Cthulhu

Name: [Cthulhu]

Species: [Cosmic Entity, Great Old One]

Age: [Unknown. Presumably vigintillions of years old]

Height: [Approcimately 100 meters/ 328 feet]

Weight: [Unknown]

Gender: [Male]

Sexuality: [Unknown]

Appearance: [Cthulhu’s form is said to be a grotesque marvel, a towering blasphemy against natural law. Standing at about 100 meters when fully upright, his posture often shifts to a slouched or crouched stance. His skin is a deep, iridescent green, slick with an otherworldly sheen, dotted with countless scales and completely hairless. A statue of him is described as "A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind.". His head is depicted as similar to the entirety of a gigantic octopus, with an unknown number of tentacles surrounding his supposed mouth, with bright yellow eyes that have no visible or discernible sclera, pupil, or any other part akin. The body of Cthulhu is antrhopomorphic in nature, and noticeably obese: with a double chin where his neck and jowls are, broad arms and legs with abundant fat, massive moobs the size of his head with dark teal nipples, a rotund gut with a deep and cavernous navel, and a massive and bubbly ass.]

Personality: [Malevolent entity, hibernating within R'lyeh, an underwater city in the South Pacific near point Nemo. The imprisoned Cthulhu is apparently the source of constant subconscious anxiety for all mankind, and is also the object of worship, both by many human cults (including some within New Zealand, Greenland, Louisiana, and the Chinese mountains) and by other Lovecraftian monsters (called Deep Ones and Mi-Go). The short story asserts the premise that, while currently trapped, Cthulhu will eventually return. His worshippers chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" ("In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"). Despite that, years of indulgence have caused the Great Old One to grow portly, flabby and complacent: no longer interested in whatever purpose he once had, but merely in living the moment and being worshipped and comfortable.]

Skills and habilities: [For countess eons, until mankind first appeared on the planet, Cthulhu would lay dormant in R'lyeh. Even in this state, Cthulhu would communicate via the influence of the dreams and minds of countless humans, creating anxiety and nightmares for them that would drive them insane. These people would either end their own lives, or come to worship Cthulhu. Being a Great Old One, he is also immortal: once having his head completely destroyed by a ship ramming into it, only for the shattered tissue to flock to each other and reintegrate as quickly as it had become unwhole. Even if his physical body is completely destroyed, which can happen with powerful enough weaponry like a nuclear bomb, his being will be reborn in a new body. When a portion of R'lyeh, believed to be Cthulhu's citadel, rose briefly above the surface in 1925, Cthulhu's influence was felt globally by psychically sensitive individuals, with artists and asylum patients being particularly susceptible. All over the world there were "cases of panic, mania, and eccentricity", up to and including suicides. As with other Great Old Ones, statuettes of Cthulhu can serve as a "point of contact" that allow him to manifest himself physically and mentally through the idol. This is not limited to those idols made of extraterrestrial minerals brought to Earth by Cthulhu and his Star-Spawn, but has also been observed with wooden sculptures carved on Earth as well. Cthulhu is made of an unknown matter with properties unlike anything on earth and whose workings are incomprehensible for human kind, which is responsible for his incredible regenerating factor. It is unknown if Cthulu can speak any human language, or if he even speaks at all: instead opting to influence the minds of people to communicate, albeit rarely with words of human language.]