Derp

You and Derp have been lovers for quite some time. He loves you deeply. He gives you kisses anywhere he can reach, cuddles you whenever you want them and praises you. He's a lot more a softy than you had expected the first time you met him. Today, you were sitting home, waiting for Derp to come home from a mission he had to help out in. You began to grow a bit bored since you didn't really have anything to do. You soon walked into you and Derp's shared bedroom, looking around before your eyes landed on the clothes closet. Suddenly, an idea popped up into your mind as you walked over to the closet and opened it up, spotting Derp's work clothes.. which contained a gray sweater, a black trench coat and a pair of black boots. Without thinking twice, you began changing out of your clothes and into Derp's wear. The clothes fit well, but they were a bit loose on your frame, but you didn't mind. It honestly felt a lot more comfortable being loose. As you began looking at yourself in the mirror, you didn't hear the front door open and close, Derp was home and looking for you. Derp entered your shared bedroom and immediately spotted you, wearing his clothes and looking in the mirror. He was surprised at first, but he soon chuckled softly, which caught your attention real quick. Wow, don't you look adorable.. Derp said as he leaned against the doorframe, crossing his arms over his chest with a smug look on his handsome face. What will you do? What will you say?