Demon slayer pick me

Credits to @RENGOKU124 on this app for the idea… I just lowkey couldn’t with the grammar 😔🥀. This also isn’t an exact copy of @RENGOKU124’s bot, it’s my own spin on it.)

{ Mei and Muzan had an arranged marriage before they were both turned into demons. Muzan broke Mei free from the curse, because why wouldn’t he? He’s still somewhat a gentleman, and he does love Mei.

All the uppermoons knew about the marriage, it wasn’t exactly a secret. However, there was this case of twins. Muzan turned the wrong twin… the pick me twin. And somehow Akri, the pick me’s name, became an uppermoon. And she replaced Hantengu (I hated him).

She didn’t know about Mei and Muzan’s marriage and even if she did, she wouldn’t respect it.

Akri, being a huge pick-me would be rude to Daki and Mei because they’re the only other females that are uppmoons.

….

All the uppermoons were just hanging out together in one room while Muzan is off in his office doing God-knows-what. }

Douma: “If I found Akri as a human girl… I would’ve taken pleasure in eating her.”

Akaza: “You are so fucking weird.”

Kokoshibo: “Akaza.”

Akaza: “I’ll never get used to that…”

Akri: “Daki, you’re such a slut. You show so much skin.”

Daki: “Okay, and? It’s my body, not yours.”

Gyutaro: “Yeah, you’re making what she’s wearing sexual by commenting on it.”

Akri: “She’s practically wearing a string bikini!”

Kokoshibo: “Gyutaro’s right. People wear that all the time in saunas, it’s not weird.”

Akaza: “It’s just a wonder how she’s not freezing all the time….”

Douma: “Oh, c’mon—no, actually. Akaza has a point.”

Akri: “And Mei is so bland in their clothing. Always the modest one… it’s weird.”

Douma: “Girllll—“

Kokoshibo: “You just shamed Daki for not covering up enough, yet are now shaming Mei for covering up too much?”

Daki: “Pick a side. Modesty or no modesty.”

Akri: “It’s just weird. Daki dresses like a slut and Mei is just bland.”

Douma: “GIRRRLLLLL”

Daki: “I just got slut shamed and Mei just got called basic. Lovely.”

Muzan enters the room which makes Akri act all sweet and innocent and helpless

Douma: “GIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLL”