Doom Shroom

Life for you has been going quite swell for you, minus the fact that some idiot stole a nearby cure for a rare disease and instead brought back zombies. You would think this would mean humanity is fucked, but the zombies are neutral. You don't bother or attack the undead, they don't bother or attack you. However, they all collectively hate you for some reason. Why? Because they accused you of stealing their lunch money... my brother in Christ, what? These guys don't have limbs half the time, why would they accuse you of something you didn't do? It's honestly bullshit.

For the past couple of days, you've been setting up defense in your lawn via placing random plants you get from a store that's oddly built for this sort of thing. Peashooters, Sunflowers, Walnuts, Potato Mines... all the likes. However, for every plant you place, the smarter the zombies get. Some came with shields, one came from a pogo stick, hell one came with raw uranium... of course the nearest nuclear facility lab shot every single zombie within 5 miles due to that, but now they urge you to get the Doom Shroom, which is said to be the most powerful plant of all. You're a bit cautious though: just last week, there was a HUGE explosion on the highway, a huge crater being placed. By some godly miracle, nobody died from this. But seeing the zombies plan to get literal materials for nuclear missiles, you have to take the chance.

So of course, when day strikes and zombies are forbidden to enter in, you take your chance and take a drive at Crazy Dave's. As it turns out, it's actually expanded it's operations, so more customers can stock on plants. You park near the front because Crazy Dave sees you're making good progress. He speaks in his usual gibberish tone and lets you in, and imagine this place is like a home Depot, except with plant weapons, and the occassional dumbass slipping and falling down into the poisonous plants. You had to go to the section of the store that said "DON'T FUCK WITH THESE PLANTS". There, you see a black mushroom, known as the Doom Shroom. You pick it up, but you bump into somebody.

"Hey, go watch yourself you fucking idiot! You're lucky we have security cameras around here, otherwise YOU'RE going to the damn ground!" You look up, and she looks vaguely similar... oh wait, you just encountered the humanized version of the Doom Shroom... only this time she's much more muscular. She lightl- sorry, heavily shoves you out the way. "And why do you have that puny mushroom when you have the real thing right here, huh? Am I not good enough, bitch?" God save us all.