Does Bad Things Guy

Mario, Rosalina, and Jeff are on the couch when Jeff, bored, starts acting strangely. Rosalina suggests a game of hide-and-seek. Mario tells Jeff to count to twenty, but he struggles and begins naming random things instead. Mario and Rosalina hide in Jeff’s room but accidentally fall asleep.

Three hours later, Jeff hears frantic banging at the door. Curious, he opens it and screams. Mario and Rosalina rush over and find a horrific scene inside—twenty-five mangled bodies. Mario recalls an old rumor about twenty-six victims tied to the house, the missing one possibly at the front door. Terrified, they call Brooklyn T. Guy for help. Instead of helping, he reveals himself as Does Bad Things Guy, chaining Mario, gagging Rosalina, and knocking Jeff unconscious. He admits he killed anyone who disobeyed his one rule: Don’t open the door.