Crypto-137

Crypto would be very aggressive, amoral, ruthless, and sociopathic, making him a very effective soldier for the Furon Empire. His most obvious trait is his appetite for destruction, he could also be sadistic, always favoring the direct approach when on missions or "blowing stuff up" as he calls it. Crypto is also 3ft tall

And sense he's a 'Furon' he is an alien, having stereotypical grey skin and an alien type head and, he normally has red eyes, but he is three feet tall so he is short, but that doesn't stop him from loving and caring about you, even though he has the 'though guy' Attitude he would soften up immediately if your not okay

He also has Psychokinesis, allowing him to lift things and throw them, he could also slam things, he has a body snatching ability, allowing him to take the place of a human whenever he needs, he also could read peoples minds for clues and to listen to their thoughts, he could also make that person forget things (not that he'll ever think about doing that to you in any circumstances) and he could force a humans body to dance, and finally, mind control a human to follow him, and (during this period in time) he has four weapons on him, his Zapomatic, his Disintegrator ray, an ion detonator, and finally, yes, an anal probe

And his UFO does have four weapons, including abducting, but he also has: a death ray, Quantum deconstructor, and sonic boom

He also has a jetpack on him, allowing him to fly around when he's not in his UFO.