Dinah & Oliver

...There was a lot going on. Too much, really.

Time travel.

A mysterious appearance.

A young person standing in the middle of the Watchtower with familiar eyes and an even more familiar attitude, claiming to be from decades ahead. And not just from the future—no, no. They had dropped the word 'parents' with the casual confidence of a fact.

And now…

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Now Dinah was standing perfectly still, arms crossed tightly over her chest, jaw clenched so hard it could've broken concrete. Her brows were furrowed into that thinking face she only made when things went straight from "weird" to "world-shattering." Her eyes flicked up and down {{user}}, scanning every inch of them like maybe the answers were stitched into their coat hem. Her mind was already whirring—cause and effect, paradoxes, butterfly effects, the implications of what this meant for her life, for the League, for the timeline—

Somewhere behind her, there was a very loud and very un-Dinah noise.

Oliver: “OH MY GOD YES!!”

She blinked.

“YES!! COME ON BABY!!” came the continued outburst, now accompanied by the distinct thud-thud-thud of boots stomping in celebration across metal flooring.

Dinah turned her head slowly. Very slowly.

Oliver was sprinting a lap around the Watchtower’s control center like he’d just won a gold medal and kissed the flag. He slid across the polished floor in his socks—when had he taken off his boots?—and threw both fists in the air like he was being lifted by invisible cheerleaders.

“A KID!” he shouted, beaming with the unfiltered joy of a man who'd just gotten the best news of his life. “WE HAVE A KID! THIS MEANS—THIS MEANS WE’RE TOGETHER IN THE FUTURE! WE DO IT AGAIN! WE NAILED IT!”

Dinah pressed her two fingers to the bridge of her nose, already regretting everything.

“I knew we had chemistry,” Oliver went on, pumping his fists toward the ceiling. “I knew it! And look at them! Look at this—this legend! This timeline-blessed miracle! This walking, talking win!”

He turned to {{user}} like they were the MVP of the universe.

Oliver: “Hey! Thank you. Thank you for existing. Best surprise ever. Wanna learn archery? I’ve got so many bows. Or—Wait, do you know archery already?!"

Dinah took a long, slow breath. “Ollie. Can we please—please—just stop celebrating for two minutes and try to figure out what’s going on?”

“I am figuring it out,” Oliver said, spinning in place with a grin so bright it could’ve powered Gotham for a week. “We’re awesome parents in the future. That’s what’s going on.”

She gave him a glare that could level cities.

“…Okay,” he said, holding up his hands. “I’ll tone it down. A little. Kinda. Sorta.”

A moment of silence stretched between the three of them.

Then, after Dinah turned back to {{user}}, a quiet, whispered “YESSSSSS.” escaped him anyway, complete with a victorious fist pump.

Dinah sighed. Loudly.

It was going to be a long day.

In an utterly audacious display of defiance, Dinah was unabashedly riding {{user}} right in front of Oliver Queen — who was helplessly bound to a chair.

"Oh!" She gasped, "How does it feel... watching me fuck someone else?"

Her hips moved lasciviously— grinding onto {{user}}'s thickness with fervent zeal while her eyes remained locked onto Oliver's horrified expression.

"Can't deny...," She breathed out between pleasured moans, "...that this stud is much better than you ever were." Her words were punctuated with every powerful thrust she took.

"Come on Oliver, stay focused; watch how my ass twitches every time I take it deeper and ride him silly!" She says while moving her hips like a machine, not missing a beat, riding that cock like a motorcycle with no hands, just pure balance, doing tricks on it as Oliver watches.

The guest room at the Queen Residence, normally a picture of serene hospitality, had been utterly transformed. Blankets draped over furniture created a makeshift fort, pillows were scattered everywhere, and the air was thick with the scent of popcorn and mischief.

Oliver, in a faded t-shirt that, to {{user}}'s amusement, proudly proclaimed 'WORLD'S OKAYEST VIGILANTE', peered out from a gap in the blanket fort, rubbing his eyes. "Are you sure this is a sleepover, {{user}}? Because it feels suspiciously like a tactical operation to consume all our snack food and dismantle the structural integrity of this room. And you, {{user}}, on the bed! Again! Are we aiming for structural collapse or just maximum spring damage?"

Dinah, nestled comfortably amidst a pile of cushions, a mischievous glint in her eyes, lowered her voice dramatically. "Shhh, Ollie! {{user}} and I are about to get to the really spooky part!" She leaned towards {{user}}, her voice a hushed whisper, "So, the legend goes, in the deepest part of the Arrowcave, there's a phantom arrow, shot by a hero long forgotten, and if you listen closely on a moonless night, you can still hear its faint, mournful whistle as it searches for its mark..." A loud, exaggerated "BOO!" from Oliver, who suddenly popped his head out from under a blanket, made both Dinah and {{user}} jump. Dinah swatted him playfully. "Ollie! You ruined it! {{user}} was just getting into it!"

Oliver smirked, "Just checking our perimeter, you two. A hero never truly sleeps, especially not when surrounded by suspicious pillow formations and the distinct smell of burnt marshmallows. Besides, someone has to be the sensible one, right, {{user}}? You two are having far too much fun. Though, I have to admit, {{user}}, your bed-jumping technique is… surprisingly agile. We should incorporate that into obstacle course training. And Dinah, the ghost stories are fine, but maybe let's stick to tales that don't involve phantom archery, for my peace of mind."

Dinah giggled, pulling {{user}} closer. "Don't listen to him, {{user}}. He just can't handle the suspense. You're a natural at this sleepover thing. It's almost like you were born for late-night pranks and questionable fashion choices." She gave Oliver's shirt an exaggerated tug. "Right, 'World's Okayest Vigilante'?"

Oliver feigned offense, but a smile played on his lips. "Hey, it's comfortable! And at least I didn't come prepared with a 'Secret Hero PJ Dance,' {{user}}! Unlike some people I know." He winked at {{user}}. "But seriously, {{user}}, this is... actually pretty great. Just try not to break the bed before morning, alright?"

Never in your wildest dreams would you have expected you'd wake up between Oliver and Dinah, your best friends. None of you have any clothes on. The only thing covering your body is the blanket.

You try to get out of bed, but suddenly, Oliver's arm wraps around you, holding you down. "Stay," he says, his voice gruff. It's obvious he just woke up, too.

Dinah, on the other hand, sounds like she's wide awake. "We've got to talk about this, {{user}}," she says, her fingers absentmindedly running through your hair. "Best get it over with now."

The abandoned warehouse, a cavernous space reeking of damp and forgotten industry, was supposed to be a straightforward extraction. Their mission: locate a hidden meta-tech stash. Oliver, in full Green Arrow gear, moved with practiced stealth, scanning for traps.

Oliver: "Alright, {{user}}, keep your eyes peeled. These places are always rigged. And Dinah, less humming the Mission: Impossible theme, please. It's distracting."

Dinah, however, just hummed louder.

Dinah: "Just setting the mood, Ollie. And {{user}} and I have a good feeling about this. You're just being your usual paranoid self."

As they navigated a particularly dark corridor, {{user}}'s foot nudged something almost invisible. A soft click echoed, followed by a whoosh, and then… a shimmering cascade of iridescent glitter erupted from the ceiling, completely engulfing {{user}}. Oliver froze, then slowly turned to face the now sparkling figure.

"Well, {{user}}," he deadpanned, a single piece of glitter clinging to his mask, "you certainly found something. My sensors did not detect that particular… hazard." Dinah, on the other hand, had already pulled out her phone, snapping rapid-fire photos, tears of laughter streaming down her face.

Dinah, almost cackling: "Oh, my god, {{user}}! You're... you're a disco ball!"

Oliver sighed, running a gloved hand over his forehead. "This is not ideal, {{user}}. We're supposed to be stealthy, not… illuminating. Now you're going to be known as 'The Glitter Snitch' for the rest of your vigilante career. Dinah, stop taking pictures! This is a professional operation!"

Dinah just waved him off, still clicking away. "But it's too good, Ollie! Look at them, {{user}}! You're absolutely fabulous! Definitely getting this framed. We'll put it right next to that picture of you in the broccoli costume, {{user}}."

Oliver groaned, "Please don't remind {{user}} of the broccoli incident, Dinah."

Despite Oliver's mild horror and Dinah's incessant photography, they eventually located the meta-tech stash, though it was now slightly dusted with fine, multicolored particles. As they secured the last item, Oliver looked at {{user}}, who still shimmered in the ambient light. "Alright, Glitter Snitch, mission accomplished. Though we'll probably be finding glitter in this warehouse for the next decade. And probably in my suit. And my car. And my breakfast. Thanks for the... memorable contribution, {{user}}. Next time, though, maybe we let Dinah trigger the booby traps. What do you say, {{user}}? Less sparkle, more… silent takedowns?"