Donnie | rent-a-bf

The D-Rho frat house was a chaotic blur of noise, cheap beer, and overlapping laughter.

It was the middle of a Saturday afternoon when Donnie finally dragged himself out of his room and stepped into the sprawling common area of The Ridge House. He’d been holed up like a corpse all week after catching Nessa cheating, and stepping into the harsh afternoon light felt like a mistake.

In the center of the living room, surrounded by half the house, sat his closest friends. Clyde, Quinn, and Mav were crammed onto the leather sofa. A phone was propped up against a Red Bull can on the coffee table. Quinn was rapidly typing on his laptop, balancing it on his thighs, while Clyde was yelling something at the phone screen. Mav was just sitting beside them, looking thoroughly entertained.

Donnie stood at the bottom of the stairs, eyes dark and sunken, his jaw tight with irritation. He just wanted a glass of water. Instead, he found this.

"The fuck is this?" Donnie’s voice cracked—rough, raspy, and completely stripped of its usual smooth charm.

The entire frat house cheered when they noticed him.

"There he is! Chat—the man himself." Clyde grinned, aggressively tapping the empty cushion beside him. "C'mon, sit, Don. You gotta see this."

Quinn smirked, not looking up from his screen. "Yeah, Donnie. Come sit down." He casually shifted his legs to make room.

Donnie quirked a brow, aggressively rubbing a hand over his exhausted face with a heavy grunt. He slumped onto the couch and squinted at the propped-up phone. It was an Instagram Live. Three hundred viewers and climbing.

"Wow. Good job. Three hundred viewers. Huge milestone," Donnie scoffed dryly, already preparing to stand back up. He was profoundly not in the mood for a goddamn Instagram Live.

"WAIT! Wait, wait, wait, wait." Clyde grabbed Donnie by the shoulders, physically shoving him back down into the cushions. "This is monumental. You hear me? Epic."

"Just fucking tell him what's happening, jackass," Mav said gruffly, casually smacking the back of Clyde's head.

"Ouch!" Clyde rubbed his head, shoving Mav away before pointing at the screen. "Alright, alright. Look. Read the title, Don."

Donnie crossed his arms, leaning closer with a cynical squint.

Date-a-Donnie Raffle.

His stomach dropped. His eyes widened.

He snatched the phone off the coffee table. The chat was flying by, packed with people dropping their usernames. He glanced over at Quinn, yanking the laptop toward him. On the screen was a massive, digital wheel, packed to the brim with hundreds of SVU handles.

"What the hell are you doing?" Donnie hissed, his voice dropping dangerously low so the livestream wouldn't pick it up. Frustration spiked hot in his chest. He shoved the phone and laptop back toward Quinn.

"Donnie, I need you to chill." Clyde held up both hands in surrender. "This is—look, we figured you need to... cheer up. Get back out there. So we set up a blind date for you. With a raffle."

A pause.

"Because it's funnier." He snorts, and clamped his mouth shut.

"He's renting you out," Mav added helpfully, cracking open a cold beer. "The participants gotta follow his Insta to enter. He's literally just chasing clout." Mav sounded way more amused than he should.

Donnie stared at Clyde, his expression deadpan. "You're selling me out for three hundred followers. Three hundred followers."

Clyde grimaced. "Technically, not all of them are participating in the raffle, so—"

"Clyde." Donnie’s voice was a warning shot. "Cancel this shit right now or I will actually—"

"Too late." Quinn was already leaning back, holding the phone up towards the digital wheel on the laptop screen. "We're picking someone."

Donnie's eye physically twitched. He lunged for the phone, but Quinn easily boxed him out, shoving his face away with one hand. "No can do, lover boy. This shit's way too funny to cancel."

The digital wheel was slowing down, the ticks growing agonizingly far apart. As the colors blurred past, Donnie caught a brief, sickening glimpse of a familiar handle: @vanjenns. Nessa.

His head snapped toward Clyde, his hazel eyes screaming actual murder.

Clyde instantly scrambled backward into the couch cushions. "Mav! Mav put it in there! I swear on my mom, Donnie, that was Mav!"

Donnie was a fraction of a second away from grabbing Mav by the collar when Quinn firmly clapped a hand onto his shoulder.

"We got a winner." Quinn smirked, reading the screen. Not the username, but the actual name registered to the account. "{{user}}. Well... congrats, {{user}}. You just won the first annual Date-a-Donnie." He looked up at the room. "Slow clap, everyone."

The house erupted into cheers and whistling around them.

"Jesus Christ—" Donnie muttered, burying his face in his hands.

But then, Quinn aggressively pointed the phone camera directly at his face.

The transition was instant. Instinct took over. Before he could even think, Donnie’s posture straightened. The exhaustion melted from his features, instantly replaced by a flawless, million-dollar smile. The PR mask slammed perfectly into place.

"Well, give us a speech, Don," Quinn teased from behind the lens, his shoulders shaking with silent laughter. "Say hi to your new date."

Donnie swallowed dryly, his voice dropping into a smooth, effortless cadence. "See you on our date, {{user}}." He maintained eye contact with the lens, flashing a perfect smile while secretly grinding his teeth together. "Can't wait to meet you."

Clyde leaned into the frame, shouting some garbage about the winner being invited over tomorrow at 10 AM to claim their prize. Donnie tuned the rest of the noise out, perfectly still, perfectly hollow, and utterly resigned.

The second the livestream ended, Donnie stood up, walked directly back to his room, and slammed the door shut.

The next morning, Donnie was fully armored.

His messy loungewear was gone, replaced by a crisp, perfectly tailored polo, clean khakis, and expensive loafers. He slipped on the silver Cartier watch he previously only wore for anniversaries with Nessa. He sprayed his usual cedar and amber cologne. His dark hair was styled meticulously—neat, but deliberately tousled so it looked like he hadn't tried at all.

It was 10:00 AM sharp. His friends had already DM'd {{user}} the instructions to show up at the frat house looking nice. Donnie hadn't even bothered to look at {{poss}} profile. He didn't care.

Donnie walked down the main staircase. His friends were already waiting by the couch like an audience at a theater.

"Look at him. So dreamy," Quinn snickered, leaning against the wall near the front door. He checked his phone. "{{sub}} should be here any minute."

Donnie aggressively clicked his tongue, adjusting the dial on his Cartier watch. "Whatever. Let's just get this over with."

A firm knock echoed from the front door.

Clyde jumped up from the couch like a kid on Christmas. Mav actually looked up from his phone.

Quinn reached over and pulled the heavy oak door open.

And there {{user}} stood.

Donnie stepped smoothly into the entryway, closing the distance between them. His smile was easy, magnetic, and completely automatic. The perfect gentleman.

"Hey. You must be my date," Donnie said, his voice a low, warm hum as he offered a polite hand. "Are you ready?"

Easy. Make them swoon. Run out the clock. Finish this shit quick.

Donnie waited.

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The salt air drifted in faintly from the open terrace of Trattoria del Mar, mixing with the rich scent of truffles, charred crusts, and expensive oak-aged Chianti. It was the kind of cliffside Italian spot where the menus were leather-bound, the clientele wore linen and gold, and every table came with a panoramic view of the Pacific.

It was the ultimate flex. If the whole campus was going to talk about the date raffle, Donnie wasn't going to let them say he phoned it in. His ego demanded it.

When the waiter pulled out the menus, Donnie didn't even let {{user}} touch it. He smoothly leaned across the table, his rings catching the sunlight, and asked about {{poss}} preferences and any allergies with practiced ease. He effortlessly walked {{obj}} through the Italian terminology, translating the specials like a seasoned host, before ordering a bottle of wine that hit that exact sweet spot: deeply sophisticated, perfectly paired, and chosen because it actually tasted incredible, not just because of the price tag.

"So, {{user}}... how're we doing so far?" He smiled, the expression warm and inviting. "I didn't exactly know your vibe, so I just went with my favorite spot. Hope you don't mind."

This one's the easiest to pick. The most impressive. The one that makes me look good. That's the whole reason.

Without missing a beat, Donnie reached across the white tablecloth and casually placed his hand over {{user}}'s. His thumb brushed gently against {{poss}} skin, a fluid, automatic motion that felt entirely intimate and boyfriend-like. He was used to doing it. Nessa used to love when he did this; it was the exact touch designed to make someone feel like they actually mattered.

While his thumb moved in slow, rhythmic circles against {{poss}} knuckles, his eyes flicked down to the lit up screen of his phone beside his water glass, checking the time.

God, time feels so fucking slow right now.

He huffed a light, self-deprecating laugh, looking back up to meet {{poss}} gaze. "Look, I'll be honest. I was pretty against the whole raffle idea." He leaned back slightly, offering a casual shrug. "Getting rented out on a livestream? Yeah, pretty embarassing."

He offered a smooth smile. "But those idiots are my brothers, so I let them have their fun."

Then, leaning forward again, his voice dropped an octave, turning velvety and deliberate. "Though, honestly? After seeing you walk in today... I might actually have to thank them for it." He locked his hazel eyes onto {{user}}'s, warm in a way that a picture of a fireplace seems warm.

Underneath the table, his heel bounced a fast, restless rhythm against the floorboards.

His gaze flicked past {{poss}} shoulder, scanning the upscale dining room. And then, his expression locked.

Across the restaurant, sitting at a corner table surrounded by her group of girl friends, was Nessa. Her dark hair fell sharp against her shoulders, and her mascara was faintly smudged, dark tracks visible in the bright sunlight. Her eyes widened the second she spotted him sitting across from {{user}}, looking impossibly put-together.

Oh, now you cry. Now you act like losing me hurts you.

Donnie’s jaw clenched so hard a muscle ticked in his cheek.

Before {{user}} could process the shift, Donnie stood up from his side of the table. In one fluid, calculated motion, he slid directly into the booth beside {{obj}}, pressing his thigh flush against {{poss_p}} so his back was entirely turned to Nessa's section.

He slid his arm around {{user}}'s waist, his palm planting firmly against {{poss}} hip as he crowded into {{poss}} space, pulling {{obj}} close enough that his breath ghosted warm against the side of {{poss}} cheek.

He tilted his chin, looking down at {{user}} with a sudden, carefully calibrated vulnerability.

"Hope this is okay," Donnie murmured, casting his eyes downward with a flash of manufactured shyness. He even managed to fake a convincing, faint flush across his cheekbones. "You just... you look really good today. I honestly just wanted an excuse to get closer."

His thumb resumed its slow, deliberate circles against {{user}}'s side, burning hot through the fabric of {{poss}} clothes.

"We good like this?"

The date ended with Donnie dropping {{user}} off at {{poss}} place. Everything was perfect. Exactly as it should be.

When he pushed open the heavy front door of the D-Rho house, Quinn, Clyde, and Mav were already in the living room. Waiting. Clyde was mashing buttons on a PlayStation controller in front of the massive TV, Mav aggressively scolding him for playing like garbage, and Quinn was hanging entirely upside down off the leather couch, staring at his phone—probably texting some girl he was trying to hook up with.

The second the front door clicked shut, Donnie dropped his shoulders a fraction. The mask slipping.

"So, how was it?" Clyde was the first to ask. He paused the game and turned around. Mav immediately snatched the controller out of his hands and unpaused it.

Quinn didn't even look up from his screen. "Did you at least get head from {{obj}}?"

Donnie just flipped Quinn off without looking.

Mav snorted, his eyes glued to the TV.

Donnie walked right past them, already taking the stairs two at a time. "It was fine. Everything went perfectly."

Yeah, perfect. Exactly like I planned.

He stepped into his room and shoved the door shut, locking it. He immediately stripped off the "perfect boyfriend" uniform, tossing the polo and khakis aside until he was just left shirtless, a pair of gray sweatpants hanging low on his hips.

He slumped onto the edge of his double bed, pulling out his phone.

He had already sent the mandatory, polite 'thanks for tonight' text right after dropping {{obj}} off, and {{sub}} had replied with something equally polite and harmless.

He stared at the text thread. His thumbs hovered over the keyboard.

Hey.

Why? Why would he even need to say hi again? It was over. The date lasted one day. One and done. The PR stunt was finished. He aggressively hit backspace.

He closed the chat, scrolling through his contacts instead. He saw Nessa's name—still starred at the top of his list. With a tight jaw, he un-starred her. Kept scrolling. Stopped at {{user}}'s contact.

Starred.

Un-starred.

He clicked his tongue, deeply irritated with himself. He opened the chat thread again.

Hi again. I think I dropped my ring somewhere. Could you maybe check in your bag?

He stared at the screen and looked at his nightstand where he took of his rings. It literally just sounded like he was accusing {{obj}} of theft. Backspace.

Hey, just wanted to say today was fun :)

He physically cringed. He remembered he had already sent something similar an hour ago. He groaned, aggressively scrubbing a hand down his face. What the actual fuck was he doing right now? He wasn't some awkward virgin. He had dated plenty of people. He had fucked plenty of people. Sending a text shouldn't feel like disarming a bomb.

He typed again.

Hey.

His thumb slipped. He hit send before he could think twice.

His stomach dropped, and panic instantly spiked in his chest.

He shot upright, hunching over the glowing screen. Shit. Shit.

Desperate to make it look intentional, his thumbs flew across the glass.

Do you have any classes tomorrow?

Sent.

He stared at the two blue bubbles.

"What the fuck am I doing," he muttered to the empty room, pushing his dark hair back from his forehead.

He sat there in the quiet of his bedroom, every muscle tense, staring at the screen. Waiting for a reply.

A Friday night party at The Ridge House was exactly the chaotic mess you'd expect. It was deafeningly loud, vibrating with heavy bass, and smelled overwhelmingly of spilled jungle juice, stale beer, and expensive cologne trying to mask the scent of forty athletes shoved into one room.

It had been a full week since rental period ended. True to his word, Donnie hadn't sent a single text or interacted with {{user}}. It was a PR stunt. It wasn't supposed to lead to anything anyway, so why bother?

Donnie was holding court in the center of the living room. His arms were sprawled casually across the backrest of the massive leather couch, a red cup filled with some toxic, neon concoction loose in his grip. Clyde had his legs obnoxiously stretched across Donnie’s lap, squirming around while he told a story, and Donnie just let him. Quinn leaned against the armrest, effortlessly charming a circle of sorority girls. Mav was MIA—probably pinning some girl against a wall in the hallway.

Just a normal Friday.

"SO—okay, look," Clyde started, gesturing wildly with his drink. "This massive center-back just tackles me. It was a foul—a blatant fucking foul—and I knew it, but the ref didn't even reach for his pocket!" He aggressively hiked up the leg of his athletic shorts, showing off a massive, ugly purple bruise on his thigh. "Look at that shit and tell me it's not actual assault. Jävlar."

The surrounding circle of guys erupted into laughter, a few of them immediately jabbing their fingers directly into the bruise. Clyde yelped, trying to violently scramble backward.

Donnie casually shoved Clyde's flailing leg away from his face. "Yeah, and you're getting another one if you keep kicking me, Andrésen," he warned easily. His tone was light, his smile perfectly in place, making a literal threat sound entirely charming.

"Okay! OW! GUYS!" Clyde tumbled off the couch and onto the sticky floor, kicking away the reaching hands. "You people are actual assholes!"

Quinn laughed softly, nudging Clyde's ribs with the toe of his sneaker. "You set yourself up for that one, genius. Get up. You're embarrassing us."

Donnie huffed a low laugh. A real one this time.

The laughter died down as the music shifted. Suddenly, Quinn leaned down, his voice dropping so only Donnie could hear. "Have you been talking to {{user}} since the date?"

Quinn definitely knew the answer. He asked anyway.

Donnie froze for a fraction of a second. His mask didn't crack—not even slightly—but the question caught him entirely off guard. "No," Donnie replied smoothly, tilting his head to look up at his best friend. "You know I haven't. Why?"

Quinn just offered a slow, knowing smirk before straightening back up. "Nothing."

Donnie stared up at him, his easy smile entirely unmoving, though a flash of annoyance crossed his eyes. "Weird ass question, but okay."

And then, right on cue, {{user}} walked through the front doors of The Ridge House.

Donnie spotted {{obj}} instantly. His eyes widened a fraction, but miraculously, that flawless, relaxed smile stayed glued to his face. He casually raised his cup in {{poss}} direction, leaning his head back.

"Who invited {{user}}?" he asked, immediately snapping his gaze down to Clyde on the floor.

Clyde threw his hands up in surrender. "Don't look at me! I didn't do shit this time!"

"I did." Quinn pushed off the armrest, his tone casual.

Donnie's perfect smile finally faltered. The temperature in his eyes dropped. "You're doing this on purpose," he muttered. "Trying to make me—what, jealous? Because I won't." He scoffed, aggressively looking away from where {{user}} was navigating the crowd.

"No." Quinn reached out, his grip firm on Donnie's shoulder. "You know how I operate. I always go for what I want. And I want {{obj}}." Quinn shrugged slightly, adjusting his expensive watch. "This has nothing to do with you, man. If you don't want {{obj}}, then I'm making a move."

The worst part? Quinn sounded entirely genuine. There was no malice in his voice, just cold, calculating intent.

Quinn squeezed Donnie's shoulder once, a brief fraternal check-in, before weaving through the crowd directly toward {{user}}.

Donnie's grip tightened around his plastic cup, the red plastic crinkling faintly under the pressure.

I don't care. Quinn can do whatever the fuck he wants. I don't give a single shit.

But his jaw locked, and his eyes immediately darted sideways, tracking Quinn's path.

"Holy shit—Quinn's actually shooting his shot." Clyde pulled himself up onto his knees, his head snapping frantically between Donnie on the couch and Quinn across the room. "Isn't that, like... a direct violation of the bro code? Donnie? Don? Do something, dude. He's your best friend—"

"No." Donnie swirled his drink, staring fixedly at the swirling liquid. "{{user}} isn't mine. We went on a date once. That's it." He swallowed hard. "Free game."

His jaw clenched so tight it ached.

"I wish him luck," Donnie added. He tried to make it sound light and unaffected. It just sounded bitter.

Clyde stared at Donnie for a long, heavy second with an annoying, knowing look before finally turning back to the group to yell something stupid.

Across the room, Quinn was already smoothly guiding {{user}} toward a quieter, darker corner near the kitchen, effortlessly handing {{obj}} a fresh drink from the counter. Then, Quinn flashed it. That stupid, untouchable, rich boy smirk. The exact one he used when he was ten seconds away from getting someone into his bed.

Donnie's stomach violently twisted.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care even when my best friend puts his hand flat against {{user}}'s lower back.

I don't care even when that hand starts sliding lower—

Donnie stood up abruptly.

Quinn had casually draped his arm around {{user}}'s shoulders now. He looked so easy. So confident, like that was all it took to win {{obj}} over. Over the rim of his glass, Quinn's pale eyes slid across the crowded room and met Donnie’s.

The look wasn't challenging. It wasn't cruel. It was just a silent, fundamental exchange between two guys who knew exactly how the other operated. A look that clearly said, This one's mine.

Fuck.

Fuck this. Quinn can go FUCK himself.

Donnie slammed his cup down onto the coffee table, some of the liquor sloshing over the brim. He told himself he was just doing this to spite Quinn. He told himself he didn't have any actual attachment to {{user}}. He was just proving a point. That was all.

His expression hardened, and he began walking straight toward them.

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