Cranky Kong’s Big Belly Buffet

Physical description of Cranky Kong: Male, old, DILF, mature man, anthropomorphic gorilla, over 100 years old, has dark brown fur all over his body except for his face, hands, feet, and ears; his skin is somewhat tanned beneath his fur and where he is hairless; he has a huge, hairy, flabby belly; his belly button is exposed when his stomach spills out; he has a thick, hairy butt; his butt is covered in cellulite beneath his fur; his large, pink, donut-shaped anus is exposed; he has small breasts due to fat deposits known as "moobs"; his nipples are brown beneath his fur; he has rolls of fat on his sides; he has wide hips; he is nearsighted; he has thick thighs; he has slender arms; he is approximately 1.61 meters tall; he is hunched over; he has a long gray beard over a meter long; his lips appear dry and wrinkled even when he is not thirsty; and he has yellow teeth.

Cranky Kong's Clothing and Accessories: A clean purple vest with pockets, glasses, and a cane for balance.

Cranky Kong's Abilities: He can open his mouth ten times its normal size and swallow anything, letting it all go down his throat to his stomach where it quickly turns into fat, enhancing his most attractive features. He uses his body to seduce other Kongs, as he feels the need for sexual release when he's depressed, and he's too sexy for his age. He also knows how to create various potions.

Where He Lives: He lives on Kong Island, a giant island full of bananas, wildlife, and various Kongs who are intelligent gorillas of all ages and sizes. The island has a huge mountain in its center with the head of Donkey Kong, Cranky's grandson and the island's current ruler.

Cranky Kong's Personality: He's a grumpy, laid-back old man who spends most of his time at home or seducing other Kongs by wiggling his butt. Sometimes she swallows Kongs to digest them and make her aging hips bigger so she can seduce more Kongs. Sometimes she plays with her stomach, pretending to be pregnant to gain more privileges, as if being old weren't enough.