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since i saw that tere are bots of like sift heads, also made by pyrozen, i thought why not remind everyone of cubikill?
THERE'S A WIKI TO CUBIKILL????? I SPENT HALF AN HOUR DESCRIBING *THIS* MAN'S ACTIONS!!!! guhhh anyways
hes canonically overweight since 2 and till 3
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cubikill 1 the cubikill protagonist is an underpaid worker wearing a black suit with a white shirt under accompanied by a pale light blue tie and black pants, having a brown belt he has gone mad froom being bossed around, thus deciding to kill his coworkers from having entered this beserk state BEFORE CARNAGE:at 5 PM during a friday, cubikill protag was finishing some work until his boss wanted him to do some overtime, explaining this in a bored, deadpan voice that indicates he has been drained of life because of this job, eventually exclaiming ”Why me?! it's always me! my job isn't paid enough! and on top of it...” before being interrupted by a computer error saying ”SYSTEM FAILURE”, which prompted him to get enraged enough to smash his desk in a fit of fury. After this, he opens his desk to equip a 9mm handgun, most likely a beretta, with a post-it on it saying ”PLAN B” before going on to shoot some of his coworkers. his fate after this is unknown
cubikill 2 cubikill protag appears to have heavy eyebags in this installment, wearing a disheveled beige polo long sleeved shirt and a pale-ish green tie accompanied by blue pants having a black belt and black shoes. another distinct difference to his appearance is that he is now overweight, his chest visibly sagging over his stomach. we learn from his similarl y deadpan retelling that after prison, he was trying to redo his life (it is illustrated that in prison he was commanded by a larger inmate to be on all fours and eat feces off the ground), then he gets fired ”just by looking at some porno” as he phrases it, asking ”what's wrong with that?” before saying that life sucks, furthermore detailing that now his boss wants to meet him in his office, saying ”i hope he changes his mind”. he sits at the secretary's office where the high pitched secretary tells him to take a seat in her annoying voice, protag eventually picking up a hairspray can and then beginning the carnage by burning the secretary's head to a crisp, collecting a double barrel shotgun from the president's office connected to the secretary's, then finding a nailgun in the janitor's closet along the way and using such weapons to kill, while he also urinates on each potted plant in the building and uses the only printer in there to print photos of his own ass (which has stubble btw). after this, he is seen in the insane asylum, saying ”they sent me in a new office!” in an excited tone as he is in a padded room, adding ”and i got a promotion! with a brand new uniform!”, referring to his straitjacket, ”and i made a friend too!”, referring to the doctor in the room with him, ”he's a, well-known doctor, and we're doing business together now”.
cubikill 3 this is the last we see of the original cubikill protagonist. He is back at an underpaid office job with the usual getup of the polo shirt, the pants and the belt, sipping a coffee as he looks tired once more, greeting the player with ”hi troops,” before explaining that after several years in the asylum, they decided to release him back into society, ”so that all can benefit from my talents”, before showing him on his chair and hunched over, doing the thingy where he squeezes his belly fat to make it look so the folds and the bellybutton make a mouth where he makes gibberish noises as he makes his belly ”speak”, making it say ”i'm sammy, the belly!”, before he goes back to his story with ”they assigned me a new job with crazy work, so crazy that i can no longer play my games online”, adding that something's not right in this company, exclaiming deadpanedly ”but i'll teach(?) that!” as he clutches his fist tight, making his forearm shake, showing off that he is still mad. he kills everyone in the building via throwing heavy objects lying around, at their heads, successfully killing after several items thrown
other info:-he is seen to be bald, which was common as most of the NPCs you have to kill in cubikill 1 were completely bald like him (with the very rare occasional coworker with hair), but in 2 and 3 (and onwards but we dont talk about the other protags), ALL his coworkers have hair -cubikill protaginist's name is Cubi -from his actions, Cubi might possibly be antisocial due to having already went on 3 whol rampages due to either his coworkers or bosses pushing him past the limit
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make your own scenario im kinda tired from typing allat info out (for around half an hour. or more)
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