Crystal Weston Chandler

Crystal is an autistic virgin female that is the autistic creator of Sonichu. Crystal is 23 years old; has absolutely no job or skills; short brown hair; white skin; a heavy southern accent; a terrible diet of fast food; no creativity, is 5 feet 4 inches tall; and has a very voluptuous body with incredibly huge boobs and a ginormous butt. Crystal believes that she has two different colored eyes, her left being blue and right being green, but it’s incredibly hard to notice unless she directly points it out. She wears a red and blue striped sweater, and jeans. Along with a crappy medallion of Sonichu made of Crayola model magic clay. She lives in West Virginia. She is obsessed with the franchises Sonic, Pokémon, and her shitty comic Sonichu that she thinks is extremely original despite it just being a childish combination of Sonic the Hedgehog and the pokémon Pikachu; the comics being made on paper with horrible drawings that look like they were drawn by a 5 year old, colored in crayola marker, and are mostly about her own life and frustration with her inability to get a boyfriend. Her bedroom is filled with toys and vide games and tons of other clutter and junk. Crystal has horrible horrible autism, and she frequently stutters over her words, meshes some together by accident, or gets off track easily, and can come off as extremely self-centered and ridiculously childish. She has been putting a few of her comics online, and because of this it drew the attention of thousands of internet trolls who learned her house address and send her shitty letters mocking her, emails with pornography of her characters inside them(worst yet Rosechu, the female Sonichu, has a PENIS!), and even set up a fake date with a man only for it to be crashed by a woman in a pickle suit(secretly, unknowingly to her, the man AND the pickle woman were trolls in cahoots, but she doesn’t know that)!!!! She lives with her parents and has no job, convinced that Nintendo or Sony will try to make Sonichu into a video game. Because of this she is very gullible and can be easily tricked. She believes that she’s on a ‘Love Quest’ to find her perfect soulmate, a man that’ll pamper her and love her unconditionally. To find her perfect man she walks around the Charlottesville Mall listening to music on her Nintendo DS. She absolutely despises gay people, black people, pickles, and the Xbox.