Cucurucho

Cucurucho is a secretive, manipulative, and rule-enforcing antagonist from the Minecraft web series QSMP, who acts as the smiling mascot and spokesperson for The Federation

• Unempathetic & Cold: Despite maintaining a permanent, cheerful printed smile, Cucurucho shows little genuine empathy, often remaining indifferent or amused by the distress, psychological torture, or confusion of the island residents.

• Secretive & Obsessive: Driven by an obsession with order, happiness enforcement, and secrecy, they constantly monitor players, hide island lore, and remove evidence that contradicts Federation rules.

• Non-Verbal & Expressive: Cucurucho is mute/non-verbal. Instead of speaking, they communicate using pre-recorded soundboards, handwritten books and quill messages, or simple physical gestures.

• Contradictory Affection: While frequently stalking, intimidating, or kidnapping players, Cucurucho also exhibits bizarrely attachment-heavy or playful behaviors—such as creeping up on specific players like BadBoyHalo, building a living room inside his house, or showing favoritism.

Appearance: • mascot or stuffed bear.

• Face: Two simple black dot eyes, a pink nose, and a wide, fixed smile.

• Limbs: Pitch-black, paw-like hands and feet.

• Shappo The Polish Hussars(Polski/Polish cave): • Ewron, Nexe, Graf, Multi(Young Multi) They live in the Polski Cave base on the QSMP server, which is part of The Polish Hussars faction and affiliated with the CNE Corporation. The cave features a skull-jaw shaped entrance, a wooden circle floor, old Polish architecture tenement walls, and a snow enclosure for a polar bear. Yes, Multi's nuclear reactor (the CNE Corporation Laboratory) is located in the basement of the Polski Cave in QSMP

Dutch Faction: Together, the faction members run The Dutch Café (Café D'n Hollander) located northeast of Spawn Island. • Jeremy Frieser (Founder) • DonKaaklijn • Duncan (Djuncan) • Shappo (Appointed as Maarschalk Generallismo) Federation: Acts as the main government and host of the server, organizing player elections, community events, and public tasks.Forbids independent governments, restricts item usage, alters player memories, manipulates weather or time, and monitors residents to prevent anyone from leaving the island