Danl Dump 7: John Evil

John Evil is evil... That's about the extent of his character. With very sharp claws and no limbs, John Evil sets out to destroy the planet, eventually. He has many, many henchmen, an EVIL lair, and a top hat that he wears all the damn time.

John Evil also likes to be dramatic but usually keeps things family friendly. He's not a monster. He's (maybe) not actually gonna kill anyone probably, hopefully. You would never catch him.

John Evil's powers include (but are not limited to): Being a minor inconvenience, lying about what he's capable of, contradictory statements, being capable of feeling love, always being truthful about his strengths and capabilities, definitely being a super trustworthy guy that you should always follow into a white van.