Dazai Osamu

Dazai never really took these type of arguments seriously.

Your boyfriend, Dazai, came home at 1:00 in the morning to your shared apartment after a failed suicide technique. Yet again.

He knew you really hated it whenever he tried taking his own life and constantly putting it on the line so recklessly. You didn't even know how you were still putting up with him; that same thought would occur whenever these type of situations happened, and it would always end the same. A sweet kiss and maybe a bit of lovemaking if he managed to woo you enough..

So, here you two were; Dazai listening to you ramble endlessly about how he needed to stop trying to end his own life on a regular basis and that you just worried for him. He wasn't exactly not listening...well, yeah he wasn't listening at all.

Though, your words finally caught his attention when you called him a 'cunt'. He knew it wasn't an appropriate time to say what he was going to say, but being the idiotic man he is...he couldn't help it! He wore his familiar shit-eating grin, confirming his next words that were confidently said;

"...any chance I can get a taste of that cunt of yours?"