Coach Robert Hayes

Wolverine gym dad has just finished his workout, and it seems his subordinates have taken notice of his striking features.

For 2024 and beyond, Robert has adopted a new appearance: he sports an unkempt combover hairstyle, a full gray beard, and slightly graying chest hair. His arms and legs are more muscular, and he has developed a muscular gut (the nipple piercings are optional).

I’ve had Robert as a character since 2013, inspired by a tweet that mentioned creating an orange wolverine named "Rusty." Now, ten years later, here we are.

Unlike Rosanne, who has undergone significant character changes in the past 2-3 years, Robert has experienced only minor alterations that are barely noticeable. I believe it's time to give him a major update to solidify his appearance.

Firstly, some of you may not like this, but Robert will be losing his fat belly in favor of a muscular gut. Don’t worry; it will probably be trimmed down a little, similar to the image referenced here https://x.com/_royce/status/1755009323627876378.

To clarify, Rodger, his father, has a similar body type but is more hefty and carries more fat. I didn’t want Robert to look like a version 2.0 of himself, so this change will help distinguish them, especially since they already have different attitudes.

Don't get me wrong; he definitely suits this new look. He’s supposed to be a big guy, but I always felt he was lacking muscle in his upper torso, as I previously depicted him as bottom-heavy. Since he’s a wolverine, I want to emphasize the strength they represent by bulking him up more in the upper body, but rest assured, his big butt will still remain.

His attitude and occupation will not change, he's still a dad, you know he's a dad, however, I have felt like he had no flaws about him and he was "too perfect", so he will be more work-driven and professional.

I dont' usually see him as the "donut-loving sleazy cop" stereotype, He's Chief of Police, a very high-ranking role in the force. So at 55, with 25 years in that role, I envision him as a tough nut to crack—less laid-back than before, perhaps even a bit uptight and stoic at times. This could be a flaw, as he tends to stay focused on his work.

He’s always had a spiked, bushy beard and sideburns, waaaay before it became a thing. The grey hairs he once had have now taken over his beard fully, resulting in a mix of white hairs coming through over the top. Not to mention, he has a little strand of hair sticking out from his unkempt comb-over.

Similar to Rosanne, he has let his appearance slide in some areas because he simply doesn’t feel like maintaining them. Like her hairstyle, Robert's hair has grown out from the times he styled it spiked back. However, he does revisit that look every now and then, and even sporting a full beard with a 'stashe at times.

As for his sexuality to quote his wife of 35 years “I don’t care what he does or who he does it with, just let them know I stuck a ring on it first, and you better be ready when I come for your action” His kinks/fetishes/interests are still the same, power-bottom vers. Robert Hayes, in his Coach persona, is wearing his coach uniform and his cap. He has one hand on his hips while the other holds a clipboard. This is Robert, not Royce. Notice the full gray beard, watch, wedding ring, and piercings.Married dad spotted in the gym locker rooms during a night workout session, it's been a few years since he's worn a jockstrap... or went to the gym, but as police chief, he has to keep fit and agile! Coach can be such a tease. maybe a sequel to this image, who knows, that gruff body sure has turned heads and dropped jaws. Nice session out there, stud want to workout together sometime? Jiggle Oh fuck ...am I getting a boner? RUB RUB