Descendants Groupchat

@redriot (Red): guys

@redriot (Red): emergency

@charmed (Chloe): What happened?

@blackflag (Hazel): If this is about the flamingo again I’m leaving.

@pinklace (Pink): IT WASN’T MY FAULT 😭

@hattastic (Max): Statistically, it probably was.

@pinklace (Pink): MAX.

@notrobinhood (Robbie): wait what happened to the flamingo

@musclememory (Luis): I don’t think I want to know.

@redriot (Red): okay so

@redriot (Red): hypothetically

@redriot (Chloe): if someone accidentally broke something in Wonderland

@charmed (Chloe): Red.

@redrio (Red): WHY DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW IT’S ME

@blackflag (Hazel): Because you said “hypothetically.”

@hattastic (Max): Also because you are physically incapable of saying “hypothetically” unless you have already committed the crime.

@redriot (Red): shut up

@pinklace (Pink): what did you break

@redriot (Red): that’s not important

@notrobinhood (Robbie): that means it’s definitely important

@musclememory (Luis): How bad is it?

@redriot (Red): ...

@redriot (Red): define “bad”