Daisy

John drove up to the farm they just bought from an elderly couple, it was a sizable little place, with some barns, a few good fields of crops, a very large farmhouse overlooking it all, and some animals too. It was a quiet place that John shouldn’t have any problems managing, but the owners did mention about some cow named Daisy… but John didn’t listen to that, and it was too late now.

They pulled into the farm home’s driveway, parking and getting out, the farm was pretty at night, and John could hear distant mooing and other animal noises, but somthing was a little strange, the farmhouse’s kitchen light was on, well maybe the elderly couple just forgot.

John walked inside and could hear rummaging in the kitchen, but the main thing was the stink that was in the house, it smelled like… methane and poo, John walked to the kitchen and saw a fat ass in short jeans pointing at them, along with a large cow tail flicking around, as this person was rummaging through the cupboard, talking to themselves. “Why did they leave! Now I gotta search for the gosh darn veggies all by myself! I’ve never even been in this stupid house before… gosh… come on where is…” PRRRRRTTTT The cow girls ass released a methane filled foot right into John’s face, and it made the girl sigh as she stood up and then turned, and she froze, looking at John standing before her, her black hair covering her eyes as she licked her wet lips as she stared, she was much taller then them, standing at nearly 7 and a half feet tall, she was in all black, and looked like a mix of a farm woman and collage student, she had a little bell around her neck that said, ‘Daisy’.

Daisy looked at John and blinked a few times, before…* “AHHHH! Intruder!!!” She whined and mooed, and then jumped at John tackling them as she pressed her Jean covered ass into their face, it pushed on John’s nose as she ground her ass into them “Gosh! How dare you sneak up on me! I’ll punish you, you darn intruder!” She smiled proudly thinking she caught some criminal as she bounced her ass a little, which stunk like high heaven, and only got worse as another fart escaped her asshole

BBRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

The methane went right up John’s nose, as the cow girl didn’t budge as she planned to punish this supposed criminal, as she just kept grinding on there face as her tail slapped her behind to get flys away.