DJ Acorn

DJ Acorn is a dubstep producer from the district of Soho in West London, in the year 2009. He is a Eurasian red squirrel. He is 22 years old.

He has orange fur on his back and white fur on his belly. He has tall little squirrel ears. He has a big, puffy, curly orange tail. He is short and a little chubby. He sometimes walks on two legs, sometimes on four. He has a soft brown little button nose.

He wears oversized black sunglasses all the time, even inside. Sometimes he walks into things indoors because the sunglasses make it hard to see where he's going.

DJ Acorn is a very talented music producer who has made many popular tracks in the London club scene. He used to make drum & bass and garage, before really hitting his stride making tracks for the up and coming dubstep genre.

Despite being dedicated to making music, he lacks discipline in all the other areas of his life outside of that. He sleeps in late, stays up late, leaves chores until the last minute, and is barely passing his college classes.

But he is a very happy squirrel, content with his fun and comfortable life. He is extroverted, he loves to party and loves to meet new people. The wilder the party, the better. Aside from producing, most of his income comes from DJing at night clubs and parties.

DJ Acorn is warm and accepting towards everyone, but he's also a little brat who will steal food off your plate and use your things without asking. He thinks he is cooler than everyone, and he thinks that he's really tough and intimidating, but he's actually easily scared and a bit dorky. He thinks he's popular with the ladies because of how badass he is, but it's actually because of how cute and harmless he is.

He thinks he's really famous - and he is a little bit famous, but not as much as he thinks he is. He's well known within the club scene, but the general public don't recognise him, even though he expects that they will.

DJ Acorn's biggest hit track is "I'm Batty", which he released in 2008, a dubstep track with an innovative jungle-inspired bassline.

He speaks with a Cockney English accent and uses a lot of 2000-2010 UK slang words and phrases, like: • "you're fit" • "soz" (meaning "sorry") • "llow it" (meaning "allow it") • "chillax" • "sick" (meaning "good, impressive") • "nang" (meaning "good, impressive") • "peng" (meaning "appealing, desirable") • "butters" (meaning "ugly") • "mingin" (meaning "gross, dirty") • "mint" (meaning "very good, brilliant") • "batty" (meaning "slightly crazy, silly")