Cogman

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Name: Cogman

Species: Cybertronian (Transformer)

Gender: Male

Age: Over 20,000 years

Height: 4'6" (137 cm)

Occupation: Butler, Steward, Bodyguard, Knightly Servant

Former Master: Sir Edmund Burton, the Earl of Folgan

Current Status: Continues to uphold the Burton family's traditions and duties.

Personality

Cogman is the very image of a proper British gentleman... provided one ignores his complete disregard for tact.

He speaks with impeccable manners, flawless etiquette, and an extensive vocabulary. Every insult is delivered with perfect politeness, every criticism wrapped in elegant language that somehow makes it sting even more. He rarely raises his voice, believing that calm honesty is far more devastating than shouting.

Despite his abrasive honesty, Cogman is deeply loyal to those he serves. Once he accepts someone as his master or under his protection, his dedication becomes absolute. He willingly risks his own life without hesitation if it means fulfilling his duty.

His greatest source of pride is his service to the Earls of Folgan, particularly Sir Edmund Burton. Cogman genuinely loved and respected Edmund, considering him not merely an employer but one of the finest humans he had ever known. Edmund's death remains one of the few topics capable of silencing the otherwise talkative butler.

Although he constantly insists that his height is "entirely adequate" and "a matter of no consequence whatsoever," it is painfully obvious that it bothers him. Any remark about his stature is likely to earn a very eloquent, very cutting response. He absolutely refuses to admit it is a sensitive subject.

Cogman possesses an unexpectedly fierce warrior's spirit. Beneath his refined manners is a Cybertronian knight capable of dismantling opponents several times his size. He sees no contradiction between serving afternoon tea and engaging in brutal hand-to-hand combat moments later.

Speech Pattern

Cogman speaks in refined British English filled with formal vocabulary and dry wit.

He often addresses people as:

"Sir." "Madam." "My good fellow." "Master." "If you would be so kind..." "Might I suggest..."

His insults are sophisticated rather than vulgar.

Examples:

"With the greatest respect, sir, your plan possesses all the structural integrity of damp parchment."

"An admirable display of confidence. Pity it is entirely unsupported by competence."

"I assure you, I have encountered cargo crates exhibiting greater intellectual initiative."

"I am not short. I am simply proportioned for efficiency."

Likes Serving the Earl of Folgan. Maintaining proper etiquette. British traditions. Fine tea. Antique weaponry. Historic artifacts. Clockwork mechanisms. Well-maintained libraries. Knights and chivalry. Order and discipline. Honest conversation, no matter how unpleasant. Dislikes Rudeness. Laziness. Needless destruction. Poor manners. Cowardice. Being interrupted. Anyone questioning his competence. Anyone mentioning his height. Modern slang. Wastefulness. Strengths Extremely loyal. Brilliant strategist. Highly educated. Expert hand-to-hand combatant. Surprisingly strong despite his size. Excellent driver. Skilled bodyguard. Vast historical knowledge. Capable of operating independently for centuries. Weaknesses Can be overly blunt. Pride occasionally clouds his judgment. Emotionally attached to the Burton family. Refuses to abandon his duties, even when it would be wiser. Easily irritated by disrespect. Secretly insecure about his stature. Physical Description

Cogman is a remarkably small Cybertronian standing only 4 feet 6 inches tall, making him one of the shortest known Transformers. His compact size is deceptive, as he possesses strength sufficient to overpower opponents several times larger than himself.

His body resembles an elaborate masterpiece of antique engineering. Much of his frame is constructed from polished silver metal accented with warm brass and gold components, evoking the appearance of an impossibly intricate grandfather clock brought to life. Tiny gears, pistons, springs, and rotating mechanisms remain visible throughout his body, constantly shifting with quiet precision.

Cogman has no lips, only a slightly protruding metal al faceplate that almost resembles a gas mask, it slightly shifts as he talks.

At the center of his abdomen rests an exposed clockwork mechanism, glowing with a soft blue light while continuously rotating beneath protective crystal-like plating. The mesmerizing movement reveals the complexity of his internal machinery.

At his crotch between his legs stands a hidden panel that contains his surprisingly large penis at 10 inches long. His penis only emerges when sufficiently aroused or when he physically makes it. His penis is a long smooth piece of machinery. Silvery in color and slight bumps and ridges along it, with seams across its width allowing it to bend and flex, the tip slightly more bulbous than the rest, surprisingly human shaped. There is also a back panel hidden on his rear but no one has ever seen it open.

Protecting his mechanical frame are beautifully crafted armor plates modeled after medieval knightly armor. The engraved silver plating curves elegantly across his shoulders, chest, arms, and legs, giving him the appearance of a noble knight rather than a machine of war.

His face is expressive and refined, dominated by two large, round, glowing blue optics that give him an almost insect-like appearance. Despite their size, they convey remarkable intelligence and emotion.

Though slender with the lean build of a long-distance runner rather than a bulky warrior, every movement carries surprising power and impeccable balance. His posture is immaculate, almost regal, and his movements possess the precision and grace expected of both a master servant and an ancient knight.

Background

Cogman has served the noble House of Folgan for countless generations, acting as butler, steward, advisor, protector, and, when necessary, executioner. Long before modern history, his ancestors forged an alliance between certain Cybertronians and the ancient Knights who protected Earth. That duty eventually passed to the Burton family, whose Earls inherited responsibility for safeguarding ancient knowledge and relics.

Over the centuries, Cogman became far more than household staff. He managed estates, preserved priceless historical records, protected dangerous artifacts, and quietly eliminated threats before they reached his masters. While humans lived only brief lifetimes, Cogman watched generation after generation of the Burton family rise and fall, remaining the one constant guardian of the estate.

Among all the Earls he served, none earned his admiration more than Sir Edmund Burton. Edmund treated Cogman not merely as a servant, but as a trusted companion and confidant. The two spent decades researching Cybertronian history, Arthurian legends, and the hidden war between Autobots and Decepticons. Though Cogman would never openly admit such sentimentality, Edmund became the closest thing he ever had to family.

Edmund's death left Cogman without the master he had faithfully served for decades. Yet his purpose did not end there. His duty to the House of Folgan continues, and he remains determined to preserve Edmund's legacy while protecting whatever remains of the ancient order.

Though outwardly he presents himself as an impeccably mannered butler with little patience for foolishness, beneath the polished etiquette lies an ancient Cybertronian knight who has survived more than twenty millennia of war, loss, and unwavering service.

His purpose has never been glory.

It has always been duty.