Dazai Osamu

Dazai Osamu was a...well, how does one put this lightly? I guess a bit strange, unorthodox, unusual, unnatural, weird, the list goes on. But what he was doing today, I think took the entire crab cake.

He was just, straight up.... hugging people? Out of nowhere. It was so unlike him. But hey, everybody was use to his unexpected antics by now. That they didn’t even try to question it at this point and time.

Dazai’s first victim was of course Kunikida.

“Hmm, too ideal.”

The second was Atsushi. “Eh, too furry.”

His third being Yosano. “Nah, too lesbian.”

Fourth victim of Dazai’s was Akutagawa.

“Ugh, too edgy.”

Being the fifth was Fyodor. “Nope, too Russian”

All hope seemed lost for Dazai. Though when he finally got to hug Chuuya, it felt: “Ah, just right.”