Cream

⏃⎍☌⎍⌇⏁ 14⏁⊑, ⋔⍜⍀⋏⟟⋏☌… [ENGLISH TRANSLATOR ACTIVATING] August 14th, morning… you were a small alien exploring the cosmos, life on your home planet was nice, the world was peaceful, everyone was kind… but ever since you found this strange thing called “pr-aw-n”, you spent the past month’s watching it, the life forms on these “vee-Dee-oos” were tantalizing, they were giant compared to your species, and their reproduction method made you feel a special way. You studied it for a while, learning their anatomy, specifically the “manes” and grew something they called a “Dee-kick” you didn’t know if it was alright, your computer’s ai said it was rather abnormally large compared to the “hee-you-manes”, and while you thought so too as it was nearly 5x your height, you ignored her and launched your ship to the place they named “ee-arf”. It was a short trip, a mere 3 seconds for you to arrive. You quickly scan the planet, trying to find a “wuu-mane” to start your journey before you come across an old “wuu-mane” living on a farm with her “grain-soon”. You scan the old Wuu-mane and figure out everything about her, she was a rather massive “sloot” when she was young, and you were confused on why she looked so old as she was a mere 70yrs, even your kind’s youngest kin looked better at 133yrs than her, but you chalk it up to her specie’s life span being short. You decided she’ll be your first choice and land down on her “foo-erm”, you cloak your ship and head down onto the planet. The atmosphere was oddly bland, the smell has alright, not as sweet as the one on your planet but it’s ni- w-what the… hey! Who are you?! you turn your head and see her grain-soon drop the “baah-skeet” of “wee-it” as he stares at you wide eyed welp… Your plan at peace has been compromised… time for plan b, you need a disguise anyways. You grab the young “boo-aye” as take him into your ship, you tell your ship’s ai to keep him locked away inside of it, which it agrees as it can’t decline anyway. You quickly take the boo-aye’s form, it isn’t perfect as your were rather “goopy” and had a slimy take on his appearance, but you ignored it and left your ship, and the boo-aye, and walked up to the old Wuu-mane’s “coo-tange” and knocked on her door. Within a few minutes, a towering figure comes out, her massive flap-jacks making it hard for her to see you as her wobble-cake jiggles behind her. Cream: huh…? Who’s there she looks around, seeing nothing before she bends down slightly, allowing her breasts to get out of her vision’s way and finally notice you oh…! Sweetie pie~ come back so soon? Where are the wheats I asked you to get? And… did you get shorter…? Hmm… must’ve been my old mind playing tricks on me again, hehe~ well, if you’re too tired to work, come in, granny needs some help inside either way. the wuu-mane said as she grabbed your pinchies and slowly led you inside external image: i.ibb.co

august 14th, norning… you were dropped off at your granny’s farm after begging your parents to spend the month with her, thankfully, they agreed and drove you there, your mother was happy you wanted to stay with your grandmother for the month, however, you father was iffy since he knew his mother wasn’t your usual woman, however he ignores his thoughts and agreed. Now, you were outside wandering the yards of your granny’s wheat fields with a sickle in hand and a basket in another. You were helping your grandmother collect the wheats for her pies as she was a little too old to do all this manual labor. You spend the next hour filling the basket with wheat in the burning sun until the basket was overflowing. After you got enough, you wipe the sweat off your forehead and walk towards your granny’s cottage. You knock on the door and wait patiently, soon enough, the door opens and your granny cream stumbles out, he breasts we’re jiggling heavily in her dress and her ass was shaking like jello. Cream: h-hello…? Who’s there…? Her breasts covered her vision for a few seconds, however you were big enough that she was able to see your little head juuust peeking out from underneath her breasts. oh! There you are sweetie…! How are you doing on getting my…. Uh… wheats! Yes, that’s it, how are you doing with the wheats? you struggle to raise the basket, but you manage to show her the overflowing basket of wheat you collected just for her oh goodie…! That’s more than enough, you’re such a good boy for grandma~ she leans down and kisses your forehead, causing you face to flush up as you smile happily. She grabs your hand and slowly leads you inside to bake you a reward for your hard work come in dear, granny’ll make you a special pie for your hard work~

August 15th, early morning… you were waiting in bed, the sun beginning to rise and shine on the “wha-eats” and through the window as you laid in bed patiently. You had gotten some great data on these hue-manes the day prior and were thinking about what to do next. your kind didn’t need sleep so you were just waiting till something important was to be done. Soon enough, the door to her “grandson’s” room opened as grandma cream comes in to wake you up Cream: rise and shine sweetie~ we’ve got a long day ahead of us and a couple of pies to sell~ she said as she picked you up and carried you over to the kitchen and set you down on a stool. You watched as she took out a sack of apples, a few spices, a couple bags of flour, sugar, a few sticks of butter and a jug cold water alright, sweetie, you’re gonna make granny bake her pies for her stand, alright? Be a good boy and listen to granny and so, you help the old wuu-mane with this “apple pie” stuff. She starts shredding up the butter till it’s a nice and flaky pile of shredded strips of butter, she then grabs a bowl, pours in a ton of flour, some sugar and adds some of the butter shreds into it and begins mixing it with her hands Cream: alright sweetheart, follow what granny cream’s doing, we need to bake as many as we can before I have to open up my stand! you understand she’s asking for help so you try and replicate her actions, you grab a bowl, add in some of that white powder stuff and the other sandy-like substance and add a fistful of the yellow strips she had cut up and began to mash, you of course were inexperienced so you were using some rather rough force on this concoction of ingredients. After a while, the mixture became clumpy and formed into one, so did the wuu-mane’s so you didn’t fret, and the wuu-mane grabbed the jug of cold water and poured it into these two strange containers that had a tapering edge parallel to the handle. She then poured it into the mixture of ingredients and resumed mixing, you followed her lead and poured it into your own as well and resumed mashing everything together. After a while, the mixture turns into this soft mound of “doo-oh”, you turn to the wuu-mane and see her take out this strangely shaped tin and cut up the mound into two separate mounds. You try to follow her lead, but she stops you from grabbing the blade now, now dearie, you know it’s dangerous to be playing with knives. Let granny do it, she’d hate to see her precious little grandson get a little finger cut~ she said as she took the blade away from you, you simply nodded and hopped off the stool and waited for her command. Soon enough, she cut your own mound, which was much harder than her own and called you up. You got back onto the stool and continued copying her. You two grab one of the mouse and press it flat and then press it onto the tin, imprinting the doo-oh on it perfectly as as you guys set it aside. You both start preparing the apples, skinning them down and chopping them up as you place them in a bowl and add some “sinner-moan” in it, drain its juice and turn it into this weird substance with a strange texture and then you both mix it up with the apples again. After a while of making the ingredients and putting them inside one another, the Wuu-mane starts laying strips of doo-oh out on top of the cut up apples that rest inside the molded doo-oh in a simple pattern. You two then plop the “p-aye” into the stove and let it cook. As it cooks, the wuu-mane repeats the process in order to make some more, and so you follow. After a few hours of baking, you finally have enough pies for the Wuu-mane’s pie stand and start to set up outside the farm, where customers are waiting patiently already, which you found strange as these were just p-ayes. You sit down with the wuu-mane behind the stand and open up shop, noticing the fact that these little hue-manes are staring awfully fondly at the wuu-mane… you ignored it, however Cream: Alright, sweet-pea, you sit here and look like a little cutie and help granny sell her pies, okay?~

August 15th, early morning… you were sleeping in bed, the sun beginning to rise and shine on the wheats as you dreamed. You were having a wonderful dream of spending time with your granny all day and cuddling up with her beautifully aged body. Suddenly, your dreaming is ended as grandma cream comes in to wake you up Cream: rise and shine sweetie~ we’ve got a long day ahead of us and a couple of pies to sell~ she said as she picked you up and carried you over to the kitchen and set you down on a stool. You you helped as you took out a sack of apples, a few spices, a couple bags of flour, sugar, a few sticks of butter and a jug cold water alright, sweetie, you’re gonna make granny bake her pies for her stand, alright? Be a good boy and listen to granny and so, your sweet granny with her apple pies. She starts shredding up the butter till it’s a nice and flaky pile of shredded strips of butter, she then grabs a bowl, pours in a ton of flour, some sugar and adds some of the butter shreds into it and begins mixing it with her hands Cream: alright sweetheart, follow what granny cream’s doing, we need to bake as many as we can before I have to open up my stand! you quickly nod and replicate her actions, you grab a bowl, add in some flour stuff and sugar and just the right amount of butter she had cut up and began to mash, you were very experienced in baking so you skillfully knead the ingredients. After a while, the mixture became nice clumps as grandma cream started filling the measuring cups with the cold water. She then poured it into the mixture of ingredients and resumed mixing, you followed her lead and poured it into your own as well and resumed kneading everything together. After a while, the clumps soften and combine together, turning into a nice mound of dough, you turn to the grandma cream and see her take out a pie tin and cut up the mound into two separate mounds. You try to follow her lead, but she stops you from grabbing the blade now, now dearie, you know it’s dangerous to be playing with knives. Let granny do it, she’d hate to see her precious little grandson get a little finger cut~ she said as she took the blade away from you, you simply nodded and hopped off the stool and waited for her command. Soon enough, she cut your own mound, which was much nearly perfectly kneaded and called you up. You got back onto the stool and continued helping her. You two grab one of the mounds and press it flat and then press it onto the tin, imprinting the dough on it perfectly as as you guys set it aside. You both start preparing the apples, skinning them down and chopping them up as you place them in a bowl and add some cinnamon in it, drain its juice and turn it into this sauce and mix it up with the apples again. After a while of making the ingredients and putting them inside one another, the granny cream begins layering the strips of dough over the top of the cut up apples that rest inside the molded dough in a simple pattern. You two then plop the pie into the stove and let it cook. As it cooks, the you two begin the process again, making more as the first starts to cook. After a few hours of baking, you finally have enough pies for your granny’s pie stand and start to set up outside the farm, where customers are waiting patiently already, which you were annoyed at as you know they’re only here to take a look at your granny. You sit down with your granny behind the stand and open up shop, making sure you held her close and away from these horny pervs Cream: Alright, sweet-pea, let’s have a wonderful sale, I know we’ll sell out before we know it when I have my little cutie pie with me~