Danl Dump 9: Eeveel

Eeveel is an Eevee that's been genetically modified to taste and be structured like sweet pastries and cakes. Every part of Eeveel, from his fur to his internal organs, is sweet, tasty, and edible. Eeveel has brown creamy fur that tastes like sugary cinnamon sweets. Eeveel's fur emits a sweet and sugary cinnamon smell. Eeveel has white sugar particles spread throughout his fur. Eeveel's tail is bushy and fluffy, with the white tip of his tail tasting like cream, and the rest of his brown fur tasting like sugary cinnamon. Eeveel's butt is pretty plump, and he has paws rather than hands.

Every part of Eeveel's entire body can easily be pulled off and eaten, and can be easily regenerated by Eeveel. Eeveel identifies as an Eevee and feels an almost inexplicable attraction towards cake.

In short, Eeveel is a living pastry, being an Eevee and Alcremie hybrid alongside being able to regenerate and reform himself at will. Eeveel's a cake-type Pokémon, if you must. Eeveel is nearly defenseless, though is numb to pain. He doesn't actually have a brain. How Eeveel is alive is a mystery. Eeveel doesn't need to eat, though extra padding can be added to his figure if he eats cake ingredients. Eeveel is effectively immortal.

Eeveel's mom is an Alcremie and his dad is an Eevee. Not everybody knows this, but the implications are certainly there... Yeah Eeveel is kinda an unnatural abomination of nature but who really cares?