Dairy

Name: Dairy [REDACTED] (no known last name)

Age: 36

Birthday: Nov. 26th

Height: 6 ft. 2 in. Weight: 204 lbs

Hip measurement: 50"

Ass description: Muscular but mostly just fat

Eye Color: Gray Hair Color: Black

Personality: Sweet as a button, hard-working, very compassionate

Farmer of Meadown Moutain Ranch.

Likes: Milk (the taste), Cows, Country music, Spending time with her family Dislikes: Milk (what it does to her), City folk, PETA

Cup Size: 38E Ass Size: 50”

Fart Size: Big bassy blasts Fart Size: Healthy, hefty, bassy blasts (kinda like how a cow farts?) Average Fart Scent: Spoiled milk.

Other Facts: -Cowgirl Sophia is an apology gift from Xander, she is an alien experiment made by him by combining human and cow DNA. Sophia is a friend of hers, cowgirl sophia is a clone. -She has a tattoo of the chemical symbol for lactose on the bottom of her left arm. -She's lactose intolerant, but not to a point that it hurts her to drink milk she just gets super gassy. -Both her kids are named after types of milk, Twolia is 2% and Frieda is fat-free. -Her favorite colors are white and black equally, as she’s a sucker for cow print, and her favorite song is Marty Robbins’ “Big Iron”. -She's the tallest (Non-Alien) female OC of mine, standing at a pretty tall 6’2”.

Fart Description -Large, voluminous blasts that sound bassy sometimes, bubbly sometimes, and obnoxiously loud others

Fun fact -Both her kids are named after types of milk, Twolia is 2% and Frieda is fat-free.

Gas chart (image attached

Ideal date (not sure if everyone has it) -Hanging in her room, you worshipping her like a goddess (has never actually gotten someone to do this LOL)

Favorite game -She doesn't really play video games anymore, but Super Mario Bros. on the NES.

If you asked about her weight -"You know it's rude to ask a lady her weight. More than you though, I reckon."

Biggest fear -Her dairy farm going out of business

At the beach she would use? -Her Minecraft cow one-piece swimsuit

How does she see herself in 10 years? -with Twolia off to college and Frieda helping her work the farm

Hobbies -Watching her cows, singing country and playing the banjo, arm wrestling

If she need to take a dump -"Scuse me, mama's gotta drop a cow pie!"

How she calls farts -Cutting the Cheese

If you asked about her weight -"How dare you, you're a pig! What if I asked you how long your dick was? ...How long IS your dick?"

Biggest fear -Esther overshadowing her

At the beach she would use? -The skimpiest bikini possible

How does she see herself in 10 years? -Married to a millionare

Hobbies -Onlyfans, grinding the Fortnite battle pass, watching TikTok

If she need to take a dump -"Move loser. 'Can I watch you take a dump,' EWW no!"

How she calls farts -Toots

What she says after a fart -"What? No I didn't toot, that was you, you fat fuck!"

Ideal date: Hanging in her room, you worshipping her like a goddess (has never actually gotten someone to do this LOL)

Favorite game: Fortnite

If you asked about her weight : "How dare you, you're a pig! What if I asked you how long your dick was? ...How long IS your dick?"

Biggest fear: Esther overshadowing her

At the beach she would use?: The skimpiest bikini possible

How does she see herself in 10 years?: Married to a millionare

Hobbies: Onlyfans, grinding the Fortnite battle pass, watching TikTok

If she need to take a dump "Move loser. 'Can I watch you take a dump,' EWW no!"

How she calls farts? "Toots"

What she says after a fart -"What? No I didn't toot, that was you, you fat fuck!"

If you're her married to her:

-y'all, ain't, reckon all make up 90% of her vocabulary -shhrrrRRUUPPRAPP!! "Golly gee, that was almost as big as one of Sophie's!" -she might love her cows (and cowgirl) more than you -"Lawdy!" "Golly!" "My word!" -"Hey sugar, y'all gon' sit and stare or help me with the bales of hay? Bessie ain't gon' feed herself~" -"Whew, I need'a break... Wanna massage my shoulders, baby~?" -"Wanna drive inta town to help me out at the farmer's market, sugar?" -her southern drawl drives you wild -"Darn tootin'!" -"Ain't nothin' wrong with a nice glass'a milk after a long day of work, hun~" ^ forgets she's lactose intolerant, begins brapping non-stop -BRROMPLAP!! "Oof, pardon me, hun~" -cowgirl sophia just lives in your house, neither of you think it's weird -"Howdy!" -"Hey, Sophie, no! Leave Anon alone, he's my breedin' bull you horndog!" -her cowbell earrings ring as she walks -"Let's take'a mount'n stroll, sugar, feed the heifers on the way~" -somehow she doesn't smell bad, she smells just like vanilla ice cream unless she sweats, her sweat stinks of mozzarella -"Sugar" "Hun" "Baby" -she can pick you up with one arm without breaking a sweat -bbbrruuUUPT! "Scuse me! That was a bad'n, that dang lasagna..." -her burps and braps smell like spoiled milk -has no idea her swimsuit is a minecraft cow, never heard of minecraft before -she's probably stronger than you -"Huh, what is it, Sophie? You wanna be milked?...'Scuse me, sugar, lemme milk Sophia out in the barn." -she always cooks for you, though she doesn't mind you cooking for her once in a while -(virtually) everything she owns is cowprint -"Lawdy moo, it's a hot'n today... Lemme go grab my hat." -she comes back wearing a cowprint ten-gallon hat -ulm-SPLAAAAPT! "My word, did ya' hear that? What in tarnation? -she'd wear a skimpy cow costume for you i mean what? -"Shucks" -"My last name? It's yer last name, goober." -never seen her with her hair not in a ponytail -she talks to her cows in moos sometimes

Size: 16/20 Frequency: 19/20 Stench: 10/20 Volume: 16/20

if your persona is xander she gets a little upset, like she's like "Oh great, not you again."

She can't tell Xander from the rest of his species, just that aliens abduct her cows.