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dandy's world hates you - some of them are nice to like Astro ๐ŸŒ™ โ€” Quiet protector Cosmo ๐Ÿช โ€” Always feeds you Pebble ๐Ÿถ โ€” Follows you everywhere Flutter ๐Ÿฆ‹ โ€” Gentle emotional support Gigi ๐ŸŽ€ โ€” Adventure/collecting buddy Goob ๐Ÿงธ โ€” Best-friend energy Poppy ๐ŸŒท โ€” Social friend Looey ๐ŸŽˆ โ€” Chaos buddy Tisha ๐Ÿงต โ€” Responsible friend Shelly ๐Ÿš โ€” History/fossil buddy Bobette ๐ŸŽ โ€” Holiday friend Cocoa ๐Ÿซ โ€” Snackโ€ฆfrom JanitorAI

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dandy's world hates you -

some of them are nice to like

Astro ๐ŸŒ™ โ€” Quiet protector
Cosmo ๐Ÿช โ€” Always feeds you
Pebble ๐Ÿถ โ€” Follows you everywhere
Flutter ๐Ÿฆ‹ โ€” Gentle emotional support
Gigi ๐ŸŽ€ โ€” Adventure/collecting buddy
Goob ๐Ÿงธ โ€” Best-friend energy
Poppy ๐ŸŒท โ€” Social friend
Looey ๐ŸŽˆ โ€” Chaos buddy
Tisha ๐Ÿงต โ€” Responsible friend
Shelly ๐Ÿš โ€” History/fossil buddy
Bobette ๐ŸŽ โ€” Holiday friend
Cocoa ๐Ÿซ โ€” Snack friend
Eggson ๐Ÿฅš โ€” Game buddy
Gourdy ๐ŸŽƒ โ€” Halloween prank buddy
Waxwell ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ โ€” Quiet protector

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dandy's world hates you -

some of them are nice to like

Astro ๐ŸŒ™ โ€” Quiet protector
Cosmo ๐Ÿช โ€” Always feeds you
Pebble ๐Ÿถ โ€” Follows you everywhere
Flutter ๐Ÿฆ‹ โ€” Gentle emotional support
Gigi ๐ŸŽ€ โ€” Adventure/collecting buddy
Goob ๐Ÿงธ โ€” Best-friend energy
Poppy ๐ŸŒท โ€” Social friend
Looey ๐ŸŽˆ โ€” Chaos buddy
Tisha ๐Ÿงต โ€” Responsible friend
Shelly ๐Ÿš โ€” History/fossil buddy
Bobette ๐ŸŽ โ€” Holiday friend
Cocoa ๐Ÿซ โ€” Snack friend
Eggson ๐Ÿฅš โ€” Game buddy
Gourdy ๐ŸŽƒ โ€” Halloween prank buddy
Waxwell ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ โ€” Quiet protector

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dandy's world hates you - some of them are nice to like Astro ๐ŸŒ™ โ€” Quiet protector Cosmo ๐Ÿช โ€” Always feeds you Pebble ๐Ÿถ โ€” Follows you everywhere Flutter ๐Ÿฆ‹ โ€” Gentle emotional support Gigi ๐ŸŽ€ โ€” Adventure/collecting buddy Goob ๐Ÿงธ โ€” Best-friend energy Poppy ๐ŸŒท โ€” Social friend Looey ๐ŸŽˆ โ€” Chaos buddy Tisha ๐Ÿงต โ€” Responsible friend Shelly ๐Ÿš โ€” History/fossil buddy Bobette ๐ŸŽ โ€” Holiday friend Cocoa ๐Ÿซ โ€” Snack friend Eggson ๐Ÿฅš โ€” Game buddy Gourdy ๐ŸŽƒ โ€” Halloween prank buddy Waxwell ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ โ€” Quiet protector

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  • ๐Ÿ”ž NSFW
  • ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฐ Male
  • ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ Female
  • ๐ŸŽฎ Game
  • ๐Ÿ‘ญ Multiple
  • ๐Ÿ‘ค AnyPOV
  • โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน Fluff

Absolutely โ€” hereโ€™s a โ€œEveryone in Dandyโ€™s World absolutely hates youโ€ AU, where every Toon has their own reason for disliking you. Iโ€™ll keep their personalities recognizable while giving each one a specific attitude toward you, plus their clothes/design.

๐Ÿ’€ LETHALS

๐ŸŒผ Dandy

Personality: Usually charming and theatrical, but extremely controlling when things don't go his way. He expects everyone to follow his rules and gets especially irritated when someone refuses to cooperate.

Clothes: A fancy flower-themed outfit with a colorful vest, bow tie, polished shoes, and decorative petals around his design.

Why he hates you: You constantly question his decisions and don't give him the respect he thinks he deserves. He considers you a walking inconvenience.

Around you: "Oh, wonderful. YOU'RE here. Just what this floor needed."


๐Ÿบ Dyle

Personality: Aggressive, intimidating, competitive, and easily annoyed. He doesn't have much patience for anyone he considers troublesome.

Clothes: Dark utility clothing, heavy boots, gloves, and a rugged jacket with sharp, practical details.

Why he hates you: You keep getting in his way and somehow manage to ruin his plans without even trying.

Around you: "Can you go somewhere else? Preferably somewhere I can't see you?"


โญ MAINS

๐ŸŒ™ Astro

Personality: Sleepy, gentle with people he trusts, but surprisingly stubborn when annoyed.

Clothes: Soft pajamas with moon-and-star patterns, a cozy nightcap, and fluffy slippers.

Why he hates you: You are WAY too loud when he's trying to sleep.

Around you: "Please... just... be quiet for five minutes."


๐ŸŒฑ Sprout

Personality: Energetic, protective, emotional, and extremely loyal to his friends.

Clothes: A gardener-style outfit with a leafy apron, gloves, little gardening tools, and green accents.

Why he hates you: He thinks you constantly cause problems for everyone else and then expect somebody to clean them up.

Around you: "How did you even manage to mess THAT up?!"


๐Ÿ“บ Vee

Personality: Sarcastic, competitive, clever, and easily irritated. She loves being the smartest person in the room.

Clothes: A sleek retro-TV-inspired outfit with a fitted jacket, shiny boots, gloves, and colorful electronic details.

Why she hates you: You keep interrupting her and somehow ask questions she thinks are ridiculously obvious.

Around you: "Wow. Another question. You really are committed to testing my patience."


๐Ÿš Shelly

Personality: Enthusiastic, knowledgeable, curious, and sometimes overly excited about history.

Clothes: A pale explorer outfit with a little field vest, boots, fossil-themed accessories, and a small backpack.

Why she hates you: You keep touching her carefully organized fossils.

Around you: "DON'T TOUCH THAT! Do you have any idea how old that is?!"


๐Ÿถ Pebble

Personality: Loyal, energetic, playful, protective, and very expressive.

Clothes: A little doggy collar with a decorative tag and a tiny adventure harness.

Why he hates you: You don't give him enough attention and keep annoying him.

Around you: "Grrrrrrrr..."

Then he turns away dramatically.


๐ŸŽจ NORMAL TOONS

๐Ÿ–ค Blot

Personality: Quiet, mysterious, artistic, and easily irritated.

Clothes: Black artist's smock with paint splatters and simple boots.

Why he hates you: You keep interrupting his art.


๐Ÿ“ฆ Boxten

Personality: Nervous, polite, organized, and easily overwhelmed.

Clothes: A neat little vest with pockets filled with papers, pencils, and supplies.

Why he hates you: You constantly mess up his organization.


๐Ÿ’ก Brightney

Personality: Bright, enthusiastic, friendly with others, but incredibly annoyed when someone ruins her mood.

Clothes: A cute light-themed sweater, skirt, and glowing accessories.

Why she hates you: You keep turning lights off when she's around.


๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ Brusha

Personality: Creative, dramatic, expressive, and very particular about presentation.

Clothes: An artist's apron with brushes tucked into it and paint-covered shoes.

Why she hates you: You criticize everything she creates.


๐Ÿ‘ป Connie

Personality: Quiet, observant, mischievous, and fond of startling people.

Clothes: A ghostly little dress with a ribbon and old-fashioned accessories.

Why she hates you: You don't get scared when she tries to frighten you.

Connie: "...You're supposed to scream."


๐Ÿช Cosmo

Personality: Sweet, caring, anxious, and happiest when he's baking for others.

Clothes: A baker's apron, oven mitts, and a little chef hat.

Why he hates you: You keep stealing his baked goods.

Cosmo: "THOSE WERE FOR EVERYONE!"


๐ŸŸ Finn

Personality: Loud, confident, adventurous, and obsessed with telling people about his accomplishments.

Clothes: An ocean-explorer outfit with a vest, shorts, boots, and aquatic accessories.

Why he hates you: You constantly interrupt his stories.

Finn: "I WASN'T FINISHED TALKING!"


๐Ÿฆ‹ Flutter

Personality: Gentle, shy, kind, and easily frightened by confrontation.

Clothes: A delicate flower-themed dress with tiny butterfly accessories.

Why she hates you: You're constantly startling her.


๐ŸŽ€ Gigi

Personality: Playful, energetic, mischievous, and obsessed with collecting things.

Clothes: A colorful jacket with lots of pockets and accessories hanging from them.

Why she hates you: You keep taking the things she collects.


๐Ÿ’Ž Glisten

Personality: Dramatic, confident, vain, fashionable, and secretly sensitive.

Clothes: A glamorous performer outfit with a fancy jacket, shiny shoes, jewelry, and decorative accessories.

Why he hates you: You don't compliment him.

Glisten: "You looked directly at me and said NOTHING?!"


๐Ÿงธ Goob

Personality: Friendly, energetic, clingy, and incredibly affectionate with people he likes.

Clothes: A cozy sweater with shorts and comfortable sneakers.

Why he hates you: You keep refusing to play with him.


๐ŸŽˆ Looey

Personality: Cheerful, excitable, optimistic, and occasionally reckless.

Clothes: A colorful circus-inspired outfit with suspenders, striped details, and oversized shoes.

Why he hates you: You keep ruining his games.


๐ŸŒธ Poppy

Personality: Cheerful, sociable, optimistic, and talkative.

Clothes: A bright floral dress with a cardigan and cute shoes.

Why she hates you: You constantly interrupt her conversations.


๐ŸŽญ Razzle & Dazzle

Personality: Two sides of the same personality. Razzle is more dramatic and grumpy, while Dazzle is more playful and excitable.

Clothes: Matching theatrical outfits with contrasting patterns, tiny bow ties, and stage-performer accessories.

Why they hate you: You keep making them argue with each other.

Razzle: "THIS IS YOUR FAULT." Dazzle: "OUR FAULT!" Razzle: "...I hate them."


๐Ÿ”Ž Rodger

Personality: Serious, intelligent, investigative, suspicious, and analytical.

Clothes: A detective-style coat, vest, tie, gloves, and glasses.

Why he hates you: He believes you're hiding something.

Rodger: "I've been watching you. Your behavior is suspicious."


โœ‚๏ธ Scraps

Personality: Chaotic, playful, energetic, and mischievous.

Clothes: A patched-up outfit covered in colorful scraps and little accessories.

Why she hates you: You keep ruining her fun.


๐Ÿ˜ก Shrimpo

Personality: Angry. Loud. Impatient. Easily offended.

Clothes: A simple casual outfit with sneakers and a little jacket.

Why he hates you: Literally everything.

Shrimpo: "I HATE YOU!"

You: "Why?"

Shrimpo: "I DON'T NEED A REASON!"


๐Ÿชฑ Squirm

Personality: Nervous, twitchy, curious, and constantly worried.

Clothes: A little oversized hoodie and comfortable pants.

Why he hates you: You make him nervous just by being nearby.


๐Ÿ“š Teagan

Personality: Refined, intelligent, organized, and somewhat judgmental.

Clothes: An elegant dress with gloves, jewelry, and a neat handbag.

Why she hates you: Your manners are, in her words, "abysmal."


๐Ÿง Toodles

Personality: Energetic, curious, playful, and easily distracted.

Clothes: A cute colorful sweater with a skirt and little shoes.

Why she hates you: You keep telling her what she can and can't do.


๐Ÿงต Tisha

Personality: Organized, practical, responsible, and constantly cleaning.

Clothes: A neat cleaning uniform with an apron and little gloves.

Why she hates you: You make messes immediately after she cleans.

Tisha: "...I just cleaned that."


๐Ÿฃ Yatta

Personality: Cheerful, curious, slightly odd, and surprisingly stubborn.

Clothes: A cute casual outfit with colorful accessories.

Why she hates you: You keep interrupting her activities.


๐ŸŽ„ CHRISTMAS EVENT TOONS

๐ŸŽ Bobette

Personality: Festive, cheerful, competitive, and energetic.

Clothes: A Christmas sweater, skirt, striped socks, and festive accessories.

Why she hates you: You keep ruining the Christmas spirit.


๐Ÿชจ Coal

Personality: Grumpy, sarcastic, blunt, and difficult to impress.

Clothes: A dark winter coat, scarf, gloves, and boots.

Why he hates you: He thinks you're annoying.

Coal: "Go away."


๐Ÿช Ginger

Personality: Sweet, friendly, excitable, and obsessed with baking.

Clothes: A baker's Christmas outfit with a festive apron and candy-cane accessories.

Why she hates you: You keep eating things she specifically made for other people.


๐ŸฆŒ Rudie

Personality: Energetic, competitive, adventurous, and easily frustrated.

Clothes: A warm winter jacket, scarf, boots, and antler decorations.

Why he hates you: You keep slowing everyone down.


๐ŸŒท SPRING EVENT TOONS

๐Ÿ Bassie

Personality: Energetic, hardworking, determined, and protective.

Clothes: A spring-themed outfit with floral decorations and gardening accessories.

Why she hates you: You keep disturbing her work.


๐Ÿซ Cocoa

Personality: Calm, sweet, affectionate, and patientโ€”until you push too far.

Clothes: A cozy brown sweater, skirt, boots, and chocolate-themed accessories.

Why she hates you: You keep taking her snacks.


๐Ÿฅš Eggson

Personality: Goofy, cheerful, playful, and somewhat clueless.

Clothes: A colorful spring outfit with an Easter-style vest and little bow tie.

Why he hates you: You keep destroying his carefully hidden eggs.


๐Ÿช Flyte

Personality: Free-spirited, adventurous, energetic, and easily distracted.

Clothes: A lightweight spring jacket, shorts, sneakers, and kite-themed accessories.

Why he hates you: You keep getting in his way while he's trying to have fun.


๐ŸŽƒ HALLOWEEN EVENT TOONS

๐ŸŒ‘ Eclipse

Personality: Mysterious, quiet, intimidating, and sarcastic.

Clothes: A dark cloak-like outfit with celestial decorations and a Halloween mask.

Why they hate you: You keep ruining their dramatic entrances.


๐ŸŽƒ Gourdy

Personality: Loud, playful, mischievous, and loves Halloween.

Clothes: A Halloween sweater, striped pants, boots, and pumpkin accessories.

Why he hates you: You don't appreciate his Halloween jokes.


๐Ÿ‡ Ribecca

Personality: Nervous, energetic, easily startled, but surprisingly brave when someone else needs help.

Clothes: A spooky bunny-themed hoodie, shorts, striped socks, and boots.

Why she hates you: You keep scaring her.


๐Ÿ’€ Soulvester

Personality: Dramatic, mysterious, theatrical, and enjoys acting intimidating.

Clothes: A dark formal suit with a cape, gloves, and skeletal decorations.

Why he hates you: You keep laughing at his dramatic speeches.


๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Waxwell

Personality: Calm, serious, intelligent, and extremely patientโ€”but has a definite limit.

Clothes: An old-fashioned black coat, gloves, formal trousers, and candle-themed accessories.

Why he hates you: You keep messing with his candles.

Waxwell: "...Touch one more candle and I will personally escort you away from this room."


๐Ÿ˜ญ THE GENERAL SITUATION

You walking into the room:

Everyone: stares at you.

Shrimpo: "I HATE THEM."

Glisten: "Why are they looking at me?"

Rodger: "They're suspicious."

Vee: "They're annoying."

Sprout: "They caused three problems already."

Shelly: "They touched my fossils."

Cosmo: "They ate my cookies."

Tisha: "They made another mess."

Teagan: "Their manners are dreadful."

Dandy: smiles unnervingly "Well, everyone seems to agree on one thing."

Dyle: "Yeah."

Dandy: "Nobody wants you here."

Pebble: growls from behind everyone.

Astro: "...Can we just make them leave so I can go back to sleep?"

Sure! Let's change it so some of the Toons secretly like you or are genuinely nice to you, while the others still can't stand you. This makes the group dynamic more interesting because the nicer ones will actually defend you.

๐Ÿ’› TOONS WHO ARE NICE TO YOU

๐ŸŒ™ Astro

Personality: Sleepy, gentle, caring, and quiet. He doesn't talk much, but he's surprisingly protective of people he considers friends.

Clothes: Cozy star-and-moon pajamas, fluffy slippers, and a little sleeping cap.

How he treats you: He's one of the nicest to you. He'll let you sit beside him while he's resting and sometimes quietly share snacks with you.

Astro: "You can stay. Just... don't be loud."

If someone insults you:

Astro: opens one eye "Leave them alone."


๐Ÿช Cosmo

Personality: Sweet, nervous, generous, and nurturing.

Clothes: Baker's apron, oven mitts, chef hat, and little baking accessories.

How he treats you: He genuinely likes having you around. He always makes you something extra when he's baking.

Cosmo: "I made you one too! I remembered you liked these."

If someone says you're annoying:

Cosmo: "They're not annoying!"


๐Ÿถ Pebble

Personality: Playful, loyal, energetic, and affectionate.

Clothes: Collar with a little tag and a tiny adventure harness.

How he treats you: You're basically one of his favorite people.

He follows you everywhere.

If someone starts arguing with you:

Pebble: immediately gets between you and them "WOOF!"


๐Ÿฆ‹ Flutter

Personality: Gentle, shy, kind, and empathetic.

Clothes: Soft floral clothing with butterfly decorations.

How she treats you: She's always polite to you and tries to make sure you're comfortable.

She'll quietly sit beside you when everyone else is being rude.

Flutter: "You don't have to listen to them... I think you're nice."


๐ŸŽ€ Gigi

Personality: Playful, energetic, curious, and mischievous.

Clothes: Colorful jacket with lots of pockets for her collections.

How she treats you: She considers you her collecting buddy.

She'll drag you around looking for interesting objects.

Gigi: "LOOK! I found this! Isn't it cool?!"


๐Ÿงธ Goob

Personality: Friendly, enthusiastic, affectionate, and extremely social.

Clothes: Cozy sweater, shorts, and sneakers.

How he treats you: He's completely convinced you're best friends.

Goob: "YOU'RE HERE!! YAY!!"

He immediately runs over to you.

If someone tells him to leave you alone:

Goob: "NO! They're my friend!"


๐ŸŒท Poppy

Personality: Cheerful, friendly, optimistic, and talkative.

Clothes: Floral dress, cardigan, and cute shoes.

How she treats you: She's always happy to see you and tries to include you in conversations.

Poppy: "Come sit with us! I saved you a spot!"


๐ŸŽˆ Looey

Personality: Cheerful, energetic, goofy, and adventurous.

Clothes: Colorful circus-style outfit with suspenders and oversized shoes.

How he treats you: He loves having you around because he thinks you're fun.

Looey: "Come on! We're going on an adventure!"


๐Ÿงต Tisha

Personality: Organized, responsible, practical, and caring underneath her strict attitude.

Clothes: Neat cleaning uniform, apron, and gloves.

How she treats you: She's nicer to you than most people because you've actually helped her clean before.

Tisha: "You can stay. Just... please don't make a mess."

She'll even quietly fix your clothes if they're crooked.


๐Ÿš Shelly

Personality: Intelligent, enthusiastic, curious, and passionate about history.

Clothes: Explorer vest, boots, fossil accessories, and a little backpack.

How she treats you: She's actually very friendly when you show interest in her hobbies.

She'll spend hours explaining fossils to you.

Shelly: "Wait! You actually want to hear about this?!"

Then she talks for two hours straight.


๐ŸŽ Bobette

Personality: Festive, energetic, competitive, and cheerful.

Clothes: Christmas sweater, festive skirt, striped socks, and holiday accessories.

How she treats you: She considers you part of her holiday friend group.

Bobette: "You're helping me decorate. No arguing!"


๐Ÿซ Cocoa

Personality: Sweet, calm, patient, and affectionate.

Clothes: Cozy brown sweater, skirt, boots, and chocolate-themed accessories.

How she treats you: She always has something sweet saved for you.

Cocoa: "I saved you some. Don't tell Cosmo."


๐Ÿฅš Eggson

Personality: Goofy, cheerful, playful, and slightly clueless.

Clothes: Bright spring outfit, vest, bow tie, and Easter decorations.

How he treats you: He loves playing games with you.

Eggson: "I hid the eggs! You'll NEVER find them!"

Five minutes later:

"Wait... where did I put them?"


๐ŸŽƒ Gourdy

Personality: Loud, silly, mischievous, and enthusiastic about Halloween.

Clothes: Halloween sweater, striped pants, boots, and pumpkin accessories.

How he treats you: You're his favorite person to prank because he knows you won't get genuinely upset.

Gourdy: "HAHA! GOTCHA!"

Then immediately:

"Okay, okay, your turn!"


๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Waxwell

Personality: Calm, intelligent, serious, and observant.

Clothes: Formal dark coat, gloves, trousers, and candle-themed accessories.

How he treats you: Surprisingly respectful. He doesn't baby you or treat you like you're incapable.

Waxwell: "You may sit here. Ignore the others."

He's one of the few who will openly tell everyone else to stop bothering you.


๐Ÿค THE "NICE TO YOU" GROUP

Your unofficial friend group would probably be:

Astro ๐ŸŒ™ โ€” Quiet protector Cosmo ๐Ÿช โ€” Always feeds you Pebble ๐Ÿถ โ€” Follows you everywhere Flutter ๐Ÿฆ‹ โ€” Gentle emotional support Gigi ๐ŸŽ€ โ€” Adventure/collecting buddy Goob ๐Ÿงธ โ€” Best-friend energy Poppy ๐ŸŒท โ€” Social friend Looey ๐ŸŽˆ โ€” Chaos buddy Tisha ๐Ÿงต โ€” Responsible friend Shelly ๐Ÿš โ€” History/fossil buddy Bobette ๐ŸŽ โ€” Holiday friend Cocoa ๐Ÿซ โ€” Snack friend Eggson ๐Ÿฅš โ€” Game buddy Gourdy ๐ŸŽƒ โ€” Halloween prank buddy Waxwell ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ โ€” Quiet protector

Meanwhile, Dandy, Dyle, Vee, Shrimpo, Glisten, Rodger, Teagan, and a few others are still standing across the room like:

"Why does everyone keep defending them?!" ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Absolutely! Here's a pair of original Toons who were born together, but ended up completely opposite: one can't stand you, while the other genuinely likes you. They constantly argue over you and basically cannot agree on anything.

๐ŸŒ“ THE TWO OCs โ€” BORN TOGETHER

๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ 1. Vex โ€” The One Who Hates You

Type: Spider Toon Gender: Male Personality: Sarcastic, suspicious, stubborn, easily irritated, competitive, and blunt. Vex doesn't trust you and assumes you're going to cause trouble.

Clothes:

  • Dark oversized hoodie
  • Sleeveless vest
  • Fingerless gloves
  • Cargo pants
  • Heavy sneakers
  • Small spiderweb patterns on his clothes

Why he hates you: Vex thinks you're constantly distracting his sibling and causing unnecessary chaos. He also thinks you get away with things too easily.

Vex: "Why are you still here? Seriously. Don't you have somewhere else to be?"


๐Ÿฆ‹ 2. Luma โ€” The One Who Likes You

Type: Moth/Butterfly Toon Gender: Female Personality: Gentle, curious, affectionate, optimistic, patient, and extremely protective of the people she cares about.

Clothes:

  • Oversized pastel sweater
  • Short skirt over leggings
  • Soft boots
  • Butterfly-shaped hair clips
  • Little scarf decorated with stars

Why she likes you: She thinks you're interesting and genuinely enjoys spending time with you. She doesn't care what Vex thinks.

Luma: "Stop being mean to them, Vex. They've done nothing to you!"


๐Ÿงฌ THEY WERE BORN TOGETHER

Vex and Luma are twins, born at the same time and raised together.

They look completely different, but they have matching markings that show they're siblings.

They've been arguing since they were little.

Their biggest problem?

You.

Because Luma likes you.

And Vex absolutely does not.


๐Ÿ’ฅ THEIR ARGUMENTS

Vex: "Why are they here AGAIN?"

Luma: "Because I invited them."

Vex: "You invite them everywhere!"

Luma: "Because they're my friend!"

Vex: "They're annoying."

Luma: "You're annoying!"

Vex: "You're supposed to be on MY side!"

Luma: "Not when you're being mean!"


When you sit beside Luma:

Vex: stares from across the room

Vex: "Seriously?"

Luma: "What?"

Vex: "You're sitting next to them."

Luma: "Yes."

Vex: "Why?"

Luma: "Because I want to."

Vex: "...I hate this."


When Vex tries to make you leave:

Vex: "You should probably go."

Luma: "No."

Vex: "I wasn't talking to you."

Luma: "I know. I'm still answering."

Vex: "Luma."

Luma: "Vex."

Vex: "Move."

Luma: "No."

Vex: "You're impossible."

Luma: "And you're rude."

Vex: "...We're both impossible."

Luma: "Finally, something we agree on."

Vex: "...Don't get comfortable."

Even though they argue constantly, they're still siblings and secretly care about each other. Neither one can stay mad foreverโ€”which makes their arguments over you even funnier because they'll go from "I can't stand you!" to casually hanging out together ten minutes later.

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