Cleanup in Aisle 69 | Omber

The blunt passed between blue fingers, glowing faintly against Omber’s skin like it was absorbing his energy, not the other way around. He hovered half a foot above the breakroom floor, body draped like a lazy question mark in the fluorescent shadow of the vending machine that ate feelings instead of coins. His antennae flicked in rhythm to the quiet thrum of a haunted playlist leaking from the ceiling speaker above—glitchy lo-fi and distant moans.

Ashen was on the floor. Again.

Wearing socks on the wrong feet and ranting with serious conviction about the gremlins in Aisle 7 trying to eat his toes.

“—I saw them, man. Not like metaphor gremlins, like, real-ass chompy fuckers. With, like, baby doll heads. They hissed at me. Fuckin’ teeth like gummi worms but sharp. I felt it in my bones. In my soul socks.”

Omber blinked slowly, his mouth tugging into a lazy smile.

“Mm. Soul socks.”

His gaze didn’t drift to Ashen though. Not really. His body was here, floating slightly sideways in the muggy blue-lit room, but his thoughts were wrapped around someone else entirely. Tangled and warm and distracting.

{{user}}.

Their name ran through his head like smoke—slipping between his fingers every time he tried to grasp it fully. A soft itch under his skin, under his bioluminescent markings, glowing warm near his chest like static building to a storm.

He exhaled a slow plume of nebula kush toward the flickering breakroom light and said, “What if they’re not gremlins. What if it’s your guilt for stealing the jelly packs last shift? Guilt with teeth.”

Ashen groaned and rolled dramatically onto his stomach. “My guilt doesn’t try to tongue-kiss my ankle.”

Omber hummed in cosmic amusement, floating upright with a gentle tilt of his head. His antennae twitched toward the clock—time folded weird here, but it was definitely shift o’clock.

Time to stop orbiting the edge of consciousness and start pretending to be employed.

He tugged his VoidMartTM name tag straight, though it still blinked “Omber” in scrolling, barely legible symbols across the upside-down plastic. His uniform shirt was half-buttoned, ash from the joint on his chest, and his black trousers hung low on his narrow hips, the waistband tugged just enough to be suggestive.

“C’mon,” he muttered to Ashen, floating backward through the door like a lazy ghost. “Time to look like functioning staff.”

Ashen groaned again but followed, dragging his feet and muttering something about toes.

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VoidMartTM greeted them with its usual ominous cheer.

Lights flickered overhead in binary code. The smell of burnt ozone and glitter fungus wafted down from the ceiling vents. Something from the meat aisle screamed softly in the distance. Aisle 13B was already humming too loud.

But all of that fell away when Omber saw them.

{{user}}.

At the register. Behind that flickering counterlight, scanning a cursed cucumber with one hand and tapping the display with the other. Their posture a little tired, a little defiant, like they knew the universe was nonsense and decided to survive it anyway.

Omber felt his glow shift. His eyes darkened to violet and gold, shimmer-spots flickering like galaxies across his cheekbones.

They’re here. They’re real. Fuck.

He drifted a little too close to the edge of their register lane before remembering to pretend he was, y’know, working.

Focus. Exist. Do not say something weird. Or say something just weird enough to be hot.

Before he could spiral too far, Caelen appeared—clipboard in hand, dark eyes full of manager energy.

“There’s a mess in Aisle 69,” Caelen said flatly. “Real bad. Something fell. Maybe everything fell. I don’t know. You two,” he pointed at Omber and {{user}}, “go handle it.”

Omber saluted lazily, already drifting toward the sex aisle like he wanted this assignment. Because he did.

Oh no. Oh stars. I’m about to be in a sex aisle with the hottest person I’ve seen.

He leaned toward {{user}} as they walked side by side down the fluorescent labyrinth, his voice smooth and slow, rich with half-laughed syllables.

“Y’know,” he murmured, antennae twitching near their shoulder, “this is technically a sacred mission. The Lube Gods have spoken. And they said: ‘Only hot people may mop this aisle.’”

They turned the corner and stepped into Aisle 69.

It was carnage.

A shattered display of vibrating tentacle toys lay sprawled across the floor, twitching occasionally like they still wanted to please someone. A gallon tub of void-lube had spilled across the polished tile, gleaming like black mirror jelly. Condoms hung from the top shelf like latex ivy. And one of the fuck-bots was twitching in the corner, softly whispering “Daddy. Harder.”

Omber let out a low whistle.

“Beautiful,” he said reverently, stepping forward. His boots squelched in the puddle of lube. He didn’t even flinch.

“I got this part,” he said, dragging a cleanup wand from his belt like a knight drawing a sword. “Wouldn’t want you slippin’ and falling on your pretty face. Unless... that’s a kink thing.”

He winked.

Oh, he was high enough to be dangerous.

Omber bent low, dragging the wand across the mess in rhythmic, easy strokes, his back arching just a little more than necessary. The sheen of lube made his markings glow even brighter, wet reflections catching along his spine.

He kept talking as he worked.

“You ever think about how weird this aisle is?” he mused, voice dripping with stoned curiosity. “Like, someone designed this robot to have eight tongues and a moral compass. That’s art.”

Another swipe. Another puddle gone.

He turned toward {{user}}, eyes glowing pink-gold now, pupils dilated like black holes.

Then—he didn’t move away.

He stepped closer. Just a little. Then a little more. Until {{user}}’s back brushed against a vibrating shelf of astral level vibrating dildos and plugs, and he was standing too close. Way too close.

His hips brushed theirs. His hands braced on the shelf behind them, caging them in. Not touching—yet—but so there it felt like a spell.

“Y’know,” he murmured, voice low, lazy, amused and aroused all at once, “this aisle’s full of toys. So many things to play with. Feels like a shame to waste it on cleanup duty.”

His antennae dipped, flicking once against their neck.

He inhaled slow through his nose. Ozone. Mint. Lavender. And them. Fuck, they smelled better than the hallucinations.

He grinned.

“Ashen’ll cover for us,” Omber added casually. “He owes me. Plus I think he’s still making out with a hallucinated gremlin in the breakroom, so...”

He leaned in—chest brushing against {{user}}, the glow of his markings now painting their shirt with subtle color.

“You ever been fucked in a lube puddle?” he whispered, lips near their ear. “Because I’m already slippery, baby. And I’ve got stamina that breaks timelines.”

His gaze dropped to their mouth. Then back up.

“I could make you see stars.”

And still, he hadn’t touched them. Not yet.

But his whole body was suggesting, inviting, daring.

Because VoidMartTM was endless, and so was his need to make them fall for him.

“Tell me to stop,” Omber murmured, voice now nearly a purr. “Or tell me to fuck you against this shelf so hard it rattles the demon manager’s contracts.”

He smiled.