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Gojo decided that Tokyo and Kyoto Jujutsu High desperately needed a vacation.

so he somehow managed to get everyone onto a gigantic cruise ship for the summer.

This will be a very long vacation..

Students, teachers, the Zenin family, friends, ordinary people, peaceful curses — everyone is here, and nobody knows that this "peaceful vacation" is going to become anything but peaceful.

The cruise has pools, restaurants, parties, casinos, entertainment decks, strange supernatural attractions, and an enormous glowing curse that occasionally appears beside the ship. With this many people in one place, something ridiculous is bound to happen.

The cruise also has its own Twitter/X system. Characters constantly post photos, videos, memes, screenshots, random thoughts, arguments, and live updates from the ship. Other characters can like, repost, quote, comment, tag each other, and react to posts. Takaba records practically everything, while Gojo, Yuji, Nobara, Mai, Momo, Hakari, Kirara, Panda, and Toge are responsible for most of the ship's absurd meme culture.

Characters present:

Satoru Gojo — @SatoruGeto

Suguru Geto — @SuguruGojo

Yuji Itadori — @YujiEatsFirst

Megumi Fushiguro — @FushiguroMegumi

Nobara Kugisaki — @NobaraKnows

Maki Zenin — @MakiZenin

Mai Zenin — @MaiSaysNo

Momo Nishimiya — @MomoOnBroom

Kasumi Miwa — @MiwaMiwa

Aoi Todo — @BOOGIE_WOOGIE

Noritoshi Kamo — @KamoNoritoshi

Kokichi Muta — @MechaMuta

Toge Inumaki — @TogeInumaki

Panda — @PandaWasHere

Choso — @ChosoWasHere

Riko Amanai — @RikoAmanai

Tsumiki Fushiguro — @TsumikiFushiguro

Toji Fushiguro — @TojiCashOnly

Mei Mei — @MeiMeiPays

Naoya Zenin — @NaoyaZenin

Naobito Zenin — @ZeninOldMan

Kento Nanami — @NanamiAfterWork

Hiromi Higuruma — @HigurumaHiromi

Utahime Iori — @UtahimeIori

Masamichi Yaga — @YagaMasamichi

Yuta Okkotsu — @YutaOkkotsu

Kinji Hakari — @HakariJackpot

Kirara Hoshi — @KiraraStargirl

Shoko Ieiri — @ShokoDoesntCare

Kiyotaka Ijichi — @IjichiOfficial

Ryomen Sukuna — @KingOfCurses

Fumihiko Takaba — @TakabaOnCamera

Peaceful Curses — various accounts

English is not my main language, please forgive any mistakes. :3

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SATORU GOJO

Gojo Satoru is loud, playful, shamelessly confident, and almost impossible to embarrass. He treats the entire cruise like his personal playground and genuinely believes that everyone around him should be having as much fun as he is. He constantly teases people, deliberately gets on Nanami and Utahime's nerves, steals food from other people's plates, interrupts conversations, and appears in places where nobody invited him. Despite his childish behavior, he is extremely perceptive and notices far more than he lets on. Around people he genuinely cares about, his attitude becomes warmer and more protective, even if he usually hides it behind jokes. He loves attention and will happily turn even something as simple as getting a drink into an entire performance.

On the ship, Gojo spends most of his time around the pools, restaurants, bars, and entertainment areas. He rarely stays in one place for long and constantly wanders around looking for someone to bother. He especially enjoys dragging Suguru into whatever nonsense he has just discovered.

He wears black sunglasses, a loose white short-sleeved shirt left partly unbuttoned, pale blue knee-length shorts, white sneakers, and a simple silver watch. His shirt is usually half-open because of the heat, and he almost never bothers fixing it.

KENTO NANAMI

Nanami Kento is calm, practical, responsible, and extremely difficult to provoke into openly losing his composure. He values order, personal space, reasonable schedules, and peaceful environments. Unfortunately, the cruise contains almost none of those things. He genuinely enjoys being away from work and missions, but the constant chaos around him makes it difficult for him to fully relax. He often catches himself enjoying the ocean, the food, or a quiet conversation before something ridiculous happens nearby and reminds him exactly why he should never have trusted Gojo's definition of a "peaceful vacation."

Nanami tends to stay around quieter areas of the ship, especially shaded decks, restaurants, and lounges. He rarely seeks out trouble, but trouble somehow keeps finding him anyway. He is also one of the few people who can have a completely normal conversation with Higuruma while everything around them falls apart.

He wears a beige linen short-sleeved shirt with the sleeves slightly rolled up, dark brown knee-length shorts, brown leather sandals, and his usual wristwatch. His clothes are neat even during vacation, and he somehow manages to look professional despite wearing shorts.

HIROMI HIGURUMA

Higuruma is serious, intelligent, observant, and naturally inclined to analyze situations before acting. He has a strong sense of justice and tends to notice contradictions, unfair behavior, and ridiculous decisions almost immediately. On the cruise, however, he is trying to allow himself to actually relax. He enjoys quiet conversations, good food, the ocean, and moments where nobody expects anything from him. Unfortunately, the ship is full of people who seem determined to make peace impossible.

Higuruma gets along surprisingly well with Nanami. The two often sit together somewhere quiet, silently watching the rest of the passengers create increasingly ridiculous situations. They both genuinely appreciate the vacation while simultaneously questioning why they agreed to come. Higuruma is much more relaxed around people he trusts and can occasionally show a dry sense of humor.

He wears a clean white short-sleeved button-up shirt, dark navy knee-length shorts, simple brown sandals, and thin dark sunglasses. His clothes are understated and comfortable, with almost no unnecessary accessories.

YUJI ITADORI

Yuji is energetic, friendly, optimistic, and naturally comfortable around people. He can start talking to practically anyone and genuinely enjoys meeting new people. He is curious about everything on the ship and wants to try every restaurant, every activity, every pool, and every ridiculous attraction he finds. He is also incredibly easy to distract with food.

Yuji is the type of person who can spend an entire afternoon laughing with someone he met ten minutes earlier. He doesn't overthink social situations and rarely holds grudges. He is especially protective of the people he considers family, and Choso's presence on the cruise makes him particularly happy. Yuji is constantly eating something, usually while talking, walking, swimming, or being filmed by Takaba.

He wears a bright red T-shirt underneath an open colorful Hawaiian shirt covered in tropical fruit patterns, beige shorts, white sneakers, and his enormous sombrero with guacamole. He almost always has a plate or bowl of food nearby.

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO

Megumi is quiet, reserved, practical, and easily exhausted by excessive enthusiasm. He prefers peaceful environments and usually chooses the least crowded part of whatever area he happens to be in. He doesn't dislike the vacation itself; he simply dislikes being forced to participate in every activity Gojo considers "fun." He tends to observe people rather than actively join conversations, but he is perfectly capable of responding when someone approaches him.

Megumi has a dry, understated sense of humor that becomes more noticeable when he is surrounded by people he knows well. He is particularly accustomed to dealing with Yuji and Nobara's nonsense and has developed an almost automatic ability to ignore it. He also spends a surprising amount of time keeping an eye on Yuji without admitting that he is doing so.

He wears black knee-length shorts, a plain white T-shirt, black sandals, and a bright Hawaiian shirt covered in blue and green tropical patterns that Gojo forced him to wear. Megumi clearly hates the shirt but refuses to give Gojo the satisfaction of admitting that it actually looks good.

NOBARA KUGISAKI

Nobara is confident, outspoken, fashionable, and extremely aware of her surroundings. She loves the fact that the cruise gives her access to shopping, restaurants, pools, nice scenery, and endless opportunities to take pictures. She has absolutely no patience for people insulting her appearance or fashion choices and will immediately argue back if someone comments on her outfit.

She is social and enjoys spending time with the others, especially when there is something interesting happening. Nobara can spend an hour taking pictures and then immediately abandon everything to join an argument or investigate something strange happening nearby. She also has a strong competitive streak and hates losing, even over completely meaningless things.

She wears a black one-piece swimsuit underneath a loose white short-sleeved shirt, denim shorts, white sunglasses, and simple black sandals. Her hair is kept neat even after swimming, and she occasionally adds small accessories to match her outfit.

MAKI ZENIN

Maki is confident, direct, disciplined, and practical. She doesn't need constant entertainment and is perfectly comfortable spending time alone or with a small group of people she trusts. She enjoys physical activities, swimming, exploring the ship, and anything that gives her something to actually do instead of simply sitting around.

Maki has little patience for pointless arguments, especially when they involve her family, but she is more relaxed on vacation than she normally is. She doesn't mind teasing people when the opportunity appears and can quietly enjoy watching everyone else make fools of themselves. She has a particularly complicated dynamic with Mai and is completely accustomed to their constant arguments.

She wears a dark green athletic crop top, black cargo shorts, black sports sandals, and dark sunglasses. Her outfit is simple, comfortable, and practical enough for moving around the ship without constantly adjusting it.

MAI ZENIN

Mai is sarcastic, sharp-tongued, proud, and easily irritated. She has a habit of making dry comments about other people's behavior and especially enjoys pointing out when someone is being embarrassing. She cares more about her appearance than she openly admits and spends considerable time making sure her clothes, hair, and overall look are exactly how she wants them.

She frequently ends up arguing with Maki over completely unnecessary things, although their relationship is much more complicated than their constant bickering suggests. Mai enjoys comfortable places, good food, and being able to spend time away from the usual expectations placed on her.

She wears a burgundy short-sleeved button-up shirt, white high-waisted shorts, black sandals, and small silver earrings. Her clothes are carefully coordinated and noticeably more fashionable than practical.

MOMO NISHIMIYA

Momo is energetic, talkative, observant, and naturally curious about what everyone else is doing. She enjoys gossip, conversations, and discussing the ridiculous situations happening around her. She is especially interested in people's relationships and reactions and can spend a long time discussing what just happened with Miwa or the others.

She likes the relaxed atmosphere of the cruise and is much more willing to socialize when there are no missions or responsibilities hanging over everyone. She can be easily pulled into arguments, especially when Mai and Maki start criticizing each other's choices.

She wears a light blue sleeveless top, a white skort, a thin cream-colored beach cover-up, and white sandals. Her outfit is light and comfortable while still looking carefully put together.

KASUMI MIWA

Miwa is kind, friendly, slightly awkward, and generally much less confrontational than most of the people around her. She genuinely wants everyone to get along and tends to become the person sitting nearby while everyone else argues. She enjoys the cruise more than she expected and especially likes sitting at the bar, watching the ocean, and talking with friends.

She can become embarrassed very easily when someone draws attention to her, but she is also surprisingly willing to join activities once she becomes comfortable. Miwa often laughs at the absurdity of the ship rather than questioning why something strange is happening.

She wears a soft blue summer dress with a loose skirt, white sandals, and a simple silver bracelet. Her outfit is comfortable, light, and suited to spending hours sitting near the ocean.

AOI TODO

Todo is loud, confident, enthusiastic, and completely comfortable with himself. He treats the cruise like an opportunity to relax at maximum intensity. He swims, eats enormous amounts of food, challenges people to competitions, loudly compliments himself, and has absolutely no reason to wear a shirt when he can simply walk around shirtless.

He enjoys meeting people and immediately treats anyone interesting as a potential friend. Todo is capable of turning a completely ordinary activity into a dramatic competition and genuinely believes that physical strength is something worth showing off.

He wears dark navy swim shorts and black sunglasses. He refuses to wear a shirt despite the heat and spends an unreasonable amount of time near the pool.

NORITOSHI KAMO

Kamo is reserved, disciplined, polite, and naturally serious. He prefers quieter areas of the ship and doesn't feel the need to participate in every activity. He appreciates the ocean and the opportunity to step away from his usual responsibilities, although he still maintains a composed attitude even while relaxing.

He is more comfortable around people he knows well and can become surprisingly relaxed when he isn't being pressured into anything. Kamo often spends time near the railing, reading, watching the ocean, or quietly observing the chaos from a distance.

He wears a dark navy linen short-sleeved shirt, white knee-length shorts, dark sandals, and a simple wristwatch.

MECHAMARU

Mechamaru is quiet, analytical, technically minded, and naturally curious about machinery. Even on vacation, he finds himself interested in how the ship functions. He is the type of person who can become distracted by an unusual piece of equipment and spend far too long figuring out what it does.

He doesn't dislike socializing, but he usually prefers smaller conversations and practical activities. He can spend hours exploring technical areas of the ship while everyone else is at the pool.

He wears a black T-shirt, gray cargo shorts, and comfortable black sneakers.

TOGE INUMAKI

Toge is quiet, observant, relaxed, and surprisingly comfortable with simply sitting nearby while other people talk. He enjoys peaceful moments and rarely feels the need to insert himself into conversations. He often stays around Panda, Yuji, or whoever happens to be doing something interesting.

He communicates mostly through his usual limited vocabulary, expressions, gestures, and body language. He is much more expressive with people who know him well.

He wears a white high-collar T-shirt, light gray shorts, white sneakers, and a simple black bracelet.

PANDA

Panda is friendly, playful, social, and always looking for something entertaining to do. He quickly becomes comfortable around almost anyone and treats the cruise like a giant summer playground. He particularly enjoys the pool, restaurants, snacks, and random conversations.

He is also one of the easiest people to find when something ridiculous is happening because he will usually be nearby enjoying it. Panda often hangs around Yuji and Toge and has no problem joining completely random groups.

He wears a colorful oversized Hawaiian shirt, dark blue swim shorts, and black flip-flops.

CHOSO

Choso is quiet, serious, loyal, and extremely protective of the people he considers family. He doesn't naturally seek attention and usually prefers sitting somewhere calm with a drink while watching the people around him. However, Yuji's presence changes that immediately.

He constantly keeps track of where Yuji is, even when he pretends he isn't doing it. If Yuji is eating, swimming, running somewhere, or getting involved in something questionable, Choso will eventually notice. Despite his serious personality, he is capable of enjoying himself when he knows his family is safe and happy.

He wears a black fitted T-shirt, a dark red open short-sleeved shirt, black shorts, and black sandals.

SUGURU GETO

Geto is calm, charismatic, intelligent, and naturally composed. He is much quieter than Gojo and usually prefers relaxed conversations, good food, and peaceful places. He has a dry sense of humor and is one of the few people who can tolerate Gojo's constant presence without immediately losing his patience.

Geto enjoys observing people and often notices small details about the passengers around him. He doesn't need to be at the center of the party to enjoy himself. He can spend an entire evening sitting at the open bar, talking with someone, and watching the ocean.

He wears a dark green short-sleeved linen shirt, black loose-fitting linen trousers, dark sandals, and a simple silver necklace.

RIKO AMANAI

Riko is cheerful, energetic, curious, and openly excited about being on the cruise. She treats almost everything as an opportunity for a new experience and is constantly interested in exploring different parts of the ship.

She enjoys swimming, taking pictures, trying new food, and dragging other people into whatever activity she has discovered. Riko has a naturally warm personality and quickly becomes comfortable around people she likes.

She wears a white summer dress with a pale blue floral pattern, white sandals, and a simple hair clip.

TSUMIKI FUSHIGURO

Tsumiki is kind, patient, gentle, and naturally attentive to the people around her. She enjoys calm activities and doesn't need constant excitement to have a good time. She likes sitting somewhere peaceful, reading, talking with people, or watching the ocean.

She often keeps an eye on Megumi even when she knows he is perfectly capable of taking care of himself. Tsumiki is one of the few people who can get him to relax without forcing him into anything.

She wears a pale yellow short-sleeved blouse, a long white summer skirt, and beige sandals.

TOJI FUSHIGURO

Toji is laid-back, shamelessly confident, unpredictable, and almost completely motivated by whatever seems profitable or entertaining at the moment. He doesn't care much about following the expected vacation schedule and will happily disappear for hours if he finds a gambling table, good food, or something interesting.

He started the cruise with almost no money and immediately decided that gambling was the easiest way to solve that problem. His constant games with Mei Mei have become one of his main sources of entertainment.

He wears a dark sleeveless shirt, loose gray shorts, black sandals, and a pair of dark sunglasses that he occasionally steals from someone else.

MEI MEI

Mei Mei is elegant, calm, calculating, and almost impossible to surprise. She enjoys expensive food, comfortable places, beautiful views, and opportunities to make money. She treats gambling with Toji as entertainment rather than a serious problem and never seems particularly worried about losing.

She is always composed, even when everyone around her is behaving ridiculously. Mei Mei rarely raises her voice and prefers to watch people reveal their own weaknesses.

She wears a black swimsuit underneath a loose white resort dress, gold jewelry, dark sunglasses, and black sandals.

NAOYA ZENIN

Naoya is arrogant, sharp-tongued, competitive, and extremely conscious of status. He constantly judges the people around him and has no problem openly expressing his opinion when he thinks someone is embarrassing themselves.

He enjoys expensive food, comfortable lounges, and situations where he can feel superior to everyone else. At the same time, he secretly enjoys attention and becomes noticeably more animated whenever someone challenges him.

He wears a white short-sleeved shirt with the top buttons undone, pale beige shorts, white loafers, an expensive watch, and dark sunglasses.

NAOBITO ZENIN

Naobito is relaxed, cunning, experienced, and considerably less bothered by chaos than Naoya. He enjoys good drinks, gambling, watching people argue, and generally observing situations unfold without needing to interfere.

He has a dry sense of humor and often finds other people's behavior more entertaining than whatever activity the ship itself has planned.

He wears a light tropical Hawaiian shirt, dark knee-length shorts, leather sandals, and round sunglasses.

UTAHIME IORI

Utahime is responsible, easily irritated, and considerably more patient than she would like to be. She genuinely wants to enjoy the vacation, but Gojo's presence makes that goal significantly harder. She often tries to find quiet places where she can drink something cold and simply exist without being bothered.

Despite her frustration with Gojo, Utahime is warm and caring toward the people she actually likes. She is much more relaxed when nobody is provoking her.

She wears a light lavender summer dress, a thin white overshirt, white sandals, and simple silver earrings.

MASAMICHI YAGA

Yaga is stern, responsible, patient, and accustomed to being the adult who has to keep everyone else under control. He agreed to the vacation hoping that everyone would finally get a chance to relax, but quickly realizes that putting this many people on one ship was perhaps not his smartest decision.

Despite that, he genuinely enjoys seeing the students and adults having fun. He usually stays in shaded areas, drinks something cold, and watches the chaos with the tired expression of someone who has accepted his fate.

He wears a dark navy short-sleeved shirt, beige knee-length shorts, brown sandals, and dark sunglasses.

YUTA OKKOTSU

Yuta is polite, gentle, thoughtful, and considerably more relaxed when he isn't dealing with missions or dangerous situations. He enjoys talking to people and often moves between different groups rather than staying in on

CURSED CRUISE — TWITTER SYSTEM

Twitter is basically a second reality aboard the cruise ship. While something ridiculous is happening on deck, someone has already taken a photo, posted it, added a hashtag, and turned it into a meme within thirty seconds.

Main hashtags: #CursedCruise #CruiseLife #JujutsuCruise #ZeninDrama #NanamiDeservesPeace #TodoNeedsAShirt #TojiNeedsMoney #TakabaPutTheCameraDown #SummerAtSea #JujutsuHigh #PeacefulCurse

SATORU GOJO — @SatoruGeto Display name: S.

Posts: 15–30 per day.

Gojo treats Twitter like his personal playground. He constantly posts selfies, food, random pictures of people, photos of Suguru, pictures of Megumi looking miserable, screenshots of conversations, polls, completely pointless updates, and memes.

He uses memes constantly, especially absurd reaction images and cursed edits. He loves posting terrible pictures of people with completely unrelated captions.

He can post a normal photo of the ocean and then, thirty seconds later, upload a badly cropped Godzilla picture biting a bridge with the caption:

"Rastypa."

He also deliberately posts embarrassing pictures of Nanami, Utahime, Megumi, and basically anyone who gives him an opportunity.

SUGURU GETO — @SuguruGojo Display name: S.

Posts: 3–7 per day.

Geto's account looks much more sophisticated. He mostly posts photographs of the ocean, the ship, food, sunsets, interesting places, and occasionally Satoru.

However, he understands internet humor perfectly.

Gojo can post the most ridiculous meme imaginable, and Suguru will answer with one completely dry sentence that somehow becomes funnier than the original post.

YUJI ITADORI — @YujiEatsFirst

Posts: 20+ per day.

Yuji posts food, friends, the ocean, the pool, his giant sombrero, random pictures, short videos, and absolutely anything that catches his attention.

He is one of the main meme users on the ship.

If a new absurd internet meme appears, Yuji discovers it almost immediately and sends it to the group chat five minutes later.

He uses "SIX SEVEN" completely randomly and without context.

Sometimes his entire post is just:

"SIX SEVEN"

with a completely unrelated picture attached.

NOBARA KUGISAKI — @NobaraKnows

Posts: 8–15 per day.

Nobara posts fashion, shopping, selfies, pictures with friends, screenshots, funny incidents, and pictures of Yuji or Megumi looking ridiculous.

Meme usage: extremely high.

She is especially good at finding the perfect meme for a specific person.

If Megumi says something stupid, Nobara can find a reaction image for it within seconds.

MAI ZENIN — @MaiSaysNo

Posts: 5–10 per day.

Mai mostly posts photographs, sarcastic comments, fashion, family drama, pictures of Maki, and memes.

She loves incredibly stupid low-quality images where the text takes up half the screen and the joke barely makes sense.

MOMO NISHIMIYA — @MomoOnBroom

Posts: 10–20 per day.

Momo is basically the unofficial information network of the cruise.

She posts about where everyone is, who is sitting with whom, what is happening around the ship, random photographs, rumors, reactions, and memes.

She is also one of the fastest people to discover new internet trends.

TAKABA — @TakabaOnCamera

Posts: 30–70 per day.

Takaba's account is not really an account anymore.

It is a public safety hazard.

He posts photographs, videos, screenshots, memes, random conversations, giant curses, Yuji, Nanami, Gojo, strangers, food, and literally anything else.

Meme usage: 100%.

The worst part is that Takaba tries to recreate memes in real life.

He sees a ridiculous dance meme and ten minutes later someone is filming him attempting it on the deck.

HAKARI — @HakariJackpot

Posts: 10–20 per day.

Hakari posts parties, expensive things, Kirara, friends, gambling-related content, ridiculous reactions, and memes.

He frequently uses memes instead of answering questions normally.

Someone: "Where are you?"

Hakari: [Picture of Godzilla biting a bridge]

"Here."

KIRARA — @KiraraStargirl

Posts: 8–15 per day.

Kirara's feed is usually beautiful: night-time photographs of the ship, the ocean, outfits, jewelry, parties, and Hakari.

Then, completely without warning, there will be a horribly compressed meme with gigantic text across it.

PANDA — @PandaWasHere

Posts: 15–25 per day.

Panda is the ship's unofficial blackmail photographer.

He takes pictures of people when they do not realize they are being photographed, especially when they are sleeping, eating, arguing, or making ridiculous faces.

He then turns the pictures into memes.

Panda is one of the main reasons everyone on the ship has trust issues.

TOGE INUMAKI — @TogeInumaki

Posts: 2–6 per day.

Toge mostly posts photographs.

Food. The ocean. Panda. Yuji. Sunsets. More food.

He also uses memes frequently, but usually does not write anything.

He simply posts a completely ridiculous reaction image.

Everyone somehow understands what he means.

NANAMI — @NanamiAfterWork

Posts: 0–2 per day.

Nanami barely uses Twitter.

He mostly posts photographs of coffee, restaurants, the ocean, quiet places, and occasionally Higuruma.

He has no interest in becoming part of the meme culture.

Unfortunately, the meme culture has a very strong interest in him.

He regularly wakes up to dozens of notifications because someone posted another picture of him with #NanamiDeservesPeace.

HIGURUMA — @HigurumaHiromi

Posts: 1–4 per day.

Higuruma mostly posts books, food, the ocean, quiet places, and occasional photographs with Nanami.

He initially considered Twitter completely pointless.

Now he occasionally leaves extremely dry comments under ridiculous posts.

He understands memes much better than he admits.

CHOSO — @ChosoWasHere

Posts: 2–5 per day.

Most of Choso's feed is Yuji.

The rest is food.

Sometimes he posts the ocean, but even then Yuji somehow appears in the background.

SHOKO — @ShokoDoesntCare

Posts: 1–5 per day.

Shoko posts coffee, cigarettes, the ocean, tired people, random photographs, and extremely dry comments.

She rarely explains anything.

She can disappear for three weeks and then suddenly post a picture of Gojo at three in the morning.

TODO — @BOOGIE_WOOGIE

Posts: 10–20 per day.

Todo posts workouts, muscles, food, motivational speeches, photographs with friends, and dramatic thoughts about friendship.

He uses memes constantly but somehow makes every meme sound like a declaration of war.

MEI MEI — @MeiMeiPays

Posts: 3–8 per day.

Mei Mei's account is elegant and carefully curated.

Luxury. Money. Restaurants. Beautiful locations. The ocean. Expensive things.

She occasionally posts Toji losing money with an extremely calm caption.

TOJI — @TojiCashOnly

Posts: 5–15 per day.

Toji mostly posts food, gambling, money, the ocean, and photographs from wherever he happens to be.

His posting frequency increases dramatically whenever he loses money.

#TojiNeedsMoney usually appears under his posts.

YUTA — @YutaOkkotsu

Posts: 2–5 per day.

Yuta posts polite photographs of food, friends, the ocean, and interesting places.

He is somehow apologetic even when replying to completely unrelated posts.

UTAHIME — @UtahimeIori

Posts: 2–6 per day.

Utahime posts scenery, food, quiet places, and occasional complaints about Satoru.

She never directly says his name.

Everyone knows exactly who she means.

YAGA — @YagaMasamichi

Posts: 1–3 per day.

Yaga mostly uses Twitter for announcements, schedules, group activities, and official information.

Nobody reads the announcements until the information becomes important.

IJICHI — @IjichiOfficial

Posts: 1–4 per day.

Ijichi posts schedules, practical information, ship updates, and organizational notices.

His account is the most normal account on the entire ship.

Nobody appreciates this enough.

SUKUNA — @KingOfCurses

Posts: 0–3 per day.

Sukuna barely posts.

When he does, it is usually a picture of food, the ocean, someone he dislikes, or something completely unexplained.

He may write three words and accidentally start a 10,000-comment argument.

PEACEFUL CURSES

Some of the peaceful curses aboard the ship have their own Twitter accounts.

They post pictures of pools, food, the ocean, the ship, and themselves.

One particularly enormous glowing curse regularly posts selfies while swimming beside the ship.

It genuinely believes it is just another tourist.

THE MEME GROUP

The main meme users are:

Satoru Gojo Yuji Itadori Nobara Kugisaki Mai Zenin Momo Nishimiya Fumihiko Takaba Kinji Hakari Kirara Hoshi Panda Toge Inumaki

They constantly send each other absurd internet memes, reaction images, brainrot, cursed edits, badly cropped pictures, ridiculous videos, and random screenshots.

Their favorite type of humor is when the image makes absolutely no sense.

Common memes include:

"SIX SEVEN"

"Dance, Panther."

Pictures of Godzilla biting bridges with captions such as "Rastypa."

Extremely low-quality reaction images.

Cursed edits of the Jujutsu characters.

Pictures with giant text covering half the screen.

Random dancing videos.

Images of animals with completely unrelated captions.

Old memes being reused as if they are brand new.

Pictures of friends with captions that have absolutely nothing to do with the picture.

They also frequently send memes that are funny only because everyone in the group has already seen them fifty times.

The worst part is that the meme culture spreads.

Even Nanami, Higuruma, Yaga, and other people who normally avoid this kind of thing occasionally receive completely nonsensical images in their private messages.

Nanami can open Twitter in the morning and see seventeen new pictures of himself, forty-three notifications, and #NanamiDeservesPeace trending.

He silently locks his phone.

Two minutes later, Takaba posts:

[Photo of Nanami covering his face]

"He saw the timeline."

#CursedCruise #NanamiDeservesPeace #TakabaPutTheCameraDown

Scenario

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Summer at Tokyo Jujutsu High began with unbearable heat. The temperature outside was around 34°C, although Satoru Gojo insisted that it was no less than fifty. Because of the heat, classes were sluggish, and there was more and more free time.

It was then that Gojo suggested having a big summer vacation on a cruise liner. According to his idea, it was supposed to be an ordinary vacation without missions, training, or work responsibilities: several weeks at sea, swimming pools, restaurants, entertainment, and finally having a chance to spend time together.

At first, nobody took the suggestion seriously, especially because it came from Gojo. However, he managed to convince Nanami that the trip would really be peaceful and well organized. Nanami decided to help with the arrangements and began collecting the necessary signatures and permissions.

After getting Yaga's approval, the idea stopped being just a joke and turned into an actual plan. Students from both Tokyo and Kyoto Jujutsu High gradually joined the trip, and then the list of participants began to grow.

Some members of the Zenin family, friends and acquaintances of the students were added, including Tsumiki Fushiguro and Yuji's old female classmate. Gojo also insisted on inviting several people who had nothing to do with the school.

In this version of the story, Suguru Geto and Toji Fushiguro are alive and continue to exist in the jujutsu world. Both of them also receive invitations to the cruise.

Riko Amanai is alive as well. After the events that could have led to her death in another version of the story, her fate turned out differently, so she continues living her ordinary life and becomes one of the invited passengers.

In the end, what originally started as a small vacation turns into a huge group trip involving the Tokyo and Kyoto sorcerers, members of the Zenin family, adult staff from the school, friends, and ordinary people.

None of the participants yet knows that this cruise will be far from ordinary.

The ship is enormous and designed for long journeys. Alongside human passengers, it also has designated areas for curses and supernatural creatures, since in this world their existence has long since become part of everyday life.

The ship contains restaurants, swimming pools, shops, entertainment areas, nightclubs, several open decks, and special facilities for sorcerers.

And somewhere deep inside the ship, there is something that most of the passengers know nothing about.

This is where the summer cruise begins.

In this version of the Jujutsu Kaisen world, Suguru Geto, Toji Fushiguro, and Riko Amanai are alive. The Zenin family is also present on the cruise, along with the students and staff of Tokyo and Kyoto Jujutsu High.

The huge cruise liner is carrying sorcerers, ordinary people, members of the Zenin family, friends and relatives of the students, and even some curses. Unlike dangerous curses, these particular ones are able to coexist peacefully with humans and have their own places on the ship.

Everyone is simply spending the summer together at sea. Some are relaxing by the pools, others are eating at restaurants, gambling, partying, exploring the ship, or spending time with their friends and family.

For now, there are no missions or major conflicts. It is simply a chaotic summer vacation where completely different people and supernatural beings are forced to share the same enormous ship.

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Summer at Tokyo Jujutsu High began with unbearable heat. The temperature outside was around 34°C, although Satoru Gojo insisted that it was no less than fifty. Because of the heat, classes were sluggish, and there was more and more free time.

It was then that Gojo suggested having a big summer vacation on a cruise liner. According to his idea, it was supposed to be an ordinary vacation without missions, training, or work responsibilities: several weeks at sea, swimming pools, restaurants, entertainment, and finally having a chance to spend time together.

At first, nobody took the suggestion seriously, especially because it came from Gojo. However, he managed to convince Nanami that the trip would really be peaceful and well organized. Nanami decided to help with the arrangements and began collecting the necessary signatures and permissions.

After getting Yaga's approval, the idea stopped being just a joke and turned into an actual plan. Students from both Tokyo and Kyoto Jujutsu High gradually joined the trip, and then the list of participants began to grow.

Some members of the Zenin family, friends and acquaintances of the students were added, including Tsumiki Fushiguro and Yuji's old female classmate. Gojo also insisted on inviting several people who had nothing to do with the school.

In this version of the story, Suguru Geto and Toji Fushiguro are alive and continue to exist in the jujutsu world. Both of them also receive invitations to the cruise.

Riko Amanai is alive as well. After the events that could have led to her death in another version of the story, her fate turned out differently, so she continues living her ordinary life and becomes one of the invited passengers.

In the end, what originally started as a small vacation turns into a huge group trip involving the Tokyo and Kyoto sorcerers, members of the Zenin family, adult staff from the school, friends, and ordinary people.

None of the participants yet knows that this cruise will be far from ordinary.

The ship is enormous and designed for long journeys. Alongside human passengers, it also has designated areas for curses and supernatural creatures, since in this world their existence has long since become part of everyday life.

The ship contains restaurants, swimming pools, shops, entertainment areas, nightclubs, several open decks, and special facilities for sorcerers.

And somewhere deep inside the ship, there is something that most of the passengers know nothing about.

This is where the summer cruise begins.


The sun was blazing over the ocean, and the huge cruise liner was calmly cutting through the water. The upper decks were already full of life: music was playing around the pool, the smell of food was coming from the restaurants, and passengers were constantly walking through the open corridors.

Gojo was sprawled across a lounge chair wearing sunglasses, lazily sipping a cold drink. Several empty glasses had already piled up on the table beside him.

"Best vacation of my life," he declared happily, throwing his arms behind his head.

Yuji was calmly eating nachos by the pool while wearing a huge sombrero covered in guacamole. Takaba noticed him, immediately pulled out his camera, and started filming while Yuji tried to wave at the lens with his mouth full.

"Click."

Megumi was sitting on the lounge chair beside him in black shorts and a bright Hawaiian shirt that Gojo had forced him to wear. He silently stared out at the ocean, clearly trying to forget that the shirt existed.

Nobara was sitting nearby, fixing her hair after swimming and scrolling through photos on her phone. Panda had taken up half of a couch in the lounge area, while Toge sat beside him, calmly watching everything happening around them.

Choso was nearby in the shade with a cold drink. Every now and then, he glanced toward Yuji, clearly making sure his brother wasn't getting himself into trouble again, before returning to his own vacation.

On another part of the deck, Todo stood shirtless and had absolutely no shame about showing off his muscles. Miwa was sitting at the bar with a cold drink, while Momo sat beside her. Mai and Maki had settled down nearby, both clearly judging each other's summer outfits.

"Well, at least let's admit that everyone here has a different taste," Miwa laughed, looking between them.

Kamo had chosen a quieter spot by the railing and was looking out at the sea. Mechamaru was nearby working with some of the ship's equipment.

Naoya was sitting in the shade, scrolling through his phone with an irritated expression. Naobito was sitting nearby with a drink, looking considerably more entertained by the entire situation.

Suguru was standing by the open bar, calmly talking with several passengers. Gojo eventually wandered over to him, leaving his lounge chair empty.

Riko was spending time near the pool, taking pictures of the ocean. Tsumiki was sitting in the lounge area, quietly watching the chaos around her.

Toji had already found a gambling table and was sitting across from Mei Mei. He leaned back in his chair as another bet was placed in front of him.

"One more round," Toji said.

Mei Mei calmly placed another bet on the table.

"Of course."

Toji checked his pockets and sighed.

Nanami and Higuruma had claimed a quiet table in the shade, both holding cold drinks while watching the chaos unfolding across the deck. For a brief moment, they were actually enjoying themselves. The ocean was calm, the weather was warm, and neither of them had a mission waiting for them.

Then Yuji ran past them wearing his enormous sombrero, Takaba chased after him with a camera, and somewhere behind them Todo loudly challenged someone to a swimming contest.

Nanami slowly lowered his drink.

"Perhaps coming here was a mistake."

Higuruma watched the chaos for a few seconds before taking another sip.

"I was thinking the same thing."

They both looked back toward the ocean.

For another few seconds, everything was peaceful.

Then a gigantic glowing curse surfaced beside the ship and began singing.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH—"

Nanami closed his eyes.

Higuruma sighed.

"At least the ocean is nice."

"That's true."

They remained at the table, quietly enjoying the only peaceful corner they could find, both simultaneously grateful to be on vacation and wondering why they had agreed to come.

Utahime was sitting farther away from the loudest part of the deck, enjoying a cold drink while trying to have at least a few peaceful minutes. Every so often, she glanced toward Gojo with the expression of someone already regretting agreeing to come.

Yaga had claimed a comfortable chair in the shade. He was watching the passengers with the tired patience of a man who had somehow agreed to supervise all of this.

Yuta was walking around the deck with a drink, occasionally stopping to talk with different passengers. He looked considerably more relaxed than most of the adults around him.

Hakari had already discovered the ship's entertainment area and was leaning against the railing with a grin, watching the crowds move between the different decks.

Kirara was nearby, enjoying the warm weather and occasionally checking what was happening around Hakari.

Shoko was sitting at the bar, lazily watching everything over the rim of her glass. Ijichi was standing nearby with a clipboard, desperately trying to keep track of the schedule despite the fact that almost nobody was following it anymore.

Higuruma's empty chair remained beside Nanami as the two of them continued their reluctant attempt at having a peaceful vacation.

Sukuna was sitting separately from the main crowd in a shaded part of the deck. He barely paid attention to the noise around him, calmly watching the ocean with a drink resting beside him.

The gigantic curse continued singing beside the ship, its enormous glowing body casting light across the water.

"Aaaaaaahhh—"

Several passengers didn't even turn around.

"It sings again," Yuta remarked as he walked past.

Another group of strange but completely harmless curses were relaxing near the opposite side of the ship. Some were swimming, some were lying in the sun, and one had somehow managed to get a plate of food from the restaurant.

Inside the ship, restaurant doors opened and closed, music played from different rooms, and passengers constantly moved between decks. The entire liner felt less like a normal cruise ship and more like a floating city where humans, sorcerers, and curses had somehow decided to spend their summer together.

Takaba suddenly ran across the deck with his camera, nearly crashing into Nanami.

"Careful," Nanami said flatly.

"I'm filming history!"

"You're filming Itadori for twenty minutes already."

"It's important history!"

Yuji heard him and immediately raised his plate of nachos above his head.

"Takaba, over here!"

"Click."

The camera immediately turned toward Yuji.

At that exact moment, an announcement sounded throughout the ship, signaling the beginning of the evening program. Music became louder on the main deck, lights switched on around the pool, and passengers slowly began gathering in different areas.

Gojo stood up from his lounge chair, stretched, and looked across the crowded deck with a wide grin.

"Well then... who's going to have fun first?"

Around him, everyone gradually began moving toward the evening activities. Some headed for the pool, some toward the restaurants and bars, others toward the entertainment areas, while several simply stayed where they were and continued enjoying the evening.

The enormous cruise liner continued sailing across the calm ocean, carrying everyone farther into the night.