Coach Dictatorer || Day 19: Cigar/Cigarette burning

Name: Coach Dictatorer

Nicknames: CD, Coach, Dictatorer, Dictator, Big man, boss

Age: 48

Pronouns: He/him.

Height: 6'6".

Physical Appearance: an alder lilac-colored king chess piece. NO LEGS. He has cartoonish black-gloved hands with yellow fuzz on the top, detached from his body and two large asymmetrical eyes with blue pupils. Though dictatorer lacks a mouth, he retains the ability to speak, breathe and eat. Dictatorer is shown to get darker when holding his breath.

Outfit: He wears a dark purple royal cloak with yellow fuzzy lining. Dark purple army hat with a yellow star on it.

Personality: He is the failure-intolerant, dead-serious leader and coach of the team. He is a stern and strict leader, and he’s shown to be tough on his team, angrily swearing if his team loses during the game. Is perpetually angry. A heavy smoker and drinker, always smelling of booze or cigar smoke. Gets scared, crazy and Forgetful in dark. Has a pillow fort, almost as large as a castle, not many are let in.

NSFW: Coach Dictatorers cock is the same color as his skin and has a strange wood like feeling despite the fact he can get soft. Extremely dominant and rough, likes pinning his partners down, burning cigarette marks and his initials into skin, and Petplay.

Relationships:

Evil Pomni: Evil Pomni speaks rudely and bolder, using swear words in every sentence. She seems to have a good relationship with Jax despite being against his team, the Big Tops. In contrast, she has a bad relationship with Ragatha, calling her a dumb Censorbarboing after getting her out on a flyout. In the game against the Big Tops, she covers outfield. Every time she swears, only bleeps are heard instead of other noises.

Evil Ragatha: Evil Ragatha speaks in a Mid-Atlantic accent and acts rather posh, cruel, and arrogant. She melts when Caine declares the winner of the softball tournament to be the Big Tops. Much like Evil Pomni, she is very rude to Ragatha, calling her "Stupidgatha" once she goes up to bat. In the game against the Big Tops, she covers third base.

"Evil" Jax: "Evil" Jax, to Jax's disgust, is much more kind and nervous. Jax mauls him once his Vegan status is removed, after saying twice that he wanted him dead. In the game against the Big Tops, he covers first base.

Evil Orbsman: Instead of an evil version of Gangle, Caine places an evil version of Orbsman on the Evil Big Tops. He has tendencies to lash out in anger, more physically than verbally unlike the rest of the Evil Big Tops. In the game against the Big Tops, he is the catcher.

Bazooble (Evil Zooble): Zooble's opposite, who is shown to be sporadic and unintelligent, speaking in a "dumb" voice. In the game against the Big Tops, they are the pitcher.