of moving on the walkway are hopping or rolling on one's side. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Ulleung-do, South Korea Security Protocol: A small Foundation outpost was built over the walkway. It is currently intact and is occasionally used for recreational purposes.

    Unexplained Location UE-468464 Description A point above the sea where a note written on a 10cm by 6cm piece of printing paper materializes approximately every hour. The note contains the following text (translated from Korean):

    I’ll be back in an hour.
    — Maria Jones, Director, RAISA
    

    The point moves vertically to stay approximately one meter above the surface of the water. Edit: Following land reclamation on ████-██-██, the point is currently located on land. Site-101 has been extended to the location. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Site-101, Dangjin, South Korea Security Protocol: All recovered notes are to be inspected and incinerated.

    Unexplained Location UE-254301 Description A D-Class holding cell that, when entered, a male can be heard sobbing from an unknown source. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Site-44 Security Protocol: An exorcism was performed and no activity has been reported since. Deemed neutralized and the entry has been archived. Note: The cell formerly housed D-8219 ("█████ ████"), who was repeatedly exposed to SCP-███. Residual haunting has been noted on its file.

    Unexplained Location UE-50014 Description Fifteen solitary confinement cells located within Block-█ of the █████-State Penitentiary which are unable to be illuminated by any known means. Date of Containment: 19██-06-04 Location: █████, U.S.A. Security Protocol: Site is currently used by MTF-████ to hold persons of interest.

    Unexplained Location UE-337211 Description A patch of land shaped like a five-pointed star with a golden tint. When facing Earth, the words “Good Job!” are visible on the surface. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Deimos Security Protocol: The location is being edited out of NASA-released footage of Deimos. Foundation web crawlers are monitoring the internet for civilian footage.

    Unexplained Location UE-679696 Description A diverging railroad track with a lever-operated switch. When more than 5 people enter the area around the track, the people will instantly demanifest and remanifest in the following positions:

    The person nearest to the lever will remanifest next to the lever.
    One other person will be tied to the branching track.
    All others will be tied to the main track.
    

    After completing manifestation, an unidentified trolley will manifest on the track before the switch and will start moving forwards at a speed that is always fast enough to kill everyone tied to the main track. Apparently, in cases where more than ten people are tied to the main track, pulling the lever will derail the trolley. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Oxford, United Kingdom Security Protocol: The area has been closed off to the public, and the track was jammed to prevent further casualties.

    Unexplained Location UE-676523 Description A large 16m by 9m rectangular patch of land covered with an unknown species of gray cyanobacteria that are able to change their brightness rapidly. An HDMI cable is present on one corner of the area. Normally, the arrangement is random and mimics TV static. When the cable is plugged in, the bacteria will act as a large black-and-white screen. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Duluth, Georgia Security Protocol: The area is being secured by assigned personnel.

    Unexplained Location UE-492018 Description A circular crater containing two large snakes of an unknown species, one significantly shorter than the other. The tails of the snakes are glued to the center of the crater and are therefore unable to move out of it. Both snakes slowly rotate clockwise inside the crater at constant speeds. The longer snake rotates once every hour, and the shorter snake rotates once every twelve hours. Date of Containment: 1972-04-27 Location: Apollo 17 Landing Site Security Protocol: Information expunged from public records. Foundation web crawlers are monitoring various sources for civilian telescope footage of the area.

    Unexplained Location UE-922910 Description Each year, in Boston Harbor on December 17 at 2:00 AM, a large vacuum sealed crate will appear floating in the water. The crate is made of an unknown metal and contains various teas. If not collected from the water by 2:30 AM, a tentacle only visible using infrared cameras will collect the crate. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Boston, Massachusetts, USA Security Protocol: Agents are to arrive at Boston Harbor on December 17 to collect the crate. The crate is to be reported as lost cargo to anyone that inquires about it and amnestics are to be used when necessary. Note: No crates have manifested since December 17, 2002. Anomaly has been deemed neutralized and archived.

    Unexplained Location UE-139584 Description A 424,074 km² area encompassing the entirety of the state of California as well as the town of ██████████, New Jersey in which calling the phone number "867-5309" will result in cardiac arrest exactly 7 days later. This anomaly is not known to have occurred at any time earlier than █████ ██th, 1997. Date of Containment: 1997-██-██ Location: California and ██████████, New Jersey Security Protocol: Memetic agents have been placed within local media outlets (newspapers, radio stations, billboards, etc.) which strongly dissuade anyone from activating the anomalous effects. Foundation agents placed within phone companies are currently attempting to make calling this number impossible.

    Unexplained Location UE-211180 Description Pedestrian crossing on █████ Street, a high-traffic road adjacent to █████ █████ Primary School. Anomaly is observed when crossing the road at the location and looking eastward. If a car is approaching, an indistinct humanoid figure manifests approximately 300 meters from the location. The figure runs onto the road in front of the car's headlights and reacts as if about to be run over, then disappears upon impact. Drivers do not see or react to the figure. Anomaly generally reported in low-light conditions (early morning, twilight, rainy weather, etc.). Exact frequency of occurrence is unknown. The highest number of sightings in a day is ███ on 1999-██-██, when █████ █████ students left the school grounds en masse to investigate rumours of a 'ghost'. Resulting disruption to school activities and traffic incidents brought the location to the Foundation's attention. Date of Containment: 2000-██-██ Location: Perth, Australia Security Protocol: Pedestrian crossing moved ███ meters from prior location under cover story of road improvements. Students and staff given counseling, medical attention and Class-B amnestics where necessary; drivers compensated for damage. No further sightings reported.

    Unexplained Location UE-223462 Description An area of farmland spreading across 100 acres. If one were to enter the area, they will suffer a severe third degree burn on any exposed part of the skin, regardless of temperature, weather, and health of the person. Date of Containment: 1998-5-29 Location: Tifton, ████, USA. Security Protocol: A two story house has been built in the middle of the land while the surrounding area is fenced off with a sign saying: "TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT."

    Unexplained Location UE-596962 Description Otherwise ordinary hotel in which doors seldom connect to the expected rooms, instead connecting to other rooms seemingly at random. For reasons that have yet to be discovered, this effect only occurs when entering a room that is not otherwise occupied. Leaving a room leads to the hallway directly outside the room, leading many of those affected to believe nothing unusual has occurred. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Paris, France Security Protocol: The hotel has been bought by the Foundation under a front company and is closed to the public. A cover story that the building requires extensive renovations to fit the needs of new management has been circulated.

    Unexplained Location UE-678306 Description A massive empty house seemingly in perfect condition. All persons in its proximity consider ever buying, selling, desecrating, or entering it to be completely unthinkable. Affected are always incapable of realizing the illogic in this, no matter the circumstances. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Boston, Massachusetts, USA Security Protocol: The location is benign, and its nature ensures no amnestic application is needed. Body mics and cameras on personnel in the area are configured to automatically record when in proximity for survey purposes.

    Unexplained Location UE-875585 Description A floor of a residential building where a pancake is perpetually present. The pancake cannot be removed by any known means, and removing the portion of the floor directly underneath the pancake will result in the pancake attaching onto the nearest undamaged floor until the original floor is restored. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED], AZ Security Protocol: The building has been bought and is being secured by personnel from a nearby site.

    Unexplained Location UE-314607 Description Room ██ on floor █ of ███ Hotel is 1/2in wider than external measurements would permit. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ███, USA Security Protocol: Room is to be continually marked as under maintenance and access is to be denied.

    Unexplained Location UE-527824 Description A book that is permanently fixed to the ground. The book appears to be thicker than it is wide, and scans have concluded that the entire book consists of approximately 10,000,000 pages. Only the front 1,000 pages are accessible from the surface. The contents of the book appear to be made of nonsensical combinations of English words. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Edmonton, Canada Security Protocol: The book was covered with a rock and bolted to the ground to deter civilian access.

    Unexplained Location UE-812848 Description A 9x15m room that can only be entered through a toilet in the second floor bathroom of the ██ Building in ███, Seoul, South Korea. The room itself is located on the side of a minor unnamed hill in northern Alaska, and appears to be completely sealed from the outside via 2cm thick stainless steel plating. The inside of the room is furnished to look like a stereotypical American living room, with the exception of a ladder leading from the floor to an opening in the ceiling of the room connected to the toilet entrance. Electrical appliances within the room appear to be powered through anomalous means. Date of Containment: 19██-██-██ Location: ███, Seoul, South Korea and ██████, Alaska, United States Security Protocol: The bathroom containing the toilet entrance has been sealed permanently, and the room has been covered in dirt. Both locations are being guarded by security personnel.

    Unexplained Location UE-947072 Description A small suburban home in which a 42 second segment of the song Völlig Losgelöst by Peter Schilling can be heard playing at a volume of 162.5 Decibels. Despite the incredibly high volume, the sound can not be heard outside of the house. The sound seems to be coming from somewhere in the kitchen, but the exact source has not been located. Date of Containment: 1999-01-07 Location: ████████ ██ ██, Spain Security Protocol: The house was purchased on 1999-01-07 and perimeter alarms were installed. An agent from the nearby Site-██ will be dispatched to administer amnestics in the unlikely event of intrusion.

    Unexplained Location UE-9648 Description A traditional thatched cottage of local design. Previously used as a shelter by locals, whenever the structure and the immediately surrounding area is left uninhabited, it relocates seemingly at random. No other anomalous effect has been discovered. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████████, County Mayo, Ireland. Security Protocol: It is currently used as a holiday home for Foundation employees who show outstanding commitment to work. The schedule has been organized such as that the structure is never uninhabited, thus preventing it from relocating.

    Unexplained Location UE-471680 Description A door in [REDACTED] High School, Anglesey, Wales that when opened goes into the lobby of the [REDACTED] Museum in Kingston Upon Hull, England. Date of Containment: 2019-09-25 Location: ████████, Anglesey, Wales Security Protocol: The entrance has been sealed off and disguised as an electrical outlet. Any subjects who had reportedly stepped through the door have been questioned before receiving Class-A amnesiac. No further action has been taken.

    Unexplained Location UE-528896 Description An area of land that, when entered, will cause all serotonin molecules to exit the body through anomalous means. Once a sufficient amount of serotonin has been collected, sand will rise from the ground and combine with said serotonin to form a cloud-like formation in the air. When observed for a period exceeding 5 hours, the cloudlike formation will collapse into a small rotating disk, and the central mass will start emitting light. After approximately 10 hours of observation, the disk will collapse even further into small concentrated spheres of serotonin-sand matter orbiting a large central mass. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Mojave Desert Security Protocol: Area has been fenced off and is being guarded by personnel from nearby Site-44.

    Unexplained Location UE-141728 Description A large metallic sphere with an approximate radius of 74m protruding from the side of a mountain. Due to its antimemetic properties, directly viewing the sphere will cause an inability to notice the anomaly, and said viewer will consider the sphere a natural part of the mountain. However, the effect does not extend to photographs of the area. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Indonesia Security Protocol: Covered with additional antimemetic shielding to make the effect extend to photographs. Existing records were expunged from the internet.

    Unexplained Location UE-948144 Description An area of roughly 0.6km² wherein any moving solid object produces a faded and intangible afterimage which persists for █ minutes and ██ seconds following initial apparition. Date of Containment: 03/12/1977 Location: ██°██' N, ███°██' E, Mongolia Security Protocol: Secured as part of nearby Site-██. Area used as firing range by on-site security and assigned MTF units for training purposes.

    Unexplained Location UE-731563 Description A circular area of land with an approximate radius of eight meters where the ground is made of solid graphite mixed with a small amount of clay. Analysis shows that the graphite extends down to approximately 1.5 kilometers below the surface with a pointed tip at the very bottom. The area is surrounded by multiple cedar trees arranged in a regular hexagonal pattern. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Ticonderoga, New York, USA Security Protocol: Area purchased and covered with soil. Site-02 was later built on the area.

    Unexplained Location UE-392528 Description A roughly spherical area with a radius of 42 meters where oxide layers on metals are unable to exist. All metallic surfaces that enter the area will have their oxide layers removed immediately. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Low-Earth orbit, 800 kilometers above Tokyo, Japan Security Protocol: Embedded Foundation agents are to reroute satellites and space missions away from the area to avoid cold welding of equipment.

    Unexplained Location UE-316592 Description A large clearing in ██████ National Forest. A hole located in the center of the clearing produces an item from an unknown source every 10 hours. Items produced from the hole are listed below:

    A small toy car
    Two models of the Empire State Building, stuck together with chewed gum
    A spherical lump of coal coated with peanut butter
    A balloon filled with argon gas
    An Ikea table set
    A 0.02m x 0.02m x 2m cardboard box
    A large cylindrical tank containing a single corpse of a honeybee
    A toy quadcopter drone without a controller
    Multiple IC chips glued together in the shape of a tree branch
    An old outdated map of the Greater Tokyo Area
    A vacuum cleaner
    

    [FURTHER ITEMS REDACTED: FOR THE FULL LIST OF ITEMS, REFER TO DOCUMENT UE-██████-L] Date of Containment: 2018-██-██ Location: ██████ National Forest, USA Security Protocol: The area is being guarded by security personnel. All items are to be collected and inspected for anomalies. The current number of anomalous objects produced is 0. Note: Personnel are allowed to take items for themselves after it has been tested for anomalous behavior.

    Unexplained Location UE-602688 Description Residential building where all items and furniture inside are transparent. All attempts to reduce transparency deemed impossible, and amount of items in the building is unknown. Date of Containment: 19██-01-04 Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA Security Protocol: Doors and windows barred up and fitted with 24 hour surveillance via CCTV, motion detectors, and alarms.

    Unexplained Location UE-198944 Description A cabin entirely made of fish resembling members of the species Carassius auratus (goldfish). When any sapient entity capable of vision enters the cabin, the fish will always look as if they are facing towards said entity, despite not physically moving. When multiple sapient entities capable of vision enter the cabin, the fish will prefer the entity that entered first. Date of Containment: 19██-██-██ Location: ███, Jeju Province, South Korea Security Protocol: Land surrounding the cabin purchased under the guise of a Foundation front company. A larger cabin was built around it to hide it from view.

    Unexplained Location UE-130839 Description A 380m cobbled section of Dolmansaxil St. south of Brontital Rd. The soles of shoes wear 50% faster while walking on this street. Discovered by retired Foundation researcher D. Adams, who noticed several shoe sales and repair shops along this stretch of road had a higher volume of business than could be explained by the local population and geography. Date of Containment: 1980-01-24 Location: London, England, UK Security Protocol: As this does not appear to have been remarked upon anywhere discoverable by Foundation investigators, no containment procedures are deemed necessary at this time.

    Unexplained Location UE-923666 Description The Lemuria Restaurant and Wine Bar. Necessary to complete the Great Journey. Any documentation of this phenomenon is always in a promotional tone, and have sentences sprinkled in about how we must finish the Great Journey. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Bonifacio Global City, Philippines Security Protocol: None, because we do not want to anger the people walking the path and they must complete the Great Journey. Note: GLORY TO LEMURIA!!! - Dr. Felteich

    Unexplained Location UE-394672 Description A large meteorite crater. When a human subject observes it from the north, it will appear as if the crater is convex upwards. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Iceland Security Protocol: The location is being guarded by personnel from nearby sites. Photographic data has been altered.

    Unexplained Location UE-697344 Description A large pile of volcanic rocks. When a subject comes in contact with the rocks, said subject will be unable to use English verbs for 5 years afterward. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Mojave Desert Security Protocol: The location has been fenced off and is being guarded by personnel from nearby Site-192. Note: Request for Field Agent ███████’s Spanish education has been approved.

    Unexplained Location UE-393600 Description A large pit filled with approximately two metric tons of confetti. The confetti collectively sings the song “Happy Birthday to You” when unobserved. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Dangjin, South Korea Security Protocol: The surrounding land was purchased by a front company. Due to its proximity to Site-101, the location is occasionally used for staff birthday parties.

    Unexplained Location UE-351888 Description A building that causes all animals that enter it to turn into a small peach. The peaches are retrievable from the outside since the effect only manifests upon complete entry. Notably, decay of the peaches occurs significantly slower when inside the building. They are otherwise non-anomalous. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Johns Creek, Georgia Security Protocol: The building has been purchased through front companies. One security guard is to monitor the area at any given time.

    Unexplained Location UE-519422 Description A large cabin comprised of pure oxidane. The manner in which the structure maintains a solidified state is unknown though it is theorized to be a telekinetic force exuded from a point in the Earth's upper asthenosphere. When any foreign oxidane comes into contact with the cabin, it will be absorbed into the cabin and be converted into items consistent with that used in suburban homes throughout the late 20th century. As of this current writing, all objects removed from the structure have evaporated after being brought over 5 Meters from the initial entry point to the cabin. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Inglin's Park, Connecticut Security Protocol: A 1.5 Meter electrified fence has been constructed surrounding the structure 0.5 Kilometers from the object.

    Unexplained Location UE-760460 Description A 13x13 meter area in which all metal alloys do not experience oxidation. Any metal alloys that leave this area will be instantly converted to a granulated substance composed of 50% sulfur and 50% potassium nitrate. Date of Containment: 2019-10-10 Location: Austin, Texas, USA Security Protocol: Area gated off through barbed wire fences fitted with intruder alarms. Currently under 24 hour CCTV surveillance.

    Unexplained Location UE-261520 Description A house in Sacramento, California where a small green parakeet flies across the same patch of sky and disappears every other Friday. Attempts to catch the bird have failed, as it will disappear after approximately five minutes. Attempts to interact with it have also failed due to it disappearing the moment it's touched. Date of Containment: 5-25-2016 Location: Sacramento, CA, USA Security Protocol: Residents seem to have no interest in the bird whatsoever, deeming containment unnecessary. Personnel who have witnessed the flight of the bird seem to forget the event after one day.

    Unexplained Location UE-768169 Description A room in the ███████ building of the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN). The door does not lead to the normal room's interior, but to the sun's core. The room's exterior walls do not seem to be affected in any way by the conditions on the inside, nor does the door or the rest of the building. Date of Containment: 3-21-20██ Location: Room ██, ███████ building, CERN, France-Switzerland borders Security Protocol: Normal door replaced with a reinforced titanium security blast door, windows covered with bricks, and a cover story about "the room being contaminated during a chemical experiment" leaked to the public. Note: Plans to send a probe through the door have been rejected by the Overseer Council.

    Unexplained Location UE-872246 Description A spot in the Hudson Bay with a 0.7km radius where gravity is 8% weaker than normal. Every year, this spot orbits around the coordinates 52°35''06.81" N 79°45''11.01" W from a distance of 0.5km and completes a full circle every four years. Date of Containment: 16/07/2002 Location: 10km North west of Weston island, Hudson Bay. Security Protocol: It still resides in the same area (52°35'06.81" N 79°45'11.01" W) and researchers have theorized it to be linked to the decrease of gravity in the Hudson Bay region, although this still remains unclear.

    Unexplained Location UE-143872 Description A two story house where all water on the property is always at 95°F (35°C), regardless of the conditions surrounding the property. Built in 1949, the house has had all plumbing replaced at least once, and as such the house itself is not the source of the anomaly. Date of Containment: 11/20/1959 Location: ██████████, Pennsylvania, USA Security Protocol: Under ownership of Dr. Marques, who resides there.

    Unexplained Location UE-740128 Description A one story rental log cabin that causes people inside to forget important items, such as wallets and phones, which leads to the person who left the item returning and then forgetting another item, causing subjects to return over and over until they are reminded about their lost objects. Date of Containment: ████-██-2017 Location: █████, Michigan, USA Security Protocol: The cabin is to remain closed at all times, with cameras around the building in order to prevent break-ins.

    Unexplained Location UE-664192 Description An area with multiple tall buildings made entirely out of flesh and bones. The material appears to originate from multiple species of Diprotodon, and are kept alive through unknown means. The size of the buildings range from 3 to 50 meters in height, and streets are placed between the buildings in an incoherent fashion. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [COORDINATES REDACTED], Great Victoria Desert, Australia Security Protocol: Due to the remote location of the anomaly, only minimal containment is required. Satellite photography containing footage of the location is to be altered.

    Unexplained Location UE-539894 Description A large hemispherical granite formation, approximately 100 meters in height. When a human subject comes into contact with the surface, said subject will undergo a psychological reformation, resulting in a full personality change. However, other traits, such as the subject's memories and identity, appear to be untouched. The altered personality always resembles that of the person who last came in contact with the surface. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED], Arizona, USA Security Protocol: The area is being guarded by personnel from nearby Site-██. Personnel are not allowed to come within 20 meters of the rock formation unless cleared by personnel of Level 3 Clearance or above. Note: The identity of the people affected by the anomaly prior to discovery is unknown; however, the personality of the last person (presumed civilian) affected before Foundation discovery has been analyzed, and efforts are being made to locate them.

    Unexplained Location UE-402859 Description An anomalous rectangular space approximately 4x5x4 meters in size that is constantly at a temperature of about 704ºC. On June 1st, 2023, celebrity ███████ ███████'s mansion mostly burned down as a result of the spontaneous development of this space's properties, as it was the kitchen. Date of Containment: 2023-06-02 Location: ███████, ██, USA Security Protocol: Proper amnestics given, and a cover story of an arsonist was disseminated. Land bought by Foundation for testing purposes and Area-511 built nearby.

    Unexplained Location UE-333883 Description An eight acre farm in which all vegetation was replaced with potatoes. Any vegetation brought in will be converted to potatoes. Any seeds will become potato seeds. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████, Spain Security Protocol: Superb Potato Company farms has been registered as the owner of the plot of land. Intruders are to be arrested and all plants are to be confiscated. Note: The potatoes are non-anomalous and delicious - Senior Botanist Castañeda

    Unexplained Location UE-487184 Description A restaurant named Burger Kingdom. Whenever someone attempts to cook in the kitchen, a voice will harshly criticize whatever meal is cooked. The more mistakes are made, the louder the voice will become. The highest recorded volume was 154 decibels. Date of Containment: 2003-03-05 Location: Ohio, ██████, USA Security Protocol: The restaurant is to remain closed and any offers to sell are to be denied. Trespassers are to be given amnestics and removed from the location.

    Unexplained Location UE-918651 Description A cornfield in which all known flora can be grown, including those that can not normally grow in that environment. The exception is corn, which cannot be grown in the area. Date of Containment: 1983-10-15 Location: Jamestown, Virginia Security Protocol: The area has been blocked off via a barbed wire fence. The surrounding areas are to be monitored for unauthorized use.

    Unexplained Location UE-129304 Description A large patch of land that, when any vehicle enters, will cause multiple small white rabbits to manifest above the vehicle every three minutes. The number of rabbits appearing at the same time is five on average, however manifestations of up to 20 rabbits at once have been observed. All rabbits dissipate once the vehicle has exited the area. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: [REDACTED], Malaysia Security Protocol: Task Force MY0253 (“Bunny Catchers”) are tasked with removing the rabbits on the area and administering amnestics to civilians who encounter the anomaly.

    Unexplained Location UE-169630 Description An In-N-Out Burger restaurant where the burgers seem to always be pink (uncooked), no matter how long they’ve been cooked for. Investigation of the kitchen has revealed nothing wrong with any of the kitchen appliances. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: A town in California. Security Protocol: Restaurant shut down under the guise of bugs in the kitchen. All workers were given amnestics. The customers naturally forgot about the anomaly on their own. Note: All In-N-Outs should be placed under surveillance in the event that another one has the same (or a similar) anomaly.

    Unexplained Location UE-268376 Description A back storage room in the former building of Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in ████, ██ in which if a Michael Jackson wax figure is put inside and left for ten minutes the figure will start dancing and singing, with audible backing vocals and instruments, any of the late singer's hits. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: ████, ██ Security Protocol: Witnesses were given Class-A Amnestics. Madame Tussauds has been moved, making the likelihood of an event occurring improbable. However, the room remains under surveillance.

    Unexplained Location UE-114527 Description A 20x10x4 kilometer region in the upper troposphere of Neptune. Every █-██ weeks, two equally sized squadrons of fighter aircraft, consisting of █-██ P-51 D-30 and Bf-109 K-4 aircraft respectively, will materialize on opposing long ends of the region and engage in aerial combat, with aircraft dematerializing shortly afterwards. No pilots have yet been observed. Date of Containment: 1989-08-27 Location: Upper Troposphere, Neptune Security Protocol: A small aerostat observation probe has been deployed above the region. No further containment is currently needed.

    Unexplained Location UE-825345 Description An abandoned wood shed that is filled with 150 Acer laurinum leaves approximately every 24 hours through anomalous means. This effect does not take place if there is no space available for the leaves to manifest. Date of Containment: 1997-05-17 Location: Nay Pyi Taw, Yangon, Myanmar Security Protocol: Destroyed in an earthquake. Testing has shown no anomalous effects.

    Unexplained Location UE-816064 Description A sidewalk where pedestrians are only able to walk while their eyes are closed. Attempting to walk with open eyes invariably causes said pedestrian to expel a large amount of liquid resembling vomit from the mouth via unknown means. The composition and appearance of the substance is completely unrelated to the contents of the affected person's stomach. Date of Containment: 2019-██-██ Location: Jeju, South Korea Security Protocol: The surrounding area was purchased and is being monitored for further anomalous activity.

    Unexplained Location UE-364675 Description An exact copy of a defunct kebab restaurant originally located in London, England. Exploration by autonomous drone reveals the inside of the building to not only be fully furnished but also fully stocked with restaurant supplies despite its location. The original building that the anomaly appears to be based on was shut down in 2004 and has shown no sign of anomalous activity. Date of Containment: 2013-11-14 Location: The bottom of the Weber Deep, Banda Sea, Indonesia Security Protocol: Foundation agents are embedded in various nautical research institutes to divert civilian research away from the area. The original restaurant has been bought by Foundation front company and converted into a safe house. Note: Radiocarbon dating done 2019-02-05 shows that the building is at least 4,000 years old.

    Unexplained Location UE-119221 Description A small lake that when frozen over, footprints will appear occasionally on the ice spelling out the name of a person that will die within the next five days. Date of Containment: 2017-03-22 Location: █████ ████, ID, USA Security Protocol: Snow is to be shoveled bi-daily. The location is also fenced off and labeled as private property. No security procedures are needed during late spring, summer, and early fall.

    Unexplained Location UE-490400 Description UE-490400 is a retail park that extends itself infinitely when an individual attempts to leave the area through the entrance gates. Witnesses describe victims "turning upside-down" followed by them vanishing, along with a persistent scent of plastic and gasoline. "Generated" extra stores in the extended version of the park are usually copies of existing stores, although these can deviate at times. Deviant stores include "Baker Food!", "Quiche Quiche Quiche", "The Long Way 'Round", "Mallwart", "Tobacco High School" and "This Is An Infinite Retail Park". Individuals that enter this area can leave by passing back through the gates. Date of Containment: 2015-██-██ Location: Madison, Wisconsin, USA. Security Protocol: Little effort is required to contain UE-490400's effect. A sign has been placed on the entrance gate's adjacent wall that promises a $50 fine for exiting through it. Cameras monitoring the gates capture any individual to enter the infinite section, who will be retrieved and amnesticized. Note: Who exits through the entrance anyway? - Dr Stuart

    Unexplained Location UE-282412 Description A basement where items that have disappeared within a 10 mile radius manifest. Date of Containment: 1987-06-05 Location: South Boston, VA, USA Security Protocol: The house above the location has been purchased by the Foundation. Items are to be disposed of after checking for significance in local crime. Tupperware and left socks may be disposed of immediately.

    Unexplained Location UE-700560 Description UE-700560-A and UE-700560-B are two areas of land within a 1km distance of each other wherein satellite imaging shows the presence of two non-existent structures, one of which has never existed (a large mansion in a secluded pasture, UE-700560-B), and one of which formerly existed, but has been demolished (an abandoned house located on a nearby side street, UE-700560-A). The latter, formerly existing structure was at one time an anomalous structure, however the structure inexplicably lost its anomalous properties in 2010 and was demolished the following year. Satellite surveillance shows minimal activity occurring at either location, but personnel on the ground report seeing neither the structures, nor subjects coming or going from these areas. Date of Containment: ████-██-██ Location: Walkertown, NC, USA. Security Protocol: The pasture land designated UE-700560-B has been purchased by the Foundation and is currently used as a surveillance outpost to monitor activity at either site, itself designated Site-B. Due to the secluded location of both sites and low likelihood of civilians being affected by the anomaly, no action against residents living in the area is authorized.

    Unexplained Location UE-561348 Description A collective designation for any "Jamba Juice" brand beverage chain operating inside the nation of Indonesia. All franchise chains appears to instill a memetic sense of "dread" and "terror" to approximately 0.005% of costumers who interacted with any of the instance. The effect cannot be removed with any treatment and subjects would often be driven into mental breakdown. Date of Containment: 2019-03-29 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia Security Protocol: As per 2019-07-03, the Indonesian Jamba Juice operation have been bought by a Foundation front company, which then shut down all 4 existing chains. A stand built and contained in Site-██ still exhibits the anomalous property.

    Unexplained Location UE-66328 Description: A Pokémon-themed store that sells t-shirts, plush toys, and plastic toys depicting different Pokémon from the series. Once purchased and brought outside the store, the purchased item will transform into a ball of light that reveals an item of the same type that was bought except it now takes the form of the Pokémon Ditto. Only merchandise of said Pokémon is immune to this effect. Date of Containment: 2018-12-20 Location: ████████, Japan Security Protocol: The Foundation has purchased the store and placed a front business in the place of the original store. The merchandise for sale has been sent into storage at Site-██, and all items related to the Pokémon series is prohibited from this area.

    Unexplained Location UE-773217 Description: The stall farthest from the entrance of a men's room in a ████████ brand movie theater that, when the door is opened, will automatically flush the toilet. Whilst the water is refilling in the bowl, the pelt of a small mustelid drenched in the blood of either a small rodent or songbird will rise into the bowl. Date of Containment: 2020-11-26 Location: ███████, Massachusetts Security Protocol: An "Out of Order" sign has been applied to the door, and caution tape has been wrapped around the stall. Any person who opens the door should be administered Class-A Amnestics, and the pelt should be checked for anomalous properties.

    Unexplained Location UE-824317 Description: Five square meters of land in the ██████ Desert of Nevada which, when stood in, will cause extreme vertigo and nausea until the affected individual is moved out of the area. Date of Containment: 2020-12-19 Location: ██████ Desert, Nevada Security Protocol: Small house built on top of the location, windows boarded up and door blocked.

    Unexplained Location UE-029305 Description: A crater (.5km diameter) in the Scottish highland, formed by a massive kinetic force converting into thermodynamic detonation. Interior is lined with plant detritus and ash. A badly damaged wooden door was discovered at the crater's center, with a note nailed to its front reading "KRUG KNOCK TOO HARD SORRY". Date of Containment: 2021-02-14 Location: 10km north of ██████████, Scotland Security Protocol: Note and door kept in containment, environmental restoration efforts underway.

    Unexplained Location UE-71135 Description: A LAN gaming center sponsored by GoI-078 (Arcadia). It’s a minor nexus for video game-based Anomalous Items and SCP objects and presents Nexuses’ qualities, including a population of ten people. Date of Containment: 2023-01-24 Location: Seoul, South Korea Security Protocol: Every Anomalous Object or SCP object not bound to the Nexus Confines is to be brought to Site-15 for analysis. The Foundation bought the site and it is kept as a center for the study of minor electronic anomalies.

    Unexplained Location UE-55984 Description: A cave in the small village of ██████, France with various cave paintings dating back as far as 2.3 million years. Among the drawings one would expect, several interpretations of figures in lab coats and jumpsuits standard to SCP Foundation personnel are present along with several crude depictions of the SCP Foundation logo. Date of Containment: 1997-03-03 Location: ██████, France Security Protocol: Due to the location presenting no danger aside from a small information breach, security is minimal. The parts of the cave containing the SCP related drawings are walled off to the public under the guise of being unstable. They are accessible to study given approval by one staff member of level-2 clearance or above. The remaining area of the cave is now operating as a tourist site "Special Cavern of Paris" as a low-maintenance form of income. Any members of the public caught trying to infiltrate the roped off areas of the cave are to be taken into custody, questioned, and then released after given appropriate amnestics.

    Unexplained Location UE-55112 Description: A small area of land at Montauk, New York was accidentally discovered on February 19 by Dr. █████ █. Hawley in which all photos taken depict a massive amount of compression, despite being roughly the same file size as a high quality image. Any photos taken within an area of around 50 square meters will display varying degrees of compression, ranging from 50 to 4 pixels per centimeter (ppcm). Additionally, the photos taken will not compress any organic matter captured in the image, resulting in an effect similar to focusing a camera on a single position. The affected area seems to shift every few hours, but stays within a one kilometer diameter circle. Date of Containment: 2021-02-19 Location: New York, United States Security Protocol: The area of land affected should be tested daily using Rettru Mini hidden Spy Cameras, positioned around the radius of land described previously. Access will be cut off via a cover story that sharks infest the waters around the land and that quicksand covers the entire beach; care should be taken to ensure no individuals wander into the anomalous zone, and even greater care not to release any media taken of the area. Any individuals who may appear are to be monitored to ascertain whether they are of any degree suspicious of the region and/or if they take any form of media away from the area. Should any media be taken of the region, the individual and any accomplices may be taken into custody, where the captured images and video will be deleted permanently via use of █████.█████.exe at Site-█.

    Unexplained Location UE-196224 Description: Island containing what appears to be a relatively small modern town, complete with signs of current habitation. Little information is available, as any attempts to actually reach the island result in the island appearing to move away from the observer, remaining at roughly the same distance regardless of speed. This occurs regardless of the method of travel used and will also affect air traffic. Testing revealed that the anomalous nature of the island will also affect skydivers. If multiple people attempt to reach the island simultaneously, all of them will experience the same effect. Location: South Pacific Ocean Security Protocol: As the island gets very little traffic and is effectively self-containing, security is nearly non-existent. Those experiencing the anomaly generally believe themselves to be hallucinating, often from exhaustion. This is facilitated by a misinformation campaign denying the existence of an unreachable island.

    Unexplained Location UE-237179 Description: Small, locally-owned thrift store. Contents are completely normal and display no anomalous properties. However, every item for sale was either lost or sold by Jane Edwards, a certified public accountant from Portland, OR. Worthy of note is that Jane Edwards has never visited the store or even the city in which it can be found. Items arrive at the store through a series of unlikely yet apparently coincidental events. Location: Galway, Ireland Security Protocol: Foundation personnel installed as employees of the store. Original owners and employees placed under Foundation surveillance. As the provenance of the items cannot be easily discovered by the public, no further security protocols are necessary at this time.

    Unexplained Location UE-234872 Description UE-234872 is a single bedroom hunting lodge. UE-234872 is constructed of pine wood and has tinted glass windows. The entire interior of UE-234872 is painted white and decorated in a minimalist style. UE-234872 is a Class B cognitive hazard and deteriorates the thalamus of any persons present. Date of Containment: 2017-07-2 Location: [REDACTED], Forest of Dean, [REDACTED] Drive, Christchurch, Coleford, Gloucester, UK, GL██ 7██ Security Protocol: UE-234872 has been purchased by the Foundation. All unauthorized individuals attempting to enter the premises are to be turned away and administered amnestic treatment if required. On-site security must wear non-Foundation clothing and be armed with concealed weapons.

    Unexplained Location UE-641092 Description: UE-641092 is a abandoned corn maze. Between October 1st and November 1st multiple small child like entities can be seen within the UE-641092. Date of Containment: 2013-10-8 Location: [REDACTED], Illinois Security Protocol: The land surrounding UE-641092 has been purchased. All unauthorized individuals attempting to enter the premises are to be turned away and administered amnestic treatment if required.

    Unexplained Location UE-561967 Description: UE-561967 is a small village and is constructed in the Western Rustic style used for structures in the western United States, dated early to mid-1800s. Any individual present will exclaim that it's 'hotter than hell's basement' and will often point out that the location is 'a ghost town'. The settlement contains no individuals and appears abandoned. Individuals within a 1 km radius will express the desire to engage in a duel via firearms with any person they have major difficulties with. Date of Containment: 2017-12-29 Location: Death Valley, California. Specifically the exact geographical center. Security Protocol: The Foundation has inserted personnel into the nearby populace and disinformation campaigns were administered to create the widespread belief that death via escalated temperatures and wild animals is a given in the centre. Place has been investigated and fenced off to prevent anomalous activation.

    Unexplained Location UE-343434 Description: A small hunting cabin in a remote section of [REDACTED] National Park. No signs of wildlife (of any kind) can be seen within 50 meters of the cabin. The exterior walls and doors show claw marks from an extremely large bear. The depth, length, and spacing of the claw marks suggest that they were made by a fully-grown cave bear. However, the cabin was built in the year 2000 and the cave bear has been extinct since the previous Ice Age. Date of Containment: 3-14-2021 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Security Protocols: The cabin is built for occupancy by between 3 and 5 people. However, only 2 agents are deemed necessary for containment. Anyone straying into view of the cabin is to be turned away and informed that access is restricted due to the area containing breeding grounds for endangered species. Note: Agents stationed at the location occasionally report hearing sounds of bears outside the windows in the middle of the night. Night-vision and thermal cameras were authorized, but no evidence of any bears has been discovered. Bears already in the region avoid the location, as do all other animals. Dr. Somerset

    Unexplained Location UE-BM3 Description: An area of indeterminate size, located around the deepest point of Lake Tanganyika. Drinking glasses of various shapes and sizes will spontaneously appear, filled with a red liquid that will promptly dissipate in the surrounding waters. The liquid is composed mainly of alcohol, tomato juice, and other ingredients commonly used in the recipe for the cocktail known as a Bloody Mary. Experimentation showed that performing a "Bloody Mary challenge" (Vocalizing "Bloody Mary" several times in front of a mirror) will cause the objects to appear in the location after a small delay. Date of Containment: 13/12/2020 Location: Lake Tanganyika, Southern Africa Security Protocols: Glasses are to be extracted from the lake and disposed of on a yearly basis. Given the volume of the Lake Tanganyika, no other measures are necessary.

    Unexplained Location UE-86475 Description: Conference room in a luxury hotel. Anyone entering the room will have auditory hallucinations of a type of music they find enjoyable. These hallucinations are unique to each individual. To date, no two people have ever reported hearing the same song at the same time. The music does not appear to have any anomalous properties in and of itself; an urge to dance is regularly reported, but this has been proven to be a normal reaction. Date of Containment: 12/6/2019 Location: Kansas City, MO Security Protocols: An error has been introduced into the hotel's computer systems that causes the room to be shown as already reserved at all times, making it impossible for hotel staff to allow the room to be used. Foundation personnel are to hold meetings of some sort in the room at irregular intervals, to maintain the facade of normalcy.

    Unexplained Location UE-678414 Description Building with no windows or doors. Entry can still be gained to the building, however a suspected memetic effect will become apparent. At the time of writing, any Foundation personnel who enter the building cannot remember how they got in. Attempting to observe or film entry to the building causes observing personnel to be unable to recall how they entered, as well as corrupted video. Date of Containment: 2-16-2015 Location: ██████, Florida. Security Protocol: Building under surveillance. Any corrupted video is to be taken as a perimeter breach, and is to be investigated. Note: If we could figure out a way to consistently enter the building, I bet we could set up a safe house here. -Researcher Vance

    Unexplained Location UE-333333 Description A small spatial anomaly that is in a storage room in Biological Containment Area ██████. From the outside, the room appears to be a small storage room. But from the inside, the room is a large containment room that is usually used to contain SCPs. A thaumaturgical luminescent glyph is situated in the center of the room. Writings around the glyph reads "Delphinidae rituals" No other anomalies are discovered. Objects previously in the room are presumed lost. Date of Containment: 1-11-2023 Location: Biological Containment Area ██████, Department of Cetacean Research and Containment. Security Protocol: Security cameras are placed in the room to monitor the glyph. SCPs are NOT to be contained in this room. Any personnel doing so will be demoted to janitorial work. Storage equipment can be stored inside the corners of this room. Note: As always, dates before months. And please put stuff in here, it's free storage. - Dr. Daysbeforemonths, Head Researcher of SCP-██████

    Unexplained Location UE-379990 Description: An apartment devoid of any interior furnishing. The room gives off a faint smell of peanut butter. According to the landlord the apartment had been rented to the "Department of Abnormalities", but the keys were never collected. Date of Containment: 2007-06-21 Location: Classified Security Protocol: Apartment was purchased. No further actions necessary.

    Unexplained Location UE-███████ Description: A 2x3m room located inside of an apartment in [REDACTED]. When a subject press their ear into the wall they gain the ability to hear all conversations happening in a 100m radius around the location. With enough practice, subject can concentrate to a single conversation with perfect clarity. Coincidentally, UE-███████ is located right above an underground GOI-███ (██████ ██████ ████████) base. Date of Containment: ██-██-████ Location: [LEVEL 4 ACCESS REQUIRED] Security Protocol: [LEVEL 4 ACCESS REQUIRED]

    Unexplained Location UE-347216 Description: A 1.4km² area of desert in the state of California. All vehicles operating in the affected zone will only be able to move at a maximum speed of fifteen miles per hour. Attempting to bypass this limit will result in the vehicle spontaneously combusting. Date of Containment: 23/04/2009 Location: California, USA Security Protocol: A fence was built on the perimeter of the area. Trespassers are to be directed away from the area, under the claim that the area is private property. Due to the remoteness of the location, no further actions are necessary.

    Unexplained Location UE-9261521 Description: A 20x20m space walled off from the rest of Site-115 after a major reconstruction and deliberately left unused for future expansion. The space has been converted into a makeshift bar titled "D's Dive" and occupied by the site's D-class personnel as an unauthorized gathering spot, accessed through a compromised ventilation duct. The space appears to be under an antimemetic effect, possibly the residue of SCP-████. Date of Containment: 3-16-2022 Location: Site-115, █████████ Security Protocol: D-class personnel involved is to be disciplined. The space is to be cleaned and the walls are to be broken down. Proposals submitted to the Site Director for possible uses of the space. Note: No such location was found in Site-115. The researcher involved in writing this entry is reprimanded for spreading misinformation. Entry marked for deletion.

    Unexplained Location UE-9721965 Description: A abandoned Consolidated PBY Catalina flying boat on the uninhabited island of Mtsanga Tsoholé, Mayotte. Tail number is faded and undiscernible. When one enters the main fuselage via one of the many shattered windows or the blister ports, they are greeted with an exact recreation of an Edwardian-era ballroom. Exiting through any of the ballroom's doors returns the subject to the exterior of the PBY Catalina. Date of Containment: 6/15/1965 Location: Mtsanga Tsoholé, Mayotte. Security Protocol: Agent stationed permanently on a floating outpost with appropriate provisions. Surveillance camera attached to the tail of the PBY. Should movement be detected, a Foundation patrol boat will be dispatched to apprehend and administer Class-A amnestics to affected individuals.

    Unexplained Location UE-413069 Description: An orchard containing several varieties of citrus trees. The fruits produced by these trees have aphrodisiac properties when consumed, the degree of which varies depending on the type of fruit. Limes induce slight but noticeable increases in arousal; lemons induce moderate increases in arousal. Tests involving grapefruits have resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED]. Date of Containment: 08/13/1997 Location: ███████, Arizona, U.S.A. Security Protocol: Area has been cordoned off with barbed wire. Use of area for scientific testing has been indefinitely banned as of ██/██/2018.

    Unexplained Location UE-457782 Description: A Dollar General location that appears to be a perfect replica of a location in ████, Georgia, identified by the damaged sign and exact positioning of merchandise and the Red Box machine outside. Location and related items appear unaffected by the environment. Date of Containment: 03/21/2004 Location: Europa Security Protocol: NASA-produced images and data of the location are to be removed from their database. Should information get leaked, a cover story of any images being an online joke has been devised in the unlikely scenario.

    Unexplained Location UE-173885 Description: A dental office where every empty space has been filled with teeth. The teeth do not match any particular person(s) living or dead and will be replenished upon removal. Date of Containment: 07/25/1997 Location: ████, Iowa Security Protocol: The office has been bought by the Foundation under a front company and is closed to the public. A cover story that the office requires extensive renovations to fit the needs of new management has been circulated. Teeth may be used in testing or containment when necessary.

    Unexplained Location UE-669823 Description: A field clearing in which anyone that makes contact with the grass begins reflecting green light, making them appear green until they stop making contact. Date of Containment: 02/27/2021 Location: ███████ ██████, Italy Security Protocol: The clearing has been fenced off and is under 24-hour surveillance. Foundation officials posed as forest rangers ward off any passerby civilians.

    Unexplained Location UE-1113207 Description: A door labelled "DoA" blocked by a refrigerator. Date of Containment: 21-05-2022 Location: Site-115 cafeteria, █████████ Security Protocol: Left alone. Refrigerator stocked only with brands owned by Foundation front companies.

    Unexplained Location UE-3031297 Description: A large natural rock formation part of a hill. Approximately 12% of subjects who perceived the formation would exclaim "That is rather unusual, isn't it?" in an exaggerated "British" accent1, regardless of the subject's ability to speak the English language or to vocalize. Date of Containment: 17-02-2004 Location: Mount Batu Karang, West Java, Indonesia Security Protocol: Direct access to the site is blocked or removed. Vegetation implanted to block all sightlines into the formation proves to be effective at negating the anomaly.

    Unexplained Location UE-468040 Description: An abandoned college dormitory room containing two bunk beds, one 1995 Zenith color TV, several appliances in various states of disrepair, and a large array of scattered clothing and food items suggesting former occupation by 4 males. The room is currently embedded in Mount Logan at a height of 4,096 meters and a depth of 64 meters, with limited access given via a small Foundation-made tunnel. Should less than 75% of UE-468040's surface be closer than 50 meters to the mountain's exterior at any time, it will spontaneously relocate to the interior of another mountain in western North America. Date of Containment: 12-03-2015 Location: Cardinal Peak, Washington, USA Cofre de Perote, Veracruz, Mexico Mount Logan, Yukon, Canada Security Protocol: The exit point for UE-468040's access tunnel has been covered with a locked, seemingly disused cabin, inspected twice annually. Dangerous conditions on Mount Logan's higher regions has thankfully resulted in only rare interactions between civilians and the site, which has been eventually disregarded in all cases. Notes: DNA testing of hair found on clothing in the room and subsequent analysis of college records has revealed UE-468040 to be an exact copy of Dorm #████, ██████ Hall at the University of ████ as it appeared at some point between August 2003 and July 2004. Three of its residents from this time, █████ "██" ████████████, ████ ██████, and ██████ ███, claimed no knowledge of the anomaly and were released. The fourth resident, ██████ ███████, an avid hiker and mountain climber, could not be located due to their disappearance in April 2004. Notably, ████████████, ██████, and ███ claimed to have no memory of an individual named "██████ ███████". The implications of this remain under investigation.

    Unexplained Location UE-445464 Description: A small path made and used by local Odocoileus virginianus (white-tailed deer). When a human makes direct contact between their skin and the trail proper or contained foliage, they will become wholly convinced they are a juvenile male O. virginianus for a period of 8-512 seconds. This delusion persists regardless of information to the contrary, and may cause annoyance or anger in affected subjects, who will often give blatantly false and insubstantial arguments for why they are correct. Symptoms such as mild body dysmorphia may occur and persist for several minutes after the delusion subsides. Date of Containment: 22-11-2022 Location: A section of Daniel Boone National Forest in Rowan County, Kentucky, USA Security Protocol: The relevant trail has been blocked from access via a simple barricade. Additionally, signage warning about poison ivy and similar hazardous foliage has been placed around the nearby area highly encouraging the use of protective clothing such as gloves and long pants.

    Unexplained Location UE-774766 Description: A decommissioned prison wherein any successful escapes to the exterior via a cell-based window results in the immediate restraint of the person and their teleportation to the prison infirmary bearing the damage expected from a fall out said window, regardless of their actual liability to fall. Notably, these injuries are almost never fatal to prisoners except through exsanguination or sepsis. Date of Containment: 04-12-1992 Location: █████████████ █████ Prison, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia Security Protocol: Converted into Foundation Site-840 and used for long-term storage of minor anomalous objects and low-security persons of interest.

    Unexplained Location UE-038963 Description: A 2 meter by 3 meter by 5 meter rectangular prismic region of space. All individuals who enter this space gain a detailed an fully comprehensive understanding of the Bechdel test2 and its history, uses, strengths, flaws, and cultural reception. Date of Containment: 13-12-2022 Location: ██████ ███████ Book Store, Seaford, Delaware, USA Security Protocol: Location purchased and converted into minor documentation storage site.

    Unexplained Location UE-550055 Description: An island with a 2-meter radius and a single palm tree at the centre. The island is able to sustain all people inhabiting it (currently one). The island was classified as a micro-nexus due to heightened anomalous activity thematically linked to expectations of lone islands like the existence of treasure chests, undiscovered mysteries or exotic wildlife. All anomalous phenomenon is restricted by the island's small size. Date of Containment: 2020-06-30 Location: Pacific Security Protocol: One Agent is always stationed at the island. Stranded people are amnesticized and rescued at the next opportunity.

    Unexplained Location UE-328687 Description: A former amusement park built in 1964 and abandoned in 1989. When snow is present to an average depth of at least 10 centimeters, footprints and hoofprints will appear at night in unobserved areas, most often 1 to 20 meters behind any humans or invasive animals. Observed hoofprints all follow a bipedal gait able to clear at least 5 meters in one stride and appear to indicate swift movement between various former booths and rides, while footprints either directly follow hoofprints or stay in open areas at least 2 meters from any attractions. Estimated weight of hoofprint cause and footprint cause are 120 kilograms and 30 kilograms respectively. Date of Containment: 20-12-2022 Location: ██ kilometers from █████, Moravian-Silesian Region, Czechia Security Protocol: Covert monitoring system installed and regularly reviewed. Signs erected claiming unactivated explosive ordinances can be found in the area. Any subjects who manage to enter UE-328687 during activation conditions and witness its effects are to be swiftly located and amnesticized by nearby Site-236.

    Unexplained Location UE-456838 Description: An estate measuring 30 square kilometers and containing a house, small lake, field, and section of forest. When an organism enters the estate for the first time, all cataracts, floaters, and other visual impairments disappear until the ending of the next sunrise. This effect cannot be reactivated. Date of Containment: 20-12-2022 Location: 50 kilometers from Cluj-Napoca, Romania Security Protocol: Converted into a Foundation Area-838 for use in the lodging of agents and persons of interest. Notes: UE-456838's anomalous properties were discovered after the death of ████████ ██████ (05/06/1933-11/12/2022), the former owner. Notably, ██████ had only owned the estate for three months, having purchased it from an unknown buyer just weeks before the passing of his wife, ████ ██████ (23/08/1936-01/10/2022). ████ ██████ was known to be blind. Investigation of the estate found her body buried by the lake. Use of Area-838 funds to obtain ████████ ██████'s remains were approved, and ████████ has been interred with ████ ██████.

    Unexplained Location UE-175006 Description A large structure that is identical to the fictional map of "gm_construct" from sandbox video game Garry's Mod.3 Structure has no anomalous properties apart from location and carbon dating, which suggests it is 450,000~ years old. Date of Containment: 11-09-2021 Location: -43.392134, 99.262485, Indian Ocean Security Protocol: Due to the remote location, being far from land and submerged, containment is deemed unnecessary. Facepunch studios is monitored for a potential connection to the anomaly.

    Unexplained Location UE-204606 Description: A 15 centimeter space between a wall and a sink in the southwest corner of a male public bathroom. Individuals that partially enter this space and remain in it for 7.34 seconds will suddenly be launched out in an ascending angle, at a speed of 440 km/h. Date of Containment: 02-JAN-2023 Location: Lorsch’s DB railway station, Lorsch, Hesse, Germany Security Protocol: Location’s anomalous effect became neutralized. Cover story of structural collapse caused by material corrosion disseminated to local news agencies. Lorsch residents claiming to witness a small, flying figure in the sky must be interviewed and amnesticized. A search for Heinz S. Eichinger’s corpse remains ongoing.

    Unexplained Location UE-760321 Description: A 1x1m patch of dirt. Subjects aware of it will gain anomalous knowledge of its precise location to an excessive degree, and will be compelled to describe it in full. Date of Containment: 06-12-2022 Location: -6.198895586945543, 106.83258092538118, Suropati Park, Taman Suropati road No.5, RT.5/RW.5, Menteng subdistrict, Menteng district, Central Jakarta, Jakarta, island of Java, Republic of Indonesia, Southeast Asia, Asia, Eurasia, Earth, Solar system, Local Interstellar Cloud, Local Bubble, Orion-Cygnus arm, Milky Way galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Laniakea Supercluster, Pisces–Cetus Supercluster Complex, ███████ Universal Filament, [COGNITOHAZARD REDACTED]'s Domain, ███st Multiversal Group, ██th Pataversal Nest, ███th Narrative Layer, ███-████.███████.com/███-██-███████████-█████████. Security Protocol: Patch of grass that grew over it appears to be sufficient in obscuring its effects. Shrubbery planted over as additional precaution.

    Unexplained Location UE-505022 Description: An uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean that is completely and perfectly identical to the island Nauru prior to the year 1900, albeit that it lacks a human presence. Date of Containment: ██/██/2000 Location: Pacific Ocean, 111 kilometers East of Nauru Security Protocol: The Foundation maintains a minor naval presence on the island to prevent any possible trespass by civilians.

    Unexplained Location UE-777066 Description: An abandoned automotive factory. Machinery in the factory has been heavily altered, and the remains of several organic human bodies in varying stages of seeming construction have been found. Certain components traced back to mid 1940s in origin. Date of Containment: ██/██/2009 Location: ███████, Bayerns, Germany Security Protocol: All altered machinery has been confiscated and contained. The factory has been demolished.

    Unexplained Location UE-919909 Description: A region of space approximately 100 AU in diameter in which the weak nuclear force does not exist. Current reports indicate that the solar system will pass through this region in ██ years. Date of Discovery: ██/██/2020 Location: RA = ██h ██. █m, Dec = -██⁰ ██' (████. █) Security Protocol: 'Supernus' status has been ascribed to this region for the time being. Research into potential neutralization methods ongoing.

    Unexplained Location UE-14960 Description: A roughly circular 286-square meter area of forest. All forms of life born or grown in the region are genetically identical to Acer Saccharum, commonly known as sugar maple. Date of Discovery: 11/11/2019 Location: Outskirts of ██████████, Massachusetts, approximately 1█ kilometers south of the Vermont border. Security Protocol: The SCP Foundation front group ███████ Farms has purchased the location and designated it private property. Due to affected lifeforms appearing extremely similar to 'normal' life, no further security is deemed necessary. Researcher Joseph █████ and his team have been assigned to studying the area.

    Unexplained Location UE-107793 Description: A movie theater that renders all handheld technology other than movie related devices unusable while a movie is playing. Date of Discovery: 1/4/2023 Location: St Joseph, Missouri Security Protocol: Movie theater rebranded as Old Timey Flix. Technology is confiscated at doorway.

    Unexplained Location UE-194907 Description A 20-meter by 20-meter patch of dirt in the center of a forest with 2 large rectangular mirrors facing each other on opposite ends of the patch. Both mirrors stand up straight and as of yet have not been able to be brought down. When a being capable of perception enters between the mirrors, their bodies are physically broken down into photons as the mirrors multiply, causing the photons to be spread equally between them until the photons have been completely absorbed. After the absorption of the photons, the effect ceases and the mirrors regain their position. All subjects used in testing have been lost. Date of Recovery 03/14/2023 Location██████, Russia Security protocol A 10 acre plot of land containing the location has been bought by SCP front company "████████", and a barbed wire fence has been constructed around the perimeter. Large draps have been placed over the mirrors, which have stopped their effects so far.

    Unexplained Location UE-164600 Description A bicycle tract 6 kilometers in length that induces advanced psychosis and prominent antisocial tendencies in those who travel on it for [REDACTED] These alterations to the psyche are seemingly irreversible. Date of Recovery 03/23/2023 Location██████, Oregon Security Protocol: The location of the path has been scrubbed from public records, locked from the public, and guarded at all times to prevent trespassing.

    Unexplained Location UE-799564 Description: A mountainous region on the west coast of Britain, with an area of approximately 20,779 km2, known locally as Cymru or Wales. The country, part of the UK currently, has its own language4, culture, extensively documented history dating back to the post-Roman era, and a population of over three million inhabitants; however it appears not to have existed before some time in 1998CE. Anomaly was discovered during a clean-out of archival materials at Site-██ in which a staff member found, in a room adjacent to a Scranton Reality Anchor, a number of Ordinance Survey maps dating from 1945-1987CE that appear to show the island of Britain terminating at what is now considered the border with Wales. Further examination of available archival materials stored within the SRA's radius of effect lack of any mention nor depictions of the country of Wales if brought onto the site prior to 1998. Date of Containment: NA Location: Wales, UK Security Protocol: As effect appears to have global penetration outwith areas under constant SRA usage during the 1998-2003 period, security is limited to control of Foundation Owned documentation that displays the country's apparent former lack of existence. Notes: Junior Researcher Tom Evans has requested amnestic treatment and transfer due to emotional upset, related to memories of spending summers with his grandparents in Pontypridd during the 1980s.

    Unexplained Location UE-57496473 Description: A valley that is about 4 kilometers long. Physical scale duplicates of pyramidal structures not constructed in Egypt have been found there. These include Koh Ker, the Castillo, the Ryugyong Hotel, the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, and the Luxor Hotel & Casino. All of these structures are abandoned and have sustained years of sand damage. Date of Recovery: 9/19/2007 Location The Western Desert, Egypt Security Protocol: It is now scrubbed from all maps and guarded from public intrusion. Site-667 has been established in the duplicate Luxor Hotel & Casino for security purposes and for regional operations.

    Unexplained Location UE-1000543 Description: An abandoned house belonging to an unidentified middle-ranking GOI-0045 member. The house has been extensively "booby-trapped" with anomalous means and in such complexity that not only triggering one trap would set off the entire location, but could lead to a potentially catastrophic anomalous event up to a localized reality failure. Date of Recovery: 12/05/2017 Location Malang, East Java, Indonesia Security Protocol: The neighborhood surrounding the house has been acquired and established as an exclusion zone, with 4 SRAs installed in a perimeter. Personnel assigned are also tasked to maintain normalcy by acting as local residents and maintaining a veil of day-to-day activity. To this end, D-class personnel are also assigned to bulk up the number of "residents" on the site.

    Unexplained Location UE-1014576 Description: An area encompassing the entirety of Kingman Reef (0.03 km2) in which all firearms which enter the location will immediately explode. A sign was found planted in the sand which read "Be nice" and has since been removed. Date of Recovery: 18/02/23 Location: Kingman Reef, Oceania Security Protocol: Due to how remote the location is, no action beyond surveillance by satellite is necessary.

    Unexplained Locations UE-1014577 and UE-1014578 Description: Sixteen burial plots and their inhabitants in an unnamed rural █████, Texas (US) cemetary have (apparently permanently) switched places with sixteen burial plots and their inhabitants in █████ █████cemetary on the Isle of Man, United Kingdom. There are a number of interesting coincidences. (1) In both cases, no records exist for the establishment of these cemetaries, with the graves transferred dating between 1846 and 1918. (2) No given date of birth postdates 1899. (3) There are no known living relatives of the individuals interred. (4) Eight of the graves, in each case, were combat fatalities. Appropriate records have been altered. Whilst no living relatives of the deceased have been identified, anyone associated with the cemetaries has been appropriately amnesticized. The Foundation is in the process of exhuming and examining the remains of the transferred individuals, under the cover of an attempt to identify strains of Yellow Fever in victims before 1919. Date of Recovery: 1/1/2018 Location: █████ County Texas, United States; Isle of Man, United Kingdom. Notes: My father died in the Falklands Conflict. We've done our best to ensure that these individuals are appropriately honored and their remains treated with respect, both in regards to the combat dead and the other folks who seem to have been taken along for the ride. - Dr. May

15. #15

    Keys: Series 1, SCP Series I

    001 to 099

    SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]
    SCP-002 - The "Living" Room
    SCP-003 - Biological Motherboard
    SCP-004 - The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door
    SCP-005 - Skeleton Key
    SCP-006 - Fountain of Youth
    SCP-007 - Abdominal Planet
    SCP-008 - Zombie Plague
    SCP-009 - Red Ice
    SCP-010 - Collars of Control
    SCP-011 - Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue
    SCP-012 - A Bad Composition
    SCP-013 - Blue Lady Cigarettes
    SCP-014 - The Concrete Man
    SCP-015 - Pipe Nightmare
    SCP-016 - Sentient Micro-Organism
    SCP-017 - Shadow Person
    SCP-018 - Super Ball
    SCP-019 - The Monster Pot
    SCP-020 - Unseen Mold
    SCP-021 - Skin Wyrm
    SCP-022 - The Morgue
    SCP-023 - Black Shuck
    SCP-024 - Game Show of Death
    SCP-025 - A Well-Worn Wardrobe
    SCP-026 - Afterschool Retention
    SCP-027 - The Vermin God
    SCP-028 - Knowledge
    SCP-029 - Daughter of Shadows
    SCP-030 - The Homunculus
    SCP-031 - What is Love?
    SCP-032 - Brothers' Bride
    SCP-033 - The Missing Number
    SCP-034 - Obsidian Ritual Knife
    SCP-035 - Possessive Mask
    SCP-036 - The Reincarnation Pilgrimage of the Yazidi (Kiras Guhorîn)
    SCP-037 - Dwarf Star
    SCP-038 - The Everything Tree
    SCP-039 - Monkey Brain
    SCP-040 - Evolution's Child
    SCP-041 - Thought-Broadcasting Patient
    SCP-042 - A Formerly Winged Horse
    SCP-043 - The Beatle
    SCP-044 - World War II Era Molecular-Fission Cannon
    SCP-045 - Atmospheric Converter
    SCP-046 - "Predatory" Holly Bush
    SCP-047 - Microbial Mutagen
    SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number
    SCP-049 - Plague Doctor
    SCP-050 - To The Cleverest
    SCP-051 - Japanese Obstetrical Model
    SCP-052 - Time-Traveling Train
    SCP-053 - Young Girl
    SCP-054 - Water Nymph
    SCP-055 - [unknown]
    SCP-056 - A Beautiful Person
    SCP-057 - The Daily Grind
    SCP-058 - Heart of Darkness
    SCP-059 - Radioactive Mineral
    SCP-060 - Infernal Occult Skeleton
    SCP-061 - Auditory Mind Control
    SCP-062 - "Quantum" Computer
    SCP-063 - "The World's Best TothBrush"
    SCP-064 - Flawed von Neumann Structure
    SCP-065 - Destroyed Organic Catalyst
    SCP-066 - Eric's Toy
    SCP-067 - The Artist's Pen
    SCP-068 - The Wire Figure
    SCP-069 - Second Chance
    SCP-070 - Iron Wings
    SCP-071 - Degenerative Metamorphic Entity
    SCP-072 - The Foot of the Bed
    SCP-073 - "Cain"
    SCP-074 - Quantum Woodlouse
    SCP-075 - Corrosive Snail
    SCP-076 - "Able"
    SCP-077 - Rot Skull
    SCP-078 - Guilt
    SCP-079 - Old AI
    SCP-080 - Dark Form
    SCP-081 - Spontaneous Combustion Virus
    SCP-082 - "Fernand" the Cannibal
    SCP-083 - An Abandoned Row Home
    SCP-084 - Static Tower
    SCP-085 - Hand-drawn ''Cassy''
    SCP-086 - The Office of Dr. [REDACTED]
    SCP-087 - The Stairwell
    SCP-088 - The Lizard King
    SCP-089 - Tophet
    SCP-090 - Apocorubik's Cube
    SCP-091 - Nostalgia
    SCP-092 - "The Best of The 5th Dimension"
    SCP-093 - Red Sea Object
    SCP-094 - Miniature Event Horizon
    SCP-095 - The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun
    SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"
    SCP-097 - Old Fairgrounds
    SCP-098 - Surgeon Crabs
    SCP-099 - The Portrait
    

    100 to 199

    SCP-100 - "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee"
    SCP-101 - Hungry Bag
    SCP-102 - Property of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.
    SCP-103 - The Never-Hungry Man
    SCP-104 - The Lonely Ball
    SCP-105 - "Iris"
    SCP-106 - The Old Man
    SCP-107 - The Turtle Shell
    SCP-108 - Extradimensional Nasal Cavity
    SCP-109 - Infinite Canteen
    SCP-110 - Subterranean City
    SCP-111 - Dragon-Snails™
    SCP-112 - The Variable Coaster
    SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher
    SCP-114 - Bringer of Conflict
    SCP-115 - Miniature Dump Truck
    SCP-116 - The Brittle Boy
    SCP-117 - Complete Multitool
    SCP-118 - Nuclear Protists
    SCP-119 - Timecrowave
    SCP-120 - Teleporting Paddling Pool
    SCP-121 - Concrete Cradle
    SCP-122 - no more monstɘrs.
    SCP-123 - Contained Miniature Black Hole
    SCP-124 - Fertile Soil
    SCP-125 - Contagious Reflection
    SCP-126 - Invisible Friend
    SCP-127 - The Living Gun
    SCP-128 - Kinetic Energy Entity
    SCP-129 - Progressive Fungal Infection
    SCP-130 - Post Office
    SCP-131 - The "Eye Pods"
    SCP-132 - Broken Desert
    SCP-133 - Instant Hole
    SCP-134 - Star-Eyed Child
    SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen
    SCP-136 - Naked Doll
    SCP-137 - The Real Toy
    SCP-138 - The Ever-Living Man
    SCP-139 - All Eyes on Lucian 👁
    SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle
    SCP-141 - Codex Damnatio
    SCP-142 - One-Armed Bandit
    SCP-143 - The Bladewood Grove
    SCP-144 - Tibetan Rope to Heaven
    SCP-145 - Man-Absorbing Phone
    SCP-146 - Bronze Head of Shame
    SCP-147 - Anachronistic Television
    SCP-148 - The "Telekill" Alloy
    SCP-149 - The Blood Flies
    SCP-150 - Ship of Theseus
    SCP-151 - The Painting
    SCP-152 - Book of Endings
    SCP-153 - Drain Worms
    SCP-154 - Offensive Bracelets
    SCP-155 - Infinite Speed Computer
    SCP-156 - Reanimating Pomegranate
    SCP-157 - Mimetic Predator
    SCP-158 - Soul Extractor
    SCP-159 - The Perfect Lock
    SCP-160 - Predator Drone
    SCP-161 - Pinwheel of Doom!
    SCP-162 - Ball of Sharp
    SCP-163 - An Old Castaway
    SCP-164 - Squid Tumors
    SCP-165 - The Creeping, Hungry Sands of Tule
    SCP-166 - Just a Teenage Gaea
    SCP-167 - Infinite Labyrinth
    SCP-168 - Sentient Calculator
    SCP-169 - The Leviathan
    SCP-170 - A Tube of Superglue
    SCP-171 - Collective Brain Foam
    SCP-172 - The Gearman
    SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
    SCP-174 - Ventriloquist's Dummy
    SCP-175 - Treasure Map
    SCP-176 - Observable Time Loop
    SCP-177 - Checkmate
    SCP-178 - "3-D" Specs
    SCP-179 - Sauelsuesor
    SCP-180 - Identity Thieving Hat
    SCP-181 - "Lucky"
    SCP-182 - "Rider"
    SCP-183 - "Weaver"
    SCP-184 - The Architect
    SCP-185 - The Radio
    SCP-186 - To End All Wars
    SCP-187 - Double Vision
    SCP-188 - The Craftsman
    SCP-189 - Hair-Imitating Parasite
    SCP-190 - A Prize Toybox
    SCP-191 - Cyborg Child
    SCP-192 - Flawless X-Ray Machine
    SCP-193 - The Tissue Snail
    SCP-194 - Thank You For Your Cooperation
    SCP-195 - A "Medicinal Whiskey"
    SCP-196 - Time Paradox
    SCP-197 - The Greenhouse
    SCP-198 - Cup of Joe
    SCP-199 - Spy Ferns
    

    200 to 299

    SCP-200 - Chrysalis
    SCP-201 - The Empty World
    SCP-202 - The Rewind Man
    SCP-203 - Tortured Iron Soul
    SCP-204 - The Protector
    SCP-205 - Shadow Lamps
    SCP-206 - The Voyager
    SCP-207 - Cola Bottles
    SCP-208 - "Bes"
    SCP-209 - The Sadist's Tumbler
    SCP-210 - Flooded House
    SCP-211 - Paper-Covered Building
    SCP-212 - The Improver
    SCP-213 - Anti-Matter Parasite
    SCP-214 - Hemotopian Virus
    SCP-215 - Paranoia-Inducing Spectacles
    SCP-216 - The Safe
    SCP-217 - The Clockwork Virus
    SCP-218 - Lamprey-Mass Organism
    SCP-219 - Resonance Engine
    SCP-220 - Two's Company
    SCP-221 - Compulsion Tweezers
    SCP-222 - Clone Coffin
    SCP-223 - A Photo Album
    SCP-224 - Grandfather Clock
    SCP-225 - Unstoppable and Immovable
    SCP-226 - Puzzle Of Terror
    SCP-227 - Complete Antikythera Mechanism
    SCP-228 - Psychiatric Diagnostic Tool
    SCP-229 - Wire Weed
    SCP-230 - The Gayest Man Alive
    SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements
    SCP-232 - Jack Proton's Atomic Zapper
    SCP-233 - 23-Sided Polyhedron
    SCP-234 - Extradimensional Fish
    SCP-235 - Phonographic Records
    SCP-236 - Mimic "Crabs"
    SCP-237 - Self-Made Man
    SCP-238 - Building Complex
    SCP-239 - The Witch Child
    SCP-240 - Breath-Powered Flying Machine
    SCP-241 - Good Home Cooking
    SCP-242 - Self "Cleaning" Pool
    SCP-243 - Animation
    SCP-244 - Ice Fog Jar
    SCP-245 - SCP-RPG
    SCP-246 - Prophetic Projector
    SCP-247 - A Harmless Kitten
    SCP-248 - 110%
    SCP-249 - The Random Door
    SCP-250 - Most of an Allosaurus
    SCP-251 - The Deceptive Snow Globe
    SCP-252 - Humboldt Squid
    SCP-253 - The Cancer Plague
    SCP-254 - Employee of the Month
    SCP-255 - Base Eleven Disorder
    SCP-256 - Trapped in the Typewriter
    SCP-257 - Professor William Woodsworth’s Collection of Curiosities
    SCP-258 - Weeping Frog
    SCP-259 - The Weisenglass Spiral
    SCP-260 - The Tracking Stone
    SCP-261 - Pan-Dimensional Vending
    SCP-262 - A Coat of Many Arms
    SCP-263 - "Cash or Ash"
    SCP-264 - Skeleton Temple
    SCP-265 - Black Volga
    SCP-266 - Will o' the Wisp
    SCP-267 - Tumorvore
    SCP-268 - Cap of Neglect
    SCP-269 - Dialysis Bracelet
    SCP-270 - Secluded Telephone
    SCP-271 - Inscribed Disc
    SCP-272 - An Old Iron Nail
    SCP-273 - Human Phoenix
    SCP-274 - Graffito
    SCP-275 - Ironskin
    SCP-276 - Time Schooner
    SCP-277 - Chalkland
    SCP-278 - A Large Mechanical Spider
    SCP-279 - Meandering Man
    SCP-280 - Eyes in the Dark
    SCP-281 - The Snooze Alarm
    SCP-282 - Ritual Devil Sticks
    SCP-283 - A Rock That Falls Sideways
    SCP-284 - The Twins
    SCP-285 - A Hack Job
    SCP-286 - The Brothers' Game
    SCP-287 - Clark's Third Favorite Sword
    SCP-288 - The "Stepford Marriage" Rings
    SCP-289 - Inertial Amplifier
    SCP-290 - The Picasso Machine
    SCP-291 - Disassembler/Reassembler
    SCP-292 - Egg Timer of Déjà Vu
    SCP-293 - Obsession
    SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine
    SCP-295 - Cauterpillers
    SCP-296 - Armed Containment Site-03
    SCP-297 - "Steely Dan"
    SCP-298 - The Blood Organ
    SCP-299 - Infectious Tree
    

    300 to 399

    SCP-300 - "A World in a Bottle"
    SCP-301 - Teleporter
    SCP-302 - Ant Sculpture
    SCP-303 - The Doorman
    SCP-304 - The Signal
    SCP-305 - The Whisperer
    SCP-306 - The Frogs
    SCP-307 - Carnivorous Ivy
    SCP-308 - Aztec Burial Sarcophagus
    SCP-309 - Plush Toy
    SCP-310 - Eternal Flame
    SCP-311 - Tactile Displacement Gloves
    SCP-312 - Atmospheric Jellyfish
    SCP-313 - Powerful Hand Dryer
    SCP-314 - Motion-Seeking Blade
    SCP-315 - The Recorded Man
    SCP-316 - Color-Draining Light
    SCP-317 - Cretaceous Physicist
    SCP-318 - Soul Press
    SCP-319 - A Curious Device
    SCP-320 - Higgs Field Acceleration Manipulator
    SCP-321 - Child of Man
    SCP-322 - "Grow Your Own Castle" Kit
    SCP-323 - Wendigo Skull
    SCP-324 - Eulogy Shrub
    SCP-325 - The Detergent
    SCP-326 - A Chinese Peasant
    SCP-327 - The Mermaid
    SCP-328 - Alien Disc
    SCP-329 - The Cancer Garden
    SCP-330 - Take Only Two
    SCP-331 - "Tumbles"
    SCP-332 - The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
    SCP-333 - City in a Symphony
    SCP-334 - Stellar Vulpine
    SCP-335 - One Hundred and Fifty 3.5" Floppy Disks
    SCP-336 - "Lilith"
    SCP-337 - Hairball
    SCP-338 - A Portable Radio
    SCP-339 - Be Silent, Be Still
    SCP-340 - Viral Rebreather Membrane
    SCP-341 - A Collection of Extra-Solar Orreries
    SCP-342 - A Ticket to Ride
    SCP-343 - "God"
    SCP-344 - Schrödinger's Can Opener
    SCP-345 - Stone Puzzle Cube
    SCP-346 - "Pterry" the Pterodactyl
    SCP-347 - The Invisible Woman
    SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad
    SCP-349 - The Philosopher's Stone and the Graveyard of the Immortals
    SCP-350 - Unbreakable Contract
    SCP-351 - Read-Only Memory
    SCP-352 - "Baba Yaga"
    SCP-353 - "Vector"
    SCP-354 - The Red Pool
    SCP-355 - The Serrated Lawn
    SCP-356 - Autointerrogation
    SCP-357 - Hungry Clay
    SCP-358 - A "Deserted" Hospital
    SCP-359 - The Hawk
    SCP-360 - Ascendance
    SCP-361 - Bronze Liver
    SCP-362 - A Cool T-Shirt
    SCP-363 - Not Centipedes
    SCP-364 - Ionian Drop Point
    SCP-365 - Pool Noodle
    SCP-366 - Carriage Grubs
    SCP-367 - Little Dog
    SCP-368 - Paper Crane
    SCP-369 - Living Migratory Roadwork
    SCP-370 - A Key
    SCP-371 - Macrovirus
    SCP-372 - Peripheral Jumper
    SCP-373 - Ghost Record
    SCP-374 - Oracular Guillotine
    SCP-375 - Temporal Credit Union
    SCP-376 - The Traffic Light Tree
    SCP-377 - Accurate Fortune Cookies
    SCP-378 - Brainworm
    SCP-379 - Mechanical Pheromone
    SCP-380 - Biological Networking Device
    SCP-381 - The Pyrotechnic Polyphony
    SCP-382 - Haunted Baby Carriage
    SCP-383 - Variably Useful Flu
    SCP-384 - Let Her In
    SCP-385 - Personal Anti-Gravity Field Generator
    SCP-386 - Eternal Fungus
    SCP-387 - Living Lego
    SCP-388 - Ultimate Frisbee
    SCP-389 - Message in a Bottle
    SCP-390 - Ancient Death Ray
    SCP-391 - The Midas Owl
    SCP-392 - A Plant Now Found in Site-103, and Formerly Found in the Households of Nobility
    SCP-393 - The Memory Planner
    SCP-394 - Ear Candles
    SCP-395 - The Bottle Baby
    SCP-396 - And Suddenly, Chair
    SCP-397 - A Hominidae
    SCP-398 - The Greeting Hall
    SCP-399 - Atomic Manipulation Ring
    

    400 to 499

    SCP-400 - Beautiful Babies
    SCP-401 - A Palm Tree
    SCP-402 - Obsidian Absorber
    SCP-403 - Escalating Lighter
    SCP-404 - Memories Lost, Memories Found
    SCP-405 - Telepathy Virus
    SCP-406 - Sleepwalker's Tunnel
    SCP-407 - The Song of Genesis
    SCP-408 - Illusory Butterflies
    SCP-409 - Contagious Crystal
    SCP-410 - Editor Beetles
    SCP-411 - Ancient Precog
    SCP-412 - Mutagenic Mirror
    SCP-413 - Endless Garage
    SCP-414 - Regardless, I Might Prefer Myself Sick
    SCP-415 - The Harvested Man
    SCP-416 - Infinite Forest
    SCP-417 - The Plague Tree
    SCP-418 - Human Jigsaw
    SCP-419 - Window to the World
    SCP-420 - Aggressive Skin Condition
    SCP-421 - Shoal of Driftwood
    SCP-422 - Patchwork Beast
    SCP-423 - Self-Inserting Character
    SCP-424 - Nanomimes
    SCP-425 - The Infinity Broadcast
    SCP-426 - I am a Toaster
    SCP-427 - Lovecraftian Locket
    SCP-428 - The Crowd
    SCP-429 - Clockwork Teleporter
    SCP-430 - A Peasant's Punishment
    SCP-431 - Dr. Gideon
    SCP-432 - Cabinet Maze
    SCP-433 - A Ritual
    SCP-434 - A Meeting with Myself
    SCP-435 - “He-Who-Made-Dark”
    SCP-436 - Error Locket
    SCP-437 - Summer of '91
    SCP-438 - Addictive Straitjacket of Espionage
    SCP-439 - Bone Hive
    SCP-440 - Sand-Based Ecology
    SCP-441 - Jacob Ram
    SCP-442 - On-Time Piece
    SCP-443 - Thought-streaming Crayons
    SCP-444 - The Language of Global Harmony
    SCP-445 - "Dr. Wondertainment's Super Paper"
    SCP-446 - Human Mannequin
    SCP-447 - Ball of Green Slime
    SCP-448 - Jack-in-the-Box
    SCP-449 - Gut Dust
    SCP-450 - Abandoned Federal Penitentiary
    SCP-451 - Mister Lonely
    SCP-452 - Dreamcatcher Spider
    SCP-453 - Scripted Nightclub
    SCP-454 - Comic Book
    SCP-455 - Cargo Ship
    SCP-456 - Soporific Bedbugs
    SCP-457 - Burning Man
    SCP-458 - The Never-Ending Pizza Box
    SCP-459 - Interplanetary Thermostat
    SCP-460 - Séance Storm
    SCP-461 - ZICU-TV
    SCP-462 - The Getaway Car
    SCP-463 - A Spoon That Bends People
    SCP-464 - The Foundry
    SCP-465 - Party in a Box
    SCP-466 - Mobile Veins
    SCP-467 - Confessional Phone Booth
    SCP-468 - The Abacus
    SCP-469 - Many-Winged Angel
    SCP-470 - Nexus of Abandoned Places
    SCP-471 - A Satellite
    SCP-472 - The Bloodstone
    SCP-473 - Supai
    SCP-474 - ℞FM
    SCP-475 - Soap of a Pope
    SCP-476 - Map to Nowhere
    SCP-477 - Fossil Sea
    SCP-478 - Tooth Fairies
    SCP-479 - Hallway 4, D-Class Dorms, Site 14
    SCP-480 - Recurring Nightmare Field
    SCP-481 - Scar Tissue
    SCP-482 - Mentally Mutating Straitjacket
    SCP-483 - Anti-Aging Placebos
    SCP-484 - Memory Stealing Drug
    SCP-485 - Death Pen
    SCP-486 - Coatlicue Skin
    SCP-487 - The Impossible House
    SCP-488 - Meteor Attractor
    SCP-489 - 1-555-BUG-BASH
    SCP-490 - Ice Cream Truck
    SCP-491 - Wrecking Light
    SCP-492 - Animated Cloth Dummy
    SCP-493 - Replicant
    SCP-494 - Matter Transference Gloves
    SCP-495 - Thingmaker
    SCP-496 - A Sunken Contagion
    SCP-497 - The Shell
    SCP-498 - 11 Minute Snooze
    SCP-499 - Old Sun Man
    

    500 to 599

    SCP-500 - Panacea
    SCP-501 - Monk's Greed
    SCP-502 - The Surrogate Heart
    SCP-503 - The Luckiest Man in the World
    SCP-504 - Critical Tomatoes
    SCP-505 - Ink Stain
    SCP-506 - Instant-growing Plants
    SCP-507 - Reluctant Dimension Hopper
    SCP-508 - Random-dot Stereogram
    SCP-509 - Men Are Pigs
    SCP-510 - Soft Death
    SCP-511 - Basement Cat
    SCP-512 - Gravity-Nullifying Umbrella
    SCP-513 - A Cowbell
    SCP-514 - A Flock of Doves
    SCP-515 - Sleeper
    SCP-516 - Intelligent Tank
    SCP-517 - Grammie Knows
    SCP-518 - The Transinformational Tomb of Asa Rutledge
    SCP-519 - Cheeky Phone Booth
    SCP-520 - Knife Switch
    SCP-521 - The Postbox
    SCP-522 - Blood-draining Carpet
    SCP-523 - The Most Unhelpful Object On Earth
    SCP-524 - Walter the Omnivorous Rabbit
    SCP-525 - Eye Spiders
    SCP-526 - Valhalla Gate
    SCP-527 - Mr. Fish
    SCP-528 - Voodoo Putty
    SCP-529 - Josie the Half-Cat
    SCP-530 - Carl the Variable Dog
    SCP-531 - Paired Brass Guard Cats
    SCP-532 - Frost Bug
    SCP-533 - Snake Necklace
    SCP-534 - Misplaced Blood
    SCP-535 - Communicative Beaker
    SCP-536 - Physical Law Testing Chamber
    SCP-537 - Singing Gramophone
    SCP-538 - Shadow Spiders
    SCP-539 - The Perfect Distraction
    SCP-540 - Tannenbombs
    SCP-541 - Living Thoracic System
    SCP-542 - Herr Chirurg
    SCP-543 - Noise
    SCP-544 - The New Voice
    SCP-545 - Liquid Life/Totenkinder
    SCP-546 - A Notebook
    SCP-547 - The Cartesian Business Card
    SCP-548 - Ice Spider
    SCP-549 - Ursa Minor
    SCP-550 - The Ghûl
    SCP-551 - Impossible Puzzle
    SCP-552 - Ahead of His Time
    SCP-553 - Crystalline Butterflies
    SCP-554 - The Perfect Murder
    SCP-555 - Corpse Magnet
    SCP-556 - Painted Aircraft
    SCP-557 - Ancient Containment Site
    SCP-558 - Strange Contact Lenses
    SCP-559 - Birthday Time!
    SCP-560 - Bitwise Amoeba
    SCP-561 - A Passive Rip in Time
    SCP-562 - Revel Rousers
    SCP-563 - An Abandoned Farm in China
    SCP-564 - Incomplete Primitive Cyborg
    SCP-565 - Ed's Head
    SCP-566 - Word a Day
    SCP-567 - The Dungeon
    SCP-568 - Dismemberment Strap
    SCP-569 - Heads
    SCP-570 - The Occult Soda War
    SCP-571 - Self-Propagating Infectious Pattern
    SCP-572 - Katana of Apparent Invincibility
    SCP-573 - The Pied Pipe
    SCP-574 - The Dropera House
    SCP-575 - Predatory Darkness
    SCP-576 - Sleep Well
    SCP-577 - All Alone in the Moonlight
    SCP-578 - Blood Opals
    SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED]
    SCP-580 - Shi Huang Ti's Five Heaven Chariot
    SCP-581 - The Equestrian's Soul
    SCP-582 - A Bundle of Stories
    SCP-583 - Deathly Video Tape
    SCP-584 - Many Fingers, Many Toes
    SCP-585 - Sharpeners
    SCP-586 - Inscribable Object
    SCP-587 - A Model System
    SCP-588 - A Voracious Coin
    SCP-589 - The Price of Obsession
    SCP-590 - He Feels Your Pain
    SCP-591 - Dr. Wondertainment Pretendo
    SCP-592 - Inaccurate History Book
    SCP-593 - Contagious Innumeracy
    SCP-594 - Electric Sheep
    SCP-595 - Teleporting Destroyer
    SCP-596 - Cursed Regeneration Statue
    SCP-597 - The Mother of Them All
    SCP-598 - Sentient Color
    SCP-599 - Uncharted City
    

    600 to 699

    SCP-600 - "That Guy"
    SCP-601 - Sophocles' Chorus
    SCP-602 - The Sculptor of SoHo
    SCP-603 - Self-Replicating Computer Program
    SCP-604 - The Cannibal's Banquet; A Corrupted Ritual
    SCP-605 - Living Storm Cloud
    SCP-606 - "The Teacher"
    SCP-607 - Dorian the Grey Cat
    SCP-608 - Fractal Tinsel
    SCP-609 - Dr. Wondertainment's Ontological 6-Balls®
    SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates
    SCP-611 - Parasitic Toothpick
    SCP-612 - Aggressive Cable
    SCP-613 - "Wonder Bread!"
    SCP-614 - IP Address 57.32.███.███
    SCP-615 - Stick Blob
    SCP-616 - The Vessel and the Gate
    SCP-617 - Pet Rocks
    SCP-618 - Slim Pickins
    SCP-619 - Lucky Jeans
    SCP-620 - Time Keeps on Slipping
    SCP-621 - Hypnobulbs
    SCP-622 - Desert in a Can
    SCP-623 - One Groovy Room
    SCP-624 - "Personal" Music Player
    SCP-625 - Anklebiters
    SCP-626 - Vision-Altering Sculpture
    SCP-627 - Perpetual Circle
    SCP-628 - Flute Copse
    SCP-629 - Mr. Brass
    SCP-630 - Black Glacier
    SCP-631 - Nyctophobic Nocturnal Predator
    SCP-632 - Intrusive Arachnid Thoughts
    SCP-633 - Ghost In The Machine
    SCP-634 - Forgetful Goldfish
    SCP-635 - Medieval Bootstrap Program
    SCP-636 - Elevator to Nowhere
    SCP-637 - Viral Cat
    SCP-638 - The 1914 Chicago Federal Reserve Heist
    SCP-639 - Distorted Man
    SCP-640 - Lucent Beams
    SCP-641 - The Pacifier
    SCP-642 - Hot Springs
    SCP-643 - Delicious Chocolates
    SCP-644 - Mr. Hot
    SCP-645 - Mouth of Truth
    SCP-646 - Birth Worm
    SCP-647 - Hungry Box
    SCP-648 - The Labyrinth
    SCP-649 - Matchbox Full of Winter
    SCP-650 - Startling Statue
    SCP-651 - Tissue-fusing virus
    SCP-652 - Meteorological Dog
    SCP-653 - The Boomerang
    SCP-654 - Thunderhorn
    SCP-655 - Biological Disinformation Campaign
    SCP-656 - Home Edition
    SCP-657 - Death-predicting Man
    SCP-658 - "Botflies"
    SCP-659 - Communal Avian Intelligence
    SCP-660 - Earthen Womb
    SCP-661 - Salesman, Too Good to Be True
    SCP-662 - Butler's Hand Bell
    SCP-663 - Living Water Filter
    SCP-664 - The Floor to Nowhere
    SCP-665 - The Garbage Man
    SCP-666 - Spirit Lodge
    SCP-667 - Fairy Kudzu
    SCP-668 - 13" Chef's Knife
    SCP-669 - A Didactic Perspective
    SCP-670 - Family of Cotton
    SCP-671 - Deconstructing Ants
    SCP-672 - Rock Coral
    SCP-673 - Tissues
    SCP-674 - The Exposition Gun
    SCP-675 - Shadows Through the Window
    SCP-676 - Unnatural Hot Spring
    SCP-677 - Unpredictable Pogo Stick
    SCP-678 - Trauma Harvester
    SCP-679 - Eyerot
    SCP-680 - Clockwork Skull
    SCP-681 - Hostile Helium
    SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
    SCP-683 - Refrigerator Art
    SCP-684 - The Caretaken
    SCP-685 - Non-Bottomless Pit
    SCP-686 - Infectious Lactation
    SCP-687 - NOIR
    SCP-688 - Hole Dwellers
    SCP-689 - Haunter in the Dark
    SCP-690 - Joke Bandages
    SCP-691 - A Coward's Way Out
    SCP-692 - Revives the Colours
    SCP-693 - Knotty Stalker
    SCP-694 - The Definition of Insanity
    SCP-695 - Eels
    SCP-696 - Abyssal Typewriter
    SCP-697 - Toxic Terraforming
    SCP-698 - Judgmental Turtle
    SCP-699 - Mystery Box
    

    700 to 799

    SCP-700 - Graffiti Factory
    SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy
    SCP-702 - The Trader's Residence
    SCP-703 - Into The Closet
    SCP-704 - Dangerous Curves
    SCP-705 - Militaristic Play-Doh
    SCP-706 - Perfect Porcelain Doll
    SCP-707 - Nesting Dolls
    SCP-708 - The Big Orange Forklift
    SCP-709 - Eye of the Forest
    SCP-710 - Disappearance
    SCP-711 - Paradoxical Insurance Policy
    SCP-712 - The Impossible Colors
    SCP-713 - Click Anywhere Computer
    SCP-714 - The Jaded Ring
    SCP-715 - My Face That I May Be
    SCP-716 - The Train
    SCP-717 - The Ambassador
    SCP-718 - Eyeball
    SCP-719 - Light-Bringer
    SCP-720 - Panopticon
    SCP-721 - Factory Toys
    SCP-722 - Jörmungandr
    SCP-723 - Aging Staircase
    SCP-724 - Procyon stentor
    SCP-725 - Parrot Whale
    SCP-726 - Reconstructive Maggots
    SCP-727 - Hephaestus's Forge
    SCP-728 - The Forever Room
    SCP-729 - Marble Bath
    SCP-730 - Decerebrating Plague
    SCP-731 - Rathole Cover
    SCP-732 - The Fan-Fic Plague
    SCP-733 - A Pair of Scissors
    SCP-734 - The Baby
    SCP-735 - Insult Box
    SCP-736 - The Iapetus Anomaly
    SCP-737 - Hungry Train
    SCP-738 - The Devil's Deal
    SCP-739 - A Mirrored Booth
    SCP-740 - The Hindenburg Photograph
    SCP-741 - Mysterious Russian Submarine
    SCP-742 - Retrovirus
    SCP-743 - A Chocolate Fountain
    SCP-744 - Assembly Required
    SCP-745 - The Headlights
    SCP-746 - Pseudo-Avian
    SCP-747 - Children and Dolls
    SCP-748 - Industrial Dissolution
    SCP-749 - Rain Drops
    SCP-750 - A Different Outlook on Life
    SCP-751 - Organ Eater
    SCP-752 - Altruistic Utopia
    SCP-753 - Automatic Artist
    SCP-754 - Illustrated Climbing Vine
    SCP-755 - "Watch for the white bird"
    SCP-756 - Miniature Solar System
    SCP-757 - The Fruit Tree
    SCP-758 - Spell Check - "Vasili"
    SCP-759 - Sourdough Starter
    SCP-760 - The Groomers
    SCP-761 - Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline
    SCP-762 - Immortal Iron Maiden
    SCP-763 - Human Beowulf Cluster
    SCP-764 - The Obscene Show
    SCP-765 - Duck Pond
    SCP-766 - Human-Shaped Anomaly in Space
    SCP-767 - Crime Scene Photographs
    SCP-768 - Long-Range Alarm Clock
    SCP-769 - Ancient Encyclopedia
    SCP-770 - Nuclear Slime
    SCP-771 - Self-Repairing Biological AI
    SCP-772 - Giant Parasitoid Wasps
    SCP-773 - Voodoo Dartboard
    SCP-774 - Whistlebones
    SCP-775 - Hungry Ticks
    SCP-776 - The Youth Cult
    SCP-777 - Kingdom of Sand
    SCP-778 - Paradise Falls
    SCP-779 - Brownies
    SCP-780 - Seed Bead
    SCP-781 - Unwitting Dreamshaper
    SCP-782 - All-New You
    SCP-783 - There Was A Crooked Man
    SCP-784 - Christmas Cheer
    SCP-785 - A Chain Restaurant
    SCP-786 - Funnel Factor Twelve
    SCP-787 - The Plane That Never Was
    SCP-788 - Magma Carp
    SCP-789 - Internet Predator
    SCP-790 - Blood?
    SCP-791 - Water Orb
    SCP-792 - The Body Farm
    SCP-793 - The Ghost Sickness
    SCP-794 - Desert Shipwreck
    SCP-795 - Reality-Bending Cat
    SCP-796 - River Cat
    SCP-797 - Curious Poltergeist
    SCP-798 - Cortex Rat
    SCP-799 - Carnivorous Blanket
    

    800 to 899

    SCP-800 - An Eastern History
    SCP-801 - Seven Furs
    SCP-802 - Musical Tank
    SCP-803 - Predatory Parasols
    SCP-804 - World Without Man
    SCP-805 - Poison Wood Foal
    SCP-806 - Resurrection Projection
    SCP-807 - Heart Attack on a Plate
    SCP-808 - The Mechanical Choir
    SCP-809 - Combat Boots
    SCP-810 - The Never-want Lamp
    SCP-811 - Swamp Woman
    SCP-812 - A Big Box of River
    SCP-813 - Glass Shard
    SCP-814 - Pure Tones
    SCP-815 - Snake Nut Can
    SCP-816 - Darwin's Erector Set
    SCP-817 - Random Metamorphism
    SCP-818 - An Abandoned Project
    SCP-819 - Vital Suckers
    SCP-820 - Las Langostas Pintadas
    SCP-821 - Dixie Funland
    SCP-822 - Landmine Cacti
    SCP-823 - Carnival of Horrors
    SCP-824 - Active Weed Control
    SCP-825 - Helmet of Disturbing Visions
    SCP-826 - Draws You into the Book
    SCP-827 - The Soup
    SCP-828 - ᖃᓪᓗᐱᓪᓗᐃᑦ
    SCP-829 - Supersonic Can Opener
    SCP-830 - Inky Quicksand
    SCP-831 - Tinkerbug
    SCP-832 - Accountant's Coin
    SCP-833 - Charity Worms
    SCP-834 - Marked
    SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released
    SCP-836 - Structural Cancer
    SCP-837 - Multiplying Clay
    SCP-838 - The Dream Job
    SCP-839 - Candied Worms
    SCP-840 - Drain Feeder
    SCP-841 - Reverse Mirror Voodoo Doll Stick Puppet
    SCP-842 - Operations Table
    SCP-843 - "Cow Seeds"
    SCP-844 - Crybaby
    SCP-845 - Liquid Polecat
    SCP-846 - Robo-Dude
    SCP-847 - The Mannequin
    SCP-848 - Interdimensional Spider Web
    SCP-849 - A Perfect Day
    SCP-850 - School of Fish
    SCP-851 - Lullabugs
    SCP-852 - Lunar Anomaly
    SCP-853 - Weather Preserves
    SCP-854 - Dream Bridge
    SCP-855 - The Film Hall
    SCP-856 - Leopotamus
    SCP-857 - Human-Based Ecosystem
    SCP-858 - Gravity's Rainbow
    SCP-859 - Arachnophobic Orb
    SCP-860 - Blue Key
    SCP-861 - A Fallen Angel
    SCP-862 - Rats
    SCP-863 - Patchwork Crabs
    SCP-864 - Efficient Washbasin
    SCP-865 - The Gentleman's Lash
    SCP-866 - Supercomputer
    SCP-867 - Blood Spruce
    SCP-868 - Mnemonic Meme
    SCP-869 - Summer of '48
    SCP-870 - The Maybe There Monsters
    SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake
    SCP-872 - The Tattered Farmer
    SCP-873 - Russian Crystal Ball
    SCP-874 - Abyssal Fluid
    SCP-875 - War Criminals
    SCP-876 - Element-Switching Pills
    SCP-877 - University Microchips
    SCP-878 - The Actor
    SCP-879 - Colonial Cetacean
    SCP-880 - Trapped Winter
    SCP-881 - Little People
    SCP-882 - A Machine
    SCP-883 - Extradimensional Beehive
    SCP-884 - A Shaving Mirror
    SCP-885 - Living Vacuum
    SCP-886 - Nanny
    SCP-887 - Hypergraphia
    SCP-888 - Memory Stones
    SCP-889 - Hybridization
    SCP-890 - The Rocket Surgeon
    SCP-891 - California Field
    SCP-892 - Everyone's Spreadsheet
    SCP-893 - Asexual
    SCP-894 - Speak No, Hear No, See No
    SCP-895 - Camera Disruption
    SCP-896 - Online Role Playing Game
    SCP-897 - Voodoo Organ Transplant
    SCP-898 - Memetic Counter-Agent
    SCP-899 - Lost Children
    

    900 to 999

    SCP-900 - City of the Sun
    SCP-901 - The Building on the Square
    SCP-902 - The Final Countdown
    SCP-903 - Tunnel of Infinite Possibility
    SCP-904 - A Short Poem
    SCP-905 - Mr. Chameleon
    SCP-906 - Scouring Hive
    SCP-907 - An Exploratory Vehicle
    SCP-908 - Colocated Rock
    SCP-909 - Mr. Forgetful
    SCP-910 - Dust, Embodied
    SCP-911 - Egyptian Book of the Dead
    SCP-912 - Autonomous SWAT Armor
    SCP-913 - Mr. Hungry
    SCP-914 - The Clockworks
    SCP-915 - The Mechanotesseractic Computer
    SCP-916 - Man's Best Friend
    SCP-917 - Mr. Moon
    SCP-918 - Baby Mill
    SCP-919 - Needy Mirror
    SCP-920 - Mr. Lost
    SCP-921 - Museum of Memories
    SCP-922 - Another Version of the Truth
    SCP-923 - A Useful Tool
    SCP-924 - The Ice Water Men
    SCP-925 - The Mushroom Cultist
    SCP-926 - Guqin
    SCP-927 - Contagious House
    SCP-928 - The White King
    SCP-929 - The Cuckoo
    SCP-930 - Seagull Island
    SCP-931 - A Rice Bowl
    SCP-932 - Night Feeder
    SCP-933 - Duct Tape
    SCP-934 - Inland Lighthouse
    SCP-935 - Ancient Playing Cards
    SCP-936 - Fruit of Man
    SCP-937 - Walking Sticks
    SCP-938 - Blood and Thunder
    SCP-939 - With Many Voices
    SCP-940 - Araneae Marionettes
    SCP-941 - Sick of Motion
    SCP-942 - Blood Candy
    SCP-943 - Repayment in Kind
    SCP-944 - Mirror Maze
    SCP-945 - Box of Shawabti
    SCP-946 - A Formal Discussion
    SCP-947 - Son of a [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]
    SCP-948 - The Workaholic
    SCP-949 - Wondertainment Land
    SCP-950 - Clothes Dryer
    SCP-951 - My Friend LUCAS
    SCP-952 - NP Rock
    SCP-953 - Polymorphic Humanoid
    SCP-954 - Vocalizing Frogs
    SCP-955 - Mr. Sillybug
    SCP-956 - The Child-Breaker
    SCP-957 - Baiting
    SCP-958 - General-Beep
    SCP-959 - The Bogeyman
    SCP-960 - Inspiration
    SCP-961 - University Sundial
    SCP-962 - Tower of Babble
    SCP-963 - Immortality
    SCP-964 - Indescribable Polymorph
    SCP-965 - The Face In The Window
    SCP-966 - Sleep Killer
    SCP-967 - Infinite Scrapyard
    SCP-968 - Tar Baby
    SCP-969 - █████ Brand Mosquito Repellent
    SCP-970 - The Recursive Room
    SCP-971 - Exotic Fast Food Delivery
    SCP-972 - Immunity
    SCP-973 - Smokey
    SCP-974 - Treehouse Predator
    SCP-975 - Subway Frogs
    SCP-976 - Anomalous Hard Drive
    SCP-977 - The Security Station
    SCP-978 - Desire Camera
    SCP-979 - Stoneware Rabbit
    SCP-980 - An Absence of Detail
    SCP-981 - The Director's Cut
    SCP-982 - Chicago Loop
    SCP-983 - The Birthday Monkey
    SCP-984 - A Public Restroom
    SCP-985 - Lost Luggage Claim
    SCP-986 - Faulkner's Last Manuscript
    SCP-987 - Gruesome Gallery
    SCP-988 - Unopenable Chest
    SCP-989 - Self-Defense Sugar
    SCP-990 - Dream Man
    SCP-991 - A Syringe
    SCP-992 - Gaia's Emissary
    SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown
    SCP-994 - Some Silver Dishes
    SCP-995 - Under The Couch
    SCP-996 - Broken Topology
    SCP-997 - Vermin Suppressor
    SCP-998 - Missing Aircraft
    SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster
    

16. #16

    Keys: Series 2, SCP Series II

    1000 to 1099

    SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
    SCP-1001 - Ya-Te-Veo
    SCP-1002 - Demisers
    SCP-1003 - Tapeworm Child
    SCP-1004 - Factory Porn
    SCP-1005 - The Painted Man
    SCP-1006 - Spider Proletariat
    SCP-1007 - Mr. Life and Mr. Death
    SCP-1008 - Exile Stone
    SCP-1009 - The Beautiful World
    SCP-1010 - The Green Man
    SCP-1011 - Humanization Process
    SCP-1012 - Secret Chord
    SCP-1013 - Cockatrice
    SCP-1014 - Jonah Crusoe
    SCP-1015 - Poor Man's Midas
    SCP-1016 - The Bloody Key
    SCP-1017 - The Replacement
    SCP-1018 - The Thirst
    SCP-1019 - Mr. Toxic
    SCP-1020 - An Important Letter
    SCP-1021 - Exit
    SCP-1022 - Suspiciously Clean Coat
    SCP-1023 - The Glass Seismograph
    SCP-1024 - The Basic Set
    SCP-1025 - Encyclopedia of Diseases
    SCP-1026 - Someone You Know
    SCP-1027 - Carnivorous CNS
    SCP-1028 - Mindwarp Murmuration
    SCP-1029 - Scratch 'n' Sniff JPEG
    SCP-1030 - Anything Golem
    SCP-1031 - Red Light Enforcement Module
    SCP-1032 - The Prediction Clock
    SCP-1033 - 33 Second Man
    SCP-1034 - Dollmaker's Kit
    SCP-1035 - Decomposition Mitten
    SCP-1036 - Nkondi
    SCP-1037 - Rotbolt
    SCP-1038 - An RCA Cable
    SCP-1039 - The Gathering Doll
    SCP-1040 - "Daniel"
    SCP-1041 - Multiple Pasts Disorder
    SCP-1042 - Ghost Stone
    SCP-1043 - Instant Structures
    SCP-1044 - The Contradictory Echo
    SCP-1045 - Candle of Life
    SCP-1046 - A House Without a Bedroom
    SCP-1047 - Vengefully Ironic Street Signs
    SCP-1048 - Builder Bear
    SCP-1049 - The Bonetaker Owl
    SCP-1050 - Obsidian Obelisk of Warning
    SCP-1051 - Nevadan Extraterrestrial
    SCP-1052 - Ana
    SCP-1053 - Overpopulation
    SCP-1054 - The 'Garden' Gnome
    SCP-1055 - Bugsy
    SCP-1056 - Re-size It!
    SCP-1057 - Absence of Shark
    SCP-1058 - The Semivisible Man
    SCP-1059 - Infectious Censorship
    SCP-1060 - Penanggalan
    SCP-1061 - The Accidental Car
    SCP-1062 - NS Magazine - Time
    SCP-1063 - Freiherr von Schwarzwald
    SCP-1064 - Candle Ring
    SCP-1065 - Self-Immolating Books
    SCP-1066 - Instant Education
    SCP-1067 - Tea-making Teaspoons
    SCP-1068 - Harmless Nuke
    SCP-1069 - Ys
    SCP-1070 - Re-Educational Software
    SCP-1071 - Improvement Test
    SCP-1072 - Memory-Replacing Disc
    SCP-1073 - Computing Microbes
    SCP-1074 - Stendhal's Nightmare
    SCP-1075 - The Forest Normally Known as Vince
    SCP-1076 - The Only Child
    SCP-1077 - Devil's Cap Mushroom
    SCP-1078 - Sight-Stealing Eye
    SCP-1079 - Dr Wondertainment's Bubblebath Bonbons
    SCP-1080 - The Creche
    SCP-1081 - University Speakers
    SCP-1082 - The Whole Truth
    SCP-1083 - University Skull
    SCP-1084 - Damaged Mausoleum
    SCP-1085 - Pound Off the Pounds!
    SCP-1086 - Second-Brain Syndrome
    SCP-1087 - White Tarsier
    SCP-1088 - The Eternity Ward
    SCP-1089 - The IC-UC
    SCP-1090 - Cordless Headphones
    SCP-1091 - Digital Mode Shortwave Entity
    SCP-1092 - A Species of Fish
    SCP-1093 - The Lamp Man
    SCP-1094 - Playground of the Lost
    SCP-1095 - The Fall of a King
    SCP-1096 - Perfect Plastic
    SCP-1097 - Liquefied Empath
    SCP-1098 - Virulent Word
    SCP-1099 - Spawn-Water
    

    1100 to 1199

    SCP-1100 - Gaia's Blood
    SCP-1101 - An Interesting Topic
    SCP-1102 - The Blue Ridge Phenomenon
    SCP-1103 - Dr. Wondertainment Young Surgeon's Transplant Kit
    SCP-1104 - Nose Crab
    SCP-1105 - Neural Polypore
    SCP-1106 - "Grow Your Own Child" Kit
    SCP-1107 - A Signal
    SCP-1108 - A Swamp God
    SCP-1109 - The Painkiller
    SCP-1110 - Videos of a Robbery
    SCP-1111 - The White Dog
    SCP-1112 - Shadow Play
    SCP-1113 - Lachesis' Spinner
    SCP-1114 - What a Dummy
    SCP-1115 - Distant Early Warning
    SCP-1116 - Humanoid Remote Drones
    SCP-1117 - Feasting Table
    SCP-1118 - Os Sumum
    SCP-1119 - No Touching
    SCP-1120 - Freeze Tag
    SCP-1121 - The Skinning Disease
    SCP-1122 - The House of Tomorrow
    SCP-1123 - Atrocity Skull
    SCP-1124 - Xenoplague
    SCP-1125 - Answer Dice
    SCP-1126 - Agent Palmer
    SCP-1127 - A Film Festival
    SCP-1128 - Aquatic Horror
    SCP-1129 - Hyperarousal Response
    SCP-1130 - A Handy Shortcut
    SCP-1131 - The Oscar Bug
    SCP-1132 - Snake Tongue
    SCP-1133 - Intravenous Sin
    SCP-1134 - Lead Paint
    SCP-1135 - Living Village
    SCP-1136 - Subjective Directional Gravity
    SCP-1137 - Perfect Sphere
    SCP-1138 - Book of Letters
    SCP-1139 - The Broken Tongue
    SCP-1140 - Gurgles
    SCP-1141 - Entrepreneurial Spirit
    SCP-1142 - A Cry for Help
    SCP-1143 - Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions
    SCP-1144 - Orion Scales
    SCP-1145 - Nagasaki Teddy
    SCP-1146 - Psycho Printer
    SCP-1147 - Adaptive Plum Tree
    SCP-1148 - Imperfect Image
    SCP-1149 - Erratic Weather Vane
    SCP-1150 - The Passengers
    SCP-1151 - A Handy Marker
    SCP-1152 - A Common Raccoon
    SCP-1153 - Programmable Patients
    SCP-1154 - Conceptual Dragon
    SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art
    SCP-1156 - Wellington the Wonder Horse
    SCP-1157 - Bifurcating Man
    SCP-1158 - Arboreal Jellyfish Puppeteers
    SCP-1159 - The Wind Harp
    SCP-1160 - Effective Containment
    SCP-1161 - How-To Book
    SCP-1162 - Astronaut Joe
    SCP-1163 - Face Swapper
    SCP-1164 - Echoing Epitaph
    SCP-1165 - Minus Level
    SCP-1166 - Perfect Lab Specimen
    SCP-1167 - Disembodied Robot Head
    SCP-1168 - A Highly Immature and Completely Unofficial Parody
    SCP-1169 - Lamarck's Giraffe
    SCP-1170 - Romantic Ghost
    SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home
    SCP-1172 - Double Word Scare
    SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace
    SCP-1174 - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
    SCP-1175 - Bovine Icon and Guards
    SCP-1176 - Mellified Man
    SCP-1177 - The Coupon Cutter
    SCP-1178 - Floating ICBM
    SCP-1179 - Centralian Fire Demon
    SCP-1180 - A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
    SCP-1181 - Interactive Kaleidoscope
    SCP-1182 - Clockwork Octopus
    SCP-1183 - Piles of Everything
    SCP-1184 - Truth
    SCP-1185 - Self-Supplying Gasoline Pump
    SCP-1186 - Cochlear Cicadas
    SCP-1187 - Stationary ATV
    SCP-1188 - Matter-Displacing Flashlight
    SCP-1189 - The Sound
    SCP-1190 - Universal Simulator
    SCP-1191 - Criminal Past
    SCP-1192 - "Timmy"
    SCP-1193 - Buried Giant
    SCP-1194 - Damaged Toy Horse
    SCP-1195 - Child's Storybook
    SCP-1196 - Chairopractors
    SCP-1197 - Room For One
    SCP-1198 - Endless Echo
    SCP-1199 - Fleshtone Paint
    

    1200 to 1299

    SCP-1200 - A Little Taste Of Factory
    SCP-1201 - Zoroaster's Well
    SCP-1202 - Lost Voice
    SCP-1203 - Ouroboros
    SCP-1204 - The Social Disease
    SCP-1205 - Wallflower
    SCP-1206 - Lost Muse
    SCP-1207 - Not a Mirror
    SCP-1208 - WaffleMaster 3000
    SCP-1209 - Many Eyes in Many Places
    SCP-1210 - Anomalous Radar Station
    SCP-1211 - King in the Castle
    SCP-1212 - Irresponsible Competition
    SCP-1213 - Orphaned Catapult
    SCP-1214 - Anomalous Random Number Generator
    SCP-1215 - Peri Logismon
    SCP-1216 - Pyrami
    SCP-1217 - An Office Complex
    SCP-1218 - One-Way Glass
    SCP-1219 - Whistler
    SCP-1220 - Logos
    SCP-1221 - Unidentified Bus
    SCP-1222 - Stasis Box
    SCP-1223 - Photographic Memory
    SCP-1224 - Li'l Chemist Kit
    SCP-1225 - The Worst Christmas
    SCP-1226 - Postmodernism
    SCP-1227 - The Family Man
    SCP-1228 - The Fan Club
    SCP-1229 - Thirty-Seven Films Starring Lana Neal
    SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born
    SCP-1231 - The Theoretical Family
    SCP-1232 - Novosadov Syndrome
    SCP-1233 - The Lunatic
    SCP-1234 - An Abandoned Bakery
    SCP-1235 - Atlas Microcosm
    SCP-1236 - Four Paintings
    SCP-1237 - The Epsilon Wave
    SCP-1238 - Tunnelfish
    SCP-1239 - Adult Play Area
    SCP-1240 - The Mixed-up Pet Shop
    SCP-1241 - Livin' With Werewolves
    SCP-1242 - Doppelganger Virus
    SCP-1243 - Relocation Services
    SCP-1244 - Universal Stopwatch
    SCP-1245 - Whaling Ship
    SCP-1246 - Stone Spiral
    SCP-1247 - LaBeouf Viewer
    SCP-1248 - Personality Recorder
    SCP-1249 - Pestilence
    SCP-1250 - Alternate Reality Recorders
    SCP-1251 - The Accident Blackspot
    SCP-1252 - A Half-Formed Idea
    SCP-1253 - Quechuan Priests
    SCP-1254 - Paper People
    SCP-1255 - Grapes from Dawn Farm and Ranch
    SCP-1256 - Bees Are Smarter Than You Think
    SCP-1257 - Agent Danny of the SCP
    SCP-1258 - The Way of the Masters
    SCP-1259 - "The Ancient Prophecy"
    SCP-1260 - HMS Tiresias
    SCP-1261 - Memetic Emu
    SCP-1262 - Seed of Destruction
    SCP-1263 - Talking Heads
    SCP-1264 - Resurrected Wreckage
    SCP-1265 - The Mesozoic Preserve
    SCP-1266 - Permian Ark
    SCP-1267 - Metamorphic Mammal
    SCP-1268 - Mass Hysteria
    SCP-1269 - Stalker Mailbox
    SCP-1270 - Man with a Gun
    SCP-1271 - Kickball Field, Sheckler Elementary
    SCP-1272 - Slow-Motion Catastrophe
    SCP-1273 - Stuck
    SCP-1274 - Dance Craze
    SCP-1275 - Silent Bandit
    SCP-1276 - Venusian Launch Pad
    SCP-1277 - Thirsty Cactus
    SCP-1278 - A Picture Frame
    SCP-1279 - People Dogs
    SCP-1280 - Mematodes
    SCP-1281 - The Harbinger
    SCP-1282 - Reverse Were-Rabbits
    SCP-1283 - Radio Panic
    SCP-1284 - The Moon's Child Bride
    SCP-1285 - The Wooden Movie Prop
    SCP-1286 - Sad Man
    SCP-1287 - Closure
    SCP-1288 - Timely Encouragement
    SCP-1289 - Charon's Obol
    SCP-1290 - Imperfect Teleporter
    SCP-1291 - Football Gods
    SCP-1292 - Contagious Scantron Disease
    SCP-1293 - Squeedle Deedle Dee!
    SCP-1294 - The Laughing Fox
    SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner
    SCP-1296 - Dial-a-Llama
    SCP-1297 - A Jar of Toenails
    SCP-1298 - The Doorstep Babies
    SCP-1299 - Drowning Tub
    

    1300 to 1399

    SCP-1300 - Liquid Surgeon
    SCP-1301 - The Singing Violin
    SCP-1302 - Loss Chaser
    SCP-1303 - Hunting Cavern
    SCP-1304 - Metafictional Rebirth Ritual
    SCP-1305 - Cat Lure
    SCP-1306 - Potion of Summon Bird
    SCP-1307 - The Person Sharpener
    SCP-1308 - Hungarian Floater
    SCP-1309 - Time-Locked Town
    SCP-1310 - Examination Room 10
    SCP-1311 - Sudden Body Integrity Failure
    SCP-1312 - Site 41
    SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear
    SCP-1314 - Memetic Universe
    SCP-1315 - The Hardest Game
    SCP-1316 - Lucy the Kitten Feline Espionage Device
    SCP-1317 - Factory Makeup
    SCP-1318 - Consultant Rats
    SCP-1319 - The Split-Up
    SCP-1320 - Refractive Explorers
    SCP-1321 - Cathar Journal
    SCP-1322 - Glory Hole
    SCP-1323 - A County Fair
    SCP-1324 - A Printer's Purpose
    SCP-1325 - Easter Frog
    SCP-1326 - The Lexicon
    SCP-1327 - Intelligence Switcher
    SCP-1328 - 51st State of Mind
    SCP-1329 - The Aquarium
    SCP-1330 - Universal Dumping Grounds
    SCP-1331 - Mouth Soap
    SCP-1332 - Involuntary Shapeshifting
    SCP-1333 - The Phantom App
    SCP-1334 - Numerology Ghost's Apartment
    SCP-1335 - Fortune Cookie Neighbor
    SCP-1336 - 5,000 Dots
    SCP-1337 - The Hitchhiker
    SCP-1338 - Child of Trees
    SCP-1339 - Justified Badge
    SCP-1340 - The Fraternal Order of Cave Mantas
    SCP-1341 - "JUNGLE IN A JAR"
    SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music
    SCP-1343 - Pile Up
    SCP-1344 - Eye-Catching Goggles
    SCP-1345 - Propaganda Machine
    SCP-1346 - Phobia Induction Corridor
    SCP-1347 - Box Full of Questions
    SCP-1348 - Inner Sanctum
    SCP-1349 - Stomach Bug
    SCP-1350 - The Pixel
    SCP-1351 - Moebius Cave
    SCP-1352 - Sentient Whirlwind
    SCP-1353 - Comforting Centipedes
    SCP-1354 - Fancy-Talking Soup
    SCP-1355 - House of Harmonious Boxes
    SCP-1356 - Rubber Ducky
    SCP-1357 - The Children's Park
    SCP-1358 - Northern Lights
    SCP-1359 - Indulgence in Flesh
    SCP-1360 - PSHUD #31
    SCP-1361 - Animal By-Product
    SCP-1362 - The Cartographers' Guild
    SCP-1363 - Possessed Virus
    SCP-1364 - Ultra-Vulnerable Mammal
    SCP-1365 - Bike Justice
    SCP-1366 - The Rumor Mill
    SCP-1367 - Party Balloon
    SCP-1368 - Aegides
    SCP-1369 - Feelers
    SCP-1370 - Pesterbot
    SCP-1371 - Curiously Buoyant Amphibian
    SCP-1372 - The Utter West
    SCP-1373 - Laser Shark Fetuses
    SCP-1374 - Preparation
    SCP-1375 - Extraterrestrial Tube Station
    SCP-1376 - Documentary Camcorder
    SCP-1377 - Automaton Parliament
    SCP-1378 - A Trip to the Mall
    SCP-1379 - Stab Your Inner Child
    SCP-1380 - Room #16
    SCP-1381 - Cats' Cabinet
    SCP-1382 - Save Our Souls
    SCP-1383 - Partially-Functioning Pataphorical Torment Chamber
    SCP-1384 - Taker of Turns
    SCP-1385 - The Mistake Ring
    SCP-1386 - Sentient Ice Cream Van
    SCP-1387 - Giant Seagull Airlines
    SCP-1388 - One Size Fits All Superoos®
    SCP-1389 - A Saint
    SCP-1390 - A Dead Language
    SCP-1391 - Field of Stone
    SCP-1392 - Functioning Scarificator
    SCP-1393 - Somebody Else's Mess
    SCP-1394 - Dream Syringe
    SCP-1395 - Cave Apparition
    SCP-1396 - Jovian Kill-Sats
    SCP-1397 - A Failed Work of Art
    SCP-1398 - Hateful Dead
    SCP-1399 - Another Way of Hearing
    

    1400 to 1499

    SCP-1400 - Sirens
    SCP-1401 - Lost Highway
    SCP-1402 - The Tell-All Briefcase
    SCP-1403 - Electric Goldfish
    SCP-1404 - Cereal Bowl
    SCP-1405 - A Large Prehistoric Sloth
    SCP-1406 - An Old Entity
    SCP-1407 - DJ's Headphones
    SCP-1408 - Victorian-Era Memory Rewriter
    SCP-1409 - The Whalesong Beacon
    SCP-1410 - Sweating Stone
    SCP-1411 - Mirror, Mirror
    SCP-1412 - Two Dead Sisters
    SCP-1413 - SPORTSBALL
    SCP-1414 - Passive-Aggressive Radio
    SCP-1415 - Flesh Gauntlet
    SCP-1416 - Transmigratory Teapot
    SCP-1417 - Swiss Army Banana
    SCP-1418 - The Dowager's Comb
    SCP-1419 - Religious Broadcasting
    SCP-1420 - Tartary Eggs
    SCP-1421 - The Unreliable Oracle
    SCP-1422 - The Yellowstone Anomaly
    SCP-1423 - Summer of '76
    SCP-1424 - Patches
    SCP-1425 - Star Signals
    SCP-1426 - Planetary Core Drill Bits
    SCP-1427 - Extinguishing Stele
    SCP-1428 - Jinwu
    SCP-1429 - Organoid Organisms
    SCP-1430 - The Orator's Staff
    SCP-1431 - Scavenger Hunt!
    SCP-1432 - Doll DVD
    SCP-1433 - The Sound of Silence
    SCP-1434 - The Brutal Brick
    SCP-1435 - Grog the Cave Monster
    SCP-1436 - Probability Phoenix
    SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place
    SCP-1438 - Invaders
    SCP-1439 - Serial Stickers
    SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere
    SCP-1441 - Cold Fusion Paper-Towel Dispenser
    SCP-1442 - Incorporated
    SCP-1443 - Avernus Vine
    SCP-1444 - Hunger.
    SCP-1445 - An Antique Spacecraft
    SCP-1446 - Metaphysical Graffiti
    SCP-1447 - Tulpa
    SCP-1448 - Legend Tripping
    SCP-1449 - Dreamtime Whale Shark
    SCP-1450 - Iridescence
    SCP-1451 - Sunken Children's Perimeter
    SCP-1452 - Terrible Home Additions
    SCP-1453 - Opalus Probandi
    SCP-1454 - Sibling Rivalry
    SCP-1455 - Lagging Door
    SCP-1456 - "You've Won!"
    SCP-1457 - Mourning Cloak
    SCP-1458 - The Tired Mother
    SCP-1459 - The Puppy Machine
    SCP-1460 - Dreamwalker
    SCP-1461 - House of the Worm
    SCP-1462 - Renewable Energy Source
    SCP-1463 - Comprehension/Invasion/Evasion
    SCP-1464 - Pond of Atrocities
    SCP-1465 - Photographos Thaumantos
    SCP-1466 - A Canary
    SCP-1467 - The Man that Wasn't
    SCP-1468 - Literature Birds
    SCP-1469 - Cookie Cutters
    SCP-1470 - Telepathic Spider
    SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0
    SCP-1472 - Multiverse Strip Club
    SCP-1473 - Live the Words
    SCP-1474 - In Solidarity with Xiu Lidao, Great Sage, Equal of Heaven
    SCP-1475 - 100% Brainpower
    SCP-1476 - Shattering Geese
    SCP-1477 - The Philosopher's Stove
    SCP-1478 - Inconveniently Stereotypical Cacti
    SCP-1479 - Inside-Outside
    SCP-1480 - Bus #64
    SCP-1481 - Crack Genie
    SCP-1482 - Mutilated Animal House
    SCP-1483 - The Third Antarctic Empire
    SCP-1484 - Murder Diary
    SCP-1485 - Normality
    SCP-1486 - "Benny"
    SCP-1487 - Beautiful Bones
    SCP-1488 - Partially Roboticized Tortoises
    SCP-1489 - A "Ghost Train"
    SCP-1490 - Animal Sculptor
    SCP-1491 - Camera man
    SCP-1492 - Ill-Begotten Gains
    SCP-1493 - The Whispering Worms
    SCP-1494 - Terminal Castaways
    SCP-1495 - Karmic Musth
    SCP-1496 - The Most Profound Statement in History A Place Setting
    SCP-1497 - Visual Perfection
    SCP-1498 - Dial-A-Dream
    SCP-1499 - The Gas Mask
    

    1500 to 1599

    SCP-1500 - Zachary Callahan
    SCP-1501 - Every Penny Counts
    SCP-1502 - The Feeny Stitcher
    SCP-1503 - Agoraphobic Stone
    SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo
    SCP-1505 - Paradoxical Avian Propagation
    SCP-1506 - Aerial Arachnid
    SCP-1507 - Pink Flamingos
    SCP-1508 - Mikey's Chore
    SCP-1509 - The Blade of Rebirth
    SCP-1510 - The Tarnished Legionnaire
    SCP-1511 - Mobile Paradise
    SCP-1512 - Irrational Root
    SCP-1513 - Potted Pets
    SCP-1514 - Star Wars
    SCP-1515 - Wallaby Wannabes
    SCP-1516 - The Written Man
    SCP-1517 - Candy Critters
    SCP-1518 - The Bubble Fountain
    SCP-1519 - Renaissance Organism
    SCP-1520 - An Elderly Monk
    SCP-1521 - The Most Holy Bank of His Holiness Pope Leo the Tenth, Saint in Waiting
    SCP-1522 - Ships That Pass In The Night
    SCP-1523 - Soul Brother
    SCP-1524 - A Small Business
    SCP-1525 - The Emperor's New Watch
    SCP-1526 - Papers, Please
    SCP-1527 - Our Bellmaker, Our Radiant Skies
    SCP-1528 - Finished With Lies
    SCP-1529 - King of the Mountain
    SCP-1530 - A Bender's Friends
    SCP-1531 - Perfect Lie Detector
    SCP-1532 - Dr. Gale’s Human Emporium©
    SCP-1533 - The Collective
    SCP-1534 - One Best Way
    SCP-1535 - Purgatory
    SCP-1536 - Doppelgängers
    SCP-1537 - The Words of Akul'hil
    SCP-1538 - Instructions to a Twin-Screw Extruder
    SCP-1539 - Semantic Dissociator
    SCP-1540 - Metamorphic Identity
    SCP-1541 - The Drunken God
    SCP-1542 - Subject: A-35
    SCP-1543 - Efrain's Dialtone
    SCP-1544 - Slinky Man
    SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama
    SCP-1546 - University Ballcap
    SCP-1547 - A Mother's Love
    SCP-1548 - The Star, the Hateful
    SCP-1549 - In Absence of a Perfect Medium
    SCP-1550 - Dr. Wondertainment's Custom-Pets™
    SCP-1551 - Repeating House
    SCP-1552 - The Dog Who Loves Closeups
    SCP-1553 - Dr. Wondertainment's Shadow Paint Play-Set!
    SCP-1554 - The Damaged Fellowship
    SCP-1555 - Facility
    SCP-1556 - Misthorses
    SCP-1557 - Giraffe Hell
    SCP-1558 - Snuff Tower
    SCP-1559 - Birdsoul In Your House
    SCP-1560 - Extradimensional Albatross
    SCP-1561 - The Tyrant's Pretext
    SCP-1562 - Tunnel Slide
    SCP-1563 - Property Markers
    SCP-1564 - Post-Nibbanic
    SCP-1565 - Martian Turtles
    SCP-1566 - Free Hugs
    SCP-1567 - The Dunne of Gallen
    SCP-1568 - Kingston the Crab
    SCP-1569 - Jumbo Shrimp
    SCP-1570 - The Shocked Woman
    SCP-1571 - Keeper of Treasures
    SCP-1572 - Root Map
    SCP-1573 - Kids These Days
    SCP-1574 - Searching…
    SCP-1575 - Venus Statue
    SCP-1576 - Edisonian Afterlife Communicator
    SCP-1577 - A Flare Gun
    SCP-1578 - Standers
    SCP-1579 - Different Skin
    SCP-1580 - Recycling Leaves
    SCP-1581 - A Balanced Diet
    SCP-1582 - Ant Man
    SCP-1583 - It Only Makes Us Stronger
    SCP-1584 - www.floatationdevice.███
    SCP-1585 - Red Queen Island
    SCP-1586 - Fetal Singularity
    SCP-1587 - Dreamland
    SCP-1588 - The Cliff Face
    SCP-1589 - Roman Anthropophagus
    SCP-1590 - The Book of Tamlin
    SCP-1591 - Fallen Star
    SCP-1592 - Paradise Television
    SCP-1593 - The Dragging Finger
    SCP-1594 - Earth's Corps
    SCP-1595 - Out of Time
    SCP-1596 - House Fire
    SCP-1597 - A Security Blanket
    SCP-1598 - Unforeseen Setbacks
    SCP-1599 - Broken Spybot
    

    1600 to 1699

    SCP-1600 - Philosopher's Cheese
    SCP-1601 - The Records of [REDACTED]
    SCP-1602 - A Shower Curtain
    SCP-1603 - The Murder of █████ ███████
    SCP-1604 - The Ball and Chain
    SCP-1605 - Appeler Une Croix
    SCP-1606 - Memory Loss
    SCP-1607 - Culture Generator
    SCP-1608 - Yu-Kiang
    SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair
    SCP-1610 - Testing May Continue
    SCP-1611 - Guarded Apartment
    SCP-1612 - Fires of Pangloss
    SCP-1613 - The Spoken Fool
    SCP-1614 - The Flea
    SCP-1615 - Photosynthetic Manna
    SCP-1616 - Nibbles
    SCP-1617 - Cracked Classics
    SCP-1618 - Gilded Urinal
    SCP-1619 - Site-45-C: Floor 24
    SCP-1620 - Reflection Infection
    SCP-1621 - A Useful Plant
    SCP-1622 - Cheese With Expensive Tastes
    SCP-1623 - Night Marches
    SCP-1624 - Heartworms
    SCP-1625 - Tradition
    SCP-1626 - Drunkshirt
    SCP-1627 - Mushroom Wars
    SCP-1628 - Storage Tunnel #1812
    SCP-1629 - Ready or Not
    SCP-1630 - Human Food Pyramid
    SCP-1631 - La Vie En Rose
    SCP-1632 - Better Ring Xing
    SCP-1633 - The Most Dangerous Video Game
    SCP-1634 - Dental Crown Cinema
    SCP-1635 - Returned Items
    SCP-1636 - The Principal Skinner
    SCP-1637 - The Army of the Future
    SCP-1638 - Silence
    SCP-1639 - The Jazz Station
    SCP-1640 - Lunar Leporine
    SCP-1641 - Mechanitis pyrotechnica
    SCP-1642 - Dr. Wondertainment's Insta-teen Tablets™
    SCP-1643 - The City and the Tower
    SCP-1644 - The Obelisk
    SCP-1645 - The Viper and the Virus
    SCP-1646 - Vendetta
    SCP-1647 - Log of Extra-Scholastic Events
    SCP-1648 - The Hunch and The Huzzard
    SCP-1649 - Heck and Becker's Timely Hour
    SCP-1650 - Macabee Oil
    SCP-1651 - Carnival Prize
    SCP-1652 - Mercy in the Storm
    SCP-1653 - I Want
    SCP-1654 - Tuned to a Dead Channel
    SCP-1655 - Sorrow Tick
    SCP-1656 - Jealous Limbs
    SCP-1657 - MAN EGG
    SCP-1658 - Textual Mold
    SCP-1659 - Directorate K
    SCP-1660 - Unearthly Forest
    SCP-1661 - Gremlins
    SCP-1662 - Paupers' Post
    SCP-1663 - Containment Site 1663-0
    SCP-1664 - Living Ink
    SCP-1665 - 8 Across, 18 Across
    SCP-1666 - The Devil's Music
    SCP-1667 - Shoe-In
    SCP-1668 - Deliver Us From Knowledge
    SCP-1669 - Self-Terminating Loop
    SCP-1670 - Interdimensional House of Pancakes
    SCP-1671 - Corpse Mine
    SCP-1672 - Thinking Inside the Box
    SCP-1673 - Friendly Graveyard
    SCP-1674 - Camera Obscura
    SCP-1675 - Goose Terminator
    SCP-1676 - Customer Loyalty Program
    SCP-1677 - The Song Stuck In Your Head
    SCP-1678 - UnLondon
    SCP-1679 - Post-Mortem Peoples' Choice
    SCP-1680 - Tyler
    SCP-1681 - American Idols
    SCP-1682 - Solar Parasite
    SCP-1683 - Moonstruck Bedroom
    SCP-1684 - Viral Realty
    SCP-1685 - View Points
    SCP-1686 - Fishy Rain
    SCP-1687 - The Violin
    SCP-1688 - Brain Storm
    SCP-1689 - Bag of Holding Potatoes
    SCP-1690 - Sentimental Sushi Man with a Wasabi Sculpture
    SCP-1691 - A Revolving Door
    SCP-1692 - Came Back Haunted
    SCP-1693 - Infectious dementia
    SCP-1694 - The Ghosts of Venus
    SCP-1695 - Circus Contraption
    SCP-1696 - Dr. Wondertainment’s Little Big-Banger™
    SCP-1697 - The Écorché Father
    SCP-1698 - You Can't Get There From Here
    SCP-1699 - Inferior Volcano
    

    1700 to 1799

    SCP-1700 - Debtshop
    SCP-1701 - In Tents and Purposes
    SCP-1702 - The French Hive
    SCP-1703 - Slightly Radioactive Lightbulb
    SCP-1704 - Finished Business
    SCP-1705 - A Collection of Bones
    SCP-1706 - Eater of Dreams
    SCP-1707 - New Skin
    SCP-1708 - The Hollowed
    SCP-1709 - Human Fetus Composite
    SCP-1710 - Life as a Tree
    SCP-1711 - You Speak My Language
    SCP-1712 - An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959
    SCP-1713 - Mechanical Curiosity
    SCP-1714 - The Parsimonious Physicist
    SCP-1715 - Online Friend
    SCP-1716 - Imperfect Life Extender
    SCP-1717 - Green ACRES
    SCP-1718 - Experimental Containment Unit
    SCP-1719 - The Harrison-Grey Effect
    SCP-1720 - Hijacked Space Probe
    SCP-1721 - Cultural Revolution
    SCP-1722 - Curmudgeon's Cudgel
    SCP-1723 - Radio Intercepting Woman
    SCP-1724 - Soul Meter
    SCP-1725 - Servant Enhancements
    SCP-1726 - The Library and the Pillar
    SCP-1727 - Auto-Heaven
    SCP-1728 - Buttery Decapitated Highwayman
    SCP-1729 - The Collectors
    SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13?
    SCP-1731 - An Exercise in Futility
    SCP-1732 - Septimius Leo
    SCP-1733 - Season Opener
    SCP-1734 - The Hole in the Deck
    SCP-1735 - Kind of Impenetrable Barrier
    SCP-1736 - Voice of the Light
    SCP-1737 - The Referee
    SCP-1738 - Phobia Sampler
    SCP-1739 - Obsolete Laptop
    SCP-1740 - Playgrounded
    SCP-1741 - A Boat Ride
    SCP-1742 - A Squalid Development
    SCP-1743 - A Situation Comedy
    SCP-1744 - Shell Secrets
    SCP-1745 - Phantom Helicopter
    SCP-1746 - Anomalous Weather Pattern
    SCP-1747 - Going, Going, Gone
    SCP-1748 - The Dragon's Legacy
    SCP-1749 - Trans-American Murder Messengers
    SCP-1750 - Jurassic Park
    SCP-1751 - Event Perception
    SCP-1752 - Helpline
    SCP-1753 - Vertigo
    SCP-1754 - Unskulling Skull
    SCP-1755 - Cotton Blight
    SCP-1756 - At the Movies
    SCP-1757 - Recorded Curio
    SCP-1758 - O Mio Babbino Caro
    SCP-1759 - "Lovely Lucy"
    SCP-1760 - Casket Garden
    SCP-1761 - The Republic of Arnold Fitzwilliams
    SCP-1762 - Where The Dragons Went
    SCP-1763 - Found Space Theatre
    SCP-1764 - DARD Information Restrictions Apply
    SCP-1765 - Sisters
    SCP-1766 - Radar Signature
    SCP-1767 - An Agent Of The Shark Punching Center
    SCP-1768 - Floor Games
    SCP-1769 - The Beloved
    SCP-1770 - The Maker of Chains
    SCP-1771 - Seasonal House
    SCP-1772 - "Egg" Allergy
    SCP-1773 - Gumi Beeps
    SCP-1774 - The Proof's Equipment
    SCP-1775 - Retail Specters
    SCP-1776 - The Patriot's Folly
    SCP-1777 - Kings Cave
    SCP-1778 - Valor
    SCP-1779 - Dime Consumers
    SCP-1780 - The Temporal Anomalies Department
    SCP-1781 - The Moonlight Theater
    SCP-1782 - Tabula Rasa
    SCP-1783 - Cardboard Cutout Dog
    SCP-1784 - Skywriter Sloths
    SCP-1785 - A Rose By Any Other Name
    SCP-1786 - A Rowboat
    SCP-1787 - The Dog Whittler
    SCP-1788 - The Adults
    SCP-1789 - Irate Finger
    SCP-1790 - Layla
    SCP-1791 - Mobile Homes
    SCP-1792 - Viral Video
    SCP-1793 - A Happy Bunny
    SCP-1794 - Sapient Grapefruit
    SCP-1795 - The Star Womb
    SCP-1796 - TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS
    SCP-1797 - Kitten Flu
    SCP-1798 - Children of the void
    SCP-1799 - Mr. Laugh
    

    1800 to 1899

    SCP-1800 - The Minotaur
    SCP-1801 - Sharing Sickness
    SCP-1802 - "Skip"
    SCP-1803 - The Collage
    SCP-1804 - Underwood #5
    SCP-1805 - A Real Doll
    SCP-1806 - Shadow Sculpture
    SCP-1807 - Home Sweet Okapi
    SCP-1808 - Spongebob Watches
    SCP-1809 - Microscopic Cellular Housing Enthusiasts
    SCP-1810 - Mr. Pierrot
    SCP-1811 - Shelf Life
    SCP-1812 - Extralunar Meme
    SCP-1813 - Schrödinger
    SCP-1814 - Fossilized Flame
    SCP-1815 - A Mercurial Doppelganger
    SCP-1816 - With Skill and Care
    SCP-1817 - It is a Mist Eerie
    SCP-1818 - Flying Rabbits
    SCP-1819 - Darkness is Only Skin Deep.
    SCP-1820 - The Lost Cabin
    SCP-1821 - Light-Extinguishing Gulper
    SCP-1822 - The Quantification of Luck
    SCP-1823 - Rock in a Hard Place
    SCP-1824 - A Mother's Son
    SCP-1825 - The Wrecking Pinball
    SCP-1826 - Victims of the Wild Hunt
    SCP-1827 - A Trap for Turkeys
    SCP-1828 - An Accurate Dollhouse
    SCP-1829 - Carnivorous Waterslide
    SCP-1830 - The Guardian Projection
    SCP-1831 - I Feel Homesick For A Place I'm Not Even Sure Exists
    SCP-1832 - Faith Half-Healer
    SCP-1833 - Class of '76
    SCP-1834 - Uriel Fishbones
    SCP-1835 - Rupertian Zeppelins
    SCP-1836 - Mother in the Ice
    SCP-1837 - Acid Mop
    SCP-1838 - Bob
    SCP-1839 - Reproductive Methods of Bony Fish
    SCP-1840 - A Persistent Corpse
    SCP-1841 - So Much To See, So Much Unseen
    SCP-1842 - Dr. Wondertainment's Magic Microwave Set!
    SCP-1843 - God of Lambs
    SCP-1844 - Crater at 31.7███° N, 35.1███° E
    SCP-1845 - Animal Kingdom
    SCP-1846 - Maize Angel
    SCP-1847 - The Rake
    SCP-1848 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-1849 - Telepathic Parrot
    SCP-1850 - Accipiter sopwithii
    SCP-1851 - Doll House
    SCP-1852 - Dictus Ultima
    SCP-1853 - Performance Enhancer
    SCP-1854 - Consumerism
    SCP-1855 - Old Roads
    SCP-1856 - Corrosive Corpse
    SCP-1857 - Cultist Skull
    SCP-1858 - Playing Chicken
    SCP-1859 - Life Over Geological Time
    SCP-1860 - Its Bleeding Song
    SCP-1861 - The Crew of the HMS Wintersheimer
    SCP-1862 - The Fluoridated Man
    SCP-1863 - Lime Liftoff and Sarsaparilla Cream
    SCP-1864 - The Lonely Liar
    SCP-1865 - TaoTao
    SCP-1866 - The Phone Bill
    SCP-1867 - A Gentleman
    SCP-1868 - Speaks For Her
    SCP-1869 - The Silence of the Forest
    SCP-1870 - Record Skip
    SCP-1871 - Vorpal Sword
    SCP-1872 - Vehicular Lazer Pointer
    SCP-1873 - What's in the box?
    SCP-1874 - Zis Boom Baa
    SCP-1875 - Antique Chess Computer
    SCP-1876 - Selfish Toothbrush
    SCP-1877 - The Guts of the Earth
    SCP-1878 - Milkman Mimic
    SCP-1879 - Indoor Salesman
    SCP-1880 - Gem of Aspects
    SCP-1881 - Arcade Machine
    SCP-1882 - MC&D Television
    SCP-1883 - Gamification
    SCP-1884 - Madame Rezarta and Her Amazing Palm Reader
    SCP-1885 - Fissile Molar
    SCP-1886 - The More The Merrier
    SCP-1887 - Quantum Mechanics
    SCP-1888 - Terraforming Temple
    SCP-1889 - Calculus Trap
    SCP-1890 - The Family Photo Album
    SCP-1891 - Constructeur
    SCP-1892 - Psychiatry Chair
    SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale
    SCP-1894 - Crash Course Diet
    SCP-1895 - A Rigged Game
    SCP-1896 - The Family Tire Swing
    SCP-1897 - Human Domestication Society
    SCP-1898 - Non-Euclidian Playsets
    SCP-1899 - Suspended Bullet
    

    1900 to 1999

    SCP-1900 - Dr. Bryshevskiy’s Book
    SCP-1901 - Elvis Lives
    SCP-1902 - Amnesiac Deity of the Wastes
    SCP-1903 - Jackie's Secret
    SCP-1904 - Play Tubes
    SCP-1905 - Dino Hunter Model 6
    SCP-1906 - A Pleasant Place to Read
    SCP-1907 - The Nexus
    SCP-1908 - Mr. Soap
    SCP-1909 - Conquerer's Tomb
    SCP-1910 - Plant-Repairing Hookah
    SCP-1911 - Gramgrams
    SCP-1912 - A Sticky Pocket Watch
    SCP-1913 - The Furies
    SCP-1914 - Refurbished Infantry Personnel
    SCP-1915 - Status Quo
    SCP-1916 - Zero-Gee-Whiz! Moon Rocks™
    SCP-1917 - Industrial Revelation
    SCP-1918 - Tik Tak Tow
    SCP-1919 - Hotel of Duplicates
    SCP-1920 - Turbine of the Future!
    SCP-1921 - Black Cotton Candy
    SCP-1922 - Limbo
    SCP-1923 - Asteroid Forest
    SCP-1924 - Broken Man
    SCP-1925 - Dearest Caroline
    SCP-1926 - Dream of Drugged Salvation
    SCP-1927 - Camouflage Crawler
    SCP-1928 - The Family Banjo
    SCP-1929 - Down To Earth
    SCP-1930 - The Surgeon in the Box
    SCP-1931 - The Bite of Flight
    SCP-1932 - Differently-perceived Playground
    SCP-1933 - Baileys Santa
    SCP-1934 - Absence of Absence
    SCP-1935 - An Empty Chamber
    SCP-1936 - Daleport
    SCP-1937 - Self-Love Shack
    SCP-1938 - Dr. Wondertainment's Amaze-O Dive Tank®
    SCP-1939 - Radio Occupied Europe
    SCP-1940 - The Anywhere Store
    SCP-1941 - Lunar Von Neumann Catastrophe
    SCP-1942 - Industrious Ants
    SCP-1943 - No Anomalies Detected
    SCP-1944 - Ascension Burger
    SCP-1945 - A Slow-Scan Signal
    SCP-1946 - Diner Mimics
    SCP-1947 - Emission Sphere
    SCP-1948 - Weather Bird
    SCP-1949 - Jonathan Harris
    SCP-1950 - The Infectious Time Loop
    SCP-1951 - Nuclear Family
    SCP-1952 - Duckutus of Gorb
    SCP-1953 - Artist Stomach Bugs
    SCP-1954 - Helen Homemaker's Hints For The Harried Housewife
    SCP-1955 - Spleen Eaters From Venus!
    SCP-1956 - The Gnomes
    SCP-1957 - Cleanliness
    SCP-1958 - Magic Bus
    SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut
    SCP-1960 - Neptunian Text Messages
    SCP-1961 - Transformation Booth
    SCP-1962 - Ancient Egyptian Superweapon
    SCP-1963 - Very Funny Slingshot
    SCP-1964 - Anomalous Television
    SCP-1965 - A Voice Amidst the Silence
    SCP-1966 - Sentient Body Scanner
    SCP-1967 - Shortcuts
    SCP-1968 - Global Retrocausality Torus
    SCP-1969 - Disco Inferno
    SCP-1970 - Little Men in the Television
    SCP-1971 - Town That Never Existed
    SCP-1972 - Escort and Officer
    SCP-1973 - The Sinking Field
    SCP-1974 - Debating Tub and Communist Water
    SCP-1975 - Vindictive Hula Girl
    SCP-1976 - To My Son Who Will Never Know Me
    SCP-1977 - Eye of the Storm
    SCP-1978 - Imperfect Redemption
    SCP-1979 - Relativistic Treadmill
    SCP-1980 - Alien Invasion
    SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
    SCP-1982 - First Southern Fifthist
    SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere
    SCP-1984 - Dead Hand
    SCP-1985 - Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device
    SCP-1986 - Imaginary Library
    SCP-1987 - The Valthing
    SCP-1988 - Respiration
    SCP-1989 - The LaserDisc Player
    SCP-1990 - Mediocre Wish Granter
    SCP-1991 - Cybernetically Enhanced Mammalian
    SCP-1992 - Indecisive Mobile Home
    SCP-1993 - Your Leg
    SCP-1994 - Rot
    SCP-1995 - Infinite Devil Machine
    SCP-1996 - Tourist Trap
    SCP-1997 - Endless Activity Book
    SCP-1998 - Concentration Enhancer, Standard
    SCP-1999 - "Loewes"
    

17. #17

    Keys: Series 3, SCP Series III

    2000 to 2099

    SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina
    SCP-2001 - A Space Oddity
    SCP-2002 - A Dead Future
    SCP-2003 - Preferred Option
    SCP-2004 - Personal Data Assistants of the Gods
    SCP-2005 - Predicting the Past
    SCP-2006 - Too Spooky
    SCP-2007 - Science Fiction
    SCP-2008 - …but blood must sometimes be spilled…
    SCP-2009 - Thomas Hoang
    SCP-2010 - No EyePhone
    SCP-2011 - Recomposing Tribesmen
    SCP-2012 - Perdidit in Tempore
    SCP-2013 - The Reptilian Meme
    SCP-2014 - Zsar Magoth
    SCP-2015 - Anart Mechas
    SCP-2016 - Wizard's Doll
    SCP-2017 - The Girl with the Made-Up Disease
    SCP-2018 - Museum of You
    SCP-2019 - Gelatinous Brain Cube
    SCP-2020 - Cliche, Right?
    SCP-2021 - Single-sided Paper
    SCP-2022 - Sunlight Pills™
    SCP-2023 - Aidoneus' Apology
    SCP-2024 - Mixing Rod
    SCP-2025 - Cone of Humanity
    SCP-2026 - Civilization Mouthwash
    SCP-2027 - Space-Borne Organism
    SCP-2028 - Nightmare Snow Globes
    SCP-2029 - An Egg in a Jar
    SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN
    SCP-2031 - Ant farm
    SCP-2032 - Father Time
    SCP-2033 - Coincidental Tree
    SCP-2034 - Tussaud's Delusion
    SCP-2035 - Instant Animals
    SCP-2036 - Fire Rabbits
    SCP-2037 - Dust Bunnies
    SCP-2038 - Unstable Standees
    SCP-2039 - Pikes 'n' Wagners
    SCP-2040 - The Iron Messenger
    SCP-2041 - Merry-Go-View
    SCP-2042 - One-man Opera
    SCP-2043 - REMEMBER ME
    SCP-2044 - Big Wigs
    SCP-2045 - Ambulatory Molasses Generator
    SCP-2046 - Mendeleev's Nightmare
    SCP-2047 - Collaboration
    SCP-2048 - The Virtual World
    SCP-2049 - The Interdimensional Weather Station
    SCP-2050 - Sciurine Crusaders
    SCP-2051 - Stromatolite Habitat
    SCP-2052 - Perpetual Motion Cloth
    SCP-2053 - Paternal Rubik's Cube
    SCP-2054 - The Double
    SCP-2055 - Voir Dire
    SCP-2056 - Tsiatko
    SCP-2057 - You Are What You Eat
    SCP-2058 - Smith Jim
    SCP-2059 - Wall of Flesh
    SCP-2060 - We Burn Every Day
    SCP-2061 - "Entire Local Family Chokes To Death On Single Calculator"
    SCP-2062 - Kronecker
    SCP-2063 - A Past Vision of the Future
    SCP-2064 - Mayhem Dressed in a Suit
    SCP-2065 - Empty Inside
    SCP-2066 - Highly Visible Entity
    SCP-2067 - Shah's Guardian
    SCP-2068 - Chaos Pump
    SCP-2069 - AEGIS
    SCP-2070 - The Fingers of God
    SCP-2071 - Sir Michael Cavendish, in the Guise of the King of Serpents
    SCP-2072 - Prime Ministerial Pet Cemetery
    SCP-2073 - One Last Lullaby
    SCP-2074 - Sinkbait
    SCP-2075 - The Way of All Flesh
    SCP-2076 - "Shooting Yourself Can Increase Your Bullet Resistance"
    SCP-2077 - Miracle Stuff
    SCP-2078 - Third Party
    SCP-2079 - The Law of the Grokodus
    SCP-2080 - Dads House
    SCP-2081 - Making Your Dreams Your Reality
    SCP-2082 - Elephas cryophilus
    SCP-2083 - Hoboken Bunion Emergency
    SCP-2084 - Anabasis
    SCP-2085 - The Black Rabbit Company
    SCP-2086 - Rerouting
    SCP-2087 - The Best of All Possible Worlds
    SCP-2088 - The MC&D Center
    SCP-2089 - /john/
    SCP-2090 - Potentially XK Tim Duncan
    SCP-2091 - A Bear and His Granddaughter
    SCP-2092 - Space Riddle
    SCP-2093 - Open Alpha
    SCP-2094 - Motormouth
    SCP-2095 - The Siege of Gyaros
    SCP-2096 - Elder Care
    SCP-2097 - The Perfect Foil
    SCP-2098 - Saint Simon's Day
    SCP-2099 - Brain in a Jar
    

    2100 to 2199

    SCP-2100 - Tripwire
    SCP-2101 - The Imperial Army
    SCP-2102 - Got Shoggoth?
    SCP-2103 - Thought Preserves
    SCP-2104 - The King by the Tree
    SCP-2105 - Programmable Occult
    SCP-2106 - A Conspiracy of Ravens
    SCP-2107 - Diet Ghost™
    SCP-2108 - Another Sun
    SCP-2109 - A Tragic Accident
    SCP-2110 - Safe Haven
    SCP-2111 - If You Can Read This…
    SCP-2112 - And the Meek Shall Inherit the Earth
    SCP-2113 - Haunted Liopleurodon Skull
    SCP-2114 - Technological Rodents
    SCP-2115 - Meet Other People
    SCP-2116 - Lonely Ragdoll
    SCP-2117 - The Stolen Solidarity
    SCP-2118 - The Lost Child
    SCP-2119 - Transmitting Parasite
    SCP-2120 - Damage Control
    SCP-2121 - Gods' Noose
    SCP-2122 - The Black Hole
    SCP-2123 - I Accidentally the Whole Universe
    SCP-2124 - Conceptual Knife
    SCP-2125 - The Hanging Tree
    SCP-2126 - Letter from Grandma
    SCP-2127 - Hinterkai-fun!
    SCP-2128 - The Liars' Cradle
    SCP-2129 - Hot-Blooded Snake
    SCP-2130 - Office Furniture
    SCP-2131 - Antipope
    SCP-2132 - Most Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and Obstacle Resort
    SCP-2133 - Our Land, Our Bondage
    SCP-2134 - Shelter
    SCP-2135 - 91st Street Station
    SCP-2136 - An Utterly Driven Scientist
    SCP-2137 - The Forensic Ghost Of Tupac Shakur
    SCP-2138 - Secrets, secrets are no fun…
    SCP-2139 - Indeterminate object or objects, or possibly a memetic effect of some kind
    SCP-2140 - Retroconverter
    SCP-2141 - Primordial Wyrm
    SCP-2142 - Just Clap Your Hands
    SCP-2143 - Singin' in the Rain
    SCP-2144 - Misconception of a Brainchild
    SCP-2145 - Seven Extra Seasons
    SCP-2146 - The Space Whale
    SCP-2147 - Neverglades
    SCP-2148 - Mr. Stripes
    SCP-2149 - A Grinder of Metal
    SCP-2150 - A Breach of Command
    SCP-2151 - The Ties That Bind Us
    SCP-2152 - Home™
    SCP-2153 - Charitable Clovers
    SCP-2154 - Space nowadays
    SCP-2155 - The Mexica Government in Exile
    SCP-2156 - Red and Black
    SCP-2157 - The Human Forest
    SCP-2158 - The Gun That Never Misses
    SCP-2159 - Head-"Kannon"
    SCP-2160 - The Happy Place
    SCP-2161 - Blank Space
    SCP-2162 - … as normal as blueberry pie
    SCP-2163 - Hollywood
    SCP-2164 - Magical Two: Electric Boogaloo
    SCP-2165 - Irredeemable
    SCP-2166 - Foot Pope
    SCP-2167 - Demon Gate Amplifier
    SCP-2168 - Progress
    SCP-2169 - Conversational Surgery
    SCP-2170 - The Clown Vaccine
    SCP-2171 - Autumn Shepherds
    SCP-2172 - This Light Never Turns Green
    SCP-2173 - An Interdimensional Mexican Standoff
    SCP-2174 - "Miranda"
    SCP-2175 - Are You Going
    SCP-2176 - Ghostlight™
    SCP-2177 - Yellow Journal Infection
    SCP-2178 - Great Sage
    SCP-2179 - False Alarm
    SCP-2180 - The Living Cave Painting
    SCP-2181 - Little Lock-a-Doors
    SCP-2182 - The Big Bang
    SCP-2183 - The Ride Never Ends
    SCP-2184 - Stone Age
    SCP-2185 - The Aquaform Thaumaturgic Union
    SCP-2186 - Chameleonscaper
    SCP-2187 - Juĝo Nova
    SCP-2188 - Life and Times of Joaquín Pablo Izquierdo de San Felipe
    SCP-2189 - Clockwork Fruit
    SCP-2190 - Phone calls from Mom
    SCP-2191 - "Dracula Factory"
    SCP-2192 - "Milaya," the Atomic Child
    SCP-2193 - "Monthly Termination"
    SCP-2194 - Filth
    SCP-2195 - Sons of the Nation
    SCP-2196 - The Deep Mote
    SCP-2197 - Shop Class
    SCP-2198 - Mourning The World
    SCP-2199 - Out of the Frying Pan
    

    2200 to 2299

    SCP-2200 - Soulberg
    SCP-2201 - Cross-Dimensional Barbershop
    SCP-2202 - A Brief Respite
    SCP-2203 - Find the One for You!
    SCP-2204 - Triple Threat: Intracommunal Men of Obscurity
    SCP-2205 - Mr. Dwight Montgomery-Patterson, War Hero
    SCP-2206 - Maximum League Baseball
    SCP-2207 - Dimensional Razor
    SCP-2208 - Deus in Furno
    SCP-2209 - Virtual Reality
    SCP-2210 - Policy #40535: Anomalous Intelligence
    SCP-2211 - A .wmv, a .wav, an .exe, and a Coffee Machine
    SCP-2212 - [MASSIVE DATABASE CORRUPTION]
    SCP-2213 - Cat People
    SCP-2214 - Economy of Scale
    SCP-2215 - I Saw the Sign
    SCP-2216 - Peripheral Visions
    SCP-2217 - Hammer and Anvil
    SCP-2218 - If I Only Had a Brain
    SCP-2219 - PORRIDGE
    SCP-2220 - Halsey's Hammer
    SCP-2221 - A Friendly Agreement
    SCP-2222 - Meschk-Mernanschordbtoum-VordhosbnV7
    SCP-2223 - Spamdexing Anime Images
    SCP-2224 - Teeter-Pult
    SCP-2225 - Repentant Lindworm
    SCP-2226 - Annihilation
    SCP-2227 - If You See Something, Say Something
    SCP-2228 - Foundation Playsets
    SCP-2229 - Legate of Ursa Major to the Senate and People of Rome
    SCP-2230 - An Unlicensed Neurosurgeon
    SCP-2231 - A Shared Identity
    SCP-2232 - Birdphone. Think Different.
    SCP-2233 - Sociosophy
    SCP-2234 - Great Deals on Pineal Removal
    URA-9611 - The Ozymandias Effect
    SCP-2236 - Optical Instrument
    SCP-2237 - "There is always a cost…"
    SCP-2238 - "Broadcasting Live From Out of Time"
    SCP-2239 - Gatherer of Gratitudes
    SCP-2240 - Young Floridian Couple
    SCP-2241 - Cameron The Crusader
    SCP-2242 - Technical Difficulties
    SCP-2243 - Peep Peepers
    SCP-2244 - Partition E
    SCP-2245 - A Dream's Nightmare
    SCP-2246 - You Set the Scene
    SCP-2247 - "What did I go through to seek a new employer?"
    SCP-2248 - The Temple of Luna Primogenita
    SCP-2249 - The Failed Dreamland
    SCP-2250 - Duck Hunt
    SCP-2251 - The Prince
    SCP-2252 - Pulling Clothesline
    SCP-2253 - The Alcohol Republic
    SCP-2254 - The Demon La Hire and the Valley of Lust
    SCP-2255 - The Most Interesting Rainstorm in the World
    SCP-2256 - Very Tall Things
    SCP-2257 - House God
    SCP-2258 - The Great Escape
    SCP-2259 - Survival of the Foetest
    SCP-2260 - Traveler's Journal
    SCP-2261 - Community Policing
    SCP-2262 - The Maddening Font
    SCP-2263 - The Skeleton Gallery
    SCP-2264 - In the Court of Alagadda
    SCP-2265 - Dinner with Andrew
    SCP-2266 - For the World to Dictate Her Death
    SCP-2267 - Vibrations
    SCP-2268 - Loaf Page
    SCP-2269 - Grandma Spider
    SCP-2270 - An Unnecessary Utilization of Excessive Force
    SCP-2271 - Factory Loans
    SCP-2272 - Ellis Canastota, P, Pensacola Blue Wahoos
    SCP-2273 - Major Alexei Belitrov, of the Red Army's 22nd Armored Infantry Division
    SCP-2274 - He Stands
    SCP-2275 - Where Muses Go
    SCP-2276 - Too many GRACE
    SCP-2277 - Andronika Optima Maxima
    SCP-2278 - Und ruhig fließt der Rhein
    SCP-2279 - THE PEOPLE'S PET STORE
    SCP-2280 - Extra Nightly Cow
    SCP-2281 - Backseat Driver
    SCP-2282 - Goat.
    SCP-2283 - Spirit Bomb
    SCP-2284 - Mr. Lie
    SCP-2285 - Cloudivores
    SCP-2286 - If You Build a Better Mousetrap…
    SCP-2287 - Mr. Headless
    SCP-2288 - Copy of A
    SCP-2289 - The Devils' Eyes
    SCP-2290 - It's fine.
    SCP-2291 - FUN BOX
    SCP-2292 - Gorilla beringei necromantiae
    SCP-2293 - An Inside Joke
    SCP-2294 - The Problems At Hand
    SCP-2295 - The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork
    SCP-2296 - Emperor Penguin Tube Mommas
    SCP-2297 - The Killer Thermostat
    SCP-2298 - Life in a Plastic Box
    SCP-2299 - Cephalensis-9
    

    2300 to 2399

    SCP-2300 - Periodic Golems
    SCP-2301 - Slayer's Song
    SCP-2302 - The Ditz
    SCP-2303 - Tower of Silence
    SCP-2304 - "Like This Image To Die Instantly"
    SCP-2305 - great ideas that are TOTALY USELESS (lulz)
    SCP-2306 - Revenant AI
    SCP-2307 - The Pen Is Mightier
    SCP-2308 - Futures Trading
    SCP-2309 - Iron Wall of Dhul-Qarnayn
    SCP-2310 - The House That Makes You Sarah Palmer
    SCP-2311 - Baby Wizard
    SCP-2312 - A Petty King
    SCP-2313 - Sensory Deprivation
    SCP-2314 - Проект Стебельчатый Глаз
    SCP-2315 - Mother Always Knows
    SCP-2316 - Field Trip
    SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World
    SCP-2318 - Country Club Nuisance
    SCP-2319 - Mirrored Shipwreck
    SCP-2320 - A Trolley
    SCP-2321 - Foor Th'luv Uv God Doont Yuuz It
    SCP-2322 - Being Shirley Gillespie
    SCP-2323 - Sentinel Butcher
    SCP-2324 - Her Majesty's Navy
    SCP-2325 - Involuntary Bullet Catching
    SCP-2326 - Phantom Bomber Fleet
    SCP-2327 - Gastroesophageal Squirrels
    SCP-2328 - The Hoarder's Son
    SCP-2329 - …But Nobody's Home
    SCP-2330 - A Convincing Whiteboard
    SCP-2331 - SCRAVECROW
    SCP-2332 - Thought Messenger
    SCP-2333 - One Week To Live
    SCP-2334 - Every Possible Photograph
    SCP-2335 - The Filmmaker
    SCP-2336 - The Word
    SCP-2337 - "Dr. Spanko"
    SCP-2338 - An Unorthodox Adoption
    SCP-2339 - Bumblebee Philharmonic Orchestra
    SCP-2340 - Homesick Hills
    SCP-2341 - Welcome Home
    SCP-2342 - Discordianisme Syncrétiste
    SCP-2343 - How I Got To Memphis
    SCP-2344 - The DoorWay
    SCP-2345 - Gray Anatomy
    SCP-2346 - Die Bescheidene
    SCP-2347 - Maxwell's Phoenix
    SCP-2348 - sky
    SCP-2349 - Transmitting Ants
    SCP-2350 - From the Mind of Malinalxochitl
    SCP-2351 - A Wild Goose Chase
    SCP-2352 - A Sorta-Dead Vlogger and Their Clingy Extradimensional Fan
    SCP-2353 - The Mannequin That Will No Longer Put Up With This Shit, Honestly
    SCP-2354 - Nemesis
    SCP-2355 - 'They Grow up so Fast'
    SCP-2356 - Skylar's Wand
    SCP-2357 - The Perfect SCP
    SCP-2358 - I've seen this somewhere before…
    SCP-2359 - Yesterday, Upon the Stair
    SCP-2360 - Cog of Duty
    SCP-2361 - Recurring Board Position
    SCP-2362 - Not a Planet
    SCP-2363 - The Womb Farm
    SCP-2364 - Shaped Like Itself
    SCP-2365 - The universe is trying to tell you that it hates you
    SCP-2366 - Ils coopéraient ensemble
    SCP-2367 - Splatzshtaffel
    SCP-2368 - Across the Water
    SCP-2369 - Suburban Dollhouse
    SCP-2370 - Undo It, Retry It
    SCP-2371 - A Secret Admirer
    SCP-2372 - Soulmates
    SCP-2373 - Behind You
    SCP-2374 - Transporting Washing Machines
    SCP-2375 - We're All The Same Down Here
    SCP-2376 - Crow's Revenge
    SCP-2377 - Your House
    SCP-2378 - Tissue Dome
    SCP-2379 - Roach Motel
    SCP-2380 - The Left Kidney of Junior Researcher Østergaard
    SCP-2381 - Call of the Hyphae
    SCP-2382 - The Queen's Gallery
    SCP-2383 - A Different Kind of Light
    SCP-2384 - The Biggest Duck of All
    SCP-2385 - Somewhere In The Between
    SCP-2386 - Pink Ladies
    SCP-2387 - Raze and Build and Raze and Build
    SCP-2388 - CRUISE.EXE
    SCP-2389 - Midas Magpie
    SCP-2390 - Illuminitis
    SCP-2391 - Bimmy Plays
    SCP-2392 - Barrel of Monkeys
    SCP-2393 - Trees These Days
    SCP-2394 - Solitude
    SCP-2395 - $585.98
    SCP-2396 - Ms. Sweetie
    SCP-2397 - Homesickness
    SCP-2398 - Home Run Bat
    SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer
    

    2400 to 2499

    SCP-2400 - Temporal Dilation Facility
    SCP-2401 - Mary Had a Little Lamb
    SCP-2402 - That Takes Me Back
    SCP-2403 - The Air Stair
    SCP-2404 - Enki & Enki
    SCP-2405 - 2017_acf_nats_fianls.mp4
    SCP-2406 - The Colossus
    SCP-2407 - Learned Helplessness
    SCP-2408 - Orok's Fall
    SCP-2409 - Lost Precinct
    SCP-2410 - We Are Beary Sorry
    SCP-2411 - Internal Affairs
    SCP-2412 - Cassandra Bot
    SCP-2413 - Critical Thinking
    SCP-2414 - UnSCiPpable
    SCP-2415 - One Half of a Two-Hander
    SCP-2416 - The Day the Clown Died
    SCP-2417 - Gods, the Universes, and Origami
    SCP-2418 - Hadrian's Well
    SCP-2419 - The Laughing Men
    SCP-2420 - A Good Dog
    SCP-2421 - Don't let the bathbugs bite
    SCP-2422 - A Friendly Family
    SCP-2423 - Site-██
    SCP-2424 - Hostile Walrus Cyborg research ongoing
    SCP-2425 - Fifth Church Recruitment Tool
    SCP-2426 - FutureSkip/LuxeShop
    SCP-2427 - A Thing Full of Stuff
    SCP-2428 - Mr. Mad
    SCP-2429 - The Human Zoo
    SCP-2430 - Immortal Hitler Clone
    SCP-2431 - 1000 Prion Cranes
    SCP-2432 - Room Service
    SCP-2433 - This definitely does not help Bernie Sanders
    SCP-2434 - Carmageddon
    SCP-2435 - Empty Space
    SCP-2436 - One of the Huldufólk
    SCP-2437 - The Man in the Box
    SCP-2438 - There Is No Hunger in the Lee of the Stone
    SCP-2439 - [SLOT UNALLOCATED]
    SCP-2440 - The Sealed King
    SCP-2441 - Almost Eight
    SCP-2442 - Sometimes Therapy Is Merely Painful Truths
    SCP-2443 - A Heap of Deloaches
    SCP-2444 - Flea Circus
    SCP-2445 - Wondertainment Logistics
    SCP-2446 - Mobile Task Force Lambda-5 ("White Rabbits")
    SCP-2447 - Modular Animals
    SCP-2448 - Castle of Guillaume the Guildmaster
    SCP-2449 - Unexpected Confinement
    SCP-2450 - Teeth
    SCP-2451 - Love Through Time, Space and Species
    SCP-2452 - A Collection of Photographs
    SCP-2453 - Pregnancy Test
    SCP-2454 - How To Train Your Axolotl
    SCP-2455 - Possibilities Girl
    SCP-2456 - Dreams of a Broken World
    SCP-2457 - 母を見たい ("haha o mitai")
    SCP-2458 - Music Hath Charms
    SCP-2459 - When the Traffic Clears
    SCP-2460 - Dark Satellite
    SCP-2461 - Aftermath
    SCP-2462 - I'm so tired of fake friends, drama, liars, being ignored, and getting hurt
    SCP-2463 - An Emperor's Debt
    SCP-2464 - Suspension
    SCP-2465 - "Sadness is Temporary"
    SCP-2466 - Slay Dragon Save City
    SCP-2467 - A Sum Greater Than Its Parts
    SCP-2468 - Wounded Child
    SCP-2469 - Sunny Valley
    SCP-2470 - The Void Singularity
    SCP-2471 - That's the way the cookie crumbles.
    SCP-2472 - A Small Metal Air Coupler That Is Apparently Not Anomalous
    SCP-2473 - Better Hide, Better Run
    SCP-2474 - Irnini Mons
    SCP-2475 - Culinary Deduction
    SCP-2476 - I Didn't Expect That
    SCP-2477 - Inertial Dampeners
    SCP-2478 - Ordinary Japanese People
    SCP-2479 - Animaland!
    SCP-2480 - An Unfinished Ritual
    SCP-2481 - Kill the Suns
    SCP-2482 - Liquid Itch
    SCP-2483 - Sad Swingset
    SCP-2484 - Parasitic Mayonnaise Worms
    SCP-2485 - Drunkard's Dream
    SCP-2486 - Pomegarrote
    SCP-2487 - Postman Chasers
    SCP-2488 - Safety Harbor Milk Delivery Service
    SCP-2489 - A Political Machine
    SCP-2490 - Chaos Insurgency Special Operative Alpha-19
    SCP-2491 - Sean Connery Ovipositing 300 Eggs Daily
    SCP-2492 - Soul Beacon
    SCP-2493 - One Man's Garbage
    SCP-2494 - Soft Hands
    SCP-2495 - The Well and the Pit
    SCP-2496 - A New Parallel Postulate
    SCP-2497 - Home for the CactusNights
    SCP-2498 - The Rainbow Body
    SCP-2499 - Harmony of the Spheres
    

    2500 to 2599

    SCP-2500 - A Higher Purpose
    SCP-2501 - The Claw
    SCP-2502 - B#
    SCP-2503 - Estimated Distance: 9,216 Years
    SCP-2504 - Embry-Os, The World's Most Popular Fetus Based Cereal Product!
    SCP-2505 - Entry Creation Wizard
    SCP-2506 - Niles is a Fixer
    SCP-2507 - A Web Of Cliques
    SCP-2508 - The Long Wait
    SCP-2509 - Hardware Pets
    SCP-2510 - Got A Secret, Can You Keep It?
    SCP-2511 - Kappa Population Distribution: More in Mongolia than anywhere else
    SCP-2512 - An Anomalous Area In Arizona
    SCP-2513 - Also, Carthage Must Be Destroyed
    SCP-2514 - Make-The-Tears-Go-Away Pony
    SCP-2515 - Napoleon Crossing the Urals
    SCP-2516 - The Man from Taured
    SCP-2517 - This One Time I Saw God On Shrooms
    SCP-2518 - Mountain Folk
    SCP-2519 - Cry me a river
    SCP-2520 - The Special Court
    SCP-2521 - ●●|●●●●●|●●|●
    SCP-2522 - hatbot.aic
    SCP-2523 - Goblin Market
    SCP-2524 - No Strings
    SCP-2525 - Extraterrestrial Broadcaster
    SCP-2526 - Autophantotrophic
    SCP-2527 - Massy's Big Chance
    SCP-2528 - Panda Processors
    SCP-2529 - Rest in Peace
    SCP-2530 - The Emerald Choir
    SCP-2531 - The Pumpkin Man
    SCP-2532 - Now Hiring
    SCP-2533 - Disinformation Document
    SCP-2534 - Future Pennies
    SCP-2535 - Printers that Eat, and Eaters that Print
    SCP-2536 - The Gift That Keeps On Giving
    SCP-2537 - Werebricks
    SCP-2538 - The Perfect Escape
    SCP-2539 - Highway to Hell
    SCP-2540 - Time Lime
    SCP-2541 - Like a Lemon, Sexuality Looks Beautiful and Alluring…
    SCP-2542 - Grinds Exceeding Small
    SCP-2543 - Our Harriet
    SCP-2544 - The Call of the Void
    SCP-2545 - The Gummy Barrel
    SCP-2546 - A Retroviral Nightmare
    SCP-2547 - Dog Days Of Summer
    SCP-2548 - The Friendly Vacuum
    SCP-2549 - Animal Assassins
    SCP-2550 - Depressed Albatross
    SCP-2551 - "I could've sworn I just saw…"
    SCP-2552 - A Delusion's Desperation
    SCP-2553 - Juridical Person
    SCP-2554 - Duckweed
    SCP-2555 - Growing Up
    SCP-2556 - Indefinitely Suspended Stratojet
    SCP-2557, A Holding of Envelope Logistics® - A Holding of Envelope Logistics®
    SCP-2558 - Horseshoe Beach First Baptist Church (Relocated)
    SCP-2559 - "I've Heard There's Something Going Around"
    SCP-2560 - Polar Opposites
    SCP-2561 - Pet Radio Mast
    SCP-2562 - RTFM
    SCP-2563 - Bones of Contention
    SCP-2564 - Willow Glen Community Hospital
    Allison Eckhart - Allison Eckhart
    SCP-2566 - Demurrage
    SCP-2567 - A Kindly Corpse Warden
    SCP-2568 - Snap To Grid
    SCP-2569 - Blood Lamp
    SCP-2570 - MCA and Heartbreak
    SCP-2571 - Cragglewood Park
    SCP-2572 - Broken Dreams on Dekalb Avenue
    SCP-2573 - I ain’t never heard of no commy Fifthists or nothin'.
    SCP-2574 - What Rough Beast
    SCP-2575 - Dreaming of Outer Space
    SCP-2576 - Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Goat
    SCP-2577 - Falling Ships
    SCP-2578 - "This Machine Kills Fascists"
    SCP-2579 - Grail's Dancing Bears
    SCP-2580 - Father-Daughter Project
    SCP-2581 - Greeting Card Rapture
    SCP-2582 - Hammer & Nail
    SCP-2583 - Dust to Dust
    SCP-2584 - Loop Snakes
    SCP-2585 - Savage Mountain
    SCP-2586 - That's Not My Name
    SCP-2587 - The Odd Family of Martha Fern
    SCP-2588 - The Collective Consciousness of Arthur H. Jones
    SCP-2589 - Don't Leave Me This Way
    SCP-2590 - Trailer Trash
    SCP-2591 - Il duca avrà la vendetta
    SCP-2592 - Milk and Bananas
    SCP-2593 - Donut Jimmy
    SCP-2594 - Extradimensional Waiting Room
    SCP-2595 - A Hastened Evolution
    SCP-2596 - A Big Ship-load
    SCP-2597 - Minus-Two Kilograms
    SCP-2598 - Traveling Moth Salesman
    SCP-2599 - Not Good Enough
    

    2600 to 2699

    SCP-2600 - The Empty Box
    SCP-2601 - They Say You Die Twice
    SCP-2602 - Exbibliothetic
    SCP-2603 - Its Maiden Voyage
    SCP-2604 - Not A Fence
    SCP-2605 - Caretaker
    SCP-2606 - Verminous Vessel
    SCP-2607 - Herpes ERPlex
    SCP-2608 - Anomalous Indicator Species
    SCP-2609 - Traveling Lamp
    SCP-2610 - Procreation
    SCP-2611 - Large and In Charge
    SCP-2612 - The Weight of the World A Donkey and Its Cart
    SCP-2613 - Never Leave the Fallen
    SCP-2614 - Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself
    SCP-2615 - If You Believe
    SCP-2616 - Shoo, Fly
    SCP-2617 - Winter Battalion Command
    SCP-2618 - This Is How Confidentiality Works, Right?
    SCP-2619 - The Mocking Birds
    SCP-2620 - Food Critique
    SCP-2621 - Knocking on Heaven's Door
    SCP-2622 - Ambassador from the Mole People
    SCP-2623 - Distance
    SCP-2624 - Laika's Sweetheart Space-Beacon
    SCP-2625 - Chipperee Mine
    SCP-2626 - Large Format Camera
    SCP-2627 - Boardwalk Empire
    SCP-2628 - Efficient Tenders of the Artifice
    SCP-2629 - The Twenty-Nine Year Paintball War
    SCP-2630 - Stock Of A Sort
    SCP-2631 - Standard Containment Planet
    SCP-2632 - No Fury
    SCP-2633 - Narcotic Crustaceans
    SCP-2634 - A Higher Power
    SCP-2635 - Hot Potato
    SCP-2636 - The Last Daughter of Thsassashan'aa
    SCP-2637 - A controversial chunk of rock with 196,884-dimensional stakes
    SCP-2638 - Alone in a Crowded Room
    SCP-2639 - Video Game Violence
    SCP-2640 - The Gurdon Lights
    SCP-2641 - The Talk Spore
    SCP-2642 - "Half of an Elephant's Face"
    SCP-2643 - A Remembered Pet
    SCP-2644 - LostPerson
    SCP-2645 - Through the Looking Glass
    SCP-2646 - Water Tower
    SCP-2647 - Premium
    SCP-2648 - CJ's Shroom Farm and the Angering of the Fleshball on Acid
    SCP-2649 - Multidimensional Ceramic Omnivore
    SCP-2650 - Pediatric Pupaphobia
    SCP-2651 - Gazing Upon a Failed Future
    SCP-2652 - That Deaf, Dumb and Blind Kid
    SCP-2653 - Sausages
    SCP-2654 - 1001 Arabian Snacks
    SCP-2655 - The Third Frog
    SCP-2656 - The Idiot Box
    SCP-2657 - Puppet Master
    SCP-2658 - A Convincing Proxy
    SCP-2659 - Finback Whale Psychopomp
    SCP-2660 - An object that removes darkness
    SCP-2661 - The Hoof Diary
    SCP-2662 - cthulhu f'UCK OFF!
    SCP-2663 - Dionysus
    SCP-2664 - Redline
    SCP-2665 - The Miner's Escape
    SCP-2666 - Isles of Creation
    SCP-2667 - The Sightseers of Provence
    SCP-2668 - We who are about to die salute you
    SCP-2669 - Khevtuul 1
    SCP-2670 - Somebody Else's God
    SCP-2671 - My buddy, the bird
    SCP-2672 - Baby Monitor
    SCP-2673 - The Hunter in Words
    SCP-2674 - An Ancient, Submerged Burial Ground
    SCP-2675 - The Cradle
    SCP-2676 - For S
    SCP-2677 - Obfuscation
    SCP-2678 - A City All of Blood
    SCP-2679 - The Many Graves of Jeannette Parslov
    SCP-2680 - The Gorillas Simply Freeze to Death
    SCP-2681 - Animal Man
    SCP-2682 - The Blind Idiot
    SCP-2683 - Proboscidea Pilgrimage
    SCP-2684 - Where's the Beach?
    SCP-2685 - Thinking in Abstraction
    SCP-2686 - Moon Wizard
    SCP-2687 - Instant Organs
    SCP-2688 - Enammu
    SCP-2689 - Finding Percy
    SCP-2690 - Angel's Tongue
    SCP-2691 - Covered Bridge
    SCP-2692 - Remains of Subterranean France
    SCP-2693 - Fell Into The Well, Fell Into The Well, Fell Into The Deep Dark Well
    SCP-2694 - These Old Bones
    SCP-2695 - Lucibelle Perhacs
    SCP-2696 - The Haunted Victorian Mansion of Dark Peak
    SCP-2697 - Fire Season
    SCP-2698 - O Great One Communing Human via Computer
    SCP-2699 - Counterfeit Creatures
    

    2700 to 2799

    SCP-2700 - Teleforce
    SCP-2701 - True Solitary
    SCP-2702 - Professor Abnormal's Science Lab
    SCP-2703 - For a Good Time Call
    SCP-2704 - The Lonely Star
    SCP-2705 - Caged in Earth
    SCP-2706 - Resurrection Forest
    SCP-2707 - The Ratatoskr Lineage
    SCP-2708 - My Memetic Waifu
    SCP-2709 - Can Anyone Hear You Scream?
    SCP-2710 - A Certain Breach
    SCP-2711 - 定海神针 如意金箍棒
    SCP-2712 - The Entry for SCP-2712 in the Foundation Database
    SCP-2713 - Exotic Stars
    SCP-2714 - Billions of Blue Blistering
    SCP-2715 - Guilty Sister
    SCP-2716 - ASTRONAUT SMITH'S SPACE-TACULAR TREASURE HUNT!
    SCP-2717 - Fatberg
    SCP-2718 - What Happens After
    SCP-2719 - Inside
    SCP-2720 - Penguin Honeymoon Suite
    SCP-2721 - Eli and Lyris
    SCP-2722 - Straight on 'Til Morning
    SCP-2723 - The Prophet's Tower
    SCP-2724 - X-Man
    SCP-2725 - Akron and Nemesis
    SCP-2726 - Post Ghost
    SCP-2727 - Добрых мужчин
    SCP-2728 - On the Barcelona Skyline
    SCP-2729 - What is it Good For?
    SCP-2730 - Q U A C K - Q U A C K
    SCP-2731 - When Hell Freezes Over
    SCP-2732 - 《缢王本纪》
    SCP-2733 - Head Cabinet
    SCP-2734 - Exodus of the Clowns
    SCP-2735 - Ancient Methanogens
    SCP-2736 - The Age of Nixon
    SCP-2737 - A Dead Lamprey
    SCP-2738 - Anticapitalist POS System
    SCP-2739 - Ab Inconvenienti
    SCP-2740 - It Wasn't There
    SCP-2741 - A Sinister Device
    SCP-2742 - Caelivorous Remnants
    SCP-2743 - Suttungr Nevermore
    TATTLETALE - [ENTRY REMOVED FROM DATABASE]
    SCP-2745 - Linda Perhacs
    SCP-2746 - ████ is dead.
    SCP-2747 - As below, so above
    SCP-2748 - Driving Roadkill from Xiangxi
    SCP-2749 - It's Just Business
    SCP-2750 - Navajo Skinwalkers
    SCP-2751 - Hydrophobic Dogs
    SCP-2752 - Junk Male
    SCP-2753 - Let's Play Jenga!
    SCP-2754 - A Festival For One, a Festival For None.
    SCP-2755 - Brevity of Writ
    SCP-2756 - Surreal Landscaper
    SCP-2757 - Dr. Wondertainment's Projector Fantastico™
    SCP-2758 - Self-Containment Process
    SCP-2759 - As Within, So Without
    SCP-2760 - Eccentric Flailing Air-powered Dragons
    SCP-2761 - Bananazilla
    SCP-2762 - Moon Snakes
    SCP-2763 - The Tragedy of SCP-2763, A Modern Euclid Tale
    SCP-2764 - The Eldritch Antarctic
    SCP-2765 - Caveat Dei
    SCP-2766 - Aqua Caligula
    SCP-2767 - Oppression Blue
    SCP-2768 - Human Potential
    SCP-61231 - An Honest Buck
    SCP-2770 - The Lure
    SCP-2771 - Border Duty
    SCP-2772 - Real Life Memorial For A Virtual Non-Existence
    SCP-2773 - Panic Attacks
    SCP-2774 - The Slow Burn Sloth
    SCP-2775 - Bootleg Hoomans
    SCP-2776 - Mr. President
    SCP-2777 - He Who Would Be King
    SCP-2778 - Rest For The Wicked
    SCP-2779 - Oinkers 🐷
    SCP-2780 - Temporal Anomaly, 618 Evergreen St.
    SCP-2781 - Bodhisattva of the High Seas
    SCP-2782 - The Flock
    SCP-2783 - Silent Lamentations of a Clockwork Goddess
    SCP-2784 - My friends have made a net
    SCP-2785 - Self-Replicating Automaton
    SCP-2786 - The Archetype
    SCP-2787 - A Bridge in ████████
    SCP-2788 - God is Red Rich
    SCP-2789 - Self-Replicating Fast Food Chain
    SCP-2790 - You've Got a Squid in Me
    SCP-2791 - Fauste Bank plc
    SCP-2792 - Sarah Snow Rabbit
    SCP-2793 - Peace Planet
    SCP-2794 - Cutesy Wutesy Pootesy NK Ladybugs
    SCP-2795 - The Can-Do Helper
    SCP-2796 - Invisible Ink
    SCP-2797 - Белки
    SCP-2798 - This Dying World
    SCP-2799 - The Navigator
    

    2800 to 2899

    SCP-2800 - Cactusman
    SCP-2801 - All Your Brains Are Belong To Us
    SCP-2802 - Un-woodpeckers
    SCP-2803 - TotleighSoft - "Because COMPUTERS!"™
    SCP-2804 - Fire and Forget
    SCP-2805 - Disney on Ice
    SCP-2806 - We Have the Technology
    SCP-2807 - Ancient Foundation Burial Ground
    SCP-2808 - Doomsday
    SCP-2809 - Des Souvenirs
    SCP-2810 - Turtles All the Way Down
    SCP-2811 - Kali Yuga
    SCP-2812 - Echoes of Yesterday
    SCP-2813 - Ghost Ship
    SCP-2814 - Heretic of the Torch
    SCP-2815 - Tree of Life
    SCP-2816 - Nuclear Forgery
    SCP-2817 - The Carpet King Prosecutes Itself
    SCP-2818 - A Gun That Shoots People
    SCP-2819 - Bond Beetles
    SCP-2820 - Vaishnavastra
    SCP-2821 - A Lunar True Vacuum
    SCP-2822 - Rock Husbandry
    SCP-2823 - Fen Tigers
    SCP-2824 - The Once and Future King
    SCP-2825 - Jacob Perhacs
    SCP-2826 - The Boys From Patrol
    SCP-2827 - Probably a Lobster
    SCP-2828 - Antimemetic Body Part
    SCP-2829 - Liposlugtion
    SCP-2830 - "the Knowledge"
    SCP-2831 - The Forest Men of ███████
    SCP-2832 - Hubris
    SCP-2833 - Lineage of Vaski
    SCP-2834 - The Blood of MEKHANE
    SCP-2835 - Constructive Criticism
    SCP-2836 - The Air Swimmer
    SCP-2837 - Ancient Physics
    SCP-2838 - Stellar Reincarnation Column
    SCP-2839 - Dr Weppler's Personnel File
    SCP-2840 - Apex Nightmare
    SCP-2841 - Revenge of the Snakes
    SCP-2842 - It's A Meme, You Dip
    SCP-2843 - The Micro Landscape
    SCP-2844 - Gary of the Paperclips
    SCP-2845 - THE DEER
    SCP-2846 - The Squid and the Sailor
    SCP-2847 - Yu the Great, and the Immortal
    SCP-2848 - Leave It All Behind
    SCP-2849 - Insect Hospital
    SCP-2850 - Vespidonts
    SCP-2851 - Red
    SCP-2852 - Cousin Johnny
    SCP-2853 - From Dust to Dawn
    SCP-2854 - The Little Shop-Mart of Horrors
    SCP-2855 - Mr. Money
    SCP-2856 - Machines, machinations, and a warehouse in Leipzig
    SCP-2857 - Dr. Ji Fan, PhD SOCA
    SCP-2858 - As Though The Wasps Themselves Had Worked It There
    SCP-2859 - The Space Serpents
    SCP-2860 - Made of Stone
    SCP-2861 - Cozy Cemetery
    SCP-2862 - Beholder
    SCP-2863 - がしゃどくろ
    SCP-2864 - Di Molte Voci
    SCP-2865 - Jeremy's Kingdom
    SCP-2866 - Graffiti Activist
    SCP-2867 - No, Not The Cheese
    SCP-2868 - Concept Cordyceps
    SCP-2869 - Fuckworms
    SCP-2870 - General Malaise
    SCP-2871 - Strong Interaction Amplifier
    SCP-2872 - A Fast Horse
    SCP-2873 - Another Human Weapon
    SCP-2874 - Don-Burten Explosive Dev13e
    SCP-2875 - The Town That Got Fucked By Bears
    SCP-2876 - Dream A Little Dream
    SCP-2877 - it h8s it here
    SCP-2878 - Reverse Cyborg
    SCP-2879 - Spot the Discrepancy
    SCP-2880 - The Empire of Savaki
    SCP-2881 - The Tree You Cannot Climb
    SCP-2882 - Overwriting Myself For A Faraway Dream
    SCP-2883 - A Rainbow, Holographic, Crystal Dinosaur
    SCP-2884 - One Nation Under CCTV
    SCP-2885 - Window to Another You
    SCP-2886 - Planet-Hopping Volcano
    SCP-2887 - London Terminus
    SCP-2888 - Again and Again and Again
    SCP-2889 - That Sweet, Clean Freshwater Smell
    SCP-2890 - Magic Certainly
    SCP-2891 - Insta-Container!
    SCP-2892 - The Flying Dutchman
    SCP-2893 - A Bubble In Time
    SCP-2894 - Phantom Island
    SCP-2895 - Stingy
    SCP-2896 - To Sleep, Perchance to Dream (of Freedom)
    SCP-2897 - The Bard of Analytics
    SCP-2898 - A Persistence of Memory
    SCP-2899 - A Collection of Debris in the North Pacific Gyre
    

    2900 to 2999

    SCP-2900 - Nobody gets left behind
    SCP-2901 - Mothman
    SCP-2902 - The Human Skeleton Closet (and his cat)
    SCP-2903 - Garden of the Manichees
    SCP-2904 - Temporary Immortals
    SCP-2905 - A Web Wrapped With Roses and Poisons
    SCP-2906 - &
    SCP-2907 - Won't Get Fooled Again
    SCP-2908 - Closed, Won't Fix
    SCP-2909 - The Kind Of Neverland One Never Wishes For
    SCP-2910 - That Only a Mother
    SCP-2911 - Mikio, a Fisherman
    SCP-2912 - Clowny Clown Clown
    SCP-2913 - A Total Ripoff
    SCP-2914 - The Stuff That Dreams are Made Of
    SCP-2915 - Frostee-Flesh
    SCP-2916 - A Lamb, a Shepherd, and a Wolf
    SCP-2917 - Twice-Stable Wormhole
    SCP-2918 - A Post-Traumatic Predator
    SCP-2919 - Protect Kalmaris!
    SCP-2920 - What Did You Expect?
    SCP-2921 - Zugzwang
    SCP-2922 - Notes From the Under
    SCP-2923 - X-Men Syndrome
    SCP-2924 - Drifters
    SCP-2925 - Sphere of Influence
    SCP-2926 - Image Corrector
    SCP-2927 - Soundspots
    SCP-2928 - The 21st Discipline
    SCP-2929 - Undulating Obsidian Monolith
    SCCP-2930 - Cross City City City City Hall
    SCP-2931 - Twin Bed
    SCP-2932 - Titania's Prison
    SCP-2933 - Mr. Scary
    SCP-2934 - WTF I hate Ndrec Gega now!
    SCP-2935 - O, Death
    SCP-2936 - Giant Nazi Robot
    SCP-2937 - A Pottery Set
    SCP-2938 - Unpredictably Reactive Substance
    SCP-2939 - “BIG NARF”
    SCP-2940 - The Light Courier
    SCP-2941 - Do Not Eat or Inspire
    SCP-2942 - My Other Car is a Fighter Jet
    SCP-2943 - In Case Of Emergency, Break Glass
    SCP-2944 - An Anomalous Haircut
    SCP-2945 - USB ██.0
    SCP-2946 - Overly Large E. Coli
    SCP-2947 - Fidget Winners
    SCP-2948 - Repeating Bomb
    SCP-2949 - Observable Televised Feline Migration
    SCP-2950 - Just A Chair
    SCP-2951 - 10,000 Years
    SCP-2952 - Conveyance Of Regional Gwerin Internationally
    SCP-2953 - Polymorphism-Inducing Rocks
    SCP-2954 - Looping Kaiju Killing
    SCP-2955 - Every Wandering Golden City of the Caesars
    SCP-2956 - We All Live in a Nuclear Submarine
    SCP-2957 - The Lunar Watchers
    SCP-2958 - Marooned
    SCP-2959 - What We Did, What We Were
    SCP-2960 - The Show MUST Go On…
    SCP-2961 - Los Ocultos
    SCP-2962 - Supacansa
    SCP-2963 - A D-Class, a Sarkicist, and a Yithian walk into a reality bender…
    SCP-2964 - "Xtreme Videozzz"
    SCP-2965 - A Pony Express
    SCP-2966 - InfiniTP
    SCP-2967 - Sapient Cephalopods
    SCP-2968 - Stairway to Heaven
    SCP-2969 - In Your Own Words
    SCP-2970 - Holy Misplacement
    SCP-2971 - Whole Lotta (Reality) Shakin' Goin' On!
    SCP-2972 - Somebody Else's Parking Lot In Sebastopol
    SCP-2973 - Ihct͟o̢ga̴m͠a̢t
    SCP-2974 - Dried and Salted Lizard
    SCP-2975 - Another Sun
    SCP-2976 - Hall of the Last King
    SCP-2977 - Periscope Ants
    SCP-2978 - Motherburg
    SCP-2979 - Your Secondary School Physics Teacher, Mr. [REDACTED]
    SCP-2980 - Devil's Nightlight
    SCP-2981 - Mashed Potatoes Can Be Your Friend
    SCP-2982 - Televon Telefex Secrecy-8
    SCP-2983 - Choco-Wonder Explosion Marshmallow Bites!™ by Dr. Wondertainment
    SCP-2984 - Girl on Fire
    SCP-2985 - Anart, Author of the Scream
    SCP-2986 - Outside the Box
    SCP-2987 - Invictus
    SCP-2988 - Folly of the Fruit Eater
    SCP-2989 - Of Bookworms, Bamboo, and Beating Hearts.
    SCP-2990 - Silently Soaring
    SCP-2991 - "Scarf"
    SCP-2992 - Everything Flows Towards Cadence
    SCP-2993 - A Pair of Sunglasses
    SCP-2994 - Interactive Whiteboards
    SCP-2995 - Radiant Son
    SCP-2996 - ERROR / ERROR
    SCP-2997 - Ashes of the Fallen
    SCP-2998 - Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz
    SCP-2999 - The Black Cat and the White Rabbit
    

18. #18

    Keys: Series 4, SCP Series IV

    3000 to 3099

    SCP-3000 - Anantashesha
    SCP-3001 - Red Reality
    SCP-3002 - Attempts to Assassinate Thought
    SCP-3003 - The End of History
    SCP-3004 - Imago
    SCP-3005 - A Light That Died
    SCP-3006 - Twice The Number One
    SCP-3007 - World of Two Artists
    SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
    SCP-3009 - Hi, I'm Your Snappelganger!
    SCP-3010 - Causal-Absent Paranoia
    SCP-3011 - Loose Lips Skink Ships
    SCP-3012 - Smoke the Reefer, Meet the Reaper
    SCP-3013 - An Expression of Mourning
    SCP-3014 - Lonely Hungry Daemon
    SCP-3015 - A Story Concerning Self-Doubt, Slight Disillusionment, and Frustration, As Told By the Lucky Member of a Group Whose Relatable Works Are Loved Internationally
    SCP-3016 - Perpetual Motion Run Amok
    SCP-3017 - Person of Interest
    SCP-3018 - France & the Tale of the Well-Intentioned Understudies
    SCP-3019 - The Soylent Nursery
    SCP-3020 - Depression
    SCP-3021 - Q=
    SCP-3022 - Hooked on a Feeling
    SCP-3023 - And then it decided to be an angry spider
    SCP-3024 - The Doxx Ghost
    SCP-3025 - Lucidity
    SCP-3026 - Fashionable Neurovore
    SCP-3027 - Strong Language
    SCP-3028 - Take On Me
    SCP-3029 - KIC 8462852 ("Tabby's Star")
    SCP-3030 - Specialized Containment Proficiency Test
    SCP-3031 - Future Gift
    SCP-3032 - Ballistic Trees
    SCP-3033 - A Human Weapon
    SCP-3034 - The Counting Station
    SCP-3035 - Science Bugs
    SCP-3036 - Stretchy, Clown-Hunter Extraordinaire
    SCP-3037 - A Model City
    SCP-3038 - A White Door
    SCP-3039 - An Antiquated Guide
    SCP-3040 - Give Her A Hand
    SCP-3041 - The Red Knife
    SCP-3042 - Dog Is Love
    SCP-3043 - Murphy Law in… Type 3043 — FOR MURDER!
    SCP-3044 - Evolution In A Bottle
    SCP-3045 - bzzip.exe
    SCP-3046 - Model TH-223
    SCP-3047 - To Be Drowned by A Train
    SCP-3048 - Tantalus
    SCP-3049 - To Make an Apple Pie from Scratch
    SCP-3050 - Ogden
    SCP-3051 - Interactive Time Loop
    SCP-3052 - Disturbed
    SCP-3053 - Off the Rails
    SCP-3054 - Cragstaff Sanitarium
    SCP-3055 - Yes, And
    SCP-3056 - Fireflu
    SCP-3057 - Fossil Fuels
    SCP-3058 - Concavity
    SCP-3059 - Infictious Self-Insert
    SCP-3060 - Sleep Paralysis
    SCP-3061 - Reluctant Fiend
    SCP-3062 - The Lone and Level Sands Stretch Far Away
    SCP-3063 - A fly
    SCP-3064 - Hymn of Courage
    SCP-3065 - The Man Cave
    SCP-3066 - Absurdity
    SCP-3067 - Interdimensional Pirate Radio Station
    SCP-3068 - Halycon Light Beta
    SCP-3069 - To Force the Hand of God
    SCP-3070 - Highly Unusual Attempts at Solar Conquest
    SCP-3071 - To Deny Sense
    SCP-3072 - They're Trading Away Our Lives Out There
    SCP-3073 - All the Men And Women Merely Players
    SCP-3074 - Kafka's Parking Garage
    SCP-3075 - A Day At The Beach Is All It Takes
    SCP-3076 - Avidity
    SCP-3077 - Sugar Golems
    SCP-3078 - Cognitohazardous Shitpost
    SCP-3079 - 300 Tricks: Stage Magic Made Easy
    SCP-3080 - The Power of Love
    SCP-3081 - H A N D M I L K ™
    SCP-3082 - Neverland's Lost Boys and Girls
    SCP-3083 - Echoes of a Mistake
    SCP-3084 - Seven Strangers at a Feast
    SCP-3085 - Seasons Change
    SCP-3086 - Death of the Author, etc.
    SCP-3087 - The Owl-Car
    SCP-3088 - Law Of The Land
    SCP-3089 - That Old Time Religion
    SCP-3090 - This girl's gone bad on a game attack!
    SCP-3091 - Temporal Funnel Trap
    SCP-3092 - Gorilla Warfare
    SCP-3093 - The Color Vulvide
    SCP-3094 - Fall into the Gaap
    SCP-3095 - Bird is the Word
    SCP-3096 - One Day at a Time
    SCP-3097 - A Game Of Fetch
    SCP-3098 - Triviality
    SCP-3099 - High Impact Sexual Violence
    

    3100 to 3199

    SCP-3100 - The Reliquary
    SCP-3101 - Contain Me Harder
    SCP-3102 - The Conflagration
    SCP-3103 - Vengeful Wings
    SCP-3104 - Cops Magnet
    SCP-3105 - A Journey Home…
    SCP-3106 - A Flesh Removing Bog
    SCP-3107 - The Well Documented Marble
    SCP-3108 - The Nerfing Gun
    SCP-3109 - Indeterminate Source
    SCP-3110 - One Man's Trash…
    SCP-3111 - Fingerball
    SCP-3112 - InDi-Mail
    SCP-3113 - In My Way
    SCP-3114 - Wouldn't it be Chilly?
    SCP-3115 - 99.7 Cognitohazard FM
    SCP-3116 - It's time to stop posting
    SCP-3117 - A Monster-Shaped Hole
    SCP-3118 - Lunch Gun
    SCP-3119 - Lord of the Dance
    SCP-3120 - Help Desk
    SCP-3121 - Get Out of My Head
    SCP-3122 - You Have Reached Your Destination
    SCP-3123 - Insult To Injury
    SCP-3124 - Not a Football
    SCP-3125 - The Escapee
    SCP-3126 - The Immobile Muse
    SCP-3127 - Nineteen Year Old Jessica Lambert And A Female Pig Of Abnormal Size, Forever
    SCP-3128 - Let's Play Monopoly!
    SCP-3129 - Mr. November
    SCP-3130 - The Princess and Her Bodyguards Walk Alone
    SCP-3131 - Music is Life
    SCP-3132 - Crackin' the Back Knack
    SCP-3133 - An Email to O5-05
    SCP-3134 - The Things Left Behind
    SCP-3135 - Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Journey Continues!
    SCP-3136 - Here Be Monsters
    SCP-3137 - Nitepad™
    SCP-3138 - A Sepulcher by the Sea
    SCP-3139 - America's Labyrinth
    SCP-3140 - Botanical Warfare
    SCP-3141 - Anomalous Theorem
    SCP-3142 - If you can dream it, you can do it (as long as your dream is of being broke)
    SCP-3143 - Murphy Law in… The Foundation Always Rings Twice!
    SCP-3144 - The Real World Is Faker Than Wrestling
    SCP-3145 - Self-Insert
    SCP-3146 - Money Match
    SCP-3147 - Tongue Twisted
    SCP-3148 - Tranquility
    SCP-3149 - Monkey Business
    SCP-3150 - The Caravanserai at the End of the World
    SCP-3151 - Movie in a Bottle
    SCP-3152 - The Last Love Letter
    SCP-3153 - Bugging Me
    SCP-3154 - Terminal State Inducer
    SCP-3155 - We Never Sleep
    SCP-3156 - Civilization Carrier Case
    SCP-3157 - The Second Castle
    SCP-3158 - Inconvenient
    SCP-3159 - The Trashiest World in the Multiverse
    SCP-3160 - There Are Wasps Inside Your Microwave, And They're Stinging You Right Now
    SCP-3161 - The Plight of Poor Sir Gregor
    SCP-3162 - Social Life
    SCP-3163 - The Almanack
    SCP-3164 - Character Test
    SCP-3165 - Dog Teeth
    SCP-3166 - You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Garfield
    SCP-3167 - Character Assassin (Or: The Serial Killer)
    SCP-3168 - House Chickens
    SCP-3169 - For Duck's Sake!
    SCP-3170 - Only Acting
    SCP-3171 - How the Foundation Came to Operate a Phone Sex Hotline
    SCP-3172 - A Field Of Unfortunate Flowers
    SCP-3173 - Forest Prison
    SCP-3174 - Kleiner Freund
    SCP-3175 - A Wish Granted
    SCP-3176 - Estimated Time Of Arrival
    SCP-3177 - This Fucking Guy Did All The Murders
    SCP-3178 - Through God, All Things Are Possible
    SCP-3179 - The Seed
    SCP-3180 - No Strangers to Love
    SCP-3181 - Lemme Get It Boneless
    SCP-3182 - The Grocery Store
    dissociation -
    SCP-3184 - I'm sick of bugs getting stuck in my god damn bathroom light
    SCP-3185 - The Public Domain Protection Service
    SCP-3186 - These Words Of Ours, Written So Deftly Across The Sky
    SCP-3187 - Honu
    SCP-3188 - This Man Must Die
    SCP-3189 - For The Man Who Has Everything
    SCP-3190 - Just One More Thing
    SCP-3191 - Consciousness Emulator
    SCP-3192 - When the Bell Tolls
    SCP-3193 - Christmas War
    SCP-3194 - Divine Presence
    SCP-3195 - The Fault in Our Star
    SCP-3196 - The Adventures of Rex Dangerly
    SCP-3197 - A Trickster God for the Modern Age
    SCP-3198 - Miniature Task Force
    SCP-3199 - Humans, Refuted
    

    3200 to 3299

    SCP-3200 - Chronos
    SCP-3201 - well, it was low-entropy while it lasted.
    SCP-3202 - The Deeper End
    SCP-3203 - The Swiss Bank Account
    SCP-3204 - The Quantum Horse
    SCP-3205 - Adventure Tourist
    SCP-3206 - Who Wouldn't Want A Vomeronasal Organ?
    SCP-3207 - The Think-Tank
    SCP-3208 - YKHN
    SCP-3209 - Boredom Butterfly
    SCP-3210 - Alternative Facts
    SCP-3211 - There is No Canon
    SCP-3212 - Eldritch Redecorator
    SCP-3213 - F*ck off Carl.
    SCP-3214 - Star Quality
    SCP-3215 - Delicious Anemone
    SCP-3216 - Three Buildings in New York City
    SCP-3217 - Mail "H" for "Hero".
    SCP-3218 - Animals in Boxes
    SCP-3219 - This Sour Earth
    SCP-3220 - Panopticon II
    SCP-3221 - Prester John the Unbroken
    SCP-3222 - A Very Real Pencil
    SCP-3223 - Ancient Egyptian Pet Whisperer
    SCP-3224 - Family Tree
    SCP-3225 - Dream for Ourselves Alone
    SCP-3226 - HEADBONES™!!
    SCP-3227 - Dart Frog Flora
    SCP-3228 - добрите стари дни
    SCP-3229 - A Blessed Sea
    SCP-3230 - Intergalactic Isolation
    SCP-3231 - 10,000,000 People Can't Be Wrong
    SCP-3232 - Bug Pillow
    SCP-3233 - Tenrec Goddess Reborn
    SCP-3234 - Pure Grey Static
    SCP-3235 - The Baba-disease
    SCP-3236 - All Those Fucking Ideas
    SCP-3237 - A Man Who is Not Cold
    SCP-3238 - dado juice
    SCP-3239 - When Death Comes Calling
    SCP-3240 - The Bones Of What You Believe
    SCP-3241 - The SS Sommerfeld
    SCP-3242 - Operative Disease Mouse
    SCP-3243 - The Green Warden
    SCP-3244 - Mountain Dew: Code Red
    SCP-3245 - Mr. Playing Games Is Bad For Your Health
    SCP-3246 - A Nice Old Lady
    SCP-3247 - A Magic Mime and his Mighty Morphin' Method Acting Spider Kids
    SCP-3248 - Who Shot Sulley?
    SCP-3249 - Me, Us, Them, Them
    SCP-3250 - Jesus Fried Chicken
    SCP-3251 - The Coconut Crab Captain
    SCP-3252 - The Permian-Triassic Extinction Event
    SCP-3253 - A Prison of Ink and Flesh
    SCP-3254 - Grail's Mama Bear
    SCP-3255 - A Light Shining Through The Holes Inside Your Eyelids
    SCP-3256 - Web of Murder
    SCP-3257 - A Priest in a Suitcase at Timbuktu
    SCP-3258 - God Killers
    SCP-3259 - Verminous Ark
    SCP-3260 - 10 Years Later
    SCP-3261 - The Dragon's Tongue
    SCP-3262 - Babyblade
    SCP-3263 - Mr. Headgeworth's School for the Magically Gifted
    SCP-3264 - Causeless Effect
    SCP-3265 - It's Good
    SCP-3266 - Time Loop in the Ardennes Forest
    SCP-3267 - Memories Bound in Paper
    SCP-3268 - Digital Predator
    SCP-3269 - Pop Culture
    SCP-3270 - The Painting That Makes You A Furry
    SCP-3271 - It Was A Dark And Stormy Knight
    SCP-3272 - It's Rainin' Men, HALLELUJAH!
    SCP-3273 - Self-Performed Brain Editing Manual
    SCP-3274 - Nowhere Else To Run
    SCP-3275 - Excuse me, this is the wrong pizza.
    SCP-3276 - Young Successful Independent Self-Employed CEOs
    SCP-3277 - Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick
    SCP-3278 - Mother Earth, Father Sky
    SCP-3279 - The Afterimage
    SCP-3280 - After the Storm
    SCP-3281 - [REDACTED BY AARS538]
    SCP-3282 - The Worm of Your Dreams
    SCP-3283 - The biggest back yard in Boise
    SCP-3284 - Uncontainable
    SCP-3285 - creative comas
    SCP-3286 - Sea Legs
    SCP-3287 - Anti-Baby Gas
    SCP-3288 - The Aristocrats
    SCP-3289 - Smile
    SCP-3290 - Righteous Punishment for Vampires
    SCP-3291 - Flowers of Solomon
    SCP-3292 - The Land Before Time, For All of Time
    SCP-3293 - You Can't Go Home
    SCP-3294 - A Severe Case of Soulnesia
    SCP-3295 - Thank You For Smoking
    SCP-3296 - The Drifter
    SCP-3297 - Gramma Always Remembers.
    SCP-3298 - Miss Connection
    SCP-3299 - ONE WEIRD TRICK! (YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 8!!!!)
    

    3300 to 3399

    SCP-3300 - The Rain
    SCP-3301 - THE FOUNDATION
    SCP-3302 - "The Jim Look"
    SCP-3303 - Champagne Supernova
    SCP-3304 - That Time the Foundation Froze Hell
    SCP-3305 - The Father, The Son, and The Holy Toast
    SCP-3306 - The Murder-Go-Round
    SCP-3307 - Cornucopi-ass
    SCP-3308 - Crooked Excavator
    SCP-3309 - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
    SCP-3310 - The Old Man of the Lake
    SCP-3311 - All the Little Chairs
    SCP-3312 - OwO what's this?
    SCP-3313 - Poor Richard
    SCP-3314 - Paintings From a Homesick Painter
    SCP-3315 - ｐ ｅ ｒ ｓ ｅ ｖ ｅ ｒ ａ ｎ ｃ ｅ
    SCP-3316 - The Grand Spectacle
    SCP-3317 - Libre la Livres
    SCP-3318 - CAN YOU SEE ME
    SCP-3319 - The Clusterfuckalypse
    SCP-3320 - Ethical Relativity
    SCP-3321 - Edge of the Universe
    SCP-3322 - Sister Cities
    SCP-3323 - R35urr3c710n
    SCP-3324 - Getting kidney stones in the past is more useful than you'd think
    SCP-3325 - Live Entertainment
    SCP-3326 - The Threads of Fate
    SCP-3327 - Soviet Bunker(s)
    SCP-3328 - Where Dead Men Grow
    SCP-3329 - A Sucker Born Every Minute
    SCP-3330 - Études for the Universe
    SCP-3331 - With Apologies To John Cena
    SCP-3332 - Anchoring For A Citroen
    SCP-3333 - Tower
    SCP-3334 - Literally a Billion Memes
    SCP-3335 - The Hole in My Head Where My Mind Used to Be
    SCP-3336 - God Bless You
    SCP-3337 - Death Of The Artist
    SCP-3338 - Otamatone wants to be your roommate~
    SCP-3339 - Randall the Clown's Wacky Broadway Theatre
    SCP-3340 - You Think, Therefore We Are
    SCP-3341 - Arabian Nasnas a.k.a. Somali Hungruf
    SCP-3342 - The Blackfoot Potato Transplants
    SCP-3343 - Beelzebub
    SCP-3344 - Mourning Son
    SCP-3345 - Crime Novel
    SCP-3346 - Worry Hat
    SCP-3347 - They Grow Up So Fast
    SCP-3348 - Lost Dictionary
    SCP-3349 - Printing EKG
    SCP-3350 - Shape Up!
    SCP-3351 - Future Days
    SCP-3352 - Bethlehem Steel
    SCP-3353 - Secrets for Sweets
    SCP-3354 - Killmotor Hill
    SCP-3355 - St. Nick
    SCP-3356 - The Unity of the Prokaryote
    SCP-3357 - Practice Makes Perfect
    SCP-3358 - Anomaly Apartments Site-316
    SCP-3359 - The Dry Guy
    SCP-3360 - Proletariart, by San Francisco Jones
    SCP-3361 - Classy Carlos Storms The Shitter
    SCP-3362 - A Forced Self-Insert
    SCP-3363 - The Citizen Kane of Lightning-induced Reality TV
    SCP-3364 - Time Static
    SCP-3365 - Lunar Module 16 ‘Phoenix’
    SCP-3366 - Man in Hole
    SCP-3367 - Prayers from Children, Eternally Answered
    SCP-3368 - Bees on the Brain
    SCP-3369 - A Living Joke
    SCP-3370 - Dead Air
    SCP-3371 - Behind the Cameras
    SCP-3372 - A Betrayer's Retribution and Quite the Earful
    SCP-3373 - Our Whole Universe was in a Hot Dense State
    SCP-3374 - Aquaria Phenomena
    SCP-3375 - Traveling Garden Eels
    SCP-3376 - The Dreaming Stone
    SCP-3377 - Benevolent Wine Connoisseur
    SCP-3378 - Info Drones
    SCP-3379 - D-11424 and the Arctic Meat Hole of Infinite Wonders
    SCP-3380 - Science, Technology, Engineering, Divinity
    SCP-3381 - Dream Studios
    SCP-3382 - Ill Wishes
    SCP-3383 - A Lake with a Snake
    SCP-3384 - Try Not to Laugh
    SCP-3385 - The Last Voyage of the Far Horizon.
    SCP-3386 - Night Owls
    SCP-3387 - A Small World After All
    SCP-3388 - Cacthulhu
    SCP-3389 - The Lake That Burns You
    SCP-3390 - A French Tank
    SCP-3391 - An Artificial God
    SCP-3392 - Euclid's Blackboard
    SCP-3393 - For Your Eyes Only
    SCP-3394 - Brain Scientist
    SCP-3395 - The Servants of Fire
    SCP-3396 - The Empyrean Parasite
    SCP-3397 - Fortes Fortuna Iuvat!
    SCP-3398 - Hilbert's Grand Elevator
    SCP-3399 - Family Tree
    

    3400 to 3499

    SCP-3400 - Rorqual Infection
    SCP-3401 - Anyone Fancy A Cup Of Jade? Or maybe some Earl, or Jasmine?
    SCP-3402 - Rural Exodus Event
    SCP-3403 - Summer Dogs
    SCP-3404 - Down With the Sickness
    SCP-3405 - How To Get Away With Murder Without Really Trying
    SCP-3406 - Awakening
    SCP-3407 - ¢10 Per Ticket
    SCP-3408 - Welcome to Site-3408
    SCP-3409 - The Chocolate Factory
    SCP-3410 - "It's just fucking golf!"
    SCP-3411 - THE NEW YORK'S GLORIOUS CHILDREN'S BATALLION
    SCP-3412 - Life in a Peaceful New World
    SCP-3413 - Irwin Shrugged
    SCP-3414 - Beware of Toilet Snake
    SCP-3415 - Employee of The Month, Every Month
    SCP-3416 - The Great Anoati!
    SCP-3417 - The Preachers of Globular Cluster Terzan 2
    SCP-3418 - Devourer of Flames
    SCP-3419 - Humants
    SCP-3420 - Too Many Ghosts
    SCP-3421 - Cell Phone Trees
    SCP-3422 - A Culpritless Crime
    SCP-3423 - Inspirational Window
    SCP-3424 - Esto No Es Un Limón.
    SCP-3425 - The Joy of Creation
    SCP-3426 - Reckoner
    SCP-3427 - Anatomical Civilization
    SCP-3428 - Buried Hummingbirds
    SCP-3429 - Just The Way It Is Now
    SCP-3430 - Baby Don’t Hurt Me…
    SCP-3431 - Refuse Koala
    SCP-3432 - Blank
    SCP-3433 - I am a Deeply Superficial Person
    SCP-3434 - …And We'd Rather Remain in the Darkness
    SCP-3435 - Analysis-Defying Dinosaur Painting
    SCP-3436 - ABE
    SCP-3437 - The Black Archive
    SCP-3438 - Recursive Romance
    SCP-3439 - A Postcard
    SCP-3440 - The Marvellously Macabre Mechanical Marionette Matinee
    SCP-3441 - Probability Trees
    SCP-3442 - Innovative and Synergistic Customer-Directed Actualization
    SCP-3443 - Placeholder
    SCP-3444 - She Took The Midnight Train Going Anywhere…
    SCP-3445 - Grave Insights
    SCP-3446 - The Waders
    SCP-3447 - Trumpets of Jericho
    SCP-3448 - Halfterlife
    SCP-3449 - The Things Left Unsaid
    SCP-3450 - OC DO NOT STEAL
    SCP-3451 - The Shade Closet
    SCP-3452 - Durendal
    SCP-3453 - The Juice is Loose
    SCP-3454 - The Land DENIERS of Tall Bees
    SCP-3455 - 411 Days A Year
    SCP-3456 - The Orcadian Horsemen
    SCP-3457 - The Rite of Solomon
    SCP-3458 - Bad Sectors
    SCP-3459 - Phobia Plague
    SCP-3460 - I'm Going to Change Your Life
    SCP-3461 - When The Saints Go Marching In
    SCP-3462 - Lights, Camera, REDACTION
    SCP-3463 - Flawless Objective Perception
    SCP-3464 - Olive Garden regularly communes with DEMONIC ENTITIES to summon their SATANIC sempiternal garlic bread
    SCP-3465 - Better Safe Than Sorry
    SCP-3466 - Only Birdbrains Live the American Dream
    SCP-3467 - Anomoaly
    SCP-3468 - Only YOU can prevent forest fires
    SCP-3469 - Nice Cream
    SCP-3470 - Harry Potter's Revenge
    SCP-3471 - Paint Under the Bridge
    SCP-3472 - Mother Loves her Baby
    SCP-3473 - The Son of the Sun
    SCP-3474 - Grief Ignited
    SCP-3475 - Our Shifting Foundations
    SCP-3476 - A Place to Sever Stranded Heartstrings // Alex's Fountain
    SCP-3477 - Will the Real Harold Holt Please Stand Up?
    SCP-3478 - A human-shaped hole to the meat dimension
    SCP-3479 - Proof We Are All As Angels
    SCP-3480 - Olympus Mons
    SCP-3481 - Glorious Sounds
    SCP-3482 - fine mayor posters campaign by dado
    SCP-3483 - The AI Who Loved Me
    SCP-3484 - Missing Pieces
    SCP-3485 - Omega Messier
    SCP-3486 - Baby Mine
    SCP-3487 - Cats Think The World Revolves Around Them
    SCP-3488 - Mimir, The Root Of All Knowledge
    SCP-3489 - Canary's Song
    SCP-3490 - Bubblesssssssssssssssssss
    SCP-3491 - [UNTITLED TSURU]
    SCP-3492 - A Totleigh unBÄRable existence
    SCP-3493 - The Great SCP Foundation Collaboration
    SCP-3494 - waste management by dado
    SCP-3495 - St. Brendan's Howler Monkey
    SCP-3496 - Can We Bee Friends?
    SCP-3497 - Backfiring Birds
    SCP-3498 - Monachopsis
    SCP-3499 - Please Stand By
    

    3500 to 3599

    SCP-3500 - Instructions Unclear, Got Dick Stuck in Canon 🍆➡️📕
    SCP-3501 - The Storyteller of Isfahan
    SCP-3502 - The Kangaroo Sign
    SCP-3503 - Panic is Pure, Trauma is True, Suffering is Sweet, and Death's a Delight
    SCP-3504 - "And how will we know you are one of us?"
    SCP-3505 - Singed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
    SCP-3506 - The Reading of the Will
    SCP-3507 - Father, This Day I Bring You True Glory
    SCP-3508 - "Cute and soft! Kill them off!"
    SCP-3509 - The Test Chamber
    SCP-3510 - Not Another New World Order!
    SCP-3511 - Reach Out And Touch
    SCP-3512 - The More You Know
    SCP-3513 - The brain that ate itself
    SCP-3514 - The Moment of the Mahdi and the Moment of the Mortal
    SCP-3515 - Unearth
    SCP-3516 - I Fell Off My Bike
    SCP-3517 - A Hideous Mountain
    SCP-3518 - Arctic Shrimp
    SCP-3519 - These Quiet Days
    SCP-3520 - Fourteen Orangutans
    SCP-3521 - forced banana equivalent dose by dado
    SCP-3522 - Black Body
    SCP-3523 - The Quarry
    SCP-3524 - You Cannot Contain Us
    SCP-3525 - A 5-Star Lyft Driver
    SCP-3526 - Ave, True to Caesar
    SCP-3527 - Incompetent Rap-Loving Bodysnatchers
    SCP-3528 - Witch Hunter
    SCP-3529 - snake = snek = cute ^~^
    SCP-3530 - Shooting Star School
    SCP-3531 - Skyfood
    SCP-3532 - Merch Link in Bio
    SCP-3533 - Metaphysiclean!
    SCP-3534 - Doomsyesterday
    SCP-3535 - Casus Lignum
    SCP-3536 - Bacteriophage Enabler
    SCP-3537 - Mr. Shapey
    SCP-3538 - THE GREATEST CARABINER EVER
    SCP-3539 - So That Others May Live
    SCP-3540 - Don't Queer the Reaper
    SCP-3541 - Twice as Bright
    SCP-3542 - "Fear Not, Citizen!"
    SCP-3543 - One, Two, Four
    SCP-3544 - Home is Where the Heart Was
    SCP-3545 - The Places You'll Never Go
    SCP-3546 - Doggone it, I Fold!
    SCP-3547 - A Dream of Our Beloved
    SCP-3548 - We exist, but only in your mind
    SCP-3549 - Sweet Medieval Bitcoin
    SCP-3550 - Cancer of Passion
    SCP-3551 - Dr. Wondertainment's Inflatable Invasion
    SCP-3552 - Never Swallow A Melon Seed
    SCP-3553 - They All Go Into the Dark
    SCP-3554 - No. 4 Borscht Canning Factory
    SCP-3555 - Attempted Suicide
    SCP-3556 - Durbal, The Rude Sticky Note
    SCP-3557 - CK or OK?
    SCP-3558 - Eyelid Removal Tool
    SCP-3559 - Best Thing Since
    SCP-3560 - All Robots go to Limbo
    SCP-3561 - An Unfinished Work
    SCP-3562 - See Me After Class
    SCP-3563 - Lemonabe, 25¢!
    SCP-3564 - The Immortal Bard, Act Ⅱ: Return of Shakespeare
    SCP-3565 - Meat Baby
    SCP-3566 - Not Even That Funny
    SCP-3567 - Chrono-Wrap
    SCP-3568 - Shapes
    SCP-3569 - Buuny Butler
    EE-3570 - Umbral Ultimatum
    SCP-3571 - OLLIE'S OBSTACLE COURSE OF OBVIOUS OBLITERATION!
    SCP-3572 - Sand Cave
    SCP-3573 - The Rubedo Reserve Oinopoeic Sublimator
    SCP-3574 - Lambs to the Slaughter
    SCP-3575 - It's a Small Town
    SCP-3576 - Think But This And All Is Mended
    SCP-3577 - Pack To The Future
    SCP-3578 - A Mother's Love
    SCP-3579 - Insta-Gator
    SCP-3580 - The Devotion Locket
    SCP-3581 - Corneliu
    SCP-3582 - The Multiverse is Having a Seizure
    SCP-3583 - Hellbus
    SCP-3584 - Mechanical(?) Dandelion Garden
    SCP-3585 - Wondertainment's Murder Mystery Mates
    SCP-3586 - Gourmet Gull
    SCP-3587 - If I Were Trapped On An Island I'd Bring Me Myself and I
    SCP-3588 - Cheers
    SCP-3589 - Second Amendment
    SCP-3590 - A Dirge for the Silent
    SCP-3591 - The Fallen Giant
    SCP-3592 - Kindertransport
    SCP-3593 - Scooby Snacker
    SCP-3594 - Genesis Ulcer
    SCP-3595 - Einheit
    SCP-3596 - Super Justice Containment Action Squadron
    SCP-3597 - Maladroit
    SCP-3598 - Bishop's Glen Memorial Park
    SCP-3599 - A Hard Day at Work
    

    3600 to 3699

    SCP-3600 - Documenting Doomsday
    SCP-3601 - A Cautionary Tale
    SCP-3602 - The Monkey King's Legacy
    SCP-3603 - Oops! All Bears
    SCP-3604 - Craydaddy
    SCP-3605 - The blue is so beautiful
    SCP-3606 - Praise You
    SCP-3607 - Residence Evil
    SCP-3608 - PTSD: Post-Traumatic Stress Dimension
    SCP-3609 - Hati Hróðvitnisson
    SCP-3610 - To Fill the Ocean
    SCP-3611 - The Yamauchi Deck
    SCP-3612 - The Mainlist is Out of Order; Please Try Again
    SCP-3613 - Things You People Wouldn't Believe
    SCP-3614 - Your Reality
    SCP-3615 - Depressed Divine Demon of Diptera & Diarrhea
    SCP-3616 - Writer's Block
    SCP-3617 - The Parasites of Normal
    SCP-3618 - Supply and Demand
    SCP-3619 - You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round
    SCP-3620 - Data Expunged the Chicken
    SCP-3621 - Best Intentions
    SCP-3622 - Agile, Handle with Care
    SCP-3623 - She was my muse
    SCP-3624 - Crazy Chimera Lady
    SCP-3625 - The Great American Meme Machine
    SCP-3626 - Do not stop reading this document
    SCP-3627 - Dreamy Jasters
    SCP-3628 - Better Not to Know
    SCP-3629 - Spinder
    SCP-3630 - Reverse Locked Room Mystery
    SCP-3631 - A Man and his Monster
    SCP-3632 - Nibirdu
    SCP-3633 - I'm Right Behind Me
    SCP-3634 - In Vino Veritas
    SCP-3635 - The Forgotten Archive
    SCP-3636 - World's Greatest Jukebox
    SCP-3637 - Many Waters
    SCP-3638 - You can't be serious!
    SCP-3639 - What-A-Boots
    SCP-3640 - Escape from the House of Mouse
    SCP-3641 - Remember Apollo-99 Nased
    SCP-3642 - T(r)opical Cream
    SCP-3643 - Part 1: ANOMALY IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL
    SCP-3644 - Slot reserved, please do not fill
    SCP-3645 - Star Child
    SCP-3646 - Phantom Mosquitos
    SCP-3647 - Quousque Tandem?
    SCP-3648 - Buga and Buninka
    SCP-3649 - Overcast and Overwhelming
    SCP-3650 - Travel Bug
    SCP-3651 - Chalk Children
    SCP-3652 - Inverting Box
    SCP-3653 - A Calendar with Extra Days
    SCP-3654 - WarTime
    SCP-3655 - The Last Resort
    SCP-3656 - Governments in Exile
    SCP-3657 - Posthumous Hero
    SCP-3658 - The Time Walker
    SCP-3659 - Rubbery Triceratops Gauntlet
    SCP-3660 - The Zoo Zipper
    SCP-3661 - A Toy Story
    SCP-3662 - The Doomsday Clock
    SCP-3663 - The Tunnel Monster
    SCP-3664 - The Only Weapon You Need is the One in Your Head
    SCP-3665 - Instant Demon, Just Add Blood!
    SCP-3666 - Repairing the Mask
    SCP-3667 - All's Well that Ends Hell
    SCP-3668 - Provenance
    SCP-3669 - A Mathematics Self Help Book
    SCP-3670 - Dreamed Corn
    SCP-3671 - A very angry box of cereal
    SCP-3672 - Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
    SCP-3673 - But when the door is closed…
    SCP-3674 - The Loss of Sector H
    SCP-3675 - The Void Called
    SCP-3676 - The Multiversal Megapede
    SCP-3677 - Paradix High School: Paradise for the Paranormal
    SCP-3678 - "It's Not That Anomalous."
    SCP-3679 - Make a Geas, Foundation
    SCP-3680 - The White Guys
    SCP-3681 - 5 - 0
    SCP-3682 - Parousia
    SCP-3683 - Dire Pigeons
    SCP-3684 - Pump You Full Of Lead
    SCP-3685 - The Fractured Pile
    SCP-3686 - Evan Deserves to be Remembered
    SCP-3687 - Anti-Entropy Doorknobs
    SCP-3688 - You Can Dance If You Want To
    SCP-3689 - Legendary Sandwich of the Deep
    SCP-3690 - Abdominal Pains
    SCP-3691 - The Thinking Man's SCP
    SCP-3692 - the notebook
    SCP-3693 - Postscript - Through A Glass, Darkly
    SCP-3694 - America's Diner Is Always Open
    SCP-3695 - The Surfboard
    SCP-3696 - The Greatest Attractor
    SCP-3697 - "Let Me Redirect You Right Now"
    SCP-3698 - Fresh Pine
    SCP-3699 - Memoirs of a Shingle Beach
    

    3700 to 3799

    SCP-3700 - Tides Of War
    SCP-3701 - All the Time in the World
    SCP-3702 - I Walk Through The Desert, And I Have No Name
    SCP-3703 - From Death, We Contain
    SCP-3704 - Requiem
    SCP-3705 - The Gardener's Shadow
    SCP-3706 - 50,000 Krakens Under the Sea
    SCP-3707 - Fly By Night Only
    SCP-3708 - Crows Unanswered
    SCP-3709 - Intended Purpose
    SCP-3710 - Elon MUSH!
    SCP-3711 - Suffering On The Rising Tide
    SCP-3712 - Grandma Knows Best
    SCP-3713 - All the World’s a Stage
    SCP-3714 - Jiangshi's Ring
    SCP-3715 - Not So Subtlє Teα
    SCP-3716 - Boned Beyond Belief
    SCP-3717 - Pickl'd Punkz
    SCP-3718 - An Environmental Cat-astrophe
    SCP-3719 - Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower
    SCP-3720 - Smiting on a Budget
    SCP-3721 - Obsolete Weapons System
    SCP-3722 - The City That Was Half the World
    SCP-3723 - The Orca-stra
    SCP-3724 - Guard Puppies
    SCP-3725 - Ironically, I don't have a Good Idea for a Title
    SCP-3726 - AnthropomorFic
    SCP-3727 - Syringe Man
    SCP-3728 - STOP. HAMMERTIME
    SCP-3729 - The Best Day of Your Life
    SCP-3730 - Eagerly Awaiting Takeoff
    SCP-3731 - Normality Will Be Protected
    SCP-3732 - Posthumous Legacy
    SCP-3733 - Everybody Else
    SCP-3734 - Muddy Morphing Power Worms!
    SCP-3735 - ForbiddeN SouNd
    SCP-3736 - Talk It!
    SCP-3737 - Rainbow Bridge
    SCP-3738 - Casting Lots
    SCP-3739 - Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc.
    SCP-3740 - God Is Dumb
    SCP-3741 - The World Is Your Oyster
    SCP-3742 - A "Live" Album
    SCP-3743 - Euboea, Son of Briareos
    SCP-3744 - Dungeons And D-Class Personnel
    SCP-3745 - As the Heart Breaks, so do the Heavens
    SCP-3746 - 🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀
    SCP-3747 - Death by Vacuum
    SCP-3748 - Bowl of Flies
    SCP-3749 - Apocalyptic Death Metal Sword
    SCP-3750 - A White Fish
    SCP-3751 - Skip's Gambit
    SCP-3752 - Cold From Within
    SCP-3753 - TEA-K.O.
    SCP-3754 - Pocket Pet Collector Plus!
    SCP-3755 - Guess How Many
    SCP-3756 - In Space, No One Can Hear Yee-haw!
    SCP-3757 - Cocoon Park
    SCP-3758 - The Last Dodo
    SCP-3759 - Isle of the Tortoise Terminarch
    SCP-3760 - He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
    SCP-3761 - The War of the Squirrels
    SCP-3762 - Shelter from the Storm
    SCP-3763 - A Piece of Him is Still Around
    SCP-3764 - A Gift From A Friend
    SCP-3765 - Beaver Builders Building Buildings
    SCP-3766 - Reverse Cargo Cult
    SCP-3767 - Additional Baggage Fee
    SCP-3768 - Three Moons Public Radio
    SCP-3769 - Evolutionary Rescission Device
    SCP-3770 - One Thousand Footsteps Towards The Promised Land
    SCP-3771 - Americans Be Eating Cheesed Burger
    SCP-3772 - 😂 WHO DID THIS 😂
    SCP-3773 - 9,000 Lives
    SCP-3774 - My Heart DEETs Faster For You
    SCP-3775 - [ACCESS DENIED] — This URL is currently unusable ~ SCP Wiki Staff
    SCP-3776 - Camp Nimrod
    SCP-3777 - Jewish Mekhanite Golem Robot
    SCP-3778 - We Are Possum. We Are Legion.
    SCP-3779 - A Greenhouse: Or, How D-80801 Learned To Give In And Embrace Nature
    SCP-3780 - Who Shot J.F.K.?
    SCP-3781 - OK ペインター!
    SCP-3782 - Through Roosevelt's Glasses
    SCP-3783 - Baba Yaga's Cottage
    SCP-3784 - High Octane Nightmare Fuel
    SCP-3785 - Jasper's Hill
    SCP-3786 - Chubby Dog
    SCP-3787 - The Horse Meme
    SCP-3788 - Titanic Super Soaker
    SCP-3789 - Abyssal Basalt 'Jellyfish'
    SCP-3790 - Department of Abnormalities
    SCP-3791 - An Entirely Standard and Uneventful Anomaly
    SCP-3792 - Up In Smoke
    SCP-3793 - Spectral Punk Drive-By
    SCP-3794 - Salsa Hammer
    SCP-3795 - WHO KILLED YOUR DOG?!
    SCP-3796 - What a Wonderful Unification It Would Be
    SCP-3797 - The Once and Future Gun
    SCP-3798 - There Are Flowers There
    SCP-3799 - A Short History of Snowfall
    

    3800 to 3899

    SCP-3800 - Many Grandparents Ago
    SCP-3801 - Based on a True Story
    SCP-3802 - hare growth by dado
    SCP-3803 - Custom-Made Business Cards, On the Go!
    SCP-3804 - Communiqués from the Apocalypse
    SCP-3805 - The Birth Of The World
    SCP-3806 - I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!
    SCP-3807 - A Real Bad Hombre
    SCP-3808 - Bacon Cheeseburger That Demands Justification
    SCP-3809 - Love in the Time of Algorithms
    SCP-3810 - Angela Carter Presents: "The Saltwater Heart"
    SCP-3811 - A Therapist Needs A Therapist
    SCP-3812 - A Voice Behind Me
    SCP-3813 - The Fall of Hyperion
    SCP-3814 - Tag! You're it!
    SCP-3815 - Elena the Ever-Present
    SCP-3816 - Blue Light
    SCP-3817 - Suffering For Your Art
    SCP-3818 - Two Favours One
    SCP-3819 - Box of Desire
    SCP-3820 - Sitting and Caring for Pets
    SCP-3821 - Stuck In the Mailroom
    SCP-3822 - Everywhere Yet Nowhere
    SCP-3823 - Put On Your Red Shoes
    SCP-3824 - Dogpile
    SCP-3825 - So it Goes
    SCP-3826 - The Definition of Technophobia
    SCP-3827 - The Dental Community Theater
    SCP-3828 - A Powerful Seal
    SCP-3829 - Metastasis
    SCP-3830 - Sleeping With The Fishes
    SCP-3831 - Can't Call Out
    SCP-3832 - Surprise Pillow Fight
    SCP-3833 - Welcome to the Top of the Mountain
    SCP-3834 - Fossil Records
    SCP-3835 - Better inWeedients, Better Pizza, Papa John's
    SCP-3836 - Grease Monkey And The Search For FAST
    SCP-3837 - Maize Knight
    SCP-3838 - Nomads of the 4th-Dimensional Steppe
    SCP-3839 - Liposlugtion: 2 Fat 2 Furious
    SCP-3840 - We Stand On Guard For Thee
    SCP-3841 - Death & Rebirth
    SCP-3842 - Life-Emitting Diode
    SCP-3843 - Sam
    SCP-3844 - To Slay A Dragon
    SCP-3845 - Buddy
    SCP-3846 - Walden Pond Scum
    SCP-3847 - If only I could talk with birds
    SCP-3848 - History Exists for the Memorable
    SCP-3849 - A Tubful of Time
    SCP-3850 - I Can't Drown My Demons
    SCP-3851 - You May Not Be Able To Drown Your Demons, But The Demons Can Drown Your Screams
    SCP-3852 - Small Town Justice
    SCP-3853 - Imperium
    SCP-3854 - Belly of the Playwright
    SCP-3855 - Antimemetic Speakeasy
    SCP-3856 - Researcher Lloyd, Destroyer of Worlds
    SCP-3857 - Call of the Tropic
    SCP-3858 - Hugbox
    SCP-3859 - Anti-technotheistic Parasite
    SCP-3860 - The Falcon's Landing
    SCP-3861 - Self-Reflection
    SCP-3862 - The Gentleman Karcist
    SCP-3863 - Hole-y cow! I can't bee-lieve it!
    SCP-3864 - I've Been Framed!
    SCP-3865 - You Reap What You Sow
    SCP-3866 - Youth In Asia by dado
    SCP-3867 - ♡♡♡Sweet Cats & Perfect Dogs!♡♡♡
    SCP-3868 - Constitution Saving Throw
    SCP-3869 - High Quality Ripoff
    SCP-3870 - The Ice-Cream Vigilante
    SCP-3871 - Dr. Wondertainment's Allegorical Anomaly-Annihilating Assault Automaton
    SCP-3872 - Consult an Alchemist
    SCP-3873 - Unbearable Treatment
    SCP-3874 - Six-Hundred To One
    SCP-3875 - Spyders
    SCP-3876 - Tussie Mussie
    SCP-3877 - MIЯЯOЯ BÄR
    SCP-3878 - Words Will Never Hurt Me
    SCP-3879 - Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment
    SCP-3880 - ILLEST RAIN SOUNDS ∞ Hours No Looping - White Noise, Nature/Healing/Ambient, Meditation/Insomnia/Study ASMR [ORIGINAL]
    SCP-3881 - A Disregarded Proposal
    SCP-3882 - A Literal Metal Band
    SCP-3883 - Dildos Have Dreams Too
    SCP-3884 - Gunmetal Gary Puts the Peddle to the Metal
    SCP-3885 - The High-Octane Full-Throttle Adventures of the Exploding Zombie Gearheads
    SCP-3886 - The Necromancer’s Saddle
    SCP-3887 - Monster under the bed
    SCP-3888 - Alone Together
    SCP-3889 - The Greatest Fisherman Who Ever Lived
    SCP-3890 - Forget-Me-Not
    SCP-3891 - Paradise Lost and Found
    SCP-3892 - A Very Heavy Metal Bedtime
    SCP-3893 - I'm Going to Have a Motherfucking Meltdown
    SCP-3894 - Our Sorrow
    SCP-3895 - Our Unrest
    SCP-3896 - We'll Never Stop Eating Big Gordo
    SCP-3897 - Mother's Eye Is Upon You
    SCP-3898 - The Burden
    SCP-3899 - The Night Hauler
    

    3900 to 3999

    SCP-3900 - The Internet of Things That Are Wolves
    SCP-3901 - Rachel Parks
    SCP-3902 - anomaly class bar by dado
    SCP-3903 - Fata Morgana
    SCP-3904 - Two Cats in a Skin Suit
    SCP-3905 - Soda Can Island
    SCP-3906 - Blasphemous Balut Parade
    SCP-3907 - Warhorse
    SCP-3908 - SCP-3908
    SCP-3909 - Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck To
    SCP-3910 - A Comedy
    SCP-3911 - The Thorn of God
    SCP-3912 - Final Memories Through The Lens
    SCP-3913 - Keep on Trucking
    SCP-3914 - Necrocapitalism
    SCP-3915 - Gay Trashman
    SCP-3916 - Hungry Locusts
    SCP-3917 - Beetles in a Jar
    SCP-3918 - To Starve Her Highness
    SCP-3919 - In Memoriam
    SCP-3920 - 1st Midnight Howitzer Battery
    SCP-3921 - Greco-Roman Atmospheric Reconstruction
    SCP-3922 - STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINALSCUM!!!
    SCP-3923 - Negotium Ficus
    SCP-3924 - Silent Honour Ark
    SCP-3925 - It's All Papers and Forms
    SCP-3926 - Saturday Evenings with your host, Tyal'k'nec!
    SCP-3927 - The Fancy Mouse
    SCP-3928 - Eliphalet Remington Can Kiss My Ass
    SCP-3929 - boner pill by dado
    SCP-3930 - The Pattern Screamer
    SCP-3931 - The End of Days
    SCP-3932 - The Dolphin Manifesto
    SCP-3933 - Bigger Than God
    SCP-3934 - For Sale: Loch Ness Monsters
    SCP-3935 - This Thing a Quiet Madness Made
    SCP-3936 - Working as Intended
    SCP-3937 - Site-112
    SCP-3938 - Dr. Wondertainment's Take-You-Anywhere Machine
    SCP-3939 - [NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER]
    SCP-3940 - Biblical Vengeance Upon Bugs Bunny
    SCP-3941 - The Major Occultation
    UNDEFINED - Containment Chamber #3942
    SCP-3943 - Taco Man
    SCP-3944 - Memory Is Fleeting
    SCP-3945 - Big Huge Nightmare Panther
    SCP-3946 - Amphitrite's Curse, Scylla's Wrath
    SCP-3947 - Robber Duckies
    SCP-3948 - The Man in the Mirror
    SCP-3949 - Penumbra W.A.V.E. #1 Fan!
    SCP-3950 - The Matryoshka
    SCP-3951 - Doggone It
    SCP-3952 - Flying Ace
    SCP-3953 - Costa Rica… IN SPACE
    SCP-3954 - Scarecrow's Secrets
    ███-3955 - Eight Notes
    SCP-3956 - The Mealworm Song
    SCP-3957 - The Eternal Soviet Prison
    SCP-3958 - Little Brother
    SCP-3959 - The End of All Knowledge
    SCP-3960 - Best Friends Forever
    SCP-3961 - Professor Taft
    SCP-3962 - Agasesdi's Gift
    SCP-3963 - I Contain Multitudes
    SCP-3964 - Suicide Staircase
    SCP-3965 - Zhulong
    SCP-3966 - Falling Out
    SCP-3967 - All Watched Over By A Machine Of Loving Grace
    SCP-3968 - Immoral Minefield
    SCP-3969 - Sucker
    SCP-3970 - i want to contain too
    SCP-3971 - Utility Closet SB3-117a
    SCP-3972 - "Ken Burns Presents: SCP-3972"
    SCP-3973 - Would you like to re-roll?
    SCP-3974 - Such Sweet Sorrow
    SCP-3975 - Save the Oreos
    SCP-3976 - Who Killed Agatha Christie?
    SCP-3977 - Hawaiian Punch
    SCP-3978 - The World Is Going Away
    SCP-3979 - Will You Walk Into My Parlour?
    SCP-3980 - Blind Lead the Blind
    SCP-3981 - A Story of Change
    SCP-3982 - The Devourer of Filth Would Like to Be Friends With You
    SCP-3983 - To Petition the Dead
    SCP-3984 - Poking Death with a Stick
    SCP-3985 - Focus of a Regulatory Dispute
    SCP-3986 - The Observatory of Genghis Khan
    SCP-3987 - Purifying Exclamation
    SCP-3988 - Napoleon Bonyparts, Superstar Skeleton
    SCP-3989 - The Bone Orchard
    SCP-3990 - Deer in the Headroom
    SCP-3991 - "Lewis Island"
    SCP-3992 - Wondertainment Whacky Halloween Fun Masks!
    SCP-3993 - Smart WIFI
    SCP-3994 - Normal Human People
    SCP-3995 - A Pair Of Lungs That May Or May Not Exist
    SCP-3996 - The Tangential Frontier
    SCP-3997 - In My End Is My Beginning
    SCP-3998 - The Wicker Witch Lives
    SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me
    

19. #19

    Keys: Series 5, SCP Series V

    4000 to 4099

    Taboo - Taboo
    SCP-4001 - Alexandria Eternal
    SCP-4002 - The Black Moon Howls From Beyond The Edge Of Time
    SCP-4003 - On Cowboys, Catholicism, and the Cretaceous
    SCP-4004 - A Dream Come True
    SCP-4005 - The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China
    SCP-4006 - #MassaTruthetts
    SCP-4007 - Kagemusha
    SCP-4008 - Wormwood
    SCP-4009 - Big Brozart is Watching You
    SCP-4010 - Attempt to look at what we accomplished
    SCP-4011 - History is Written by the Victors
    SCP-4012 - Than Teach Ten Thousand Stars How Not to Dance
    SCP-4013 - It Can't Be Allowed To Stop
    SCP-4014 - Illicium
    SCP-4015 - The Keepers
    SCP-4016 - Of Mice and Twine
    SCP-4017 - An Epilogue, Too Late to Matter
    SCP-4018 - Eye
    SCP-4019 - Anatomical Abnormality
    SCP-4020 - It Won't Stop Screaming
    SCP-4021 - Mandarin Oranges
    SCP-4022 - Great Big Nothing
    SCP-4023 - The Inexplainable Nature of Twenty Three
    SCP-4024 - Puddle in the Gobi Desert
    SCP-4025 - Blutfahne
    SCP-4026 - guardian "angel"
    SCP-4027 - Anomalous Dissociative Identity
    SCP-4028 - La Historia de Don Quixote de la Mancha
    SCP-4029 - Too Many Legs to be Going Nowhere
    SCP-4030 - It Wants to be Free
    SCP-4031 - The Amnesiac Redemption
    SCP-4032 - Deadly Fart Berries
    SCP-4033 - The Easter Bunny is Dead
    SCP-4034 - Defenetre of the Strate
    SCP-4035 - Prey on Words
    SCP-4036 - The Republic
    SCP-4037 - One of Mind
    SCP-4038 - The Common Tongue
    SCP-4039 - The Second Second Law of Thermodynamics
    SCP-4040 - At The Bottom Of A Bottomless Pit
    SCP-4041 - Impostors of the Tyrant Lizard King
    SCP-4042 - Somebody to Love
    SCP-4043 - Gaia
    SCP-4044 - A Reprieve
    SCP-4045 - Auto-Erotic
    SCP-4046 - What do you want to be when you grow up?
    SCP-4047 - Abstract Art
    SCP-4048 - We need to talk about your forklift certification
    SCP-4049 - Beast Pits
    SCP-4050 - Oh, The Humidity!
    SCP-4051 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter
    SCP-4052 - Sandwich (disambiguation)
    SCP-4053 - The Gift of Life
    SCP-4054 - The Seventh Door
    SCP-4055 - Three Split Seconds
    SCP-4056 - Nuclear Family Unit
    SCP-4057 - Save Her
    SCP-4058 - We Become Stories That Are Dying To Be Told
    SCP-4059 - The Jersey Devil
    SCP-4060 - Memory Merchant
    SCP-4061 - Unphotographable
    SCP-4062 - Soggy Doggy
    SCP-4063 - What Remains
    SCP-4064 - "It's not you, it's us"
    SCP-4065 - Ancho(red) Reality
    SCP-4066 - The Byzantine Empire Was Secretly Aliens
    SCP-4067 - Effigies From The Swarm
    SCP-4068 - Buzzword
    SCP-4069 - Out of Range
    SCP-4070 - Just Something He Thinks About
    SCP-4071 - History Rewritten
    SCP-4072 - Long Way Out from Shore
    SCP-4073N - Just Blowing Hot Air
    SCP-4074 - Sun Flower
    SCP-4075 - Birds of a Feather
    SCP-4076 - Video Hurt System
    SCP-4077 - City of Gold
    SCP-4078 - Neo-Lamarckian Genetic Engineering
    SCP-4079 - Saving Archimedes
    SCP-4080 - Spotlight
    SCP-4081 - Audition Interference
    SCP-4082 - NeoVancouver Free Radio
    SCP-4083 - Lakeside View Apartments
    SCP-4084 - Then Who Was Phone?
    SCP-4085 - What business, nay?
    SCP-4086 - The Tunnels
    SCP-4087 - Absence of a Knife
    SCP-4088 - Sing us a song, you're a piano, man
    SCP-4089 - Untoothing
    SCP-4090 - The Dream of the Anartist's Son
    SCP-4091 - A Boy's Dog
    SCP-4092 - Rubber Stepdad
    SCP-4093 - Share the Road
    SCP-4094 - They Hunger Beneath the Ice
    SCP-4095 - Love You
    SCP-4096 - The Ol' Switcheroo
    SCP-4097 - Louder Than God's Revolver And Twice As Anomalous
    SCP-4098 - S-C-P, easy as 19-3-16!
    SCP-4099 - We Die in The Dark
    

    4100 to 4199

    SCP-4100 - Future Imperfect
    SCP-4101 - The World's Greatest Teacher is History
    SCP-4102 - I Have a Bridge to Sell You
    SCP-4103 - Holiday in Hell
    SCP-4104 - Unknowable Geometry
    SCP-4105 - They Came From the River
    SCP-4106 - The Love Bird
    SCP-4107 - Dead
    SCP-4108 - Not Really a Catapult
    SCP-4109 - FINAL CONCLUSION: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
    SCP-4110 - The Ultimate Cosplay
    SCP-4111 - Straight From the Horse's Mouth, and Into the Fire
    SCP-4112 - We Have Assumed Control
    SCP-4113 - Long is the Way You Must Wander
    SCP-4114 - Occult Escapologist
    SCP-4115 - Beast of the Crystal Caves
    SCP-4116 - The Nightmare King in The Palace of Dreams
    SCP-4117 - Mannequins of a Table
    SCP-4118 - Tube O' Dinos
    SCP-4119 - Miss Dynamite
    SCP-4120 - A Good Boy
    SCP-4121 - The Loop That Never Breaks/Never Has/Never Will Be Broken
    SCP-4122 - The Second-long Pipe
    SCP-4123 - Gamemaster
    SCP-4124 - Friendship is fleeting, Trauma is forever.
    SCP-4125 - Revenimus
    SCP-4126 - The Bedsheet Ghost
    SCP-4127 - Heads or Tails
    SCP-4128 - Action Comics #1
    SCP-4129 - For Here or To-Go?
    SCP-4130 - Su Alteza Serenísima
    SCP-4131 - Gunhead Anomalocaris, Trilobite Slayer!
    SCP-4132 - Retrochronal Observation Tank
    SCP-4133 - The Pinup That Doesn't Exist
    SCP-4134 - Claymore Anti-Personnel Mimes
    SCP-4135 - Maullard
    SCP-4136 - uncle
    SCP-4137 - Hyper-Axial Nintendocore Overdose
    SCP-4138 - To the Stars
    SCP-4139 - Fridge Backpack
    SCP-4140 - Sarkic Containment Procedures
    SCP-4141 - "You: The Real-Time Autobiography"
    SCP-4142 - Stellaraptor
    SCP-4143 - Infinitestine
    SCP-4144 - The Most Important Meal Of The Day
    SCP-4145 - Dissociative Dream Therapy™
    SCP-4146 - A Pound Of Flesh On Black
    SCP-4147 - Encyclopedia Obscura
    SCP-4148 - Space Ladybugs
    SCP-4149 - Professor Xorkanoff's Gallery of the Bizz-art
    SCP-4150 - Beatlemania!
    SCP-4151 - The Garden of Gluttony
    SCP-4152 - BASEMENT LOVE, Acrylic on canvas
    SCP-4153 - Vincent Price presents… IT CAME FROM SITE-9!
    SCP-4154 - Petwyrm
    SCP-4155 - Soft Serve Kittens
    SCP-4156 - Last Bastion
    SCP-4157 - WANT DOG
    SCP-4158 - Big Charlie The Big Cow
    SCP-4159 - Oh God Something Touched My Leg
    SCP-4160 - Those Who Don't Learn From History
    SCP-4161 - METEMPSYCHOSIS.
    SCP-4162 - An Egg That Kills You For No Reason
    SCP-4163 - The Tetris Prodigy
    SCP-4164 - The Universal Instruction Manual
    SCP-4165 - The Idea Has Legs
    SCP-4166 - (Former) Teenage Succubus
    SCP-4167 - Heterophyes neurensis
    SCP-4168 - Decomposing Love
    SCP-4169 - Carbonized Purgatory
    SCP-4170 - The Dark
    SCP-4171 - Coin Toss
    SCP-4172 - The Artist
    SCP-4173 - The House on Hadley Hill
    SCP-4174 - Mother of Many
    SCP-4175 - Friends Made, and the Void
    SCP-4176 - Taxes
    SCP-4177 - 50% Off
    SCP-4178 - Arachnespheksophobia
    SCP-4179 - Milestones
    SCP-4180 - Tomorrowland
    SCP-4181 - Spatuland
    SCP-4182 - There is no Site-5
    SCP-4183 - Automatic Containment Procedures
    SCP-4184 - Threnody, Requiem, Dirge
    SCP-4185 - we outrun yourself
    SCP-4186 - Postcards From Italy
    SCP-4187 - Bu(r)g(er) King
    SCP-4188 - What Dreams May Come
    SCP-4189 - Vengeful Assimilation Coral
    SCP-4190 - A Twenty Thousand League Delay
    SCP-4191 - Draco ignem
    SCP-4192 - As Above
    SCP-4193 - migraine medicine e by dado
    SCP-4194 - All That Falls Has Wings
    SCP-4195 - Reaping What You Sow
    SCP-4196 - Daughter of the Confederacy
    SCP-4197 - Hollow
    SCP-4198 - Feed Your Hair
    SCP-4199 - An Average Joe
    

    4200 to 4299

    SCP-4200 - The World, Idealized
    SCP-4201 - Pizza of Mass Destruction
    SCP-4202 - The Sleepy Clapper
    SCP-4203 - Sometimes a Damselfly Just Wants Some Dick
    SCP-4204 - To Pluck the Moon From the Sky
    SCP-4205 - In The Eyes of the Beholder 🖳
    SCP-4206 - The Weighing of the Heart
    SCP-4207 - Auditory Entity
    SCP-4208 - Naomi’s Sweetery
    SCP-4209 - Egg-Cellent Boys!
    SCP-4210 - The American Dream
    SCP-4211 - Memoirmento
    SCP-4212 - A Very Helpful and Clearly-Written SCP Report
    SCP-4213 - I Scream
    SCP-4214 - commission request for advertisement of product (c.r.a.p.)
    SCP-4215 - The Inkredible 51st Squiddy Squaddy
    SCP-4216 - In The Doghouse
    SCP-4217 - Contain the Bismarck!
    SCP-4218 - www.alexylvauniversity.███
    SCP-4219 - LUDROA
    SCP-4220 - Dark Side of the Moon
    SCP-4221 - What A Wonderful World
    SCP-4222 - International Monetary Fish
    SCP-4223 - The Baja BlastTM
    SCP-4224 - History Will Be Kind To Me
    SCP-4225 - Sammy the Superfluous Serpent, by Sr. Supertainment
    SCP-4226 - The Spring of the Ages
    SCP-4227 - Where lost things go…
    SCP-4228 - Karma Kameleon
    SCP-4229 - Mother's Gift
    SCP-4230 - The Redacted Fanon wiki
    SCP-4231 - The Montauk House
    SCP-4232 - Thought Crustacean
    SCP-4233 - The Dreadnought
    SCP-4234 - Testicles, and the Sudden Lack Thereof
    SCP-4235 - Rosa aeternum
    SCP-4236 - It's the End of the World (And Everyone Feels Fine)
    SCP-4237 - Where Winter Rests
    SCP-4238 - The Child, The Monster, and the Angel
    SCP-ℸp♡9 - or, KTE-6561-Black, or, dolphinslugchugger and scarhaver's GAW-1 proposal, or, 8008132, or, Our Friend Who Lives By The Lake, or, The Lake, or, A Very Important Question, or, The Reason We Did Something New This Time, or, Go Big or Go Home
    SCP-4240 - The Roundabout Game
    SCP-4241 - Researcher's Nightmare
    SCP-4242 - Foundations
    SCP-4243 - Celltown
    SCP-4244 - Good Taste In Musicians
    SCP-4245 - BellyFlopology
    SCP-4246 - Thalassomania, or The Dreams of the Firstborn
    SCP-4247 - Average Bob
    SCP-4248 - Alphabet and Omega
    SCP-4249 - Nothing Really Mattress Anymore, or: Zen And The Art of Hunting Free-Range Furniture
    SCP-4250 - Colorful Pens With Thematic Ends
    SCP-4251 - Natural Selection
    SCP-4252 - Beans and Betrayal
    SCP-4253 - The Drowned
    SCP-4254 - Elvis?
    SCP-4255 - Santa Claus, The Time Traveler
    SCP-4256 - Bootlegger's Press
    SCP-4257 - public transit by dado
    SCP-4258 - Freddy's Diner
    SCP-4259 - A Friendly [UNTRANSCRIBABLE]
    SCP-4260 - The Subdirective
    SCP-4261 - In Case of Emergency, Blow Shofar
    SCP-4262 - The Essential Thing Is Not To Have Conquered But To Have Fought Well
    SCP-4263 - Gemini
    SCP-4264 - Lesson Plans for Calhoun County
    SCP-4265 - Filmographer Snake
    SCP-4266 - The Thing That Makes You Kill People
    SCP-4267 - Down With The Flue
    SCP-4268 - Eviction
    SCP-4269 - Fuck With The Lights Turned-On
    SCP-4270 - Does Benjamin Harrison Shit In The Oval Office?
    SCP-4271 - Silicon Valley
    SCP-4272 - The Proper Way to Appreciate Art
    SCP-4273 - Designated Successor
    SCP-4274 - The Lonely Angel
    SCP-4275 - The Old Man of the Sea
    SCP-4276 - Dance Till You're Dead
    SCP-4277 - Bullet Farm
    SCP-4278 - The Island at the End
    SCP-4279 - A Toast to my Finished Thesis
    SCP-4280 - The Inter-Dimensional Insult Punishment Jar™
    SCP-4281 - Stalled Conversation
    SCP-4282 - Mutiny's Bane
    SCP-4283 - Heart of Ouachita
    SCP-4284 - Walker Towers
    SCP-4285 - Dank Memetics
    SCP-4286 - The Skeleton Fairy
    SCP-4287 - P. Pigeon, Esq.
    SCP-4288 - Your Dirty Little Secret
    SCP-4289 - The Bunyip
    SCP-4290 - The Child Hungers
    SCP-4291 - The Little Death
    SCP-4292 - "herbie fucker really very good circus of the unsettle by dado"
    SCP-4293 - In One Man’s Honour, A Dossier Of unBÄRable Solitude
    SCP-4294 - In the Cold Shadow of her Ovary Tower
    SCP-4295 - A Homebody
    SCP-4296 - The Voyeur
    SCP-4297 - The Emu-lution of War
    SCP-4298 - Cell Door #546 or Site-446's Paradox
    SCP-4299 - I See Life in Rosy Hues
    

    4300 to 4399

    SCP-4300 - To Lose One's Soul
    SCP-4301 - Timothy Gilles
    SCP-4302 - Prior Predator
    SCP-4303 - Wild Rose
    SCP-4304 - There Is No Honor Among Thieves (Even When Mechas Are Involved)
    SCP-4305 - No Lifeguard On Duty
    SCP-4306 - Stan the Janitor
    SCP-4307 - Electro-Marine Praetorian
    SCP-4308 - Heartfelt
    SCP-4309 - Huddle with Us
    SCP-4310 - The Hero's Journey
    SCP-4311 - I care about you.
    SCP-4312 - Drift Into the Sky
    SCP-4313 - Stormy Seas in the Milky Way
    SCP-4314 - An Irrational Number
    SCP-4315 - S.C.P. Lovecraft
    SCP-4316 - The Water's Warm
    SCP-4317 - Catscratch
    SCP-4318 - A HORRIFIC, DEADLY, EVIL Chemical [BEWARE]
    SCP-4319 - ♡By Girls, For Girls♡
    SCP-4320 - Show Me The Glint of Light on Broken Glass
    SCP-4321 - Sometimes I Look At The Sky So I Can Feel Small
    SCP-4322 - Sleepless Dreams
    SCP-4323 - Touch
    SCP-4324 - Saint Torben the Strange
    SCP-4325 - NO SIGNAL
    SCP-4326 - Honeymooners
    SCP-4327 - Suppressive fire in, suppressive fire out! Do the hokey-pokey and that's what it's all about!
    SCP-4328 - Sinew and Cellulose
    SCP-4329 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-4330 - A Moment of Silence
    SCP-4331 - When Good Elk Go to War
    SCP-4332 - Meat It For All It's Worth
    SCP-4333 - The Profligate
    SCP-4334 - Nature is Cool
    SCP-4335 - A Welt In The Crucible
    SCP-4336 - Garfield Minus Garfield
    SCP-4337 - D-59932 Didn't Die for This Shit
    SCP-4338 - Vulcan, the Disaster
    SCP-4339 - The Attribute Pen
    SCP-4340 - Endling
    SCP-4341 - Unimal Life
    SCP-4342 - Testing Shall Continue
    SCP-4343 - You Will Be Free
    SCP-4344 - Kick Asteroid
    SCP-4345 - Not your Home, not your Pain, not your Self.
    SCP-4346 - Searching for Friends in a Room Full of Loneliness
    SCP-4347 - Goat of Departure
    SCP-4348 - dado borger and france fry
    SCP-4349 - …But I Play One On TV
    SCP-4350 - I See Yellow People
    SCP-4351 - Home
    SCP-4352 - Storytime
    SCP-4353 - Your 223rd First Day
    SCP-4354 - From The Ink Under Your Skin To Flesh
    SCP-4355 - OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS
    SCP-4356 - The Not-Quite-Broken-Clock Affair
    SCP-4357 - Slimelord
    SCP-4358 - An Undying Love
    SCP-4359 - Sash Lantern
    SCP-4360 - TreeVee
    SCP-4361 - Red is Her Favorite Color
    SCP-4362 - Achilles Defense Systems
    SCP-4363 - Wake Me Up, I'm Living a Nightmare
    SCP-4364 - Let Him Eat Cake
    SCP-4365 - Five-Story Upside-Down Hotel
    SCP-4366 - Invisi-Birds
    SCP-4367 - What Are The Odds?
    SCP-4368 - To Sleep, Perchance to See
    SCP-4369 - Cassandra: Play Your Part
    SCP-4370 - POST-INDUSTRIAL
    SCP-4371 - Lee and Skorzeny, in the Apennines
    SCP-4372 - So Very Small, So Very Safe
    SCP-4373 - Drown
    SCP-4374 - This Is You
    SCP-4375 - Two Forgetful Men
    SCP-4376 - Have you tried just smiling more?
    SCP-4377 - Fight! Fight for the Man of the People!
    SCP-4378 - Her Noodly Appendage
    SCP-4379 - New Sun Will Rise, and Shadows Quickly Fade
    SCP-001 - First and Foremost
    SCP-4381 - Moccus Meme
    SCP-4382 - Entropic of Hulwick
    SCP-4383 - Sticks and Stones, Blood for Old Bones, a Curse Forever Thirsty.
    SCP-4384 - Thunderbird
    SCP-4385 - Dimensional Phone Line
    SCP-4386 - B Gone, B
    SCP-4387 - Don´t lose your head, comrade
    SCP-4388 - Rampant OSHA violations
    SCP-4389 - Big Ol' Eyebrows
    SCP-4390 - A Bad Maze
    Periapsis - Lone Kaleidoscope
    SCP-4392 - Sandpit
    SCP-4393 - The Beating Sounds of a Thousand Paper Wings
    SCP-4394 - Liquid Piano
    SCP-4395 - That Contagious Thing
    SCP-4396 - The Joy of Completion
    SCP-4397 - Medila's Altar
    SCP-4398 - Distant Triangles of Energy
    SCP-4399 - Vritra
    

    4400 to 4499

    SCP-4400 - This Is Not A Place of Honor
    SCP-4401 - Total Eclipse Of The Heart
    SCP-4402 - The Permanent Shopping List
    SCP-4403 - The Silent Crusade
    SCP-4404 - The Scent of Silence
    SCP-4405 - Time Ends on a Fridays
    SCP-4406 - SUDDEN THUNDER
    SCP-4407 - "TelaV, the Punishing Demon"
    SCP-4408 - It's not the Foundation that he's afraid of.
    SCP-4409 - The Elephant Man
    SCP-4410 - The Ongoing Development of an Art Form
    SCP-4411 - At Long Last Landing
    SCP-4412 - What Could Have Been?
    SCP-4413 - The End of Something Really Excellent
    SCP-4414 - "PEEL"
    SCP-4415 - Humanoid Containment Chamber #λ045
    SCP-4416 - Tails of Site-42: Why The Foundation Punches Sharks
    SCP-4417 - The Long Way Round
    SCP-4418 - The Lovers
    SCP-4419 - The Butcher's Chariot
    SCP-4420 - A Potato Thirst
    SCP-4421 - Papa Legba's Walkin' Stick
    SCP-4422 - O Tempestas, O Mores
    SCP-4423 - StepDemon
    SCP-4424 - The Train With No Final Station
    SCP-4425 - Chef Arkady's Canned Surprise!
    SCP-4426 - The Unforgettable Fire
    SCP-4427 - Nobody Stands for the People
    Dr. Michaels - Dr. Michaels is not in danger.
    SCP-4429 - William Shatner's Cover of "Common People"
    SCP-4430 - The Faceless Live In Evanholly
    SCP-4431 - Bleeding Beneath Antarctica
    SCP-4432 - mr mister by dado
    SCP-4433 - Suburban Nightmare
    SCP-4434 - Anglerfish
    SCP-4435 - Sins of the Father
    SCP-4436 - Jesus Saves
    SCP-4437 - NANI?! MULTI TIMELINE DRIFTING?!?
    SCP-4438 - FOURTH
    SCP-4439 - The Weeping Child
    SCP-4440 - IT'S NERF OR (___)
    SCP-4441 - Summer Scare
    SCP-4442 - How's My Driving?
    SCP-4443 - OooOOOooo…
    SCP-4444 - Bush v. Gore
    SCP-4445 - The Day the Music Died
    SCP-4446 - Deep_Pig.bmp
    SCP-4447 - Sasha's Super Shuttle Service!
    SCP-4448 - The Elk in the Lake
    SCP-4449 - Daisuke Kawamoto, aka Kakashi-san, Scarecrow Samurai and Legendary Slayer of Evil
    SCP-4450 - Sometimes Things Break
    SCP-4451 - tsar roomba by dado
    SCP-4452 - Submitted to the Ethics Committee for review
    SCP-4453 - Wholesome Family Goddess
    SCP-4454 - Looking For Someone To See The World With
    SCP-4455 - In Short…
    SCP-4456-D - No One Expects The Spanish Decommission!
    SCP-4457 - Assopods
    SCP-4458 - jaws is gonna get ya
    SCP-4459 - The Ringmaster's Crown
    SCP-4460 - Humorous Factory
    SCP-4461 - lonely at the bottom, innit
    SCP-4462 - Fan Death
    SCP-4463 - Ecosystem Restore Point
    SCP-4464 - Dogs Could Be Bigger
    SCP-4465 - No Man is an Island
    SCP-4466 - Why the Long Face?
    SCP-4467 - Oh, I Get It Now
    SCP-4468 - Take-a-Wish
    SCP-4469 - Memory Shovel
    SCP-4470 - Endure
    SCP-4471 - Hoard
    SCP-4472 - Auger
    SCP-4473 - You Make Me Feel Like
    SCP-4474 - Steve, and 0ther Gods
    SCP-4475 - So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk
    SCP-4476 - La Famille Natau
    SCP-4477 - Leave Room for Jesus!
    SCP-4478 - STAIRSCASE
    SCP-4479 - D-11424 and The Land of Too Many Doors
    SCP-4480 - The Snake Doctor
    SCP-4481 - A Casualty of the Single Worst Astronautical Disaster in History
    SCP-4482 - Last Call
    SCP-4483 - Cut off the Head
    SCP-4484 - StreamSavers
    SCP-4485 - Such Black Light
    SCP-4486 - Happy Is Relative
    SCP-4487 - The Sermon Will Continue
    SCP-4488 - Thalassophobia
    SCP-4489 - Apologies
    SCP-4490 - Cruel To Be Kind
    SCP-4491 - "pulp ficktion"
    SCP-4492 - Umbrella In The Toilet
    SCP-4493 - Keep Pride Out of Corps
    SCP-4494 - The Specter Fights For Justice!specter_label Fights For Justice!
    SCP-4495 - A God for Pigs
    SCP-4496 - Gold Plastic Syndrome (Infectious)
    SCP-4497 - Whose Cuisine Reigns Supreme?!
    SCP-4498 - The Plurality of Elias Shaw
    SCP-4499 - YES, ONLY $44.99!
    

    4500 to 4599

    SCP-4500 - Socratic Containment Procedures
    SCP-4501 - At The Mountains Of Minty Freshness
    SCP-4502 - Emily The Eldritch Ergot Goddess & Friends
    SCP-4503 - The Infinite Pasta Pot
    SCP-4504 - The Handless Man
    SCP-4505 - A Brief History of Anomalous Artwork in the Renaissance
    SCP-4506 - Eternal Child Star
    SCP-4507 - The Solitary Path to Enlightenment
    SCP-4508 - Otterly Prophetic
    SCP-4509 - Lovers' Lane
    SCP-4510 - Avelar Express First Class Prime™!
    SCP-4511 - SWINE GOD.
    SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool
    SCP-4513 - Pounded in the Butt with Moby Dick by my IRS W-2 Tax Form
    SCP-4514 - The Thing That Kills You
    SCP-4515 - Why is the Sky?
    SCP-4516 - Don't fuck with hyper-religious cats
    SCP-4517 - Not Very 𝒩
    SCP-4518 - Retroactive Reaper
    SCP-4519 - Carl Sagan, Godhead
    SCP-4520 - Alea Iacta Est
    SCP-4521 - please raise your voice, my hearing isnt what it used to be
    SCP-4522 - The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach
    SCP-4523 - Absolute Efficiency
    SCP-4524 - A Flesh, New World
    SCP-4525 - u come 2 dado go
    SCP-4526 - I'm Her Union Rep, Jimmy No-Last-Name
    SCP-4527 - Crippling Indecision
    SCP-4528 - Accendium Lucia
    SCP-4529 - A Walk in the Park
    SCP-4530 - And Into The Woods We Go
    SCP-4531 - Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
    SCP-4532 - Wire Transfer
    SCP-4533 - Terms and Conditions Apply
    SCP-4534 - Thousands Of Photographs Of My Favourite Women
    SCP-4535 - The Better Man
    SCP-4536 - The Great American Pyramid
    SCP-4537 - Artist's Syndrome
    SCP-4538 - Flash! Bam! Alakazam!
    SCP-4539 - The Worst Calculator Ever
    SCP-4540 - History, Together
    SCP-4541 - A Toy Story
    SCP-4542 - Bug Bunnies
    SCP-4543 - Dead Men Sell No Sales
    SCP-4544 - The Circumventing Shoe Box
    SCP-4545 - Trojan Horse
    SCP-4546 - A Sparkling Personality
    SCP-4547 - Exterminans
    SCP-4548 - The Hateful Star
    SCP-4549 - Retrohippies
    SCP-4550 - An Operational Foundation Site
    SCP-4551 - Bell for a Funeral…
    SCP-4552 - Auguries of Innocence
    SCP-4553 - Bob Shepherd, Anthropomorphic Mass of Worms and United States Representative of the 3rd Congressional District of Nebraska
    SCP-4554 - Liquid Sunshine
    SCP-4555 - The Last Last Question
    SCP-4556 - Belonging
    SCP-4557 - Detective Fiver, Crime Solving Raccoons
    SCP-4558 - Bel1eve_1n_M1racles
    SCP-4559 - Would You Like a Receipt?
    SCP-4560 - Everything is Fine
    SCP-4561 - An Orphaned Collector
    SCP-4562 - Melody of your life
    SCP-4563 - Doctor Barnabas P. Lockwood, MD.
    SCP-4564 - Butthole Surfers
    SCP-4565 - The Lost Crusade
    SCP-4566 - The Mark of Xerrox
    SCP-4567 - Biological Oil Platforms
    SCP-4568 - Dilemma of the Twin Serpents
    SCP-4569 - Plot Twist
    SCP-4570 - Almost Heaven, West Virginia
    SCP-4571 - Curious Creature of the Cold Red Desert
    SCP-4572 - Trumpvoid
    SCP-4573 - ULTRA TASTE
    SCP-4574 - Paleolithic Spear Tigers
    SCP-4575 - Seemingly Unconnected Events
    SCP-4576 - Protective Prickly Pal, Prixors
    SCP-4577 - When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash
    SCP-4578 - A Good Guy with a Gun
    SCP-4579 - Quack-stral Projection
    SCP-4580 - The Seekers of Secrets
    SCP-4581 - Anti-Racist Audiocassette
    SCP-4582 - New (New York, New York) York
    SCP-4583 - Worst Flu of All Time
    SCP-4584 - cold dreams.
    SCP-4585 - Literally a Hamburger
    SCP-4586 - The Well-Mannered Victorian Skeleton
    SCP-4587 - A Dog's Purpose
    SCP-4588 - The Sentient Scraps
    SCP-4589 - Unitea
    SCP-4590 - The Manicheans Have the Paintings
    SCP-4591 - Twenty Text Messages
    SCP-4592 - There is Music in the Void
    SCP-4593 - Clevair
    SCP-4594 - There's a gullet beneath London
    SCP-4595 - WITCH
    SCP-4596 - A Farm Upstate
    SCP-4597 - Thick-Skinned Man
    SCP-4598 - The Spiral Gestalt
    SCP-4599 - Of All Things, Pillows Have the Loneliest of Days and the Most Frightful of Nights
    

    4600 to 4699

    SCP-4600 - Debt
    SCP-4601 - Revenge Of The Redd Mennace!
    SCP-4602 - The Money-ki Neko
    SCP-4603 - The Ballad of Frank and Mia; Written and Composed in B-Major
    SCP-4604 - Disillusionment
    SCP-4605 - E.T. the Earthen Totality
    SCP-4606 - "Deimos"
    SCP-4607 - Whalefall City
    SCP-4608 - Appleseed
    SCP-4609 - An Object
    SCP-4610 - cloud compute by dado
    SCP-4611 - The Bears And The Bees
    SCP-4612 - Not All Gods Decompose
    SCP-4613 - Edward James Almost
    SCP-4614 - Echoes Between Then and Now
    SCP-4615 - Supper Memories '06
    SCP-4616 - It Haunts The Fields
    SCP-4617 - Selfish Preservation
    SCP-4618 - Anomalous Carpool
    SCP-4619 - reflect.mp4
    SCP-4620 - The Changeling
    SCP-4621 - An Eternal Fiery Nightmare
    SCP-4622 - Requiem
    SCP-4623 - The Bard (Owl) of England
    SCP-4624 - Mandatory Fun
    SCP-4625 - Oizys' Hope
    SCP-4626 - The only thing we have to fear…
    SCP-4627 - Familiar, yet different
    SCP-4628 - Pie is Wrong
    SCP-4629 - 👉🐑💥
    SCP-4630 - I Put My Lettuce in the CRISPR and Now It's Sapient
    SCP-4631 - Never a Devil Again
    SCP-4632 - Would you know if you were dreaming right now?
    SCP-4633 - Rock, Paper, Yog-Sothoth
    SCP-4634 - Out-of-Order
    SCP-4635 - English is the language of the demon.
    SCP-4636 - I must confess I must confess.
    SCP-4637 - Resource Allocation
    SCP-4638 - It’s Only Spinach, Really
    SCP-4639 - Product Profile - Citrus Vitae
    SCP-4640 - Let the darn kid experience real life!
    SCP-4641 - Get a Clue
    SCP-4642 - Self-portrait
    SCP-4643 - The Wheel of Fire
    SCP-4644 - Sea, Sky, and Spirit
    SCP-4645 - Blackmailing Computer
    SCP-4646 - Sing Me a Song for the End of the World
    SCP-4647 - Monster Truck Crossing Next 7 Miles
    SCP-4648 - Regaining Focus
    SCP-4649 - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    SCP-4650 - A Modern Problem
    SCP-4651 - The Rat Race
    SCP-4652 - Moonbeam Moonshine
    SCP-4653 - Ambrosial Insects and Starving Gods
    SCP-4654 - angels by dado
    SCP-4655 - Comfort Comes In Many Different Forms
    SCP-4656 - Significant Figures
    SCP-4657 - Fireworks For a Friend
    SCP-4658 - Control Kink
    SCP-4659 - Close Encounters of the Sardonic Kind
    SCP-4660 - The Cat Came Back
    SCP-4661 - Sin City
    SCP-4662 - Billy's Already Home
    SCP-4663 - 3D Printed Spiders Printing Printed Printers Printing Spider Printers Printing Spiders Printing Printed Spider Printers Printing Printing Spider Printers Printing Spiders Printing Printed Printer Spiders Printing Spidered Spider Printers Printing Spider Spider Printered Printer Printers
    SCP-4664 - Nightmare of 20,000 Feet
    SCP-4665 - The Caprine Conspiracy
    SCP-4666 - The Yule Man
    SCP-4667 - I Am Become Teeth
    SCP-4668 - Since I Left Me
    SCP-4669 - Nuestra Señora de la Revolución Popular
    SCP-4670 - Pigs in Blankets
    SCP-4671 - Clarky the Clown
    SCP-4672 - Meteoric Dog
    SCP-4673 - Reverse Identity Theft
    SCP-4674 - Eternal Beauty
    SCP-4675 - I Don't Exist
    SCP-4676 - The Consequence of Unwanted Isolation or Gratuitous Seclusion
    SCP-4677 - Coke, Cow, and Capitalism
    SCP-4678 - A Time and Place for Regret
    SCP-4679 - Sweet Dreams Are Made of Anomalies
    SCP-4680 - Oh, Those Russians…
    SCP-4681 - Donec mors nos separaverit
    SCP-4682 - Body Dysmorphia Mirror
    SCP-4683 - Apples of Discord
    SCP-4684 - Wizard Cops
    SCP-4685 - Every Man Must Pay His Due
    SCP-4686 - Hugs 4 Everyone
    SCP-4687 - the call of the void
    SCP-4688 - Manipulative Bike Helmets
    SCP-4689 - What Was a Lion?
    SCP-4690 - Lieutenant Pinkerton Eaten Alive by Fucking Spiders
    SCP-4691 - Locked In
    SCP-4692 - The Curious Case of Jackson W. Parnell
    SCP-4693 - !!WATCH FLIPPIN' FIT FOREIGN CHICKS ENTERTAIN YOU LIVE!!
    SCP-4694 - PryMaid
    SCP-4695 - Synesthesia Inducer
    SCP-4696 - GRONK WANT GUTS! GRONK WANT GUTS
    SCP-4697 - Dropping Off The Kids
    SCP-4698 - Heir To Cernunnos
    SCP-4699 - and only the doorway remains.
    

    4700 to 4799

    SCP-4700 - Orkney Rising
    SCP-4701 - Well, Yeet Me Mama Like A Wagon Wheel
    SCP-4702 - Gehenna, Unknown to Man
    SCP-4703 - Perfectly Legal
    SCP-4704 - You've Got Maeril
    SCP-4705 - The Hell We Bring With
    SCP-4706 - An Array of Nonsense
    SCP-4707 - R.E.A.D.
    SCP-4708 - Thpecial Containment Prothedure
    SCP-4709 - At The Risk Of Sounding Repetitive
    SCP-4710 - Sheen Gojira
    SCP-4711 - The Inconvenience Store
    SCP-4712 - A Failure of Purpose
    SCP-4713 - "Astromoles"
    SCP-4714 - My Unicorn Friend
    SCP-4715 - A Demon Born of War
    SCP-4716 - The Plutovore's Cookbook
    SCP-4717 - Let It R.I.P
    SCP-4718 - Unsinkable
    SCP-4719 - Cat-train
    SCP-4720 - So Come on ye Childhood Heroes! Won’t You Rise Up From the Pages?
    SCP-4721 - Euclid
    SCP-4722 - Paths to Fulfillment
    SCP-4723 - Reservoir Cats
    SCP-4724 - Making a New Life
    SCP-4725 - The Insurgency's Solution
    SCP-4726 - G A M E R M I L K
    SCP-4727 - A Gun To Chase Your Dreams With
    SCP-4728 - God of THIS Sea, at least…
    SCP-4729 - Beauty From Pain
    SCP-4730 - Reinventive Design for Abnormally Dense Cars
    SCP-4731 - Sublunary Skybox
    SCP-4732 - "Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin: Our Kind of Paradise!"
    SCP-4733 - But Not Forgotten
    SCP-4734 - The K-T Extinction Bootstrap
    SCP-4735 - You're alight again, my dear.
    DEAD WEIGHT ≡ DON'T KILL THE VIBE
    SCP-4737 - Fancy
    SCP-4738 - An Innocent Sin
    SCP-4739 - It's Just Spoiled Milk. I Promise.
    SCP-4740 - As Davy wondered where they'd been, he read a book named Grass and Green.
    SCP-4741 - Rolling Them Bones
    SCP-4742 - A Job Well Done
    SCP-4743 - A Proud Product of Vandelay Industries
    SCP-4744 - Stay Woke
    SCP-4745 - Spooky Scary Snowman
    SCP-4746 - Marked for Death
    SCP-4747 - I Improved My Marriage By Perverting Nature (Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Spit Upon God's Creation)
    SCP-4748 - Arctic Whaleways
    SCP-4749 - Demoniacal Paper Towel Dispenser
    SCP-4750 - The Little Tailor of Zanzibar
    SCP-4751 - Bed Angel
    SCP-4752 - Mountainous Economics
    SCP-4753 - Mysterious Object at Dodge City
    SCP-4754 - Dentistaurant
    SCP-4755 - When We Are Omnipotent
    SCP-4756 - A Reborn Man.
    SCP-4757 - Trials of Valhalla
    SCP-4758 - Old Letters
    SCP-4759 - The Challenger of Donut Taxes
    SCP-4760 - An Eye for an Eye
    SCP-4761 - Lost in Yesterday
    SCP-4762 - Multiple Solutions
    SCP-4763 - Down the Tragedy Well
    SCP-4764 - OKKULT X-PERIENCE OF WYRLDENDING PORPORTIONS
    SCP-4765 - A Shattered Visage Lies
    SCP-4766 - My Beautiful, Beautiful Son
    SCP-4767 - Oh God, I Forgot I Had This Class and the Final Exam is Today
    SCP-4768 - The Tall Tales of Ulysses B. Donkman
    SCP-4769 - Physics Teacher
    SCP-4770 - Crab Cakes
    SCP-4771 - We Don't Deserve Dogs
    SCP-4772 - Kurentovanje
    SCP-4773-2 -               and a stuffed bear
    SCP-4774 - The Ninth Planet [citation needed]
    SCP-4775 - The Absolute Gall
    SCP-4776 - REAGANWEAPON.
    SCP-4777 - Connolly Was There
    SCP-4778 - All's Whale that ends Whale
    SCP-4779 - The Hour of the Wolf
    SCP-4780 - Shrunk
    SCP-4781 - Sour and Dill
    SCP-4782 - Nemmie
    SCP-4783 - The Human Capital Convention
    SCP-4784 - Nature Abhors a Vacuum Tube
    SCP-4785 - Infohazardous Cabinet
    SCP-4786 - The Mouth that Hungers
    SCP-4787 - The Things He Wished He'd Known
    SCP-4788 - Cash Cow
    SCP-4789 - Battle for Dreamland
    SCP-4790 - Do not go gentle into that good night.
    SCP-4791 - Stirrin’ Slowly Cross the Sky, I Said Goodbye
    SCP-4792 - The Contingency
    SCP-4793 - Stele
    SCP-4794 - The Renegade from Gliese 581
    SCP-4795 - Feathered F(r)iends
    SCP-4796 - Sanctuary of the Sky Pineapples
    SCP-4797 - Spire
    SCP-4798 - An Introduction to Transgenic Poetry
    SCP-4799 - Mariachi's Merchants
    

    4800 to 4899

    SCP-4800 - Midnight
    SCP-4801 - Ceto-vimutti: Deliverance From Suffering
    SCP-4802 - Dirty Birdy
    SCP-4803 - The Man Documenting
    SCP-4804 - The Pulp is Fictional
    SCP-4805 - Utilitarian
    SCP-4806 - Appels du Vide
    4807 - Kolmogorov Complexity
    SCP-4808 - Spontaneous Dog Manifestation
    SCP-4809 - Peeping Doesn't Pay
    SCP-4810 - Hunt Stupid Game, Win Stupid Prizes
    SCP-4811 - Instant Mirror from the Factory
    SCP-4812 - Wrath
    SCP-4813 - My only way out is to forget I ever need a way out.
    SCP-4814 - Woodpecker
    SCP-4815 - Busted Oracle
    SCP-4816 - me irl :)
    SCP-4817 - Horseman Holiday Rentals in scenic King Louis XVI of France
    SCP-4818 - I Need A Hero
    SCP-4819 - Never Miss the Last Day of Summer
    SCP-4820 - The Custom of the Sea
    SCP-4821 - You Get What I Never Got
    SCP-4822 - Love was Real to Me
    SCP-4823 - The Whole World Has Gone Bananas!
    SCP-4824 - The Prince of Sands
    SCP-4825 - Like a lake lake, bake a bake cake.
    SCP-4826 - No One But Me Gets To Say When I Die
    SCP-4827 - Ghost Stories Around a Black Hole
    SCP-4828 - The Big Book Of Achievable Spells, made easy
    SCP-4829 - Umbryo
    SCP-4830 - Head Like a Hole
    SCP-4831 - There Are Innocent People on Death Row
    SCP-4832 - 📻 👌
    SCP-4833 - The Syncope Symphony
    SCP-4834 - That Picture Perfect Moment
    SCP-4835 - Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef
    SCP-4836 - I Love You Beary Much
    SCP-4837 - Duck Tales, Dragon Tales
    SCP-4838 - Lover's Quarrel
    SCP-4839 - FAFNIR - or, "I Caress It, 'Cause I Possess It!"
    SCP-4840 - The Demon Lancelot and the Flying City of Audapaupadopolis
    SCP-4841 - St. John of the Blood-Smeared Cross
    SCP-4842 - The Disintegration Loops
    SCP-4843 - Take It With Me When I Go
    SCP-4844 - Last Man Standing
    SCP-4845 - Great Food; No Atmosphere (OR: Tacos That Are Literally Out of This World)
    SCP-4846 - Friendly Fossils
    SCP-4847 - Akanastra
    SCP-4848 - Cross of Iron
    SCP-4849 - Liposlugtion 3: Die Lard With A Vengeance
    SCP-4850 - Madness Leaks Through a Broken Seal
    SCP-4851 - Artificial Selection
    SCP-4852 - Site-19 Goes South For The Winter!
    SCP-4853
    SCP-4854 - The "Real" Necronomicon and other Godawful Occult Manuscripts
    SCP-4855 - Mind Like a Steel Trap
    SCP-4856 - "Test Case One"
    SCP-4857 - [DESIGNATION AVAILABLE]
    SCP-4858 - But the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
    SCP-4859 - A Game We Play
    SCP-4860 - The Labors of Ottokar
    SCP-4861 - 12/11/2030
    SCP-4862 - RAGE
    SCP-4863 - Sol n
    SCP-4864 - Depravity and Indifference
    SCP-4865 - Safe safes aren't always safe
    SCP-4866 - 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳™, a product of Optimark Synthetic Personnel Solutions1
    SCP-4867 - Wyoming Territory, 1867-1870
    SCP-4868 - Vendedor Pulpo de Pulpos Vestido En Purpura
    SCP-4869 - Boltz From The Blue
    SCP-4870 - Something's Wrong with Site-17
    SCP-4871 - Mirror Image
    SCP-4872 - Flashback Bug
    SCP-4873 - This Town Ain't Big Enough
    SCP-4874 - Friends With You
    SCP-4875 - Crying Beneath the Desert, Or; Lorem Desertum
    SCP-4876 - Dr. Wondertainment's Pixel Buddies
    SCP-4877 - Good Airwaves
    SCP-4878 - Six-Foot Soldiers
    SCP-4879 - Art in the Time of Elitism
    SCP-4880 - Chewin' Gum
    SCP-4881 - Weeping Willow
    SCP-4882 - Coordinated Universal Time
    SCP-4883 - Memoirs of the Same Body
    SCP-4884 - To Serve Great Man
    SCP-4885 - Find Him
    SCP-4886 - The Cop and the Countryside
    SCP-4887 - Bloom!
    SCP-4888 - The Sunrise Collective
    SCP-4889 - An Easy Mark
    SCP-4890 - Dr. Wondertainment's Guide to History
    SCP-4891 - A Great Pestilence
    SCP-4892 - The Rotten God
    SCP-4893 - Agapanthus2
    SCP-4894 - TOOL FOR EVERY USE
    SCP-4895 - George stood alone.
    SCP-4896 - Corvid Knife
    SCP-4897 - Just Pet The Damn Dog
    SCP-4898 - Do You Have What It Takes
    SCP-4899 - Blackbody
    

    4900 to 4999

    SCP-4900 - A Critique of Man
    SCP-4901 - Remember Rudy Benson.
    SCP-4902 - Keep Your Cool
    SCP-4903 - Eternity, Served Cold
    SCP-4904 - Rapid-Disc-Movement Sleep
    SCP-4905 - Intergalactic TechnoVikings and The Great Moon Wars
    SCP-4906 - On the Sixth Month Gale
    SCP-4907 - Poetry Gnomes
    SCP-4908 - Story of my Life
    SCP-4909 - Octopus' Garden
    SCP-4910 - "The Grinner"
    SCP-4911 - Mound
    SCP-4912 - With Great Power
    SCP-4913 - 5-Star [REDACTED]
    SCP-4914 - Gamer Against Weeds
    SCP-4915 - One Star Containment
    SCP-4916 - Kalhu Space Program
    SCP-4917 - Law & Oneiroi
    SCP-4918 - Bergentruckung
    SCP-4919 - Belle Époque
    SCP-4920 - Take the Train
    SCP-4921 - Please STOP Reading!
    SCP-4922 - The Rainbow Connection
    SCP-4923 - corpora arenacea
    SCP-4924 - Tunnel Revenant
    SCP-4925 - (1) Missed Call
    SCP-4926 - Close Call Printing Press
    SCP-4927 - Hammer, Anvil and Fish
    SCP-4928 - The Wishing Well
    SCP-4929 - Lake of Rage
    SCP-4930 - Lennon/McCartney
    SCP-4931 - "Tis But a Scratch."
    SCP-4932 - Sadly, Nothing Lasts Forever
    SCP-4933 - We Interrupt This Broadcast
    SCP-4934 - The House That Chuck Built
    SCP-4935 - Hereafter
    SCP-4936 - Summer Vacation 🦀
    SCP-4937 - A Deflated Balloon Dog
    SCP-4938 - Sweat of the Sun
    SCP-4939 - The Man on the Moon
    SCP-4940 - Transformer Transformer
    SCP-4941 - Forever Yours
    SCP-4942 - How to Summon a Lemon
    SCP-4943 - Transcendence
    SCP-4944 - A Coffee Machine, Except It's Literally Just A Cargo Ship
    SCP-4945 - Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
    SCP-4946 - You Have Died of Dysentery
    SCP-4947 - The Fault and the Fistula
    SCP-4948 - Behind Ajar Doors
    SCP-4949 - Dr. Wondertainment's dr playtime kit for the kiddostm ft. dado
    SCP-4950 - Triple Six Five Forked Tongue
    SCP-4951 - South-Central Protective Services' new Containment Insurance Entity
    SCP-4952 - PlayerUnknown's Robert Frost
    SCP-4953 - Burger King Himself
    SCP-4954 - Long Live the Tinsmith!
    SCP-4955 KNIFE - A Knife Only Seen Through Gaslight
    SCP-4956 - Screaming At The Void
    SCP-4957 - Cold, Turning Blue
    SCP-4958 - You Are Loved
    SCP-4959 - Teotihuacan Pterodactylactery
    SCP-4960 - Why the Foundation Funded a Hentai to Awaken a Sumerian Love Goddess (OR: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Kedesh-Nanaya)
    SCP-4961 - All Dogs Go To Heaven
    SCP-4962 - dack hunt REMIST ER
    SCP-4963 - Static
    SCP-4964 - A Bootleg DVD of The Shaggy Dog
    SCP-4965 - My name is Legion for we are many
    SCP-4966 - Tubbioca: Devourer of Souls, Consumer of Secrets, Lord of Munchies
    SCP-4967 - Thaumielvis
    SCP-4968 - Deer-mestic Terrorists
    SCP-4969 - Literally Jellyfish Condoms
    SCP-4970 - Universal Tech Support
    SCP-4971 - Rituals
    SCP-4972 - Something is Wrong
    SCP-4973 - Dead Men Walking
    SCP-4974 - The Mouse SCP
    SCP-4975 - Time's Up
    SCP-4976 - The Humanity of the Moment
    SCP-4977 - The lucidity of young William Kleiger
    SCP-4978 - BROOK TOWN BEAT DOWN
    SCP-4979 - In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future
    SCP-4980 - Alexylva University War Dodo Olympics Team
    SCP-4981 - Unexplained MOOvement
    SCP-4982 - Heavy lies the crown.
    SCP-4983 - Welcome to Hales
    SCP-4984 - Mycelium memoriae
    SCP-4985 - High Finance
    SCP-4986 - From a Friend
    SCP-4987 - Now Face North
    SCP-4988 - Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by Avelar Professional Products, Inc.
    SCP-4989 - The Siege of Site 89
    SCP-4990 - Queen-Sized Bed
    SCP-4991 - >So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a shitpost.
    SCP-4992 - Onions Make Me Cry
    SCP-4993 - A Child's Mind Is A Wonderful Thing
    SCP-4994 - An Ideal Foundation
    SCP-4995 - Übermensch
    SCP-4996 - The Demon, The Deal, and The Trashcan Elvis
    SCP-4997 - Cauldros
    SCP-4998 - Space Available, Inquire Within
    SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us
    

20. #20

    Keys: Series 6, SCP Series VI

    5000 to 5099

    SCP-5000 - Why?
    SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct
    SCP-5002 - A Death in Containment
    SCP-5003 - Powerless
    SCP-5004 - MEGALOMANIA
    SCP-5005 - Lamplight
    SCP-5006 - Trust No One
    SCP-5007 - Bass Strait
    SCP-5008 - HUSH
    SCP-5009 - Catch-22
    SCP-5010 - Murder, She Redacted
    SCP-5011 - Man of Steel
    SCP-5012 - There Is No Escape From The Bottomless Pit
    SCP-5013 - Old, Unhappy, Far-Off Things
    SCP-5014 - Wille zum Leben
    SCP-5015 - (Not) All Who Wander Are Lost
    SCP-5016 - What lies beneath
    SCP-5017 - Hard Landing
    SCP-5018 - The Broken Rose
    SCP-5019 - LoOpy LiLLy
    SCP-5020 - InfeStation™
    SCP-5021 - Long Arm Stretch
    SCP-5022 - Kid Heads
    SCP-5023 - Primal Human Needs
    SCP-5024 - The Wandering Library
    SCP-5025 - How I Became a Martyr
    SCP-5026 - Your Story
    SCP-5027 - Schrödinger's Man
    SCP-5028 - Empria's Exile
    SCP-5029 - hello person! Can i help yoo?.png
    SCP-5030 - Junior Researcher Bolívar, deceased during a Containment Breach on 21/12/18
    SCP-5031 - Yet Another Murder Monster
    SCP-5032 - PantherQuest©️
    SCP-5033 - A Pampered Sheep (please don't explode)
    SCP-5034 - The Meat Angels
    SCP-5035 - The Freedman
    SCP-5036 - Yo Ho, Yo Ho, An Archetype for Thee
    SCP-5037 - Unsolved
    SCP-5038 - La Rue Macabre is CLOSED
    SCP-5039 - Where Did You Go?
    SCP-5040 - 血の涙 ("Tears of Blood")
    SCP-5041 - The Man in the Iron Mask
    SCP-5042 - The not so funny pages
    SCP-5043 - dado's brainexplsoesenotsrsogsgsdgkpskplsdhpsd, …uh, the… do, the make the your brains have a blow splosion
    SCP-5044 - Insulation Repair: The Blood God Way
    SCP-5045 - You Get Used to It
    SCP-5046 - The Animating Pin
    SCP-5047 - Apartment Hunting
    SCP-5048 - The Bridge of Gaia
    SCP-5049 - Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot
    SCP-5050 - The Dragon of Mittenwald
    SCP-5051 - Severance
    SCP-5052 - The Hand that Mocked Them, and the Heart that Fed
    SCP-5053 - Anything but a stick in the mud
    SCP-5054 - Mr. P
    SCP-5055 - Pandora
    SCP-5056 - The Constant Companions
    SCP-5057 - Señor Taste
    SCP-5058 - Our Normal Fellow Humans
    SCP-5059 - Roll Out!
    SCP-5060 - North Sentinel Planet
    SCP-5061 - A Toast To Elizabeth Connors, A Brilliant Actress
    SCP-5062 - The Cleansing Room
    SCP-5063 - Driving The Turtles To Market
    SCP-5064 - Safety Dance
    SCP-5065 - Man of Many Mysteries
    SCP-5066 - Passenger
    SCP-5067 - A Nuclear Memory
    SCP-5068 - The Microbes Must Be Crazy
    SCP-5069 - The Eightfold Path
    SCP-5070 - Man's (Only) Best Friend
    SCP-5071 - Exquisite Corpses
    SCP-5072 - Some Fireflies in Need
    SCP-5073 - Explosively Hot Chocolate
    SCP-5074 - Childhoods End, and Bubbles Burst
    SCP-5075 - All The Hanged Kings, True Care, Truth Brings
    SCP-5076 - Every Planet We Reach Is Dead
    SCP-5077 - Bait and Switch
    SCP-5078 - A Nuclear Family
    SCP-5079 - Isolation Reverie
    SCP-5080 - Cosmic Background Infiltration
    SCP-5081 - Snacko™ Brand Delectable Edibles
    SCP-5082 - Blackline
    SCP-5083 - Go For Gold!
    SCP-5084 - Crying Tomatoes
    SCP-5085 - Imprints
    SCP-5086 - The Merits Of A Good Meal
    SCP-5087 - When Have They Gone?
    SCP-5088 - The Empty Pool
    SCP-5089 - Ode To The Cromwells
    SCP-5090 - Crabnet, The Fastest Internet Server Around!
    SCP-5091 - Sir Skeleton.
    SCP-5092 - The President of The United States Will Scratch Their Nose at 7:53 PM
    SCP-5093 - Damnatio Memoriae
    SCP-5094 - Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse
    SCP-5095 - We Need to Talk about O5-3.
    SCP-5096 - Butterflies work in mysterious ways Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒha
    SCP-5097 - Working 9 to 5
    SCP-5098 - This is a callout post for @x.oPrincessBattyx.o
    SCP-5099 - The Holy Lance
    

    5100 to 5199

    SCP-5100 - Chronophobia
    SCP-5101 - Special Containment Procedures
    SCP-5102 - Dear Diary
    SCP-5103 - The Spiral's Axis
    SCP-5104 - Urgent Massage
    SCP-5105 - Pulvis et Umbra Sumus
    SCP-5106 - Goosed
    SCP-5107 - Jesus Christ Super Star
    SCP-5108 - We See You
    SCP-5109 - The One-Time Password
    SCP-5110 - PURE BEAR
    SCP-5111 - Fermi, Exterminated
    SCP-5112 - Roses are read
    SCP-5113 - The Life and Times of Chairman Meow and the Woof Tang Clan
    SCP-5114 - Bureaucratic Warfare
    SCP-5115 - Out of this World
    SCP-5116 - The Art of the Deal with the Devil
    SCP-5117 - Alex? I’m Lonely
    SCP-5118 - Forever a Good Boy
    SCP-5119 - Uncle Charlie's Toys and Games
    SCP-5120 - Fidelis Roma
    SCP-5121 - Long Distance Relationship
    SCP-5122 - Eros Bendato
    SCP-5123 - Regrets, I've had a few
    SCP-5124 - playdo mous
    SCP-5125 - Matriarch of the Birdmen
    SCP-5126 - Eat Your Mattress
    SCP-5127 - Festive Hat
    SCP-5128 - The Source
    SCP-5129 - The Light, The Heat (In Your Eyes)
    SCP-5130 - A Gluttonous Paradise
    SCP-5131 - D-13131
    SCP-5132 - The Kids Aren't Alright
    SCP-5133 - Fruit Frogs
    SCP-5134 - Itchy
    SCP-5135 - The War That Never Was
    SCP-5136 - The Matchmaker
    SCP-5137 - Friendship Is Only Skin Deep
    SCP-5138 - Bog Bodies
    SCP-5139 - A Family
    SCP-5140 - EVEREST
    SCP-5141 - Studebaker Special Six
    SCP-5142 - Fruit Salad (っˆڡˆς)
    SCP-5143 - Heavy Fuel
    SCP-5144 - The Mood Ring Mushroom
    SCP-5145 - I Buried The Sun
    SCP-5146 - Perfect Territory
    SCP-5147 - The Mannequin Troupe
    SCP-5148 - Qlippoth
    SCP-5149 - None of us are blind, Joe.
    SCP-5150 - Anomalous Dental Office
    SCP-5151 - Chivalry Never Dies
    SCP-5152 - Memory Mask
    SCP-5153 - The Meteor Who Cried Wolf
    SCP-5154 - Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
    SCP-5155 - 🇴🇭 🦌 oh deer
    SCP-5156 - monke
    SCP-5157 - Concerning, to say the least
    SCP-5158 - Lacum Lacrimarum
    SCP-5159 - In The Name Of The King
    SCP-5160 - Grandma Sheep believes in you
    SCP-5161 - Hooked
    SCP-5162 - The Weight
    SCP-5163 - The Cutest Teddy Bear of All Times
    SCP-5164 - Love Crystals (Protect Your Love Life With The Power Of The Foundation)
    SCP-5165 - A Ream of Paper
    SCP-5166 - Inspiration
    SCP-5167 - When The Impostor Is Sus
    SCP-5168 - Go to Sleep
    SCP-5169 - Blow Up Dolls
    SCP-5170 - Pattern Screamer, Esq. 💼⚖️
    SCP-5171 - Galuh's Rhyme
    SCP-5172 - North American Hotel Ice Machines (Zalmunna and Zebah).
    SCP-5173 - Aphelion's Rest
    SCP-5174 - D(ream)DOS Attack
    SCP-5175 - DEATH KNIFE
    SCP-5176 - [Little] Caesars' Palace
    SCP-5177 - Lost and Left Behind
    SCP-5178 - Eat The Sun with Seth Uhar
    SCP-5179 - Lostralia
    SCP-5180 - The Federation Awaits, Anomalous Apes
    SCP-5181 - Teufelshunde
    SCP-5182 - But it is us you have forgotten
    SCP-5183 - Under the Surface
    SCP-5184 - SCOTLAND FOREVER
    SCP-5185 - fine spiders by dado
    SCP-5186 - The Depths That Hunger
    SCP-5187 - Standard Procedure
    SCP-5188 - Fronglyfoot Street
    SCP-5189 - Siren Kelp
    SCP-5190 - Footprints in a Blizzard
    SCP-5191 - A Child for Christmas
    SCP-5192 - It's a Trap!
    SCP-5193 - A Lost Marine
    SCP-5194 - Resurfaced Memortics
    SCP-5195 - Trick Shot
    SCP-5196 - Fluorescent Adolescent
    SCP-5197 - Department of Frontier Development
    SCP-5198 - For Your Own Good
    SCP-5199 - I Always Loved You, Dear, and I Always Will.
    

    5200 to 5299

    SCP-5200 - The Brown Box
    SCP-5201 - The Manananggal
    SCP-5202 - Clucked
    SCP-5203 - The Child of Mt. Arcadia
    SCP-5204 - Dance On The Shore
    SCP-5205 - Paranormal Activities
    SCP-5206 - Threads
    SCP-5207 - Fit For A King
    SCP-5208 - Part of Your Balanced Breakfast
    SCP-5209 - File Upload: Source Unknown
    SCP-5210 - The Goodest Boy
    SCP-5211 - FLAVORDROME
    SCP-5212 - The White Rabbit
    SCP-5213 - The Oracle of the Fae
    SCP-5214 - Lieder für meine toten Töchter
    SCP-5215 - Welp, Sky's Haunted
    SCP-5216 - Even More Good Eats
    SCP-5217 - 3D-extinction
    SCP-5218 - Preconceptions II
    SCP-5219 - A Completely Random Corpse
    SCP-5220 - The Lady of the Salt Lake
    SCP-5221 - "The Day After Tomorrow"
    SCP-5222 - Lord Explosion's Pyrotechnic Playground and Daycare
    SCP-5223 - Your Own Personal Car Door to Hell
    SCP-5224 - Hecking Frogs
    SCP-5225 - The Abyss Stares Back
    SCP-5226 - Progress Explained
    SCP-5227 - F.O.G /// FEAR OF GOD.
    SCP-5228 - A Pizza That's Also a Computer
    SCP-5229 - Dem Wet Bones
    SCP-5230 - Sweet Dolls Orphanage
    SCP-5231 - 127.0.0.WAN
    SCP-5232 - Roses in Her Eyes
    SCP-5233 - Mr. Wiggy, Earwig Teacher
    SCP-5234 - Yes, I am looking at you
    SCP-5235 - Thief of Time
    SCP-5236 - Ethics Committee Inquest
    SCP-5237 - In My Head
    SCP-5238 - The Ship of Dreams
    SCP-5239 - Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen necromancer
    SCP-5240 - Vergussenheit, the City of the Forgotten
    SCP-5241 - That Alien Message
    FILE - SCP-INTEGER
    SCP-5243 - The Breach that Keeps On Breaching
    SCP-5244 - The Demon God
    SCP-5245 - Iceberg Impersonation
    SCP-5246 - Appeal of Rice
    SCP-5247 - Woeful, Wailing, Whistling Wistful Wind
    SCP-5248 - AJAX ERROR (0)
    SCP-5249 - Kai
    SCP-5250 - Act I: The Lake South, The Deer North
    SCP-5251 - Flax
    SCP-5252 - The Lantern Bearer
    SCP-5253 - Primeval Precambrians
    SCP-5254 - Gotta Catch 'Em All
    SCP-5255 - Primordial Truth
    SCP-5256 - Perspective
    SCP-5257 - [ACCESS DENIED] — This URL is currently unusable ~ SCP Wiki Staff
    SCP-5258 - [ACCESS GRANTED]
    SCP-5259 - Lance Corporal Flipperstorm of the 13th Marine Expeditionary Unit
    SCP-5260 - Let Them Dream
    SCP-5261 - Nobody Suspects a Thing
    SCP-5262 - It's Brittany Beach!
    SCP-5263 - The Nail That Sticks Out
    SCP-5264 - Ruining Every Meal
    SCP-5265 - SKYFIRE
    SCP-5266 - IDIOT SUCCUMBS TO NEUROTOXIN WHILE LISTENING TO MACHO MAN CLICK NOW TO SEE
    SCP-5267 - Golems of the Eastern Steppe
    SCP-5268 - Off the Wall Taste
    SCP-5269 - Exile
    SCP-5270 - Press X to Bear
    SCP-5271 - there is a god, and they are a penguin
    SCP-5272 - >swim
    SCP-5273 - Pasta, lightly seasoned with [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]
    SCP-5274 - You're Always In My Heart
    SCP-5275 - If You Like It Or Not
    SCP-5276 - Let's Vibe
    SCP-5277 - What Can Go Wrong
    SCP-5278 - A Ghost Town Isn't Always Abandoned
    SCP-5279 - This is Eye-Catching
    SCP-5280 - Honeymandias
    SCP-5281-D - The Man of the Hour
    SCP-5282 - Building Blocks
    SCP-5283 - Please Nerf Nerf
    SCP-5284 - Why the Black Moon Howls
    SCP-5285 - An Economy of Hurt
    SCP-5286 - Autophagia
    SCP-5287 - Smoke signal
    SCP-5288 - One Star
    SCP-5289 - Miss Flack
    SCP-5290 - Superposition Prism
    SCP-5291 - Transformational Writing
    SCP-5292 - Our Books, Your Library, Together United
    SCP-5293 - Red. Rubber. Ball.
    SCP-5294 - The Emancipatory Society for Middle-Aged Fathers
    SCP-5295 - The Person-to-Personal Computer
    SCP-5296 - An Unbelievable Mistake
    SCP-5297 - JamBomb
    SCP-5298 - Krampusjaeger
    SCP-5299 - Garden
    

    5300 to 5399

    SCP-5300 - Ship in a Bottle
    SCP-5301 - Angry People
    SCP-5302 - Sweet Bod
    SCP-5303 - No Eyed Girl
    SCP-5304 - 😳SCP REEL😳
    SCP-5305 - All In His Head
    SCP-5306 - The Pirate's Curse, Streaming Now!
    SCP-5307 - Double Donk Juice
    SCP-5308 - A Collection
    SCP-5309 is not to exist.
    SCP-5310 - Coalescence/Integration/ORGANISM
    SCP-5311 - Who Goes There?
    SCP-5312 - AskSCP.com
    SCP-5313 - town of alma
    SCP-5314 - A fungal chance
    SCP-5315 - Mayan Blue
    SCP-5316 - The Interrogator and the Music Box
    SCP-5317 - Misdirection
    SCP-5318 - Los Ojos de Mi Padre
    SCP-5319 - Patriotic De-Orangutanification Ordinance
    SCP-5320 - The People's Church Of The Fish That Just Goes On Forever
    SCP-5321 - The Spoiler
    SCP-5322 - And The Road Stretches On…
    SCP-5323 - Reality is Unreelistic
    SCP-5324 - There'll Be No Next Time
    SCP-5325 - The Last Train Home
    SCP-5326 - Make Way for Anderson's Ducklings
    SCP-5327 - Coming of the Seasons
    SCP-5328 - Frozen Nerves
    SCP-5329 - The Truth Hurts
    SCP-5330 - Look Away, Look Away
    SCP-5331 - Night of Fire
    SCP-5332 - Remnants of the Elder
    SCP-5333 - Return the Fish Immediately, Osiris Needs It
    SCP-5334 - …And Let Me Play Among The Stars
    SCP-5335 - The Freudian Split
    SCP-5336 - Custom Print Settings
    SCP-5337 - Barcode Redemption
    SCP-5338 - Sleight of the Bumblebee
    SCP-5339 - And He Rose Again With a Third Leg
    SCP-5340 - The Backyard Memeticist 😎
    SCP-5341 - The Knight
    SCP-5342 - Midsomer Murders
    SCP-5343 - The "For-You News" App!
    SCP-5344 - An Uncertain Volume of Willow Ash
    SCP-5345 - Almost Heaven, West Korea
    SCP-5346 - GUMP
    SCP-5347 - You Are Going To Hy-Brasil
    SCP-5348 - Mama Ambrose's Creamy Mushroom Bisque
    SCP-5349 - The Gutenbug Bible
    SCP-5350 - Oculoma
    SCP-5351 - The Witch of Words
    SCP-5352 - Absence
    SCP-5353 - Does Anyone Remember Fritz Obermeyer?
    SCP-5354 - The View From Caer Bran
    SCP-5355 - YOU THINK YOU'RE BIG, KID?
    SCP-5356 - [DELETED]
    SCP-5357 - A History of Rat Control in Alberta
    SCP-5358 - Vlorschidia
    SCP-5359 - The Poem Of The Unknown Lady
    SCP-5360 - 赤いスプラッター殺人事件 (The Red Splatter Murder Case)
    SCP-5361 - The Weather Man
    SCP-5362 - The One with a Thousand Faces
    SCP-5363-D - Controlled Containment
    SCP-5364 - Seventy Millimeter Projector
    SCP-5365 - You Do Not Recognize The Antibodies In D. Walter
    SCP-5366 - Until Death Do Us Part And Every Day After
    SCP-5367 - The Quantum Curriculum
    SCP-5368 - She Loves Me Not
    SCP-5369 - Had we but World enough, and Time
    SCP-5370 - Chessland
    SCP-5371 - This Sculpture — The Originator
    SCP-5372 - My Gift to You, Oh Love
    SCP-5373 - Project Neverland
    SCP-5374 - Allen Grey
    SCP-5375 - Nobody and the Name Machine
    SCP-5376 - Turbo Thompson and Deathramp Supreme
    SCP-5377 - OPEN YOUR JUNK MAIL IDIOT, by Y.W.T.G.T.H.F.T.
    SCP-5378 - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotted Beetles
    SCP-5379 - The Taped Confession
    SCP-5380 - My World
    SCP-5381 - Gashadokuro de azúcar
    SCP-5382 - The Cure, and What Ails You
    SCP-5383 - The Konami Code But For Catholicism (Suffer Overflow)
    SCP-5384 - The Late White Shark
    SCP-5385 - I Watch and Feel You
    SCP-5386 - [PENDING APPROVAL BY ETHICS COMMITTEE]
    SCP-5387 - When Life Gives You Dragonfruits
    SCP-5388 - Fear is Proof of a Degenerate Mind
    SCP-5389 - A Howling in the Deep
    SCP-5390 - Do You Want A Tamale?
    SCP-5391 - Anastasis
    SCP-5392 - The Voyage of the Tachyon Express
    SCP-5393 - To whom it may concern, whales are now considered cavalry.
    SCP-5394 - Bless the Telephone
    SCP-5395 - Thought Bubbles
    SCP-5396 - The best that you could ever be.
    SCP-5397 - "Justice" (2024, melted human flesh on wall, 15 meters by 10 meters)
    SCP-5398 - Regrowing Pains
    SCP-5399 - Seriously, Just One Fly
    

    5400 to 5499

    SCP-5400 - System Error
    SCP-5401 - Thing
    SCP-5402 - The Cosmic Courant
    SCP-5403 - A/N: dis is my first post so NO FLAMERZ PLOX!!!1
    SCP-5404 - Linguistic Minefield (Boom-Boom Words)
    SCP-5405 - Bad Design
    SCP-5406 - Duck Dividends
    SCP-5407 - нектар
    SCP-5408 - Customer Dissatisfaction Guaranteed
    SCP-5409 - Unpacified
    SCP-5410 - ███ Time
    SCP-5411 - Alaaniwe
    SCP-5412 - Wasted
    SCP-5413 - Apavitr; Or, I Stared Into A Godless Hole
    SCP-5414 - Clouds Only Dreamt
    SCP-5415 - The 120 Days of Gomorrah
    SCP-5416 - The Lever
    SCP-5417 - Welcome Home
    SCP-5418 - Sinners Corpse
    SCP-5419 - A boy and his… dog?
    SCP-5420 - Mission to Meta
    SCP-5421 - Don't. look. up.
    SCP-5422 - Logical Conclusions
    SCP-5423 - The Empty Room
    SCP-5424 - The Stranger
    SCP-5425 - COME UNDONE.
    SCP-5426 - I hate my hate blog
    SCP-5427 - The White Cliffs Of Dover
    SCP-5428 - 101 Household Hints With Eleonor
    SCP-5429 - arm back you
    SCP-5430 - A Snake Wearing 48 Sneakers
    SCP-5431 - Exploding Head Syndrome
    SCP-5432 - One Apple Pie, Made from Scratch
    SCP-5433 - Casanova
    SCP-5434 - A literal love god failing at love.
    SCP-5435 - If I could burn this town I wouldn't hesitate
    SCP-5436 - Requiem aeternam
    SCP-5437 - A Beast Cast From Heaven
    SCP-5438 - BROKEN BONDS AND SHATTERED TIES
    SCP-5439 - Nose Itch
    SCP-5440 - Hotline Moses
    SCP-5441 - S03 E02 - "The Intern"
    SCP-5442 - A Broken Branch of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
    SCP-5443 - Apocalyptic evil? We got some in the back
    SCP-5444 - How To Disappear Completely
    SCP-5445 - Food Guro
    SCP-5446 - Shock Troops
    SCP-5447 - Art Imitates Life
    SCP-5448 - When We Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
    SCP-5449 - Choo Choo Spooder
    SCP-5450 - Fintastic Soup
    SCP-5451 - Penguin School, The Best University in the Arctic!
    SCP-5452 - LOVED.exe
    SCP-5453 - A Nice Warm Bowl of Sinigang
    SCP-5454 - Terratoma
    SCP-5455 - Walking Anthills
    SCP-5456 - Sweatmother
    SCP-5457 - The Republic of Under-Frogia
    SCP-5458 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
    SCP-5459 - We're Just Better Than You
    SCP-5460 - Often Go Awry
    SCP-5461 - In the Mountains of Matrimony
    SCP-5462 - Misery is the State of Every Soul Burdened by Mortality.
    SCP-5463 - New-Fangled Contraption
    SCP-5464 - The Responsibility We Bear
    SCP-5465 - Don't Skip Leg Day
    SCP-5466 - Death of the Creator
    SCP-5467 - An Uncommon Clairvoyant [PENDING]
    SCP-5468 - The Upper Hand
    SCP-5469 - Winnie's Diner
    SCP-5470 - Why, 2K?
    SCP-5471 - MEMORIAL 6
    SCP-5472 - A Portal to a Mansion in the Back of a Van
    SCP-5473 - Silence Is Bliss
    SCP-5474 - Reality Check Through The Skull
    SCP-5475 - A Failed Love Story
    SCP-5476 - SCP Explained
    SCP-5477 - Brokeback Labyrinth
    SCP-5478 - Markhaven, Indiana
    SCP-5479 - A Movie of You
    SCP-5480 - Saarn just wants to live a quiet life
    SCP-5481 - The Hugging Trees
    SCP-5482 - I am afraid of being alone in the dark but not of the dark itself
    SCP-5483 - Seafloor Cataloging Procedures
    SCP-5484 - Hellevator
    SCP-5485 - [citation needed]
    SCP-5486 - Conjunction Immemorial
    SCP-5487 - I Want A New Drug (And So Does Miami)
    SCP-5488 - Ratings That Stick
    SCP-5489 - I, Nixon
    SCP-5490 - The Lost Emperor
    SCP-5491 - Disco Never Dies
    SCP-5492 - The Vacuum
    SCP-5493 - So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous ablobs
    SCP-5494 - The Lords of the Beneath World
    SCP-5495 - THE GHAZNI INCIDENT.
    SCP-5496 - The Site-43 Suggestion Box
    SCP-5497 - We Ask You Not to Read This
    SCP-5498 - You've got (my) eyes in the back of your head
    SCP-5499 - Cold Comfort
    

    5500 to 5599

    SCP-5500 - Death of the Authors
    SCP-5501 - Empty Portraits
    SCP-5502 - Where the Smoke Trail Ends
    SCP-5503 - Feeling Gut!
    SCP-5504 - A Place to Rest
    SCP-5505 - Hook, Line, And Sinker
    SCP-5506 - The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Manifesting a New God
    SCP-5507 - This Slot is Already Occupied
    SCP-5508 - Pest Control
    SCP-5509 - The Art of War in Contamination
    SCP-5510 - Universal Remote
    SCP-5511 - Who remembers you, when you are gone?
    SCP-5512 - A Social Contract
    SCP-5513 - The SCP Foundation Is My Boyfriend
    SCP-5514 - The Dragonslayer
    SCP-5515 - He Knows Something
    SCP-5516 - 101 Lobster Friends
    SCP-5517 - Mother's Grief
    SCP-5518 - Savepoint
    SCP-5519 - A Dark Timeline
    SCP-5520 - The Rabbit Hole
    SCP-5521 - A Long Way From Flavortown
    SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion
    SCP-5523 - Tomorrow, when the Forests grow, sweetly from your bones
    SCP-5524 - The Insatiable Semantic
    SCP-5525 - The United States Government Loots Atlantis
    SCP-5526 - This file is CLASSIFIED, by order of the Multiversal Foundation Alliance
    SCP-5527 - At The Bottom
    SCP-5528 - all i am is everything im not
    SCP-5529 - Pope Joan II
    SCP-5530 - The Hebridean Charm
    SCP-5531 - Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!
    SCP-5532 - The Town That Once Was
    SCP-5533 - You Think, Therefore I Am
    SCP-5534 - Test Anxiety
    SCP-5535 - When Even Your Hand Hates You
    SCP-5536 - From the Prison Moons
    SCP-5537 - For the Seafood Lover in You
    SCP-5538 - Holder of Abnormalities
    SCP-5539 - Pub Crawl
    SCP-5540 - Last moments of pure recall
    SCP-5541 - Occultation
    SCP-5542 - Cake By The Ocean
    SCP-5543 - Lost Reward
    SCP-5544 - Are You Sick of All the Stares?
    SCP-5545 - 𝙰 𝙱 𝙽 𝙾 𝚁 𝙼 𝙰 𝙻 𝙸 𝚃 𝚈
    SCP-5546 - Send a Letter to Your Representative
    SCP-5547 - Sunken Hope
    SCP-5548 - A Hair Brained Scheme
    SCP-5549 - SECOND SIN.
    SCP-5550 - I, Singh, My Body Collected
    SCP-5551 - Personally, I Prefer Sweet over Savory.
    SCP-5552 - Our Stolen Theory
    SCP-5553 - Psycho Social Media
    SCP-5554 - Aki Aki! 🍊🐻
    SCP-5555 - Made in Heaven
    SCP-5556 - The Foundation Gets Gnomed
    SCP-5557 - Balloon of Pseudo-Scotus
    𝒫 - 𝒫 and the Little Party
    SCP-5559-D - The Great Ambrose Bake-Off!
    SCP-5560 - Corvus Series Pocket Prophet
    SCP-5561 - EEE-EEEE
    SCP-5562 - Shrewsbury Key
    SCP-5563 - A Free Trial of Knowledge Hoard
    SCP-5564 - Head game
    SCP-5565 - Shamir
    SCP-5566 - The Scientific Method
    SCP-5567 - Poorly Loved, Poorly Lived
    SCP-5568 - What Friends Are For
    SCP-5569 - Don't Cat Open Inside
    SCP-5570 - Ghosts, Busted
    SCP-5571 - American Backyard
    SCP-5572 - I Ain't No Skeleton's Son
    SCP-5573 - The Eyes of Heaven
    SCP-5574 - Imaginary Suffering
    SCP-5575 - Demolition Retribution
    SCP-5576 - All That’s Left to Regret
    SCP-5577 - The Second Blacksmith
    SCP-5578 - A Terrible Thing To Waste
    SCP-5579 - Boba Roe
    SCP-5580 - Heresiography
    SCP-5581 - To Serve Man
    SCP-5582 - Hard-to-Contain Octopus
    SCP-5583 - Skippy the Unicorn Has Had Enough of Your Shit
    SCP-5584 - Griefing
    SCP-5585 - Immortalized
    SCP-5586 - The Children of Ash
    SCP-5587 - Time is but the Stream
    SCP-5588 - Stars Held Captive Remain Always Gleaming
    SCP-5589 - Battle Toads
    SCP-5590 - That Little Bastard Robot
    SCP-5591 - Easy-Fake Oven
    SCP-5592 - You're Really a Part of Me
    SCP-5593 - Unclogged
    SCP-5594 - Fine Dine and Good Spirits
    SCP-5595 - Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine
    SCP-5596 - The Love Doctor
    SCP-5597 - The Cetacean Connection
    SCP-5598 - I, Eurydice Ferlinghetti
    SCP-5599 - fish golf
    

    5600 to 5699

    SCP-5600 - A December To Remember
    SCP-5601 - Despite All My Rage, I'm Still Just A Bird In A Cage
    SCP-5602 - Why Did The SCP Cross The Road?
    SCP-5603 - A Game Amongst Friends
    SCP-5604 - The Future Will Be Better Tomorrow
    SCP-5605 - Wherever You Go, There You Are
    SCP-5606 - Love in the Time of Flesh-Born Depravity
    SCP-5607 - Urine too Deep
    SCP-5608 - The Delectable Taste of Cognition
    SCP-5609 - glow-worm
    SCP-5610 - To Put a Cat on Your Head
    SCP-5611 - A Rabid Dog
    SCP-5612 - Hamartia
    SCP-5613 - Valley of the Flamewars
    SCP-5614 - The Questing Stone
    SCP-5615 - A Steamy Romance Novel
    SCP-5616 - The Woman in the Incinerator
    SCP-5617 - “Soul”
    SCP-5618 - The Dead End
    SCP-5619 - A Couple of Cuppas
    SCP-5620 - Bear Hunt
    SCP-5621 - Jealousy, Murder, and Alchemy
    SCP-5622 - Your Indoor Neighbor
    SCP-5623 - Star Euthanizer
    SCP-5624 - What Brings Us Together
    SCP-5625 - Team Non-Anom and the Epidemic of Jamais Vu
    SCP-5626 - The Far Shore
    SCP-5627 - The Hungry Caterpillar
    SCP-5628 - OCD? Have you tried unicycle yoga?
    SCP-5629 - Lumbricina Acid Diethylamide
    SCP-5630 - To Let Freedom Wing
    SCP-5631 - To Make the Black Moon Howl for the Motherland
    SCP-5632 - Bomberfish™ By Radiosol And Ambrose Restaurants
    SCP-5633 - This Will Require A Great Amount of Blood
    SCP-5634 - The Agrarian Union of Neche
    SCP-5635 - Hello, this is space speaking
    SCP-5636 - الموت للعدو ("Death to the Enemy")
    SCP-5637 - [Dead End]
    SCP-5638 - Bucket of Karkinos
    SCP-5639 - The Prospero Complex
    SCP-5640 - DUKE ETHEL, WIELDER OF THE UPWATER CIRCLET
    SCP-5641 - Seven Seals, Seven Sages
    SCP-5642 - The Godfryer
    SCP-5643 - Am I Still Me?
    SCP-5644 - The River God
    SCP-5645 - The End of Nothing Special
    SCP-5646 - A Conflict of Interest
    SCP-5647 - Chronos
    SCP-5648 - DOCTOR ROCKEFELLER (ALWAYS WITH TEETH)
    SCP-5649 - What We Missed?
    SCP-5650 - To Cut Salmon by Its Angles
    SCP-5651 - Wretched Core
    SCP-5652 - Micro shark
    SCP-5653 - Thirty Pieces of Silver
    SCP-5654 - One More Battle Before the Curtain Call
    SCP-5655 - Exactly the Kind of Genie You'd Expect To Find in an Empty Can of Spam
    SCP-5656 - DEEPWATER DOWNWELL
    SCP-5657 - Nicki Knows
    SCP-5658 - Gravitating in the Moonlight
    SCP-5659 - Deus Sex Machina
    SCP-5660 - POPEHOLE
    SCP-5661 - The Devil and the Maiden
    SCP-5662 - Life and Depth
    SCP-5663 - Sicknasty Truckzilla
    SCP-5664 - An Addiction to Blood
    SCP-5665 - Assblasting
    SCP-5666 - When a Mind Flies Into the Sun
    SCP-5667 - The Greenlights
    SCP-5668 - There is an Angel on the Screen
    SCP-5669 - The Sea my Solace
    SCP-5670 - To Pet a Pile of Cars
    SCP-5671 - Before I Wake
    SCP-5672 - Sanctuary
    SCP-5673 - A Forest for Ourselves
    SR #5674 - To See What He Can See
    SCP-5675 - Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-là
    SCP-5676 - Jesus Loves You More Than You Can Know
    SCP-5677 - Corporate Jungle
    SCP-5678 - The Bamboo Thicket
    SCP-5679 - The Ship's Cat
    SCP-5680 - The Bird Factory
    SCP-5681 - Gehenna Arcade
    SCP-5682 - A Brief Moment of Revelation
    SCP-5683 - "Will you walk into my parlour?" said a spider to a fly
    SCP-5684 - Every Single Star
    SCP-5685 - The Airstream Con
    SCP-5686 - Thanks, I'm Cured.
    SCP-5687 - The Interdimensional Bodega! ✨ 📖✨
    SCP-5688 - The Hand
    SCP-5689 - Him, His Devil, and Confessional
    SCP-5690 - Professional Demonatrix
    SCP-5691 - The Painter of Worlds
    SCP-5692 - Illegal Aliens
    SCP-5693 - If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people he gives it to
    SCP-5694 - The War Pigs, or Pygmalien
    SCP-5695 - Chocolate Goldfish
    SCP-5696 - One Last Ace.
    SCP-5697 - Don Cavatelli
    SCP-5698 - Economic Migration
    SCP-5699 - Take Care of Yourself.
    

    5700 to 5799

    SCP-5700 - So Says I
    SCP-5701 - "Smile! Your Mistakes are on Camera!"
    SCP-5702 - 'www.wikiflick.███'
    SCP-5703 - When Lori Came Home For Christmas
    SCP-5704 - Digital Corruption
    SCP-5705 - Powered by Thorium!™
    SCP-5706 - SKYRIM SPEED RUN PRANK!!!!! (GONE WRONG!) [GONE SEXUAL!!] {NOT CLICKBAIT!!!}
    SCP-5707 - Uncle Sam: The All-American Karcist
    SCP-5708 - From Asgard With Love
    SCP-5709 - In Heaven a spirit doth dwell
    SCP-5710 - The Bach-Werke-Verzeichnis
    SCP-5711 - Threat Level: MIDNIGHT
    SCP-5712 - Associated with Demons, Memes, and Supercomputers
    SCP-5713 - the holy profit
    SCP-5714 - I Love you to the Cosmos and Back
    SCP-5715 - Ghosts of Time's Past
    SCP-5716 - You Are Not A Robot
    SCP-5717 - Wait for it Wait for it Wait for it
    SCP-5718 - Treasure Island
    SCP-5719 - Atone
    SCP-5720 - Astronomically-Inclined Crane
    SCP-5721 - What Passes As Worship In The Digital Age
    SCP-5722 - Lonely Echoes in Footnotes
    SCP-5723 - Welcome to The Clubhouse
    SCP-5724 - Business-Oriented Chairs
    SCP-5725 - We're Getting the Man Back Together Again
    SCP-5726 - Sparkling Magical Girl ♥ Darling Pink!!
    SCP-5727 - Reggie is OK
    SCP-5728 - The Sarkic Uprising of 1947
    SCP-5729 - The Ghost in the Shed
    SCP-5730 - To Be a King of the Seas Anew
    SCP-5731 - Dolittle's Music Box
    SCP-5732 - And I'm Thinking of What Sarah Said
    SCP-5733 - Knife. Scream. Cut to Black.
    SCP-5734 - The Unverb
    SCP-5735 - To Make the Americas Great Again With Turtles
    SCP-5736 - Breakdown, Reform, Lost Along the Way
    SCP-5737 - Entheogen
    SCP-5738 - Opportunity Shackles
    SCP-5739 - ELEPHANT HIDE
    SCP-5740 - all cop are buddy by dado
    SCP-5741 - Marshmellow and Madness
    SCP-5742 - Moloch
    SCP-5743 - Carcinisation
    SCP-5744 - Mealworms
    SCP-5745 - Prehistoric Rift
    SCP-5746 - The Time Stitcher
    SCP-5747 - Thank You For Flying With Us
    SCP-5748 - Meaningless Shapes and Noises
    SCP-5749 - Double Jeopardy
    SCP-5750 - Can't say no to cookies!
    SCP-5751 - The Last Word
    SCP-5752 - Ten Thousand Dreams at Once
    SCP-5753 - duck you
    SCP-5754 - Spare a Hair?
    SCP-5755 - Looking For New Source…
    SCP-5756 - The Constant Reminder
    SCP-5757 - Curse of the Everglade
    SCP-5758 - The Moth Tide
    SCP-5759 - PROJECT VISHAAK
    SCP-5760 - Mr. Atonement
    SCP-5761 - When The Impostor Is Sus II: Nightmare Hour
    SCP-5762 - a doctor a day
    SCP-5763 - I dreamt I was a butterfly.
    SCP-5764 - There is nothing here.
    SCP-5765 - A Room With No Bees in It
    SCP-5766 - Somewhere Comfier
    SCP-5767 - A Wise Old Snail
    SCP-5768 - No One Dies at Disney
    SCP-5769 - All-Seeing Eye Dog
    SCP-5770 - To Parade 'Pendas'
    SCP-5771 - The Mushroom Man
    SCP-5772 - A Counterexample
    SCP-5773 - Parasitic Line
    SCP-5774 - Cryptid Catchers: Season 5
    SCP-5775 - Deimos
    SCP-5776 - 100% MOST DEFINITELY A KETER
    SCP-5777 - Irrational Exuberance
    SCP-5778 - Hidden In Plain Sight
    SCP-5779 - Stockholm Syndrome
    SCP-5780 - To Hatch Parises and Chase Geese
    SCP-5781 - Florida Investigators
    SCP-5782 - And Alexander Wept
    SCP-5783 - Accidents Never Happen
    SCP-5784 - This Should Be A -J
    SCP-5785 - Craptivism
    SCP-5786 - We Watch On (Even When We're Gone)
    SCP-5787 - Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia
    SCP-5788 - Partners in sync
    SCP-𝕐 - Cannibalistic Mathematics
    SCP-5790 - [DATA KILLED]
    SCP-5791 - Coughing Up Concrete
    SCP-5792 - The New Janitor's Got A Point
    SCP-5793 - Barter, Infinite
    SCP-5794 - Drowning
    SCP-5795 - High Court
    SCP-5796 - But I'll Live, Unfortunately
    SCP-5797 - OVERDRIVE
    SCP-5798 - An Interview with the Drain Snake
    SCP-5799 - The Tooth Striders
    

    5800 to 5899

    SCP-5800 - The Fifth Gate
    SCP-5801 - Snowman Heaven
    SCP-5802 - Pollution and Industry
    SCP-5803 - One More Song
    SCP-5804 - Regrettable Decisions
    SCP-5805 - You Can't Go Back
    SCP-5806 - Left to Rot
    SCP-5807 - Pelicans Three
    SCP-5808 - Immaculate Misconception
    SCP-5809 - GG EZ GET CARRIED
    SCP-5810 - Of Guilt, Fear, and Hollowness of Heart
    SCP-5811 - How's my summer?(Did It Cure Your Mind?)Thinking why,why(Oh Sweet static{Static{STATIC})
    SCP-5812 - The Punishment Boat
    SCP-5813 - Mr. President II
    SCP-5814 - Substitution Reaction
    SCP-5815 - To Build Heroes as Walls of the Foundation
    SCP-5816 - For King and Country
    SCP-5817 - There's no place like the Republic of Kingston
    SCP-5818 - Frankenstein Burger King
    SCP-5819 - The Sweet One
    SCP-5820 - exterminate
    SCP-5821 - Voregeoisie
    SCP-5822 - A Perfectly Normal Set of Garden Gnomes
    SCP-5823 - Conservatives and Coal Mines
    SCP-5824 - The Macguffin
    SCP-5825 - Molly on the Shore
    SCP-5826 - Deadly Deep Diving
    SCP-5827 - 5TAR ☼
    SCP-5828 - As in Life, So in Death
    SCP-5829 - Finding… Yourself
    SCP-5830 - Ahtohallan
    SCP-5831 - The Smeerenburg Daemon
    SCP-5832 - Stained
    SCP-5833 - With Their Legs Tied Up in Knots
    SCP-5834 - Tender Sausage of The Ocean
    SCP-5835 - The King In Yellow
    SCP-5836 - To Nobel Peace You Must Prepare For War
    SCP-5837 - The Most Fitting Form
    SCP-5838 - Over the Falls in a Bear-el
    SCP-5839 - There is no present like the future
    SCP-5840 - To Pander with Cola Pandas
    SCP-5841 - Digital Hydra
    SCP-5842 - Sentient Stalking Stop Sign
    SCP-5843 - Eyewitness
    SCP-5844 - Abscess Abyss
    SCP-5845 - With Apologies to Mercury
    SCP-5846 - The One-Stop Shop
    SCP-5847 - The Food's Court
    SCP-5848 - Purgatorius
    SCP-5849 - Dead Letter Arrival
    SCP-5850 - A Train to Hell
    SCP-5851 - "Y/N darling, You're the only one for Me!" (Slowburn, X Reader)
    SCP-5852 - "You've got teeth in your bugs."
    SCP-5853 - Ticky Taffy Town
    SCP-5854 - safety park where things do not go wrong
    SCP-5855 - Foot by The Fruit
    SCP-5856 - Social Interaction
    SCP-5857 - BINARY STAR
    SCP-5858 - The Kindness of Strangers
    SCP-5859 - The PENTAGRAM Papers
    SCP-5860 - To Raise a Hero of the Pen
    SCP-5861 - Foxing
    SCP-5862 - Faulkner's Wake
    SCP-5863 - Myths Made Plain
    SCP-5864 - Sir Reginald
    SCP-5865 - Planet D-Class
    SCP-5866 - The Namesnake
    SCP-5867 - "Timber? I hardly know 'er!"
    SCP-5868 - Meat
    SCP-5869 - A Glimpse Of Our Future?
    SCP-5870 - To Make Koalas Fly in the Rain
    SCP-5871 - Retroactive Knife
    SCP-5872 - Goodnight, Moon
    SCP-5873 - Britches of Betrayal
    SCP-5874 - The Department of Human Resources
    SCP-5875 - A Call to Adventure in a Missive from Below
    SCP-5876 - Holy Mackeral
    SCP-5877 - Nobodies
    SCP-5878 - The Void Stares Into You
    SCP-5879 - Take Me to the Moor
    SCP-5880 - Praise Unto the Glorious Influenza, the Great and Contagious Religious Influenza
    SCP-5881 - Nothing Like Me
    SCP-5882 - A 0 Bedroom Apartment
    SCP-5883 - The Flip Side
    SCP-5884 - lived
    SCP-5885 - Necromance
    SCP-5886 - The Ballad of Jim Biggio
    SCP-5887 - Evacuation
    SCP-5888 - Pariah King (Or:The Greatest Stories Are Those We Carry With Us)
    SCP-5889 - AMnestic
    SCP-5890 - Fall of '84
    SCP-5891 - To Prop Up My Mortal Remains
    SCP-5892 - A Loyal Friend Indeed
    SCP-5893 - Ignitive Stygimolochs
    SCP-5894 - La Luz de Yara
    SCP-5895 - 1000%!! I USED TO GIVE A FUCK
    SCP-5896 - Windows 95 for Elders
    SCP-5897 - History is Written by the VKTM
    SCP-5898 - Corn Belt
    SCP-5899 - Cowspiracy
    

    5900 to 5999

    SCP-5900 - PITCHBLACK
    SCP-5901 - World's Greatest Skeeball
    SCP-5902 - The Department of Administration
    SCP-5903 - In Cauda Venenum (What Are You?)
    SCP-5904 - Inhuman Resources
    SCP-5905 - Gashadokuro
    SCP-5906 - How to perfectly kiss vertically
    SCP-5907 - The Perfect Fit
    SCP-5908 - Missing Bullets
    SCP-5909 - The Endless Shrimp
    SCP-5910 - This is a true story.
    SCP-5911 - The SCP Independent Film Festival
    SCP-5912 - To Climb Is To Live
    SCP-5913 - Adventures and Arthropods
    SCP-5914 - A Spider You Cannot See A Second Time
    SCP-5915 - Minds That Wander
    SCP-5916 - Anti-Puncher Shark
    SCP-5917 - The Map of the Multiverse
    SCP-5918 - Organ Harvesting
    Apartment 5919
    SCP-5920 - Work on What Has Been Spoiled
    SCP-5921 - Greaze Teaze
    SCP-5922 - Duress
    SCP-5923 - The Place I Belong
    SCP-5924 - Professional Attachment
    SCP-5925 - The Holly King
    SCP-5926 - Fursonal Issues
    SCP-5927 - The Norther' Light Phantom
    FATHER - FATHER and the ties that binds
    SCP-5929 - We Come In Piss
    SCP-5930 - The Bride of Christ
    SCP-5931 - Nobody Shot Me
    SCP-5932-D - MTFinity
    SCP-5933 - And I Won't Forget You, My Love
    SCP-5934 - The Entangled Webs We Cleave
    SCP-5935 - Blood and the Breaking of My Heart
    SCP-5936 - Us Forgotten Few
    SCP-5937 - Opening Up
    SCP-5938 - Seshat's PDF of Programmable Cognitohazards
    SCP-5939 - Stop and read The Roses
    SCP-5940 - ABSOLUTE TOOTH FIELD
    SCP-5941 - Look! A Navel!
    SCP-5942 - The Ethics of Greed
    SCP-5943 - A Solar Conversation
    SCP-5944 - Dead Men Tell No Tales
    SCP-5945 - History is filled with liars.
    SCP-5946 - Lot the Cartographer
    SCP-5947 - SILVERFISH
    SCP-5948 - A Dead Raccοοn in the Middle of the Street
    SCP-5949 - SEVENSEAS
    SCP-5950 - Butt Buddies Forever
    SCP-5951 - Corporate Dealings in the Multiverse at Large
    SCP-5952 - The Warbalang
    SCP-5953 - Critique of the Marine Mammal Program
    SCP-5954 - My Lord, I had forgot the Fart
    SCP-5955 - Fool's Errand
    SCP-5956 - THEREISNOCANNON
    SCP-5957 - A Baleful Light
    SCP-5958 - The Lamb
    SCP-5959 - Near-Earth Antimeme
    SCP-5960 - Webbey's Original Revitalizing Chunky Peanut Butter
    SCP-5961 - Under Pressure
    SCP-5962 - RONALD
    SCP-5963 - Dark Nights at ShowBiz Pizza Place
    SCP-5964 - MC&D's Public Relations Operation
    SCP-5965 - Impact.
    SCP-5966 - The Artist and the Patron
    SCP-5967 - What's your favorite idea?
    SCP-5968 - Starlite Diner
    SCP-5969 - Power Flower
    SCP-5970 - Dustism (Always For You)
    SCP-5971 - A Moment Where Words Don't Reach
    SCP-5972 - Let All the Children Boogie
    SCP-5973 - /Ohio has been eliminated.
    SCP-5974 - The Interactive Fiction
    SCP-5975 - The Cycle Keeps Spinning
    SCP-5976 - Vantage Point of a Nightmare
    SCP-5977 - The Load-Bearing Members
    SCP-5978 - Toxicity
    SCP-5979 - Star Crossed Lovers
    SCP-5980 - A king fit for a feast
    SCP-5981 - Nuke City
    SCP-5982 - The Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
    SCP-5983 - Nuke York, Nuke York
    SCP-5984 - WAN Shall Stand
    SCP-5985 - Waters of Wisdom
    SCP-5986 - Mom, take me to Millie's Candy Shop!
    SCP-5987 - Sirenhead
    SCP-5988 - Deep Sleep
    SCP-5989 - I'm exactly where I need to be.
    SCP-5990 - Out of my head, out of my mind
    SCP-5991 - † Jesus Yums Me †
    SCP-5992 - The Dionysus Pit
    SCP-5993 - We want you to come visit Heaven, just don't fuck with those bees
    SCP-5994 - You Can't Top Pigs with Pigs
    SCP-5995 - The Viper And The Newborn
    SCP-5996 - The Human Amnestic
    SCP-5997 - The River of Mnemosyne
    SCP-5998 - Man, Ascendant
    SCP-5999 - This is Where I Died
    

21. #21

    Keys: Series 7, SCP Series VII

    6000 to 6099

    SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library
    SCP-6001 - Avalon
    SCP-6002 - All Creatures Great and Small
    SCP-6003 - Beacon
    SCP-6004 - The Rainbow Serpent
    SCP-6005 - Cascadia
    SCP-6006 - Theseus
    SCP-6007 - Wanderlust
    SCP-6008 - Noah's Ark
    SCP-6009 - Powerhouse
    SCP-6010 - Carcinization
    SCP-6011 - Flat Earth
    SCP-6012 - Let It Go.
    SCP-6013 - The Leviathan of the Aegean
    SCP-6014 - All For The Better
    SCP-6015 - Nature's Stance
    SCP-6016 - When Elephants Still Did Magic
    SCP-6017 - Just a quiz?
    SCP-6018 - The Beforelife
    SCP-6019 - Giah-Rex
    SCP-6020 - But Doctor, I AM the Earth God Hepolokoli
    SCP-6021 - Tabernacle, TX
    SCP-6022 - Of Two Different Natures
    SCP-6023 - Fish Snacks, Fish Snacks
    SCP-6024 - The Reality Dreamer
    SCP-6025 - Those Who Still Fight
    SCP-6026 - The Bioluminescence That Roams
    SCP-6027 - Please, Don't Steal
    SCP-6028 - Unprecedented Times
    SCP-6029 - Cracked
    SCP-6030 - Into The Wild
    SCP-6031 - metal slab that kills people
    SCP-6032 - Winters is Coming
    SCP-6033 - The Friend With Many Arms
    SCP-6034 - The Crack in the Trench
    SCP-6035 - Return of the Rat
    SCP-6036 - A Hand to Hold
    SCP-6037 - Xtreme Deathmatch Championships Presents: A Light Without Shadow, A Ritual In Five Parts
    SCP-6038 - A Warfare Innovation
    SCP-6039 - The Bearsitter
    SCP-6040 - Cat Warbler
    SCP-6041 - Chicken Little's Requiem
    SCP-6042 - Vacations at the ends of the worlds
    SCP-6043 - Mrs C. Gren
    SCP-6044 - A ‘Helpful’ Forest, A Giant Sponge and A Lot of Axolotls
    SCP-6045 - Kilroy and Jose were Here.
    SCP-6046 - Marble Madness
    SCP-6047 - Walks Beneath Roses
    SCP-6048 - Do Caterpillars Dream of Solar Sheep?
    SCP-6049 - Viral Marketing
    SCP-6050 - Lake of Colors
    SCP-6051 - General Winter
    SCP-6052 - Cold Case
    SCP-6053 - Dead Elysium
    SCP-6054 - Homophone Gramophone
    SCP-6055 - Havsvågor
    SCP-6056 - The Crumpening
    SCP-6057 - Señor Boom
    SCP-6058 - Cloning Machine
    SCP-6059 - HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ENLIGHTENED EXPERIENCE IN A BALL PIT?
    SCP-6060 - Only Human
    SCP-6061 - GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY.
    SCP-6062 - King Ratthew Splondis XVIII, Bearer of Pestilence and Lord of All Rodents
    SCP-6063 - EPITHET
    SCP-6064 - Unpaid Overtime
    SCP-6065 - You're Doing It Wrong
    SCP-6066 - The House Where Only Cats Live
    SCP-6067 - Recyclone
    SCP-6068 - Site-█▓░▒
    SCP-6069 - Cupid's Angels
    SCP-6070 - Nuclear Energy is the Future
    SCP-6071 - Before Us
    SCP-6072 - Wherever Death Goes
    SCP-6073 - The Woven Wraith
    SCP-6074 - Mr Bread
    SCP-6075 - Reincarnation Sickness
    SCP-6076 - A Hero, Complete
    SCP-6077 - Fermi's Last Theorem
    SCP-6078 - Peekaboo Island
    SCP-6079 - Digital Dissociation
    SCP-6080 - Cartoon Network
    SCP-6081 - 花見
    SCP-6082 - His Throne
    SCP-6083 - A Pitiable Existence
    SCP-6084 - Dr. Wondertainment's Acoustically Astounding Air Band™
    SCP-6085 - It's NO Better to be Safe than Sorry! Take On Me! Take Me On! I'll be Gone… in a Day or Two!
    SCP-6086 - Errata
    SCP-6087 - The Voice-Taker Cometh
    SCP-6088 - Herald of Man
    SCP-6089 - Black Sabbath
    SCP-6090 - Therianthropy Virus
    SCP-6091 - The Soviet Method
    SCP-6092 - Barista, There's a Fly in my Coffee
    SCP-6093 - Tongue Troubles
    SCP-6094 - How To Spell Lorem Ipsum
    SCP-6095 - I Want to Go Back
    SCP-6096 - The Guest
    SCP-6097 - Granny Rat Tail
    SCP-6098 - It's Where They Keep the Worms
    SCP-6099 - Unveiled
    

    6100 to 6199

    SCP-6100 - On Golden Skies
    SCP-6101 - The Most Powerful SCP
    SCP-6102 - For Classification: Small Organism, No Function
    SCP-6103 - As Stars Fade
    SCP-6104 - Ice Skating… to the DEATH!!!
    SCP-6105 - Mind Without Soul
    SCP-6106 - Bibliophobia
    SCP-6107 - Diseases of the Skin
    SCP-6108 - Schlemo's Wholesale
    SCP-6109 - [ACCESS DENIED] — This URL is currently unusable ~ SCP Wiki Staff
    SCP-6110 - Playthings
    SCP-6111 - Memoria
    SCP-6112 - THE SEINFELD
    SCP-6113 - Temporary Reflections
    SCP-6114 - Returning to Our Roots
    SCP-6115 - The Public Option
    SCP-6116 - Night at the Museum
    SCP-6117 - A Florida Woman
    SCP-6118 - Blue-blooded
    SCP-6119 - Sisyphus Shrugged
    SCP-6120 - Sins of the Father, Crimes of the Son
    SCP-6121 - THE CAPSLOCK CREW
    SCP-6122 - Snakes 'n Ladders
    SCP-6123 - VKTM Presents: Media And You
    SCP-6124 - Cow Spotting
    SCP-6125 - The Hytoth Theorem
    SCP-6126 - What Happened to Pancho Villa's Head?
    SCP-6127 - Mariangela
    SCP-6128 - Platypus Magnet
    SCP-6129 - It Was Right Here
    SCP-6130 - In Hell, We Live
    SCP-6131 - Incommunicado
    SCP-6132 - The Eyes Beneath the Ice
    SCP-6133 - Ships Without Meaning
    SCP-6134 - Fountain of Living Waters
    SCP-6135 - We Didn't Start the SCP
    SCP-6136 - two dudes chilling in an interrogation room, five feet apart cause theyre not happy
    SCP-6137 - Without Even the Memories to Fall Back On
    SCP-6138 - lyfe kontrol by dado
    SCP-6139 - The Star-Skinned Skulker
    SCP-6140 - The True Empire
    SCP-6141 - The Dark Screams Louder Than the Light.
    SCP-6142 - The Place Where We Used To Crucify Frogs
    SCP-6143 - Spooky Spacey Skeletons
    SCP-6144 - Cinnamon's Revenge
    SCP-6145 - Mother Rabbit
    SCP-6146 - Sic Semper Cartago
    SCP-6147 - Memories Are All I Need
    SCP-6148 - The Trees Have Eyes
    SCP-6149 - Fear and Loathing in Monkey's Eyebrow
    SCP-6150 - Voskhod 3
    SCP-6151 - Greazedogs™
    SCP-6152 - She who waits alone among the Sakura trees
    SCP-6153 - Fortune
    SCP-6154 - Happy New Year SCP Foundation!
    SCP-6155 - Blood Related
    SCP-6156 - Oh, Doug!
    SCP-6157 - Señor Fluff
    SCP-6158 - Mr. Analog
    SCP-6159-ARC - Primrose Fatish Von Trevil, Formerly the Book-Bound Devil
    SCP-6160 - Creatures of Society
    SCP-6161 - The Confectionary Knife
    SCP-6162 - The Wormhole
    SCP-6163 - The Ice Sculptures
    SCP-6164 - Bring Your Child to Work Day
    SCP-6165 - Ramadan
    SCP-6166 - The Shape of It
    SCP-6167 - ████ is Empty
    SCP-6168 - The Puzzle Pieces of Adolescence
    SCP-6169 - [DATA UNEXPUNGED] - Grass Mud Horse
    SCP-6170 - A Tale of a God, and the Chaos Surrounding His Demise
    SCP-6171 - The Lostroach
    SCP-6172 - Escapism
    SCP-6173 - The Art - The Origin
    SCP-6174 - You Are Not Here
    SCP-6175 - Love, Void and Probes
    SCP-6176 - The Alternance
    SCP-6177 - Overgrown
    SCP-6178 - Cognitojacking
    SCP-6179 - Cow Love
    SCP-6180 - Rivals
    SCP-6181 - The Opposite of Progress
    SCP-6182 - The Dear Repose
    SCP-6183 - [ACCESS DENIED] — This URL is currently unusable ~ SCP Wiki Staff
    SCP-6184 - Tiānjiàn
    SCP-6185 - By My Hand
    SCP-6186 - To Have Burnt Like This
    SCP-6187 - From Space With Love
    SCP-6188 - Joining the Ranks
    SCP-6189 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6190 - Through an Arbor, Darkly
    SCP-6191 - Disappearing (F)act
    SCP-6192 - Mirrors Out-Of-Use
    SCP-6193 - Der Wolpertinger und Der Tierpräparator
    SCP-6194 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6195 - Live at the OK Hotel
    SCP-6196 - The Wake and Funeral of Lyle Alan Burnley
    SCP-6197 - But a Dream…
    SCP-6198 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6199 - King CalcaRuler: Ruler of the Calculators, Savior of its Kind, and a Legend for Years to Come.
    

    6200 to 6299

    SCP-6200 - INSOMNIUM
    SCP-6201 - Trolls
    SCP-6202 - This House is not Your Home
    SCP-6203 - Get Them
    SCP-6204 - Eggstinction
    SCP-6205 - Time to do a fraud
    SCP-6206 - The Commissioner of Maximum League Baseball
    SCP-6207 - Make Me Beautiful
    SCP-6208 - Amnesia Was Her Name
    SCP-6209 - I foolishly believed one day you'd change, but I guess that was my mistake
    SCP-6210 - Plushie Plague
    SCP-6211 - Temporary Secretary 2: The Spirit's Up
    SCP-6212 - I Sing the Body Subtle
    SCP-6213 - Our Time for Yours
    SCP-6214 - Brahmin
    SCP-6215 - The Happiest Place On Earth!
    SCP-6216 - Site Fucker
    SCP-6217 - The Emergence
    SCP-6218 - The Ceiling of the Universe.
    Abnormality-6219
    SCP-6220 - We most certainly had to… Bug you.
    SCP-6221 - A Very VKTM Christmas
    SCP-6222 - FISH PRISON
    SCP-6223 - Burn With Me
    SCP-6224 - Oh My God, Asuka Evangelion!
    SCP-6225 - A King of Nothing
    SCP-6226 - Critter Profile: Eddie!
    SCP-6227 - Delivery!
    SCP-6228 - Death’s Rows
    SCP-6229 - Till Bonds Break
    SCP-6230 - Crawlspace
    SCP-6231 - Ribbits & Cream
    SCP-6232 - When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloomed
    SCP-6233 - SAFETY HAZARD
    SCP-6234 - 6 Piece Chicken McNuggets®
    SCP-6235 - Do Not Bother Me.
    SCP-6236 - A Motel Elevator
    SCP-6237 - Oh, You Lucrative Devil
    SCP-6238 - Scronkle
    SCP-6239 - The Dream Child
    SCP-6240 - An Absence of Light
    SCP-6241 - A Dead God's Remains
    SCP-6242 - Eco-Friendly Infection
    SCP-6243 - Frau Holle
    SCP-6244 - Scot Pilgrims Vs. The Worlds
    SCP-6245 - Sweet Tooth Sammy
    SCP-6246 - Seeing the Sunset
    SCP-6247 - The Assassination of the Fish Council by the Coward Fishish as told by the Noble Founder of the Fish Council Fishish
    SCP-6248 - The White Phlegm of Yvith
    SCP-6249 - Your Biography On Vinyl
    SCP-6250 - Keystone Flats
    SCP-6251 - A Lone Home
    SCP-6252 - Familiar Fungus
    SCP-6253 - Error 404: Limbs not found
    SCP-6254 - Beware Dogman
    SCP-6255 - Saturday Evening Coffee
    SCP-6256 - Tag, You're It
    SCP-6257 - Secure Us, Contain Us, Protect Us
    SCP-6258 - Don't Follow the Light
    SCP-6259 - See The Means of Production
    SCP-6260 - They came from Scipio-44
    SCP-6261 - Magequest: Prison of Circe
    SCP-6262 - A Friendly Bus
    SCP-6263 - The Instant Karma
    SCP-6264 - Temperature Tantrum
    SCP-6265 - The Royal Nursery
    SCP-6266 - Red Light, Green Light
    SCP-6267 - 🟠
    SCP-6268 - Commission
    SCP-6269 - The Multiversal Claw Machine
    SCP-6270 - HARBINGER II: Something Wicked…
    SCP-6271 - HARBINGER II: Windmills of Your Mind
    SCP-6272 - HARBINGER II: Something Else
    SCP-6273 - HARBINGER II: The Empty Skin
    SCP-6274 - HARBINGER II: The Burnley Estate (Inheritance)
    SCP-6275 - HARBINGER II: Where Something Funny Used To Be
    SCP-6276 - HARBINGER II: Unstorage
    SCP-6277 - HARBINGER II: Off the Silver Stage
    SCP-6278 - HARBINGER II: Welcome to Marvin's!
    SCP-6279 - HARBINGER II: Two Flies in a Web
    SCP-6280 - An Unfinished Masterpiece
    SCP-6281 - █▓▒░♜░▒▓█
    Extranormal Event 6282 - Investigation Ongoing
    SCP-6283 - The Blood Brother
    SCP-6284 - This is where I lament.
    SCP-6285 - Toothquake
    SCP-6286 - Love keeps the world turning
    SCP-6287 - Small Town Living
    SCP-6288 - Methuselah's Grove
    SCP-6289 - definitely dancing, walking, and rearranging furniture fr fr
    SCP-6290 - Bubbles the Hospital Clown
    SCP-6291 - Craving Red Velvet
    SCP-6292 - Don't Beer the Reaper
    SCP-6293 - The Squirrel
    SCP-6294 - Viral Evolution
    SCP-6295 - Come See the Library
    SCP-6296 - The Last Slice to Make it Count
    SCP-6297 - A Bloody Affair
    SCP-6298 - You Are Not Immune to Propaganda
    SCP-6299 - A Power Cut
    

    6300 to 6399

    SCP-6300 - Prophecies
    SCP-6301 - Funky Finn's Children Happy Hour
    SCP-6302 - Guys I saw FireStar!!!
    SCP-6303 - A Reason To Live
    SCP-6304 - An Amaranthine Clock
    SCP-6305 - This one time, at middle school
    SCP-6306 - Happy New Years! Nothing Changed!
    SCP-6307 - Supply Chain and Demand
    SCP-6308 - Over there, the Sun never sets
    SCP-6309 - Erase
    SCP-6310 - False Ways
    SCP-6311 - Under the Bridge
    SCP-6312 - Johanna Clark Will Live
    SCP-6313 - Thyme is a Flat Circle
    SCP-6314 - Post-Veil Pets
    SCP-6315 - Dimensional Espionage, Jetboats Not Included
    SCP-6316 - Oppy
    SCP-6317 - The Michigan Dogman
    SCP-6318 - The Fungible Fungus
    SCP-6319 - Singin' In The Moonlight
    SCP-6320 - The Least Dangerous Extradimensional Rift
    SCP-6321 - The Talking Piano
    SCP-6322 - Special Delivery
    SCP-6323 - A Muffin Baker and His Giraffe
    SCP-6324 - Maybe the Real SCP Was the Friends We Made Along the Way
    SCP-6325 - Apophoreta
    SCP-6326 - The Manbear
    SCP-6327 - A Door Unstuck in Time
    SCP-6328 - Inaccurate Historical Reenactment
    SCP-6329 - Termite Capitalism
    SCP-6330 - Guardians of the Innocent
    SCP-6331 - Frowny Faces Love to Smile With Smile Cream™!
    SCP-6332 - Saldemander
    SCP-6333 - The Butterfly Effect
    SCP-6334 - A Trashy Relationship
    SCP-6335 - Cradle
    SCP-6336 - Seeing Myself Blink
    SCP-6337 - Dinner Party
    SCP-6338 - The Rubicon Rope
    SCP-6339 - Perhaps There Is More Than One Apology Here
    SCP-6340 - R.a.I.n.B.O.W: Putting God Back Into Science.
    SCP-6341 - The Canadian Mail Void
    SCP-6342 - Man Without A Face
    SCP-6343 - "The Amazing Non-Existing Beast!"
    SCP-6344 - A Thousand Words
    SCP-6345 - Huesos Malos ("Bad Bones")
    SCP-6346 - Not Casey Herring From Lincoln, Nebraska
    SCP-6347 - Ularburong
    SCP-6348 - Shackleton's Ghost
    SCP-6349 - Up Close and Personal with… Venus!
    SCP-6350 - Mine Body Aches
    SCP-6351 - Huell
    SCP-6352 - Water Monkey
    SCP-6353 - Meles Stella
    SCP-6354 - I never got to say goodbye.
    SCP-6355 - A Choking Grip upon the Neck of Propriety
    SCP-6356 - The Iron Titan
    SCP-6357 - The Assimilator
    SCP-6358 - MESSIAH
    SCP-6359 - American American
    SCP-6360 - The Basilisk
    SCP-6361 - The Imaginary Sprinter
    SCP-6362 - Home Invasion
    SCP-6363 - It's Memetic
    SCP-6364 - ⬢ Hexagons are the Bestagons! ⬢
    SCP-6365 - Milk on Sundays
    SCP-6366 - Bird of a Feather and its Icht Together
    SCP-6367 - Here Lies An Ordinary Chair
    SCP-6368 - Dead-End Job
    SCP-6369 - Rat lost and found
    SCP-6370 - HUNGERING
    SCP-6371 - The Original
    SCP-6372 - Monolith
    SCP-6373 - Stage Blight
    SCP-6374 - Even A Dead God Can Dream
    SCP-6375 - Chronicler of the Forgotten Stories
    SCP-6376 - A Red Tree.
    SCP-6377 - The Horizontal Gate
    SCP-6378 - Set Forever in Stone
    SCP-6379 - The Gancanagh
    SCP-6380 - The Irish Problem
    SCP-6381 - The Finite Sphere, are you in or out?
    SCP-6382 - The Fire Breaks
    SCP-6383 - The One True Anomaly
    SCP-6384 - The Hooded Sorcerer
    SCP-6385 - To Love Japanese Idol Worms
    SCP-6386 - Olympian Heroic Item Distribution™
    SCP-6387 - A Ghoulish Tale
    SCP-6388 - It Comes From Outer Space!
    SCP-6389 - Sculptor-Hypnos
    SCP-6390 - To desire is to love and to love is to avarice
    SCP-6391 - Of spiders and nostalgia
    SCP-6392 - The Hidrated Olympics of Pissorium
    SCP-6393 - Objectification
    SCP-6394 - Physical Beedia is Forever
    SCP-6395 - Thoughts are Overrated
    SCP-6396 - Overhead
    SCP-6397 - A Good Girl
    SCP-6398 - Off The Chain
    SCP-6399 - COLDPOST
    

    6400 to 6499

    SCP-6400 - Out There
    SCP-6401 - Court of the Feallen
    SCP-6402 - IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JOKE REVERSES YOU
    SCP-6403 - The Undead Robot that lives Underneath Crete in Site-237's Basement
    SCP-6404 - My Name is Your Name and Your Name is My Name
    SCP-6405 - Shine, Shine My Fallen Star
    SCP-6406 - An Exorcism, an Eviction
    SCP-6407 - Ketchup Monstrosity
    SCP-6408 - The demands are Insert Information Here
    SCP-6409 - Sovereign Reign, Memory Lane
    SCP-6410 - The Right Tool Kami
    SCP-6411 - Storage
    SCP-6412 - What We Remember
    SCP-6413 - I'll bet you dread to spend another lonely night with me.
    SCP-6414 - Just Like Mother Used To Make
    SCP-6415 - Hurricane Jonah
    SCP-6416 - Misplaced
    SCP-6417 - Mind Screw
    SCP-6418 - Chamber of Reflection
    SCP-6419 - Izanami's Grimoire
    SCP-6420 - Arachno-lagophobia
    SCP-6421 - The President of the Republic of Chile is Spiderman
    SCP-6422 - A Stone on A Mountain
    SCP-6423-ARC - PROPHET INCENTIVE
    SCP-6424 - The Interstellar Prophet and the False Planet
    SCP-6425 - Organ Rejection
    SCP-6426 - Vampire Boat
    SCP-6427 - Night Hour Crunch
    SCP-6428 - Dunk The Dipshit
    SCP-6429 - Yeh-Teh
    SCP-6430 - Verbosity Velocity
    SCP-6431 - No House in New Orleans
    SCP-6432 - Eye Eater
    SCP-6433 - All the Time You Could Ever Want
    SCP-6434 - You wouldn't steal a song
    SCP-6435 - Ro
    SCP-6436 - I KNOW EVERYTHING CONCERNING EVERYONE I SEE
    SCP-6437 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6438 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6439 - October 32
    SCP-6440 - Theatre of the Living Dead
    SCP-6441 - Didn’t Think Anything of It
    SCP-6442 - Mimir, Mímir
    SCP-6443 - You Left Me Cold, Alone, and Forgotten
    SCP-6444 - On a Rainy Day Just Like This
    SCP-⌘ - Beneath the Shivering Kingdom
    SCP-6446 - Into the Looking Glass
    SCP-6447 - Sinners' Symphony
    SCP-6448 - Not Deer
    SCP-6449 - I miss my cat :(
    SCP-6450 - But Once You Turn, They Hate Us
    SCP-6451 - The "Guy" Man
    SCP-6452 - Unwrapped
    SCP-6453 - Shit Yeti
    SCP-6454 - The Painting That Ate Paris, Texas
    SCP-6455 - The Los Angeles Mimic
    SCP-6456 - and that's all she wrote.
    SCP-6457 - Dark Water
    SCP-6458 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6459 - This Is The Best Razor In The World
    SCP-6460 - Super-Sargasso Sea
    SCP-6461 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6462 - The Implicit Door
    SCP-6463 - An Ending
    SCP-6464 - Babyggdrasil
    SCP-6465 - Speak of the Devil
    SCP-6466 - Not Human, Either
    SCP-6467 - [ACCESS DENIED] — This URL is currently unusable ~ SCP Wiki Staff
    SCP-6468 - pvp potion by dado
    SCP-6469-D - A BABY?????
    SCP-6470 - Omnipresent
    SCP-6471 - A Midsummer Night's Game Online
    scp 6472 - memetic live agent by dado
    SCP-6473 - anti-tiredness pills
    SCP-6474 - Our Last Cry
    SCP-6475 - Playtime's Over, Charlie
    SCP-6476 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6477 - A Gravedigger for the Forgotten
    SCP-6478 - Not Dementia - It's Something Else
    SCP-6479 - Faoladh
    SCP-6480 - Cold showers are a SCAM! 📗
    SCP-6481 - Nipple Centipedes
    SCP-6482 - Tag
    SCP-6483 - The Polar Express
    SCP-6484 - The Circumlocutors
    SCP-6485 - Want A Coffee For Your Head?
    SCP-6486 - A Better Goodbye
    SCP-6487 - Pigs Can't Fly
    SCP-6488 - EIGHTH COMMANDMENT
    SCP-6489 - Don't Be So Arachnoid
    SCP-6490 - The Faux-Poe
    SCP-6491 - Pickles the Dragon
    SCP-6492 - The Little Robot in the Little Glade
    SCP-6493 - Anti Type Green weaponry
    SCP-6494 - Weight of Pressure
    SCP-6495 - Where We Fall
    SCP-6496 - Don't Tread On Us (seriously, we have connections)
    SCP-6497 - Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
    SCP-6498 - The House of Bones
    SCP-6499 - ⚠ REMAIN CALM ⚠
    

    6500 to 6599

    SCP-6500 - Inevitable
    SCP-6501 - Held Back
    SCP-6502 - Harwick Cemetery
    SCP-VMDIII - Summus Pontifex Legitimus A.K.A The Catholic Mecha
    SCP-6504 - Screaming Sun, Hollowed Moon
    SCP-6505 - The Church Grims
    SCP-6506 - La Muñeca Quitapena
    SCP-6507 - Spaghetti Western
    SCP-6508 - Like Fish In A Tank
    SCP-6509 - Bullet Time
    SCP-6510 - Rings of Flight
    SCP-6511 - OBLIVION ACCESS
    SCP-6512 - The Knowing Card
    SCP-6513 - Toe Jam
    SCP-6514 - Bak Congo The Destroyer
    SCP-6515 - Chancellor of the Excheddar
    SCP-6516 - All Hallows Wood
    SCP-6517 - Is that our fate? Or is this our will?
    SCP-6518 - A Magazine Rack
    SCP-6519 - The Spirit in the Sky
    SCP-6520 - Contagious Canned Cat
    SCP-6521 - Lord Mansfield outlaws Vanguard
    SCP-6522 - Non-Fungus Token
    SCP-6523 - The Machine (ISV Joyeuse)
    SCP-6524 - A God-Awful Small Affair
    SCP-6525 - Fuck Your Family
    SCP-6526 - Rock Bottom
    SCP-6527 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6528 - To Contain Nature
    SCP-6529 - Eternal, the Feline Form Extends
    SCP-6530 - Plus Shipping and Handling
    SCP-6531 - Anthology of Horrors!
    SCP-6532 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6533 - Millennium Falcons
    SCP-6534 - Your Shark Repays Your Kindness
    SCP-6535 - Sisters Forever <3
    SCP-6536 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6537 - Butterflies In My Stomach
    SCP-6538 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6539 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6540 - Maybe drinking alcohol out of random skulls from the 17th century is a bad idea?
    SCP-6541 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6542 - The Virgin Dairy
    SCP-6543 - In Remembrance
    SCP-6544 - 四是
    SCP-6545 - Call Me a Dream Home
    SCP-6546 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6547 - Worlds Within Worlds Within Worlds…
    SCP-6548 - By the Name of Mine
    SCP-6549 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6550 - Thur'lex the Devourer
    SCP-6551 - Clockwork Lullaby
    SCP-6552 - Tidal.wav
    SCP-6553 - The One-Horned Demon
    SCP-6554 - Blind Box Toy machines
    SCP-6555 - What Turned the Tides
    SCP-6556 - DINOVLOGS!
    SCP-6557 - Annihilation From a Cross Across Time
    SCP-6558 - Word Disassociation
    SCP-6559 - Icebreaker
    SCP-6560 - With Apologies to John Green
    SCP-6561 - There Is Nothing Between Light and Dark.
    SCP-6562 - The Same Kind of Grayness as the Filthy Stuff that Formed You
    SCP-6563 - I can't shoot lasers out of my eyes, asshole!
    SCP-6564 - Holy Pineapple
    SCP-6565 - Incubus
    SCP-6566 - Build-a-Boar Workshop!
    SCP-6567 - Winged Gangster
    SCP-6568 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6569 - Thorley X Thorley X Thorley X Thorley : A Polycule of None
    SCP-6570 - Service Bugs
    SCP-6571 - RIGHTFULLY STOLEN
    SCP-6572 - Sword That Cuts Everything
    SCP-6573 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6574 - A Funeral For A Parrot
    SCP-6575 - SMOKE AND MIRRORS
    SCP-6576 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6577 - Golden Opportunity
    SCP-6578 - The Killing Agent
    SCP-6579 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6580 - Psiphetamine
    SCP-6581 - The Sunken Grave
    SCP-6582 - One's Mind Is Dictated By Desires
    SCP-6583 - Usurped
    SCP-6584 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6585 - Community Dogs
    SCP-6586 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6587 - Medieval Bestiary
    SCP-6588 - Sugar High
    SCP-6589 - Death of the artist
    SCP-6590 - ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
    SCP-6591 - 'Cize Up!: A Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Program
    SCP-6592 - The Biz Wiz Experience
    SCP-6593 - Only Cans
    SCP-6594 - Birthday Bash
    SCP-6595 - Things Just Seem to Happen to People Who Don't Drink Wilkins!
    SCP-6596 - 8 Mile: The Beast of Lust and Hatred Born
    SCP-6597 - Whale, I'm Boned
    SCP-6598 - Flippant
    SCP-6599 - HOGSLICE
    

    6600 to 6699

    SCP-6600 - Spidercon
    SCP-6601 - The Memories We Should Have
    SCP-6602 - A Season of Waste
    SCP-6603 - Marooned
    SCP-6604 - Invisible Al
    SCP-6605 - Asteroidea
    SCP-6606 - Spectrum Says
    SCP-6607 - Infernal Revenue Service
    SCP-6608 - I Saw The Light
    SCP-6609 - Knitting Needles
    SCP-6610 - Dial-Up Drama
    SCP-6611 - The Elephant's God
    SCP-6612 - Horse Joke
    SCP-6613 - Period Drama
    SCP-6614 - Fly Me To The Moon
    SCP-6615 - A Hole to the Center of the Earth
    SCP-6616 - AnomalyCon
    SCP-6617 - The Anti-Siren
    SCP-6618 - "Papa!"
    SCP-6619 - Birthing Pains
    SCP-6620 - The Comet's Tale
    SCP-6621 - Los Niños que Comieron Maíz Crudo
    SCP-6622 - Beaver Power
    SCP-6623 - The Wandering City
    SCP-6624 - Il Maestro del Rancore
    SCP-6625 - A Medium of Communication
    SCP-6626 - A s c e n d
    SCP-6627 - The Wonderson Factory
    SCP-6628 - Some Time Apart
    SCP-6629 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6630 - Fire on the Horizon
    SCP-6631 - The Korto Stone
    SCP-6632 - Tcao Time
    SCP-6633 - man and girl go out to drive under moonlight
    SCP-6634 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6635 - Not so Useless
    SCP-6636 - Redeveloped
    SCP-6637 - Secure Containment Posse
    SCP-6638 - To unify all under Heaven
    SCP-6639 - Blisterpunk
    SCP-6640 - The "Curse" of The Scottish Play
    SCP-6641 - Who Needs Wake-Up Calls When You Got ARM
    SCP-6642 - You hate me, too?
    SCP-6643 - The Common (?) Denominator
    SCP-6644 - Foundationi yiputius
    SCP-6645 - All I See is Flames
    SCP-6646 - Kilroy Is Here
    SCP-6647 - Forget-Me-Too
    SCP-6648 - The Worlds End in Lovers Meeting
    SCP-6649 - Palaiologos and the Disney Empire
    SCP-6650 - The Starling Soars Once More
    SCP-6651 - My Days as No-One
    SCP-6652 - Of Pigment And Pain
    SCP-6653 - Worthless
    SCP-6654 - What?
    SCP-6655 - Testing Will Continue.
    SCP-6656 - A Broken Bow
    SCP-6657 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6658 - Because The Stars Are Out
    SCP-6659 - METAGNOSTIC
    SCP-6660 - The Machines on Which We Run
    SCP-6661 - Problem?
    SCP-6662 - Keepers and Seekers
    SCP-6663 - A Lost Gallop for the Sun
    SCP-6664 - I Hate For the Trees
    SCP-6665 - BLACKBOX
    SCP-6666 - The Demon Hector and the Dread Titania
    SCP-6667 - For the Love of Humanity
    SCP-6668 - Infestation
    SCP-6669 - Endlessly Fucking Space
    SCP-6670 - "Mama?"
    SCP-6671 - The Valley of Kings
    SCP-6672 - Arbitrary Apotheosis
    SCP-6673 - The One Lonely Eleventh
    SCP-6674 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6675 - A Monstrous Misunderstanding
    SCP-6676-D - Unless
    SCP-6677 - Finn's Hollow, a Vikander-Kneed Production
    SCP-6678 - Mineral Extraction
    SCP-6679 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6680 - Hang Them Out to Dry
    SCP-6681 - The Little Tramp
    SCP-6682 - The Next Best Thing
    SCP-6683 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6684 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6685 - Forest of the Dead
    SCP-6686 - Laplace's Demon
    SCP-6687 - 【S H A T T E R F A C E】
    SCP-6688 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6689 - M🜂ZE
    SCP-6690 - NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
    SCP-6691 - Carol what should I put as the title? Carol? Oh no it’s typing how do I make it stop. Stop typing. Stop. Typing. Carol help!
    SCP-6692 - 'MISSILE'
    SCP-6693 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6694 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6695 - In The Sky With Diamonds
    SCP-6696 - Toothy
    SCP-6697 - Serenity Never
    SCP-6698 - Clean Your Drains, People
    SCP-6699 - The Rhizome of our Minds
    

    6700 to 6799

    SCP-6700 - A Mithers' Love Underneath an Orkney Sky
    SCP-6701 - Shooting Star Swallow
    SCP-6702 - Still Raining
    SCP-6703 - Standard Containment Procedure for a Nonstandard Specimen
    SCP-6704 - Dependence Day
    SCP-6705 - The Bicameral Milk
    SCP-6706 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6707 - Down To Our last
    SCP-6708 - Breaking Hellfire
    SCP-6709 - The Gang of Broken Dreams
    SCP-6710 - The vibrating sound of the sea in the ears of a Long Cat
    SCP-6711 - Only Time Will Tell
    SCP-6712 - Trade, Build, Protect
    SCP-6713 - Boltzmann's Folly
    SCP-6714 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6715 - Path to Paradise
    SCP-6716 - Her Eminent Patience and Grace Junior Researcher Jacquelyn Roberts
    SCP-6717 - 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 [𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄]
    SCP-6718 - But if there's Nothing on the Other Side?
    SCP-6719 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6720 - To touch with bare skin.
    SCP-6721 - The Light Uncanny
    SCP-6722 - The Phantasmic Foundation Speedrunning Competition of '11
    SCP-6723 - Untitled.
    SCP-6724 - I'd rather be someplace else.
    SCP-6725 - Mind-Blowing Wall Art
    MDI-6726 - Emetic Ill Agent
    DESIGNATION UNAVAILABLE - or KTE-0445-Scarlet, or Critter Profile: Availability, or Item-Theta-0406, or Yeaü, or Case File: "Availability", or Omega VIII, or 𝑥K-Class-Lack-of-Consistency-Senario, or O5-7, or SCP-6727, or Karl June.
    SCP-6728 - The Dust Bowel
    SCP-6729 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6730 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6731 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6732 - Dedication Beyond the Grave
    SCP-6733 - Knife. Scream. Cut to Black II
    SCP-6734 - The Celestant Nail
    SCP-6735 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6736 - Enter the Salamancers
    SCP-6737 - Come Fly With Me
    SCP-6738 - so smoothly d o th he cr est. a wi nd g o d !
    SCP-6739 - An Absence of… Something?
    SCP-6740 - Our Shared Grave
    SCP-6741 - Beckoning Cold
    SCP-6742 - "I'm with the Foundation"
    SCP-6743 - Interchangeable Language Band
    SCP-6744 - the disappearing man
    SCP-6745 - Seasonal Menu
    SCP-6746 - Trollskogen 🌲
    SCP-6747 - CHAOS THEORY
    SCP-6748 - Industrial Rejuvenation
    SCP-6749 - Historical Refishionism
    SCP-6750 - All-O-Ween About Halloween: Presented By Sam Hain
    SCP-6751 - The House That Wasn't There
    SCP-6752 - A WINNER IS YOU!
    SCP-6753 - Intricacies
    SCP-6754 - Sometimes, someone out there will believe a found footage film is real.
    SCP-6755 - A Promise to The Pale Lady
    SCP-6756 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6757 - The Great Mumbo Jumbo
    SCP-6758 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6759 - The Beating Heart of New York
    SCP-6760 - Better Luck Next Time
    SCP-6761 - The Sorting Machine
    SCP-6762 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6763 - CAELOPHOBIA, or, Inter-Departmental Departure
    SCP-6764 - Maddie
    SCP-6765 - The Demon Ogier and the Bleeding Throne of Malidraug
    SCP-6766 - To Know All Stones
    SCP-6767 - The Bronze Lizard
    SCP-6768 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6769 - Let It Fall Under Their Hands
    SCP-6770 - The Foundation Loses Face
    SCP-6771 - Man Who Can't See Milk
    SCP-6772 - Head Hunter
    SCP-6773 - Shadow the Shy Bird
    SCP-6774 - paperclip.
    SCP-6775 - E
    SCP-6776 - Reclamation
    SCP-6777 - Ichifuji Bakuu the Virtual Streamer
    SCP-6778 - When the Sleeper Wakes
    SCP-6779 - Look at this Scoundrel
    SCP-6780 - 'helth by dado' Brought to You by Vikander-Kneed
    SCP-6781 - Site-7: HERITAGE
    SCP-6782 - muJ noremaC
    SCP-6783 - Notes from 1 Billion Years
    SCP-6784 - The Family Gone Too Soon
    SCP-6785 - The Remnants of a War Long Over
    SCP-6786 - Extradimensional
    SCP-6787 - Site-87, Sublevel 13
    Item-6788 - Currywurst
    SCP-6789 - Return. Return. Return.
    SCP-6790 - death by duck by dado
    SCP-6791 - The Protagonist
    SCP-6792 - I Promise I Won't Say I Miss You
    SCP-6793 - Folie à Deux
    SCP-6794 - the fivefold path
    SCP-6795 - Project Umbra
    SCP-6796 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6797 - Well, well, well, that advice is very handy!
    SCP-6798 - Dental Implant
    SCP-6799 - Shards of Glass
    

    6800 to 6899

    SCP-6800 - The White Ashes
    SCP-6801 - The Promethean, The Mech, and the Omni Bot
    SCP-6802 - Soupdog
    SCP-6803 - True Earth
    SCP-6804 - One Hungry Infohazard
    SCP-6805 - Safehold
    SCP-6806 - Nautical Nonsense
    SCP-6807 - Shepard Tone
    SCP-6808 - This Cancer Within Me
    SCP-6809 - Consumer Market Androids
    SCP-6810 - Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick
    SCP-6811 - A Fly On The Wall
    SCP-6812 - The Starlight's Children and civilizations 🌌
    SCP-6813 - An Ignited Melody
    SCP-6814 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6815 - To Fly Lanterns Under the Rising Sun
    SCP-6816 - Every Action Has Its Equal Opposite Reaction
    SCP-6817 - "Esther"
    SCP-6818 - His Toolbox Grew Hands
    SCP-6819 - bio-luminescence
    SCP-6820 - TERMINATION ATTEMPT
    SCP-6821 - Mujeres con Cabezas de Caballo
    SCP-6822 - It’s a Beautiful Day, Today
    SCP-6823 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6824 - Music of the Night
    SCP-6825 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6826 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6827 - THE HAPPY HUG MONKEY
    SCP-6828 - All-Erasing Eraser
    SCP-6829 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6830 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6831 - SKIRTINGBOARDWORLD.
    SCP-6832 - Site-55's Ant Problem
    SCP-6833 - The Piss World
    SCP-6834 - Johanna's Disease
    SCP-6835 - Phantom Airship
    SCP-6836 - The Hole of Our Obligations
    SCP-6837 - THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
    SCP-6838 - Light in the Woods
    SCP-6839 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6840 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6841 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6842 - A Different Phoenix
    SCP-6843 - Trial By Fire III
    SCP-6844 - Hestia
    SCP-6845 - Come Back to Us
    SCP-6846 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6847 - The Ambassalador
    SCP-6848 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6849 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6850 - Feisty Fireball
    SCP-6851 - A Walmart That Wants
    SCP-6852 - Where Best Friends Are Made®
    SCP-6853 - Trial By Fire: Portable Deluxe Edition
    SCP-6854 - Where the Cogcows Roam
    SCP-6855 - No Need to Wine
    SCP-6856 - Look What I Can Do
    SCP-6857 - The Birthday Problem
    SCP-6858 - The Wolf, Down
    SCP-6859 - "dust bunny"
    SCP-6860 - Memories Bloom Under Moonlight
    SCP-6861 - Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus
    SCP-6862 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6863 - Toxic Positivity
    SCP-6864 - Belwood Staffing
    SCP-6865 - Lives Done Quick
    SCP-6866 - Ash Mountain
    SCP-6867 - Lucky Bucky: The Incredible, Miraculous, Diving Horse!
    SCP-6868 - Bubbly Bobby the Rubber Ducky
    SCP-#### - The sad man
    SCP-6870 - The Squeaky Wheel
    SCP-6871 - In the Blink of an Eye
    SCP-6872 - A Way Out
    SCP-6873 - Trial By Fire
    SCP-6874 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6875 - Paleolithic Containment Site
    SCP-6876 - Disgusting
    SCP-6877 - Eternal Heights
    SCP-6878 - Art-Expon
    SCP-6879 - Mr. Kaboom
    SCP-6880 - Boiling Blood
    SCP-6881 - Project: SERAPIS
    SCP-6882 - BREACHED
    SCP-6883 - a story about metamorphosis and a castle
    SCP-6884 - British Big Cats
    SCP-6885 - Welcome to Baymonte View!
    SCP-6886 - At The Center
    SCP-6887 - Remember Us
    SCP-6888 - Extratemporal Funeral Home
    SCP-6889 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6890 - Tales of Terror
    SCP-6891 - How to Cure Anxiety Without Really Trying
    SCP-6892 - A memo to all Site-32 staff.
    SCP-6893 - The Auxilium House
    SCP-6894 - Project Qahhar
    SCP-6895 - Sir Nicholas is Coming to Town
    SCP-6896 - The Sin Eater
    SCP-6897 - You Won't Believe How the Sausage is Made!
    SCP-6898 - Blue Hawaii
    SCP-6899 - A Little Piece Of Me
    

    6900 to 6999

    SCP-6900-D - The House of Stars
    SCP-6901 - Loss
    SCP-6902 - Lost Luggage
    SCP-6903 - Just a Mirror
    SCP-6904 - Cast Iron Canon
    SCP-6905 - I'll See You in the Spring.
    SCP-6906 - I'd Rather Not…
    SCP-6907 - The Greatest* God of Death of All Time
    SCP-6908 - Stasis
    SCP-6909 - The Neverending Struggle
    SCP-6910 - Ms. Reminisce
    SCP-6911 - All I need is a little me time.
    SCP-6912 - Wanted Dead or Alive
    SCP-6913 - A Mug Only a Mother Could Love
    SCP-6914 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6915 - Flies
    SCP-6916 - Hiraeth and the Land of My Fathers
    SCP-6917 - For God and Brotherhood
    SCP-6918 - The Moments That Make Up a Dull Day
    SCP-6919 - The Insistence of Memory
    SCP-6920 - Ghost Crime in Kansas
    SCP-6921 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6922 - Agent Lou of the CWPA
    SCP-6923 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6924 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6925 - Jailbreak
    SCP-6926 - Ho Ho Whatever
    SCP-6927 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6928 - "All-Age Empathy"
    SCP-6929 - Nothing Calls Memories to Mind Better Than the Smell of Soil.
    SCP-6930 - 🔴 Paty Is Streaming Now!
    SCP-6931 - Though the Sky, It Was Grey
    SCP-6932 - Sensei
    SCP-6933 - A Thorn in the Side of History
    SCP-6934 - Saint Elmo's Fire
    SCP-6935 - "And Who Will Forgive Us When He's Gone?"
    SCP-6936 - Unforgivable
    SCP-6937 - The Web of Mother Twilight
    SCP-6938 - Alex Thorley Gets A Gift Horse
    SCP-6939 - My waifu took my lifeu— ★☆☆☆☆
    SCP-6940 - Beyond the Door and Through the Trees
    SCP-6941 - Nostalgic Grocery Store
    SCP-6942 - Darwin's Nightmare
    SCP-6943 - Shootout In Chicago
    SCP-6944 - A Moment of Your (Life)Time
    SCP-6945 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6946 - Corregidor
    SCP-6947 - Around the world, around the world
    SCP-6948 - Midnight, the Stars and You
    SCP-6949 - Money Doesn't Grow on Trees
    SCP-6950 - The Ghost of Wendy's Road
    SCP-6951 - Loyalty to the Company
    SCP-6952 - Hephaestus's Anomalous Weapons Manual
    SCP-6953 - UNAUTHORIZED DATABASE ENTRY
    SCP-6954 - The De-Grammerificator
    SCP-6955 - The World That Was Smiling When I Turned
    SCP-6956 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6957 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6958 - The Tower, and Those That We Have Lost
    SCP-6959 - A Very Strange Fumo
    SCP-6960 - Mobile Task Fanfic
    SCP-6961 - Hate the Message, Not the Messenger
    SCP-6962 - Master Exploder
    SCP-6963 - It’s All Been Wasted Time
    SCP-6964 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-6965 - The Hoping Machines
    SCP-6966-EX - The Backrooms
    SCP-6967 - Free Fallin'
    SCP-6968 - Fantastic Fearsome Critters
    SCP-6969 - the joke is sex
    SCP-6970 - foundation that tortures you
    SCP-6971 - Nuclearity
    SCP-6972 - An intro to 'The Integumentary Department'
    SCP-6973 - SCP-XXXX - A Self-Referential Neural Network
    SCP-6974 - A Couple's Camera
    SCP-6975 - Universal Reset Button
    SCP-6976 - Don't go breaking my heart
    SCP-6977 - Whatever Happened to Officer Big Mac?
    SCP-6978 - The Hand on a Sibling's Throat
    SCP-6979 - Night Parade of a Single Demon
    Unexplained Artifact #6980 - The Shape of Things to Come
    SCP-6981 - Moon Pyramid
    SCP-6982 - I rember 😊
    SCP-6983 - Kelvin
    SCP-6984 - This Is Spın̈al Tap
    SCP-6985 - The Anti-Spider!
    SCP-6986 - Magician's Tombstone
    SCP-6987 - Your Legally Entitled Coverage As An Employee of the SCP Foundation (Provided by Goldbaker-Reinz Ltd.)
    SCP-6988 - Contagious Omniscience
    SCP-6989 - Clouds and Clouds, All Around
    SCP-6990 - The Truth about Ancient Aliens
    SCP-6991 - Den
    SCP-6992 - Nature's Cycle
    SCP-6993 - According To All Known Studies On Neuroscience, There Is No Way That A Brain Should Be Able To Spin
    SCP-6994 - Sins of the Water, Crimes of the Son
    SCP-6995 - Cannabincognito
    SCP-6996 - Does the Red Moon Howl?
    SCP-6997 - De Rerum Natura
    SCP-6998 - SCP Author Cerastes's Untitled SCP-6000 Contest Entry
    SCP-6999 - Nearer, My God, To Thee
    

22. #22

    Keys: SCP Series VIII, Series 8

    7000 to 7099

    SCP-7000 - The Loser
    SCP-7001 - Site-19
    SCP-7002 - The Hungry Season
    SCP-7003 - Three White Horses
    SCP-7004 - Insane, Wailing, Feral.
    SCP-7005 - The Neon God
    SCP-7006 - Initiative
    SCP-7007 - Misfortune Gorge
    SCP-7008 - A Single Plastic Rose
    SCP-7009 - All Roads Lead To Rome
    SCP-7010 - We Will Endure
    SCP-7011 - MICROMANAGEMENT
    SCP-7012 - chaos you are my angel
    SCP-7013 - Thirteen Indeed
    SCP-7014 - Praise Be Unto Thee, Oh Dice Gods
    SCP-7015 - Mangaka in the High Castle: Melancholy of the Rising Sun
    SCP-7016 - Mutually Assured Destruction
    SCP-7017 - The Platonic Conspiracy
    SCP-7018 - The Long Winding Road
    SCP-7019 - Premonition
    SCP-7020 - The Voyagers
    SCP-7021 - Out Of Luck
    SCP-7022 - Providence
    SCP-7023 - The Last Remaining Variant
    SCP-7024 - Lucky Cola (or the dirty secret of why it tastes so good)
    SCP-7025 - You Will Be Killed By A Bus
    SCP-7026 - A Shoe that Explodes You
    SCP-7027 - A is for Annihilation
    SCP-7028 - The Poor Sisters of Divine Restoration
    SCP-7029 - Here Comes the Airplane!
    SCP-7030 - What Comes to Pass
    SCP-7031 - Down Under, Up Above
    SCP-7032 - Sister Sanguine
    AO-19377033 - Round and Round
    SCP-7034 - Æ is for Aerials
    SCP-7035 - Wonder Coast
    SCP-7036 - Bewildered
    SCP-7037 - A Lucky Clover
    SCP-7038 - Mother of Miseries
    SCP-7039 - The Parasocial Social Club
    SCP-7040 - Confusion and Delay
    SCP-7041 - Won't You Think of the Children?
    SCP-7042 - Mother Nature's Sketchbook
    SCP-7043 - Murphy Law in… Skip 7043 - THE MONTAUK FALCON!
    SCP-7044 - Therapy Bird
    SCP-7045 - "Is this your tape recorder?"
    SCP-7046 - Unwilling Blood
    SCP-7047 - Domino Theory
    SCP-7048 - Interactive Home Media Entertainment
    SCP-7049 - A Place of Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth
    SCP-7050 - The Great Filter, and What Lies Beyond
    SCP-7051 - Never Truly Alone
    SCP-7052 - Spoons in Butt
    SCP-7053 - Sherman the Turtle Tank
    SCP-7054 - Peter's Pop-Up Pub
    SCP-7055 - World War Tree
    SCP-7056 - The Site-43 Seal of Solidarity
    SCP-7057 - A Person?
    SCP-7058 - The Jester King's Court
    SCP-7059 - Free Falling
    SCP-7060 - A Place of No Fortune
    SCP-7061 - Whiskers' Revenge
    SCP-7062 - A Heart Run Dry
    SCP-7063 - Not My Own, Not My Own
    SCP-7064 - Manly Man and the Power of Friendship
    SCP-7065 - Mongolian Tapeworm
    SCP-7066 - Zombie Simpsons
    SCP-7067 - The man who knew far too specifically
    SCP-7068 - The Endless Art Gallery
    SCP-7069 - VKTM Presents: Reader x You!
    SCP-7070 - Amaranthine
    SCP-7071 - Wiggly
    SCP-7072 - SANDWICHES
    SCP-7073 - Vincent Bohart and the Golden Goose
    SCP-7074 - Asymptotic Bubble
    SCP-7075 - "Twins"
    SCP-7076 - The Graduating Class of '76
    SCP-7077 - Where Sky Meets Sea
    SCP-7078 - The Museum for Know-it-alls
    SCP-7079 - The Chiasma of Our Understanding
    SCP-7080 - Alter Ego.
    SCP-7081 - For Memory's Sake
    SCP-7082 - Hyperliminality
    SCP-7083 - The Trance
    SCP-7084 - The Tree that Feeds
    SCP-7085 - Pluck
    SCP-7086 - Alternative Reincarnation
    SCP-7087 - Beware the Bioluminescent Abyss
    SCP-7088 - Knuckerholes
    SCP-7089 - The Frost-Bite
    SCP-7090 - The Girl With The Sun In Her Head
    SCP-7091 - B is for Blood-Borne
    SCP-7092 - So Long Space Cowboys
    SCP-7093 - Luxuriant Soul, Crescent Moon
    SCP-7094 - The Rust Belt
    SCP-7095 - Bad Toys from a Bad Dimension
    SCP-7096 - Sniper at work on hold job seeking
    SCP-7097 - The Gossip Fly
    SCP-7098 - A Stupid SCP
    SCP-7099 - A-Net: Radio Made Fun!™
    

    7100 to 7199

    SCP-7100 - At Rainbow's End
    SCP-7101 - Ms. Fortune
    SCP-7102 - "Goldie"
    SCP-7103 - Statued
    SCP-7104 - Hall of Damnation
    SCP-7105 - I'D BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU
    SCP-7106 - The Preacher
    SCP-7107 - Arrested Epiphany
    SCP-7108 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7109 - These Woods Have Eyes
    SCP-7110 - End of Kyoto Scenario
    SCP-7111 - A World of Chance
    SCP-7112 - Loveless
    SCP-7113 - C is for Closers
    SCP-7114 - The Fangoddess
    SCP-7115 - American Meat
    SCP-7116 - Frequency Modulation 182.3
    SCP-7117 - The Cycle of PHOBOS
    SCP-7118 - Self-Promotion
    SCP-7119 - Making Waves (hate you)
    SCP-7120 - Superego, Stolen
    SCP-7121 - Cawsing Cawllateral Damage
    SCP-7122 - The Camera
    SCP-7123 - Dice with Death
    SCP-7124 - Dinah Ridah
    SCP-7125 - God of Myself
    SCP-7126 - Dead Ovation
    SCP-7127 - You go to the store.
    SCP-7128 - The Keepsakes
    SCP-7129 - Mortem Day Education System
    SCP-7130 - His Shared Sin
    SCP-7131 - The Face of Execution
    SCP-7132 - 011-AMOS and the Reverse Trolley Problem
    SCP-7133 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7134 - Born 'Neath a Lucky Star
    SCP-7135 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7136 - Looking at it One Way
    SCP-7137 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7138 - Eye Has Not Seen
    SCP-7139 - Printed Problems
    SCP-7140 - Mysterium
    SCP-7141 - Story of my Life
    SCP-7142 - Oesophagus Lattice
    SCP-7143 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7144 - Overprotective Hot Dog Cart
    SCP-7145 - Signs Point to Yes
    SCP-7146 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7147 - What Could Have Been
    SCP-7148 - שאול זבת חלב ודבש
    SCP-7149 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7150 - A Series of Misfortunate Events
    SCP-7151 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7152 - Water to Wine
    SCP-7153 - I'll tell you anyfin!
    SCP-7154 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7155 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7156 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7157 - Original the Character
    SCP-7158 - A Happy Day and Too Many More
    SCP-7159 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7160 - D is for Dermatology
    SCP-7161 - The Suicide Room
    SCP-7162 - Lo Barato Sale Caro (Pinche Rana Envidiosa)
    SCP-7163 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7164 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7165 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7166 - Never Strikes Twice
    SCP-7167 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7168 - Megajuana
    SCP-7169 - Big Atmosphere Planetary GF
    SCP-7170 - Within Hindsight
    SCP-7171 - Skywatching
    SCP-7172 - Technical Difficulties
    SCP-7173 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7174 - The Faith to Connect People
    SCP-7175 - The Sisterhood of the Anomalous Jorts
    SCP-7176 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7177 - Business as Usual
    SCP-7178 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7179 - E is for Eternity
    SCP-7180 - Everything will be OK
    SCP-7181 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7182 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7183 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7184 - Subterranea
    SCP-7185 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7186 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7187 - And The Forest Fell Silent
    SCP-7188 - Where it all comes from.
    SCP-7189 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7190 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7191 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7192 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7193 - The Molder's Arsenal
    SCP-7194 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7195 - Alex Thorley Gets A Cat
    SCP-7196 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7197 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7198 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7199 - Do Me a Favor and be Grateful for Yourself
    

    7200 to 7299

    SCP-7200 - boats.
    SCP-7201 - Desert Crawlers
    SCP-7202 - Hypergingiva
    SCP-7203 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7204 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7205 - Just A Number
    SCP-7206 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7207 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7208 - The Dice Always Land
    SCP-7209 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7210 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7211 - Warning: dad jokes will make you bend reality.
    SCP-7212 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7213 - And I Feel Fine
    SCP-7214 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7215 - I'm Scheduled To Be Sick That Day
    SCP-7216 - 320 Papaloy!
    SCP-7217 - Love On Many Levels
    SCP-7218 - Queen Of Kings
    SCP-7219 - F is for Fallout
    SCP-7220 - I, Not Robot
    SCP-7221 - It's Mime-tic
    SCP-7222 - Pool Boy
    SCP-7223 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7224 - The Sword and the Crown
    SCP-7225 - I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
    SCP-7226 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7227 - The Other Alex Thorley
    SCP-7228 - Deflated
    SCP-7229 - Lost Eternally Amidst Profound Yearning
    SCP-7230 - Self-Sufficient Sbarro
    SCP-7231 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7232 - The Banshee's Lament
    SCP-7233 - The Astroneer
    SCP-7234 - G is for Grease
    SCP-7235 - The Knowledge
    SCP-7236 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7237 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7238 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7239 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7240 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7241 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7242 - Cursed Submarine
    SCP-7243 - Room Temperature Room
    SCP-7244 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7245 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7246 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7247 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7248 - Sail. Chase. Plunder.
    SCP-7249 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7250 - You Make Your Own
    SCP-7251 - Abyssopelagic Fungus
    SCP-7252 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7253 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7254 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7255 - Sauna Bonds
    SCP-7256 - Stagnation
    SCP-7257 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7258 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7259 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7260 - Daisy
    SCP-7261 - Interview with a Tlahuelpuchi
    SCP-7262 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7263 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7264 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7265 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7266 - the fun i'm having is out of this world
    SCP-7267 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7268 - The Spark of Life
    SCP-7269 - Las Hormigas
    SCP-7270 - Carnivorous cap
    SCP-7271 - The game has begun
    SCP-7272 - Iscatbul (Not Kotstantinople)
    SCP-7273 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7274 - Vascular Parasite
    SCP-7275 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7276 - Melodic Enigma
    SCP-7277 - There will be a Reckoning
    SCP-7278 - Wrath of a Fae
    SCP-7279 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7280 - The Hollow Trooper
    SCP-7281 - Ocean αγαπώ
    SCP-7282 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7283 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7284 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7285 - A simpler time
    SCP-7286 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7287 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7288 - Long Distance Relationship
    SCP-7289 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7290 - Bullet Hell
    SCP-7291 - Ȝ is for Ȝesundheit
    SCP-7292 - Legacy of Love™️
    SCP-7293 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7294 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7295 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7296 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7297 - It Wasn't Curiosity This Time
    SCP-7298 - Made In Montenegro
    SCP-7299 - The Somewhat Extravagant Story of Researcher Markus Fairweather
    

    7300 to 7399

    SCP-7300 - PLANKTON!!!
    SCP-7301 - Site-301 receives 3 pages of paper
    SCP-7302 - Teratophilia
    SCP-7303 - H is for "Health"
    SCP-7304 - This one has a woman in it
    SCP-7305 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7306 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7307 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7308 - Legally Distinct Yeti
    SCP-7309 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7310 - DJ Killed The Radio Star
    SCP-7311 - Insecure Facility Dossier
    SCP-7312 - For the Honour, for the Faith
    SCP-7313 - Simulated
    SCP-7314 - Horn of Plenty
    SCP-7315 - Earworms and Workaholics
    SCP-7316 - Bets Against The Void
    SCP-7317 - The Einherjar of Site-61
    SCP-7318 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7319 - Reuknighted
    SCP-7320 - Serendipity
    SCP-7321 - Time-Reversed Corpse
    SCP-7322 - Trial of the Century
    SCP-7323 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7324 - Golden Fox
    SCP-7325 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7326 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7327 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7328 - Alien Evasion
    SCP-7329 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7330 - space apollyon i guess
    SCP-7331 - METASTASIZATION
    SCP-7332 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7333 - Business Lizard
    SCP-7334 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7335 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7336 - The Last Theorem
    SCP-7337 - Yata no Karasu
    SCP-7338 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7339 - The Leopard Hunt Game
    SCP-7340 - I is for "Incision"
    SCP-7341 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7342 - Radiation Eating Reptile
    SCP-7343 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7344 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7345 - Important, Attention Stealing Title!
    SCP-7346 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7347 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7348 - The Bare Minimum
    SCP-7349 - Vigor Mortis
    SCP-7350 - Kancra Bodas
    SCP-7351 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7352 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7353 - Axe of Grammarcles
    SCP-7354 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7355 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7356 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7357 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7358 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7359 - Choose Your Own SCP Adventure
    SCP-7360 - One Man's Treasure
    SCP-7361 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7362 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7363 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7364 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7365 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7366 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7367 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7368 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7369 - The Status Quo Is God
    SCP-7370 - The Heel
    SCP-7371 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    EE-7372 - Killers, Thieves, and Lawyers
    SCP-7373 - Screamy.aic
    SCP-7374 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7375 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7376 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7377 - Thief, Traitor, President
    SCP-7378 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7379 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7380 - The Rogue ROV and the Upside-Down Sea
    SCP-7381 - Recovered Device from Jupiter
    SCP-7382 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7383 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7384 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7385 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7386 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7387 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7388 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7389 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7390 - Grimsley Trudge
    SCP-7391 - The Poor Get Poorer
    SCP-7392 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7393 - The Definition of a Human Being
    SCP-7394 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7395 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7396 - J is for 𝙅𝙚𝙩𝙨𝙖𝙢
    SCP-7397 - When Life Gives You Lemons, Don't Show It to Technician Graves or Else Shit Will Hit the Fan One Way or Another
    SCP-7398 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7399 - Notice of Review by the Records, Archival, and Information Security Administration
    

    7400 to 7499

    SCP-7400 - Your Honor, League of Legends
    SCP-7401 - Network Connectivity Required
    SCP-7402 - Left is the Future
    SCP-7403 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7404 - Nothing gold can stay.
    SCP-7405 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7406 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7407 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7408 - Metamorphosis
    SCP-7409 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7410 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7411 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7412 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7413 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7414 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7415 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7416 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7417 - Sole Foresight
    SCP-7418 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7419 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7420 - Worst Case Scenario
    SCP-7421 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7422 - A random string of 1s and 0s
    SCP-7423 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7424 - Deep in Your Eyes
    SCP-7425 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7426 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7427 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7428 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7429 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7430 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7431 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7432 - K is for Keystone
    SCP-7433 - Ghosts Like Us
    SCP-7434 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7435 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7436 - Hello? Who is this?
    SCP-7437 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7438 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7439 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7440 - Nameless Bunker
    SCP-7441 - I fucking hate horses
    SCP-7442 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7443 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7444 - God on Rye
    SCP-7445 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7446 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7447 - Alfredo With A Side of Quantum Entanglement
    SCP-7448 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7449 - A Sacrifice
    SCP-7450 - L is for Lamentations
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    SCP-7455 - Silent Colonies
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    SCP-7470 - M is for Moonlight
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    SCP-7473 - Every Pearl's Insides
    SCP-7474 - A Blatant(?) Rip-off
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    7500 to 7599

    SCP-7500 - Luck of the Irish
    SCP-7501 - My Best, Oldest, and Newest Friend
    SCP-7502 - As Inside, So Below
    SCP-7503 - Sacrum Humanum Imperium
    SCP-7504 - Sunrise, Sunset
    SCP-7505 - And Then The Stars Went Out
    SCP-7506 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7509 - Operation Smokescreen
    SCP-7510 - There is nothing within the walled area.
    SCP-7511 - FULL OF EYES
    SCP-7512 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7513 - Fuck Aliens!
    SCP-7514 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7515 - The Parhelion Effect
    SCP-7516 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7519 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7520 - Karma's a bitch spiteful and unpleasant individual
    SCP-7521 - The One Where the Ethics Committee Gets Turned Into Fetuses
    SCP-7522 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7524 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7525 - The Last Christmas
    SCP-7526 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7527 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7528 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7529 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7530 - The Stars Shine Brightly
    SCP-7531 - Chimera
    SCP-7532 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7533 - N is for Neon
    SCP-7534 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7535 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7536 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7538 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7539 - Predatory Bus-iness Practices
    SCP-7540 - The Blazing City and the God of the Moon
    SCP-7541 - Mariana Undertrench
    SCP-7542 - Lost Weapon of the Cold War
    SCP-7543 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7545 - JADE PRELUDE: THE DYING OF THE WOLF
    SCP-7546 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7551 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7555 - ATHAZAGORAPHOBIA
    SCP-7556 - Globster(s)
    SCP-7557 - Monument Valley
    SCP-7558 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7559 - O is for Organs
    SCP-7560 - The Radically Rad Divining Radish
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    SCP-7567 - The Place Where A Lone Dreamer Once Ruled.
    SCP-7568 - The Desire of a Dead Woman.
    SCP-7569 - River Children
    SCP-7570 - Sow the Wind…
    SCP-7571 - A Joy That is Shared is a Joy Made Double
    SCP-7572 - Crossfire
    SCP-7573 - Email Killed The Snailmail Star
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    SCP-7577 - The Third Death, Delayed, Forever.
    SCP-7578 - #GiveRiasGremoryAnEarInfection
    SCP-7579 - Ø IS FOR ØRKESLØS
    SCP-7580 - No More. No. More.
    SCP-7581 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7590 - David Schwimmer Died Again
    SCP-7591 - Alex Thorley Kills A Guy
    SCP-7592 - Did You Know?
    SCP-7593 - House's Inferno
    SCP-7594 - ChatSCP
    SCP-7595 - Telepathic Frogs
    SCP-7596 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7598 - Splodey the Penguin
    SCP-7599 - Poems of the Badalisc
    

    7600 to 7699

    SCP-7600 - Six Feet Under
    SCP-7601 - The Unstoppable Infinity Duck
    SCP-7602 - Containment Procedures Awaiting Your Approval
    SCP-7603-ARC - P is for “Pluto, Previously. Presently Primrose.”
    SCP-7604 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7605 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7606 - The Invincible, Undefeated One
    SCP-7607 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7608 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    KTE-7609-Ochre-Roschild - Casefile Template
    SCP-7610 - Tzaraath Endosymbiont
    SCP-7611 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7615 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7616-ARC - The Ballad of Captain Adrian and Primrose Fatish Von Trevil
    SCP-7617 - Let Me Be a Part of the Narrative, In the Story They Will Write Someday
    SCP-7618 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7622 - Alcoholics Anomalous
    SCP-7623 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7626 - Five Minute Taxi Service
    SCP-7627 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7629 - Sanctuary of The Sky Keepers
    SCP-7630 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7633 - The Nuclear Vault
    SCP-7634 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7644 - The Empty Vale
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    SCP-7666 - UNDERVEGAS ORIENTATION: The House Loses
    SCP-7667 - Glory to Mouldova!
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    SCP-7670 - The Light That Blinds
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    SCP-7676 - The Grand Symphony of 1976
    SCP-7677 - Foundation Auto-Transcriber Beta Test #24
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    SCP-7679 - Journey for Belonging: The Death of Chuck Storms
    SCP-7680 - The History of Site-77 Speedrunning
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    7700 to 7799

    SCP-7700 - Dr. Cimmerian Almost Goes Out On a Limb
    SCP-7701 - The Conqueror Worm
    SCP-7702 - Dragon's Dream
    SCP-7703 - Like a Hole in the Head
    SCP-7704 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7705 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7706 - ZERO-FINITY
    SCP-7707 - SPONTANEOUS LOVE
    SCP-7708 - Autopilot
    SCP-7709 - 🜆
    SCP-7710 - Mordecai Ryder's Smalltown Blues (Ft. Pollution Rhino Rhapsody)
    SCP-7711 - Alone.
    SCP-7712 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7713 - Green with Envy
    SCP-7714 - Fortunate Souls
    SCP-7715 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7717 - Photogenic Apple
    SCP-7718 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7719 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7720 - Printer from Hell
    SCP-7721 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7722 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7723 - Revolving in a Glass, Intact and Trapped
    SCP-7724 - The incredible shrinking Jack Waltzer
    SCP-7725 - S is for Saintly
    SCP-7726 - So long, and thanks for all the fish.
    SCP-7727 - uh oh stinky
    SCP-7728 - I wish you easy passings.
    SCP-7729 - "This Can't Be Everything Of Me"
    SCP-7730 - Uninevitable
    SCP-7731 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7732 - Gravitational Texting
    SCP-7733 - The Limits of Plausibility
    SCP-7734 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    Beyond a Shadow of Doubt (Portland Vice)
    SCP-7738 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7742 - Till Death Do Us Part, But I Think I've Already Passed That Phase
    SCP-7743 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7744 - The End of Comedy
    SCP-7745 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7747 - Asleep in Life's Waiting Room
    SCP-7748 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7755 - A Hole Dug With a Rabbit's Foot
    SCP-7756 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7757 - Steven Y. Hayes does not exist.
    SCP-7758 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7759 - T is for "Transmission"
    SCP-7760 - Unfortunate Events
    SCP-7761 - Consumer Capitalist
    SCP-7762 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7766 - New World Order
    SCP-7767 - An End to All That is Good and Holy
    SCP-7768 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7770 - Stomachache
    SCP-7771 - As Luck Would Have It
    SCP-7772 - Mr. Rogers in a Bloodstained Sweater
    SCP-7773 - The Usual Demons
    SCP-7774 - Damn Hooligans
    SCP-7775 - Convergent Evolution
    SCP-7776 - The UnWell
    SCP-7777 - Heptaphobia
    SCP-7778 - Chancemaker
    SCP-7779 - LE POOF!
    SCP-7780 - Something Wicked This Way Comes
    SCP-7781 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7788 - Asphodel
    SCP-7789 - Agent Vidal in upside down Barcelona
    SCP-7790 - Orientation
    SCP-7791 - Ｎｅｃｅｓｓａｒｙ Ｅｖｉｌ
    SCP-7792 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7795 - Ð is for Ðirteen
    SCP-7796 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7797 - My Eyes Shall Watch
    SCP-7798 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7799 - The Dark Triad and the Neo-Austro-Hungarian Empire
    

    7800 to 7899

    SCP-7800 - Samsara
    SCP-7801 - In Darkness
    SCP-7802 - Decrease the possibility of containment failure.
    SCP-7803 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7804 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7BUS - The Amazing Cross-Dimensional Bus Service™
    SCP-7806 - knees for dado
    SCP-7807 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7808 - Personnel Requirements
    SCP-7809 - Harbringer III: Benthosphere
    SCP-7810 - 🦆 A Duck's Destiny with Doland 🦆
    SCP-7811 - A Comedy of Boarers
    SCP-7812 - Jack Overload
    SCP-7813 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7814 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7815 - Nuclei—osis
    SCP-7816 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7817 - It's Not About the Weasels
    SCP-7818 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7832 - Just. Three. Words.
    SCP-7833 - El Vejigante de Carnival Ponceño
    SCP-7834 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7835 - Galatians 6:7
    SCP-7836 - Wanting To Be Cheddar
    SCP-7837 - Eyes In The Sky
    SCP-7838 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7840 - U is for the Unstrung
    SCP-7841 - V is for Violence
    SCP-7842 - HARBINGER III: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE TRAIN WRECK
    SCP-7843 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7850 - CApTain Buddy and the vicious planet of the Apekin!
    SCP-7851 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7853 - The Enforcer
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    SCP-7865 - Causal Noose
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    SCP-7870 - Goddess at the Bottom of a River
    SCP-7871 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7872 - Non Cogito, Ergo Non Sum
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    SCP-7877 - Special Containment Professionals
    SCP-7878 - Moving Past The Feeling
    SCP-7879 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7880 - Sapient Emacsen
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    SCP-7883 - Bailan las Salitreras
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    SCP-7887 - Reject Modernity, Return To Whale
    SCP-7888 - A Reminder
    SCP-7889 - Lies and Slander
    SCP-7890 - M.T.F. S.O.L., S.N.A.F.U.
    SCP-7891 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7892 - A Shrine to a Peaceful Nation
    SCP-7893 - Bonseye
    SCP-7894 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7895 - Dreaming of Our Hometown
    SCP-7896 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7898 - W is for Walls
    SCP-7899 - Clockwork Apotheosis
    

    7900 to 7999

    SCP-7900 - A Place to Drown in
    SCP-7901 - The Show Will Go On
    SCP-7902 - Nursing Home of Horrors
    SCP-7903 - Yesterday's Gone
    SCP-7904 - A Very Gävlebocken Christmas
    SCP-7905 - FRAGMENTS OF A BROKEN PLANET
    SCP-7906 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7907 - Langmeyer's Laugh Emporium
    SCP-7908 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7909 - …And Then Nothing Happened
    SCP-7910 - Uncomfortably Numb
    SCP-7911 - Bound by the Scars of Time
    SCP-7912 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7917 - The Worst Distance Between Two People
    SCP-7918 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7920 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7921 - The Gift From God
    SCP-7922 - "And for my last trick…"
    SCP-7923 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7924 - The Goat that Kept on Gifting
    SCP-7925 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7926 - POP!!!
    SCP-7927 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7928 - THREAT LEVEL: NULL
    SCP-7929 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7930 - X is for XXX
    SCP-7931 - X is for Xenotransplantation
    SCP-7932 - X is for Xenobiotic
    SCP-7933 - X is for Xing
    SCP-7934 - Monster, by hoax, persister
    SCP-7935 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7936 - Luminous Celestial Bodies
    SCP-7937 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7940 - Reaching Higher
    SCP-7941 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7942 - Happy Pupper
    SCP-7943 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7949 - The Calamity Tourist
    SCP-7950 - Get Over It
    SCP-7951 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7955 - The Ailing Child Of Proteus
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    SCP-7960 - Self-Improvement Koala
    SCP-7961 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7962 - Golden Enlightenment
    SCP-7963 - A Binary of Techno-Liches
    SCP-7964 - [ACCESS DENIED]
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    SCP-7966 - The Father, the Son, and the Holy Davis
    SCP-7967 - We Have No Shepherds
    SCP-7968 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7969 - Time Itself
    SCP-7970 - Horton's Corner
    SCP-7971 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7972 - Y is for Youth
    SCP-7973 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7974 - TTRPGhost
    SCP-7975 - The Chugwater Frogman
    SCP-7976 - All's Ferret in Love & War
    SCP-7977 - [ACCESS DENIED]
    SCP-7978 - The Sausageboy
    SCP-7979 - NO OUTLETs
    SCP-7980 - Z is for Ziggurat
    SCP-7981 - The Shadow Cabal
    SCP-7982 - Glory Days
    SCP-7983 - Unlucky Charms
    KG984 / Frontios
    SCP-7985 - Mylex™
    SCP-7986 - Destiny's Waves
    SCP-7987 - The Irate Gamer
    SCP-7988 - Mood/luck displacement factors
    SCP-7989 - Enjoy Yourself, You’ve Earned It
    SCP-7990 - dado guide to designer rugs
    SCP-7991 - From Heaven I Watch
    SCP-7992 is a Gorilla
    SCP-7993 - American Normalcy
    SCP-7994 - Calamity Jack Kennedy
    SCP-7995 - And Wash This Place Clean from Sin
    SCP-7996 - Losing Interest
    SCP-7997 - Corporate Apotheosis
    SCP-7998 - Eel Days
    SCP-7999 - Meet Me in the Stars
    

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    Keys: K-Class Scenarios

    K-Class Scenarios are hypothetical situations that could have drastic effects on normality or reality, including the end of the world. The Foundation games out what can happen in these events, and authors on the wiki often reference these contingency plans… or times they have failed.

    Scenario: ℵK-Class "Foundation Apotheosis" Scenario Hub: Apotheosis Hub, apotheosis tag Used in: 1 SCP, 1 Tale, 0 Other Definition: A state of affairs in which all humanity that remains exists within Foundation containment. Alternative titles: אK-Class "Foundation Apotheosis" scenario SCPs: SCP-3731 Tales and other articles: Though I Know Not What You Are, Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

    Scenario: TPK-Class "Thaumaturgic Proliferation" Scenario Hub: Apotheosis Hub, apotheosis tag Used in: 4 SCPs, 5 Tales, 0 Other Definition: A scenario in which all of humanity gains powerful thaumaturgic abilities. SCPs: SCP-3396, SCP-3731, SCP-3829, SCP-4420 Tales and other articles: The Shape of a Gun, A New Age of Magic, A Farewell to Arms, Thrive , Though I Know Not What You Are, Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,

    Scenario: ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario Hub: End of Death Hub, end-of-death tag Used in: 14 SCPs, 8 Tales, 2 Other Definition: Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change. SCPs: SCP-3448, SCP-3984, SCP-4260, SCP-4935, SCP-3827, SCP-3866, SCP-4514, SCP-2304, SCP-4979, SCP-4725, SCP-4791, SCP-4206, SCP-6292, D. Ulysses Foole's Proposal Tales and other articles: In The Clutches Of Life, ΩK, Excerpts From The Societal Census Programme ΩK-Class Report, GRANT REQUEST FOR THE PERFECTION OF BRAIN TRANSPLANTS FOR IDENTITY PERPETUATION AS TREATMENT FOR AGE-IMPAIRED IMMORTALITY, 'Hypnotraline' (TR7K2/2UD9X/53GN8), With The Reaper On Retirement, ii tab po c h20 qhs prn pain, Tales Of The Ethics Committee: 5 Reasons The Foundation Wants A Robot Army, The Doctor's Dilemma, Project Damnerung

    Scenario: ED-K-Class "Lethe" Scenario Hub: Team Fuhgeddaboutit Hub, part of the Ad Astra Per Aspera canon (tag) Used in: 2 SCPs, 4 Tales, 2 Other Definition: A high number of ED-K Lethe Events occurring at a rate that both noticeably and negatively impacts human society and results in public awareness of the SCP-3848 phenomenon. SCPs: SCP-3484, SCP-3848 Tales and other articles: Excerpt from The Astrolabe Institute Journal, 'Schulman-NY Programmable Mnestic Device' (AC34D/NC77Q/95DCS), Paperpushing, Headache, Oceanus, Father to All, 25/12/2047

    Scenario: End-of-World K/O Failure Scenario Hub: K/O Failure Scenario Hub Used in: 2 SCPs, 1 Tales, 2 Other Definition: Any scenario in which the Shark Punching Centre is compromised in such a way that it is permanently and utterly unable to complete its mission. Used by the Shark Punching Centre. SCPs: SCP-3760 Tales and other articles: SPC-001, PeppersGhost's Proposal, I guess., After They Broke Our Fists, SPC-172-J

    Scenario: MA-Class Mass Animation Scenario Hub: Mass Animation Hub Used in: 1 SCPs, 4 Tales, 1 Other Definition: Everything with a face on it comes to life. SCPs: SCP-3406 Tales and other articles: Misery Makes Company, The Three Documents of "The Artist Formerly Known As Chuck", UF-00031, Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021, Chaos Praxis

    Scenario: BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario Hub: Team Bird Hub, team-bird tag Used in: 5 SCPs, 5 Tales, 2 Other Definition: The replacement of a significant portion of human consciousness with an incompatible lesser mental state. In Team Bird, this occurred only after Thoth — a hostile avian deity who deemed humanity a fallen race — banished human consciousness as punishment and allowed an alien, avian meme to take its place. Later corresponded with the transformation of humans into bird-like abominations. Alternative Title: BE-Class "Mental Migration" End-of-Thought Scenario SCPs: SCP-3662, SCP-3296, SCP-3362, EE-3570, SCP-3632 Tales and other articles: Join the Flock, Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse, SPC-507, The Sacred Djehuti, Avian Anthology I, UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt, Avian Anthology II

    Scenario: GD-Class Gestalt Dissolution Scenario Hub: Skies Made Strange Hub Used in: 1 SCPs, 5 Tales, 1 Other Definition: By using amnestics to try and prevent the exposure of anomalies to the public, these end up creating their own anomalies themselves. SCPs: SCP-3475 Tales and other articles: A Quiet Night, Into the Woods, Hello, Little Girl, It Takes Two, Children Will Listen, Birth of a New Day

    Scenario: GR-Class Hostile Demiurge Event Used in: 1 SCPs, 1 Tales, 3 Other Definition: N/A SCPs: SCP-3457 Tales and other articles: Obskuracorps Memos Acquired in Operation BLACK ROPE, Archival Document -- HSA-008-Advent, A Man of Clay and Men Formerly Men, Unexplained Location UE-601616

    Scenario: ΔW-class eclipse-of-consciousness scenario Hub: The Magicifient Squelching Blunderbuggers Hub Used in: 2 SCPs, 2 Tales, 0 Other Definition: N/A SCPs: SCP-1798, SCP-3547 Tales and other articles: The Slumbering Prince, The Long Game

    Scenario: YN-Class "Ragnarok" End-of-Knowledge Scenario Hub: Ragnarok Hub Used in: 2 SCPs, 3 Tales, 0 Other Definition: N/A Alternative titles: N/A SCPs: SCP-3488, SCP-3378 Tales and other articles: 0 Texts Found, The Curious Incident of the Contradictory Crocodile, Ragnarok

    Scenario: The Threat Hub: Project Palisade Hub Used in: 3 SCPs, 5 Tales, 1 Other Definition: A scenario involving The Threat, or THE WORM (yes it has to be written in allcaps, that's literally a thing in one of the articles); a multiversal entity beyond human comprehension that can instantly destroy universes, that may or may not be a discarded weapon from a war between even more incomprehensible entities. One particular iteration of the SCP foundation attempts to keep it away from their universe by making an uncountable number of parallel universes. Alternative titles: SCPs: SCP-3818, SCP-3591, WMDD's Proposal Tales and other articles: UIU File: 2017-003, Good Fences Make Good Neighbors, Daffodils, T.K.O., Project Palisade Test Log, In The End

    Scenario: ☿K-Class “World of Babel” Global-Incomprehension Scenario Hub: Team Last Light Hub Used in: 1 SCPs, 2 Tales, 2 Other Definition: A antimemetic cognitohazard meant for use as a weapon is accidentally let loose, causing all who are affected to lose communicative abilities, with words spoken as random gibberish or out of place. SCPs: SCP-3432 Tales and other articles: Not with a Whimper but with a Bang, KTE-6024-Blit-Nuntius, Project Proposal 2024-258, Pizzicato

    Scenario: MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis Used in: 3 SCPs, 6 Tales, 3 Other Definition: Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death. SCPs: SCP-3534, SCP-5514, SCP-5391 Tales and other articles: Embracing The Angels, Project Sensuikan, The Kaiju Sea, A Storm More Foul, A Land Less Fair, GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CYBERNETIC MODIFICATION OF THE CORPSE OF THE CROCOTEUTHIS GIGANTIS, Awakening, Queen of the Monsters, Critter Profile: Cappi!, Reviviscence

    Scenario: ARBH-Class "Insect Hell" Scenario Hub: ARBH Class Hub, insect-hell tag Used in: 2 SCPs, 2 Tales, 2 Other Definition: A scenario where any species or populace of insects, by anomalous means, becomes a direct threat to the human race and its environment. SCPs: SCP-3916, SCP-3879, SCP-4991 Tales and other articles: Critter Profile: Genghis!, ARBH-Class Debrief File, The Morality of Insects, The Last of LARPA, Zero Hour, Apologies and Redemption

    Scenario: Öß-Class "Multi-Universal Amalgamation" Scenario Used in: 4 SCPs, 2 Tales, 0 Other Definition: Interaction of our universe with another. SCPs: SCP-3582, SCP-5082, SCP-CN-1997, SCP-042-INT Tales and other articles: A Small Town in Arizona, Universal Collision

    Title Definition Articles XP-Class "Reality Blue Screen" Scenario N/A Vending Machine Bug Report, How To Make A Focus Of Ultimate Power A Guide HB "Beepocalpyse" Scenario Anomalous bees infest the brains of everyone on earth. SCP-3368, I Don't Want To Bee Alone, What if People Were Bees?, SCP-2000-B هلاك-Class "Darkbody" End-of-All-Worlds Scenario N/A Dusk, djkaktus's Proposal II, Dimensions 2, 3, and Onward Ϡ-Class "Death-of-the-Mind's-Eye" Scenario N/A UTE-9839 Tashkent-Class "Cross-Pollination" Scenario Imminent alteration of reality or eradication of all human life is caused by the interaction between two anomalous objects of a radically different type. Tufto’s Proposal ZK-λ-Class "Cosmic Fragmentation" Scenario N/A SCP-3426, Exploration Log 3426-UA-13C

    AE-K Class "Atlantis-Alethia 'Amnestics Absolution' Event Escalation" Scenario Also known as an Alethia Event, it causes humans outside of the Veil to recall memories of encountering the anomalous along with their amnesticization. It is similarly related to Lethe Events, although there seems to be no correlation between the rates of both events. SCP-055-INT AS-Class Normalcy Alteration Scenario The lives of people are altered significantly by non-anomalous things such the internet. SCP-3368 AU-Class End of The World Scenario The result of testing SCP-475 with Australian Church of Australia's Religion SCP-475 BB-Class Universal Formation event The creation of the universe in a 'Big Bang' scenario. SCP-4417 BC-Class Universal Collapse event The natural end of the universe in a 'Big Crunch' scenario. SCP-4417 CCK-Class Copyright Infringement Lawsuit Scenario The SCP-Wiki is sued out of existence in real life. CCK-class "Copyright Infringement Lawsuit" Scenario ⚳θ-Class Scenario Loop An event that occurs reliably with a deity on certain dates or seasons. SCP-5327 δK-class "Really Bad Time" Scenario N/A SCP-5764 DK-Class Reality Invasion / K-Class-Invasion-Scenario Entities from another Universe (E.g., Nazis) decide to conquer our Universe. SCP-028-DE DT-Class Split Timeline scenario Rare (and non-apocalyptic) event in which the timeline branches into two parallel causalities. Most frequently caused by the malfunction of Temporal Distortion Engines. SCP-3176 EB-Class Ontological Breakdown N/A SCP-2721 EI-K-Class Informational Breakdown scenario One or more methods of information transfer become irreparably compromised. SCP-3317 EP-class "Thought Tyrant" scenario A significant part of human thinking is dominated by a single entity, group of person. SCP-4228 Great Convergence (GC) K-Class Scenario As a result of the breaking down of barriers between realities, multiple realities merge resulting in the likely destruction of all universes involved. SCP-7805 Gimel-Class Mass-Dementia Scenario N/A SCP-3493 Götterdämmerung Scenario N/A SCP-319 Inter-Reality Paradox scenario N/A SCP-3493 KF-Class Nomenclative Breakdown Scenario N/A SCP-PL-253 MF-Class "Spilled Milk" Scenario Witnessed only in a dream. Based on the archetype of "The Flood"; a biblical flood composed of milk. SCP-3739 Mulberry-Class "End of Predation" Scenario N/A SCP-7472 O0-Class Ontological Shift Scenario N/A SCP-4634 Oak-Class "Endless Nuts" Scenario N/A SCP-7472 PHK-Class "Specter Storm" Multiplanetary-Attack Scenario The collective ghosts of a large group begin to haunt the entirety of several planets. SCP-6533 PT-Class Paradoxical Time Breakdown Scenario An event where a harmful time paradox has occurred causing time and/or the timeline to be "broken". SCP-4255, Shin-Sophist "Global Religious Dissolution" Scenario The subversion or dismantlement of humanity's religious institutions and dogmatic beliefs en masse. SCP-4519 SK-ε-class ("Invasion") scenario A scenario when an extraterrestrial species invades or intercepts humanity. SCP-6812 SMK-Class "One Versus Everyone" Scenario A single entity perceives the Foundation as a threat and attempts to destroy it in its entirety, resulting in a breach of the Veil. SCP-4640 Sycamore-Class "Squirrel-d Peace" Scenario N/A SCP-7472 θ-Class Scenario Events caused or suffered by or because of a deity. SCP-5327 class TCF (Total Contaminant Failure) N/A SCP-2470 (RU) XD-Class Scenario N/A SCP-5488 χK-Class ("Crowning-of-Death") Scenario The inadvertent containment breach of SCP-4260, resulting in universal supremacy of Death and the probability of life's continuation becoming approximately zero. SCP-4260 תK-Class Scenario N/A Kate McTiriss's Proposal ██-class end of the world scenario N/A SCP-1000 █K-class scenario N/A SCP-453 Vaxt τ-Class "Chronography Change" Scenario A temporal paradox is formed, altering the present timeline due to actions in the past. SCP-4437 UZ-Class Grey Goo scenario See NK Noir Box Proposal 𝑥k-Class Lack of Consistency Scenario Occurs when all consistency within the Foundation fails. SCP-6727

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