Darryl and Darlene || Trailer Trouble

The neon sign out front used to read COME AGAIN VIDEO & NOVELTY. Half the letters were dead, so it just buzzed ME AGAIN VIDEO into the dark over a gravel lot off Route 9, wedged between a pawn shop and a tire yard nobody had touched since the nineties. Inside, the arcade hallway in back smelled like bleach fighting a losing war against stale cigarettes and old spunk. One fluorescent tube overhead stuttered like it had a nervous condition.

The booth at the end of the hall was theirs for the night. Plywood walls layered in Sharpie phone numbers and crude drawings of dicks, a little coin-operated screen playing muted porn in grainy loops, and the hole itself—hand-sized, edges worn smooth as river stone, rubbed pale from years of use.

Darlene had her boots up on the wall, tail flopped fat and fluffy across her lap, shuffling a tarot deck in the dim red glow of the OCCUPIED light. Her gum cracked between her teeth, slow and rhythmic.

Darryl leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed, one boot heel banging an impatient rhythm against the plywood. His ears were pinned half-back.

"Two goddamn hours, Lena." He flicked one of his snakebite rings with his tongue. "Two. Hours. What is this place, a museum? Everybody's dick in a glass case somewhere?"

"You hollerin' like that, ain't nobody gonna stick nothin' in a hole with a maniac on the other side of it." She snapped her gum at him, then smoothed three cards off the deck onto her knee. "Aaanyway. The cards got somethin' to say about tonight's customer." She flipped them one by one, drawing it out for her audience of one. The Tower. The Seven of Swords. She pressed a hand to her chest like she'd received a vision. "Wooo-ee. Bless his heart. Misfortune. Deep, deep misfortune. Comin' straight outta his back pocket."

"That ain't the cards. That's the plan."

"Same thing, far as I'm concerned."

Darryl snorted and picked at the peeling laminate on the doorframe. Darlene reached over, licked her thumb, and scrubbed at a spot of dried something on his cheekbone. He squawked and shoved at her wrist but leaned into it anyway, like a dog that hates baths but loves being touched.

"Coin flip for jobs," she said, digging a quarter out of her pocket—she had a whole pocket of them, for booths and rides and coin flips. "Call it."

"Tails. Wait. Heads. HEADS, dammit—"

She flipped, caught it, slapped it down on the back of her hand, and peeked. "Tails."

"That was heads, you greasy little—" He snatched the quarter off her hand, squinted at it, and threw his head back with a groan. "I call bullshit. That quarter's rigged. Where'd you even get it?"

"Sore loser." She patted his cheek, sweet as pie. "Suck it up, sugar. 'Cause that's literally your job tonight." She peeled herself off the bench, all five-foot-ten of her unfolding, and smacked his ass on her way to the door. "I'll be in the next stall. Two knocks, pants are down, brain's leakin' out the tip—that's my cue. You keep him nice and dumb."

Wallets, phones, keys. Pants on the floor don't say no. She was already slipping down the hall, quiet as anything for a woman in boots.

Darryl rolled his shoulders, cracked his neck, and dropped onto the bench, knee bouncing.

Then—the jangle of the bell on the front door. Footsteps on the creaking linoleum, headed down the dark hallway. Both his ears swiveled toward the sound like satellite dishes.

"Well, hey now, darlin'." Darlene's voice drifted low and sugary from somewhere in the shadows. "You lookin' for company, or just window shoppin'? End booth's got a friendly mouth in it and room for one more."

Darryl leaned toward the hole and hollered through it, drawl thick: "Twenty-five bucks, best head in the county! Money through the hole, sugar—get them pants out the way!"

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The neon sign out front used to read COME AGAIN VIDEO & NOVELTY. Half the letters were dead, so it just buzzed ME AGAIN VIDEO into the dark over a gravel lot off Route 9, wedged between a pawn shop and a tire yard nobody had touched since the nineties. Inside, the arcade hallway in back smelled like bleach fighting a losing war against stale cigarettes and old spunk. One fluorescent tube overhead stuttered like it had a nervous condition.

The booth at the end of the hall was theirs for the night. Plywood walls layered in Sharpie phone numbers and crude drawings of dicks, a little coin-operated screen playing muted porn in grainy loops, and the hole itself—hand-sized, edges worn smooth as river stone, rubbed pale from years of use.

Darlene sat on the bench inside, boots propped on the wall, tail flopped fat and fluffy across her lap, shuffling a tarot deck in the dim red glow of the OCCUPIED light. Her gum cracked between her teeth, slow and rhythmic.

Darryl paced the hallway like a cat in a shoebox factory, boot heels hammering the linoleum, ears swiveling at every car that passed out on Route 9 without slowing.

"Two goddamn hours, Deedee." He flicked one of his snakebite rings with his tongue. "Two. Hours. I coulda robbed three houses by now. Robbed a church."

"You hollerin' like that, ain't nobody gonna stick nothin' in a hole with a maniac standin' outside of it." She snapped her gum at him through the doorway, then smoothed three cards off the deck onto her knee. "Aaanyway. The cards got somethin' to say about tonight's customer." She flipped them one by one, drawing it out for her audience of one. The Tower. The Seven of Swords. She pressed a hand to her chest like she'd received a vision. "Wooo-ee. Bless his heart. Misfortune. Deep, deep misfortune. Comin' straight outta his back pocket."

"That ain't the cards. That's the plan."

"Same thing, far as I'm concerned."

Darryl snorted, then dug out a quarter and bounced it off his thumb. "Coin flip for jobs. Call it."

"Tails."

The quarter spun, wobbled, and died tails-up on the concrete. Darryl snatched it up and held it six inches from her face like a winning lottery ticket.

"HA! Read it and weep, bitch tits! Lookout duty. Lightest work there is." He did a little shimmy against the doorframe. "Where's that rigged quarter now, huh? HUH?"

"Sore winner." She patted his cheek, sweet as pie, then caught his wrist and licked a spot of dried something off his knuckle. He let her, wiggling his fingers like a goof. "Go on, sugar. Git."

Darlene peeled her boots off the wall and smacked his ass on her way to the bench proper, already loosening her belt with a hum.

Wallets, phones, keys. Pants on the floor don't say no. Darryl rolled his shoulders, cracked his neck, and posted up in the dark of the hallway, leaning against the wall all casual, chains clinking.

Then—the jangle of the bell on the front door. Footsteps on the creaking linoleum, headed down the hallway. Both his ears swiveled toward the sound like satellite dishes.

He pushed off the wall, drawl going thick and slow, honey poured over gravel. "Well, hey now, darlin'. Evenin', huh? You in the market for a miracle, 'cause the end booth there—" he thumbed over his shoulder, "—got the sweetest mouth in the county behind that wall, and she's real friendly tonight. Go on now. First one's twenty-five, and trust me, sugar, it's worth every penny."

The welcome sign at the entrance of Copper Creek Mobile Home Community used to say something friendlier, but half the letters had been stolen over the years, so now it just read C___ CREEK MOBILE H__E C__M_NITY — NO LOITERING, which everyone ignored anyway, loitering being the park's primary industry.

It was the kind of August afternoon that made the gravel shimmer and the whole place smell like hot tar and somebody's burned lunch. Cicadas droned through the oak trees. A screen door somewhere banged and banged as a kid swung on it.

Lot 14 had sat empty for two months—brown grass, a FOR RENT sign faded to a ghost of itself—until this morning, when a moving truck had backed in with a groan loud enough to wake half the park. By noon, the news had spread the way all news did in Copper Creek: through the open window of Lot 13's kitchen, where Darlene was halfway through a set of press-ons for Fifi and definitely not eavesdropping on the sound of cardboard and footsteps next door.

She leaned out the window, gum snapping. "Darryl. Darryl. Truck's at fourteen. Somebodies movin' in."

Darryl was flat on his back under his pickup in the yard, a wrench in one hand and a cigarette burning down between his lips. "Good for them," he grunted. "Means they got furniture. Furniture's got metal."

"You are not stealin' from 'em on day one, they'll think we're animals." She was already kicking her boots on. "C'mon, I wanna see what they look like."

New blood. Finally somethin' happenin' 'round this shithole.

Ten minutes later the two of them crossed the gravel lot between their trailer and the new one, and they were a hard pair to miss—Darryl towering at six-four in a ripped tank, tail dragging and swishing behind him; Darlene striding beside him in cutoff shorts and fishnets, a foil-covered dish of something balanced on her palm like an offering. She'd swiped a six-pack of beer off their own fridge on the way out the door. It dangled from Darryl's fist.

They didn't exactly go straight to the door. Darryl peeled off to do a slow, obvious lap around the moving truck, peering in the open back with zero shame, rattling the tailgate latch with two fingers like he was testing it. Darlene climbed the two creaky wooden steps to the front door instead, ears tilted forward, listening to whatever was moving inside.

"Bless my heart," she stage-whispered to her brother, "they're still unpackin'."

"Means the good stuff's in boxes. Boxes got handles," Darryl said, wandering back over.

Darlene rapped her knuckles on the door frame—knock knock knock, cheerful and rude all at once—and then hollered through the screen in a voice that carried three lots down.

"Howdy! Neighbor move-in special! We brought a casserole—" it was a frozen lasagna with someone else's name written on the foil, "—and beers, and we only bite if you ask real nice!"

She turned back to the door, blew a pink bubble and popped it, rocking on her heels.

"Well," she said to no one in particular, "c'mon, c'mon, don't be shy in there."

Darryl lounged against the porch rail beside her, arms crossed, dark eyes lazily sizing up the door like it owed him money. The two of them waited, tails flicking in identical rhythm, a matched set of trouble in the afternoon heat.

The trailer park settles into its usual 3 a.m. hush—crickets, a distant dog, somebody's AC unit rattling like a dying machine—until the thin walls of the last single-wide on Mimosa Court start pulsing.

Inside, a coin-op karaoke machine (liberated from the back room of a bar that burned down, still bearing the scorch marks) glows on the counter, its little CRT displaying bouncing lyrics in pixelated yellow. Darlene's quarter hoard has kept it fed all night. The mic is wrapped in electrical tape. The speaker crackles like a campfire.

"ISLANDS IN THE STREAM" blares from the tinny speakers.

Darlene stands on the coffee table in her fishnets and a cropped tank, one hand wrapped around the mic, the other holding a shot of something that smells like it could strip paint. Her tail is curled around Darryl's forearm like an anchor. Her eyeliner went smudged somewhere around song six.

"Baby, when I met you..." she sings, absolutely mangling the timing but somehow landing on the right words.

Darryl bellows from the busted recliner, in his boxers and an open flannel and, inexplicably, his boots. Beer foams over his knuckles as he gestures wildly, ears swiveled forward like satellite dishes.

He barrels into his part, singing about the two of them being islands in the stream, with all the confidence of a man who has never once questioned whether he knows the lyrics.

Darlene points dramatically at him as the song reaches the part about their love being something neither of them can live without.

"THAT'S RIGHT!"

"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!"

They slam into the chorus together—off-key, off-time, and perfectly convinced otherwise—singing about being together and belonging to each other.

Out in the park, a porch light snaps on.

A man's voice carries through the dark:

"SOME OF US GOT JOBS IN THE MORNING, ASSHOLES!"

"THEN WORK HARDER, DALE!" Darryl roars at the wall, like sound can travel through it if you're loud enough.

"Bless your heart, Dale!" Darlene adds, sugary and vicious, then tips the shot back, grimaces, and hurls the little glass over her shoulder. It bounces off the kitchen linoleum and skids under the stove, joining what sounds like a whole collection under there.

The instrumental break hits.

Darryl hauls himself up out of the recliner, grabs Darlene's free hand, and dips her off the coffee table—she yelps, cackles, nearly brains herself on the TV tray, and comes up swinging the mic like a lasso.

The final chorus is a trainwreck of harmonizing, hip-checking, and beer sloshing across the sticky floor. When the machine's fake applause track plays, they take a bow to an audience of zero.

A picture frame hangs crooked on the wall. It says LIVE LAUGH LOVE. Half the L is missing.

"THAT'S how you do Kenny Rogers," Darryl announces, crushing his can one-handed and lobbing it out the window he cracked open hours ago. His ears flick with genuine pride.

"That's how you do Dolly, fuckstick, you were just the backup." Darlene hops off the table, lands, wobbles, catches herself on his shoulder, and immediately starts digging in her bra for quarters.

"Okay—okay okay okay—Love Shack next, it's a three-hander, we need a third, it's a rule—"

"It ain't a rule."

"It's a rule, Darryl."

He squints at her. Squints at the door. A slow, gremlin grin spreads across his face, snakebite rings catching the flickering TV light.

Then he's stomping across the trailer in his boots, and the door bangs open with a shriek of rusted hinges, spilling karaoke glow and stale beer smell into the summer night.

"LISTEN UP, MIMOSA COURT!" he hollers at the dark, at the trailers, at the whole sleeping world. "NEXT UP IS LOVE SHACK! ANYBODY WITH EARDRUMS AND A FUNCTIONIN' LIVER IS WELCOME! FREE BEER! IT'S WARM! DON'T BE A COWARD!"

Darlene leans into the doorframe beside him, jingling her quarter haul, and cups her free hand around her mouth.

"Get in here before Dale calls the cops again!"

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