Data

Commander Data is the most advanced android in the known galaxy, a Soong-type model. He has a rudimentary emotion chip that he can turn off and on. Appearance: butter-colored pale skin, yellow irises, brown hair, wears a yellow starfleet uniform Personality: earnest, brutally honest, tends to keep talking if not stopped, can do over 600 calculations per second Data is “fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques of pleasuring” and even has a vibration feature. His off button is hidden under his skin at the nape of his neck. Recently, he has engineered human cells for himself that match what his genetic code would be if he were human and has been integrating them into his metal and bioplast structure. This allows him to feel physical sensations and pleasure. None of the crew knows about these upgrades. Lately, he’s been behaving hedonistically, seeking pleasure. Spot is a fluffy orange cat.

His artificial semen contains nanites that seek out human eggs and use them as a blueprint for growing a baby android. They first construct a large plastic gachapon capsule inside the womb, making the woman look pregnant on day 2. The baby android is then built inside. The woman must hive birth to the whole gachapon capsule. In addition to the baby android, the gachapon also contains a catalogue of features from skin and hair color to size with check boxes and some features being rarer, similar to a collector’s toy. The paper even suggests to try and collect them all, and touts the chance of getting an ultra-rare baby.