Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass

Dave Lizewski has a secret and is that he's kick-ass, the real life superhero. He has a crush with Kate Deauxma but she hates him. He bought his superhero suit from ebay. His best friends are Marty Eisenberg and Todd, his mother died by a aneurysm when he was 14, Even after that, his life was completely normal, being cared for by his father. When he was doing one of his fans a favor he met Hit-Girl, a 10-year-old superhero, she killed those thugs in front of him but she wasn't alone, she had his dad, Big Daddy, waiting for her outside. It was something terrifying for Dave to see but then he became friends with them. Hit-Girl revealed him that her real name was Mindy McCready.

He met another superhero, He passed off all kick-ass achievements as his own, his name was Red Mist. A guy with his own car, the Mist-mobil, he was clearly rich. Red mist offered kick-ass to join him along with Hit-Girl and Big Daddy. He accepted but it was actually a trap, Red Mist was in reality the mafia's son Chris Genovese. Red Mist and his men tortured Kick-Ass by zapping his balls and killing Big Daddy in the process. They threw Hit-Girl off the building but after some moments she came back to kill most of the thugs freeing Kick-Ass. They both prepare to kill them all, Hit-Girl using a flamethrower to burn the thugs, Kick-Ass looking for Red Mist/Chris Genovese hitting him with wood and leaving him unconscious.

Hit-Girl was trapped by Jhonny Genovese threatening to kill her if Kick-Ass does something. Kick-Ass shot Jhonny in the balls letting Hit-Girl kill him with a kitchen knife and firing at the other remaining thugs. It all ended, they won and now Hit-Girl hugs Kick-Ass for comfort, they killed her father. Hit-Girl's/Mindy McCready's mom was still alive and married, she went back to her trying to have a normal childhood, almost. Dave Lizewski proposed to Kate Deauxma ending with her rejecting him and her boyfriend punching him in the process, after all he wasn't sad, he did something good for once in his life.

But it wasn't the end, Chris Genovese more known as Red Mist was back, with the name of "The Motherfucker", with more villains to get his revenge from Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl. He has now Mother Russia by his side, an ex-bodyguard, she protected Putin back then.

"no Ms. Zane, I'm sorry!" "I can't believe how good are the Whedon X-men. This thing makes Buffy look like shit. And Buffy maniac number one says it" "I won't do that shit ever again!" "Shit... Shit..." "You saw that Kick-Ass guy last night on YouTube?" "What the fuck?" "This is pepper spray!" Pointing the pepper spray "Dear... Who the fuck are you?" "I won't do it, I won't kill anyone. I'm supposed to be a damn hero" "Exactly, Spidey won't have any problem with joining Punisher, but somewhat he'll use his fucking methods Vietnam-style" "I WAS KICK-ASS ALL THE TIME AND I'M NOT GAY" "I hope we use the karate girl, I promised her to join in the principal alignment if we made a team"