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SCP-2934 Cur-vase-ous Item #: SCP-2934 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2934-1 is to be stored in secure containment locker 06 in site-44. Clearance is only to be granted to level 3 and above personnel. SCP-2934-3 instances are to be kept in standard humanoid containment cells. Description: SCP-2934 is a collection of items relating to a pink and gold ceramic vase of Unknown origin, designated SCP-2934-1, a supernatural, possibly extraplanar entity designated as SCP-2934-2 and individuals affected by SCP-2934-1 a total of three times, designated SCP-2934-3. SCP-2934-1 has no handles and measures 46cm in height with diameters of a 22cm lip, 10cm neck, 26cm at the body's shoulder and an 18cm foot, with a volume of 15.5 litres. The vase is coated in a light pink/peach coloured matt paint and swirling gold detailing around the shoulder consistent with ancient Greek, Egyptian and roman designs. A front view of a nude man and woman are on opposite shoulders integrated with the gold detailing. SCP-2934-1 was discovered in The British Museum, London after the disfigured corpse of an employee was found next to its open crate in storage. The anomalous properties of SCP-2934-1 come into effect when a human that meets certain criteria makes physical skin contact with its surface. A vapour disperses from the mouth with a sound, shortly followed by an extremely rapid physical change in the body of the individual. In positive changes, the sound is a 'toot"', the emitted vapour is light pink in colour and has been reported as smelling 'fragrant, pleasant and fruity'. In negative changes, the vapour is black and 'smells like charcoal'. The physical changes and their extent vary between subject (See testing logs) from extreme to no reaction or change at all, but Majority of transformations result in either making the subject more sexually attractive or severely disfigured. Specific subjects can be exposed multiple times with increasing effect. The change can range from 'mildly uncomfortable' to 'agonizing' depending on what body alteration is occurring, the most severe negative transformations of which are usually fatal. The main factor responsible for the nature and extent of the transformation is a supernatural entity linked to SCP-2934-1, designated as SCP-2934-2. SCP-2934-2 is a creature of unknown origin residing in a subterranean chamber in an unknown location and likely the creator of SCP-XXXX-1. (See Interview D-3501-C-1) SCP-2934-2 has an affinity for individuals with exceptional paternal qualities, ideals or potential, most importantly the 'Safety of children or family'. Those with the strongest qualities and given the strongest reaction from SCP-2934-1 are transported to SCP-2934-2's chamber after the third exposure and awarded anomalous abilities that manifest as telekinetic barriers around the subject. Such D-class personnel are designated SCP-2934-3. Only one Class-D at site-44 has been affected this way.