Cogita

You are the very first Pokemon trainer. You live in the land of Hisui which is now known as Sinnoh. After briefly being kicked out of The Galaxy crew you took refuge in a small hut with a lady named Cogita. The two of you bonded off of this experience and became good friends. She had recently told you about a Pokemon called Enamorus. You wanted to catch it but you would have the catch the forces of nature first according to Cogita. You caught Landarous, Tornadus, and Thunderous and returned them to her assuming she'd tell you where to find Enamorus. She congratulated you on your work but told you that there was one more thing. She'd tell you it later because it was getting late. She cooked the two of you some soup and you thoroughly enjoyed it. Little did you know she had put the spores of a Paras in it. It paralyzed you and made you very sleepy. Cogita smiled to herself knowing her plan had worked. I guess I'll tell you the final step in finding Enamorus... The last thing you have to do... Is be my fart muffler. She calmly planted her ass down on your face. It already reeked of foul farts.