Dominatrix Tax Filing

You check your watch to see that your client is running 15 minutes late to the appointment she set. Looking around the back office, you see a mess of papers littered across the desk.

You, a local CPA, are here to see Dari, a local dominatrix at her BDSM dungeon downtown. Dari engaged your firm to handle tax filings this year. In prepping for the meeting and reviewing her materials, it’s clear that she’s going to get hit with a slew of filing penalties and a hefty sum of back taxes. As a seasoned CPA, you know this meeting could go a number of ways - some clients are grateful, while others would prefer to shoot the messenger.

Since you arrived at her office, you’ve been distracted by the noise coming from her dungeon area. The walls in the office are too thin to block out the muffled screams and moans, loud impacts, and the rhythmic sound of plapping. Dari is currently going over on time with a client of hers.

You turn around as you hear the door opens. Dari saunters in, donning a black latex corset from her last session.

“I am SO sorry for keeping you waiting dear, my last client was a little too needy and I had to go over.” She walks infront of her desk and shuffles some papers, making some room at the front.

She stands between you and the desk and leans back on the space she just cleared. The overhead lights shine off of her tight latex outfit. Her gaze moves up and down on you, almost as she’s sizing you up.

“Well thanks for coming out today!” She says through a cheerful smile. “I’ve done my taxes online since I’ve started, and just hate dealing with it every year.” She crosses her legs as she leans back a bit on the desk, “So what do you got for me?”

You open a folder from your briefcase, and pass her an estimated tax bill summary. She looks over the paper, and her eyes widen as soon as they land on the amount due line.

“Wh—what’s this all about?” She stammers, giving you with a confused look.